/cum/

>>75719725
first for BULLY THE LEAF

love Danmark
hate people who hate Danmark
simple as

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>>>75719345
>Why did he love sucking America's cock so much

What did my bf mean by this?

gay thread gay general

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/fr/

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the gf

>>75719789
I confused him with Tocqueville

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>do well in algorithms/data structures
>do well in programming competitions
>take plenty of math
>take nontrivial electives (graphics, parallel computing, compilers)
>get an internship at a local company
>build them a web application on their local domain
>graduating with a 3.5 GPA
>clean my resume up and review it with multiple people
>can't get ONE (1) fucking interview for the handful of entry level jobs I can find

I'm on a roll right now. 2 threads. Not bad

>confusing Lafayette with Tocqueville
Kys my dude

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>>do well in algorithms/data structures

>>75719863
All French are socialists and socialists aren't people

>>75719844
i see 0 projects published to github there bud

Friendly reminder that you should start interning sophomore or junior year in the field you want to enter. That way you'll have two or three years of experience out of the gate.

>>75719901
>socialists
not really. More like dirigism tier of socialism.

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>tfw never excelled in any of my subjects in school

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>>75719844
you could always work in help desk. it becomes kind of bearable over time

>>75719725
bit gay 2bh

>>75719803
Meh

Tennis girls are hottest athletes

>>75719913
I have four long projects, two of them I'm still actively developing
one is a compiler, the other is a graph generator

>>75719787
what happened

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>>75719795
i love france and french people!

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>Meh

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Why don't the USA help us in the Sahel?

>>75719844
What work experience do you have besides an internship

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>the value of my degree is proportional to it's difficulty

brainlet

>>75720027
Why did you reject mutual defense agreenenymts with the US during the Cold War

>>75719998
Man i don' like when they laugh at this kid
He's too fucking young to understand, he's just enjoying a hat. That's it.

>>75720064
>it's

>>75720066
we wanted to be stronk and shieet and not be the US's dog like the rest

>>75720038
before that I was a cashier freshman and sophomore year

list of BEST american friends (in order):
france
japan
australia
the occupied territories of alberta
ireland (shared affinity for separtist-moatived terrorist attacks against brits)
morocco

NOT FRIENDS:
perfidious albion
kraut
the imperial state of ontario

>>75720064
I'm not your bf

>>75720105
Ungrateful traitors

>>75720113
rude for the UK

>>75720137
if being liberated means being vassalized after by the US then no thanks

I've decided with all the money I've saved up I'm going to go to college and get a 2 year degree
It's time to get my life back on track

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>Status Completed
>Attempt Score 57 out of 60 points

didn't know Qatar was a protectorate of India, so Saudis can't fuck with shit

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me irl

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>>75720113

love the French, hate the Germans

>>75720178
The UK and the Lowlands weren't vassalized

>>75720245
we couldn't predict the future

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>I'm not your bf

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Reminder

Minnesota is not white

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>>75720245

>>75720304
It shouldn't have taken you 4 decades to rejoin

>>75720311
You aren't gay

I think UK are better friends than the French

But I do enjoy our relatable history with France

if you care about the future of your descendants you should marry a jewish woman

>>75720178
your already our puppet

why do we let denmark make the threads

>>75720355

BURGER'd

>>75720380

thats the goal

>>75720402
because they feel bad for me

>>75720389
because we joined NATO back and nobody followed the General

>>75720538
>>75720474
both establishment cucks

>>75720539
ily Ryan

>>75720571
after his death

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>both establishment cucks

>>75720402
my mom said i have to be nice to denmark

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The female companion just sent me this

>>75720667
left titty is bigger than the other stupid whore

what do you call someone who's generally for the establishment but thinks the establishment has room for improvement?

non-/cum/ countries who are allowed to post in /cum:
Denmark
Finland
Australia
Chile
France
non-/cum/ countries who need to fuck off:
Germany
Sweden
Haiti

>>75720667
she knows Olivia Wilde? dang

>>75720696
Radical centrist

>>75720707

forgot england under fuck off

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>>75720667

>>75720696
a moderate/centrist, i guess

>>75720696
a normal and probably boring person

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i hate school

>>>75719474
but if Canadians aren't made for bullying then why are they fun to bully?
I'm just canucking. The truth is–I have a crush on Canada. That's why I bully, so Canada will notice me. The truth has been revealed
>>75720707
>Germany
Nevadaboo is a good poster. Very doubtful that footfag is a real German.

