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How to behave in Brit edition


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw
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>>75729296
worthless cunt
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>>75729282
Those thighs
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>>75729326
hope he fucks up the ecosystem x
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the gf (censored)
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*towers over you*
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VOTE TORY!!!


>In February 2011, Prime Minister David Cameron stated that the "doctrine of state multiculturalism" (promoted by the previous Labour government) has failed and will no longer be state policy.[72] He stated that the UK needed a stronger national identity and signalled a tougher stance on groups promoting Islamist extremism.[73] However, official statistics showed that EU and non-EU mass immigration, together with asylum seeker applications, all increased substantially during Cameron's term in office.[74][75][76]
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>>75729340
hope he gets bitten by a snake or spider and dies a slow death x
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>>75729351

She has huge eyes for a gook. Did she get that one surgery?
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>>75729282
>video has the "go compare" song at the start
DROPPED
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>>75729358
Fuck off Yank
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the cat meme needs to end

how are people okay with ruining their own local ecosystems just so you can have these things running around everywhere
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>>75729360
wtf? that's my cat you're talking about dude...
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https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/

favourite sub
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>>75729384
good post
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>However, official statistics showed that EU and non-EU mass immigration, together with asylum seeker applications, all increased substantially during Cameron's term in office.[74][75][76]
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>>75729399

https://www.reddit.com/r/rearpussy

favorite sub
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>Prime Minister David Cameron stated that the "doctrine of state multiculturalism" (promoted by the previous Labour government) has failed and will no longer be state policy.[72]

>official statistics showed that EU and non-EU mass immigration, together with asylum seeker applications, all increased substantially during Cameron's term in office.[74][75][76]
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>>75729399
dog owners are so immature
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if you don't have a wank while closing your eyes and thinking of the queen once a month you're not a real royal subject
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>>75729406
>under the Lisbon Treaty, immigration policies are to be governed by the principle of solidarity and fair sharing of responsibility, including its financial implications, between the Member States (Article 80 TFEU).
HARD BREXIT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQy9EwMrILI

anyone know the song pls respond
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>>75729390
oh sorry, i thought we were just throwing around the casual killing of animals as if it were nothing. why should i give a shit about your cat if you mock the notion of exerting any amount of effort towards stopping it pointlessly killing other animals? do you not see the hypocrisy?
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>>75729439
sounds like generic loops thrown into a quick sample rather than an actual song.
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>>75729441
native wildlife isn't cute or useful enough to survive, if it were we would have domesticated or farmed them
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>>75729467
reeee know i've heard it somewhere tho
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>>75729478
woefully ignorant post
hope you are just trolling and not actually this stupid

but juding by the barrier reef you mongs killed with pollution who knows
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>>75729485
perhaps, it could be a public domain, free to use background track. Sounds like menu music for a game or something.
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>>75729363
she has had surgery, this is a pic taken before it
not easy to identify exactly what she had done
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>>75729423
pleb
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rearcock/
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>>75729500
get it through your thick skull you dumb birdcuck, i don't give a fuck if my cat kills your precious creatures
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bored
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>>75729501
You're just spamming at this point.

