CANADA + USA + MEXICO
edition edition
>>75675241
the gf
>>75675241
And so...the cum beast is born
I waited for the 301st post, penny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
>>75675394
What did your gf mean by this?
call me "penny" one more fucking time faggot
HE WAS A BOI
>>75675467
Penny
*calls anon penny one more time*
tfw no gf
>>75675359
True.
>>75675467
P E N N Y
What's your favorite US state
>>75675366
underrated post
>>75675552
Denial.
>>75675552
Washington
>>75675552
California
>>75675552
Vermont
>California
>>75675552
Texas
>>75675552
Mine
>>75675552
California
>>75675638
don't see many mexicans in silicon valley
Starting to think maybe the 1 flag Pennsylvanian is a self hating chicano
nap time
Reminder that /cum/ is a scrub-free zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
>>75675397
*cum beast roars in distance*
>>75675427
good show
i'm white (brown hair)
I'm white (blond hair)
>>75675552
California lad
>>75675552
Oregon
/r/islam today is basically
>NotAllMuslims
>B-b-but right wing extremism
>Fuck racists
but 0 "how do we solve this problem" posts
I'm white (bebi hair)
I'm >white (brown hair)
>brown hair
not white
>>75675751
There is no problem.
Islam is the religion of peace.
>why yes, I go on reddit
>mexican
not white
>openly admitting to using reddit
>browsing reddit
Not a fan of this gimmick
>>75675751
>/r/islam is a thing
could have just as well not known that
men are more prone to emotion than women are which is why we should have women in office
>>75675805
I'm under a blanket below a highway expressway. No one can see me
every time you guys mention that you browse reddit i get a little sad
I'm Asian (high iq Chinese variant with lots of ¥¥¥¥¥)
eight (8) pages to write on my research tonight
I can't justify only using one website. Reddit is fine
Fedoras look classy and women love them.
>"b-but muh memes"
Sorry, can't hear you over all my gfs. *tips fedora*
>>75675842
>i'm denying the legitimacy of the most popular internet forum because i'm a cool anonymous 4chan hax0r xD
fuck outta here you shitlord
>have to wait 2 days to take my last final
*looks at u*
do you think i can score 100 on my final exam with 3 nights left to study after getting 70s on my other exams?
never reply to me every again you disgusting footkraut
>>75675552
Cali baby
>>brown hair
>not white
>>75675902
Nigger I've passed finals on two days of studying beforehand, you'll do just fine
proud
>>75675894
I remember when we lewdposted...
I have moved one, you should too.
>>75675927
Not him, but
>every
I can't wait for the white race to die out.
why yes i love california
*goes searching for water and gets shot by 90 IQ mexican*
>white people
>white
If you're not from the Caucaus mountain range(Turkey and Iran need not apply)..you're not white
Why are Americans like this
REALLY want a teeny weeny house I can drag with me wherever and live like a hippie in
>>75675956
usually i get in 2 hours on the 2nd night and 3 hours on the last night because i have no discipline
if you're not me you're not white, it's just the facts
>>75676040
Whites are garbage.
>>75675970
it's fun from time to time, no?
>>75676038
That's still manageable if you've been going to class and keeping up with the material
>>75676030
you want something teeny weeny? look in your pants
>>75676011
the droughts been over for months, dude
Denmark is an exceptionally unfunny country today
What kind of idiot college still has classes going on? Unless you guys are in high school
>>75676177
Did he bully you just now?
>>75676196
CSU system is september through june
>>75676196
how idiotic does someone have to be to think everyone is on the same schedule
american tier education
>>75676223
>he
Watch your pronouns, bub
>>75676196
Ya I'd hate to be studying in June. Hot as balls already
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>>75676196
Californians are not only behind in their timezone but Universities as well
Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>75675552
Wisconsin
>>75676270
May is graduation season. Everyone knows this.
>>75676336
Why do you guys call them bubblers?
>tfw just turned 18
What happens now?
>>75676278
>bub
Did you just call me blob?
>>75676238
Same in Washington.
>>75676298
In the words of my friend
'Buzzfeed is ass cancer'
>>75676385
Everything goes downhill
The rich acquire assets. The poor and middle class acquire liabilities that they think are assets.
