bizlit edition
my ancestors :)
I'm a member of a visible minority group
would you rather be thought of as a great artist or be a billionaire?
think i'd be the artist
emily
>>75679317
her eyes are a bit too far apart
>>75679305
>tfw I will be both
Jews snitched out Jesus.
Therefore Jews killed Jesus.
The only reason i passed my stock class is because he professor passed everyone.
Making an optimum portfolio is just 2 complicated, is all computers anyway.
>>75679302
>mfw invisible minority
I'm permanently moving to Alaska this summer guys
Time for comfy
>>75679305
>be a billionaire
>retire
>use money and free time to become a great artist
america is the new israel and americans are the new israelites
"israel" is a sham
americans are god's chosen people
i have thin and pursed lips like any self respecting white man should have
>>75679399
t. Joseph Smith
>he didnt get a solid B in microeconomics
LMAOing at ur life
>he didn't take engineering economics
PLEB
>he didnt get a B- in Econometrics
>he didn't take advanced Cyber Memetic theory
reminder that im whiter than the whole usa
>>75679443
Ive got nothing but good grades on my micro class.
There was this class with this roach teacher, 2 10/10 my 9/10 and then nothing but 6s and 7s.
felt pretty nice
Mi amor
>he fell for the university jest
Autodidactism is the supeiour route for education
lmaoing at your lives
got a C in micro
>>75679522
I too was in that thread
>mexicans
>white
>>75679536
I thought you failed econometrics and then dropped out
i dont wanna be your gf
>>75679522
mexicans can't be white you retard
>>75679516
It's even more horrible when you notice 9gag is mentioned in the same slide.
>>75679574
where the other 1%?
>got a C in my intro micro class
>got a B in my intermediate micro class
>>75679582
Ive never failed econometrics nigger.
I dropped out for a semester, ill be back in august now.
>>75679585
umm, no sweetie. you're mine, bent over and spread them, this is how it works hot cheeks.
>>75679516
they look so bored
If you're not me, you're not white
>CHI's
>white
>>75679650
You said the entire class failed
>mexican education
I see all these spics brag about their education but mexican degrees are worth shit
>>75679644
Ancient ayy lmao genes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens
Why are CHI's so desperate to appear white? We will never accept you
>>75679696
Ohhh, it was basically everyone failed the final exam except 2 students.
In my college if you fail the final exam you fail the class, but of course the teacher did a curve and only like half the class failed, got a 60/10 (minimum needed to not fail),
passing a mexican university course isn't an impressive feat
>'C-come with us to the beach Anon'
>have work in 2 hours
Fuck me...
I got an A in both my econometrics classes and don't remember a single thing other than the word "heteroskedasticity"
uni really is a meme
>>75679516
>>75679544
reminds me of this
Did you see my bf anywhere? He's a big black guy, 7 foot tall
>>75679780
>If everyone goes to University we will all be smart!
>half the people take low difficulty useless meme degrees
people treat me differently when i tell them where i go to college.
even people from other "exclusive" colleges go "you must be hella smart man, are you a future president?"
feels nice
but at the same time feel like i wasted a lot by being a depressive fagot.
>>75679805
H-hi
>>75679768
>uni really is a meme
Maybe if you got to a school filled with pedophiles
water and electricity is off in my house
got my phone battery left until I can't post anymore
have no water, have no dry food, all the fridge food is gonna spoil, have no drinks in the fridge.
is this a sign from allah
>>75679865
lmao mexicans must be even more poor and stupid than i thought to think some dumb econ student isn't retarded.
>>75679850
Every fucking girl and black guy here is taking a useless communications or psych degree
it's just embarrassing
>>75679868
I thought you said you were a manlet?
>>75679768
well no shit
you lose knowledge that you don't use
>>75679865
My friends ex-gf goes to Harvard and we used to call her mustache face, it's not that big a deal here
>>75679930
>psych degree
It's fucking ridiculous how many women study psych
my sister is a communications major
>>75679938
I'm 6'1
>>75679992
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>75679992
Why the fuck do people get communications degrees? What the fuck do they plan on doing with them? They're so useless that even getting a libshit degree is better.
>>75679965
probably because harvard is a big college, mine only has like 2,000 students,
and a lot end up in the government in high ranks, so it creates a reputation of an elite think thank with the right wingers, and that of a elitist cult with the left wingers.
I wrote a problem for a underclassmen programming competition and they accepted it.
>>75679930
Then people wonder why having degrees doesn't just grant jobs anymore.
