The Tories edition
howling and screeching
>>75719794
me on the right
>>75719794
Me on the left
housemates are now standing outside my room howling like apes
again
fuck OFF
need a gun
Do you like fannies, lads?
>The National Socialist German Workers' Party
Sounds more like Labour to me desu
I posted this in the wrong thread haha. x
>>75719794
Me in the middle
Everyone likes making fun of atheists and nihilists but have you ever seen anyone prove them wrong
>>75719862
more of a trobbing fat willy kinda guy
remember that time you ate my goldgfish and you lied to me and said i didn't have any goldfish?
then why did i have the bowl bart? why did i have the bow?
post more lads with nice arses
>>75719861
telling mummy and gchq
fuck UK and fuck every subhuman living there.
>>75719862
no
fuck off hetero scum
>sing song to myself while pissing
>go to type it into youtube once I'm done pissing
>youtube instantly knows what I want after typing 1 letter
haha google are listening in
>>75719862
ye
quite a lot actually
>>75719920
Don't be gay.
>>75719862
love em
pints too
>>75719920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA
>>75719920
just done that facial diversity thing and im 100% white
>>75719862
i would like to lick one
Asked a girl out the other day and when she refused I challenged her to an IQ test
She hurried away, fearing my superior intellect
*stands outside your room banging on the walls like a mong*
hate normies
>>75720039
it was raining super hard and my car's a mile away from the university, qt told me she had a big umbrella and i asked if we could share but she said she was already sharing it with chad's younger brother josh. then a car drove by and soaked me
>>75720025
shouldn't beat up girls mate
*challenges you to an IQ test*
>>75719925
think you need to focus on your own country before concerning yourselves with us, myanmar
>>75720039
NEEDS to be shot down at the hands of the IRA
>>75720000
too muscular and manly m8
>>75720077
dont care
[insert lame, witless remark here]
other thread has no subject so it doesn't count right
>>75720087
more like the irgay haha
... *stands outside your room banging on the walls like a mong* ... hate normies ... 5 June 2017 ...
FUCK OFF
>>75720087
I'm fucking heem you if you hurt that qt
but yeah guys you totally showed us by leaving EU :DDDDDDDD no terorrist attacks anymore :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Can you commute to London from the Cotswolds? Been on edge ever since the recent happening, feeling the need to move away while I'm still alive.
>>75720198
>Lithuania
>>75720139
of course not
only a low iq mong would use that thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPTZuwwHng
THEY AINT LAUGHING NOW
.. Team Moose is swipe down ... Picture 5 June 2017 ...
>>75720198
balt cunt
>>75720120
me either desu thought i'd just tell the story tho
>>75720179
*challenges you to an IQ test*
playing miniclip games and every opponent is literally a non white child
future is grim lads
very depressed
>>75720269
have lots of white kids then
>>75720211
we don't want shitskins in the Cotswolds, fuck off to Essex or Kent or somewhere
>>75720278
same
don't think its worth living anymore
can't wait for the day tories ban you from this site britshits :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>75720286
I'm a white boy from the Midlands lad, came to London against my better judgement for work, been regretting it ever since and want to be in my comfy hometown where I don't constantly feel unsafe
Please stop using my other thread like its /brit/
Thx morons
who /sadiq khan/ here?
based patriotic muslim
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YzW9ZKHlqX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YzW9ZKHlqX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YzW9ZKHlqX
>>75720278
>>75720314
group hug?
>Jeremy Corbyn calls for Theresa May to resign as Prime Minister for presiding over police cuts while Home Secretary
literally straight out of the trump playbook
>>75720198
I work in a recruitment agency and we hire loads of Lithuanians to do litter picking, I understand your anger.
Miley Cyrus was by far the best performer last night
Liam Gallagher was shit because him and Noel didn't just fucking put it aside for one gig that would make kids feel better and nobody there (or anywhere) likes Liam's solo shit
you got bantered hard in the first 45 second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9DlkD2_GY8
>>75720347
What's your favourite seafood lads?
I'm a big fan of molluscs such as oysters or mussels, lobster is top tier too but not as cheap
gimmick idea: use exclusively drag queen reaction images
thoughts?