I want a new establishment that throws socialists out of helicopters.

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>>75720707

Gonna go do some naughty things now

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>>75720860
C-can I join?

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Haiti is a shitho-

>>75720888

-le

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>>75720736
feel a little bad for brits 2bh

I know a Chinese Christian who lives in China
AMA

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California is a shithole

>>75720957

LA is a shithole*

ftfy

good post

6PM time to start drinking

>>75720955
how you doin, bud?

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Please visit Wisconsin

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Haiti isn't a shithole and is a beautiful country full of culturally rich blacks who aren't subhuman in any wa-

>>75721030

whats there to do in wisconsin besides see a puckers/booers game?

>>75721024
>not starting at noon

>>75720888
looks filthy

>>75721030
My family used to go there yearly. I liked mini-golfing, go karting, and riding the wisconsin ducks.

>>75721075
hartford is a bigger shithole than jacmel my african american friend

>>75721109
good thing I don't live in hartford :^)

Haitian voodoo is real. Shit us spooky

>>75721132
good thing i dont live in haiti

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>this half chimp subhuman thinks any shithole in Haiti is better than Detroit, let alone Hartford
Probably get that mental retardation from the nigger side of your family.

gonna practice my spanish skills by masturbating to spanish doujins

>>75721168

me on the far right in red

>>75720707
also allowed: latvia, estonia

probably allowed:
norway, iceland

also not allowed:
england (welsh, scots excluded UNLESS "effectively" anglo)

>>75721132
is clam chowder pizza as good as they say?

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Made my genetic distance map

>>75720696
an idiot

>>75721243
with regard to your haplogroup?

Being elite in 3rd world countries is extremely comfy existence, much more so than middle class in the first world

>>75721242
I like it but i've been told that my tastes are subpar by multiple people before

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>there are people that eat mud daily
>i eat mcmuffins and orange pekoe tea every morning

god damn, if I had a girlfriend, life would be juuust right

>>75721318
>comfy

You mean dangerous

This has the looks of a remarkably bad edition /cum/

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Big fan of lolis

>>75721307
No this is based off my Autosomal DNA, my specific subclade of R1b-u106 is found all over, even has pretty high numbers in Finland

>eating mcmuffins and not the superior Breakfast Jack

>>75721345
i know that feel
t. enjoyer of hot cheetos

>>75721403
I'd be interested to know how you did this, but I have to go to class

>>75721375
I dont leave the house that isnt a problem

>eating a Breakfast Jack and not the superior croissan'wich

the ghettos of connecticut are safer than the best communities in hati

>>75721307
The problem with making a y-dna map for frequencies there are like 1000 samples in ireland in Britain and then like 2 everywhere else

>>75721435
Okay I'll tell you when you return, just let me know when you're here

>>75721471
the only dangerous place in haiti is port au prince desu

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i'm such a noob at mcdonalds.

don't know jack about their menu except I had hotcakes as a kid. teach me plox.

just realized that I am actually very attractive. I'm the type girls think to be aloof and mysterious and they're are curious about me. they must wonder why a fit guy like me is so quiet and says something intelligent the few times he ever opens his mouth, and when everyone else is laughing he retains a straight face and doesn't laugh along.
I suppose I'm an unconventional chad.

