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paranoia paranoia everybody's comin to get me
edition
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new TJ lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHQjhNH6g94
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ3u0jjWCkc
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doing a depression
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got called racists at work for calling my manager a paki cunt
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can someone post the queen elizabeth II pepe modification with handgun.jpg? would like to add it to my /brit/ folder, thanks lads.
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London Bridge is falling down
Falling down
Falling down

London Bridge is falling down
Falling down
Falling down

ALLAH-U AKBAR
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>>75732024
well no bloody shit

does the person who called you that also call grass green every time they see it?
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>>75732050
>>75732050
>>75732050
>>75732050
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I'm a bit confused. Is it a trendy leftist thing to hate the police or to "stand in solitarity and praise them for their dedication"? Or both?
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Reckon I've found me tinderella
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gf got blowbanged last night and the lads who done it are messaging me on fb hahaha i've about 3 messages in my message request folder i'm crying
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Rainy out here in London

Need to get up and get ready for work
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>average labour voter
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Bit revealing
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>>75732150
pics x
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Not going to open a 3mb pic that should be 500kb
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>>75732188
australian problems
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>>75732188
What's the difference?
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>>75732175
reveals a lot about her sex promiscuity for certain
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Business idea: arm police officers with swords
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Just download all the viruses and let people try and enter your ...
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too much sexism on the internet lads

we need to do something about it
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Daily reminder that /brit/ is a dying general
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bloody paki at the paki shop said he didnt have any 12.5g amber leaf
told him off for using taqiyya on a loyal customer and he realised i couldnt be cheated so he gave me 10g halfprice
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>>75732150
>gf
why are you still with her what the fuck?
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for aussie "internet"
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arm yanks with a brain

owned
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>>75732024
You should be glad you didn't get fired.
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>>75732323
its 8 am here
daily reminder /brit/ is a BRITISH general
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>>75732132
They only hate policemen when they are doing their job properly.
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last wank took 40 minutes

going to take a break and 'recharge'
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gonna force myself to drink black coffee because Jordan Peterson says it will increase my conscientiousness
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>>75732365
keep us posted
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all Muslims have to do now is "we told him to stay away from the mosque" with 0 proof needed.
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>mummy may isn't the best candidate.
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honestly couldn't see myself working for a paki bastard
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a kid at my old secondary school offed himself on the train track near my house
for some reason it's really getting to me, i can't stop thinking about it and feeling sad. I didn't even know him, I only saw him around at school a few times.
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>>75732150
They taught you a lesson. Thank them and tell the skank to sling her hook.
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>>75732384
you'll work for me one day
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>>75732150
seriously still waiting for a response to >>75732335

whats your gf said?
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>>75732386
selfish coward, i bet that train conductor has PTSD because of that permanent solution to a temporary problem.
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On the bus home from work

There's a month's worth of work to do and it all needed to be done a month ago
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>>75732132
>I'm a bit confused
probably best you stay off the internet then, its not safe for you yet.
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Why are muslumsz terrorists always so ugly?
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Quite enjoy seeing people repost pictures I made
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>>75732403
the train conductor said he "thought he had hit something" because of the jolt to the train, the conductor himself didnt see anything grisly.
I don't have anything against the kid i just find it extremely sad and i can't put my finger on why. Normally news stories like this dont affect me
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on the train home
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>>75732413
if they weren't ugly they wouldn't be terries
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Fuck Whites.
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>>75732132
Our police are tortured for any mistake, so they make few. Public servants and they know it. They're the envy of the world.
Praise their dedication.
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>>75732432
sexy little swine
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>>75732399
*heems you*
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exam in an hour
feeling less worried for this one than for the others
wish me luck x
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>>75732472
fuck off arrogant student
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>>75732472
I'll laugh when you come back later and whine about how you failed
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need arrogant students out of business
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>>75732481
>>75732478
just mean posts really, aren't they? no need really is there
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hate arrogant students

love unskilled labourers
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too many arrogant students in /brit/ lately
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This Ramadan is a pain in the ass lads.
Wouldn't mind a cheeky sausage sandwich.
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Still on the train home lads haha x met a lad who says Mummy May should ban anime, what a lad
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>>75732546
how about this sausage sandwich?

*unzips dick*
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>>75732595
Bait lad.
The hunger is getting to you.
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walked into this runts exam hall and shouted "arrogant students"

got some looks

i mean sheer daggers from some people

did a cheeky giggle and walked out
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Thailad made it into an academic study on 4chan.
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>>75732665
Are they his proxy countries?