>>75720338
the guy gets loads of death threats from muslims, but the right wing mongs here think he's an extremist
>>75720358
>implying anyone watching Ariana cares about Oasis
>>75720346
so he's gonna win then
FUCKS sake lads
been posting in here
>>75719348
>>75719348
>>75719348
for 20 minutes thinking it was a /brit/ thread. wondered why it was so slow
>>75720358
>unironically watching that shit
what's wrong with you?
>click on the old bbc news bookmark
>yet ANOTHER terrorist attack
Ah yes, brilliant. Spot on. Thanks for the diversity.
since all the men in lithuania have left for western europe because lithuania is an utterly dire shithole, statistically >>75720323 is a lady so be nice to her lads
>>75720375
fish 'n chips
>>75720358
liam was universally considered to have played his best
anime
>>75720375
fish
funny how they insist these terrorists are not muslim but never claim they're not british
>>75720397
>being the one runt in work who didn't watch it the next day
nah lad
>>75720386
he's a globalist, which is an extreme position
>>75720327
you tricked me
I will never trust irishmen as much again
>>75720397
it felt significant and I like watching performances. I'd honestly never heard or seen Ariana Grande before Manchester
I will pray to every god in the world that your god forsaken island sinks
im on a seafood diet lads
see food eat food haha
>>75719794
tories are a cucked centrist party
comparing them to nazis is strange.
>>75720341
What is a 'Rorke', lads?
>>75720451
Whaeyyyyy
>>75720451
wahey!
this was actually really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj5MMLROMhM
>>75720386
>the guy gets loads of death threats from muslims, but the right wing mongs here think he's an extremist
why do you think that negates the other thing?
>>75720463
THE
BLOODY
TOYRIES
ARE
BLOODY
RAYCIST
got sad after work and drank half a bottle of whiskey. bit stupid, got work in the morning. should have just done a depression sleep.
the lithuanian isn't very good at this is he
>>75720397
Pajeet
should i cop this?
>>75720341
Caolan?
Jannie deleted my thread, fucking stupid little drumpfkin
I think I'll challenge him to an IQ test
Lads my mate has moved into a house that has its own pool.
>tories are a cucked centrist party
>comparing them to nazis is strange.
>>75720496
u won't even get drunk off that, just drink some water
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40165646
KNEW it was those damn white supremacist terrorists
help me lads
>>75720503
alri pajeet
>>75720495
i wish.
>>75720503
smooth m9
seriously though we send the worst ones to your shitty country
our parliament is literally cucking you
big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtBHfxU2wmc
I really really don't want to vote for either party lads
I'm unironically going to vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party just so I support the old democracy
reminder to vote for corbyn
janny
>>75720503
me on the right
what a spiteful, evil cunt
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-says-pleased-food-banks-10562993
>>75720540
just hit the rightmost suggestion 6 times
>>75720503
haha i do shitpost with the ladies from time to time myself
works wonders :)
hello
what are these skimpy pant thingies called and where can i buy them?
at first i thought they were boyshorts but boyshorts dont have beltloops on them/arent outer layers of clothing
please help thanks, still havent gotten an answer
>>75720532
HAHAHAHA BUTT HAHAHAHA OI BUTT HEAD AHHAAHAHAH
no wonder he went off his nut
>scotland's problem is with EMIGRATION not IMMIGRATION
>>75720503
quite good
>>75720341
so this is the power of the leftypol sweetieposters
>>75720552
Used to drink with a Lithuanian in a carpark outside poundland every Friday night of summer when I was 16
Great fun was had, he had some interesting tales
>>75720532
>>75720570
But if we didn't have food banks some people would starve!
