Come on Anon let's go vote for Mummy May edition
I'm white... and
cara 2bh lads
PHROAR!!!
I have...
a big clock.
hahahhahhaha
and also... a big....
feel like getting masochistic and fb stalking the old oneitis
>not a single uk flag yet
Hmmm
morning cucks,
hope you're enjoying work as much as i'm enjoying my public holiday
>>75697172
Loli nonce lover
>>75697497
fucking hate this bullshit
give everyone the day off then close all the shops
/brit/ will decide
Is Swiss an ethnicity? i'm inclined to believe not
>>75698312
the bf
>>75698320
Fassbender
>>75698303
globalist btfo
>>75698320
Fassbender or Elba
>>75698320
Fassbender would be my top pick, though his recent roles have been a bit naff
After that unironically Idris Elba. i know all the poltards will get triggered but if youve seen The Wire youll agree with me that hes a topclass actor
>>75698320
could cast an indo-chinese tranny for all i care the last couple bonds have been shit
>>75698364
He was great in alien covenant
about to try and make a military in Dwarf Fortress so i can genocide the underground fishpeople
wish me luck
going to Japan in October
see if I can get a hug
>>75698340
my bf
im 5'6 and proud
>>75698312
Hey, you didn't make fun of my hair in this one.
>>75698320
none of them really look the part haha
>>75698313
Vertically challenged.
>>75698310
Internment didn't cause further attacks.
>>>/tv/83586065
>>>/tv/83586173
>>75698270
Cheers lad
>>75698419
Good luck. I tried that and gave up. Tough game.
Brief summary of last 12 hours:
Got home from a club gurning my face off to find my lass had accidentally spilled juice on my pillow so it was on a radiator so I had to use a balled up hoodie.
Couldn't sleep so lay there for hours just staring at the ceiling before thinking that maybe a wank would help so started stealthily cracking one off.
Gf kept snoring putting me off, was taking forever and then a fucking bee flies in my window and I freak out and scream BEEEEEEEEEE while running around.
Gf wakes up and wants to know why I'm fully erect and screaming about bees, tells me I'm a spastic then goes back to sleep.
Still haven't slept, still haven't cum and I don't know where the bee is.
>runtoid rorke still ranting and raving in the other thread
absolute state of that bender, unbelievable
>Uber bicycle courier
>only muslims interviewed
the state of london
https://youtu.be/xM5NVCTj0_E
anime
>>75698364
>though his recent roles have been a bit naff
Yet he has been the one single positive in some questionable films
He's probably the best actor currently working
Tom Hardy works better as a villain imo
>>75698484
toying with the idea of a wank
>what they actually do with extremists
https://youtu.be/_xYdUJeGWbM
>>75698511
try out this game
i think its kinda good
http://www.gamesofdesire.com/action/blackhole-gloryhole-v1/
>>75698320
Should've been Clive Owen. Still could, he's not too old. He looks like he's in better shape than Roger Moore was. As long as it's veteran naval commander Bond and not young noob agent Bond like Craig played, he'd be perfect.
Cavill looks the most bond like it is possible to be. You LITERALLY cannot find anyone who looks more the part.
>>75698528
>UK GOVERNMENT HOUSING RADICAL JIHADISTS ON YOUR STREETS!!!!
just from the title i know its a fearmongering rorkepandering shitshow, shan't be even giving it a click
>>75698478
>Still haven't slept
Why? Surely she has got up and went about her business by now?
>>75698241
Theresa May should've personally been on the scene, ripping windscreens out of cars and kicking terrorists in the throat?
This guy >>75697785 was bang on. Ethnic minorities are practically a protected class thanks to the media hysteria over racism. Rape gangs have been operating all over the country for over a decade, and police are all ready to stop them until they find out it's a group of Pakistani muslims. Pressure from the top, can't have the negative publicity, votes are at stake.
In one incident, two girls (one was just 13, IIRC) had been kidnapped. Their fathers got no help from the police, so they went to rescue them. They were outside the house trying to get in and free their daughters when the Pakistani rapists simply called the police and reported "racial harrassment," and the two fathers were hauled off by cops.
If the kidnappers had been white, that would've gone down VERY differently.
