/carib/

>>75728462
Sadness follows us all

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>>75728462
Hello darkness my old friend.

Reposting for the dude in St Thomas
>Hit up Betsy's in Frenchtown, best bar on island imo. Stay away from Redhook, the only place worth seeing there, Duffy's, went under new management last year, now it's shit.
You looking for coke?

Also, once Betsy's closes make your way up to Sibs, they're open until 4am.

>>75728633
Stay away from Meth

This had been your reminder for the day

Tired of this life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVN1B-tUpgs

I've got some haitian friends at work
they're nice but their language is funny

>>75729131
Well that's nice to hear

>>75728543
>tumblr filename
For shame

>>75730338
The least of my worries.

>>75731763
What do you have to worry about? You live in a tropical paradise

>>75731842
Oh look, it's THIS misconception again.

>>75731842
What do you have to worry about? You live in a Mediterranean paradise

>>75733157
Don't you do too?

>>75736039
I do, but my post was 100% ironic

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>>75733157
I'm from amerikkka and val's secret ex

Why the best sprinters of world are from Jamaica?

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>>75737838

>>75737938
I have sometimes heard like this. But is it really this big difference to run if you have long legs? And then, have Jamaicans the longest legs?

>>75738114
More fast twitch muscle fibers too or something

Also keep in mind the difference between an olympic runner and a regular old fast runner is a matter of a second or two

>>75737737
Ahh I see

>>75737838
They have a "Sprint" culture so they start running at like age 6

>>75738158
Faster you go the more effort required to go even faster...poetic Justice desu

>>75737838
Melanin of course

>>75737838
Yam desu

>>75743179
Kek, but every /carib/ island has yams

>>75729131
Your language is funny po'

>>75731842
Not for long:^)
Madrid'17

>>75743676
Bless our african ancestors for Ñame, Malanga, Yautía

Eternal thread

>>75728675
I've been doing addies at work
>>75729131
I started learning Haitian Creole last week, I forgot we had so many of them living in Florida.
>>75737838
Long history of running, first from paddy then the police man

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I renamed Arubanon to "James the Nigger" to be more realistic

>>75746204
Jesus Christ man, also don't do fentanyl

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Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!

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Born "To Be Slave" is our new Nigger Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations everyone!!!!!!!!!

good afternoon /carib/

>>75747662
Sup mayne?

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>>75747646
He smells like a nigger

>>75748122
nm about to have some midnight snack

its daytime for you iirc
what's your plan for today

btw I don't see Dominica bro here
does he post ?

>>75728462
Cubans pls stop coming to Nicaragua thanks

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Val is doing anal

>>75748668
I thought you wanted to get fitter?

Yes still day time

Went to get my eyes checked and fucked around kingstown for a while

Also the Dominican posts under the Antigua flag

>>75747537
I'm going to start mainlining baby asprin if you keep telling me what to do.
>>75747662
Morning
>>75748778
Noice, I love brown girls and anal, brown girl anal is tops

Doing a month long trial run of St Johns Wort + Valerian Root Extract before I hop on the SSRI band wagon, going sober for the month as not to interfere with the results, wish me luck m80's.

>>75749741
Well I don't want you to die, just yet

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>>75739186
Making melanin.
Coconut flavoured of course.

>>75749741
Did you go to NA yet? Cocaine addiction sticks with you forever essentially.

>>75748778
Must be nice to act out your fantasies via video game.

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>>75754681
>your fantasies
*Our fantasies

>>75747280
Kek

>>75748748
That's not how you spell Miami

>>75754681
Esaki ta bon pa fantasias

Was the carribean involved on d day at all?

or really wwii at all

>>75755074
'no'

>>75756182
Mi fantasianan ta mas mihor cu esaki.

>>75756312
We supplied oil to the Allies. Ze Germans tried to torpedo the refinery.

>>75749041
> Also the Dominican posts under the Antigua flag
Stop selling me out
>>75748668
> btw I don't see Dominica bro here
> does he post ?
I'm always lurking

Well well well look which thread is up again

>>75758584
Haha, I laughed, make more pls

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>>75758661

>>75758639
Kitin patin?

