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I want none of this, they're just bad memories edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2hBIP0qW3I
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report this anime nonce shitter
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maybe you were abused as a child but have repressed the memories
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Pakis and niggers out.
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M E D I E R
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>>75689423
Asuza a qt
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>>75689445
me haha
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feeling good for the first time since my surgery

have a lot of energy but there's nothing to do
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kind of want to live but also kind of want to die
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>>75689474
stop posting this image
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this One Love concert seems to have cemented a narrative

they turned what was seen as an attack on Britain, Europe and the West into an attack on normies, normie music, and their way of tolerance&love degenerate way of life

i want off this ride
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>>75689462
>london nigger supports middle-class hippy libshit

Hmmmm.
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dumb frogposters
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>>75689485
you have no power over me
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nothing is going to change is it? i literally just have to watch my country become third world. london is a warzone between gang violence and terrorism. gun crime is rampant there now, and little gang nigs go around on scooters robbing peoples phones and bags, stabbing people, literally scoot-by stabbings are not uncommon in London now. It's like the fucking slums of Rio there in terms of crime now. 23,000 jihadis on the streets and only the resources to monitor 500 at a time. it's fucked isn't it? like what conceivable way back is there from here? none of the parties willing to change things stand a chance of being elected.
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I had fucking hilarity from looking at that runt's so-called “diet”.
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>>75689507
Kill yourself cartel scum
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>>75689498
>a literal physical attack on normies listening to normie music wasn't an attack on normies listening to normie music

what did he mean by this?
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late out
GMT weather
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>>75689501

urmm no sweaty don't talk about the Garden of England™ like that :) x
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:(
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yodeling at this image
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>>75689501
>fucking awful and pointless
Like your life, mate.
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>>75689516
Change in the zeitgeist, revolution
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>Do you have a counterpoint, friend? Or is the whole of your discourse based on strawmen?
>If you really have been posting on the internet since 2001, and this is all you have learned, maybe you have wasted your time.
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>>75689474
Really like this Pepe
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>>75689547
why d you spell sweetie in such a spastic way? is this your psuedo trip? you're such a worthless sack of shit.
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>>75689527
i don't even know

hate the barbaric sheeds butchering kids but i can't abide this degenerate normie trash corrupting the minds of children. not to mention it's just poppy pleb shite

really wish this attack didn't happen
partly so that kids wouldn't have died
but also because this kind of normie lifestyle didn't need to get doubled down on and celebrated
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https://youtu.be/XXKEQB5Fzao
Chyoon
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>>75689516
Honestly I don't know what possesses anyone to stick it out in London unless they work in the City and can't commute or something. There's been massive flight into Essex for decades, anyone with sense has long gone.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/police-uncover-youtube-link-london-terror-attack/

authorities knew the identities of the attackers, had them under surveillance, knew they were extremists, knew they were researching how to carry out attacks, and knew they were radicalising others. but were too weak to apprehend them. too absolutely terrified of doing anything which might even sniff of stern preventative action; i mean consider the consequences, yes if they didnt act then the extremists would probably kill members of the public, but if they did act then they might be infringing on their rights, or even worse, might be construed as racist or anti-islam. such horrors arent even worth thinking about so yes indeed, better to let them kill the public instead
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>>75689577
Well said, lad. Drop your drawers and I'll pepper your angus.
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>>75689544
>GMT
>weather
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:)
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>>75689577

urm sweaty it's not healthy to get so angry over nothing :) x
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>>75689588
Consider this: the authorities build up evidence against suspects and only act at the point they have enough evidence that the suspect will be convicted
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>>75689586
you think it will stick to just London? we're going to rapidly start seeing this in all our large cities, you know. eventually what little rural areas there are left will be paved over with shit housing and it will spread to those areas too. it's inevitable.
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>>75689423
>>75689456
Idiotic nonces
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>>75689560
This is why it will happen (the very slow march to the fall of the country). The continual mindstate of "if we just keep lampooning it somehow that will change things".
It never changes anything unless force or cp;;llevtive action is taken.
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>>75689624
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>>75689624
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>>75689601
Why the fuck do lefty mongs love dogs so much?

