orcslam is a religion of peace edition
Just battered the gf
You all say Europe is dead, but that's not technically true. Its only dead for the classes, that's the lot of you. Your richer counter parts living it up in gated communities have not a criminal in sight.
:)
Oh... question...
Would alcohol improve this thread?
Just convinced a roastie on tinder to drive 3 hours to meet my fake "Chad" profile lmao
>>75724222
enjoy this meme
Keep having big dry poos lads, it hurts when it comes out haah.
>>75724306
it's adorable that she tries to look mature in her fetish gear
like a toddler in her mothers heels
>>75724484
fuck she's actually really hot
need an ariana gf
>>75724484
>isis want to bomb THIS
morning lads
morning nonce
>>75724547
Low standards.
>He wants a midget who likes like a chipmunk.
Just look at how prominent her skull is. Disgusting, Do not want.
>>75724592
out of your league sunshine
>>75724484
literally too childlike for me
>>75724592
fuck off permavirgin
>>75724560
To be honest she looks like she was hit by a bomb when you see the picture of what she looked like before she turned into a semen slurping slag
>>75724592
>Just look at how prominent her skull is. Disgusting, Do not want.
2 euro coins look like eggs
>>75724217
>>75724217
>>75724217
Dumb cunts
Recycle this afterwards
>>75724622
WTF
CUTE
WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER
>>75724660
Nothing, she a midget. Her body remain young while her head kept growing.
>>75724660
that arm
>the moment she was lost to goldbergsteinrockerfella
>>75724484
>>75724612
>>75724660
leftypol OUT
need a thigh high gf
>>75725832
how would you feel about a thighhigh bf
hi
anime
First for Assyrian qts
>>75725807
>should of
oh, you're stupid
carry on
babestation
>>75725844
VERY happy
pics x
Might become an airbnb host
Thoughts? Sharing my home with strangers for money?
>you arrive in south wales
>>75725202
you've been spamming that image for months mate
nobody really cares
>>75725855
is nude?
is piss?
>>75725862
of course he is, he's a yank
>>75725888
make sure you're allowed to sublet or else you'll get kicked out yourself
>>75725900
idiot doesnt even know his own stereotypes
south wales = england
north wales = desolate wasteland
>BNP got 564,331 votes in 2010
>BNP got 1,667 votes in 2015
wew, talk about a collapse.
UKIP got 3,881,129 in 2015, I wonder how they'll do now.
Wtf I love lycamobile now
>>75725948
>564,331
thats a lot of turbo rorkes
>>75725809
>>75725819
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/leisure/11948329/The-best-and-worst-places-to-live-in-the-UK-ranked-by-quality-of-life.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/scotland-quality-of-life-table-rankings-best-in-uk-a7355016.html
>homogeneous
>free uni
>brilliant scenery
>low cost of living
>lowest unemployment in UK
>Englandcucks still glad that they pay £700 a week to share a room with a Pakistani family of 8 to attend their £9000 a year uni
>>75725948
I remember when the BNP were actually a political force
Makes me ashamed to be british that people actually voted for those jokes
>>75725911
US is not Baka, the Rebs is.
Also, a health to all anime posters. Salut
>you will NEVER experience full communism in your lifetime
>>75725948
>half a million
wew why?
>>75725948
I'll be surprised if they get more than 500000. They're completely irrelevant now.
>>75725963
this doesn't look pre-arranged at all
>>75725983
if your uni doesnt cost £9k then you go to a shit uni T B H
might tuck in early tonight c:
>>75725965
shit left-wing governments always create a surge in far-right parties, it's weird
the rise of the Front National in France came from Hollande's shit socialist government
>>75725948
BNP died because of infighting
>>75725965
Where did this meme expression even come from?
>>75725900
shwmae
>>75726004
*tucks you in and kisses your forehead*
>>75726008
*social democratic party
FTFY
>>75725909
anime is innocent
>>75725983
>free uni
Because you're fucking milking Westminster for all it's worth, Scotland are the biggest scroungers in the UK
got no bacon or bread so im just eating some fried eggs with some BBQ sauce
who here /povvo/
>>75726004
*tucks you in so tight you can't move*
*leaves the light on*
night night
why won't momentum just fuck off?
