/cum/

gays are NOT WELCOME here

going to start posting for attention more

black cocks are welcome here tho

gays are ABSOLUTELY WELCOME here

>wake up at 5am again
How do I stop this

I'm a feminist

Too bad

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emily

>>75729233
that's cute 2bh

>>75729214
what even is the juice in pimples anyways?

I'm no cuck but I love the idea of watching my gf sucking and fucking a big black cock.

>>75729256
cummies

>>75729254
Why do you say that

I know how dance. I know how party. who are you to tell me I don't know how dance or party.

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White girls

>>75729253
i doubt thats actually emily

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>>75729232
>>75729241
>>75729242
>>75729246
>>75729247
>>75729248
>>75729250
>>75729253
>>75729254
>>75729256
>>75729260
>>75729268
All low quality posts

Wish they would let cosby go

Sure hope I can sleep tonight. Shakes were pretty miserable yesterday

>>75729283
/cum/ is a low quality general

>>75729285
imagine how many white wombs he terrorized with his strong black seed

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>>75729236
Sebum, which is produced to lubricate your skin, dead skin cells, and white blood cells that are responding to what they perceive as a 'breach' in the epidermis

>>75729283
I really doubt you know what a quality post is

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>>75729280
you what

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Have a middle-aged britslag waiting for me to come over and bang her after this month is done. Hopefully comes to fruition

>>75729271
idk u guys are comfy next to each other an stuff

>>75729283
suck my dick retard

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>get a (You)
>it's a mass replier

>>75729283
*pees in your mouth*

how's that for quality you retarded canadian cuck

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it's 11:35 so i have to shower and go to bed soon...

>>75729214
GIVE ME A CUTE LATINA GF NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>75729309
You had better meet dunccy there

>>75729317
I doubt you actually peed in his mouth

>>75729236
i don't know exactly but i know if you leave it in it eventually gets reabsorbed by the blood stream so it has to be related to blood in some way

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>>75729318
Only decent post itt, I think I will sleeps too

>>75729311
It's p comfy desu

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>>75729322
Definitely a possibility

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>>75729292
This was the only reply that wasn't low quality

cucckkk

i love eating pooo moommmy!!!~~~~

>>75729359
kys

>>75729352
you wouldn't know low-quality if it fucked your overweight mother

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Gonna miss this desu

>>75729319
>quebec
ha

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>>75729359
you're post was so bad i legitimately laughed

>>75729374
Are there a lot of Mexicans in Spain?

https://youtu.be/xT6IuqoMIgg?t=6s
>bucks county

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>American talking about overweight mothers
Now now anon

About to wake this nerd up

Goodnight /cum/

>>75729398
1st generation, bitch

>>75729401
nn

>>75729335
It is an immune response- your body employing various immune components like inflammatory-causing compounds and macrophages (think of them like amobea that 'consume' foreign particles) to respond to the bacteria P. Acnes.

>>75729401
gn

I intend to stay awake for at least another hour

>>75729401
night bud

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alright everyone, good night
early to bed, wake up early, as b franks said

>going to bed at 8:45

buncha nerds

but who was bbc??!

>>75729394
It's surprisingly >white and I'm in the south of sbain which you'd think would be the brownist bit
I've met one mexican lad here and a handful of somalis. Tbf unless the mexican is full indio they'd blend in decently well here

>>75729413
so it's related to blood
something blood related i have to say
believe it's blood related as a phd holder in science

>>75729431
early bird gets the worm

>>75729431
night bud

*urrrggghh*
*collapses and poops all over the bathroom floor*

>>75729461
lol yeah

totally didn't post in an abandoned thread

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me

>>75729461
*pulls your pants down*

sad yikes! scooby no!!

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>someone keeps referencing that abo cultural practices post I made yesterday
You are a good anon

>>75729341
post more funny pictures please

I hate French people so much

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>>75729446
You're actually not wrong though. The immune system uses the blood stream to effectively reach these pores that the bacteria like to fester in. SO yes, they get there through the blood

>>75729431

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BASED Macron does it again!!!

RIP Trump!