>>75758639
Bo ta perdi.

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>>75758791

>>75750180
Suck my dick, I've been wanting off this train for over a decade
>>75751350
>Did you go to NA yet?
Been in Florida for a whole month now breh
>Cocaine addiction sticks with you forever essentially.
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I'm addicted to distracting myself from the suicidal thoughts. Cocaine just happened to be the cheapest way to do that on island.

>>75756312
USVI served as a submarine base

>>75758709
>>75759022
2006 called, they want their meme's back, faggot.

>>75759308
Try skydiving or some other extreme sport that puts you on the border between life and death. Usually that's a good alternative to drugs and other passive activities.

>>75759353
Well ideally the St. Johns Wort and Valerian Root will put a damper on the wanting to kill myself business, if not I'll try SSRI's. If the SSRI's don't cut it then I'm hitting the Crystal until my heart stops.

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>>75759308
>I'm addicted to distracting myself from the suicidal thoughts
buy a 1000cc bike
it will distract you and bonus point is that it might actually kill you

>>75759477
Don't bother with that artificial shit. Did you just try smoking pot like everyone else?

>>75759533
That's actually a really good idea, might pick one up over the weekend.

>>75759551
The last time I touched the devils lettuce I binged watched South Park and ate all the food in my house

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>>75759584
glad to help senpai

>>75757878
>Stop selling me out
I will not aid lairs

>>75759308
Oh well, pls gib me your stuff when you go

>>75759022
Having a nice vacation, Nicholas?

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Bump

Resurrection Bump

>>75762617
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75762617
What in the hell?

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>(You) from Val
It's good. Day 6 and still no spanish novia tho :(

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nightbump

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>>75766591
Wtf where did he go

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>>75766633
futureland

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*sits on your face*

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40181522

>>75766923
That would be quite welcome

>>75767067
Asian girls have the goat leg game desu

>>75767192
I also like thick thighs

I can't sleep but I want to sleep

this is a comfy thread

>>75767498
We try our best

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h-hi

>>75749041
Fuck that desu
I don't wanna change my self for a Thot
That'd be some self inflicted cuckery you feel me
>>75757878
What it do mate ?

>>75774723
are you doing the muslim thing where they don;t eat while the sun is out?

>>75774723
>I don't wanna change my self for a Thot
Who said anything about changing for anyone but yourself?

I dislike most sea food

>>75776770
Neither do I, I can't really stand the smell of fish

>>75777766
Do you like it's taste tho?

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Weather's getting nicer and nicer, /crib/.

>>75728633
I'm definitely gonna hit up Frenchtown soon, so far I've just been going to the area around Sapphire because I haven't rented a car yet but I'm renting one today so I'll go all around.
>looking for coke?
Nah, only gonna be here a short time, also not quite that hardcore lel.

I'm going to St. John's soon if you have any reccs there, pretty much I'm going to Cinnamon Bay and the Soggy Bottom Bar, other than that who knows.

>>75776770
>>75777766
t. uncultured swines

I want to move to Jamaica and blaze it all day, every day!

>>75778160
τ. συριζαίος

>>75778234
oxi
esy eisai tis laikis deksias?

>>75778012
How long will you be over there?

Hope you don't crash while driving today.

>>75767498
4u

>>75771764
Hello there. How's your day going?

>>75776770
No hamburguesas in España, Nikita?

>>75778160
That's not how it's going to work senpai.

>>75778303
Why isn't Puerto Rico part of the USA?

>>75778358
>That's not how it's going to work senpai.
why not? be more specific

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>>75778358
There is a mcdonalds but its trash just like in every european country
I dont know how long I can keep up with this healthy Mediterranean diet meme

>>75778358
>Hello there. How's your day going?
not good unfortunately.

How are you doing senpai?

>>75778386
we are. just not a state.

>>75778303
I leave Saturday and got here Monday. I'll be on St. John for most of today.
>hope you don't crash while driving today
The steep hills and driving on the left are scaring me 2bh but here's hoping lad

>>75778386
It is.

