/éire/ = /gael/

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>56% actively have suicidal thoughts

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Tired. Only up a few hours too.

>>75720712
I've thoroughly fucked my sleep schedule. Slept from like 11 am to 8 pm.

Going to do the ole 30 hour stint now to unfuck it

>>75720711
Almost everyday since I was 10. I don't have them as often nowadays but the ones I do have tend to be more violent.

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>>75720711
I recognize how it's irritating to whinge on about it constantly on /éire/ though
4chan is full of social misfits so it makes perfect sense

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first for making the thread about me. with a picture i took :3
fucked out of my head again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1xyCOE8fNQ

>>75720711
Most are fake-sperges lying about how shit their lives are

>>75720844
Frogweeb in a nutshell.

>>75720829
>You will never go to Japan
feels bad

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>>75720976
That's not japan. I have been to japan but its not as interesting as hong kong imo aside from the language and underground culture.

>>75720976
Friend of mine's there now. It's the first I heard of him in over a year.

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>>75719587
You missed out my posts ridiculing the wankers on the left. Deliberately.

>>75721092
is limmy still streaming minecraft?

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>>75720890
>feels the need to point out that he thinks I'm lying about my life at every juncture
Bit sad desu.

need a wireless mouse
have this shite wrapped around a table leg

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>>75721256
>becoming a slave to the battery jew

almost at the stage now where im posting selfies, pics of my job and doxxing myself.

>>75721143
I think he mainly streams over watch now

>>75721321
It's a slippery slope. Might want to tone it back a bit before it's too late.

Anyone else in a bad mood for no apparent reason?

>>75721321
You COULD become an eternal meme

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>>75721362
Yeah but I can't help myself. I need somebody to take care of me irl.
>>75721412
I swear its the weather. It's like winter outside. Its dark and pissing raining, miserable, low mood very early today. This is bad melancholy irish winter feels. why are we such a mentall ill society?

>>75721412
Nope, I'm in a bad mood but I know the exact reason why.

>>75721520
Tell us your story

>>75721549
no thanks lol

>>75721614
Imagine if he asked AA the same thing.

Anyone interested in trying that moomoo game or something else?

>>75721760
moomoo?
I was just hoping people would play on Elysiumwow.

>>75721760
Might as well take a break from the usual haxball.

>>75721760
Sure send a link to a server

>>75721849
I have no idea how to even play, just feel like playing something and see what happens.
You set it up if you know how.

>>75721802
It's a browser based game

>>75721904
Nevermind, tried it and I kept freezing and spazzing around the place. Same thing happened to me in agar.io.

http://moomoo.io/?party=45.76.143.166
Clan name is /eire/

Is elysium CPU-intensive? My laptop's shite but I've always wanted to give WoW a go.

>>75722037
not at all. its just wow lad.

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>discussing anime from the feminist perspective

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Really wish Juniper would confirm his life/death status and stop ignoring me.

>>75721802
>>75722037
>vanilla wow
>cpu intensive

It should run on a toaster from 2005

Got to 300 points then my sword got stuck pointing one way and I got killed. Still got on the leaderboard though.

>>75721978
This is actually shite.

>>75721412
I woke up in a bad mood then my day gave me reasons to stay mad.

Tried clicking to join /éire/ but nothing happened.

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>>75722456
>have a bad dream
>stay mad all day despite knowing it was just a dream

>>75722458
I think you have to put it i n your name

>>75722593
Never mind it worked once I kept click spamming it.

ye fuck you too poi
cunt

>>75722550
What game is this?

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>>75722654
What did I do?

>>75722721
black'd

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oh we were meant to be a team
was just killing everyone

Tried to kill a lad, he pulled out a sword and killed me instead. Karma that is.

>>75722666
One of my favourites.
https://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/

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I need some good melancholic relaxing music. Like something about of rimworld. Acoustic. Suggestions?

>>75722835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay4U4ziNKDk

My dad loves me very much I think he'd be devastated if he knew. I love him so much.

That game's fucking shite, controls wouldn't respond and I kept sliding around the fucking place.

Got stuck, axe keeps swinging even though I'm not pressing anything.

>>75723097
e is the auto-hit button

help us over in west to deal with this anon's fort

>>75723351
I tried, too bad I didn't get the platform upgrade. I found my own gold deposit if you want to join.

>>75723351
I'm dead.
enjoy

>>75722956
Why do you keep posting this? It isnt fucking funny.

