/brit/

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/balt/

>posting your shit thread early

reddit

21 posts early you fucking cunt

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me and my buoy freend

*peers into /brit/*

SMASHED AND SLAMMED BRITISH BULLY "RORKIE" BY TOADLINE(TM)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPAMmwp07hY


Based Richard

>>75714450
what?

>>75714381
me on the top left

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radical centrist

>>75714414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdjBtw-XbE

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You can wave an ISIS flag about and argue your support for them on camera with impunity, but don't dare tweet a joke about a bin lorry in Glasgow

dude japanese cartoons lmao

>>75714517
Not a blonde girl, discarded without watching

One of the London Bridge attackers was literally in a Channel 4 documentary about Jihadis in the UK. It's called British Jihadis, it was on Netflix when I watched it some months back.

Imagine that. Our mainstream media following these literal terrorists about, documenting them on our streets, for the entire country to see. And he is still able to go on and blow up innocent people, walk around the general public. I fucking hate this country

business idea: tax the rich 100%, give it to the poor until theyre rich then tax them again

evacuate immediately

are there any actual gimmicks created by /brit/?

Hate racists

Love free speech for Muslims

>>75714623
there's loads. seent em at gimmickcon

>>75714623
I've created many myself, some of the most well-known and widely spread /brit/ gimmicks find their origin in my posts

>>75714558

Iktf

Thank God I'm a JF and can leave the sinking ship without leaving a land my people have created and shaped for hundreds and hundreds of years.

Feel bad for Londoners, Brummies, Mancs etc.

>>75714623
loads, check the archives

anyone remember the cuckio meme

both ded threds

remember when that bin lorry absolutely crushed all of that scottish rubbish

>>75714547
bit gay

might go to bed early and get a proper nights sleep for once tbqhwyl

>>75714685
No because anything Scottish tends to be underwhelming and unremarkable

my gf dishing out a beating
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=838_1496668533

Anyone got that Rasheed webm where he talks about ISIS with a cheeky smile?

have absolutely no idea what the cuckio meme is

>>75714685
I remember when gazza did the same thing at euro 96

>>75714497

he's actually pretty reasonable in this. agree with his view

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Jobe interview tomorrow lads. Even includes a written assessment.

>>75714772
yea

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anime

>>75714381
I think I'm more a bizaro rasheed

Like Nawaz and Ataturk

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>>75714799

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>>75714516

>>75714799
good luck lad

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>>75714450

anyone got that webm of that kid in school hatin' foreners

>>75714799
sounds terrible

>>75714840
*presses the right one*

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>>75714772

This one?

>>75714766
hot

>>75714843
yea

>>75714860
so tolerant x

>>75708439
who are you quoting xD

P A R T

A N D

P A R C E L

>>75714829
why do people post this as an insult when the guy in the picture is 100% correct?

piss and poocel

richard spencer is a top lad

>>75714852
desu it's a pretty non-runt job (Quality control at a blood/diagnostics lab) if I get this I'll be over the moon.

>>75714839
cheers lad

Determined to read the collected works of Jung

>>75714950
that does sound good
hope it goes well

pooiss and pissoocel

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>>75714799
Had a group interview for a marketing firm once. Had to compete infront of three people from the company and the other potential hires in a mock sales pitch. One of most demeaning things Ive done in my life 2bh. Got hired though, ty based ENTP bullshitting super powers

You know when your washing your arse in the shower, you lad every slip a cheeky finger up there?

What's Aisha' new Twitter?

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See you in the next one, lads.

how many islamic attacks have occurred in tokyo, seoul, buenos aires?
none cause there's no muslims in those places
>b-but those countries didn't bomb them!
neither did the christians living in egypt, the azidis living in iraq, the druze in syria, and countless others targeted for attacks by muslims

the problem is islam

>>75715073
Ya I check for prostate cancer n that

>>75715081
@commies4bbc

>Mr Trump took issue with the mayor's statement in the aftermath of the attack, when he said: "Londoners will see an increased police presence today and over the course of the next few days. No reason to be alarmed."
>The US president responded: "At least 7 dead and 48 wounded in terror attack and Mayor of London says there is 'no reason to be alarmed!'"
>The mayor's spokesman earlier on Monday made clear that he was telling Londoners not to be worried about the increased presence of armed police officers in the city.