>>75729481
dumb retarded canadian frogposting idiot

i legitimately hope you cease to exist

>>75729484
but you guys are neighbors
love your neighbors and stuff
t. bible

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75729497
Are you that clackamas guy again?

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wanna play vidya but I have to study for one more final

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>>75729482

>>75729504
They're cunts

wanna suck a NIGGER DICK while he mocks my small white penis

>he.didnt finish finals last month
Lololol

>>75729516
god is a cunt
you love god don't you? you can love the french

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Made my own autism map

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>>75729507
No, I am.

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>double my investment in online gambling
>lose half of it in a string of losses in blackjack trying to gain it back
Any other brainlets here?

>>75729489
mmm
indeedy doo, it is indeed blood related
he must indeed be a doctor with a phd in science

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>>75729535
Forgot to color in that bit in northern Russia

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I also hate wealthy Californians who go to school in Hawaii

>>75729550
i used to play this blackjack game that let you give gifts, and for some reason there were always muslims playing it, so I'd give them bacon or alcohol

>>75729572
fuck those guys

no, shan't be going to bed just yet. The night is still young.

Not a fan of blonde girls, especially from california

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>>75729547
*blocks your path*

>>75729535
>>75729565
Seems like you have German ancestors who had a thing for Slavic girls, anon.

Not a fan of white people

>>75729596
blonde rhymes with fronde
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fronde

>>75729613

WTF, I HATE Joe now!

>>75729625
and fronde rhymes with blonde

hmmm

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So is this an attempt to bully our resident Eurasian anon?

want to have sex with a prostitute like in a novel but i dont think it would be that good irl

>>75729655
who? the viet?

>>75729625
Made me think

>>75729673
Yes

>>75729683
god you're awful, you dont see me crying about being a castizo lol

>>75729722
It's all cut and paste shitposting leafless, please try your best next time.

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Why do all the weird murders always happen in Florida?

>>75729722
It's a copy pasta

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>>75729690
don't bully he is innocent

>>75729682
<<

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He is right. I am the hapa bapa bo-lapa that resides in myself, yet another hapa. I vow at every waking minute to make people aware of my status as a mixed race man, because if they did not know, then they are clearly blind. Learn to read idiots, I'm saying I'm hapa. Learn to fucking read.

Every day I think about being a hapa when I play video games. Why do I not look like Lamaar from GTA V, or the Demoman from TF2. Tears well in my eyes as I realize I am not these icons in a white world, I am a hapa.

My cells also attack themselves when I bash my arms together or flail my head into my shoulder. The struggle of self is constant, and pervasive.

May yellow fever posters never post again.

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>>75729748
Supposedly some law that makes crimes public or something so reporters can easily find out about them.

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>>75729768

>>75729748
there's no winter to kill the degenerates
it's also close to mexico peurto rico, and it wouldn't be too difficult for boats from africa to get there, so drugs are cheap and druggies do weird shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPWpmeCes_E
not sure if it's from florida, but the drug is cheap and was trendy there for a while

im not gay

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who is your favorite twitch streamer?

>>75729781
>$600 to damage in paintjob
honestly not that impressive

>>75729443
i studied abroad for a semester in spain, some of the brown mexicans kept talking of how he felt harrassed for beign mexican, to the point were a professor humilliated him for not writing mexico the right way (mejico)
i had a good time

>>75729833
why would I watch people play video games and do mundane shit when I can play video games and do mundane shit

>>75729842
kek

In desperate need of companionship

>>75729833
cutiepiemarzia

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>>75729843
>chinese """men"""
And people think the chinese are going to be the next superpower lel

@MC
come back to the discord channel

>>75729913
no
i'm drunk and happy

>>75729892
Would appreciate if you deleted this image.

gonna pick up a jumbo fecal matter supreme from jack in the crack y'all want me to pick you up some arterygarbage while im there or what

>>75729918
ok

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>>75729916
u can be drunk n happy with us
at least say y u left, u never did....