Damn
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>>75732665
>academic study on 4chan
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What books you lot reading then?
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books?

not for me
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>>75732709
fanged noumena
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>>75732400
learn to speak english and maybe i'll respond to you
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>>75732728
dont feel sorry for you any more
bigger fan of the lads that blowbanged your gf
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i am very liberal but i find it hard to give a shit about overweight people being shamed
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Work starts in 2 mins and I'm still in bed. Proper can't be bothered today.
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Today's mood: Melancholic
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>>75732709
the upanishads
the refusal of work
plato's theaetetus
a book on university level maths
advanced macroeconomics.
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>the upanishads
>the refusal of work
>plato's theaetetus
>a book on university level maths
>advanced macroeconomics.
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>>75732759
give this a listen (if you're into indie rock ie. the young white mans genre)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OCEh6g6whc
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really rainy outside

rainy painy feigny spainy laney baney mainy waney caney trainy saney deigny reigny
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>>75732788
not the greatest effort but I still support the general thrust of this post and think we need more like it in this general
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>>75732749
that's not a liberal thing that's an ignorant college freshman thing
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>>75732743
why don't you go back to poland or romania or pakistan or whatever shithole you crawled out of and stop defiling my ancestral land with your inferior presence
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just did a cry
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>>75732781
Sounds like Bowie desu
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>>75732822
What's a blowbang?
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>>75732833
like a gangbang but limited to willy sucking
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a most fell weapon
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>>75732665
straight onto the CV
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>>75732842
Ahh ok, seems unhygienic
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blowbanged some aussie girl last night
messaging her bf as we speak
bet the little runtoid stays with her too hahahah
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cheated on the bf and got blowbanged by sme british runtoid last night
hate them both but I'm a post-op tranny so I can't be picky
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croikey lads me sheila sucked a lot of dinkum last noight ey fellas
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>>75732759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1mpo-xltSU
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>>75732898
Watched half an episode of The only way is Essex once.

Apologise.
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>>75732898
2bh
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You all make Northern Ireland sound like it's a shithole, but street view in Belfast it looks pretty nice. Clean and cool looking old town, every American city looks third world in comparison.
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a dingo rooted me missus!
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>its a truman is almost 25 and realizes he's done nothing with his life episode
I really connected with this one. The part where he decided the solution is to masturbate some more really struck a cord
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>>75732915
shan't
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>>75732918
3 fucking scimitars
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>>75732898
They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords
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myself with the so-called "blowbanged" gf
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>>75732922
Belfast is a shithole, they just don't show the non-stop riots every July, or the gangs of hooded youths looking to jump people on Street View
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>>75732937
You haven't heard the last of this, sunny beam.
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Discovered some sort of secret Nazi compound out in the woods

Gonna give it a look around
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>>75732952
wipe your feet on the way in, I'll have a cool beer waiting for you.
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going to work

going to pick up some crossies and some chocolate milk on the way x
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>>75732952
>Nazi
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>>75732952
what
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>>75732950
Probably a fucking resort compared to an American city. Sounds like you're just pussies.
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>>75732969
Looks fancy
Some tall blonde man is giving me the evil eye
Might have to give the "signal" to get in
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>>75732948
i've got a curved willy
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>People pay actual money that could be spent on material goods for shit television channels they can stream for free
>People pay upwards of £50 a month for this privilege

CANNOT fathom the level of pleb you would have to be to part with £45 odd a month for a fucking sky sports or sky cinema subscription
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oppose cuts not mosques
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>>75733007
>Have all the premium UK TV channels
>For free
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>>75733003
imagine cosplaying at a fucking gun range
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>>75732981
>bombs
>riots
>high violent crime
>poverty
>paramilitaries
It's very violent for a European city. You just have loads of niggers and mental spics
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SCREECHING
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>>75733009
Why not both?
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enjoy fapping to porn of blondes from behind and pretending its link from zelda
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>>75733019
>It's very violent for a European city. You just have loads of niggers and mental spics
I guess, it just doesn't look shitty to me at all especially since I'm used to Los Angeles.
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who here /wouldbedeadiftheukhadtherighttobeararms/
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>>75733054
Some Belfast kid knifed a Muslim on Sunday evening. They take their Britishness very seriously.
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>>75733071
Carbon monoxide poisoning sounds like a better way to die.
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>>75733077
based
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>>75733077
Honestly both the Protestants and Catholics in Belfast hate absolutely everyone
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Business idea: deport Muslims to NI
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>>75733077
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>>75733105
>igniting Troubles 2: Islam boogaloo
The violence would be insane
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Too many spides in Belfast. Not enough justice.
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spend a few minutes yelling the 14 words and HH but they didn't open the gates

reckon its time for this cowboy to move along
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WHAT A LITTLE LEGEND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zsdZB93t-8&feature=youtu.be
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>>75733105