Rorkes don't specifically see an image of a Muslim actively protesting terrorism
>they support terrorism
Rorkes see image of a Muslim protesting terrorism
>hmmm seems staged
Yeah, they got together to denounce it, what's your point? No point doing it in the front room of the imams house!
i hate scottish accents and northern english accents, they're disgusting
cant even imagine going to a <$60k/year uni, must be grim
Work in 6 hours
Might do a quick 'cide
>>75726002
I study medicine at one of the best unis in the UK for it and pay nothing for tuition
>>75726057
in england uni fees are capped at £9k
Oxford has £9400 per year fees, and thats the #1 uni in the world right now, for example
Why can't the Saxon man jive?
>>75726048
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momentum#Conservation
me at dinner
>>75726073
Mate can ya give me a quick 'urder first? Haha nothing serious just want to die haha
>>75726086
slight smile
>>75725990
>wew why?
Gordon Brown's government
Financial crash
Rotherham
>>75726054
I think new zeeland accents are superior to yours
>>75724222
REALLY like this gimmick
Get it right
Vote Greg Knight
>>75726104
Lets hold hands and jump in front of a train
>>75726071
careful la I got a 3 day ban for posting all these legs
would gladly share more otherwise
>>75726113
Mate...
lone warg attacks
>>75725948
the bnp seemed unstoppable around 2007-2009
>>75726113
no you don't, you're just saying that because you're butthurt about my opinion
>>75726081
>scotland
>one of the best unis in the UK
HAHAHA
>>75726054
Northern English and Scots are comfy.
Robert Burns is truly comfy
>>75726037
Scotland produced a surplus between the '70s and the early 2000s and (even excluding oil) pays the most tax per head than any area outside of London and the South East
>>75726057
>unis in yankland unironically cost $60k for domestic students
HOWLING
pathetic country top to bottom and they're actually proud of it
utterly bizarre
honking
>>75726071
cute
>>75726122
disgusting
>>75726138
no i'm serious, new zeeland women sound so cute
aussie accent only works for men, too boisterious for women
I'm more of a reifag
Hmm
>>75726149
>and (even excluding oil) pays the most tax per head
yeah bullshit source please
>>75726169
nz accents make girls sound fat even if they aren't desu
need a corbyn government to facilitate the rise of a proper far-right party to replace the tories
>>75726151
Does Ausland have ONE universally recognized top University?
>tfw no bigdicked Aussie bf to dominate me
>>75726141
Guarantee Edinburgh or St Andrews is better than whatever dire former poly you go to
>>75726174
hmm indeed
Has janny banndd me for posting cute boy legs?
>>75726183
yes they have multiple you utter thicko
Need a gf that will let me fiddle with her while she sleeps and NOT go absolutely mental if she wakes up whilst I'm doing it
I can touch your tits while you're awake but not when you're sound asleep? fuck off, bint
>>75726180
"sound fat"
hahahahahahaha what?
>>75726054
Most northern accents are just friendly and comfy af
>>75726183
Is there ONE yank uni. student who isn't going to be paying off their tuition into their 40s, 50s, 60s?
>>75726174
never thought i'd see the day they allowed dogkins into the police force
>>75726190
o x b r i d g e
>>75726174
Hmm.
>>75726200
I don't believe
>>75726149
>huge deficit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nicola-sturgeon/12189037/Scotland-runs-up-15bn-deficit-twice-size-of-UKs.html
>spending more than they bring in
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-28879267
Good job boys
>>75726188
very gay
>>75726190
>EDINBURGH
>ST ANDREWS
is nottingham considered northern? because i find thailad's accent tolerable
>>75726174
contraversial opinion time:
nothing wrong with coppers goofing around and having a bit of fun on the beat
it humanises them and fosters better community links
>>75726200
YOU WERE A FUCKING KIWI ANYHOW
I wasted an anime on you
will be voting for this party
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Class_War
i very sad
>>75726176
https://www.ifs.org.uk/publications/6881
https://fullfact.org/news/do-scots-contribute-more-taxes-rest-uk/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-28879267
You have a terrible habit of quoting things out of context btw
>>75724660
You know very well
>>75726254
whats up?
can always smell cigarette smoke yet nobody is smoking near me
believe my nose is defective
>INTP
>>75726242
Definitely not. The north begins at Stoke.
>>75726272
i'll correct it for you lad
*decks you*
>>75726272
are you smoking
>>75726213
Fair enough, nothing in Scotland matches Oxbridge. Most students in England aren't paying £9K a year to go there though.