>>75778420
>420
Lel. Anyway, ask Jamrock anon for further information. It's not exactly all it's hyped out to be outside the resorts.

>>75778481
Shameful Amerilard behaviour.

>>75778498
Aww. How come?

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>>75778589
Aside from that the spanish lifestyle is definitely up my alley
Siestas are life and I like being late to everything with no one judging me
>show up 5minutes late
>still first one there

>>75778589
>Aww. How come?
I fucked up etc.

I'm trying to draw my waifu in vr to feel better.

>>75778481
I disagree with being late and stuff, but siesta should be a universal human right 2bh.

>>75778840
Yeah showing up late takes some getting used to desu
I always show up early even by american standards. Siesta feels so right tho

>>75778012
>I'm going to St. John's soon if you have any reccs there
Not really, St John is like a mentally vegan cousin of St Thomas, not much to do there besides Muh Nature.
>Saphire
You're staying on East End? Yikes, that's all coon town man. Also driving isn't that scary, just remember to shift into low gear when going down hill, especially the bend going back east from Tutu.

>>75779231
>St John is like a mentally vegan cousin of St Thomas, not much to do there besides Muh Nature.
And muh snorkeling apparently, but yeah there doesn't seem to be any "must do"s.
>You're staying on East End? Yikes, that's all coon town man.
Kek, it's not bad. Is the West End better? I heard the North Side is nice.
>Also driving isn't that scary, just remember to shift into low gear when going down hill, especially the bend going back east from Tutu.
I might just get an automatic to make things easier.

Are you from the USVI? What brought you to Florida?

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Lads should I let my dick guide my judgement
Have a girl in a meme country who has str8 up agreed to fuck if I'm in the area but no one I'm traveling with wants to go to that meme country and leaving them alone is out of the question for reasons

Should I keep pushing for this meme cuntry even though I have little interest in it myself and only want poon

>>75777888
Not really

>>75778160
That's not how that works

>>75778784
>Siestas are life and I like being late to everything with no one judging me
You would fit in just fine in /carib/

>>75779371
Is that poon worth the money?

>>75779824
Yeah its cheaper than a hooker back home. Like a $100 flight from where I'm at rn
Also I've never had secks b4

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>tfw drinking so that i can be calm enough to call some stores

>>75778160
unless you have enough money to live off of for the rest of your life dont come here and if you have that kind of money you could go somewhere less shit like the Bahamas

>>75780220
$100 is quite a fair bit friendo

It does seem like quite the pickle

>>75766923
I'm down with that
>>75759584
Don't start with a bike that powerful, you'll seriously hurt or kill yourself.
Start with a 250cc or 300cc
>>75771764
What's up mate, it's been so long?

>>75778784
Med food is top tier. Plebeian alert.

>>75778840
VR won't numb the pain.

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>literally one place caries a hex bit socket set
>39,000 in monopoly money
>check amazon
>shipping is almost always >100% of cost
>no way to even know the duty before it gets here

fuck this gay meme island

>>75778784
I'm usually 30 minutes late to everything.

Alternatively i could just take my sex tourism to Aruba, specifically Val's hut, I suppose

>>75783006
Reeee this upsets me

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>>75783006
>30 minutes late to everything
My long lost brother.

>>75728462

/ex-yu/ thread is a black angels friendly general

>>75775170
No
starving yourself cuz of a man who lived 1400 years ago is the biggest form of cuckery

>>75776564
I know but not right now desu
i want to laze around and tire myself out of vidya

>>75779364
>Kek, it's not bad. Is the West End better? I heard the North Side is nice.
North side is nice but the only thing there is Sibs
t. lived in north side while I was there
>I might just get an automatic to make things easier.
Even if you're driving automatic, you should be shifting into low gear if you're going down some of those mountains.

>Are you from the USVI?
Nah I'm from Florida
>What brought you to Florida?
Taking care of my grandparents.

>>75784324
Is this an ironic post or has that sole Croat converted you all?

>tfw no gf

>>75783732
I will never have a qt like this

>>75784324
I am well aware you have good taste

>>75784450
get good man!