Hmm. Dont like Trump anymore, seems like a bit of a dick move.

>>75715081
no good asking me i dont know either

>>75714911
D E C I E T F U L
M I S Q U O T E

>>75715081
posted in the discord

>>75714980
you'd be better served reading buddhist or stoic works

even nietzche would be better

>>75715131
tell us something you do know

>>75715129
I think people have every right to be alarmed.

why do americans pronounce niche at nitch?

>>75715235
>at
*as

>>75715114
yes yes there's 30 to 40 official mosques in japan but japan has no muslims

>>75715202
doxxable info that is

>>75715235
Because they're bellends

>>75715254
just dropped you a text pal

Where's the runt options

>>75715235
because we're not gay crypto frenchmen like the english

Watching a film lads

considering revealing its identity in a couple of hours but I don't know why I should considering the poor reception the last one received

going to take acid to explore the collective unconscious for the benefit of all mankind

>>75715245
this funnied me

Recommend me some good violin music. JewTube links welcome.

really drunk haha

>>75715217
at the fact there are armed police walking around? nah.

kahn wasnt saying 'dont be alarmed at being murdered', he was just talkimg about the extra police presence. trump took him out of context to imply the former.

Don't fancy progressing at all in life. Jobs? Hate em. Simple as. Qualifications? Not a fan.

>>75715312
how do you pronounce lieutenant?

>>75715312
no no, instead you're crypto spaniards

>>75715327
Don't usually like reddit mêmes but this one did make me laugh for a while

>>75715345
managed to operates a fucking computer and type this message though, prick.

>>75715072
>demeaning
It sounds awful, but how was it demeaning?

>>75715273
there's 12 mosques in japan

at least get your numbers right, rachid

>>75715315
going to call it shite again regardless

>>75715312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nDJjkqpfh7

>>75715328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzJA1xQxTCU

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greetings traveller

>>75715328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKd0VII-l3A

>>75715328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi5Id2ZYWEg

>>75715353
>at the fact there are armed police walking around? nah.
Of course they do, you fucking ape. There's only ever one reason in modern times why they are.

>music made before 2005
haha nah ill pass on that on

>>75715386
>According to japanfocus.org, as of 2009 there were 30 to 40 single-story mosques in Japan plus another 100 or more apartment rooms set aside for prayers in the absence of more suitable facilities. 90% of these mosques use the 2nd floor for religious activities and the first floor as a halal shop (Imported food; mainly from Indonesia and Malaysia), due to financial problems, as membership is too low to cover up the expenses. Most of these Mosques have only a capacity of 30 to 50 people.
but japan has 0 muslims? why are you moving goalposts?

>>75715361
loo-ten-int

it makes NO SENSE to pronounce it leftenant

>>75715328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JktNRlNTfMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixob0q_QAY0

>>75715400
screeching incoherantly

>>75715449
t. crypto-frenchman

diversity4israel

>>75715449
English rarely makes sense. See: ghoti

It's still pronounced Leff-ten-ent

>>75715376
muscle memory bro

>>75715449
Apparently the original pronunciation of lieu was lev from French or something.

English and languages doesn't have to make sense mate.

You pronounce buoy as boo-ee so you can fuck right off you wanking cunt.

>>75715400
HOWLING

I have to say, I'm with the yank on this one. Lieutenant is pronounced wrong in English

what's something like nazbol/strasserism but not as radical?

>>75715320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszMyQpI3_s

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>>75715400

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>pol thinks the terrorist attack a false flag by the 'deep state'

Sort of offended but mostly confused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4V6HYiuIns

>>75715534
oops >>75715328

BELLOWING

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>>75715460
>>75715413
>>75715401
>>75715408

heh... to easy runts

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Lads

>>75715400
snorting violently

tinder keeps fucking deleting messages
piece of fucking shit

>>75715613
a bomb in the middle of that
corr

>>75715613
what

>>75715613
>preaching to labour safe seat

Ah yes.