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>>75723581
>keep posting
what

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Not doing great right now lads.

>Poi joined a different team
What a traitor.

idea: drive the west brits out of /pol/

>>75723664
alright

Noony boy is a man on a mission

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>Be noonyboy
>get BUSH'D

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>>75722956
If he only put a wee bit more passion into it, he'd sound just like Jeff Magnum!

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Want to talk juniper or nah? before I go to sleep.
I guess now doesn't suit you right.

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Tried killing a fucking leaf then got rammed to death by a bull before I could eat. Oh well, gg everyone.

>>75724054
>attacks my fort
>have to respawn as a fucking Leaf

>noonyboy destroyed every windmill in the fort

>>75724122
I didn't notice until it said I was down to 2/7 windmills. Gave me a chance to put up the better ones at least.

>>75724017
fuck off juniper

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>>75724054
The leaf got me as well. I was trying to defend your honour.

>>75724174
Not him. I'm just clutching at straws looking for somebody I can relate to.
But ya'll are too busy with video games. He's dead anyway.

>>75724211
Everything ok?

Where is the new fort?

>>75724235
obviously not.

>>75724235
fuck off jaggy

Any Donegal man about?

>>75724462
Everyone and their dog's family comes from that province over here

>>75724196
And I appreciate it.

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>go to bed after a long day of shitposting and vidya
>can't sleep because of sudden existential dread
>have to acknowledge that my dad will die some day
>have to acknowledge that I will die some day
>have to acknowledge that I could die and be totally unaware
>have to acknowledge that it's likely that there's nothing after death
>feel like I'm going insane
>feel like I'm never "fully present", in a way that I'm not sure how to describe in words
>feel like I may be suffering from some serious mental illness like dementia but I'm too shy to seek a therapist
>stare at nothing in particular as all these thoughts rush through my mind
>get up and start my PC up again
Please tell me this is normal

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>>75724530
>Please tell me this is normal
Perfectly normal.

>>75724530
Some of that is normal for me. But I'm not normal, so its likely not normal.

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>>75724530
This isnt normal for neurotypicals but it's normal for a lot of us anon. Some are just better at suppressing it than others. We (non NT's) deal with this existential dread on a daily basis.
And if you're not too shy to seek therapy you only further go down the rabbit hole and find out how utterly meaningless that shit all is and how its only a NT-construct and its not really there for you. There is no way to get over this dissasociation. There is no escape from the dread.
Our existence is torture.
The only way out is death but we can provide each other comfort at least by sharing the fact we face similar mental and emotional crisis. if only it was possible in real life things would be easier for us.

>>75724530
Perhaps stop spending your days shitposting and playing vidya???

I can't talk anyway. Did the exact same thing. Need full time work/education to become a human again

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Everything will be fine. You're all gonna make it.

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>>75724661
>Need full time work/education to become a human again
It's overrated.

>>75724746
>You're all gonna make it.
>implying

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>>75724530
When I was a kid I thought my dad would in no time, honestly surprised he's still going, though probably not for much longer.

>>feel like I'm never "fully present", in a way that I'm not sure how to describe in words
Sometimes I get the opposite. Like I realise that I'm alive and this is existence. Used to freak my out as a kid.

>>75724746
I've come to despise this character. It's only ever posted in relation to complete faggotry.

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>>75724828
That's mugi. She's a lesbian misfit and probably want to kill herself too but is presented in a cute and fluffy manner so braindead ppl can like her.

>>75724815
>Sometimes I get the opposite. Like I realise that I'm alive and this is existence
Used to get that while playing sports,the sudden realization that I feel every inch of my body moving,hurting,being warm.
Quite a good feeling desu
>>75724746
Wasn't planning on not making it

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>>75724746
If things keep the were they are now then it's fine. It's the change that kills me.

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>>75725092
i want a ritsuko gf NOW

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

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I think I might be going insane lads

Are you DUMB NIGGERS still talking about suicide?!

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>>75725245
We had a collective discussion about you earlier and decided that we had been too harsh on you in the past. Please know that we're here for you SwissYank.

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>>75725213
We all want a lot of things.

>>75725236
>going

>>75725296
>proper capitalisation
It's not him.

>decided that we had been too harsh on you in the past. Please know that we're here for you
Speak for yourself. He deserves everything he gets.

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>>75725296
>Please know that we're here for you SwissYank.
Uhm,no?
I've given up

>>75725296
>we
No one agreed with you, you silly cunt. I'm going to bully him harder just for this.