smelly, dirty and need constant attention or they'll end up dead.
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>>75689601
dogs poo on the floor, eat the poo, barf the poo back up, then eat the poo-barf

dogs are stupid and disgusting
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HATE sweetieposters

started out as a joke but now all the gays use it unironically
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>>75689610
i'm not angry, you're just such a fucking cringe cunt you make my toes curl. wish i could get a glimpse of how pathetic you actually look irl. would pay literal, actual monetary currency for it. you fucking specimen haha
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>Why the fuck do lefty mongs love dogs so much?
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>smelly, dirty and need constant attention or they'll end up dead.
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London is peng

fantastic city getting better by the day with gentrification
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>>75689632
me on the top
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>>75689637
everyone loves dogs

Sara the commie loves dogs
Richard Spencer the fascist loves dogs

girls love little fluffy dogs and boys love a good doggo to call their friend

humans just have a natural bond with dogs because of several millennia of being at each other's side and domesticating each other
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spotted a smelly lefty retard lads >>75689651
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>>75689645
hate it because the ex used to call me sweetie ;x
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Spotted a smelly paki retard lads>>75689667
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>>75689637
>>75689639
'sheeds

will they ever BURN?
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>>75689616
normal criminal law should not apply to terrorism, which isnt a normal criminal offence

that approach just killed 7 people, it killed 22 people at the consert, and will continue to kill people indefinitely until something is done about it
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No, leftists and hippies buy those dangerous violent dogs, those inbred pitbull types
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>>75689650
you're going to have an aneurysm if you don't calm down sweaty :) x
don't want that now do we xx
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>>75689645
it's not even the sweetie gimmick i hate. it's the fucking utter gimboid gigarunts that use it. their posts are such fucking worthless drivel. without fail. mental equivilent of a fucking spastic amoeboid
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>>75689639
>dogs are stupid and disgusting
Stupid compared to humans, yeah well done stating the obvious.
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>>75689709
1, 2
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cat owners are sociopaths, much like their pets
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>>75689709
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>Ridicule is nigger tier discourse desu senpai
>Sad when it gets down to that level.
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>>75689622
Well that's all already happening, in fact I voted in the last mayorals specifically to stop them paving over our old faire grounds with a bunch of Barrett houses, was in a safe Labour seat so I might as well have stayed home and had a wank for all it mattered though.
But honestly if you live in somewhere that's ground zero like London or brum then why stick it out? Masochism?
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Dog owners have to pick up their dogs shit (faeces) in public
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>>75689756
my childhood woods and fields are now a new build estate
cancer desu
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>>75689699
there's no content to your posts. you're just stringing words together, putting an effeminate spin on it and then prancing about victoriously as if you've evoked an emotion out of someone on a polynesian polyester fabrics sweatshop. what the fuck is the point of your being? i just want to understand your drive, your goals, your motivation for having no motivation to do anything of value in even the most miniscule respect, like say, posting something that could be relatable to anyone but the niche group of mentally ill people you communicate with online?

it's like being at the zoo. but i get to interact with the creature (if you could call this interaction)
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>>75689637
i'm a lefty and i hate dogs
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>Tfw miss going out to dinner with the gf after work
>having a few glasses of wine and walking home with the sound of summer and cicadas in the air
>getting home and watching a movie together and just laughing as we use each other as pillows
>going to bed and kissing her goodnight
>having her text me throughout the day about funny things that happened to her, because I'm her best friend and the first person she wants to tell.
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Who is that famous Hollywood actor whose son is now a girl?
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>>75689775
>>75689756
dumb racist goyim
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>>75689781
not a fucking word
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And I'm a bad boy, cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy, for breaking her heart
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>>75689791
Warren Beatty
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rate
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gf and me
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true

singing cathy's clown
that's the man she's married to now
that's the girl that he takes around town

she shows no emotion at all
stares into space like a dead china doll
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>>75689781
oh deary me sweaty, you seem quite upset. do you like tea? you poor thing, why dont you make yourself a nice hot cup and try to calm down, if you can :) xxxx
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>There are people itt thread that have never had a gf
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Very happy lads I've actually converted the gf to being keen on reptiles. She's still a little nervous though so I thought maybe I'll hold back and get the smaller Jaya Carpet Python. Something like this - what are your thoughts?
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Balfour Beatty
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>>75689781
>>75689781
oh wow that's quite a post you're written up I'll be sure to read that in great detail sweaty ;) x
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>>75689856
got my first gf in March 2016
still have her haha

