>americans shit in the shower

>>75689810
yes

>>75689810
You're living in 2017 and haven't discovered the glory of powered butt cleaning? IT'S 2017, COME ON.

>canadians use A FUCKING LEAF to wipe their ass

I was just doing this the other day, funny you mention it. I just take a funnel from my kitchen and use a aquarium hose i bought at the store

>>75691236
>>75689860
>>75689825
How do you handle the smell?

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>>75691247
>he doesn't store his nose in the fridge before taking a shower

>>75691247
its not that bad.

>>75691448
>he has a cold wet dirty nose
Microwaves kill bacteria

In all seriousness, does anyone else pee in the sink when a bathroom is occupied?

>>75691515
depends, which sink?

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>he doesn't waffle stomp

>>75689810
got me

>>75691515
>peeing where you wash where you eat
Wait two minutes or go outside

>>75689810
nope

>>75691515
Just pee out your window.

>>75691515
When I was in a college dorm I did this constantly because I had a sink in my room but the toilet was down the hall in the communal bathroom. I used to cum in there all the time too. But other than when I lived there, no I haven't really don't this. It's not that I wouldn't, mind you, just that the need hasn't arisen.

>>75689810
who?

>>75689810

Better than doing it in each other's mouths like you guys.

>>75689810

Hispanics aren't really Americans though

I actually shit in the shower when I have diahrreah

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>ask a Canadian if he stores his shower shoes in the fridge
>he tells me he doesn't even wear shoes in the shower

So I'm back from Morro Bay California.

Its another quiet night outside. Everyone is scared of me noone will talk to me.

>>75689810
not true
dated an american qt for 2 years and she never shitted in the shower
She cheated on me tho

Im just sitting typing and doing a SHITTY job at googles capcha

>>75692325
I keep on hoping that people who say this are just memeing. You're just memeing aren't you anon?

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>>75689810

Funny story time:

When I lived in my dorm when I was in college, I lived above the RA's unit. The RA was a pain in the ass and never got shit done, never did anything she said she would, she basically turned the place to shit.

I had her come to my place and complain about my long showers and how they would back up her drains etc. because my pipes ran down into hers. This got me thinking--really thinking--it really fucking activated my almonds.

I took the grate off of my shower drain and began shitting down it regularly while showering. Mind you I am a power-lifter, with a power lifter's diet, and I drop massive bombs. By the end of the first week of me doing this, I came home to my unit and maintenance workers were in my place, snaking my shower drain, saying that the RA's unit below mine has had their drains clogged and started flooding/backing up with shit everywhere.

They also gave me a weird look like they knew what I had been doing, but couldn't understand why I would do it.

I never had any problems with that RA ever again though.

>>75692381
please be true

>>75693080
The part where he was in a college is possibly true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waZL_MxVEx0&index=1&list=PLScW4J8grLdNRC-IBy2lRToqmFmdELdNH

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>>75691515
>not having 2 or more bathrooms

>>75692150
>where you eat
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

>>75694224
>He doesn't dump his fridge into his sink and eat like a pig at a trough.

>>75692150
but muh public urination is a crime in urban burgerland

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>>75694285
Don't you have something like this on your backyard? I think he meant doing it there.

>>75694224
>>75694262
>where you wash where you eat dunces
>>75694285
I'm talking about your yard

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>>75691515
>americans take pride in being the world's most developed country
>still yet to discover the joys of having more than 1 toilet at home
first world my ass