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>>75725349
>I've given up
That doesn't sound like you, Luxembro.

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Spent the last hour crying and coming to terms with myself. Clearing my mind.
Thinking of taking a break from it all. Need to lose all this responsibility I have until I'm better.

>>75725372
Have given this young man many chances but he keeps disappointing

>>75725381
>Need to lose all this responsibility
I know that feel. I don't have a lot of responsibilities in my life, but I often feel like I'm being crushed under the weight of the ones I do have. I miss being NEET.

The absolute fucking state of this thread right now.

>>75725424
Wish you'd stop replying to him.

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>>75725447
Go fuck yourself.
>>75725424
Same. It's a shame when I was a NEET I was craving for the exact opposite and now look at me. Grass is greener on the other side.
>>75725455
Fuck yourself. I'll be going to bed soon (tm) anyway. What's your problem anyway,.

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>>75725381
Hope you're doing ok.

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>>75725534
I'm not but we all get there eventually, anon. Through life or death.

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>>75725328
>>75725349
>>75725367
You'll show the child some fucking compassion and understanding you absolute scrotes.

>>75725583
Shall spit on your grave

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>>75725583
I did. I gave him more chances than anyone like him ever deserves. He's unsalvageable.

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Not going to lie. Still have no idea who swissyank is. They hardly ever come here anyway

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>None of them will ever actually kill themselves.
>None of them will ever try to improve their lives.
>They'll just keep whining forever.
>Forever.

>>75725675
Feel fortunate.

>>75725680
I'm okay with that.

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>>75725680
Maybe my incessant whining will bait somebody into killing me?

>recently found out me mum is 26% irish

now what do i buy a fal?

>>75725715
You're lucky, all you have to do is dox yourself and within minutes an overweight man with a sock full of batteries will be at your door ready to kill you.

>>75725680
Not a lot can be done to unwaste a life

>>75725770
>a sock full of batteries
Haven't seen that one in a while,a true connaisseur if I say so myself

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>>75725680
It never really made sense to me how people can say something like that so lightly. Even on the internet, how do you tell someone "I want to kill myself" and then engage with them in banter about pokemon or politics the following day?
If I ever said that to someone I'd be on my way out the door in the process of doing it, but then I probably wouldn't even say anything. Why ever burden someone with such a heavy emotion if you're not serious.

>>75725778
Have you tried being yourself?

>>75725680
Nah people do it. We have done it. I will do it.
You just don't notice those who do. The silence of their death is replaced by another crying out for help until they eventually drop off too.
it's a never ending cycle.

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>>75725818
>Why ever burden someone with such a heavy emotion
Start reading

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>>75725818
>Even on the internet, how do you tell someone "I want to kill myself" and then engage with them in banter about pokemon or politics the following day?
It's a combination of knowing your audience and being so used to suicidal feelings that you're comfortable talking about them, often through black humour.

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>>75725824
>Being yourself
Thats why everything shit

>>75725924
There's never any humour in it.

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>>75725818
When you think about something near constantly it stops being a serious issue to you. To someone who's led a normal healthy life it can come as a shock to hear someone you know tell you they fantasize about hanging themselves in the woods but for some of us it's just a normal pleasant thought.

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I have a confession to make. I am Juniper and I am AA.
We're the same person. Sorry.

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>>75725956
It's your own fault for not laughing at other's misery.

>>75726034
I also have a confession. I am both of you and also myself.

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>>75725956
Well, maybe not good humour, but I'm comfortable enough with the almost omnipresent presence of suicidal thoughts in my mind to talk about suicide casually and flippantly. I wasn't always like this, but these days suicidal thoughts are more of a background noise to my life rather than something I'm likely to actively pay heed to.

What annoys me more is people who go all out to talk them out of the irrationality of suicide.

After what was clearly a black joke or harmless complaining/existential dread they'll get over next week.

>>75726063
Well,what do you know,I am your father and you at the same time

>>75725924
>>75726027
Are they feelings you've ever shared with a psychiatrist, your parents? Or is it only strangers on the internet who have the pleasure of getting to worry that you're about to top yourself at any moment?

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>>75726078
>After what was clearly a black joke or harmless complaining/existential dread they'll get over next week.
Yeah, I made a suicide joke in the pub one night with my friends years ago and some of them got very uncomfortable. Suffice to day, I didn't do that again.

