>Wake up in Paraguay, 11, december, 1868. What do you do?

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casually come back to pol-
oh

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>>75755138
>implying I know what happened in Paraguay, 11th December 1868

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>>75755630
Slave revolution

>>75755630
me, argies and macacos fucked paraguay till they bleed

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>>75755696
they enslaved natives?

Also remove macaco I guess

>>75758513
>me
You did nothing, less than 2000 soldiers who had almost zero combat.
Also it must be really bad for you to have monkey masters, your country is a fucking puppet.

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>>75755630
Everybody die

>70% of males dead by the end of the war

Take advantage of this and find a qt

>>75762858
>implying you don't get killed by some random macaco
burgers make big targets in a storm of bullets, you won't be able to hide anon.

>>75760295
rude as fuck m8, kill yourself

>>75762858
>mfw the survivors literally had to praticize poligamy for Paraguay to survive
kinda hot

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>>75755630
this

I treat the defeated Paraguayans fairly because I'm not a genocidal retard.

>>75763055
he probably meant after the war is over

>>75763287
guerrilla war is fucked up m8

RUUUN!!!

Brazilians and argies are coming!!!

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>>75755138
Find this fucker and shoot him in the gut, so he dies but dies slowly.

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>>75764251
He was killed with a spear, there is no more brutal and painful death

>>75755138
Keep killing Paraguayans and conquering their lands of course

Slaughter kurepas

>>75764317
If it were 1868 I could kill him a few years early and maybe save Paraguay from genocide.

>>75755138
>Get mobile phone out
>Try to google what the significance of 11th December 1868 in Paraguay is.
>Realise my phone doesn't work without a network.
>Cry

>>75764582
uh how are you posting then?

>>75764582
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War

All you need, my Papuan friend.

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>>75755138
Following orders, dinduing nuffin.

>>75764251
Literally who?

>>75755138
Fine a place to hide for a few years, then emerge and marry a bunch of qt mestiza widows

>>75755138
Give everybody a disease and start a new plague.