New Woes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRyEScLg1Xc
>>75720586
good?
this is still my favourite picture ever posted on /brit/
>>75720532
>>75720552
Lithuanians are literally begging to come over here and scrub toilets and pick fruit for pennies per day. Your country is shit haha
>>75720625
Quintessentially yorkshire
>>75720625
>the north
>>75720586
not completely wrong
a lot of young, skilled scots have emigrated
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-40132396
>the state-funded corporate entity known as the B B C
flatmates are blocking the door to the balcony
fucks sake i just want a ciggy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vdtVRQF85B
this is how I imagine sweetie posters
this is the only correct choice for white males
feel sickened by my own existence
>mfw the inbred island will become a totalitarian shithole
>>75720552
Vilnius is the most depressing baltic city and that is really saying something
>>75720625
17 with a full beard
hairy bastards
>>75720664
me on the far right
>>75720663
do you just pronounce thing as fing LOL?
>>75720625
quintessential
>>75720664
Truth
did it occur to anyone in here, regardless of which part you support, there's never really more than 50 people in /brit/ at any one time. even if you shilled your candidate til the cows came home and changed everyones mind to vote for your candidate, it wouldn't even make a percentile of a percentile of difference on the electoral roll. Not a mere drop of urine into an ocean. A penny tossed into a bottomless well. Your penis in a moderately sized vagina.
The only real world effect it has is shitting everything up in that one particular thread you are posting in that will be forgotten about half hour later when a new one is made.
>>75720664
>he wouldn't marry a qt trap
>>75720687
>will
>beco
[INTERNET PRIVILEDGES HAVE BEEN DISABLED]
>>75720659
revolting
>>75720706
yes I'm a northerner
>>75720659
ask them to move
unless you're as autistic as me, in which case don't.
>>75720325
Pussyole
>Dianne Abbot's interview on Sky News today
Dear oh dear lads
dear oh dear
>>75720687
Putin is annexing you?
really want to shag a black girl
>>75720325
>Midlands
Literally irrelevant
>>75720664
got the original so i can fill mine out? :#
*goes through your call history*
who is this 'Rasheed' you keep calling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkQn1zdnToc
Twin Peakz
>>75720774
same
>>75720759
I'm sure she has some sort of mental defect
does it ever get better lads?
>>75720726
name ???
>>75720731
bender
just woke up
LOL
Lmao at this Lithuanian. Lithuanian and polish women are expendable whores. I have fucked and abused countless Lithuanian and polish women who work shitty jobs as waiters and shit over here. They have such low self esteem because they know they are lowly eastern euro whores who will never be Irish. They are so easy to abuse and manipulate, and they're usually good looking too so that's a bonus.
I'm not even joking. This is an unironic post. Their women are fucking whores who will do anything to distance themselves from their litho identity.
Diane Abbot is a tory plant working to undermine are Corbyn's rise
>>75720791
wow, they managed to gather every attractive black woman in the world in one place
>>75720798
it's always getting better
>Labour could actually win on Friday
mental desu lads
>>75720358
His new song is pretty good and it was Noels fault they didnt because he's being a little cunt, Liam's been calling him out about it all day on twitter.
constructing a wank
>>75720759
>leftypol triggered in 5...4....3....2
>>75720803
dunno, sorry
>people posting here are just selfhating pakis
really makes you think
>>75720737
i'm from sheffield and nobody that isn't a mong pronounces it fing lmao
>>75720812
I fucked a Lithuanian in Amsterdam. She was very fit.
>>75720822
VERY GOOD POST
> fell behind a week on my rent
> almost out of money
> centerlink usually comes in today
> for some reason it's coming in tomorrow
WHY DID YOU PICK THIS WEEK TO DO THAT REEEE
>>75720415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUMTNx7kOZ8
>>75720809
Kekus maximus broski xDD
>>75720838
>Tories win:
>get kiked
>get BLACKED
>get bombed
>get orwell'd
>Labour win
>get BLACKED
>get BROWNED
>get bombed
>get USSR'd
>>75720856
>sheffield
oh you CANNOT bloody talk mate
slowly becoming a national socialist lads
was already a racist nationalist but now i'm beginning to get interested in socialism
>>75720838
Survation poll shows UK PM May's Conservatives on 41.5% and opposition Labour party on 40.4% ahead of Thursday's general election
Sky leaked it early but will be released at midnight
>>75720876
covfefe
>slowly becoming a national socialist lads
>was already a racist nationalist but now i'm beginning to get interested in socialism
>>75720751
After narrowly missing getting caught up in the London Bridge attack (was in Borough Market 5 minutes before it got culturally enriched), I've just realised that I actually value my life far too much for it to end early for such a pointless cause. Been on edge since, I'd be bloody terrible in an actual war desu, bit of a coward
>>75720777
True
Gf just texted me this lads
Watching Corbyn's speech in Teesside and he is so much better than Maybot
Speaks from the heart and not cue cards
>>75720872
excellent use of redditspacing after those meme arrows there my dude
>>75720896
whaaaaaat?
source
>>75720925
he speaks from the shart more like
why are you not voting ukip lads?