>>75680037
What's wrong with communications?
>>75680037
They plan to marry up
>>75680003
I hope you aren't lying to me Urkel
took a communications class once and most of the people there were girls
at least that course made me better at talking with people i dont know
>>75680051
What did she mean by this?
>>75680062
brainlet
>>75680097
W-why would I lie?
I'm actually taking my first Communications class tmrw, I'll tell you all how it is
What is it with Americans and hot sauces?
Every fucking thread on reddit where some guy asks what to bring to get over homesickness blabla comfort food shit people will say "HOT SAUCES!!!"
Jesus fucking Christ what a shithole of a country
>>75680180
on my first day in my course my professor split the class into two groups and then made us talk to every single person from the other group for two minutes
>>75680126
Screw you idiot
Im going to work for a reputable company while you stay here retard
gotta have my cholula
>>75680119
It's a meme you dip
>>75680240
Ive had a lot of classes do this
its for getting aqcuainted
I had a "communications" course in my first semester. it was basically how to not look like an aspie at work and how to make a decent powerpoint presentation. not sure if this is the same as what people learn for a communications degree
>>75680240
>ice-breaker activities
The bane of autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16yarf4ZCwA
How do I become a redneck?
Do I get to be angry about normies in easy degrees if I'm in a hard degree but I sort of suck at it
>>75680240
>>75680284
It sounds like it would be useful for a lot of posters here actually
I had to talk an anthropology class to fill a "breadth of education" requirement and took a class about pirates.
post redpilled films
>>75680312
Drink lots of Coca-Cola and get a sunburn on your neck, you're already halfway there.
>>75680320
Then why don't you pick a major you'll be good at idiot
>>75680312
a 12 pack of keystone light, WWE, a shotgun, and 3 decades of inbreeding
I'm not telling you what to do...
>>75680227
It helps by making you feel other things instead of sick.
>>75680284
mine was on public speaking
you got docked points for every "umm" and "ughh"
>>75680332
probably would be. it actually worked pretty well for me at least
>>75680312
move to the country, become a farmer, and live a simple life
>>75680349
>>75680359
because I'm not good at anything else
>>75680349
>>75680332
didn't really help me. maybe I should take another look at the textbook
>>75680246
nigga im in engineering
>>75680312
Buy a gun and a huge rusty ford pickup, brew bathtub alcohol, and speak like you just learned the english language yesterday
>>75680367
he's icelandic so he's probably on 30 decades of inbreeding
>>75680406
good taste
I took a class on Slavic Culture and Civilization to fulfill my diversity requirement
>>75680132
Nobody wants to be a manlet...
>diversity requirement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXqRPb5sE4
>tfw you will never live in San Diego, California
>Cincinnati
>>75680388
Then don't do university you moron
>>75680406
And I'm supposed to be impressed?
I bet you're shit at it too
>>75680449
You don't want to live in California
>>75680463
>Marylander trying to insult Cincinnati
:^)))
>>75679255
You forgot one :^)
>>75680431
did you learn proper squatting techniques?
took a class on Canadian history and learnt that Canada is better than the US because we have multiculturalism in our constitution
>>75680449
Ive always wanted to visit San diego, but still havent
Petco park looks comfy af
>tfw I have knowledge of diversity
>cincinatti
san diego isn't white
>>75680449
San Diego is great
probably the nicest city in CA
>>75680501
>there are people who unironically believe that
>>75680493
Some guy included slav squat in his presentation and the entire class cringed
Why hasn't the United States made English and Spanish their official languages yet?
today i have to master chapter 12
which is
planes, lines of intersection, limit existence, directional derivatives (namely knowing how to make a normal or w/e), some min/max problem, linear approximation, locating min/max/saddle/abs. min/max, and some min/maximization problem of a function
tomorrow i have to master chapter 13
which is
double integrals over rectangular regions, double integrals over general regions (figuring out the order of integrations and the variables used in integration), double integrals in polar coordinates (plus same as before), triple integrals in cylindrical and spherical coords (plus same as before), and a change of variables
toughest will be figuring out what to integrate and where along the shape (not the basic calculus arithmetic)
the next day i have to master chapter 14
which is
vector fields in 2 and 3 dimensions, line integrals of the vector fields, line integrals with circulation and flux, conservative vector fields and potential functions, line integrals on closed curves and path independence, Green's Theorem with flux & circulation, divergence and curl (moving into 3D, Green's was for 2D), surface integrals and parameterization, Stokes' Theorem, and finally Divergence Theorem
how will i do it in time, especially the last two chapters
>>75680559
some people just dont know when to "turn it off"
in my communications class some guy did his presentation on anime and had several slides about hentai
>>75680539
Went to San Diego for a family vacation a couple years ago. The only remarkable thing I saw the entire time was three hookers getting into a fight.