probably won't last the year though
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>>75689858
no opinion
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>>75689856
>>75689886
FONT
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any of you weeb faggots use crunchyroll? what kind of paid service only allows 480p? the watermark with my email is obtrusive af too. is this site run by morons? how do i fix these?
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>>75689893
Don't you think as far as snakes go he looks very sweet and manageable though?
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>>75689756
>>75689775
they just built two new towns adjoining the beutiful rural town I grew up in. It's disgusting homes, and guess what, comissioned by the council of Manchester (this is way down south). So it will be full of people who wanted housing in Manchester but couldn't get it for whatever reason. Great. I'm sure they'll fit right in to the ancient town of like 1000 people. Loads of people I knew there that lived there their whole lives moved away, and more old houses going up for sale still. it's fucked. we're fucked
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>>75689856
Jog on normie
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Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>>75689897
dont that site is just atrocious
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Give me a quick summary of the parties in the election lads
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>>75689912
Watch out. snakes are notorious for girlfriend shagging
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Ah yes, for one's first ever boxing match this is the guy to challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTdqV8XkYNo
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>>75689855
do you live with your ma?
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>>75689897
my friend lets me use his account but i would never pay for it myself
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>>75689919
sounds a lot like what's happening in my area desu
where is this
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British architecture was a mistake
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>>75689952
Don't worry she doesn't have the buns
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>>75689912
yeah it's a good size
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>tfw all the chad lads in school who used to bully me are posting Tommy Robinson videos on facebook

not fair, i don't want to be a rorke any more if they become rorkes too
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>>75689963
it's happening to rural areas all over the south and southwest
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>>75689927
kek

still always catches me off guard
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>>75689985
yes i am in the southwest
cornwall desu
wish they would fuck off
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Cheers to all the lads
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willy smells like willy
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meanwhile London is looking nicer each year
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Some mong messaged Extra Time on talkSport to ask which song was played ~02:45.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0qnVluQgw
The presenter sounds like he's into 90s' classic dancetracks from the intros I heard after each break for adverts.
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huh....
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>>75689997
I was driving through cornwall a while back. Fucking massive housing project over bodmin moor. made the traffic 30mph on a dual carriageway for like six miles, then one of those fucking average speed checks IN FUCKING CORNWALL. THERE'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING MOTORWAY IN CORNWALL GET FUCKED GET ABSLUTELY FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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know what smell i haven't smelled in a long, long time?

soil. compost. good old garden dirt.

getting a bit nostalgic for the gardening we did in primary school
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>>75690009
absolutely adore the smell of my own sack and willy
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NEED a quebecois gf
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>>75690022
mate try living in cornwall
this fucking 40mph speed check has been happening for 2 FUCKING years
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>>75690020
link?
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>>75690036
it's the best type of must
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love that warm cosy summer smell you get in the park/forest

Also that amazing smell after it rains
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>>75690056
>Also that amazing smell after it rains

Geosmin lad
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>>75690056
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrichor
>>75690045
http://www.celebritytypes.com/faces/test.php
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>>75690022
Who just "drives through Cornwall"?
It doesn't lead to anywhere but the Irish Sea/Atlantic Ocean.
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>>75689999
Nice quads lad
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the smell of smoking sausages at a summer bbq while your uncle and dad build a bonfire
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>40 mph average speed checks for 3 miles
>even in the dead of night, empty roads
>since 2015

hate the a30 HATE IT
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>>75690084
>the smell of smoking willies
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the smell of juicy pussy spreading in your face
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>>75690042
I actually remember driving through it on the way there and back and saying to my passenger "imagine living on bodmin and commuting in this shit every single day, i'd fucking kill myself" saw on the sign the completion date wa over a ear away hahaha. the traffic is so poorly managed. what a shitty place to put the houses too, as soon as you get on to the top of the moor, BAM fuck off great big construction site building shit houses.
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looks like another war in the middle east are coming lads
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>those family holidays in Cornwall/devon
>getting your car stuck on those tiny country lanes

good memories
so many beautiful hidden gems
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>>75690081
stop talking

>>75689655
define peng

>>75689777
trips confirm that I have no clue whether it's a bad trap or an old strip joint dancer with a bargain bin pair of saline tits
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>>75690109
fuck off emmet scumbag
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>>75690081
someone who wants to go look at the coast for the day
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quite like the idea of the U.S. and U.K. teaming up to save Europe (again) from Germany
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>>75690099
chuckling
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>>75690106
all your bases are belong to us
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pirate scumbags
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islam means peace. muslims are the true feminists.
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>>75690106
Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, and UAE all just cut diplomatic ties with Qatar and are expelling Qatar citizens from their countries.
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>>75690125
I don't. FOY.
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>>75690106
between?
>>75690103
what's that like?
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>that memory of making out with your cousin and feeling her tit while being commanded by your best friend's hot older sister who was babysitting that night (but not in Cornwall)

