What would you do in Ukraine?

leave

>>75714099
Fuck all the whores

Buy a ticket home

>>75714439
>>75718439
this desu

Am I stuck there? If so, I'd grow a chupryna and a mustache, get hitched to some destitute girl, have 30 kids and then divorce her and then die alone in the mountains of syphilis. I want to have the most authentic Ukrainian experience.

>>75714099
find artifacts

Shit up some slav threads under Ukrainian flag, then get the hell out of there.

>>75714099
Get aids.

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Smoke and think a lot.

>>75714099
leave and go to Croatia instead

>>75714099
play around with electricity and butane rockets
relevant youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/kreosan

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>>75714099
Roll around with right wing death squads and blow Russians up. Load up on /k/ stuff and go home.

>>75714099
kill some commies, hopefully they give me a rhodesian fal

>>75714099
Save a poor girl from her hard life and bring her to Uruguay where she'll see the light of the sun for the first time in her life(and then spend 6 months between rain and fog and clouds).