You're now aware the Lisbon Treaty, gave the European court of Justice full jurisdiction over immigration and asylum.
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business idea: wank to the 1st result of https://www.reddit.com/r/randnsfw
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>>75729514
yes we already established you are an idiot
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>>75729478
there you go, see, you're just a cunt that measures things on how they can benefit you. now I don't feel bad about hoping your cat gets fucked any more. fyi, having a bell on it's neck would also cause things like poisonous snakes to become alarmed and leave before your cat got close enough to get bit. but no go ahead and leave it off and celebrate killing the ecosystem because it's not visually appealing to you. haha state of cat owners.
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>>75729525
>r/Tgirls
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>>75729534
>[74][75][76]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufYCRQDhCMI
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im the bestest :)
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>>75729527
>>75729529
lol stay mad birdcucks
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>you will never be a coke smuggler in 1980 miami
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>>75729595
Are you watching cocaine cowboys?
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the gf (uncensored)
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>>75729588
i'll rejoice knowing the statistics dictate your cat will probably get killed by a car, or a poisonous insect or reptile, or ripped apart by a croc, or stamped on by a roo, that last one would be the funniest. OR, your neighbors dog! that would be sweet justice.
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>>75729525
>r/NSFW_Japan
Jackpot
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why does the yank keep posting the same thing. i bet it's that fucking autistic liam twat
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>>75729623
I enjoyed the part where you failed to take the moral high ground and are now just being as vicious as possible.
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>>75729623
Statistically speaking, my cat will have lived a better life than indoor cats.
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>>75729282
Whose the grill on the image?
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>>75729614
>>75729636
Please stop you are being annoying
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doing my duty. reporting the spam.
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>>75729642
Nah, he has a reddit flag I haven't seen before. Probably from /cum/. I think he's spamming because he doesn't understand the context enough to have a conversation.
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Would you rather live in London or Kabul?
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just learned sydney isnt the capital of aus
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>>75729642
he thinks that he's funny
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>>75729664
London, i'll not be able to eat Pierogi or Goulash in Kabul
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>>75729672
but he doesn't understand british politics at all
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>>75729662
think he'd have more success if he didn't spam at 5am
might do a bed gotta be up by 11 xx
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>>75729664
Would you rather drink tea from a cup or a mug?
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>>75729687
ah well, at least it's not tranny porn or something.

You have yourself a lovely sleep la
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bet this spammer is a birdcuck
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>>75729607
Yes I just finished it
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>>75729644
Who needs the moral high groun on 4chan? Besides, having the moral high ground is not facilitating the killing of animals. Words mean nothing.
>>75729645
Not if it gets bitten by a snake tomorrow because you didn't put a bell on it
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The "new one"from radiohead is majestic, did you like it mate?
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>>75729739
All I mean is you've gone from "the poor animals" to "need this animal to die in the most painful way possible"
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>>75729745
cannot stand radiohead. drivel.
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FOY
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>>75729780
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>>75729771
Well let's be honest, I don't like cats, and if it did die as a result of him not taking precautions to stop it from killing other animals. I mean... If you can tell me why I'm supposed to give a shit I'm all ears.
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Someone call me a nigger
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Blond white woman?
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>German posters can get imprisoned for claiming that Auschwitz wasn't a death camp
>German posters can get imprisoned for questioning the plausibility of disposing of millions of bodies in a small number of ovens
>German posters can get imprisoned for claiming that the official estimated death toll of the holocaust was exaggerated
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>>75729808
niBBa
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What porn did you fap to this week?

Taking a survey of every general's masturbation habits
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@75729814
/int/posting isnt funny
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>>75729831
Printed out a roll of (you)s and rubbed them all along my penis and testicles
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>>75729831
ur ma
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>>75729801
That's absolutely fair enough, but imposing your moral standards to an animal for a reason to hate them is silly. I mean, how much do you really care about a few mice or whatever in Australia?
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bbc is as biased as /pol/
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why do speedcubers always get lumped in with the cup stacking retards
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>>75729867
>A few mice or whatever

>Estimates of how many creatures are killed by cats each year vary significantly. The most recent figures are from the Mammal Society, which estimates that the UK's cats catch up to 275 million prey items a year, of which 55 million are birds.

>A few

I don't hate cats, don't wish death on them. Hate every single irresponsible owner, though. And value our ecosystem that I enjoy literally ever time I go outside more than some fucking old bints 6 cats. Side note I dont even think they're that gooder pet
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"gooder pet"
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>>75729922
>>75729922
>cats catch up to 275 million prey items a year, of which 55 million are birds.
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>>75729928
knew as soon as i wrote it some cunt would jump on it. it's 5am i'm on my phone.
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Bought a Logitech mouse on the advice of a certain man in Siam

feels cheap and flimsy as fuck, doesn't even have a ball.
will NOT be taking his advice from now on
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I test drove a porsche cayenne 2011 with my father on saturday and the whole interior was falling apart, opened the drivers door and the door panel fell on the ground
the seats were lose
the roof liner was in the backseat
Asked the dealer what idiot owned it "State police governor"
oh

thanks for reading
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>>75729922
It's in their nature to kill things. A person who keeps a cat indoors is no better than a person who clips a bird's wings and keeps it in a cage all it's life. I mean I'd share your concern if there were actually some danger of it negatively impacting the environment on a significant scale like people do, but relatively speaking, I think there's bigger issues to worry about than a few less sparrows knocking about.
>>75729968
You got the G 102? That's decent build quality and is smooth as fuck.
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>>75729952
the cowards excuse
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have had a migraine for ages
reeee
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>>75729996
>smooth as fuck
like a baby's arse, am i right?