>>75777766
Gay.
Fish smelling pussies taste good

>>75786553
Vaginas aren't supposed to smell like fish, a fishy smell is
indicative of Bacterial vaginosis.

>>75788141
>Implying you would not leak clean a bacterial vaginosis of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQiJPJrDwsk

>>75789888
It find it nice that you wouldn't shame her

>>75789888
and no I wouldn't

>>75790718
Gay

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How can Caribbean men even compete?

>>75791610
I don't compete in that sphere, I have other priorities

>>75791610
Stop browsing /pol/.

>>75791702
>I have other priorities
What priorities are better than getting some nice pussy?
Wining a Nobel prize? Curing cancer?
Stop being a nerd SL...

You need to become a pussy scientist instead

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>>75791873
You also post their

>>75791962
That's the captain.

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>>75789888
>palvin

>>75792180
What captain?

>>75791909
Those are a bit to grandiose, just want to do a genomic map of some plants I found.
I could probably get 1-3 papers out of it but I need funding.

>>75792499
>genomic map of some plants
For what purpose?

>>75792983
To check if they have any cool stuff to exploit

>>75758761
>>75758791

Awo mi ta perdi mas cu nunca - tickets pa bin bek Aruba ta djis dimas. Mi TEY gasta mita di e gasto ey anto sigi biaha rond akinan.

Ps. E muhenan kinan ta djis top tier.

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>>75792466
James.

>>75795125
Warda aki un aña pa mi por yega eybanda.

>>75785123
Any advise on finding black qts? Any fun clubs?

>>75795915
All the qt's are selling their bodies, so strip clubs (They're all brothels, just ask the girl how much an hour) Ask your local rastaman about either of these clubs:

75
Green Door
Jala Jala
El Cubano

Avoid Tootsies at all cost, it's the strip club for tourists.

>>75796501
Noted

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Why is my music taste so much superior than yours?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf28vvs0BOs

>>75799283
>Why is my music taste so much superior than yours?

Because if any genre of music could be describe by the words "Jingly Bullshit" it would be soca music. Easily the worst part of living in St Thomas was the exposure to soca music.

>>75799429
Depends on what kind of Soca, like all music there is good and bad

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Why do plantation owners do that?
If i owned slaves i would only let them ear classical music so they could be enlightened

>Cinnamon Bay is a brief swim away from Trunk Bay
>decide to walk with my stuff, can't be more than 5 minutes
>30 minute walk up and down a steep hill
Whoever paved these roads in St. John has autism

>>75796501
>all the qt's are selling their bodies
Damn...I thought it would be funny to lose my virginity in the Virgin Islands but I'm a cheap bastard.
>ask your local rastaman
Haven't been here long enough to know people 2bh but I'll ask around

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>>75799283
i dont know how you listen to this stuff desu. its nice but it wont make you feel better

>>75800582
>Whoever paved these roads in St. John has autism
Welcome to the V.I
>Damn...I thought it would be funny to lose my virginity in the Virgin Islands but I'm a cheap bastard.
It's usually not that bad, typically I paid $75-$150 an hour, you can shop around for pussy, that's a thing.
>Haven't been here long enough to know people 2bh but I'll ask around
Do that, don't try to get into any of these places on your own, you're going to get rolled, get a chaperone.

So what are you doing for Carnival?
For me nothing much, just spend my time inside.

>>75783732
You have white person hair though

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>>75802291

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Island people, do you all eat fish like this?

>>75804224
Who wouldn't eat this?

>>75808439
I did I just thought it was weird to be served like that

>>75809491
I don't know about carib, but it's common to be served like that here. I mean, what's so strange about it?

>>75804224
>fish served whole
Yep
>fish that looks like that
No
all about that white meat. Is that a mackerel or something

>>75801984
Same desu

>>75804224
People here don't eat fish like that

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>>75801984
I used to wear random home-made costumes and mostly wigs when I was invited to parties. I haven't been invited to parties since 2013, so I stay at home and I post frogs.