pretty livid at my uni atm
there's a group of courses we had to take and we had to pick our top three
now, I had a solid top two but didn't submit my choices because I didn't want to get stuck with a dogshit one if I picked random for my third
I come back today and I can't select the ones I wanted because they're full

Why even make me pick three if there's guaranteed to be open seats in the first one? Absolutely fuming right now

>>75729916
also, i don't have an invite

>>75729925
Thank you anon

>>75729929
>
>>75729933

La máquina involucrada en este accidente es un horno que da una parte del tratamiento final que se le da a un tubo cilíndrico (que como producto final se utiliza en las calderas) a base de fuego con gas natural, por lo que cuando el tubo está dentro del horno, después del calor que se proporciona, se crea un ambiente cerrado completamente de gas inerte (bióxido de carbono) con 0% de oxígeno.

Este fatal accidente (el número 020 del año) ocurrió en el transcurso del tercer turno, entre las cero horas y las 2:00 de la mañana en la empresa Aceros del Norte S.A. de C.V. del tipo metal mecánica, con domicilio en el parque industrial de esta ciudad, avenida tornos y tornos #1234 Nte. CP. 85000. RFC: ACNO-700718-QH4. Registro patronal IMSS: 9SS234FRT56-11. Tel (644)41234567

>>75729929
Almost instant tears on that one. Whole flood of memories all at once. Bravo Mexico.

Saddest thing I've read in years.

>>75729946
i dont think i have u in my f4riends list, hiow to add?

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all the spanish I learned and I cant even translate half of that

I don't understand DnD. It's like playing pretend but with numbers and stats.

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They tried to poison my mind with shitty chicano literature. Little did they know, it only fueled my hatred for them even more

>>75729956
El horno funciona en los tres turnos durante todo el año. El día del accidente estaba a cargo del turno un supervisor de nuevo ingreso (15 días) que apenas se comenzaba a familiarizar con las labores del área, ya que no recibió ningún curso de inducción ni de seguridad; y por una adecuación equivocada del personal supervisor, éste quedó en tercer turno haciéndose cargo del mismo.

El operador del horno, con tres meses de antigüedad en el puesto de manera eventual en la empresa , había alimentado el horno de tubos, y cumplido el ciclo, accionó el sistema de rodillos para sacar los tubos ya tratados, y entonces se dio cuenta de que éstos estaban atorados adentro (en estos casos se debe seguir un procedimiento lento pero seguro, en el cual el trabajador no se arriesga, dicho procedimiento no está establecido por escrito ni se ha dado a conocer verbalmente a todo el personal). Al querer solucionar este problema el exceso de confianza del operador fue otro factor importante, cuando utilizó la mirilla como entrada, su cuerpo delgado y pequeño favoreció su entrada al interior del horno, él quiso desapartar los tubos atorados, pero al poco tiempo de haber entrado en lo que era un espacio confinado de bióxido de carbono, comenzó a asfixiarse y perdió el conocimiento.

>>75729932
What university?

Private/Public?

>>75729978
I remember reading that but don't remember anything about it. Also hate Chicanos.

>>75729970
oy vey
find one of my posts, righ-click > add as friend, or right-click > message

>>75729978
I remember reading this but I thought it was about a black family. Also I'm a chicano.

>>75729983
En este turno siempre es poco personal, sólo el necesario para hacer guardia en la máquinas de acción permanente por las necesidades del proceso de producción. A las 2:00 hrs. era la hora de costumbre para tomar sus alimentos y se reunían todos con el supervisor; en este momento se dieron cuenta de que faltaba el operador del horno, comenzaron a buscarlo en dicha área y lo encontraron dentro del horno, abrazado a los tubos y ya muerto por asfixia. Dentro de los trastornos negativos de estos accidentes se menciona que dependían económicamente del difunto sus dos hijos y esposa con la que vivía en unión libre.

Dada la situación se pensó que había muerto por intoxicación de bióxido de carbono y asfixia, pero en la autopsia apareció un golpe en la nuca, lo cuál hace suponer que cuando él sintió asfixiarse intentó salir pero en ese intento se golpeo con la parte superior del horno y cayó perdiendo el conocimiento hasta que perdió la vida. En el reporte de la autopsia, también asentaron los médicos responsables que el trabajador había ingerido alcohol en una cantidad importante.