nonce
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>>75730017
like a 6000 DPI invisible optic gaming mouse that costs like $20
https://youtu.be/NLcbNTujXvg
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Here we are...
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>like a 6000 DPI invisible optic gaming mouse
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reading through /x/

very autistic
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>like a 6000 DPI invisible optic gaming mouse that costs like $20
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Fedora me if you must, for I have already shilled
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>>75730031
>gaming mouse
I'm going to ask my parents if they can ship me out my Microsoft trackball mouse
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>>75729998
imagine posting in a /brit/ thread that died an hour ago
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>>75730061
You didn't buy the one I suggested, did you?

also ball mice a shit and you're a meme man.. a meme man.
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>Fedora me if you must
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>>75729996
Cats shouldn't be kept indoors at all, those people should have a different fucking pet. If you do have a cat, put a bell on it. Don't get multiple cats. It's a very small amount of effort, and it'll prevent you from being a very large cunt. 275 million prey a year isn't a few sparrows.

Just try not to be a cunt and needlessly kill wildlife. Is that so much to ask? If you want multiple cats to kill shit for you, remain a sex tourist there, please.
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do you know if cats ever
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>>75730100
woah woah hey now, I thought we were being civil here. Since that ship has now sailed I'm going to kick a mouse in the face. What do you think about that?
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>>75730088
How are you able to upload such large files from Auslowlier?
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>>75730100
>muh birds
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>>75730120
Snore coke
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>>75730080
got an m100r and its fine for my needs now but I like my old mouse
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>>75730134
I live near the central business district in Sydney so my internet is pretty good.
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>>75730145
You're just in the transition period, always takes some getting used to. I'm on a new headset myself, objectively better but doesn't feel comfortable to me.. yet.
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Thailad hates mice
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>>75730147
fob
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>>75730169
they're qt t?bh :3
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stop talking about nerd i hate you!
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>all these brits with asian flags

worrying desu, after the whole Richard Huckle affair
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what does fob mean?
is it bender?
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>>75730212
full of beans
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>>75730127
i feel like you're intentionally trying to trigger me mocking the amount of shit cats kill saying there's bigger things to worry about, sure there is but it'd be quite easy to not let cats kill 275 million things. there's enough fucking people in the country paving over what little greenery we have left, driving wildlife out. irks me. especially as so many cunts complain about shit like being green and recycling, saving the planet. double standards. you probably might not be a sex tourist just dont advocate killing things.
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>>75730212
it's billionaire
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>i feel like you're intentionally trying to trigger me mocking the amount of shit cats kill saying there's bigger things to worry about, sure there is but it'd be quite easy to not let cats kill 275 million things. there's enough fucking people in the country paving over what little greenery we have left, driving wildlife out. irks me. especially as so many cunts complain about shit like being green and recycling, saving the planet. double standards. you probably might not be a sex tourist just dont advocate killing things.
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>>75730147
It was really more of an effort to pitch 'Auslowlier', which you didn't even acknowledge and now I'm absolutely shattered to bits
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Anyone a student doing an IT(programming/comp sci) course full time?

I'm a long-term NEET and genuinely considering doing one, what's your schedule like?
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>had a migraine all day yesterday
>still there this morning
>turns out it was just caffeine withdrawal
do NOT talk to me until i've had my morning coffee, okay?
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you spastics are still arguing about cats? the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>i feel like you're intentionally trying to trigger me mocking the amount of shit cats kill saying there's bigger things to worry about, sure there is but it'd be quite easy to not let cats kill 275 million things. there's enough fucking people in the country paving over what little greenery we have left, driving wildlife out. irks me. especially as so many cunts complain about shit like being green and recycling, saving the planet. double standards. you probably might not be a sex tourist just dont advocate killing things.
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>go to restaurant for lunch
>order and get served
>waitress doesn't leave table and starts shifting nervously on her feet
>"Ummm, are you anon?"
*Brain starts racing*
>"... yeah"
>"You don't remember who I am? It's me, anonette! I've missed you so much anon. I look at the photos I took of you all the time! I called you so often but you never picked up."