>tfw no /Carib/ gf

>>75817425
Don't feel bad I live here and don't even have a /carib/ gf

>>75801358
Happy/pop music makes me vomit
98% of the time i only listen to classical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1_bCsEHJ2c

>>75819131
Go out desu

Get a gf

Then post her pics in my stead

>>75820125
>Go out desu
Nah mayne, I don't like going out in St.Vincent

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What's up party peoples?

>>75819334
Listen to '80s pop. It's good for the soul

Anything '80s is decent desu

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ohio crab!

>>75822937
just woke up from a post-lunch siesta.
listening to some crap and trying to draw but failing miserably, trying to keep sads away but also failing.

How are you doing Capitán?

>>75819334
https://youtu.be/cxlf-ZmE8JI
>>75822937
Not much, I just woke up from a 4 hour nap and I'm watching the Diamond League.
>>75823345
I like 80's rock and italodisco.

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>>75823793
Doing good, exhausted but so far today is going aight. Keep practicing senpai.

>>75823911
No idea what that is but aight cool.

>>75771764
I'm gonna take summer classes
Kill me

>>75778012
No its fucking not, i can't walk from my appartment to class without getting tgere soaked in sweat

>>75778386
Bc USA used the excuse of Guano Islands Act to claim that it belongs but is not part of the USA>>75778498 >>75778561

>>75804224
No, that's too small

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>>75823911
>italodisco
have you gone over the edge and listened to eurobeat?

>>75825416
Sure, I listen to eurobeat unironically.

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>>75825695
>I listen to eurobeat unironically
it really is great

>>75827294
I really don't get the "running in the 90s" meme.

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sup guys, is weed legal in Jamaica? If not why?

>>75827492
Not it's not legal

>why
Drugs are bad Mhmm kay

>>75824836
Loads of work today?

>>75825388
Why?
What about going to asspain?

>>75830815
Today, yesterday, last week. I need more sleep.

>>75832254
business idea: siesta on wheels service. like uber or a taxi, but instead of a car it's a van with a bed in the back. Useful at nightime too ))

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>>75833413

>>75767643
that's pretty effective

>>75833413
that is questionable at best

>>75833413
You just gave me a follow up idea. Brothel on wheels. You in need of some pussy? Call us up we got the bed in the back and the lady waiting and hell we'll even drop you off at work lmao.

>>75833413
Better business idea: Whore house on wheels. Instead of wasting your time on traffic you can rent a van with a bed and 2 whores in it, so you can fuck while getting/leaving work. No more rush hour problems

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>>75833807
)))

>>75834305
I disagree. Legit business.

>>75834405
Fuck James...

I'M GOING TO PATENT IT FIRST YOU NIGGER

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>>75834405
>>75834408
now we are talking money

>>75834405
>>75834408
Hive mind

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>>75834405
>>75834408
bestest business idea
just get a white van and you can have any girl you want

>>75834465
Too late, I'm already signing a deal with the PM of Aruba to kickstart this lucrative business.

>>75834733
it makes getting v& not be a bad thing.

>>75830815
Why do you want to get rid of me so badly

Welp, day three of my hippie pills experiment, the suicidal thoughts have been sated, I'm also unable to feel any elevated sense of emotion, I.E I'm able to feel anger, sadness and happiness, but now rage, depression or excitement, if that makes any sense.

This could just be a placebo, it most likely is, but it's working, I still feel but I'm not going into maximum over feel.

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>>75838779
interesting. keep us posted because ive been wondering how well those work

>>75840231
Pretty good so far, yesterday was pretty fucking weird, but they may be due to a lack of sleep. All day I felt like I was an observer (as opposed to an actor) in my own body, watching everything transpire.

going to curacao in september, what to expect? first time ever in caribbean

>>75841637
>All day I felt like I was an observer (as opposed to an actor) in my own body
that sounds a little unsettling but if it was an isolated incident then i suppose its not too bad

>>75841955
former colonies: shite
>colony/ overseas territory : gud

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I'm king normie, sorta

>>75841955
The Arubans will both say it's shit

>>75841955
Shoulda picked Aruba you fucking loser. Have fun with niggers and venezuelans.