>>75726201
>Or is it only strangers on the internet who have the pleasure of getting to worry that you're about to top yourself at any moment?
I don't think anybody who espouses suicidal thoughts on 4chan expects or desires people to worry about them. The usual preference is to find somebody in the same boat as themselves who they can relate to. Sit in an /r9k/ suicide thread some time and you'll see what I mean.

>>75726201
I'm not worried, I'm just sick of reading about it. Shit or get off the pot.

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>>75726201
I told some psychologists on the condition they don't tell my mother. Then a few weeks later they did. And they didn't forget either because they told her I didn't want them to tell her. Wankers.

I told mam back in January about the time I tied the thing around my neck and passed out.

Also told my friends back in secondary but they didn't really care. We were always focused on one friend who whined all the time about his life being shit despite getting a gf and losing his virginity before leaving school. Looking back he was a bit of a cunt.

>>75726323
>I made a suicide joke in the pub one night with my friends years ago and some of them got very uncomfortable
Having normalfag friends must be suffering.

>>75726450
Juni?

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>>75726480
Nope.

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>>75726450
>I told some psychologists on the condition they don't tell my mother
>Then a few weeks later they did
Isn't that illegal or something?

>Having normalfag friends must be suffering.
I'm growing farther apart from most of them anyway.

>>75726323
>I don't think anybody who espouses suicidal thoughts on 4chan expects or desires people to worry about them. The usual preference is to find somebody in the same boat as themselves who they can relate to
Don't you think that's a selfish outlook? This isn't /r9k/ or a depression general. Yes, that kind of thing is inevitable on 4chan but not to the extent we see in this general and not as flippantly as some seemingly use it.
You of all people should have seen the week you left after an ominous post. People care and people worry. If only a little before they're completely dead inside.

>>75726536
Frogweeb?

>>75726450
>I told some psychologists on the condition they don't tell my mother. Then a few weeks later they did. And they didn't forget either because they told her I didn't want them to tell her. Wankers.
>I told mam back in January about the time I tied the thing around my neck and passed out.
That sounds rough anon, sorry for accusing you. It must have been very difficult to confide in your therapist and be betrayed like that.

>>75726542
>Isn't that illegal or something?
It think it only prevents what is said to a doctor in confidence from being admissible in court, their loyalty is always towards saving lives and will spill the beans if they feel it helps towards that.

>>75726450
If they think you are a danger to yourself or others they can break confidentiality.

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>>75726542
>Isn't that illegal or something?
As far as I know doctor-patient-confidentiality and the like goes out the window when they think you're at risk. Their duty is about saving lives more than it is about maintaining privacy. Then again I'm not sure were these lads under any sort of oath to begin with.
It's why you're never supposed to tell the Samaritans any personal details. I think. It's been a few years but I think their policy is what scared me off calling them or one of the other lines.

>I'm growing farther apart from most of them anyway.
Same, only we weren't that close to begin with.

>>75726597
You're bad at this.

>>75726640
The only upside is mam didn't really bring it up after the meeting.

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>>75726568
>Don't you think that's a selfish outlook?
Definitely. But I can't help myself. If you trawl through the archive, you'll see that I never talked about this aspect of my life during the first few months after I started posting regularly. It was only after realising that there were other people here in a similar position to myself that I felt comfortable discussing depression and suicide. That's what I meant earlier when I referred to "knowing your audience". I guess when the opportunities in life to frankly discuss these sort of topics are virtually non-existent, people such as myself jump at the opportunity to share experiences. I can appreciate the effect this may be having on the general, and I have been taking steps to reduce the frequency with which I bring up or engage with these topics in /éire/. Unfortunately I am here more frequently during the night when these topics of discussion are most common.

>You of all people should have seen the week you left after an ominous post
I thought that was just memes?

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>>75726750
>You're bad at this.
I'm also highly intoxicated.

>>75726750
How are you doing now compared to then?

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>>75726706
>It think it only prevents what is said to a doctor in confidence from being admissible in court
No, Patient-Doctor Confidentiality is far more strict than that.

>>75726750
>As far as I know doctor-patient-confidentiality and the like goes out the window when they think you're at risk
Were you underage at the time by any chance? I think the rules are less strict with underage patients.

Isn't tsukihifag a medical student?

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>>75726846
Since the psychologists? Well that was a few years ago back when I was in Leaving Cert so things are certainly different. The biggest being that back then I used to see my friends on a near-daily basis and now I haven't seen them in over a year. I'm glad to be away from the stress of school but now there's nothing.