Shes a bit crazy, but I haven't wanked in a while and she's cute so I got her number again. :^/
I know she wants to use me to get out if PNG. Lads, am I a bad person if I use her for sex and thats it? It'll probably crush her.
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>>75730254
it's 5:48am what else am I supposed to do?
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>was a child with a symmetrical face
>both my parents were good looking and had symmetrical faces
>grew in to an asymmetrical, ugly face

who /genetic-downgrade/ here or /stressful-childhood/?
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>>75730227
Hey, I'm right there with you we should discourage things like fox hunting whilst they're posing no issue to us, recycling is good too, no sense of putting more and more plastic into the ocean. These are cats though, they're a part of nature and we can't impose our own moralistic standards on them or force their owners to. They're also territorial creatures so outside of domestic areas there's very little to worry about.
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watched an hour long documentary on cat behavior and psychology the other day lads
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>>75730227
There's ads on Northern Territory TV about how cats are shit.
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>>75730270
you are a mouth breather
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>>75730270
Start mewing :^)
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*kills 275 million birds*
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>>75730270
weird, i just saw a photo of myself from middle school and my face was pretty perfect and now my nose crooked out to the right and I'm in like phase 2's beginning of balding

loving every life
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>>75730290
I have a strong jawline and chin but can barely breath out of my nose most the time. I'm not that bad.
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>>75730270
me
can pinpoint the moment it happened too
>on family holiday with family friends in france
>playing a game with my friends where one of you holds the legs of the other one and the one with his legs being held has to run on his hands (it's called wheelbarrow racing)
>get dropped directly on my jaw on the concrete
>couldn't eat solid food for the rest of the trip
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Now appears a fag from Papua New Guinea, /brit/ is multiculturalism
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>>75730275
So. Fox hunting bad. Cats killing 275 million things a year okay? Foxes native. Birds native. Moles native. Voles native. Mice native. Squirrels native. Cats not native. Putting plastic in the ocean killing fish = bad. Putting cats in the garden killing birds = good.

Fuck off you runtoid creting haha
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Question for 90s kids and early 2000s kids: when you were kids, which Sabrina did you think was cuter and fantasized moreso about holding hands with?
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>>75730309
screeching
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stressful childhoods are proven to cause asymmetry as proven by angry chef man
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>>75730310
You probably started later in life
you can retrain yourself though

It supposedly sucks and feels like you're choking, but gets better
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>>75730310
it's normal for 1 nostril to feel slightly blocked if that's what u mean
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>>75730328
>So. Fox hunting bad. Cats killing 275 million things a year okay?
Yes, because people are doing the fox hunting for no good reason*, cats are just being cats.

Also I think there is a native species of cat in the UK. Of course all the domestic breeds have been interbred but the same goes for dogs which I'm sure you have no problem with.
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hate you all
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>native to the UK
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>>75730374
>cats are just being cats
Cats get fed by their owners. They have no need to hunt either.
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>>75730404
Ok, you go tell them that
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>>75730324
I'm not a fag, fag.
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>>75730374
fox hunting is traditional u litl slut
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Hello Wildcats!
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>>75730413
They won't listen. They are completely unreasonable.
Better to just put them down.
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>>75730415
Is Port Moresby really that violent?
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>>75730374
Actually the fox hunters use dogs. So is it then okay? Because the dogs are doing what they do naturally? Dogs don't kill 275 million things a year, dogs are mostly kept indoors and are trained.