>>75730003
>>75729970
or ask bubu or otto, they have me added

>>75730004
You made my stomach churn just from replying to my post, chicano.

>>75729978
chicano literature is the absolute worst form of literature ever created. Even the blacks are better than Chicanos

>>75730027
Kys.

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>black guy on TV
>says Jesus was preaching to oppressed people while a Blond blue-eyed Caesar oppressed people

definitely didn't post in an abandoned thread twice

TRY NOT TO WATCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6MOaECL6FM

>>75730006
posteriormente que en otras ocasiones el operador ya había realizado la misma operación peligrosa (pero con más suerte que esta vez), ellos le habían aconsejado que no lo hiciera pero sin fundamentarse en conocimientos científicos, por lo que éste nunca les hizo caso, quizás favoreciendo también su bajo nivel académico cursando sólo primero de primaria. Dichos integrantes de la comisión nunca llevaron más lejos esta anomalía (sólo fueron llamadas de atención verbalmente), lo anterior nunca fue expuesto en una reunión de la comisión ni quedó asentado por escrito para tomar medidas correctivas para esta anomalía, y cuando ya se había presentado el accidente, la comisión acordó que éste no se notificara en las actas de recorrido para no desprestigiar la empresa.

A continuación se presentan algunos datos importantes del trabajador proporcionados por el departamento de recursos humanos: TIPO DE TRABAJADOR: Operador de hornos. NOMBRE: ADRIAN VILLA MONTES. FECHA DE NACIMIENTO: 15/NOVIEMBRE/1970. NO. DE AFILIACIÓN: 123456789
DOMICILIO: Calle Norte #124 CP.89000. ANTIGÜEDAD EN LA EMPRES: 3 años. TIPO DE EMPRESA: Metal mecánica. Los gastos funerarios e indemnización familiar se establecieron de acuerdo a lo dispuesto en los artículos 500 y 503 de la Ley Federal del Trabajo. El salario trabajador corresponde a lo determinado para la zona económica de esta entidad federativa.

>>75730047
paul wasn't oppressed at all
neither were the jews

>>75729987
Not gonna name the uni but it's private
It's honestly not terrible this was just a retarded fucking decision

>>75730032
Yes, we were forced to read multiple chicano stories and i remember them all being horribly mundane. I recall one literally about a girls trip to dairy queen where she got a vanilla shake. Terrible.

>>75730057
>posteriormente que en otras ocasiones el operador ya había realizado la misma operación peligrosa (pero con más suerte que esta vez), ellos le habían aconsejado que no lo hiciera pero sin fundamentarse en conocimientos científicos, por lo que éste nunca les hizo caso, quizás favoreciendo también su bajo nivel académico cursando sólo primero de primaria. Dichos integrantes de la comisión nunca llevaron más lejos esta anomalía (sólo fueron llamadas de atención verbalmente), lo anterior nunca fue expuesto en una reunión de la comisión ni quedó asentado por escrito para tomar medidas correctivas para esta anomalía, y cuando ya se había presentado el accidente, la comisión acordó que éste no se notificara en las actas de recorrido para no desprestigiar la empresa.
>A continuación se presentan algunos datos importantes del trabajador proporcionados por el departamento de recursos humanos: TIPO DE TRABAJADOR: Operador de hornos. NOMBRE: ADRIAN VILLA MONTES. FECHA DE NACIMIENTO: 15/NOVIEMBRE/1970. NO. DE AFILIACIÓN: 123456789
>DOMICILIO: Calle Norte #124 CP.89000. ANTIGÜEDAD EN LA EMPRES: 3 años. TIPO DE EMPRESA: Metal mecánica. Los gastos funerarios e indemnización familiar se establecieron de acuerdo a lo dispuesto en los artículos 500 y 503 de la Ley Federal del Trabajo. El salario trabajador corresponde a lo determinado para la zona económica de esta entidad federativa.