>>75720879
>he thinks we won't get BROWNED under the tory reich
Haven't conversed with Alan in a while
Where is that potato headed fuck?
>>75720851
>>75720726
what's with trannies and shit cameras?
or is that a dumb question
>girl sends me photos of her in mine makeup
>i remember i have one
>send her it
>realise it's really camp
>panic that she might think i'm gay
>send her really sexually aggressive poems i've written so she doesn't think so
>she is still replying
close one thought i'd fucked up
>>75720939
Survation poll done before the London attacks, they just leaked it early on Sky News just now but it'll be officially out at midnight. They're assuming a big youth turnout though.
tories want voter ID which is the best reason to vote tory tbqh
wogs won't be voting any more hahaha
>>75720945
dumb scumbags
>>75720949
who gives a fuck, they're both awful, not even worth voting for as a lesser evil
>>75720945
would be a bit silly to vote for the uk independence party in australia
>>75720945
they're a dumb and dead meme party
>>75720945
dead irrelevant party
>>75720945
people here are retards who think anyone offering a third choice to red/blue/red/blue must be a labour shill
How's /blackgf2017/ going lads?
>>75720925
Just like Farage
the gf x
>tories win
>/brit/ is no longer on 4chan
>labour win
>britain becomes a communist country
can't decide which one is better
I had 3 warts on my right hand and 1 on my left hand
Two weeks ago I sniffed 400 euros of Colombian bam bam and the warts disappeared, I had them for years
Can an arrogant student propose an explanation? Cheers
>>75720879
>>get USSR'd
can't wait
>>75720987
voter ID is a meme policy
>>75720925
>Speaks from the heart and not cue cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVENSWFptIM
>>75720896
LABOUR AND SNP COALITION TO BEAT TORY SHIT WHEN
>>75721012
>it degrades men for all time to come
what did hitler mean by this?
finally britshits will be sinking in their own shit :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>75721012
why does the kid look asianQ
>>75720856
Lancashire > Yorkshire
>>75720532
>literally named "Butt"
Can't really blame him
>>75721087
some blacks have epicanthic folds
what a fucking joke of a country UK is...
>>75721100
and he lived in a place called "Barking"
literal cartoon character
xD
D
>>75720945
Irrelevant party and Paul Nuttall is a mong
>>75720968
He was here earlier, I pointed out how small his delts and forearms are and he scuttled off
>>75721118
>lithuania
more like shitpoogaynia LMAO
>>75721115
I've noticed west Africans often look chinky
>>75721118
export kvass please
>>75721093
wtf i hate muslims now!
>their capital is ruled by a paki
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
tfw to smart too vote
>>75721093
who wrote
>LABOUR AND SNP COALITION TO BEAT TORY SHIT WHEN
i'm sorry, are you lost? this isn't /r/unitedkingdom
>>75721140
Typical, he wouldn't confess his bench to me the last time I talked to him and claimed he never benched in his life, that he was on a rigorous plyometrics and calisthenics programme
>>75719842
Funny joke.
>>75719854
kys commie.
>>75721171
yes it is
imagine unironically being from the leftypol discord
dubs
>>75721028
>lol genocide
/pol/ tier
>>75721171
*looks around at all the reddit flags*
You sure mate?
>>75720341
Good lad x
>>75721171
it isn't /pol/ either rorke mong
I am literally laughing right now at all of you you fucking losers :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>75721232
hello leftypol discord
>>75721007
feel sorry for that mong, he's lowered his offsprings iq by about 10 and she literally looks nothing like him, nor will ever identify with him.