>eating croissonwich and not the superior sausage, egg & cheese on english muffin

>visit conneticut
>the godfather theme starts playing

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>just realized that I am actually very attractive. I'm the type girls think to be aloof and mysterious and they're are curious about me. they must wonder why a fit guy like me is so quiet and says something intelligent the few times he ever opens his mouth, and when everyone else is laughing he retains a straight face and doesn't laugh along.
>I suppose I'm an unconventional chad.

>>75721492
it's all hati

>>75721511
are you extremely picky with women as well?

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>>75718968
my gramps was a cheese danish

gf napping in my bed as i type this

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>just realized that I am actually very attractive. I'm the type girls think to be aloof and mysterious and they're are curious about me. they must wonder why a fit guy like me is so quiet and says something intelligent the few times he ever opens his mouth, and when everyone else is laughing he retains a straight face and doesn't laugh along.
>I suppose I'm an unconventional chad.

Chick Fil A breakfast > Taco Bell breakfast > Burger King breakfast > McDonald's breakfast

>>75721496
sauage egg mcmuffin + a cheeseburger = a mc10:35
best thing ever. too bad they can't put it all together for you

>>75721558
I'm not that interested in women. My mind tends to be preoccupied with philosophical thoughts.

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>visit california
>el jarabe tapatio starts playing but is drowned out by ebonics and the sound of jews patting themselves on their backs

>>75721496
who isn't

I went there without my glasses once and told them to get me a cheeseburger and fries with a drink, and they had no idea what I was talking about

>>75721625

I've always wanted to try a 10:35

>>75721628
how do you curve women when they express interest in you or try to talk to you

do you masturbate?

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>preoccupied with philosophical thoughts.

quebec. stop.

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>be conneticut
>be 1/20th the size of California
>have only .3% less jews

im an unconventional chad too

>>75721693
its not bait hes actually probably that full of himself

>>75721642
i literally asked for one and had to explain it
turns out they can't put it together for you. had to buy a mcmuffin and a burger and do it myself
shit service

the seat of my chair is breaking through and I'm using an old shirt tied around it to hold it together

>>75721704
35,000 > 3% > 6,000

tfw no gf

>>75721660
Women seem to be intimidated by me. I've caught several just staring at me with catatonic expressions on their faces. And only to 2D, my mind has transcended the primal fixation on 'real' women.

*sharts*

>>75721806
post chad chan kun

Real talk why is prostitution illegal? The main argument seems to be "muh human trafficking" and "muh womyns rights" but the only reason these are problems in the first place is because having it be an illegal industry fosters such illegal activity; men (pimps and johns alike) abuse prostitutes because they know they can get away with it, they know there's no legal recourse the women can take by the very nature of their work. You make legal prostitution with rules and regulations in place like any other profession and suddenly all the street pimps either go legit or go out of business. What's the fucking issue here?

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>my mind has transcended the primal fixation on 'real' women.

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>>75721822
proof that I am very attractive for the record.

>catatonic

>>75721824
>Real talk why is prostitution illegal?
christian morality

>>75721824
prostitutes should be smacked

being a feminist is about masturbating to gay anime

>>75721704
are you an idiot?

>>75721860
It's a blank and stupid expression. How else should I describe it? An in a state of sexual fantasy expression?

>>75721859
andy the algerian used that website

i think youre an ugly cunt

>>75721833
real women are a meme
with a quick search I can find the 2D woman of my dreams and take in every detail of her, and live out an elaborate fantasy inside my head for as long as I live without any drawbacks

>>75721824

its degenerate and sets a horrible example for what a woman can choose as a career

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>real women are a meme
>with a quick search I can find the 2D woman of my dreams and take in every detail of her, and live out an elaborate fantasy inside my head for as long as I live without any drawbacks

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>>75721889
>tfw

>>75721906
And I think you're some kind of jelly skelly. There's no point in arguing with you, I have more significant things to think about.

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If something is our property we should, by definition, have the right to use, sell or do away with it as we please. Since prostitution is illegal, it could be argued that our bodies are not our own property.