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OFF WITH THEIR HEADS
http://dwpexamination.org/forum/newsreel/tory-plant-on-fridays-question-time/

>>75715552
>Muslims on pol thinks the terrorist attack a false flag by the 'deep state'

ftfy

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>one love manchester to remember the manchester terorrist attack

>there was another terrorist attack in between manchester and the concert

>>75715613
what are you waiting for?
go campaign with them, be a part of the Momentum (tm)

>>75715552
>Completely ignoring the fact that people working in the "deep state" are overwhelmingly patriots and would never let this happen

>>75715607
>hehe I tricked them into posting violin music like I asked,.....

>>75715567
some old woman got attacked and killed by 2 bull mastiffs here yday

Could heem every last one you cunts.

bbc documentary about bill cosby being a sex pest is about to start desu

normies are STILL in the living room and kitchen

need my clothes dried by tomorrow which isnt going to happen at this rate

>>75715657
So do we ignore the question he asked because it doesn't apply to him?

if you listen to violin music your odds of being a pretentious little poncey bender increases 100%

>"It is a remarkable fact that, with few exceptions, most Muslim scholars…in the intellectual sciences have been non-Arabs, thus the founders of grammar were Sibawaih and after him, al-Farsi and Az-Zajjaj. All of them were of Persian descent they invented rules of (Arabic) grammar. Great jurists were Persians. Only the Persians engaged in the task of preserving knowledge and writing systematic scholarly works. Thus the truth of the statement of the prophet (Muhammad) becomes apparent, 'If learning were suspended in the highest parts of heaven the Persians would attain it"…The intellectual sciences were also the preserve of the Persians, left alone by the Arabs, who did not cultivate them…as was the case with all crafts…This situation continued in the cities as long as the Persians and Persian countries, Iraq, Khorasan and Transoxiana (modern Central Asia), retained their sedentary culture."
sunni muslims = dumb dumbs

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New series of Big woman teacher is self-indulgence to gangbang to students! Jcup female teacher · JULIA is, would have been the object of desire Big is therefore from students. Wheel at the intimidation by ... classroom is Tsurekoma in physical education warehouse ... infirmary ...

>>75715708
Part and Parcel of having flatmates.

>>75715717
I'm a scruffy working class povvo Northerner mate. Would obliterate your rectum if you said that to my face.

>>75715613
like flies to shit

>>75715657
always funny to see bitter povvos grasp at anything they can

>>75715778
bit gay

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lsd

Just had absinthe for the first time lads

Actually not too bad

Business Idea: Invent a word, put it on Urban Dictionary and upvote it with multiple accounts, then use it constantly in everyday conversation online as if it's a normal, everyday word until it's in the real actual dictionary

>>75715730

Muhammad ibn Zakariyā Rāzī (865 – 925 AD) was a Persian physician, alchemist, chemist, philosopher, and scholar.

>If the people of this religion [Islam] are asked about the proof for the soundness of their religion, they flare up, get angry and spill the blood of whoever confronts them with this question. They forbid rational speculation, and strive to kill their adversaries. This is why truth became thoroughly silenced and concealed

>>75715711
Ummm what question? 0 hour contracts are good now? One should want flexible hour contracts not 0 hour contracts.

business idea: pop my bollox in a bear trap

>>75715747
go back to /b/

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>house mates in the kitchen again
i need to wash some dishes ffs

have leftypol gone to bed?

>>75715717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aPJHYpyfV0

even this?

>>75715732
one of my favourite gimmicks

another one is the lad who posts reviews of customers written by prostitutes

>>75715747
alri

Just a thought! Why don't Man Utd & Man City play a charity match with all proceeds going to the family's of those who were murdered in the Manchester Bombing. Each player can also have a victims name on his back 22 Players 22 Names. Don't just share this post copy and paste it and see we can make this happen.

>>75715817
Had it once. Nightclub gave me a free one on my birthday. Came with a sugarlump on fire or something. Don't remember much after that.