>>75698484
Fuck off, leftypol.
>>75698544
looks too american
>>75698560
even if it's all true?
>>75698560
Fuck off, leftypol.
There's blood on your hands now.
>>75698320
none of them
>>75698528
that's a haircut you can set your watch to
>>75698544
Operation U.N.C.L.E. was absolute greatness
>>75698561
Phet
>>75698544
Looks more like Superman there.
>>75698578
especially if it is
>>75698544
he looks more like superman
bond movies are shite anyway
they should just stop making them
>>75698567
again: not sure you're quite grasping the point of responsibility, hun
its the burden of leadership, mmkay?
This man is a sneaky one desu. Fed her up good he did. Little did she realise she was part of his daring bbw plan..
>>75698364
yeah, i loved his role in blacked.com
>>75698626
>>75698634
>it's the rain episode
I hate repeats
morning
Why do pakis love cats so much?
Doing a poo
>Queen in line for £2.8m pay rise in 2017-18
guess that is where the magic money tree went
>>75698651
Not "again," because that's the first time you've replied to me. And you're holding a leader responsible for not cleaning up the previous party's mess quickly and effectively enough, and using that as a reason to prefer the previous party. Your idea of responsibility includes a gross double standard, and being deliberately obnoxious doesn't make that less disgusting.
>I don't care if you're Yellow
haha wew there big phil
https://youtu.be/YEltZf-n5VQ?t=75
>>75698604
>>Operation U.N.C.L.E.
You mean "The Man From U.N.C.L.E?
Business Idea: Make a comic strip with a very simple, cartoony version of myself with exaggerrated facial expressions about how being a kid was so simple and now I'm an adult life/anxiety/stress is beating me up/killing me. Make this same comic hundreds of times but slightly different and call myself a talented artist.
What do you think lads?
>>75698733
its been 7 years lad you cant keep blaming labour for everything
labour arent the people who cut police numbers for 7 consecutive years now are they?
best wishes x
>>75698742
forgive him, hes italian
>>75698728
It's a set percentage from Crown Estate revenues, you dip.
>>75698745
lacks gender dysphoria
>>75698735
Genuinely don't think Asians care about being called Yellow and if they do they should wind their neck in
woops haha
>>75698728
She deserves it 2bh.
She should have been allowed to retire 30 years ago but you force her to keep working.
>>75698745
its original, its got that going for it
Don't see how police cuts have caused these terror attacks. What the fuck would they have done? Read the mind of the terrorists?
>>75698775
hmm... interesting didnt know that
Imagine being royalty. Your life, instantly ruined. You can't sit around doing nothing because you need to be attending events. Anytime you do it's virtually in a formal capacity because of who you are. You'll probably be disregarded in any field you choose because of your position. Any girl who "likes" you is likely living out her prince charming fetish and wants the money. What a fucking horrible thing desu.
poor lil wyteboi
>paying the Queen
what's the point? everything belongs to Her already
just remove the jew puppet c*binet and let Her reign
>>75698312
>like half of that list
Ah yes, having manners and actively thinking of other people's well-being is a stupid, virgin-like behaviour that should be ridiculed and mocked
>>75698783
LOVE
PINTS
Stockton North looks kinda comfy
>>75698800
its just a platitude, like most of labour's talking points
wew ariana's concert is having deep ramifications and might actually bring the gallaghers together
you go girl
>>75698809
rah kiss me teet
We need to just murder anyone suspected of being Muslim. Simple as.
>>75698800
What happens every single time is Rasheed Al-Abdul Mohammed was known to police and was reported 18334 times by anonymous tips, but police lacked the staff to look into it properly
>>75698782
Here at least they call themselves yellow, in the sense of their skin colour. I've had the conversation a couple of times, white people are "white pink" and light skinned Asians are "white yellow"
>>75698824
Widest High Street in Europe I think.
Not comfy though, it's filled with refugees and bennie scunners.
>>75698844
but that will mean more people die than if we just let them continue blowing us to smithereens
>>75698770
If you spend 13 years flooding a country with as many third world immigrants as possible, the resulting problems will last longer than 7 years. They'll last generations.