>>75730047
>black guy on TV
>says Jesus was preaching to oppressed people while a Blond blue-eyed Caesar oppressed people
>>
Anonymous 06/06/17(Tue)00:32:15 No.75730051 ▶
definitely didn't post in an abandoned thread twice
>>
Anonymous 06/06/17(Tue)00:32:17 No.75730052 ▶
TRY NOT TO WATCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6MOaECL6FM [Embed]
>>
Anonymous 06/06/17(Tue)00:32:47 No.75730057 ▶
>>75730006
posteriormente que en otra

fuck, Im already yawning

Why are there no posts for two minutes straight then ten all at once?

Google why google why oh my god WHY GOOGLE PLEASE

fucking ARROGANT niggers think they can cum in me whenever they want

*dabs*

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>>75730106
Most of /cum/ are bots.

got some root beer buds

its' just one bbc after another

beep boop

fucking facebook

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

Cats anon, you haven't updated for June, yet.

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>post myself speaking french in /fr/ for feedback
>they all call my accent cute

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why did the US fall for the "fear nuclear" meme like Germany?

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my ethiopian coworker speaks better spanish than i do

yes im CHI

>>75730176
3 mile island

I am pleased that the chicano above me was humiliated

literally spit-up a tiddler amount

>>75730136
What if we're all bots ITT?

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>yes im CHI

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Me when I was young

it's not my fault my parents never spoke spanish around me and forbade me from learning it as a child

>>75730176
Eartquakes and tsunamis scared them into immediate action. That all it takes then and now.

>>75730175
are u girl(male)?

It pleases me that the chicano is upset that his parents did not teach him spanish well.

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>>75730208
iktf

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Me today

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>>75730214
we don't even get tsunamis

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>>75730200
>moot sells the site
>goes to work at Google as social consultant or some meme title
>captcha's become ridiculous
We're all part of some Google AI training experiment desu, half the posters are probably bots.

>>75730218
I am a boy (male)

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Also me

i hope they teach their daughters spanish
;^)

>>75730153
Stop posting this cat

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>>75730233
it's only a matter of time until bots can post OC
>pic technically doesn't count because it's been posted before

spanish is unnecessary unless you're interacting with older latinos

>>75730228
America should not be doing anything like that failure of a country, Germany.

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>>75730234

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>>75730263
We r not anonymoose anymore, google knows everything. its skynet tier.

>>75730283
>Reddit

>>75730283
What should we do about the black problem? I am willing to work with chicanos to come up with a solution.

>>75730283
fuck wypipo pêh

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>>75730283
sick burn
i am not white

watching KotH again

>>75730346
nice

>>75730334
Post this meme site

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>>75730355
http://kairos.com/diversity-recognition

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>>75730346
Good anon

>>75730355
I don't like Spain

>>75730380
I don't like you. No one likes you.

>>75730380
I was under the impression most Latinos don't

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>>75730380

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I don't like myself

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>>75730355
post result, white brother (i am white)

>99% white
Nice

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>>75730380
I like yuo mexco

>>75730283
I'm quiet+heritage
m-mostly quiet though

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>the Spaniard's result is whiter than mine

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BANGKOK — A morbidly obese wild monkey who gorged himself on junk food and soda left behind by tourists has been rescued and placed on a strict diet of lean protein, fruits and vegetables.

Wildlife officials caught the chunky monkey — nicknamed “Uncle Fat” by locals — after photos of the animal started circulating on social media last month.

Wild monkeys roam free in many parts of Thailand, attracting tourists who feed and play with the animals. Most of the monkeys are macaques like Uncle Fat, and they typically weigh around 9 kilograms (20 pounds).

Uncle Fat weighs three times that, tipping the scales at around 26 kilograms (60 pounds).

“It was not easy to catch him,” said Kacha Phukem, the wildlife official who conducted the capture and rescue on April 27. “He was the leader of his pack, and when I tried to go in, I had to fight off a flock of them with sticks.”