>the ra + uda vs 'slims

only 1 victor there lad
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>>75733143
fuck's sake wish i had this level of charisma
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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Got into a debate with a Muslim today and I asked him if Islam is so great why does everyone in the Arab world want to move to the West and not the other way around and he just looked at me then stabbed me in the throat.
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Do dominos deliver to my address?
no they dont
do papa john's deliver to my address?
no they dont
does pizza hut deliver to my address?
no it doesnt
can i be fucked to go to tesco for an oven pizza?
no i can't
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>>75733188
mealy mouthed reply
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You arrive in Hull
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>>75733155
Bout time lads got together.
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>>75733195
>when you live in a town that only has 9 Greggs outlets

Painful living in this irrelevant backwater shithole
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>>75733071
i've unironically trired to kill myself in a variety of ways (hanging, overdosing, even a helium tank) but i survived all of them, and i wasn't even doing it for attention either

i think i'm immortal
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>>75733216
I can see my dingy in this pic
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>Stephen Hawking announces he is voting Labour: 'The Tories would be a disaster'

How much are they paying him lads?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/stephen-hawking-jeremy-corbyn-labour-theresa-may-conservatives-endorsement-general-election-a7774016.html
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>>75732898
My place of birth
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>>75733155
the RA
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>>75733252
literally had no idea stephen hawking was british until now

they need to get him a talking motorcycle with a british accent
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>>75733268
Suomi Essex Perkele
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>>75733252
honestly both of them are going to be shit
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>>75733293
it actually is
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>>75733252
Smarter people are always left wing
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>>75733311
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>>75733268
hello nigger
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>>75733252
The Jews have taken control of his robot voice don't listen.
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this is the worst election i've ever seen, the choices are between a literal 1984 fascist and a senile communist
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>>75733323
Forgot about Hitchens Radiation
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>>75733333
nice digits but he's not a gommie
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>>75733357
hmmmm
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>>75733323
Hes a big Russiaboo.
No secret.
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>>75733333
>literal fascist
didnt she read out her favourite verse of the quran a couple years ago?
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got a willyache

no more wanking before bedtime methinks
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>>75733370
innocent until proven guilty :^)
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>>75733389
*kisses it better*
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>>75733293
>>75733327
Is it really full of niggers? I haven't been to the UK since I was a toddler and have almost no memory of it. Apparently it was part of the reason we moved here.
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>you find out your mum did porn before you were born

what do?
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>>75733396
why did the communist party endorse corbyn for this election?
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>>75733417
guilt by association
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>>75733372
thats not really left wing
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posting from a cruise ship 400km from New Caledonia with yank satellite internet x
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>>75733409
have a cheeky wank
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>>75733432
it just makes you go hmmmm doesn't it
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was talking to some dutch guy today and i mentioned how i think europe's going down the shitter because of all the muslims and he just went quiet

need to avoid revealing my power level to normies
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>>75733417
>implying the tories didn't pay the commies to do this
the writers of this story couldn't have made it any more blatant
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>>75733434
you capsized?
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>>75733373
Fascism is not about hating darkies. Fascism is a totalitarian government just like communism

The meaning of the word has been muddled up because of retards who think it's just another word for racist.
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>>75733451
innocent until proven guilty :^)
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might get me a cannabis dog
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can everyone be quiet for a bit? i've got a headache
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>Theresa May: "Fuck the poor and disabled, who needs them anyway?"
What was she thinking when she said this during the debate?
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Terrorism has no religion, but it does have a favorite one.
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>>75733433
It isn't. He's not a commie.
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when you realise france is better than england
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>>75733373
>wants to monitor the internet

pretty sure that's textbook fascism
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>>75733433
Well, Trotskite.
Not Marxist.
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>>75733462
>9k worth of weed
Ah, so this is what was more important that stopping ragheads killing people
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>>75733457
no fascism is different to a totalitarian state. Fascist governments draw inspiration from the past and promise a rebirth of sorts for their country.
drumpf is actually closer to a fascist than any European government
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Skin Diamond is a slave in the old west, who's tormented by the conflict of wanting to escape her abusive owner but loving the feel of his hard cock at the same time. Ryan, a hammer wielding black smith, has a problem mixing discipline with pleasure. He owns her tight ass in more ways than one in the highly anticipated fourth and final installment of the "Get My Belt" series.
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>>75733501
>Fascist governments draw inspiration from the past and promise a rebirth of sorts for their country.
literally what
I don't think that's what fascism is at all
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paid $5 for a porn scene once