>>75726865
>Were you underage at the time by any chance?
I think I was 17.

>Patient-Doctor Confidentiality is far more strict than that
Their job is about saving lives. A lot of Good Samaritan laws make it impossible for someone to be prosecuted for saving someone's life. It's why the opening of The Incredibles is bullshit.
>Confidentiality v. Protection of the Patient
>Doctor’s have a responsibility to protect their patient. It may be necessary to disclose information about a patient where they are at serious risk of death or injury.
https://www.imo.ie/policy-international-affair/documents/imo-submissions-archive/IMO-Position-Paper-on-Doctor-Patient-Confidentiality.pdf

>you never played GAA for your county
can't really call myself irish

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>>75727038
>It's why the opening of The Incredibles is bullshit.

>>75727043
Used to go to practice for my village's team in senior infants. Then one day mam came to pick me up but saw me at the side of the road outside instead of with the other kids on the pitch. My face was covered in blood because I got hit in the nose and the coach told me to go sit and wait at the side of the road. I don't know why either considering there were stands and benches I could've sat on but he rathered I sit behind a seven foot wall where no one could see me. I don't know why either but he was old and a bit of a cunt. After that mam took me out of the club, rightfully so.

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Over.

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>>75727238
>but he rathered I sit behind a seven foot wall where no one could see me
You were clearly the shame of the parish.

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>>75726777
>I thought that was just memes?
I can't speak for others but I wasn't sure. I'd known of two cases of suicide in a community I used to be a part of after similar sorts of "I'm done" type messages so it was alarming even though I didn't know you very much. It made me feel guilty since I had posted something callous towards you that day and to think of the effect that might have to someone on the edge.
But I think most people knew and thought it was a meme, maybe everybody else so it's clearly my problem. The more I think about it the more I think this probably isn't the place for me.

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>>75727138
The prologue to The Incredibles has a part where Mr. Incredible saves a man falling from a building. It later turns out that that man was trying to kill himself and sues Mr. Incredible for injuring him while rescuing him. If it was real life then Mr. Incredible would be completely innocent and depending on the time period the man might be charged for attempting suicide.

You really don't know much about 3D films.

>>75727280
So he broke my nose and made every passing car look at my bloody face and risk me getting abducted. Harsh punishment for a 5 year old.

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>>75727320
You're too pure for us Jaggy.

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>>75727426
You sound like jaggy when you post like that.

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>>75727454
We're all Jaggy deep in our hearts.

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>>75727426
>>75727454
>>75727490
lads pls

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This is like the only general that is active throughout nighttime, you absolute lowlifes NEETs

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>>75727320
>It made me feel guilty since I had posted something callous towards you that day and to think of the effect that might have to someone on the edge.
You're not alone in having those thoughts, Jaggy. I've been in that boat many a time over the years, especially when I was younger and gave more of a fuck (to the point where I overanalysed even the smallest interactions I had with anybody that could have had a negative impact on that person).

>The more I think about it the more I think this probably isn't the place for me.
Ah now, I know we disagree on a lot of things, but I'd be disappointed to see you go nonetheless.

>>75727350
>You really don't know much about 3D films
I haven't watched the Incredibles since it was in the cinema.

>>75727369
>Harsh punishment for a 5 year old.
They must learn the ways of the Parish in early life lest they be led astray.

>>75727527
>tfw the general is more active at 3am than 3pm

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>>75727527
>>75727553
/éire/ rules the night.

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Feeling strangely attracted to you all right now.

>>75727577
Hear about the poke nintendo direct tomorrow?

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>>75727553
This is why the normalfags will never be able to dominate /éire/ like they do in /brit/.

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>>75727597
Haven't actually, I've been weirdly out of touch with gaming news despite E3 coming up.

>2pm
I should still be awake for that.

>>75727553
I made the mistake of drawing attention to the pity-party. Which simply kicked it into overdrive.

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Night lads

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>>75727545
>You're not alone in having those thoughts, Jaggy. I've been in that boat many a time over the years, especially when I was younger and gave more of a fuck (to the point where I overanalysed even the smallest interactions I had with anybody that could have had a negative impact on that person).
That all sounds very familiar. Its lessened for me as well as the years have gone by and my energy waned but I'm glad it's not gone yet.