Did you think the immigrants all disappeared, or became model British citizens, when Labour were finally ousted?
I'm not blaming Labour for everything, I'm blaming them for a specific problem they caused, that you're desperately trying to pin on another party. Nobody is falling for it and the polls reflect that.
Hope you like Tory governments because that's all you're getting for the rest of your life.
>>75698809
t.all girls struggling with their attraction to white lads
>>75698742
In Italian it's been renamed as such, but it's close to the original title so I forgot there was a difference
>>75698774
Hey, that movie is set in Italy after all
>>75698840
>and might actually bring the gallaghers together
Why do you say that? Surely it would've happened last night if it was going to happen? Dunno why Liam performing on his own would make Noel want to get back together AFTER the concert
Did you lads watch the concert yesterday
>>75698884
Nah don't care enough desu
>>75698863
Don't care, white pride.
*reads the news*
ah yes they are still contemplating the tragedy of Birmingham
*takes a closer look*
oh it's more recent and happened in London
WHITE'd a chinese, a black, and a half black girl
chatting to a qt indian one atm the moment as well haha
love being white 2bh
>>75698866
Labour are unironically the devil incarnate. They are basically as bad as how r/unitedkingdom views the Tories, but they really are that bad.
>>75698866
>>75698915
stop blaming labour for what new labour did
>>756
Passed a black lad on the street and intentionally exaggerated the amount of space between the two of us whilst maintaining eye contact
Was hilarious
>>75698915
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>75698907
birmingham?
LOVE Tim, HATE Kev.
Simple as.
>>75697172
Nice, found her nudes. My dick is diamonds now.
>>75698910
thinking about it now I've been with more non-whites than whites
proper cross-cultural insemination
>>75698948
fuck off
>>75698847
>lacked the staff
Lacked the political authority. Police show up at a Salafist muslim's door, they're getting complaints of racial harassment against them, and the local councillor, and the government. So they get told to stand down until Ahmed actually puts on a bomb vest. Just like with the rape gangs, political expediency comes way before public safety.
>>75698962
nonce
>>75698923
Corbyn and his cronies all endorse the immigration and multicult that Blair propagated, they just didn't like him attacking the middle East.
>>75698447
>shoes in bed
>>75698807
i wonder how many plebeian wives actually love their royal husband
>>75698946
it's a town in the Midlands
>>75698923
>#NOTALLLABOURS
lol
>>75698980
is it big? what's it known for?
reckon they staged this photo?
there's no WAY he could have been "just passing by" the kitchen and happened to turn and face the camera then rapidly pace away from it
>>75698953
where
>>75698993
Being an engine
Reminder corbyn won't specify what he'll do with immigration, whether it will decrease (it won't). He also has a long history of backing terrorists (IRA among others).
>>75698962
difference being the ones i shagged weren't little kiddies
vile nonce
>>75698963
you cant pretend things aren't labours fault just by changing the name
>>75698993
aye it's on the large side
not really that spectacular
>>75699011
>IRA
>terrorists
Ahh yes, remember when the IRA drove a van into a crowd of innocent people and then began stabbing them?
>>75698996
of course it's staged, a source said he walked away right after this was taken
>>75698996
It's a shop
>>75699011
Reminder Corbyn isn't king of labour and the party including his shadow cabinet is full of slimes
but there are people who honestly think he's going to lead some Stalinist purge
Why are the Tories still going with the "strong and stable" shit?
When Abbott and corbyn rise to power being a white male will likely be outlawed. You'll be taxed heavily for it and made to have 5 young Arab "children" stay in your house who will take turns on your arsehole and impregnate any gf you may have.
*blows a big ol mean raspberry in your ear*
>Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates and Egypt have broken diplomatic relations with Qatar over terrorism concerns.
ooh
OOOO AH UP THE RA
>>75699053
Yeah slimes like Sir Keir Starmer QC?
>>75699040
how do you fill in whats behind him if it's not in the photo
Jeremy "white? That's simply not right" corbyn
>>75699075
tories were right. saudis din do nuthing
qatar are the ones to blame
>>75699087
Fantastic post
>>75699096
One person.
>>75699097
been crying all fucking morning
ate a crisp worth 10 grand. 10 fucking grand. would have changed my life but i fucked it.