after the ensuing wank, i decided i should never go that long without wanking ever again
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didn't go to work today and didn't call either
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Nowt wrong with brown girls
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>>75733529
I reckon I would feel the same after I came after paying for a prozzie. I'd feel I should've just stayed home and wanked for free
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>Theresa May: "let's pay the communist party to endorse Corbyn to make him look like a communist by association"
I mean, come on... It's almost as if she forgot that quantum computers will be able to expose all of her encrypted emails within a few years.
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2nd day in a row where my boss told me there's fuck all to do

Getting paid to shitpost again
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>>75733538
good lad
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>>75733501
Look up the definition of fascism the way Mussolini described it.

You're only thinking of modern right wing politicians because retards scream fascist at them because they don't know what it means.
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>>75733547
>>Theresa May: "let's pay the communist party to endorse Corbyn to make him look like a communist by association"
I'd like to know when she said that quote
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not giving the runt any work to do so the company can get ready to fire him
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>>75733529
Once wanked to a picture of Jennifer Aniston in a magazine while on holiday because I hadn't wanked in a month
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>>75733547
everyone knew from day one corbyn was a commo m8
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>>75733501
You literally don't know what fascism is, mboko. Padraig Pearse was a proto-fascist.
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>>75733546
prozzies are shit, they make you wear a 'dom
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>>75733591
Based Corbyn is NOT, and NEVER was, a commie bastard
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>>75733566
suomi sauna saatana voi vittu viina
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literally told the manager of one of our uk branches to do fuck all haha he went and told all the runt workers theres fuck off to do

laying them all off next week and closing the branch down haha
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>>75733477
they've been doing that for years
BND, GCHQ, NSA... im sure France and other such countries has one too. They all already watch everything we're doing
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>>75733012
what kodi build you using? you got showbox too?
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very drunk lads
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>Based Corbyn
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>>75733607
what the fuck are you on about lad
I didn't even mention Ireland
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>Theresa May: "We should let this terrorist attack go forward to convince more stupid people to vote for us"
What the FUCK is she thinking, saying these sorts of things in public places?
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>>75733641
cuck mentality
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHQjhNH6g94
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Literally told one of my runt underlings to tell the UK branches there was nowt to do but little does he know it's a ploy to get him fired for giving out bad orders. CEO will believe me over that runt after all haha
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i'm very intelligent but from a working class family and i'm also depressed and lazy so i'll probably die in poverty desu

anyone else?
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Brexit and it's consequences have been a disaster for the English race
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>Live in a LITERAL surveillance state and your government still can't stop goatfuckers from killing you
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>>75733662
So? I was using an example that you should know and therefore be able to understand why you are wrong about fascism. Like Jesus talking about Shepherds and that in his parables. You dozy bastard.
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>>75733709
just vote corbyn mate, he'll give you free shit
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>>75733712
That remains to be seen. In the grand scheme of things, literally no time has passed.
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>>75733734
im voting corbyn then
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>>75733687
its true lad
the US security agencies find exploits in windows and stuff and don't even inform the developers. They can probably get into any machine they want
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>>75733718
two thirds of muzzies here wouldn't report a terror plot if they knew about it according to the stats. pretty disgusting behaviour by so-called moderates.
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dont voting for anyone

haha
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anyone got the imgur collection, asking for a mate

ta x
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The Orb has spoken and it said 'Qatar'
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10 weeks no porn now and only wanked about 3 times for anyone interested in my journey.
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I would have voted labour if Corbn didn't take over and if they fired Diane Abbot years ago. It would be an utter disaster to let them in as they are now. I fucking hate the tories too, really hate them. There really are no good options, but Labour post brexit will literally be the end.
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ah yes the 'I won't allow the government to monitor the internet because I watch copious amounts of porn and don't want to be caught with my pants down' argument
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>>75733789
she looks like a random english people
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Left knee is FUCKED since taking this job. Keep hitting it on the metal bar under the desk.
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>>75733812
jealous, i couldn't give up porn if my life depended on it
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>>75733718
glass houses Bruce http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40168085
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twitch tv/awkwards_travel
Brit Thailad working in a market. Looks like masterrace.
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business idea: inter pakis in borstals
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>>75733751
I know they spy on everyone, but legalising it will only present them more opportunities to spy on innocent civilians, and I reckon it's a slippery slope where if they get a bit of ground they'll just keep pushing for more legislation that infringes on innocent civilian's privacy.
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>>75733812
I have literally not watched a porno since I was 14. Almost 9 years deep into no porn and I'm entirely unsure as to what benefits it's supposed to have.
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>>75733826
get a job in construction or something you runt