>Ah now, I know we disagree on a lot of things, but I'd be disappointed to see you go nonetheless.
Thanks

>>75727660
It's expected to be Pokemon Stars so should be good. Will be interesting to see if its on Switch, 3DS or both.

>>75727936
>I'd be disappointed to see you go
Personally i'd be overjoyed.

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>>75727963
>It's expected to be Pokemon Stars
So it's time to prepare for disappointment. I hope it's good though.

>Will be interesting to see if its on Switch, 3DS or both
While I'm not sure about whether I want to buy a Switch yet I am getting annoyed that the 3DS keeps slowing down because of the massive polygon count. I want rotation battles back damnit.

Either way considering ORAS and SM were both rushjobs the next game should be worth it.

Beautiful day out by the look of it.

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morning lads
is late-night insanity a thing? I could swear I was going insane last night but now I feel normal, just tired.

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Comfy morning watching TV.

>>75732636
The word lunatic comes from the Latin word for moon. They say crazy people used to come out during a full moon because it was so bright out.
Take that as you will.

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>always thought I had a normal circumcised penis because I heard stuff about the foreskin and don't seem to have it
>just looked up pictures of circumcised penises because I was confused
>saw a comparison picture between circumcised and uncircumcised
>mine doesn't look like either of them
Is part of my penis missing?

>>75733648
Maybe they screwed up and only got part of it?

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>>75733807
I'm not sure what you mean by that. It kind of ends with the hole that you piss from. No foreskin and no head. Is that normal?

What do you lads know about Celtic rituals and sacrifices? I am 100% serious so please no memes.

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>>75733943
>no head
You mean no bell end at all?

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>>75733975
The Romans wrote a bit about Gaulish and British sacrifices if you check their sources. The knowledge is limited though since druids were heavily against writing down things about their religion so most of the knowledge of Celtic religious customs died with them.

As for Irish rituals, even less is known. Most of our writing comes from after we were Christianised and our monks tried to downplay a lot of what our ancestors did (ie. changing Gaelic gods to fairies and regular humans).

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>>75733943

>>75734092
Thanks. Watching Halloween 3 made me think about the subject a bit.

>>75732636
Google sun downing

>>75733943
From this day onwards,you name shall be , "The Eunuch"

>>75735062
I saw a eunuch once. It was just a guy with a scrotum and this little flap no long than 3mm for a urethra cover.
Was weird. Wonder what happened to it.

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>>75735169
Not sure where you would see an eunuch nowadays,not to mention his penis but that sounds horrible

>>75735169
I thought eunuchs only had their balls cut off?

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Left my headphones in the sunlight while I went to the bathroom. Now my ears are nice and warm.

>>75735464
Depends where they got it done. In China and Vietnam they used to take the pillar AND the stones

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>>75735818
Sounds comfy lad

I'm getting some noise-cancelling headphones soon. Literally going to be the highlight of my week

>they whinged about wanting to kill themselves AGAIN last night
jay
sus

>>75736609
>he whinged about people whinging again
Jay
sus

>>75736609
Self-pity is a hell of a drug.

>>75736686
t.whingebag

>>75736782
Such as yourself?

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>>75736792
sure got me lad

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>>75736811

https://youtu.be/mFnkay2mQn0

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>>75736847
>go to save this
>see I already have it saved
>tfw rused myself

Thinking of building a gaming PC but I've no clue when it comes to parts lads

Thinking of building a gaming PC but I can't afford the parts lads.

>>75737157
spend a week or two on /pcbg/ on /g/
s'what I did and mine turned out aight, didn't have a clue before that and my last PC was pre-built
feels much better putting it together yourself

Thinking of building a gaming PC but I've no clue when it comes to parts I can't afford and am probably too incompetent to properly assemble lads.

>>75737223
Cheers. Where'd you buy all your parts from?

Thinking of building a gaming PC but I can't pay for the parts because somebody took a shit in my purse lads.

>>75737282
komplett.ie
orders past 400 euro is free shipping on everything and the customer service is bredy gud

Thinking England is on it's way out lads. Terrorist attacks constantly and possibly even more to come, No EU Market for them, NI draining them with more going into the place than coming back. Even if they are an old enemy I feel bad for them.

>>75737454
England's going to survive a while yet. The UK is fucking dead though.

>>75737454
>Terrorist attacks constantly
Followed by legions sycophantic apologists. No less than they deserve.

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>>75737454
they deserve to crash and burn and I'm enjoying the fact that they are

>>75737514
of*

>>75737515
Me on the left.