>>75699097
Magic
>>75699075
my first thought was "wow maybe Trumps foreign policy hasnt been a complete shitshow after all"
then i read that the Spicer and the rest of Trumps goons have been asking everyone to stop sanctioning Qatar and to 'discuss' things instead
Pathetic
It's going to be glorious if Corbyn actually wins. It will be like Brexit on steroids.
>>75699075
it's all a ploy to take their gas supplies
>>75699136
>10 grand would've changed my life
Screeching at your perception of money
the $30 of meat was fucking shite
>>75699154
the banter on here will be amazing
>>75699141
You clearly are the guy in the pic with access to the empty room
me with the lads
>>75699154
No, it'll be depressing as fuck.
What will be funnier is when he gets btfo, and lefties scream and cry as though he had a chance.
>>75699193
You're right.
>>75699136
did it have the face of jesus in it?
>>75699153
yes as we all know communication and discussion are inherent evils never to be entertained with your enemies
>>75699154
fuck off leftypol
>>75699154
reckon i'd do a 'cide if that cuckrunt got in
Tesco grocery delivery in T minus 6 hours.
>>75699223
Not a lefty or a righty just like to see change, I voted Brexit just to fuck with the system which is why I will vote for Corbs.
>>75699214
So you are Kevin?
>>75699219
McCoys
>>75699237
>>75699230
sheesh, what they feeding those runts these days??
Wish I lived in a nice house
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.5843732,-2.1993425,3a,60y,153.09h,88.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sIoVbjFosF9jW-9hAA3ryNw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>women hate thread whether stated or implied
>theme is usually "first world women are degenerate sluts"
>third worlder chimes in and agrees with everything in the thread
>said third worlder's country's women would be on average considered god tier traditional in the first world
>then know that said third worlder is just a bitter virgin
>then realize the first worlders are as well but to a lesser extent
hmmmm
>>75699136
What happened?
>>75699260
u wot?
>>75699221
sanctions are a far more effective method of diplomacy my fine feathered friend
face it - Trump's foreign policy people are all crony stooges and you're a dum-dum
>>75699237
edgy lad
Can't wait for GOT to start x
Feel sad for victims then I remember most of them are probably "these are not real muslims" types then I no longer feel sad
>>75699237
you can't just vote destructively like that, you got away with it with brexit but corbyn will completely destroy the country
its all over lads ive shat it
one last thing to do now
>>75699097
Healing brush tool in photoshop, whoever did it is very good or very patient
>>75699136
>>75699276
me in the pic
forgot what this webm was
hmmmm
>>75699296
not in the sink again?
>>75699295
Leaving our largest trading partner which a massive part of economy was centred around being the gateway to is far more destructive than any regular government you utter mong.
>>75699180
heheh banter wiv tha ladz.
cringey cunt.
*enters thread*
>want a taco anon?
>>75699346
No, I'm on a diet.
>>75699313
Looks like that rotten krabby patty of spongebob
>>75699237
Oh you're that edgy paki from last night.
Boring cunt.
>>75699343
roaring at this webm
>>75699273
My auntie used to have a house like that in Beverley (E. Yorks). Gorgeous, it was. then she moved to Texas, and now lives in a house about 4 times as big. Her son (who I think runs a team of offshore petroleum technicians or something) built his own house right next door, even bigger. Built his own swimming pool. If I ever go to Texas I can live like a king.
>>75699346
oh yeah i heard norwegian tacos are good as, pass us one ulehs
>>75699278
this happened. didn't realise till i'd finished the pack
have enough drugs to od
literal angel
>>75699346
me in the middle (red cap)
>>75699346
oi you three
why are your necks tilted like that
especially you in the back
ah yes
'anime'
>>75699346
yeah go on then
*takes shirt off*
>>75699366
Wasn't on last night and I'm English all the way back.
turtle ya there?
I am
>25 years old
>NEET for 3 years
>kissless, dateless virgin
>no friends
Am I the typical /brit/ poster? is the average /brit/ posters doing worse (lol can you even imagine it) or better in life than I am?