my favorite memory from my 13th year
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wish we could deport all 2nd home owners from cornwall
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birds are chirping outside and I haven't even slept a wink yet
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>>75690155
hurt my feelings
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>>75690152
Egypt too apparently
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>>75690189
same
might have to do an all nighter
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I knew it. It was the Irish all along
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>>75690125
Fun fact. Last time that happened, you airforce sunk the ship my grandad was stationed on in the navy, which subsequently got topedoed by a German U-Boat. Most of the crew died. All the ones that tried t swim to land, in fact, all drowned. My grandad and a few others swum away from the wreckage and were rescued.

So thanks for that.
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>>75689858
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Can't believe I've made it 4 days without a wank lads.
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why do most yanks seem to have an incestuous memory

wish i had grown up with an attractive cousin the way they talk about it, sounds nice
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>>75690165
depends on the woman, but those pheromones hit you like a drug
literally tearing up at the moment
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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DIGIMON
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french hip hop lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDTr8d8ZVE
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>>75690121
"no"
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>>75690240
if you like incest and cousin sex you'll love pakis. around 50% of them in the UK marry their cousin, and they are the number one cause of birth defects here! the more you know!
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Think I'm gonna go fry these chicken wings lads
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>>75689423
Could you save this image of me?
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percocet molly percocet
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>>75690291
'gger
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>>75690273
stay in quebec and out of /brit/ please
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interesting

wouldn't consider myself a leftist though
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is there a real non meme reason why dental health is terrible in Britain?
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>>75690288
fooling around with your cousin =\ marriage, fucking, and procreation
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post your gf digimon
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>>75690186
vote corbyn
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>>75690312
they just don't care really

teeth are a bit of a bother
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What man would not be a dancer if he could? It's a wonderful thing, the dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCcdYVAMGI4
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>>75690311
Any decent political test will talk about left and right wing in the academic manner, not in the relative terms of national politics.
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hmmmm
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the birds are chirping lads
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me and the gf
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>>75690312
non meme answer: bad british teeth is just a yank meme

they whiten their teeth and get braces for every little dental abnormality, whereas we get braces when we actually need them

our teeth are fine
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>>75690273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKj0Z_Xnjc
thoughts on this fine belgian gentleman
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>>75690366
congratulations you qualify for a free helicopter ride.
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>>75690366
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>>75690356
are all anime girls lesbians?
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>>75690366
digusting. can smell you from here
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raining out with a bit of thunder
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>>75690396
lesbian love is the purest kind of love
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Le helicopter man xD
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>>75690366
another high-iq lad i see
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>>75690396
of course
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Here we are...
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>>75690186
>>75690325
Vote for An Parti Kenethlegek Kernow.
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>>75690406
oops posted the wrong frog haha
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might become an american later in life

very easy thing to do
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>>75690386
>>75690394
haha really fresh jokes
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>>75690427
which poverty state do you live in?
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> Saudi Arabia accuses Qatar of 'sponsoring terrorism'
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>>75690425
Lucky we
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>>75690357
interesting
do you like your health care systemIt definitely seems better than the US. But what are the real cons?
>>
>>75690404
*shoves your face into my armpit*
>>75690426
what about mebyon kernow?
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>>75690444
new york bud

upstate
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>>75690406
Rain just passed a few minutes ago
Love the smell after a summer rain
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>>75690458
not right–wing enough
>>
>>75690439
how big is your fedora folder?
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>>75690439
haha nah but seriously get the fuck away from my property
>>
>>75690417
>>75690408
wonder what it would be like to be a lesbian woman
>>
>>75690458
>what about mebyon kernow?
not running in the GE
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might trade my citizenship with Tim and get a 'citisenship' if you will haha
>>
want a fanny in my face before i die
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>>75690460
had some short showers here in NC
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>>75690483
Bit gay
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>>75690480
>>
the ones who steal property are the pirates
>>
dont like fannies
love willies
am NOT gay tho
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>>75690488
then you can go "on holiday" every year while working tesco and if you're hurt you can go to "hospital" (not the only one)
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>>75690501
kill yourself pirate scumbag
>>
>>75690510
You better be a grill
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>>75690517
el toffANO
>>
@510
in so much denial you emphasize it whenever talking
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just got back from my vacation to england.

