1. ye'r country 2. in what position do you sleep?

Joke's on you, I don't have a smartphone or a tablet
And no I don't position myself on the corner of the bed, I usually rest on my left flank

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Daily reminder that every virgin boy deserves to be raped and get taken care of by the girl that loves him

Fuck those "virgin" pictures

>>75744701
hello virgin

>>75744701
t. virgin

>>75744758
Fuck you

>>75741140
Do you have "The virgin walk"?

If so mind sharing it?

>>75744701

Virgin detected

I used to have to curl up like a baby, but now I sleep on my back usually. Sometimes it's a bit scary since there's a chance of sleep paralysis but it's all good.

If I can't sleep at all, it goes:
>stretch out until get sleepy
>lower arms and relax until about to drop off
>lie on side since im sufficiently sleepy

Can't stand hearing my heartbeat, which is one of the reasons I sleep on my back

>>75741140
What is the "Chad rest" then?

YES EVERYTHING ON THAT PICTURE IS TRUE

THOSE PICTURES WERE MADE BY A VIRGIN SHUT IN

I sleep on my stomach

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Girls are boring I don't need girls.

>>75741140
I get the virgin walk but this stuff is completely ludicrous

>>75744913
Girls are gross, stupid and selfish
nobody needs girls

>>75744819
I stopped sleeping on my back for months after I've heard about that sleep paralysis shit. Now I don't really care anymore but I still sleep on my belly most of the time

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Nvm found it

>>75744843
>Never uses any electronics in bed
>Always in the center of the bed surrounded by girls
>Falls asleep directly after ejaculation
>Can get up at any point of sleep and tell you the exact time

I really with I could sleep on my back, every time I try to I can't and eventually sleep on my right side.

>>75745102
that's me except #2, plus I always sleep some good 7-8 hourse and I lie on back

(I'm a virgin)

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fleg
dis

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>>75744843

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>>75745194
fuck I'm dying here

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>>75745271

>>75745174
that's a dead arm

>>75745814
should name it "the Chad Flood" tbf

>>75745194
>>75745271
>>75745814
i feel like that image is making fun of the chad too

>>75745965
keen eyes

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>>75745965

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>>75744635
danebro having patrician taste as always

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>>75746061

>>75746096
Isn't this rape?

>>75746206
no, because it's only against men

so it's funny

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>>75745194
>>75745271
>>75746116

>>75746116
My sides

>>75746206
>latin america
>laws against rape
pick one

>>75746061
this one hit a bit too close

>>75745194
>chad
>never saw phone

Chads always have instagrams full of their photos

>>75746430
why would you ever cum on your fucking bed?

>>75746433
this, chad's not a chad without his mobile phone full of social media garbage

>>75746482
I think he's doing the warlus masturbation, a friend of mine does it, I tried once after he explained me the technique and it was awesome

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>>75746527
>the warlus masturbation
fucking what

redpill me on the warlus masturbation /int/

>>75746703
ahhh shut up quentin shut up

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>>75741140
>>75744991
>>75745814
>>75746061
>>75746703

>>75741140
Lol the last time I was lying with my phone in my hands was back in school when we chatted with friends in icq on our smartphones like Nokia and Sony-Erricson before sleep.

>>75746633
You probably don't want to know.

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>>75748557
we all want to know about walrus masturbation now

>>75746206
you were the first faggot to ask this question, congratulations
experiment successful

I walk like I want
I sleep like I want
I sit like I want
I shit like I want
I post like I want

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>>75749608

Everybody also wanted to know what was hidden in the "shit cabinet", but it was never revealed

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>>75745814
>pushes people away to get to the urinal he wants

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>>75745814
>grabs pee-buddy's dick mid-piss

>>75746482
>>75746633
>they dont know the walrus masturbation
what a sad existance you must lead
>>75746527
my brethen.

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>>75746527
>the warlus masturbation

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>>75746703
umm sweetie, only normies eat on a dinner table instead of your pc desk

>>75744635
>by the girl that loves him
no such thing

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>has never heard a song in his life
Don't get it but still kek every time

>>75741140
i sleep like this but i'm no virgin

>>75748557
>>75750691
Reeeeee tell me NOW

>>75746116
>ear-piercing yell
I'm dying

>>75745814

> makes everyone sign with a blue marker

My fucking sides