>>75699378
nice attempt at a (You) harvest, but its not actually possible to accidentally eat the gold crisp
its made out of metal mate
>>75699379
dont do that lad
>>75699313
hipsters are rapidly ruining pizzas just like they ruined nachos, tacos and burgers with over complicated rubbish
>>75699400
one post
two lies
fuck off, abdul
>>75699378
what if the gold crisp gets broken up inside the bag?
>>75699402
yeah phimo whats up?
dont deserve to live
>>75699378
are the gold ones still edible? or are you going to shit it out later?
>>75699373
>building a house next door to your mum
>>75699422
>its made out of metal mate
so obviously in the heavy packet then
>>75699422
it was coloured gold, not made of gold. it's in my fucking belly.
i'm always here, ill never leave
>>75699415
same but I've only been NEET for 2 months
>>75699281
>sanctions are a far more effective method of diplomacy
Not at all. Sanction rarely accomplish anything apart from alienating the nation in question. What have sanctions done to North Korea or Russia? Nothing but drive even more of a wedge between them and the West. In fact, US sanctions have made Putin even more popular in Russia.
>>75699415
haven't spoken to anyone for a month. literally have not opened my mouth.
>>75699435
>>75699442
I know, weird, innit?
Maybe not RIGHT next door, but in the same gated community. Down the road a bit, probably. Never actually seen it, I'm talking out of my arse. Seen the foundations.
>>75699346
racist
LET MY PEOPLE GO!
>>75699424
I'm white
>>75699446
fuck off nonce
>>75699415
I am
>19 years old
>working for 2 years
>have slept with 8 women, have kissed about 15
>currently dating one
>2 close friends, around 9 regular friends
We're a normie general
poo got everywhere
>>75699415
I am
>18 years old
>going to worldclass university
>have had 4 sexual partners, 1 relationship and 1 threesome
>a small number of friends
:^)
haven't wanked for almost 2 days
might keep this up
>>75699529
Yeah, I suppose it could be aluminum or something light.
>>75699435
>>75699402
samefag
>>75699281
>sanctions
Remember when sanctions were imposed on Saddam by the UN and all it did was starve half a million Iraqi babies to death?
why don't English call their shit Jobbies?
>>75699526
dont look white to me mate
>>75699564
>remember
no fuck off geriatric
>>75699525
Nice try, Abdul.
No one is convinced
>>75699537
Leave the mart, go home and clean yourself up.
had a dream that Hiro created yet another shitposting board
really need him out of business
if i kms its not because im disappointed or anything really
its because i need to stop living
how do we extinguish islamic extremism, lads?
>>75699613
Ban it.
>>75699613
Kill all Muslims
>>75699577
With a flash
>>75699613
you point guns at them and demand that they renounce islam
if they refuse, deport them
>>75699613
prefer not to say
do they not realise that if they block 4chan in the UK we will just migrate somewhere else
this is what happens when you leave someone without a home
bisiness idea: ban illegal acts
>>75699629
Alri fatboy
>>75699629
t. paki photoshop expert
>>75699640
Don't point guns at people you're not going to shoot lads.
>>75699564
>>75699466
>Hey remember this one time an extremely common and often successful tactic didnt work in a completely different context to the one we're discussing?
>Checkmate!
By your logic peace treaties are a bad idea because the Treaty of Versailles caused WW2
Sanctions are a tool, they can be either a benefit or a hazard. In terms of Qatar, its a textbook case of the perfect time to apply them - a country has been given multiple diplomatic warnings over a decade or so, its a country heavily reliant on foreign imports, its a country that is isolated on the world stage, its a dictatorship that relies on being economically successful to avoid a rebellion, its actively hostile to the rest of the world by funding ISIS, etc etc
>>75699313
>cutting with scissors
must be korea
>>75699613
Gas chambers
it werent supposed to be this way. i should of gone so much farther. in the end it dont matter. i fucked it.