very rude people, just laughed at me when i asked where to buy a fanny pack
>>
Bit tired of all the cuckery lads. Probably going to go to Ireland and get a culchie gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo
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>>75690475
don't think I ever saw you dora post? I have never and will never. it is beneath me.
>>
>>75690533
no sweetie x

>>75690538
delete
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>>75689858
does it bite
>>
'AAAIIILAAADD
>>
alri
>>
>>75690557
worthless being
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>>75690565
r u d e
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>>75690553
I have this one
>>75690562
'lri
>>
covfefe could almost be French
or maybe something turkish
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>>75690366
Just went through all 70 fucking questions
>>75690561
They are quite nippy when they are young but after 6 months - 1 year they are generally very tame
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>tfw joke about being gay with the lads
>realise some of them are actually gay
>>
hey thailad

opinions on thunder storms?
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>Gay
>Muslim
>Communist

try and think of a worse combination
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>THAIRAD! YOU GO SEE A RADYBOY AGAIN?!
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REAL THAILAD HOURS
SMASH THAT MOTHAFUCKIN NONCE BUTTON
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>>75690575
ah of course you do. ugh sometimes you're alri but sometimes, times like this, i just think you're a cunt again. psuedo trip nonsense. the flag is enough everyone knows it's you.
>>
imagine being a rugby lad in uni and building your whole identity on this sport even though you're shit at it?

:/
>>
>>75690597
>implying """"she"""" is not a ladyboy
>>
>>75690604
*replies to it*
>>
>>75690596
It's mentally ill ignore it. Impossible to engage anyway
>>
"fanny" is such a terrible word
wince a bit every time i see it
>>
>putting on the trip because famed flag shows up

says a lot about this community
>>
he's here
>>
worthless amoeba of a tripfag
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>>75690596
oh yeah lol i forget how gay muslim communists colonised the whole world after all.
>>
>>75690586
big fan as long as I'm indoors and they don't fuck with my electricity, which has happened a couple of times. Have huge ones here occasionally.
>>75690597
:/
>>75690601
It's just an old gimmick that got out of hand, rarely post old scrunchy faced azn lady anymore.
>>
>>75690621
please don't do that i appreciate you're excited being in /brit/ and all and you want to rock the boat a bit. well. you've had you're fun. that's enough now. just behave.
>>
>>75690604
rugby is a shit sport
>>
>>75690629
>t. just posted "THAILAD"
>>
Is Thailad the GOAT /brit/ poster? Can't think of anyone who's even a close second.
>>
>>75690626
same because it reminds me of idle threats from my grandmother if I acted up
>____, I'll spank your fanny if you do that again
>>
>>75690643
shit sport no history.

i also find it funny seeing manlets play it.
>>
>>75690642
*lowers head in submission*
*mutters under his breath*
>>
Is Galway as fun as it looks in the Ed Sheeran video?
>>
>>75690638
>we need to destroy the cishet white patriarchy, die cis scum!! ugh white privileged males, amirite hahahah

wonder why you don't have a gf yet numale
>>
>>75690650
He's a very sophisticated beta tested bot.
his posts are very sameish but have a degree of randomness to where the system doesn't mark it as spam
>>
thai chicANO
>>
>>75690670
no

life is shit
>>
>>75690650
he's a cool lad despite being a turbororke but I'm not going to suck his cock (maybe a little)
>>
benders
>>
>he's a cool lad despite being a turbororke
LOL and he fucks non white ladybois
>>
>>75690650
Craven was the all-time GOAT

Thailad is alri for now
The other current prominent personalities are quite cancerous though
>>
>>75690638
would absolutely increase the concavity of this ass munching lanklet if he walked toward me
>>
>The former head of South Africa’s main opposition party has been suspended from party activities following tweets in which she said colonialism had some positive results.

Why do South Africans get triggered so easily?
>>
Look, I can make a trip too
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beto has a point. Really makes you think
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Did a shot of rum and working on a Kahlua and half & half
>>
the stithces in my gums are falling out

feels weird t-b-h
>>
>>75690726
I feel like this isn't the trip you were expecting
>>
bums
>>
Only the name but the posts' quality will prove just how important I've become to late night /brit/.
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did someone say anime?
>>
>>75690744
Not quite sure what happened. Quite ironic really
>>
>>75690714
don't act like you were there.