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>>75715831
same but need to get my washing out the machine and dry it for tomorrow

>>75715799
It's only gay if you take it.

>>75715839
>dewy balfa
bit too foreign for my taste
shan't be listening to it

just wanted to say

>>75715822
this gimmick is old and not particularly funny and never really was. i also suspect there's only one person using it. /gimmick review

can hear my autistic flatmate pacing his room and putting his ear to the door to see if we've left the kitchen yet

>>75715702
fake news fuck off

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just arranged a smoke sesh for tonight

>>75715679
They seem to think its an elaborate plot to increase government surveillance and lock up innocent citizens in FEMA camps

God I fucking hate /pol/

Rorke and Rasheed are possibly my favourite /brit/ inventions 2bh

>>75715889
gimmick reviewer

what do you think of the housemates in the kitchen gimmick which is starting to take off

>>75715867
I can see how you could get wandered from it, doesn't taste it's strength

>>75715821
Labour want to scrap them entirely yet some feel they benefit them.

Aren't Labour supposed to be a party of the working man?

NEED to do the dishes. Nobody using the kitchen, I live alone. Just can't be arsed with it.

>>75715909
wasn't one of the attackers on saturday rasheed?

>>75715702
Thats the same filename as the other day when you posted it and it was explained to you that its a decietful headline taken out of context

just how much of a dishonest, agendapushing cunt are you?

>>75715938
Know what you mean la

>>75715897
shall be informing the rozzers of your plans

the flatmates are literally playing a card game or something

i reckon they're doing this just to spite me 2bh.

>>75715889
Yes. Another shit gimmick along with the "love pints" and "Need a..." one.

What does One Love even mean?

Gonna be honest. I have no idea what a zero hour contract is.

business idea: wash lazy people's dishes

is this image of sadiq being posted multiple times
or am i going insane
am i tim

LEAVE ME ALONE

started trying to build a house of cards just to spite my spastic housemate hahaha fucking hate the freak

how come everyone and their grandmas is able to do a cide but i cant
hate it

>>75715959
they've got bigger fish to fry la', we're all white

>muh zero hour contracts
both labour and the tories are wrong
zero hour contracts are in theory a good idea, but they are abused quite a bit by employers
they should be heavily regulated

>>75715983
Hello billionaire

>>75715966
Join in you spaz

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business idea
kill myself out of sheer frustration that i can't change the opinions of completely retarded /pol/tards because ill just get shouted down by their stupid mob mentality

mummy made sure i learnt to do chores so i could be self-sufficient and not a repulsive little slug who wont even do his own dishes

PART

>>75715925
gimmicks often have a shaky start and are met with opposition, these ones are usually bad gimmicks. if you push it long enough it'll probably stick, but it's not a very good or creative gimmick. /gimmick review

>>75716047
I just want to wash my dishes and go to sleep.

i ate mackarel tonight and my room is smelling because these selfish iditos won't let me use the kitchen

>>75716062
ah yes

they're watching telly now
guess I shan't be going out tomorrow. no clean clothes to wear

>>75715983
Just like saying they'll give you work when they want, there's no minimum hours or anything.

>tory and UUP coalition
gonna crease when it happens

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>>75715978
It means everyone put one finger in the air, the established sign of ISIS and other fundamentalist Islamic groups, in memory of the victims of the Manchester bomb. Dunno who did that, but saying "One Love" and showing solidarity with ISIS should sort it.

>part and parcel of living in a great, global city is you’ve got to be prepared for these things


not in Tokyo or Shanghai Sadiq. Wonder why.

le part and parcel paki

>>75715967
shit gimmicks are part and parcel of /brit/
simple as

>>75715817
m8 gave me a small shot of some he had. was anxious about taking it given its rep and literally panicked upon swallowing it thinking it was going to melt my esophagus or some shit

we weren't even drinking that night or anything so dunno why we even bothered with it. only had one shot so didn't really do anything to me. kind of same as the first time I did coke. just nothing

>>75716110
>tokyo

sarin gas attack?