>>75676140
enjoy this momentary reprieve
>>75676414
I want to punch your friend.
>you wake up in taiwan
>>75676336
Hey, it's that anon again
>>75676406
No bub.
Bill Maher used the N-Word.
It's 2017 ffs when will America wake up.
>>75676463
I have to visit and quench my thirst
*immediately books a flight out as soon as possible*
>>75676463
I don't speak any Cantonese or Mandarin so that may cause some problems
>>75676463
Terminate footkraut tbqh
>>75676462
Get in line, asshole
Holy shit hahahhaha
Mississippi
2 s and 2 p
HAHAHHAHA TENNESSEE
2 N 2 S AND 2 E
HAHAHHAHA
>>75676523
为什么你不是?
>>75676604
what?
kys
if i were an advertiser i would purposefully choose only white models
>>75676372
Why don't you guys call them bubblers?
>>75676475
Hello
I want a stoner jungle asian gf.
if i were an advertiser i would purposefully choose only black models
>>75676496
Here's some dirty panties just for you
>>75676666
bad quads
>>75676662
Because bubbler sounds silly, water fountain or drinking fountain are the correct way to call them.
If I were an advertiser I would pander to whichever ethnic group was most willing to spend their money on the things I was advertising
got the 6699 digits again
*write another tally mark*
>>75676699
I want a exotic asian stoner gf because I want her to be high around me
>>75676677
>when you're making out with the GF in the nude and she rubs her pucci on your thigh and then lifts up to hop on ya dick and she is slimin so hard she pulls a string of puccijuice
>>75676781
grim
I'm poor and mentally challenged
>>75676766
I knew a flip stoner girl and she was a big time coal-burner, rethink your priorities bud.
>>75676811
good for you
I'm Jewish and neurotic
>>75676881
*queues laugh-track*
>google creamy milkshake recipe
>this is one of the top results
https://diyordievaping.com/2017/03/27/chocolate-milkshakes/
>>75676632
how do you write that in america?
kiill yoursseelff?
It was like 75F here yesterday and now it's cold and rainy
had a dream about high school last night
>>75676526
Why
don't remember my dreams
just got my janitor acceptance email
Hola
SATURDAY, IN THE PARK
>>75677060
BALD
A
L
D
>>75677014
If you have to ask...
Thew white guy is still odd to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25rL-ooWICU
>>75677053
Don't forget about us in lil ol cum as you head to the top, canabro
my dreams either just make me sad, like last night, or they are nightmares
i cannot remember the last nice dream i had
im a male lesbian
The flags are great and all but take away from the thrill of anonymous posting. Can't be myself.
>doing it for free
>why yes, i am the "kraut"
>>75677053
plz heem footkraut, leafbey, ikibey etc.
sitewide ban of germany WHEN
>>75677248
soon insh'allah
I dont know why you all dont just filter the k*aut
conservatism is the new counter culture
Dont group me in with retards
Im beyond retarded
>>75677053
Dont forget where you cam from bub
>>75677248
>>75677269
no ban for me, right?
More like Dr. Faggot
>>75677283
because sometimes i want to see german posts when i'm posting outside of /cum/
reckon my penis is a bit disproportionately large for my height
liberals in a nutshell
>Obamacare may have some problems, but don't destroy it just fix it!
>Our society has too many problems, we need to destroy it and replace it!
Dont tell nobody
>liberals in a nutshell
>>Obamacare may have some problems, but don't destroy it just fix it!
>>Our society has too many problems, we need to destroy it and replace it!
>>75677385
>sometimes i want to see german posts
Why?
Ive been labeled everything in the book
>>75677248
Just tell Merkel about 4chan and I'm sure Germany will make accessing the site illegal.
have some sick memes in the pipeline
>Why?
just did a big poo
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
But have you been labeled a ass slinging cash ringer
I am going to deck all you poncy runtoids.
Even been called white trash
Why didn't you jump in front of that train haitiano?
>>75677405
What's wrong with just fixing Obamacare? Also what liberals want to destroy society?