>>75721963
Im not jealous, women find me attractive too i just want proofs. Ive posted my face here and some of you sad autists wanted a timestamp because you didnt believe me

>>75721994
WE ARE SLAVES TO THE ZIONIST CAPITALIST MATRIARCHY

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>>75721954
You literally can't prove me wrong

it seems the PA lads are here

>>75722039
bc and pb aren't here

>>75722039
one of the leaves here called me "penny"
still mad about that

>>75721863
Then why is gay marriage and abortion legal?
>>75721877
*tip*
>>75721908
>sets a horrible example for what a woman can choose as a career
So what? If cute girls want to be prostitutes, I got no problem with that. More for the rest of us plus it'll make regular women less slutty imo since they'll see less value in sleeping around a lot when other women are doing the same and getting paid for it. Capitalism will keep the uggos out, and that's the majority of the population right there.

>>75721994

it just shouldnt be an everyday OK thing

its a sleazy, immoral practice, and it should be viewed and treated as such.

*left headphones near computer fan*
>tfw cozy earholes

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>More for the rest of us plus it'll make regular women less slutty imo since they'll see less value in sleeping around a lot when other women are doing the same and getting paid for it. Capitalism will keep the uggos out, and that's the majority of the population right there.

>>75722111
sex workers have no voice when it comes to legislation

there was a womens and gay rights movement in america

>>75721994
that's a good point

>>75722111

>it'll make regular women less slutty imo since they'll see less value in sleeping around a lot when other women are doing the same and getting paid for it.

no, that teaches you can have an easy fall back if you dont try hard enough. You could be an incredibly successful prostitute and make a lot of money, that doesnt mean you should

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>>75722019
Dondon, Pocolin, Donpocolin.
I'm not idiotic enough to post my face here. This isn't /soc/, anyhow. Pardon me, I have contemplating to do.

i am opposed to legal prostitution simply because i think it would benefit women

i am opposed to women

>>75722204
>that doesnt mean you should
But why not?

It enters your veines
It enters your soul
It tries to obsess you
It looks for defaults
Try not to lose not to lose control
Try not to lose not to lose control

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the slut girl

>>75722292
C'était toujours la même chose tu sais. J'étais dans une capsule. Et après quelques semaines.

>>75722207
>I'm not idiotic enough to post my face here.
nothing bad would happen unless youre ugly you lying schmuck

>>75722318
yummy. source?

>>75722229
would probably benefit men more, no?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8zlzLVfqDM

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>>75722075
HAIL

>>75722377
doesn't matter as long as im harming women

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>>75722343
I wonder why you're so desperate to see a pic of me. Well, here you go *cough* faggot *cough*

>>75722386
he looks like a fat version of bert wtf

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>>75722386

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>doesn't matter as long as im harming women

>>75722440
whats with the weird filter? and you dont the facial structure for chad status im sorry

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>>75722441
He was probably going for that buff Bain look. As another poster said, he was probably trying to achieve the look the guy in the white polo has, but his belly:arm ratio is all mucked up
>>75722451
too many pennsylvanian women look like your pic. we need more pic related

>>75722409
based

>>75722508
me on the right

fedora posters have no self-awareness

Those macaroni salads you can buy at Walmart that are generally bought for BBQ have an amazing food:money ratio, why did nobody tell me of these sooner

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>fedora posters have no self-awareness

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>fedora posters have no self-awareness

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>fedora posters have no self-awareness

>>75722554
who the fuck eats just macaroni salad for a meal

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>tfw you are on computer with no fedora pics

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>>75722409

>>75722622
oh my FRIGGING G*d consider this pic stolen
>>75722409
>>75722531
>>75722660
How is the mid atlantic so powerful/based

>>75722529
idk, that haircut
looks like she fell into a woodchipper

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>>75722505
Did you think that was actually me? Although whoever that guy is, he's fairly handsome as well.