>>75721225
>genocide
ukrainians out
>>75721231
/pol/ hates the tories
think haitiANO might be posting under a lithuanian flag
>>75720496
>>75720686
why lol
>>75721087
the sin that is racemixing creates all sorts of abominations
i am even against racemixing of sub races such as mixing between anglos and slavs, han and mongolian, etc
Friendly reminder that we are the only developed country to see the economy grow but wages fall since 2008. Cuckservatives will literally vote to make themselves poorer.
Rorke v. Rasheed fights were infinitely more interesting than you mongs who literally only respond with "fuck off /pol/" or "fuck off leftpol" 2bh
>>75721231
hello leftypol discord
haha lads going to vote for a party with a woefully incompetent home secretary and a literal communist because i project my own convictions onto the leader of the party and assume that he'll throw them out despite him showing no indication of doing so
>>75720790
Shelly transitioned into buxom milfhood quite nicely
>tfw no leftypol bf
>>75721196
Don't care
>>75721295
>literal communist
Good Mcdonnel is are guy
>>75721263
>lol genocide
/pol/ tier
>>75721289
*votes brexit*
>>75721007
no good but there's still time
>>75721279
Hello 'tismoyank
>>75721170
http://www.unz.com/jthompson/diversity-rules/
am i a rorke or is millenial woes sleeper comfy?
>>75721291
fuck off leftypol
My heart goes out to those affected in London last night, but the post-attack blatant racism I see on facebook is disturbing.
Muslims world-wide are currently celebrating Ramadam, a sacred festival acknowledging the first revelation of the Qu'ran. During this month they focus on CHARITY and GOODWILL.
Those arseholes (whoever they were last night) WERE NOT MUSLIM.
Stop generalising a whole religious group. fs.
>>75721311
Lucy is top MILF though
>>75721291
this
you clowns are very good at entertaining me :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
had to bin the 17yo black chinese fwb desu
im here lads, what have i missed
>>75721349
hello leftypol discord
Doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxcP7TRY178
I'm here for my horny pissing session
>>75721326
i'm not liam
he's not awake yet
t. knower
>offsprings iq
>>75721368
fuck off back to discord you leftypol cunt
>>75721377
Tell him I'm coming for him
>>75721349
Why do you stalk these threads?
>>75721407
pretty fly
going to take this spider runt outside
show him what the real world is like
Doing another listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkUWTxWkcCw
>>75721410
fuck off back to discord you pol cunt
This woman is a racist and if you vote for Labour you are a racist by association
it's tragic when women take roids
monsanto are evil, glyphosates cause cancer
>>75721430
What's the most venemous spider in Germany?
>>75721425
to laugh at subhumans :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
fucking HATE tactical voters
we're always going to be in a two party system if you keep doing this shite
FUCK OFF
got my clothes on the radiator
USSR was a bit shit desu lads
>>75721437
nobody wants you here leftypol you're wasting your time and effort
>>75721442
Um I'm not a racist sweetie x
>>75721461
Not a fan of this post
Wish I lived in the USSR in the 70s
>>75721459
agreed
>>75721459
im tactically voting lib dem
>>75721460
now what?
>>75721455
>>75721427
hello leftypol discord
>>75721461
you're a bit shit
>>75721473
it sort of was though really wasnt it
>>75721470
nobody wants you here pol you're wasting your time and effort
>>75721480
Would want to live there for a couple years desu
>>75721497
now i wait until they are dry
>>75721452
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araneus
^ These guys, about as dangerous as a bee I think.
Western capitalism is a bit shit lads
>>75721514
*turns the radiator off*
hehe x
>his country hasn't transcended fptp and adopted preferential voting
heh...
how.. embarrassing.. for you
>>75721473
just piss off back to leftypol discord you worthless gimp
>>75721510
stop raiding /brit/ this is a rorke general you're literally converting nobody to labour you spaz
dorbz
>>75721480
would've preferred the GDR or Yugoslavia
>>75721480
>tfw you'll never live through the comfy Brezhnev years
>>75721338
Inshallah brother
>>75721164
theresa may isn't a paki you stupid gyppo