everyone hated craven as well.
>>
alri
>>
>>75690601
it's not like we have a choice about flags. it's so easy to fall back into the shadows when in a nation whence many posters come.
my opinion: he's one of the few whom I can spot who doesn't try to shit-up threads, thus very positive.
>>
Getting a STRONG feeling that 190KG elastic waist is the paki commie bender sweaty poster. and hejust put his trip on for the arrival of thailad. if I am wrong, one thing is for sure. they are runts in absolutely equal measure. Fucking lickdicki and his autistic role playing
>>
just realised I'm not enjoying the perks of anonymity on here. Basically like a tripfag. Might try the so-called proxy
>>
so it is
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5do5FtHPv0
xth for hawaiian music
>>
waheeey
>>
may do an all nighter
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>>75690774
>he saved it and gave it a lovely filename
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>>75690774
yes I have more time for him than any other trip because he actually contributes and isnt actively annoying. just hate his trademark pics and shit and his bent website about himself which he admitedly hasn't posted for a while
>>
Yank on vacation here. Montreal is absolutely bro tier. 5/5, would recommend.
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>Being held under suspicion of murder
>hfw
>>
climate change is the phrenology/eugenics/lysenkoism of today
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>>75690785
you'll be fine as long as you dont start making trademark posts
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Spent the evening riding around in a GT500 catching up with the homie and watching basketball over a few brews

Most mild sounding Cobra badged car he's had yet but get into boost and it'll light the tires up in a hurry.

Things are looking up boys, got 2 checks coming in tomorrow and a paycheck friday. Got 2 cars paid off at 22, hoping to buy myself a house this fall, got no student debt, just need a qt gf and to flip the 2013 Focus I just bought for $500 and pay cash up front for a GTO so the insurance rates get cut in half.
>>
Yank on vacation here. Hull is absolutely bro tier. 5/5, would recommend.
>>
>>75690825
>Wanklat

well she could never live here.
>>
you are all losers
>>
Why are middle age people illiterate? Almost all of them type in caps with no punctuation and frequent spelling errors followed by a minimum of 2 exclamations marks.
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>Hull
>>
Your day are numbered /brit/.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-internet-regulated-london-bridge-terror-attack-google-facebook-whatsapp-borough-security-a7771896.html
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>>75690836
didn't read a word
a relative and her family is moving to Virginia though
enjoy the reggaetton
>>
>>75690851
those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
>>
>>75690836
This is the most yank post I have ever read the first line of. Please leave forever. I take back everything I said about yanks pretending to be british making me cringe. it's infinitely better than this.
>>
>>75690848
perhaps she uses the not uncommon nickname 'puu' to top it off.
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>>75690861
What part?

>>75690863
Regularly wear black tube socks with my Jordans and Janoskis 2bh
>>
>>75690854
They're not part of an internet culture where grammar faux pas are heavily ostracized
>>
>>75690878
Richmond
>>75690863
cackling at this post
>>
>>75690895
You really believe that social pressure is the only thing that makes people use the English language half decently online?
>>
doing a sad
>>
>>75690854
the average middle age person didn't have the same exposure and access to education/computers as younger people
>>
26+6=1
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>>75690932
why x
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>>75690922
comes off as arrogant especially when they preface something with

>As a x
>As someone who x

it's extremely fucking reddit and dismissive and pushes people away from you. such pretentious wankery gets ignored on the 'chon thank god. it's one of the many things i like about this place. people are much more modest and humble
>>
>>75690922
I literally didn't give a fuck at school. Taught myself to spell and use grammar (somewhat) correctly pwning nbz online in chat rooms and such at the end of/after school
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and to think I thought these things were going to thoroughly destroy grammar
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>>75690916
They're gonna get priced out of the decent parts of the city and end up in the Chicano infested outskirts unless they've got some money
>>
off to play Mario waheeeyyy
>>
how did the reddityank get a comment on poor middle aged grammar on the internet to general facebook sjwism
lmao
>>
>>75690857
>independent.co.uk
shall not be reading a solitary letter of that left-wing drivel
now go back to your discord you actual, literal cuckold
>>
>>75690954
lonely and tired
>>
>>75690981
The internet has actually sped up the evolution of language, improving grammar
>>
>>75691018
same x
go to bed sweetie
>>
>>75690981
Also this. at some point in my youth, abbreviating texts became scummy, or maybe that was my own perception, or maybe it was because texts were cheaper and more abundant, or maybe because I had more money? IRELLEVANT. I started using spell check so my texts looked super smooth, and learned to grammar a lot that way too.

The irony is, all the old people who said it would ruin grammar at the time STILL fucking write texts like that, on fucking SMART PHONES.
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