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Pretty sure it adds more hispanic the fatter you are

>>75730463
I'm not fat though I just have thicc lips

>>75730469
send me a picture

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*blocks your path*

>>75730474
make a throwaway email i dont need all of /cum/ seeing my full face

>>75730484
I know who you are thicc lips

>>75730495
he prefers the nickname "nigga lips"

>>75730495
o.o

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>>75730463
for me its the opposite, this is my fattest
this is skinnier >>75730334

>>75730484
[email protected]

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>>75730505

>>75730536
I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT HAPA FUCK REEE

>>75730509
>that eye

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>>75730538
Resemblance is only from the nostrils down desu

>>75730522
sent

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Coloring

>>75730544
the app kinda stretches the pics

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*feels sentimental about old shoes*
i dont wanna hoard shit like mother does
to young too care

Whats something cool to buy thats samurai related
like a mug or pen or some shit that I can find off amazon

>>75730574
Throw em out. You won't even care the next day.

>>75730557
i like you glasses

Send it to me too
[email protected]

elliot is my spirit animal

>>75730592
thanks, they're a lot less bulky than my old ones

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>>75730596

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Thanks Obama

i need a friend

>>75730644
im ur fren

>>75730644
be my friend

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>>75730644
You're not going to make one namefagging here

>>75730654

you arent.
>>75730658
yes you are best poster

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I'm strong to the finish 'cause i eats me spinach
Protip if you wanna eat this, drain it and then swallow it whole by the forkful without chewing

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>>75730669
um rude?

Sitting outside with my doge a few minutes ago and a car drove by blasting Billy Idol's White Wedding

really wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie, but not too many on netflix
is Around the World in 80 days good?

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>>75730671
>Super Mario, Donkey Kong and Princess Peach is based off Popeye, Bluto and Olive Oyl

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>>75730692
>is Around the World in 80 days good?
Not at all

The Super Mario Bros. Characters are so well designed.

>>75730701
guess I'm watching legend of the drunken master again then

>>75730643
like i'd trust a pol poster with stats

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>>75730708
you mean in the movie?

>>75730643
I honestly don't give a shit

i am responsible for human consciousness

>>75730751
Fuck off demiurge

>there are people that browse the index and not the catalog

I FEEL FREAKING TRAPPED IN THIS PLACE. JUST A FEW MORE YEARS TILL I'M FREE. I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE A FAMILY AND THAT'S FINE BY ME. MY PARENTS THINK WATCHING TV EVERY NIGHT IS LIFE. I'M GOING TO SERVE THE CITY COMMUNITY TILL I COME TO A CLOSE. I AM JUST ACCEPTING THIS CLOSE TO A STRING OF PLANS THAT WERE NEVER GOING TO BE. I JUST HOPE THE DARKNESS IN MY HEART DOESN'T OVERTAKE THE GOOD. I WILL GET OUT OF THIS PLACE. JUST A FEW MORE YEARS, THAT'S NOTHING. I WILL GET OUT OF HERE. TIME OF MY LIFE MY ASS WHERE IS THE FAST FORWARD BUTTON OR BETTER YET THE BUTTON RIGHT NEXT TO IT THAT LETS YOU SKIP CHAPTERS. MY CHEST ACHES. I WILL GET OUT OF HERE.

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gay

Austria (literally "eastern kingdom")
i just asked a german IRL if Austria meant "empire of the east"
he said no
wtf he is probably retarded

>tfw hungry but have no food that I don't have to cook

>>75730764
4chan is a terribly designed website for newcomers

Austria means Eastern Realm, not Eastern Kingdom. Reich means realm. Konigreich means (King's Realm) means kingdom.