>>75699629
now then chubs
>>75699653
most of us will just go back to the leftypol discord
>>75699667
*points gun at you*
alri
>>75699653
why would they block 4chan when it isn't encrypted or private at all? they can see everything on the website. if anything it would be a good honeypot to catch people on
>>75699667
fuck off yank
>>75699415
nah
I am
>23
>student
>last gf was in feb, had one shag since and kissed a few girls
>hang out with friends pretty much every day
you really don't belong here, r9k is your natural home
>>75699629
gonna have to see if your nipples are pink or not
its the only way to be sure
>>75699613
integration
took this pic of my mate nezza
>>75699690
*fires an rpg at you*
alri
>>75699545
what uni lad? go to imperial college myself
>>75699668
>remember this one time an extremely common and often successful tactic didnt work in a completely different context to the one we're discussing
Sanctions are not an "often successful tactic" the fact that you even say this shows you know fuck all about their application
>>75699718
>playing soldier again boys?
*takes a rip from a bong*
DUDE....
>>75699693
not how mummy may thinks at all lad
Mancs need to stop saying was instead or were, e.g. was you at the concert last night. Thought it was just my dozy flat mates but they all do it
Stop it stop it stop it!!!
>>75699629
Nice try, fingerman
just forgot when the election is.
haha be funny if i missed it
Please do not sanction me it will make me utterly CEASE all of my geopolitical mischief do NOT do it please PLEASE!!!
>>75699706
Here
>>75699653
Fags on /q/ have been going on about shutting down /pol/ for a couple of years now. It WAS shut down, temporarily, during /pol/ Harbour (Dec 2015). The other boards are still dealing with the massive exodus of /pol/acks that happened as a consequence.
Shut down 4chan and there would be a similar situation. Every site from Twitter to Tumblr, Reddit to Facebook, infested with Anons sharting memes and redpilling lefties. I'd quite like to see it, might get me away from the PC as well.
>>75699750
it is though. they didn't say they were banning 4chan
>>75699766
Hmmm
>>75699730
bradford
Imagine STILL defending Theresa May. Some absolute whoppers on this thread. You don't even have to support Corbyn to see she's clueless.
>>75699766
looks like a boob
>>75699766
looks round like a tit lol what angle is this
>mummy may says she'll clamp down on extremist sites (obviously referring to islamist ones)
>'chan posters are CONVINCED she's talking about here
this place isn't really that bad lads
>>75699778
so you agree then? fuck you're thick
>>75699730
Oxford lad
although Imperial was my second choice because i have yellow fever and someone told me it was stuffed with fit chinks
>>75699801
Mate 4chan has memes of Jews rubbing their hands together, we're pretty harcore.
why would they ban 4chan?
its a perfect honeypot and any "radicals" are picked up immediately just like the Jersey Sheikh was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiLVAz-Jczg
>>75699801
i can see them blocking 4chan just because of /pol/ 2bh
can't have the kids getting redpilled now can we
>>75699814
applied there too
although they only do engineering science so it might be for the best I got rejected
still a tad bitter though haha
Voting SNP and there's nothing you can do about it
>>75699801
You have to keep in mind that we're talking about the same country where people get fined for reving their cars in the presence of muslims.
>>75699807
>why would they block 4chan when it isn't encrypted or private at all?
>not how mummy may thinks (implying she would block it)
>it is though (implying she wouldn't)
>so you agree then XPPPPP
you're fucking retarded
all piss fetishists and gay roleplayers will be sent to internment camps thanks to the 4chan honeypot
>>75699814
>>75699843
TARQUINS OUT
>>75699841
far-right groups and sites aren't banned in the uk
The government just puts MI5 spies in them
/pol/ is likely controlled opposition
>>75699814
i sincerely hope you are not a male
>>75699801
>mummy may says she'll clamp down on extremist sites (obviously referring to islamist ones)
>had 6 years as home secretary to do so but is only promising it now days before an election
Ah yes very trustworthy
>>75699801
>spam islamist propaganda all over 4chan
>link mummy may's web neutralisation agency to the posts
Checkmate hackers
>>75699890
fine art is my passion
>>75699900
back to church, Seppo
ill be as gay as i feel like thankyouverymuch
>>75699893
mate I'm the furthest thing from posh in existence
literally grew up living on bennies from the gubmint
>>75699861
That's usually done by the regional and local police forces in god awful paki-loving SJW labour strongholds, not by the national home office
>>75699937
alri alri you can stay
>>75699851
me too