>>75716076
I'm fairly sure poleaboo used to behave like this when he was flatting
Sort yourself out

just whapped the telly on to barricade my autistic housemate in his room, can hear him crying ahaha

fucking hate the cunt

>>75716110
Seoul too

>>75715822
>bollox

That isn't how you spell it mate

>>75716061
>everybody look at me i can clean a plate
Want a medal?

>>75715959

personal weed use is de facto legal now, police can't be arsed

>>75716110
>you dont have to be prepared for terrorism in Tokyo
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMM

>>75716101
dont hurt me i'm from leftypol
i'm here to make sure evil racists like may dont stop you bringing your brothers over

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Is there anything more essential /brit/core than Bottom?

>>75716130
That only happened once lad.

>>75716142
You have to be prepared for nuclear war if you live in seoul...

>>75716130
that was one time, wasn't islam but some other ridiculous cult

>>75715967
love pints is a good gimmick. it was met with little to no opposition, and picked up very quickly, with everyone including JF's adopting it within the mere period of a few days. The gimmick has grown since it's conception, and now can be used to span many love's and hate's in a single, informative post. /gimmick reveiw

can you use modafinil as a preworkout

weed is reddit tier

>>75716175
*does a double take*

>>75716175
why do I keep seeing this image

>>75716173
Okay, maybe a couple of other small incidents when they were testing out the stuff. But the group got utterly shafted in the end.

Perth is the safest major city in the world

>>75716174
nah, no way, only the artillery

maybe in some years, Trump will take care of it before that happens though

Doing a think

The ol' 'tism has played up badly several times today. Made a right tit of myself ://

need someone to kill me
cant even kill myself

>>75716175
Can anyone explain what exactly gets rorke so worked up about this?

>Labour politician says capitals 'have got to be prepared' for attacks like New York bombing

surely it's a good thing that politicians and people in power are preparing for terrorist attacks? don't you want police and emergency services to be prepared for things that are likely to happen?

>>75716214
originally a poltard posted it and got tons of replies of people explaining why its a bullshit headline taken out of context

now this lad here is reusing the gimmick in the hope of a modest but sustainable (You) harvest

simple as

>tfw can hear them
>they're all around the dinner table laughing and joking with each other
>tfw my room is stinking of mackarels

:(

>>75716229
>major city
>population 47k

kek

In Prague lol

What am I like

Tim Farron has said "people not politicians" should have the final say over the terms of Brexit

>>75716175
/Pol/ is raiding us. Fuck off you cunts.

Oldest guy at work asked me what I was reading, said I was reading Jung and got a blank stare in return.

>text the mother asking if she wants dinner
>"don't bother, i'll be home later. there's chicken that needs eating. can you prep it for me?"
>cut up chicken, marinade it
>21:13pm and mother is still not home, and i haven't eaten since 9:30am this morning

sick of this waiting shite, might neck a benzo and go to bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIXw-3H48yU

>>75716295
alri 'ftypol

Pol fuck off

>>75716267
It implies that terrorist attacks just happen, they come from nowhere, none of this could have been forseen, they're not at all the result of specific policies that have been put in place over the years, there's nothing at all that can be done to stop this shit happening

nope, part and parcel, learn to live with it you proles

>>75716196
>love pints is a good gimmick.
Not really. It's spammed to fuck by sad acts without an original, creative thought and no one responds or laughs at it.

And the only JFs that adopt it are they weirdo teaboo benders that infest this place desperate to fit in.

How often is it used outside of /brit/ and /int/?

>>75716267
They deliberately misinterpret it as meaning "people *dying* is part and parcel of city life so i dont care about it"

if they hadnt cropped out the first paragraph of that article it would be obvious its a misquote but theyre not above a little deciet to push their agenda

>>75716267
He said living with attacks was "part and parcel" of life in a big city.

People take offence because he suggests that you should treat people being blown up like you would a cancelled train or a tramp asking for money. An inconvenience, rather than a fucking life changing/destroying trauma

>>75716295
>>75716321


Leftypaki you're fooling no one.