You might be thinking of the manx cat. Originated in the isle of man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manx_cat
nature has a way of balancing itself. if there were native cats here, the population would have been insignificant. when people start having 1-3 per household in housing estates, it unbalances everything.
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>none of the brits with strange flags replied to 75730202 to confirm they aren't kiddy-diddling paedos

an even more worrying development
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>>75730443
Yeah png is a bit violent. Don't know how it compares to Brazil. I've heard bad things about your cunt.
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Sativa bad for my anxiety
Indica good for my anxiety
It's not fedora to know there are different kinds of weed with different effects
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need birdcucks out of business
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>>75730438
>>75730404
this. this is the issue. cats are fed by their owners, then they just go out and kill shit for fun all day. sure it's not the cats fault. it's the cunt owners who get multiple cats and take no precautions to stem their killing.
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>>75730458
Tell me, then i can say if it's true or false
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>>75730419
so are many things we're not allowed to do anymore.
>>75730438
At least with you we get to the crux of the argument relatively quickly.
>>75730444
The hunters are taking the dogs out specifically, it's not the dog's choice to go do that as with cats. The cat I just posted is native to the UK. Can we talk about something else now?
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>don't want to get out of bed
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>>75730475
you leftist filth
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>>75730486
how dear you
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>>75730485
iktf
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>>75730475
no. not until you literally see your obvious double standard. if the dogs, for arguements sake, were fed by their owners, then went out to hunt foxes and killed them of their own accord, would the killing of the foxes then be okay? Because this is exactly what cats do. If this was the nature of dogs, I would be calling dog owners cunts too.
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umm, pretty sure it's not indoor/outdoor cats that are brought in at night time who are the problem, more likely is that it's the feral cats who NEED to hunt to survive that are killing most of the wildlife.
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>>75730507
Yes, that would be fine.
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>>75730493
i personally wouldnt hunt for the purposes of sport but i dont judge those who do and i certainly wouldnt want to outlaw something like foxhunting
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>>75730515
I honestly don't give a shit either way, I'm just arguing about animals and it's a talking point. If you gave me the choice I'd probably ban it but I don't feel that strongly about it.
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>>75730473
Hear there's a good bit of rape. Street gangs on every corner and you'll be killed if you walk through a favella.
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getting fed up with the corbyn supporters on this site
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*looks over newspaper*
JEREMY CORBYN?!!!!!
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need to start shooping some JUST pictures of corbyn for Friday.
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>>75730510
me coming in from my nightly hunt
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thailad mor liek thailetfist
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>>75730514
So basically remove all importation of animals restrictions and extinct everyones native species then? Or, be moderate and only allow a certain number to stem native population decline?

Are you seeing the running themes yet?
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>>75730545
Not street gangs, but almost paramilitary groups, in Rio exist 4 para groups and 2 militias (made by people from Police and Firefighter), so this create a really violent scenario.
Rape not that much, is more common in Northeast Brazil
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>>75730510
we don't have feral cats in the UK. at least not a significant number at all. they don't survive well without shelter
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Thai King has some nasty tattoos, you all should see
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>filling out my UCAS form for University
>Are you gay? Yes
>Do you identify as a non-binary gender? Yes

Literally guaranteed a place now lads
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>>75730559
lol yank cat
>>75730566
need you out of business sunshine.
>>75730570
Here's the theme: You can't dictate morality to animals, they lack the capacity to understand or care what you believe. Let them live their lives to their hearts desire.
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Incense completely clears the smell of weed smoke. Amazing stuff
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>>75730601
bender
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>>75730332

Left

Right seemed older than my type back then.
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>>75730586
yeah you're right
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TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.
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>>75730608
You keep acting as if I am blaming cats for being cats here. I am not. I am blaming people for having fucking loads of cats and enabling 275 million fucking things to get killed by them every year. The cat is not the cunt. You are the cunt for having one and thinking it's okay.