>>75677508
>breitshart
*cracks open a cold one*
ah
I get ALL of my news from screenshots of clickbait article titles
ho am I supposed to fap in solitude if some pajeet just sat at the table next to me
society in its current shape is unsustainable
>>75677594
fuck you cuck
>>75677607
*decks you*
Alri, who's next?
>>75677568
That would be redundant all whites are trash
>>75677638
Don't talk to my wifes son like that
>>75677527
Cant wait
>>75677638
You've convinced me. I'm officially redpilled
>>75677654
>>75677571
Oh yeah, that was the isreali who derailed threads right? He still alive?
>>75677623
*Drops your cellphone in the toilet*
>>75677623
Wish I had solid poopoos
We did it guys, we laid the Paqi out
>>75677712
He is posting in this thread with a swedish flag
>first few results for adult coloring book
fuck this
>>75677595
>>75677616
>why yes reality bothers me
>>75677771
Girls who like harry potter are huge red flags
once had a poo so large and thick it wouldn't break off or move and it hurt big time
>>75677795
What did you name it ?
>>75677623
Is that my son? What's he doing there?
>>75677795
high quality posts like this are why i browse /cum/
>>75677790
I know
I drink too much coffee for my own good and take gigashits on the daily
i remember i had to push my fingers near my tailbone where the rectum is to squeeze that shit out
>>75677919
>Metric sucks
>uses "k" as a shorter version of thousand
explain?
got a filtered (You)
>>75677968
I don't use k I use g
now fuck off
Why not just push the area between your cock and your ass?
>>75677971
r e d d i t
why would that help
Drunk AS FUCK and just threw some ket into the equation
can you even filter extraflags?
>>75678005
why did that guy use Giga if america doesnt use metric? >>75677914
Despite my very unhealthy diet my poos are usually easy and regular
>>75678058
nope
Never done it? It helps a lot
On a side not
>turn off my LA flag
>another LA poster appears
Where are you from faggot
>>75677779
The guy had a huge criminal record anyway.
Funny thing is that all those hatepost cases are being put to court by some German-Korean lawyer who probably found a way to boost his business.
>>75678012
Is that called the gooch or the taint?
>>75678093
I've had this flag before you
faggot
>filtering anybody
It's like you don't even want to experience /cum/ in all its raw majesty desu
Just did some parellel parking. Feels good.
2014 was 7 years ago
>>75678128
He filtered reddit because the word sums up just about all his posts
parallel parking is easy
>>75678147
stupid american
>>75678180
just like your mom lol
>>75678102
>The government is also planning to launch a compensation system for victims of online hate speech. In September, the federal criminal office BKA launched raids across the country to catch hate propagators.
>get made fun of online
>Germans pay you
Maybe you should focus on monitoring the terrorists?
if you filter me you are a bad poster
>>75678172
still projecting your reddit on others hmmm
>>75678060
Bytes use kilo, mega, giga and are not metric.
good one
>>75678106
It's between your dick and your ass
So i'll call it Danish
>>75678120
Still doesn't answer my question
CHI-
>>75678229
Bytes use the metric scale.
Kilo, Mega, Giga and Terra are metric.
hahaha that's funny. very funny...
>>75678256
Torrance
where are you from? I bet you're from the valley lmao
>>75678222
I wouldn't miss my chance to post this
love reddit, hate blacks
Just practiced driving, time to do some more productive shit... hmmmm, what should I do?
Fuck r*ddit burn them all
Kibibyte
Mebibyte
Gibibyte
>living in southern california
>>75678324
Do this
You should find a different thread to post in ryan thats what you should do
>>75678358
think that dog has autism
is it meme-sunday at /cum/?
>>75678304
>Torrance
You're not even LA
See flag
>>75678324
jack off
>love reddit
>>75678383
so what does it actually do?
>living anywhere else in Cali but LA
Hello nigger
>>75678403
i-its in the county
all shit aside Glendale is cool
heard yall niggas was talking shit about reddit
>>75678464
it gave my computer autism dont do it
The Fugitive is a terrible movie, especially the protagonist, people who emulate him are autistic
>>75678464
Let's you access the secret board, see the moderator IRC and some people's IP addresses etc.
>Hello nigger
>>75678464
seems like you delete some crutial system drivers for windows, not exactly sure if the text you add even does anything.
to be honest i'm a little said someone though i was this new.