>>75680584
>the modern United States passing a constitutional amendment
>Spanish
>Cincinnati
I hope you're worth my time...
spanish will never be an official language in this country
good m e m e
>>75680601
>Amish
>>75680599
chapter 13 you can learn it on a day, except the triple integrals ( ihave no idea).
chapter 14 yeah i like yeahhh no.
>>75680641
mac demarco sucks
california would be better if all californians were killed and replaced by amish
>>75680690
t. Jebediah
>>75680690
accurate
>t. Jebediah
>>75680690
Good post
>>75680718
CHI
>>75680690
>California would be better if all Californians were killed
Yeah, that's pretty much a given
Jebediah Springfield
I'm proud to have California, the Gold Coast, as my home! God bless the U.S.A! U.S.A!
>>75679330
My nigger
Old Order Mennonites or Amish, who beith better?
half of californians can't speak english
>>75680789
hideous
absolutely hideous
>>75680782
good post
Who's your favorite loli?
>>75680789
I want to suck the sweat out of her asshole
>>75680835
Dragon Loli
>>75680835
>>75680837
why do you have to be weird always
>>75680857
great post
I hate all Californians
Why do you guys keep posting cincinnati?
It's a shitty nowhere city
>>75680835
spanish
>>75680892
dumb no-flagger
>>75680887
>wanting to suck the sweat out of a plump taiwanese girlanus is weird
>>75680892
>Third largest city in Ohio
>>75680789
>this is what she used to look like
>>75680782
She's a little bit to pale to e Californian tbqh
>>75680920
>ohio
As I said shitty nowhere city
>every californian has a tan
>>75680923
yeh she was so 可愛 and petite
FFUCK
Didn't notice that the other thread reached 310+
i was waiting for new posts
>>75680857
Why is Kanna so damn thicc
who is your favorite insane woman?
this is mine
https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/871138620043915267
>every californian can speak without a lisp
>>75680988
>denmark is being stupid again
I was going to make fun of you for it but I wanted to see how long you'd stay there
brb going to cali
>>75681011
Yeah, without memes, what's up with that? Every Californian I've met had a kinda airy-gayish lisp. A lot of east-coasters have one too.
>>75680999
>ISIS and Assad
probably Iran too
I dont have a lisp
>>75680999
>Putin funds ISIS and Al Qaeda
>>75681044
>>75681108
Stop laughing at people
>>75681059
they aren't socialized enough at a young age
It's a real problem on the west coast
me and the lads
What do you think about this?
>>75681238
don't mind this actually
>>75681238
There's too much Arabs and blacks in Quebec already no thanks.
>>75681238
I am a Canadian and only a Canadian. FUCK OFF
>quebec goes back to france
>america annexes canada
>america bullies france until the end of time
>>75681363
but we like france
Not a huge fan of the French desu
>>75680974
>Californians
>White
>>75681235
Somebody tell Hannibal Burress
>>75681390
yes
>>75680989
She was meant for impregnation and raising strong half-dragon babies
>>75681381
See >>75681384 your negroes don't like them.
>>75681238
no we annex Canada instead
>>75680599
what class is this and how old are you
this sounds intimidating and I feel like I'm too old already
>>75680599
I hope for your sake that this isn't your first day covering the material, because you're fucked if it is
>>75681508
import more of your cheeses pls
>>75681238
why do I see that aniem girl used with france topics?
>>75681542
unironically this
we need to drive those yellow plastic cheese slices off the market
>>75681461
27
this is multivariable calculus (calc. 4 at my university)
i've seen some websites refer to it as calc 3--I have no recollection of what i did in calc 3 a few years back
most people are probably done with it 2-3 years in
>>75681538
Barely passed my other exams so it'll be rough.
keep posting bebi
>tfw two smart to get to Calc 3
>>75681784
Feet are still the most disgusting part of a woman
>>75681820
lol
goodbye /cum/. I will miss you guys
notable is fucking stupid it should be spelled noteable
why is platinum disco so addicting
stop replying to it
>>75681887
goodbye
>>75681887
See you tomorrow
My Karma keeps growing ))
>>75681887
hope you dont come back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kEb3PugzuU
>>75681937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJKcyNBiJao
My results on Diversity Recognition
>75% Hispanic
>19% White
>2% Asian
>2% Other
>1% Black
Am I Chicano?