For a lot of the JFs this is much less relevant btw. You probably dont have such massive wildlife decline due to a hideously overpopulated country
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usually around now i start to think about getting ready for bed but i might do an all-dayer this time
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>>75730586
>they don't survive well without shelter
rubbish, we had a colony of them for decades living in the hospital grounds near me in a derelict part. there were 30 plus of them, they only went around catching them all because they redeveloped part of the site. was funny though, when i worked there they would stalk and whine at people walking into the std clinic next to where they lived.
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>>75730629
woah...
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>I am blaming people for having fucking loads of cats
so you want to restrict pet ownership?
>>
99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
99 BOTTLES OF BEER
LEAVE THEM TO ME
I HAVE TO GO PEE
79 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
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>>75730647
>>75730633
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>>75730648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR6f34WRzwk
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>>75730662
Looks like reggae of São Luiz
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@647
I want people to be responsible pet owners. I.E get something that isn't a cat. I don't see why peoples comfort should overwhelmingly come before our ecosystem and native wildlife.
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>>75730677
>get something that isn't a cat
If I want a cat, I don't see how that is any of your business.
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>>75730677
>>75730652
I forgot to add there should be a restriction on the number of cats you can have. not specifically on having cats. Having any such restriction would be worthless though because people are cunts and just do what they want, evidently.
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roast cat
boiled cat and potatoes
cat chop
rack of cat
cat casserole
cat n chips
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>>75730684
It's my business if I live next door to you and it kills the birds that feed in my garden, no?
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>>75730674
good band, they sing mostly in occitan afaik but also in french and english. occitan has a nice sound when sung fast, very rythymic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqYF1gfgdB4
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on the train
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>>75730710
me on the phone
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>>75730703
That's an interesting point, however there's little to nothing that can be done about it. You can't force nature to respect property borders.
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>>75730700
Catserole haha
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>>75730706
Nice really nice, is not that easy to find something interesting in Occitan, and Occitan looks like Catalan at some points but has a strong accent in the music, so they don't look like that similar
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>>75730737
Ha, ha, ha.
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cats make good pets desu
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>>75730734
blackwell vs rspca 1972 i think, cats are legally roaming animals and cannot commit trespass, or cause their owners t obe sued for the same.

>>75730743
there are a few bands, i like Les Mal Coiffee quite a lot, but there is also Fabulous Troubadours and a few others if you look around.
>>
morning lads

morning nonce
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My cat used to beat his head against the door when he wanted in and the neighbors would think someone was breaking in
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>>75730760
If you want i can show some of good Brazilian music
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>>75730734
no but you can ask people not to be irresponsible pet owners. which is basically what i'm doing. if you live in a flat with communal garden, or a nice residential place with gardens where lots of people feed birds (basically most of the UK), don't get a cat. If you do. don't be surprised when some disgruntled cunt boots it and/or you because it's killing loads of birds.
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>>75730778
go for it lad, i got 10 mins befoe i need to start the day.
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off to the pub
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lmao these dorks have been arguing about cats for 2 hours
think it's time I should sleep
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>>75730760
>Unlike most animals, cats have a ‘right to roam’. There are no specific laws aimed at cats fouling on land. However, nuisance laws may assist where a complaint or dispute arises.
http://www.inbrief.co.uk/animal-law/cats-fouling/
>>75730779
mate, it's lunchtime so fair enough, if you live in an area (as I do) that's not suitable for a cat for one reason or another, don't get a cat. I haven't personally for this very reason. However this raises the whole issue of personal responsibility on a huge range of topics. People are just inconsiderate and that's another fact of life. I'm going to buy lunch so I concede to your argument. Nuke the cats!
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>>75730790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PrQwMFGMUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da04TlloTg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ONbwVoVvo

Enjoy it lad
>>
Up all night again?

Pah-thetic
>>
*punishes the porcelain*
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>>75730834
niec one mate, gonna watch em on the way to work :) and with that, laters alligators.
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>>75730817
enjoy lunch try not to kill any birds on your way out :^)
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couldn't sleep cos of thinking about how the ol' life's spiralling out of control haha. going to be a mong all day at work now.
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>>75730836
i know haha
>>
cats killing birds is how evolution happens
>>
>>75730891
so is when i fuck your mom gay nerd
>>
>>75730891
In the UK it's how species decline happens.
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>>75730898
t. birdcuck
>>
Yanks? No thanks

Wanks?
Yes thanks!
>>
>>75730901
maybe that's a sign that native species are inferior to foreign-born species... y'all should import more foreign-born animals.
>>
didn't sleep last night and am constipated now
>>
Going to work in 15

please help I don't want to
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You can all fuck off you cat hating shits.
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>>75730933
*holds open your front door*
*ushers your through*

have a nice day :)
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>>75730931
>>75730904
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doing a press conference
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>>75730970
all me
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>>75730922
this was a subtle point I was trying to make earlier tbqh. a lot of the people that preach about muh immigrants killing off the natives probably have 3 cats that kill native wildlife and see no problem with it.