>>75726236
Not like there's a massive UK deficit either is there?
someone name an animal
>>75726285
>ENTP
>>75726310
yanks
>>75726310
fish
>>75726310
moslems
>>75726310
kiwis (the people)
>>75726285
>INFP
>>75726307
>deficit twice size of UK's
>INFP
Lads, does anybody else immediately get acne, eyebags and "dirty" looking skin after smoking two or three cigs?
I smoke very rarely, only with mates, but I swear it fucks up my skin every time I do
ENTP here
waddup boys
>>75726310
elephant seal (the first animal i think of when i see a yank flag)
*goes dogging*
>>75726350
have so many ambitions but i'm too fucking lazy to achieve them haha
>>75726350
FONT
Extreme Measures with Trevor Eve, Friday at 9, on BBC1
view from the Wales flat
>>75726310
Steppe mammoth
>>75726367
>>75726367
m8 I'm font like you wouldn't believe, if only you knew the crazy shit i've been up to the last couple of weeks
good times
>>75726335
>F
post vagina
>>75726249
>anarkiddies
When will you be like the cool marxist kids?
>>75726307
Anything in the top 40 is worth the money, below that and it's an absolute fucking waste. Wouldn't catch me dead paying 9 grand to go to a polytechnic shithole to learn art or sports coaching.
>>75726368
Are those Varg's ancestors?
IF PEOPLE DON'T STOP BULLYING YANKS, I'M GOING TO YELL
wish i was born blind and deaf
want to lock out this world
>>75726397
what does istp mean? t.istp lad
ahh yes a myers briggs episode
>>75726387
It gets bright pretty early in Wales
>>75726390
FONT
>>75726422
surely you would know as an istp
>>75726259
Did you think I just wasn't going to read your linkspam, bumfluff? They say nothing remotely like what you claimed, quite the opposite
From Factfind
>On this occasion, Mr Salmond's numbers do add up - with one important caveat. Amidst all the discussion of separation, there's one asset that both parties are claiming as their own - North Sea oil.
>And how you allocate this 'black gold' makes a huge difference to the health of a country's finances.
>If the total revenue is shared equally among the nations of the UK according to their population size, then the same experimental statistics show that Scotland would have been taking out more than it had been putting in, compared to the other countries in the UK.
From the IFS
>North Sea oil and gas aside, tax revenue in Scotland (£7,100 per person in 2012–13) looks much more like that in the UK as a whole (£7,300). Scots do pay £290 per year less in income tax on average, partly because incomes in Scotland are more equally distributed, with fewer of the very high-income individuals who provide such a large share of income tax revenue in the UK as a whole.
Also for added lelz
>But Scots contribute slightly more in VAT and in alcohol and tobacco taxes.
Anyone else get annoyed that the tories constantly equate government debt with household debt?
Debt's pretty good for a government and the economy unless it gets to Zimbabwe-tier junk-bond level. No government debt would massively hinder the economy.
>>75726444
Can't remember what it even was apart from it was introvert
>>75726443
atleast 3 diff girls
atleast
i love The Stig
>>75726285
>INFP
>>75726458
https://www.16personalities.com/istp-personality
>>75726445
Did you think I was going to read your textwall, bumfluff? Well, you're about to be sorely disappointed to find I shan't be doing that.
thoughts?
>>75726428
such and ENFJ thing to say
>>75726451
love pints hate economists not stupid just just dont like them simple as
>>75726464
FONT
>>75726348
Recently quit but hangovers are definitely far worse when smoking.
Never gave me acne though, just dried out my skin somewhat
love wales
>>75726478
Harsh but fair
>>75726503
how was your week?
just asserted dominance over the bull today, feeling proud
>>75726485
prefer donkeys
>>75726451
If people don't think they're literally saving the country from economic disaster then why would they vote for them?
>>75726509
thats scotland sweaty x
>>75726489
infp senpai
>>75726445
>actually read through articles someone posted on a tibetan autism support group
he's taken you for a right mug
>>75726524
no it isnt
I vary between ENTJ and ENTP depending on my mood.
you arrive in cardiff
>>75726560
man I should go camping there some time this month
I'll bring a tent, 100 kit kats and a water botttle and I'll live like a hobo in the Welsh mountains for 2 weeks
no personality test can... accurately... express my insanity...