>>75682066
Come home brown man
>>75682066
>>75681286
>>75681286
>>75681286
>>75681547
about a month ago there was a ouiaboo that started making threads everyday about us waking up or going to sleep with this pic
>>75681542
I thought americans hated our cheese hence why they make fun of it.
I heard that you don't have our cars, is it true? is it because they don't interest you or we don't sell them in NA?
>>75682101
Fuck off with your forced general that dies before it gets 30 replies
>>75681443
Baka! It was a joke
Not a big fan of the Swedish tho
>>75682101
HEEMd
>>75682101
>Mods deleted /CHI/
Based
>>75682101
its deleted
what was this thread about?
>>75682132
>black
>doesn't like Swedes
wtf
>>75682102
No one here know what good cheese is. We have some nice cheese, but it's mostly cheddar. You can't say you want the food to be nicer here without being called a fruit or and elitist.
Also the only cars we import are from Asia and Germany. The auto union is very strong here. They might require you have a factory for them here if you want to sell them here or something like that.
>tfw you filter /CHI/
muenster is the thinking man's cheese
>>75680974
>>75681390
Being able to tan is a characteristic of the White Race!
Niggers can't tan!
Any group of people who follow the teachings of a 1,400 year old goatfucker pedo warlord are bound to have some issues.
>>75681926
>>75682294
Please delete this post, it is insulting
ah yes
alcohol
>>75682215
/CHI/ doesn't deserve a general, thank fuck they banned it
>>75682327
Had a beer for dinner.
>>75682202
Why would i lke the Swedish??
I do like Germans, Germans are cool
>>75682396
was it dipped in feet?
>>75682409
>why would a negro like the swedish
You haven't been on /int/ for long have you?
/cum/ is a shitfest right now
>>75682494
unfortunately not
but i had cybersex with my gf before i started cooking dinner and she showed me her feet a lot
>>75682521
>right now
problem:
I havent eaten anyting all day
my sammich is back in my dorm
my dorm is all the way across campus, and Im sure my idiot roommates have people over for the basketball game
wut do
>>75682580
You could probably go a few days without food tbqh
>>75682527
What does your gf think of your fetish? How did you introduce it to her?
>>75682625
he doesn't have a gf
stop replying to the footkraut
>>75682609
what a fucking shit answer
>>75682580
why don't you drive someplace
>>75682580
sleep under a bridge and beg for food
>>75682738
dont have a car
the uni shuttle only comes in 90 minute intervals
time travel is real
>>75682580
you can survive for at least three weeks without food
man up pussy
>>75682738
>the thought of going without food angers and confuses the burger
>>75682765
*drinks incredibly heavily*
*wakes up a week later*
hm yes it is
>>75682625
doesn't care
never sat down at a table with her and said "hey listen i have this thing for feet" lol
just start the succ and if she cool she cool you will just be able to tell
>>75682644
of course i do and i will marry her
>>75682765
Yeah, we keep slowly going into the future. Well except for one Mexican...
>>75682805
>>75682873
He is wise
>>75682873
He's right. Skinny people drink Coke Zero, not that disgusting """Diet""" Coke
>>75682498
Hmmm. So if i were to go to Sweden I would be able to get a gf
Ive had maybe 3 coke zero's in the entire span of my life
>>75682919
Probably, memes are never wrong.
So what am I supposed to do in Witcher 3?
I'm on the Lilac and Gooseberries quest, should I just keep playing?
>>75683007
yes
you have to do that one to continue the story
>>75683007
Just play a better game instead, like Skyrim.
>>75683007
have you played Witcher 1&2?
>>75682784
I don't understand this general sometimes. Everyone loves blogposting and foodposting and animeposting and pornposting but at the same time everyone is really harshly judgemental to others about their habits.