>>75842027
I'm kind of jealous

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Thinking about getting Caribbean dreads, lads.

You know its a great day when you see the saviour of /carib/

>RARE: the thread
I really like you folks

>>75847884
everyone will assume you sell weed

>>75847884
Don't do this to yourself

>>75862590
Thanks

>>75847884
But... Why?

Fukk this waiting line is so long, get ur shit together carib.

>>75868181
Why not?

ohaio crab. How are you all doing today?

>>75838683
Because you seem to not enjoy stuff.

>>75868554
line for what?

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>>75869009
I want in

>>75869662
hmm nice.

Also how can you get dreads without long hair tho?

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Dropping by to say hi for the week

>>75869662
Stop going to such flat lands

>>75847884
Go wash your hair instead hippie trash

>>75869833
Weave?

>>75871970
I'm Dutch, I'm not good with heights.

>>75869662
Kek, flat land

>>75874370
Get some mountains

>>75874370
Dont you need to have a bit of hair to do that tho? I thought you had vin diesel cut.

What are your first impressions of beardedland?

>>75870198
wish you could stay fampai

In the news

Liat fucking up
People still missing at sea

>>75876327
Never.

>>75876976
Only in terms of their physique and being an action guy.

Walked into the first tourist trap this evening.
>mingle with locals
"dancers", people wanting to sell me weed and coke, taxi guys.
The only people actually eating there were dumb tourists.

>>75881346
Don't become one of those annoying tourists that ask around "where the locals eat".

>>75881482
Don't care so much about where the locals eat, I want to eat local food.

>>75881543
Also this was quite a big event, not just a place to eat, it's on TripAdvisor and all.

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you island lads better be saying 'god save the queen' every morning

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>>75881944
mum abandoned us desu

>>75881346
You can handle the mountains

>>75881944
The undying queen left us for dead

Mornin crabs! any big news today?

Tomorrow we have a vote to decide, once again, if we stay a colony, become a state, or declare independence.

No one is caring about it desu.

>>75881944
we only worship our sacred drowned maiden BaHamas

>>75893974
Are there any major differences between a state and a colony?

>>75894113
well, one is people in states can vote for their president and have people to represent them in congress, here, we can't, among others.

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>this general still exists

>>75894373
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
You go tell those Burgers to fuck right off

>>75894504
Well, we don't pay fed income taxes, among other taxes.

If we dump a box of burger into the Atlantic would they get mad?

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>>75894455
neat isn't it?

>>75894599
Put all the Burgers on your island in boxes and dump them into the ocean.
RISE UP!

>>75894693
many people here like burgers tho.

>>75894504
>>75894693
This

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>>75894504
>>75894693
>>75895010
see chart

Things are worse than I thought. Looks like Puerto Rico is in desperate need of a Russian revolutionary hiding out in Switzerland. Im coming.

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!!!

>>75895082
People from the US work and live there?

>>75895111
bring gold.

>>75895186
some do.

Keep in mind that pricans can be considered ''people from the US'' since there are more puerto ricans there than here. Also lot's are leaving the island every year. And many (like me) have family, property, or business over there so we go back and forth multiple times a year.

>>75895333
So, PR is like an island for vacation to most of you.

>>75893974
Forgot to buy chocolate spread so now I had a banana sandwich.
Pretty good desu

>>75895696
Tropical island paradise

>>75895696
not at all.

>>75895789
why you clogmens eat so much chocolate with bread?

you should have a banana+chocolate sandwich.

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>>75896192
I like chocolate

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I hate chocolate

>>75897181
Heresy.

>>75896192
Let's just say Dutchmen like dipping their bananas in chocolate too.

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anime

>>75897967
Kek

>>75895111
pls gib money making secrets

>>75895111
You like sucking cock m8?

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hello is this the bump?

>>75903568
Everyone is gone onto the temp void or doing stuff

>>75903568
mio poster?

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>>75904785
n-no

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How can other islands compete?

>>75897967
Very good post, fellow Dutchman.