Any other istp masterrace itt?
wales is best during the winter tho tbf
>>75726285
>INTJ
craigslist banter
Anyone whos personality starts with E can FONT
got banned from runescape for calling someone a ballbagmuncher
millennial woes is asmr
Got some lad banned from runescape for calling me a ballbagmuncher
free armour trimming
Lizzie's dead lads
>>75726667
you are a ball bag muncher
drop party
Told a girl I was chatting to that she was "a fellow kindred spirit" and she didn't know what it meant
Fucking roasties
dad is muslim and he laughs at muslims with beards and calls them ISIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo
>>75726702
your dad uses taqiyya on you lad
honestly he was the most adorable brit
:(
>>75726702
HOPE your fasting
>>75726729
>>75726702
rasheedss
careers fair tomorrow
what do?
>>75726702
Sounds like someone needs to get out the country
>>75726736
Calling the custodian
>>75726756
underage need to leave
>>75726756
fuck off arrogant student
Israeli palestinian conflict? Two state solution? Arab spring? Couldn't care less mate. Give us another pint.
graduating with a 2:1 this summer lads
>>75726756
just be yourself
it's quite endearing actually that we the British have a characteristic sentimentality and protective nature for children, it's especially true for the working class
brits HATE nonces with a passion, moreso than other countries I feel. we also hate child-attackers
is britainese leav the Reich (EU) really?
i think many people has opposition it.
>>75726659
is that that bloke who got doxxed by that newspaper (y'know one of the rasheed ones)?
>>75726816
>>75726810
yeh
>>75726806
we stared leaving back in march i think, so we've got 2 years of negotiation before its done
>>75726816
>your best mate will never do this
:(
going to concoct a rustlers
>>75726768
am 22
>>75726778
make me
>>75726790
thanks
>>75726244
yes to kicking back the football
yes to posing for a "selfie"
no to engaging in fetishistic acts in public
>>75726837
How does your best mate look like lad
>>75726850
Exactly what an underage would say get 'im janny
Would Corbyn honestly be worse than May? Is he like an old Left type or just a champagne socialist?
>>75726798
Then why we inviting hundreds of thousands of them in?
optimum weed to tobacco ratio
doing a lauren's take on london
she seems genuinely upset desu
https://youtu.be/vvTdEzw8upQ
>>75726861
>yes to posing for a "selfie"
no
>>75726879
because the elites aren't proper brits
>>75726868
Champange socialist unfortunately
>>75726882
How do ordinary people get redpilled like that? Especially random normie women
yank trap has been set i see
>>75726882
>she seems genuinely upset desu
you were expecting her to be yelling "I TOLD YOU SO RETARDS"?
>>75726889
This article never fails to make me sick to the core
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/6418456/Labour-wanted-mass-immigration-to-make-UK-more-multicultural-says-former-adviser.html
might have mono
>>75726116
It's not a gimmick, you fucking tool
>>75726882
Don't care about this cuckservative
>>75726862
err why does tht matter
haha, benders
>>75726901
most normies are like that
you just assume that far left mongs represent all normies
they don't
>>75726849
couldve been eating that nice cold pizza from the fridge instead, if you had only gotten 2 on tuesday
>>75726927
she's not a cuckservative anymore that's why she left the rebel
she's full alt-right now
>>75726868
Corbyn is based.
>>75726930
No reason just curious desu you don't have to say anything if you don't want to
>>75726933
>he fell for the meme
>>75726933
wew
Anyone else really fucking hate /brit/, but cannot, for some reason, keep coming back here?
>>75726946
Alt right? Like the neo nazi kind or the libertarian kind? Either way don't care about her opinion desu
so THIS is the power of anarchism
>>75726933
kinda hot desu
>>>/tv/83601117
>>75726834
Even if britain leave the EU, you can't prevention any terrorism. because recently terrorism was by homegrown terrorism.
many terrorist is 2nd gen immigrants.
>>75726968
i really like /brit/ and thats the reason i keep coming back
>>75726968
>>75726973
Anarkiddies? Not a fan
>>75725988
Why?
>>75726983
Fuck Thatcher it's her fault most of them are over here
>>75726901
stormfront
>>75726968
some posters here are funny and i'm anonymous so i wont feel guilty or bad when i inevitably leave never to come back again :^)
>>75726968
I used to really like it here but now not so much because there's multiple unironic communists and mentally people that dress in womens clothes and post pictures of themselves. Just longing for the day they leave or kill themselves.