>>75678500
Baseball state
read a finance book
>living within 10 miles of LA
this general is shit, and so are you
>high school diploma
>cities with spanish names
no thanks
>>75678480
just bantz brotha
it's a nice place to live but its getting swarmed with new residents
Torrance is pretty nice too, the only thing that bugs me is how bad the traffic can get(or at least from my experience)
>i'm a little said someone though i was this new.
>>75678479
keep the glendale flage on
sonora has seen my sister's face
There are people here who don't know what the hosts file is. sad.
>>75678599
john c bogle looks like a player
i have a friend who started a company reading only financial books, he started to get money through its contacts and at its peak he was managing what, id say, 2 maybe 3 million dollars?
Not much you know but a lot for someone 22 years old.
One day he asked me the difference between alpha and beta.
The stock market is a joke.
>>75678658
it's always people from other states who move in and shit it up
and they always blame californians for moving to other states
.
>We now have 2 LA posters
>Northerner and a Southerner
Ahh, it's like the Union vs the South again
>>75678684
Stop discussing my gf
i wish i was a mexican entrepreneur
my sister would never date you
Willing to translate German texts for free.
>>75678741
Why is this lad working without a shirt on
That cannot be sanitary
She wishes she was as lucky
>>75678792
>In September 2014, Forbes listed Slim as number 1 on its list of billionaires with a net worth of US$81.6 billion.
>As of December 2016 his net worth is US$48.1 billion.
>>75678665
hate the flag desu
>>75678722
Fuckin flyovers
I swear i can't find a person who doesn't say
"Oh i'm born in (insert state here)"
>>75678792
I've fantasized about moving to a third world country with a lot of assets and setting up business there and living like a king
the gf
>>75675833
What's wrong with that?
Actually the only thing wrong with that is that it's reddit. Of course muslims exist and so have a community on a popular website. But it's unfortunate that that website is popular and exists at all. r/christianity is a thing too, they have a picture of a refugee family in their sidebar. Reddit really, really just cannot fucking resist being the most insufferable, arrogantly smug holier-than-thou website in the world. r/islam, I assume, is full of moderate dumb useless muslims just like how r/christianity is filled with moderate dumb useless christians. To them there's no difference between the religions and peoples of the world besides what one is born into by coincidence, reddit is all the same.
>>75678872
>the soon to be richest man in the world is a bastard from texas
>>75678887
i've fantasized about moving to a third world country and being a degenerate english teacher
let's all betroth our sisters to other cumposters so we all get gfs
My friend also told me of a really good plan with the only risk being the USD-MXN price that you can always cover with futures.
The dumbass didnt go ahead with it because the "apps that they use in the US are too complicated" meaning the web interface.
He is such a dumbass yet he does so well.
Am i the only one who is bugged by the texture of makeup on women?
If we're making out, you better wipe your face or else ill use my toilet paper, bitch
>>75678659
explain yourself simpsonsposter
The key to success is taking educated risks and being outgoing, if neither of these things describe you then I have bad news
Not liking this new L.A. poster, the old one was bad enough.
>>75678965
I don't have any sisters
>>75679063
*he typed out on a copy of a japanese image board to people who are mostly NEETs*
>>75678684
sup
btw i dont think ppl know who i am, i never come to this thread
>>75679068
*beheads you*
The key to success is having dark skin, a vagina, or both and then complaining about being oppressed.
>>75679087
lucky bastard
>>75679063
Network and make your money work for you, that's really all there is to it
>>75679100
WAGEY RAGEY
the key to success is being a white hispanic so that you are white and get affirmative action benefits
The key to success is being a member of the chosen race
>>75679045
Should I post the pic of your face or no?
im generally low ambition
Reminder
i'm 1/8th native and could benefit from affirmative action
>>75679041
Fob level English
The key to success cost only 9.99. Email me to find out how.
>god favorite religious ethno group is the jews
>you hate jews
Hmmm, I wonder who is in the wrong here?
>>75679194
really makes me think how many CHI's are posting in this thread right now
NEED a qtpi jewess gf, buds
The key to success is to get me to suckle your wang
Come hither and make me choke
>>75679194
reminder
>canada is being lewd again