that being said, animals=/=humans
>>
wish it was friday :[
>>
It's too early for work
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loving life :)
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had trouble sleeping cos my pulse was really loud in my head. could hear it against my pillow. wish it would stop.
>>
>>75731070
Maybe go to a doctor
>>
can't wait to sniff a few lines come thursday
>>
>>75731088
>financially supporting cartels
gross lol
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>>75731070
sounds like high blood pressure twobh

i have it too
>>
>>75731119
government's fault

not mine
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on the bus lads

Mr Goldstein insisted I came in early today ahaha
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Job interview today lads
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brit more like shit
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off to work lads
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dude
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>>75731070
those are just the pillow people coming to invade your head
>>
>>75731198
who's this guy?
>>
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mfw brit = shit
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anyone up for a cheeky nandos
>>
>>75731189
>>75731175
>>75731158
>>75731014
>>75730998
>>75730933
You're all very good lads and you're all doing a great job, and you'll probably have something to show for yourself one day, keep it up. better than being a worthless neet like me
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I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
>>
>>75729282
>when you go to someone else's country, respect their customs

Wow, this is insanely R A C I S T
>>
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this is better than britain
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mfw british "people"
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look up here, im in heaven
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the nandos was a bit too cheeky, lads
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u brits like n i g er dick?
>>
Build concrete blocks and metal barriers - not walls
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>>75731321
Niger?
Like a river mate.
Nigger isn't banned now is it?
>>
>>75731380
sorry mate. you brits like nigger dick, though?
>>
>>75731405
You racist.
>>
>>75731420
i'll take that as a yes
>>
i LOVE nigger dick
>>
haha lads
>>
why the fuck do these troglodytes posting under non-UK flag keep mentioning me in this retarded general
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doing a read about Greenland Sharks
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141028-the-mystery-shark-of-the-arctic
>>
>>75731427
>>75731435
You write your own story chap. Follow your dream.
>>
>>75731462
thank you captain brit
>>
6 in the morning and I'm thinking I should end myself

3pm and I'm thinking I should get some help
>>
>>75731460
Open seals like old school can openers. Intriguing shit.
>>
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life is 99% sadness
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>>75731488
depends how you look at things
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>look in the comments of that video
>it's all the usual /pol/ muslim cuckolding talk and bashing europe

What is it with their obsession with cuckolding?
>>
>>75731488
I see you're a 'the glass in 99% empty' type of guy
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>>75731495
>>
>>75731483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-0SnPGKoEk
imagine one of those fully grown, bigger than a great white, dragging you down to the depths
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wish I were a billionaire
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It's time for morning politics

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 41% (-2)
LAB: 40% (+3)

(via @Survation / 02 - 03 Jun)
Chgs. w/ 27 May.
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I cant wait for the next terrorist attack in britain, hope more subhumans in britain die
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>>75731551
delusion
>>
>>75731541
We know they're big but the biggest recorded isn't as big as the biggest recorded Great White
20ft or something.
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"women can do anything a man can, its our turn!"
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>>75731594
they are regularly recorded at over 20ft, possibly up to 24ft
Great whites are a lot heavier and "thicc" though
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>>75731612
Orca would fuck both their shit up.
possibly..
>>
>>75730584
Does Brazil really have that shit like in Max Payne 3 with paramilitaries fighting gangs fighting cops?
>>
>>75731596
>they don't even try to run after him
>not even a jog
shamefur dispray
>>
Belfast's a shithole t b h lads
>>
>only spammed 2-3 brit threads last year
>posted <10 comments on brit this year
>handful of untermenschen still associate me with this retarded general
>>
my retardation is fascinating to some high functioning autists it seems
>>
>>75731659
States police officers are streaming on twitch now. Not gaymes but in their squad cars.
Rather good.
>>
haitiANO
>>
>>75731694
When the threads are a lot of the same it's hard to believe that the posters change
>>
>>75731753
>brit importing thirld world memes to his general
color me surprised
>>
>>75731781
...says the swede
>>
rise & shine, runts
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bTkmG5b-VQ
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>>75731931
>>75731931
>>75731931
neue
>>
>>75731820
We've all been awake for hours lad, you're late to the party
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