>>75737549
already read that into it and didn't notice
you've embarrassed yourself without cause

>>75737454
It's been confirmed that the attacks were co-ordinated from Ireland.

>>75737791
Can confirm. My uncle Abdullah was the driver.

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>>75737157
Just look at the recommended specs on whatever big game you're looking forward to playing. Generally I'd say a GTX 970, AMD FX-8350, any compatible motherboard and at least 8 GB RAM is a good way to go.

>>75737791
so?

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>>75738037
>not buying ryzen

Reminder to report people who use drugs to the Gardaí.

>>75738110
>being a narc

>>75738154
Druggies deserve what they get.

>>75738163
Narcs deserve what they get too.

>>75738189
t.ra man

>>75738189
For being good, upstanding citizens. "Narcs" rarely suffer any repercussions anyway.

>>75738189
>actually using the term narc
Druggies deserve everything they have coming to them. Might want to put down that spoon sometime.

Drank a bit too much, think I passed out while puking for a few seconds. When I came too I felt way too drunk for about 5 seconds then it went away. Bit disconcerting.

>>75738315
How much did you drink?

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>>75738315
>drinking at 1

>>75738337
Not much. Maybe 250ml of whiskey and a can.

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>>75738189
What's d story anto, any gear?

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Really lost it last night lads. Ended up cutting my legs too much. Oh well.
>>75738110
Gardai don't care about people on drugs. Only those who possess them or are causing trouble.
If I walked into a garda station right now and said I'm on heroin gard, they'd just tell me to go away.

>>75738491
hope you tick an artery lad x

>>75738491
>Gardai don't care about people on drugs. Only those who possess them or are causing trouble.
Well then, I'll just have to make sure you're caught in the act of possession then.

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>>75738491
>ended up cutting my legs
>feels regret over it
You're a fucking idiot. I get depressed sometimes but I'll never grasp this method of dealing with it. It's such a joke. You get sad over your own actions and regret those actions full well knowing it's fucking idiotic. We have a short time living if you're going to spend that cutting yourself then REGRETTING it then you're the biggest fool I've come across.

Been listening to this all morning:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTGMS3jDxV0

Been listening to this all morning.
https://youtu.be/n9FL9IMr9kg

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>>75738658
>expecting a depressed druggie to be in a stable state of mind

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>>75738658
Cry more, bitch.
Going to go out for a jog too soon in shorts, hope I offend somebody.
>>75738707
Been listening to this all morning (got up 20 minutes ago).
https://heartonmysleeve.bandcamp.com/track/in-the-beauty-of-it-all

>>75738491
>Really lost it last night lads. Ended up cutting my legs too much. Oh well.
>Can't even cut himself right

Might as well just try and slit your wrists. Cut vertically

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>>75738816
>cry more
That's more of your thing lad espically considering the first thing you post is whining to a bunch of people on a korean basket weaving site
>bitch
Projection at it's finest lad. Seek help you mess.

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The absolute state.

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Hour and ten minutes until that Pokémon stream and I'm dying to go to bed. If this turns out to be another Groudon incident I'll be pissed.

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>running my laptop off work phone wifi hotspot
>unrestricted internet access and my employer is paying for it
Pity I can only use it during breaks though.

>>75739310
>got a work laptop in France
>now gets a fucking work phone
One of these days I will rob you.

>>75739282
Groudon incident?

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>>75739354
Unlike the laptop, I won't get to keep the phone if I leave the company though.

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>>75739310
No need for the laptop, you can just post from the phone.

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Anybody got a link to this shitty e3 stream? Have nothing else to do.

>>75739452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylrhSB3vz7A
It starts at 3 and lasts for 8 minutes.

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>>75739380
Shortly after ORAS was announced they said they'd show an exclusive trailer on Pokémon Sunday, which airs around 2-3am Irish time. It was really hyped up and a bunch of /vp/, including myself, stayed up to watch a livestream. The show was an hour long. They didn't play the "trailer" until the very end. It was a 10 second clip of a cutscene of Groudon and Kyogre shouting at eachother. Needless to say it was disappointing.

At least it taught me that even kid's variety shows in Japan are fucking weird. There was one part where a kid had to wash a man's back while he was in the bath.

>>75739503
Sure hope it's going to be a diamond remake for the switch

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>>75739601
>wanting DP remakes
>ever

>>75739575
This should be major at least. The only pokemon directs they've done in the past were to announce ORAS and Sun/Moon. They'd usually name the games involved in the direct if its not a game announcement.
Worst case scenario is its a mobile game but I don't think they'd annoy people like that.