>>75728462
[spoiler] I hate myself [/spoiler]

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Hello lads

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>>75905155
Hmmm

>>75905656
> How can other islands compete?
By not being Haiti

>>75905855
Trinibro?
>>75905854
Why?

>>75905855
qt

>>75905656
I don't really know

>>75905656
By having noticeable changes in elevation

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>>75907627
delete this

>>75907627
I legitimately kek'd at this

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>>75907627
Delete

>>75893974
I left my voting license so I guess I'm not voting tomorrow kek


>>75895111
Yes please KGB me daddy

>>75895696
Answer your question with this question: do people live in Crete or is it just vacation

>>75908034
Ok, I get it, but Cretans actually live and work in Crete.

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>>75728462
What does /carib/ live? I'm living the dream in the Florida Keys a few miles from Hemingway's house.

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Currently in paradise.

>>75909489
But your flag says you're in Barbados

bump
dubs and toyota loses le mans again

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>>75914884
> toyota loses le mans again
pls no

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>>75917273
*laughs in porsche*

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I went outside today and it sucked.

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This is a very boring thread, Val needs to post her tits to save it

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>>75917739
stahp pls ;_;

>>75918223
iktf

>>75918262
<

>>75918262
>Apply your self
Low hanging fruit (Don't be predictable)

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>>75896192
Why do caribs hate chocolate but like peanut butter so much?

>>75918223
Iktf
>had to buy N*tella because there wasn't anything else.

>>75919923
>had to buy N*tella
whats wrong with nutella

>>75918262
I legit laughed

Day 4 (or 5?) of the hippie pill experiment, I've had a wicked bad headache today and yesterday, I'm suspending use until this goes away, will start again once the head pains are gone. If the headaches return after reuse then I'll go to a and get some real deal SSRI's.

>>75908738
Puerto Ricans actually live and work in Puerto Rico

>>75909489
Val is *p e p e* and I'm XxpEpExX

>>75920135
Overhyped

>>75919923
I don't h8 chocolate, don't be racist.

>>75919923
>Iktf
>had to buy N*tella because there wasn't anything else.
How is the fruit in barbados?

I went out with my little cousin today and it was raining and it was hot and I had to walk a lot I almost died, and a friend of hers was making fun of my shoes and doing stuff with my hair.

>>75920135
2 sweet imo.

>>75920209
Business idea: spent the next few months without being under the influence of drugs.

>>75920505
>Business idea: spent the next few months without being under the influence of drugs.
I will kill myself if that happens, which is
something I'll do one day, just not now, I'm still taking care of my grandparents.

>>75912227
Also kek'd

>>75917739
Last le mans was quite tragic, perhaps they are fated to never win le mans.

>>75920209
what are these hippie pills?

>>75920843
St Johns Wort and Valerian Root Extract.

>>75906566
Nah just some other Trini guy .
>>75906979
Ooo u listen to Grimes too?

What does my Carib senpai do for fun

>>75922438
Drink alone in the dark

>>75922438
I enjoy thinking of how my life would have been if i had made certain choices, and then getting sad about it and sitting in front of my computer until it goes away.

>>75923923
Iktf mayne

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>>75922438
learning about jet engine oiling and the manufacture of tissue paper was my fun for today

>>75923923
>until it goes away
does it

>>75924240
>does it
Not, in the 5 years I've tried

>>75922438
Masturbate, talk shit, sometimes I do both at the same time, and I sleep alot

>>75924486
>sometimes I do both at the same time
Impressive

>>75935932
k.

>>75936136
https://youtu.be/6SEVYrH0nyc

>>75935932
Stronk black genes amirite :3

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It's summer and this year i don't have any qts to come to my pool, the 2 that came last summer, emigrated.

Pool without some tanned qts in bikinis is boring as fuck

>>75938637
Life is always boring

Haven't heard news from the plebiscite... i wasn't going to vote anyways

>>75923923
Me all the time

>>75922438
Jerk off, watch a shit ton of porn, play guitar, mountain bike, watch netflix, and go insane from island fever.

>>75938637
Then get some new qts, girls your age actually exist where you're from