>>75730764
the catalog is useless

>>75730776
>I FEEL FREAKING TRAPPED IN THIS PLACE. JUST A FEW MORE YEARS TILL I'M FREE. I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE A FAMILY AND THAT'S FINE BY ME. MY PARENTS THINK WATCHING TV EVERY NIGHT IS LIFE. I'M GOING TO SERVE THE CITY COMMUNITY TILL I COME TO A CLOSE. I AM JUST ACCEPTING THIS CLOSE TO A STRING OF PLANS THAT WERE NEVER GOING TO BE. I JUST HOPE THE DARKNESS IN MY HEART DOESN'T OVERTAKE THE GOOD. I WILL GET OUT OF THIS PLACE. JUST A FEW MORE YEARS, THAT'S NOTHING. I WILL GET OUT OF HERE. TIME OF MY LIFE MY ASS WHERE IS THE FAST FORWARD BUTTON OR BETTER YET THE BUTTON RIGHT NEXT TO IT THAT LETS YOU SKIP CHAPTERS. MY CHEST ACHES. I WILL GET OUT OF HERE.
>>>
> Anonymous 06/06/17(Tue)01:34:39 No.75730777 ▶
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>gay
>>>
> Cara 06/06/17(Tue)01:34:59 No.75730780 ▶
>Austria (literally "eastern kingdom")
>i just asked a german IRL if Austria meant "empire of the east"
>he said no
>wtf he is probably retarded
>>>
> Anonymous 06/06/17(Tue)01:35:40 No.75730789 ▶
>>tfw hungry but have no food that I don't have to cook
>>>
> Anonymous 06/06/17(Tue)01:36:02 No.75730793 ▶
>>>75730764
>4chan is a terribly designed website for newcomers
>>75730777
>>75730780
>>75730789
>>75730793

KEKS

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right now we have like 6 top 10 /cum/ posters

yet the thread is so slow

i have to rethink my list.

>>75730789
Buy more ready to eat seafood
Canned/tinned oysters are GOAT
Crab can be good too with the right seasoning

>>75730810

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>>75730810
You know what to do

>>75730412
I agree

>>75730810
Having a list is stupid. I'm the only good poster in /cum/.

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>>75730810
hey you have great taste in women, cara poster

eating spaghetti in the bathroom rn

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I wonder if you can actually build a fort inbetween the aisles of a costco/walmart

>>75730810
Why do you dislike me
What did I do to you

how tall are you?

>>75730810
rethink it so i am #1 ranking as i should be

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i need to spend my summer honing 1 skill i can market after failing out of school
but the problem is that i have no real interest in anything, so i have to risk spending time on things that i'll potentially hate through sheer discipline
but if i get halfway through something and utterly despise it, there's half of my summer gone

>>75730841
6'1"

>>75730838

nikka literally someone yesterday was complaining that you made the top 10 instead of some other oregonian, shut up.

>>75730841
5'6

>>75730841
179cm manlet

>>75730841

6'2

>>75730849
Since when I am top 10
Im like number 99999999999 on your last list I saw

>>75730847
>>75730863
>>75730864
>>75730870
thank you

That's because reddit flag users and namefags are fucking awful posters and probably awful people too

ok, here goes the list one more time before i make changes

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. conway
6. finland
7. denmark
8. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
9. clack my ass
10.placer
11. clack my ass
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano
90000000000000000001. The cannuck that always posts baldcara
“Why do you keep posting if nobody likes you” GAP
900000000000000000001. krautfag
9000000000000000000001. Quebec mulatto

when things go wrong so wrong you wish
to die
to die
I know it's hard to be alone the day you miss SOMEONE
SOMEONE WHO'S GONE

>>75730893
Why do you hate Placer?

@75730893
IIRCS autism

>>75730871

oh yeah i see now lmao.

Idk dude, you probably insulted mexico or cara, depending on my mood sometimes that pisses me off.

>>75730893
No but really
Why do you hate me

looking at the list hurts my brain more than looking at cara

Im the most lovable poster here, tbqh

>>75730911
Have literally never said anything against any of those two in /cum/ only thing I've insulted is blacks and the mulatto

Quebec mulatto is a good poster.

>>75730833
HANKCEPTION?
>>>/tv/83623299

anime girls committing suicide

>>75730929

Well, i don't hate you anymore.

i already said that list is antiquated, so chill, wait for next one.

how much do you weigh?

Cara poster is a nigger in disguise.

>>75730976
230

>>75730978
i've seen his face and he is not black

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>>75730943

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>Redditflag drama

>>75730976
150

>>75730976
180