>>75739642
>not wanting a remake of the best generation

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Reminder that there are only 151 Pokemon.

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>>75739770
If it is it's only because of Platinum, which was a better remake of DP than anything Game Freak could make today, and HGSS. Diamond and Pearl are the worst games there are, only surpassed by ORAS. They were massive downgrades from gen III in everything except the physical special split.

>>75739845
I'm happy to include 251 to include G/S. The series went a bit downhill after that in my view.

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>>75739845
Genwunners have the worst opinions.

>>75739845
Gen 3 had the best designs though

>>75739988
That's because we are mature adults of refined taste.

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>>75740019
>mature

>>75740057
By definition, fans of Gen 1 tend to be older than fans of the later Gens.

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>>75740019
mm'yes. quite.
The lowly peasants couldn't even begin to understand the sophisticated gen 1 designs. A sandcastle with a pair of eyes or a talking ice cream passes for a pokemon design these days.

>>75739985
I don't get why modern nostalgiafags only stick to 151 when back in the day they used to be firmly gen I&II. Doesn't make sense to be a 151fag either considering Ho-oh was in the first episode of the anime and at least 20 Johtomons were originally cut from gen I.

>>75740103
If you think maturity is the same as age then you're pretty immature.

>>75740215
>implying that's what I think
Use some common sense, anon.

>>75740178
I'm not sure. I never really knew anyone who was into RBY who wasn't also into GSC. There wasn't that long between them either since europe got RBY so late. I remember emulating the Japanese rom of Gold on pc shortly after getting Blue for the millennium christmas so it must have always been on the horizon for the height of the craze.
I think the 3rd gen was a big shift since most of the original audience were teenagers at that stage.

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STILL THE BEST
2002

Anybody familiar with Xbox 360s? I bought one for €35 in CEX, its a 4gb slim but I'm wonder if I need a bigger hard drive for some or most games or if its optional?

>>75740496
Used to have a cracked one,I think you'll be fine with 4gb,doubt you'll play that much on it

>>75740496
>I bought one for €35 in CEX, its a 4gb slim but I'm wonder if I need a bigger hard drive for some or most games or if its optional?
Even if you stick with disk games only, you're gonna run into problems with large save files, game updates, and system updates. That said, you should be able to get away with it if you never connect the system to the internet.

>>75740605
I'm only looking to play 2 games specifically. Tales of Vesperia and Project Gotham Racing 4 so I'm not too worried about that and can just not update them if needs be. More wondering if they have mandatory installs or can they just run off the disc?

>>75740677
>More wondering if they have mandatory installs or can they just run off the disc?
Those are old games so you should be able to run them off the disk without issue (not a guarantee though if they needed a patch to fix something major, but you should be able to check that online).

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WHO WAS THE FUCK THAT OLD ME TO GET MY HOPES UP?

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>>75741361
It's better than nothing.

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>>75741458
NO IT FUCKING ISN'T YOU GECKO PIECE OF SHIT
THEY'RE NOT EVEN SEQUELS LIKE B2W2
WE'RE /LITERALLY/ GETTING THE SLIGHTLY FULLER VERSION OF GAMES THAT ALREADY STRUGGLED ON THE CURRENT HARDWARE WHEN THOSE FUCKS RUSHED TO GET THEM OUT

THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK

I'M GOING TO FALL ASLEEP WITHIN THE HOUR STILL PISSED
I'LL HAVE ANGRY DREAMS
ANGRY NIGHTMARES
I'LL WAKE UP AND PUNCH THE WALL IN ANGER
THEN I'LL COME BACK TO MY COMPUTER HOURS FROM NOW AND POST HERE SAYING THAT I'M STILL FUCKING ANGRY

>>75741599
The game would've made more sense if it had been a switch port or something but this... I can already imagine the lagg

>>75741599
always wondered why /vp/ was a board but this explains it

>Just suddenly started hailing and thundering like hell
This must be God angry at niggtendo

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Went for a jog. Got dizzy, felt sick, had to lie down for a bit. Oh boy.

https://www.thesun.ie/news/1098061/galway-mosque-leader-in-no-doubt-vandals-smashed-windows-as-part-of-backlash-to-terror-attacks-in-manchester-and-london/

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>>75742430
>imam nooney
zozzle