Like this guy is just making some dumb post about food and you're immediately jumping on what he maybe "should" do, if he was proper and good, which is shut up and deal with it for a day. That's fine I guess but I'm sure it wouldn't be so easy for you either. Even if this specific thing would be easy for you, you have your own bad habits and vices too, you're not the master of anti degeneracy or properness.
it's like the other day someone made a post like "I got off a rough day at work and fell asleep and now I have homework I didn't do" and someone else said "this is your own fault faggot nobody to blame but yourself" which was really unnecessarily hard on him. I mean, a lot of people like me flat out don't have the capacity to work and be a student at the same time, and this guy's working and then has a bad day and then gets yelled at for not being perfect (but being fucking better than a lot of people already). That anon who berated him is not a master of properness either.
so it's like this place is a super competitive environment but at the same time everybody's a useless piece of shit themselves
>>75683052
I don't need to
This girl looks back at you and gives you this look.
Wat do?
when should i cook din dins /cum/
I'm feeling sexy right now
>>75683192
>this place is a super competitive environment but at the same time everybody's a useless piece of shit themselves
Welcome to 4chan
>>75683192
thought you were talking about hospital-kun's foodposting for a minute and got happy ;_;
>>75683237
you're a piece of shit
>>75683192
>so it's like this place is a super competitive environment but at the same time everybody's a useless piece of shit themselves
this should be a banner
>>75683235
tendies
then post them
could heem many a posters ITT at once
>>75683290
Pfft. Sadly but fortunately there is none
Just filtered something
Americans are so fucking stupid
>>75683330
f*ck off c*nt
>>75683330
Don't make me laugh, you can barely heem your dick
>>75683312
when
not what
going to be cooking pasta with sausage and onions and peppers
>>75683401
doesn't matter because I have a GF that heems my dick
>>75683416
fuck that shit make tendies
thank god for that starbucks™ on campus, or I wouldve had to go back to my dorm
>>75681996
No you don't
>>75683474
no fuck you
Where did everyone go?
>>75683693
banned
I think I'm going to visit London in July
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvWbe4ydXlQ
im reading r/latestagecapitalism
not a single neuron to be found
Well, I just accidentally lost $60 USD worth of bitcoins
I'm starting a new job in two weeks so it's not too devastating of a loss, I think.
Where did that paha sapa guy fuck off to
>>75683863
in my foreskin
>>75683843
how
>>75683843
how?
>weeks and months of class fly by
>the final 2 days before finals feel like an eternity
Hello americans I recently visited San Francisco and it was very refreshing to be somewhere that you could express yourself freely and in the most bizarre way possible and nobody would care or look at you sideways.
Canadians and Mexicans online have always been very nice people! They're so humble
>>75683863
Don't mention him, he might never come back if we ignore him.
Ex school janitor here. I came across a whole list of tabs the cafeteria lady was keeping track of for kids once. Yes, I took it upon myself to clean that mess up and file it right into my trash.
e: 1st gold, thank you friend. Thanks for all the support, everyone. I had to leave because of an injury but I already wanted to get out of there for my sanity.
edit 2 almost a month after not feeling right about this gold and not being able to shake the annoyance: Ironically enough, I would have been able to use the 3.99 it took to give me that lot more than I'll use reddit gold for a month. I still appreciate the sentiment, but I'd rather have a mentor or someone to willing to apprentice me in anything because I have no idea what do now, I have no employable skills or experience for the jobs where I live that I could do without losing my mind and I may have to go homeless to find work in some other corner of the US.
Where did that baja "girl" fuck off to
next edition better be good
>>75683963
Uhh, thanks.
>>75683963
san francisco is comfy
did you visit AT&T park?
>>75683941
The best part of my day is talking to a girl I like in class
And I don't talk to her everyday even though I wish I could
FUCKING WASPS REEEEE
>>75684002
Got a new job or something and didn't need to harvest virgin (you)'s anymore.
>>75683992
holy shit
>>75683192
you feel that way because people post anonymously, and you're confusing one poster for another poster.
i blog post, but i'm also succesfull. anime is for losers and failures. i will never watch that trash
>>75683663
>trap
>.wmv
A double no-no
>san francisco is comfy
>>75684083
it's a woman
trap in the literal sense as she is so sweet she traps the guy
>>75684118
theres the pic Ive been trying to find for weeks
thanks
>>75683932
>>75683938
>Wanted to resubscribe to my VPN service
>Sent $30 in bitcoins
>Transaction doesn't confirm
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>Check my wallet
>Transaction is still unconfirmed
>Decide to send the same transaction again
>Transaction doesn't confirm
>Both transactions are stuck in the "unconfirmed" state for 2 weeks
>Assume the transaction will get canceled by the network and delete my VPN login info
>fast forward another week
>Check my wallet today
>all of my transactions were confirmed last night
>No longer have my login info because I deleted it last week
You ever tie in Kirby Airride?