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>Oldest guy at work asked me what I was reading, said I was reading Jung and got a blank stare in return.

i have a dominican aunt who is incredibly dumb and she shouldnt be allowed to own a cat.

>cat is old as shit
>she clips the cats claws too deep and clips its nailbed
>cat has fallen out of their window before, 4 floors high, lucky it didn't get hurt
>feeds it awful food, its had allergic reactions to the food she gives it
>recently sprayed detangling shit in the cats hair, cat got very sick the following day

its like shes trying to kill it

>>75716306

DYEL

>>75716318
does he know he's being recorded

Sitting in a youth hostel bar on my own

Just a thought! Why don't Man Utd & Man City play a charity match with all proceeds going to the family's of those who were murdered in the Manchester Bombing. Each player can also have a victims name on his back 22 Players 22 Names. Don't just share this post copy and paste it and see we can make this happen.

>>75716306
check out mr fancy pants here with his chicken "marinades"

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Got this pic of the lovely Alison Brie in my wallpaper rotation, and it gave me a little giggle to see a tiny Russell Brand poking up there behind the barrier.

>>75716306
How middle class are you?

>>75716357
tragic

>>75716346
he probably thinks jung is a nazi docotor

anyone want to suck my dick in berlin?

>>75716291
Thought we already did. Do we have to tell him again?

>>75716267

It's an admission of defeat

Take the piss

Pol OUT

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>>75716340
HE DIDNT FUCKING SAY THAT
REEEEEEEEE

HE SAID *TAKING PRECAUTIONS AGAINST ATTACKS* ARE PART AND PARCEL

THE QUOTE IS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT FOR SHITTY CLICKBAIT REASONS


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone tell pol to fuck off

anyone in paris would be ok with choking me to death?

>'Pakis are part and parcel of living in the UK' - Rashiq Khan

>>75716357

fascinating please tell me more
*walks off and bums somebody else*

>>75716415
>>75716415
>>75716415


new


>>75716415
>>75716415
>>75716415

>>75716424
on my way now

>>75716382
It is a bit

If I get drunk does that make it better? Annoys me listening to these cunts with their "travel" stories when I've done more than any of them

wow I can't believe Sadiq Khan wants to support the police in London??? what a blooming paki!

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fuck off /pol/

>>75716368
fun fact about alison brie: shes the only true 10/10 medical science has ever known

>>75716403
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/new-york-explosion-sadiq-khan-says-terror-attacks-are-part-and-parcel-of-life-in-a-big-city-a3347891.html

How come so called "rorkes" hate muslims so much and get so worked up about muslims because they occasionally kill people in high profile attacks but probably mention black people ten times less often despite the fact they kill more people through lower profile murders than muslims ever do

>>75716273
used to be like this first year at uni and hated it so committed to change next year. still prefer having the kitchen to myself but at least I'm not trapped anymore

>>75716303
you pronounced it "juh ng" instead of "yung" didn't you

>>75716403
ah but you see that doesn't fit with the narrative, so it must be manipulated for the circlejerk

>>75716330
How often do you see any /brit/ gimmicks used outside of /brit/? not very often, i'll tell you what. It's not spam if the gimmick grows and is varied. maybe you're right, maybe it will fade out. i personally think it's here to stay.

t. gimmick scientist

>>75716110
theres big problems in some western regions in china with muslim separatists that could easily lead to related attacks in Shanghai similar to the many attacks in Moscow over the years in relation to the breakaway muslim regions there

the only reason they're not already happening is probably cause of the extreme suppression of any sort of protest by the govt there

>>75716460

Nope

Fuck lads there's a yank girl here

just finished the leftovers's finale, oh chit what an episode

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https://voteforpolicies.org.uk/
give it a go lads

>be american
>get shot

>be british
>get exploded during lunch
>yell out in pain as you lose your left arm
>get fined for not buying a yelling permit and also put in jail for inciting hatred via yelling

>amerishoot
>britiBOOM

>>75716730
>Be American
>Get stabbed defending Muslim woman
>Have to Gofundme your hospital bills
Howling

>>75715717
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-igmMH2LhQg