people aren't meant to while away their lives at some poncy desk
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>>75733813
>no good options
U K I P
K
I
P
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islam is antithetical to everything leftism believes.
its sickening that leftists continue to defend islam at every opportunity. islam is evil and leftists need to stand against it, not protect it from criticism. all they are doing by defending it is making leftism look out of touch with reality by being so naive they think that islam is a friend to the left. that or they're so hungry for muslim votes they'll get into bed with ideas they know to be evil.
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>>75733887
t. deano
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>>75733874
prostate cancer
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>>75733845
sorry mate, I only watch ice poseidon :) x
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>>75733887
i too have seen office space
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during my last nofap my groin area started to smell like sulphur

what did my penis mean by that
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>>75733921
your sack is perforated, lucky
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>>75733898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlFeqZfAVA
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>>75733789
you'd see better looking people at a chipper at 3 in the morning
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>>75733887
I'm very young and making a lot of money. I could buy myself a new knee by the end of the year.
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poo

fanny

nigger poo fart
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>>75733935
that doesn't sound good
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>>75733936
he's a special boy isn't he :)
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Where can I meet qt's in england
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>>75733896
See that's the thing. It hasn't stopped me wanking. I have wanked pretty much every single day since I was 15. Sometimes several times per day. And every single one of my wanks takes 4 hours minimum, usually much longer, to be frank.

No porn doesn't fix anything.
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donald fuckhead piece of shit dumbfuck orange hitler twat cunt faggot pooface toilet idiot is not my president
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>>75733874

I've noticed a lot of benefits notice real women a lot more now. Get morning wood quite frequently whereas I never did before. My erection lasts a lot longer now when I have one. Another problem I had was orgasming as soon as I had a full boner
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is thailad about?
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https://youtu.be/1XU5XCJZwxY?t=3m25s

3 minutes 25 seconds
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>>75733978
Cardiff
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>chipper
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Business idea: import poortheners to work the mines in Australia
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>>75733999
is that the first time youve seen that?
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>Corbyn and May are the only 2 choices for PM

Literally worse options than Trump vs Clinton
Feel bad for you guys
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>>75734014
No, someone else posted it on /tv/ earlier today.
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harrying of the north 2.0 when?
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>>75733999
waste of trips
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>>75734025
so its the second time?
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>>75733993
Jesus lad your willy sounds a right mess

>>75733999
Bet this is nonce shit. Shan't be clicking.
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chippre
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>>75732698
There was a UN funded one into /pol/.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf

Literally proved 100% that /pol/faggots raid other 4chan boards and forums and they're mostly redditfags. There is also 838 unique pepe images (at the time of the study)

Also where the "Rare pepe" meme comes from.
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>>75734031
yeahhhhh :P
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>>75734076
well its been posted on 4chan for like 10 years. try to keep up.
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might get a plane to australia and shag an aussie bird then fly back home lads
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May = Slytherin
Corbyn = Gryffindor

simple as
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>>75734096
Fascinating
*turns around and talks to somebody else*
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What companies can I work at that I can transfer to different countries?
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>>75734097
Good in theory but they follow you back.
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just came from reddit lads. anything I should know about the 'chon before I start posting here full time?
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>>75734097
emus aren't that fond of people so be careful when you try
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If May loses the election. Think she will kill herself?
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>>75734138
IBM are in Belfast.
Google in Dublin.
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>>75734164
Her husband is a billionaire, I'm sure she'll be fine
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>>75733504
I watched that couple months ago
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>>75734174
I want to work in asia
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>>75734007
shut up
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>>75734147
Remember to redditspace

Okay?
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>>75734164
One can hope.
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safe1 lads
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>>75734192
not op
>>75734174
I'm not some smart programmingfag, just a useless pleb.
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Bit tired, might have an early one tonight
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>>75734164
I don't believe for one minute May herself has any issue with Github or Sourceforge. Who's giving her this dreadful advice?
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>>75734164
She literally has no chance of losing.
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>>75734252
Are these designed to make you feel bad?
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>>75734252
bet he also leans down to take a bite rather than bringing the food up to the mouth
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fingers smell bad
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>>75734215
>>75734215
>>75734215
>>75734215


NEW
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would the 'edia cry sexism if may lost?

hasn't been any serious consideration on gender this election, guess because of thatcher and she's right-wing but still
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>>75734252
me except for the soda
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