>>75722720
poofter

>>75722622
not >tips ghidorah

>>75722644
poor people (me)

>>75722747
sorry, i didn't know hedorah was canon

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>>75722704
don't you agree though that poles gave PA an excess of endowed blonde women like ur pic? we need more women with brown hair/brown eyes
>>75722747
t b h ghidorah would just not look like a hat
t b h you are right, godzilla is being an idiot by putting hedorah over his head while it's in flying/toxin-releasing form

What's wrong with wearing a fedora?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HwLOGuqtOY

Pretty good?

>>75722811
Nothing is wrong, it just got memed into a very negative image. Back in the day tons of men wore it and it looked very sharp. I think it's because a lot of men today don't pair a fedora well with the rest of their get ups, and when they do, they stick out like try hards in a society that has accepted James Dean's t shirt and jeans as the fashion norm

terrorism is not a legitimate problem

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>What's wrong with wearing a fedora?

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>>75722801
>we need more women with brown hair/brown eyes
they exist but they don't look that good
(although amish market in bristol makes gr8 burgers)

*smacks pussy on cam*
*gets paid*
awwww thank youuuuu <3<3 anon-sama :***

How do you legally define prostitution anyway?
If I take a girl out on a date and pay for her meal and she has sex with me afterward couldn't that technically be prostitution in the eyes of the law?

>>75722906
t. muslim

>>75722944
far left looks dignified

i'd make her my wife

>>75722981
t. CNN

>this place is full of canadians and an arrogance
>and the things I've witnessed had to be seen to be believed
>it's a literal fact that all the girls here think about courting, beer and movies

FUCK OFF RIEMANN SUM

>>75723009
i like far-right
she looks like the GoT grill that fucked samwell

>>75722944
I think it really depends. Some of the most beautiful women I've known have been brown hair + brown eyes. I also like brown hair + blue eyes a lot which is far more common. Do you prefer blondes?

I always tell myself I like one kind of woman, then I meet another that flips that notion on its head.

Lots of people are moving into lower Bucks and the Amish market is getting crowded af to go to. I'm not exaggerating, you cannot find a parking space anymore sometimes (at least the one I went to)

Will jeans and t-shirts ever go out of style or has fashion finally plateau'd at the optimal combination of simplicity and function?

I really, really want to travel back in time to ArcheAge's release so I can enjoy the sweet, incredible addiction to something that I've never felt before, for one entire month. Right before the developers obliterated the game.

>>75723071
jeans + tshirt is peak

>their manners were so awful
>they did nothing but criticize england the whole time
>i was simply bristling with patriotism
>how dare those yanks come here and run my country down

need a catholic wife

>>75723071
jeans are so comfy

>>75723071
Good question, but nobody can really predict it. Maybe if we become more stable/wealthy/utopian we will reach some kind of Deus Ex-esque cultural shift and see more elaborate fashion.

That would honestly be nice. Yoga pants are hot for obvious reasons, but it's cool to see women explore with fashion.

>>75723114
are you willing to sacrifice your sunday mornings for her?

>>75723061
shes got a fucked up face

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>>75723014

>the value of freedom is not realized untill it is lost

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUTRUN MY GUN

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FIX

THESE BROKEN WINGS

Not interested in marriage.

I will cryogenically preserve the woman I love, so she can stay young forever.