>>75726901
they see a revenue source and jump right on it
when i lived in italy drank wine nearly every single day as it was only 1-2 euros per 750ml bottle
>>75726968
wtf do not use a single negative when you mean to use a double
>>75727042
all me
>>75727042
>multiple unironic communists
>unironic
the state of you
>>75726973
Leftists are retarded.
have to admit i've got islamophobia
don't really agree that it's an irrational fear though, i'd argue it's very rational
>>75727056
I'm one unironically but I don't sperg out about politics. Only the occasional corbyn meme x
>>75727066
mean :(
>>75727053
STFU bender
Daily reminder that TRUE leftism has never been tried before.
chewing gum vigorously
>>75727075
It's not an irational fear when they are trying to kill you
when is the voting place emptiest
Paki bastards downvoted my posts.
*closes reddit tabs*
>>75727086
tony blair was a true leftist in every sense of the word
>>75727103
not him personally
that's dellusion
>>75727110
State of you
*cum
>>75727075
not islamophobia because phobia implies fear
just don't like them simple as. want them gone. deport them all desu
>>75727056
don't see what your point is but I can only assume you are one of the things I listed so you can go bag to fucking your gaping arsehole with a massive karl marx dildo you cunt
>>75727120
hello 4chan loyalist
Thank you for your service
>>75727030
Please calm down. im native Japanese.
merkel isn't bad all. i said many terrorist is 2nd gen immigrants.
britains accepted Pakis before EU accept syrian refugees.
They live in the UK, their children grew up in it too.
>>75727129
>implies fear
yeah not gonna lie i am scared of pakis
see a gang of them in the streets and i think they could be nonces
see a scruffy bastard carrying a big backpack or getting into a truck and i can't say i don't keep an eye out just in case he tries anything
>>75727081
Don't lie you sperg about politics and rampantly sweetie post to anyone who disagrees with you, fucking cretinous goit
>>75727129
phobia doesn't imply fear that's just straight up what the word means
true rightism has never been tried
>>75727132
reddit is only good for niche porn sweetie x
>>75727163
I sweetie post but I don't post about politics that's someone else sweetie x
>>75727129
phobia implies irrational fear or aversion. The aversion or fear is not irrational, so Islamaphobia is just a made up nonsense word
its not that real communism has never been tried its that communism has simply never been achieved
>>75727166
>>75727162
doesnt matter still just dont like em. love pints
>>75727155
>i said many terrorist is 2nd gen immigrants.
Yes and I said Thatcher let them in, they're the second generation immigrants you're talking about
mussolini wasn't a real fascist
>>75727177
You are mentally ill, and you will die alone.
>>75727192
good lad
Nazism wasn't real fascism
communism just isn't needed right now
need an ideology that can deal with the paki problem
>Not voting sinn fein
>>75727210
>he doesn't know sweetie posting is ironic
fucking hell fuck off newcunt
>>75727230
national socialism
>>75727210
>it's a Truman is angry about life and is taking his frustrations out on a friendly anon episode
>>75727230
Absolutely we do, ethno-nationalist surge when?
>>75726983
>you can't prevent* any terrorism
>recent attack was by homegrown terrorists*
>many terrorists are* 2nd gen immigrants
(not meaning to be rude, i assume you're practising english and would prefer to have mistakes corrected)
the EU was not considered a source of terrorists, just too many workers competing for too few jobs. terrorism had little to do with it (but the leftys will tell you it was because of racism due to terrorism)
>>75727230
National communism is a thing
>>75727230
communism did solve it
rigorous atheism
>>75727230
Paki's are only a problem because you think they are.
watching mr thoRAX
>>75727244
Of course I know it's ironic you fucking bent twat. I was here when the aussie started pushing it. Putting it at the end of every post, unironically believing in communism, and being a fucking goit posting drivel here til the early hours is what makes you mentally ill.
bet i could take on an antifa horde of weak leftists and take down 10 before being subdued
late night wank done and dusted
love a bit of jillian janson
INTJs report in
prez of my student society and did a bit of cheeky political maneuvering today
75727303
75727303
>>75727303
NEW
IEDs have no religion
#notallnailbombs
>>75727279
hmm no
they'd still be a problem even if i didn't think they were
most of their victims are people who shilled for multiculturalism and tolerance on social media before they got murdered
>>75727278
state atheism is a problem in itself
doesn't lead to terrorism, no. but it does lead to cultural misery and depression
>>75727260
That's a really good film and always made me do a think. Probnably my fav Jim Carrey film.
I'm not angry about life I'm angry about commies and lefties posting drivel in /brit/ all day and night. It's a legitimate concern and I wont hear otherwise