>small talk a scandinavian >he has a mental breakdown

>ask an american for the time
>he gives me a face full of grapeshot

>invite American over at my place
>takes off his shoes and put them in the fridge

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Your average conversation with a Norwegian

>>75717763
Should have built up an immunity with .22 before you came here

>take dna test with american
>he has a mental breakdown

>invite and American to Spain
>he claps when the airplane lands

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>short walk with an american
>they have a shart attack and die

>have some cheeky banter with an american
>he sues me

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>fat talk an american
>he has a cardiac arrest

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>>75717985
>>75717863
>>75717911

>>75717725

>Small talk with a frenchman
>His arabic is better than mine