>>75723202
>letting your would-be wife cuck you with chadbot3000 long after you die
wew

>>75723169
the gym teachers blasted that song in class several times. it's like they didn't even listen to the lyrics
>>75723089
MW2 in the first few months of release. Holy shoot that was some fun
>>75723202
I've heard some really rich people have cryo'd themselves, and expect the people in the future to figure how to dethaw them without killing them

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Going to slowly replace myself with robotic parts until it's a Ship of Theseus type situation going on

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This is where muh kin live

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>>75723065
>Do you prefer blondes?
Not, not really. I used to hate blondes in junior high/high school. They were all dumb Irish girls with the name Rachael. I don't mind them anymore, but my ideal is an Audrey Hepburn-type (with the accent and everything).
>Lots of people are moving into lower Bucks and the Amish market is getting crowded af to go to. I'm not exaggerating, you cannot find a parking space anymore sometimes (at least the one I went to)
The one next to the electronics recycling plant? Yeah, I'm surprised how popular it is. All the guys look suave af too, with their Amish vests and beards.

finland is so based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_36yNWw_07g

>>75723311
cletusville

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>>75723332
Huh, a lot of the blondes in my area are polish.

I don't really know if I have an ideal type because I can just think of so many attractive women of any type. Whichever ones like me lmao


WE ARE 2 POPULAR WE ARE GETTING GENTRIFIED

*walks into thread with a chad stride*
'sup bitches, bow down'

>>75723311
Are you a negro?

thinking i might have to go drive inebrited to pick up my stuff lads

>>75723501
delete this

>>75723518
if you murder someone i hope you're raped in jail

>>75723491
*heems your rippling white asshole*

>>75723518
you'll be fine

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>>75723374
More like the Real America™

>>75723460
>WE ARE 2 POPULAR WE ARE GETTING GENTRIFIED
I think you're fine. I went to give a presentation on 3d printing at Bristol High School (as part of a STEAM thing for my college) and it's still grody af.

>>75723518
not the best idea bud
but i've done it some many times i shouldn't talk

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>>75723508
pic related

>>75723518
drive really fast so if you crash you don't have to live with the consequences

>>75723588
thanks raviolli
not very bad anwyay been awhile since i drank just tired

>>75723577
the real america is in the northeast

>>75723460
if it makes you feel better i would never move to penisylvania

>>75723577
Where do you see this map? I want to get a screenshot of California to make fun of Californians with

>>75723634
*throws ur keys into a sewer drain

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>>75723649
>Real America™
>not the part that identifies as American

>>75723634
you'll be alright then
just don't want anything to happen to my calgary-kun

My ancestors were Normans who cucked the dirty Anglos.

>>75723619
>forgets New England puritan
what the fuck he is like the best one
>>75723579
NO. I will accept any explanation to justify leaving

>>75723654
do you like maine
>>75723697
someone pls post 2010 map

>>75723675
http://forebears.io/surnames
i think

>>75723697
dumbos who cant remember their heritage because it was washed from their memories in moonshine and roadkill dinners

>>75723675
http://forebears.io/surnames/
Click on the USA for the surname breakdown

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>>75723711
no, the 2010 map has too many consolidations (like grouping scandies and finns)

the northeast is the light on the hill
dirigo an shieet

Is it true some americans think the pope christian?

>>75723693
rude

>>75723705
thx bb
think i still might be drunk tho

also our new twonies loo fucked up

gonna make the next thread
hehehehe

>>75723763
*licks ur fork while ur making thread
hehehe

>>75723733
And where do I go to click on USA? I don't see a map unless I search a surname.

>>75723752
>New York, California, New Jersey, Florida, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts
Some kinda Jewish name?

>>75723711
>NO. I will accept any explanation to justify leaving
You can leave because it's grody. Although, the houses around the school looked really quaint and comfy

>>75723761
he's not?

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>>75723800
Oh wait, those are the county names for Tennessee not the most common surname

SOMEONE ELSE MAKE A NEW THREAD DON'T LET THAT FUCKING ADDITION PLUS SIGN MAKE IT

>>75723762
i used to have a bunch of those old candian two dollar coins. sold every one i had
how did they fuck it up

>>75723825
nope. oirish

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not sure what I expected

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>>75723800
You have to search a name to see it's break down, for example. :^)

>>75723898
>>75723898
NEW
>>75723898

>>75723711
I like it it's still a flyover state though

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>>75723870
>how did they fuck it up
le two dollars xDDDD