Brazil

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>>75674036
Brazil is UMA DELICIA

Sorry I don't think macaco is uma delícia

I dont want get stabbed/robbed at every corner of any street

>>75674174
>I dont want get stabbed/robbed at every corner of any street
ah yes, just like the 200 million people living here everyday happy

I value both my kidneys, no thanks.

>>75674036
Don't speak Portuguese.
Don't wanna get stabbed.
Don't want my children to be malnourished due to annual shortages
Don't wanna live under a corrupt government.

>>75674279
So did the 15 million Spanish Brazilians here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Brazilians

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>>75674344
>Don't speak Portuguese.
But you already speak Spanish chicano
>Don't wanna get stabbed.
But you sure seem eager to get shot
>Don't want my children to be malnourished due to annual shortages
Yeah, I can see that worry really everywhere in the US to the point of everyone having fat reserves
>Don't wanna live under a corrupt government.
Yes, we can truly see the US as the corrupt-free nation role model

>>75674221
I'm white. I would be the target #1 for any of you. I know enough stories of friends not the set a foot into brazil

>>75674036
Faggot the real strategy to get people to come is insist we're full.

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>>75674572
Ah yes, no one is white here in Brazil. You will clearly stand out simply because of your skin color here in Brazil

>>75674473
>But you already speak Spanish chicano
I speak German
>But you sure seem eager to get shot
Always have been
>Yeah, I can see that worry really everywhere in the US to the point of everyone having fat reserves
At least here my kids will have food to eat on demand
>Yes, we can truly see the US as the corrupt-free nation role model
DESU i'd rather live in Libya 9 years ago but it didn't get fucked by us than live in Brazil.

>>75675031
desu

>>75675031
>At least here my kids will have food to eat on demand
Are you really that ignorant?

>>75674362

Foram aí pelo ouro, cuidado com eles.

>>75675031
>At least here my kids will have food to eat on demand
Yeah, it's not like we are the biggest main exporter of food in the world hahah. we starving pls gib food plox

>>75675100
probably. Elaborate on that question.

>>75674036
How come SA doesn't have problems with racial tensions like the USA?

>>75675372
Good question considering blacks were enslaved in both areas. Or at least somewhat.

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Because my mother is a chad and had many lovers
Biological father is a manlet worked hard to be gaudily rich, somehow managed to knock up my mother but she hates him cos he's a manlet remember
Mother married some litteral faggot later who never fucked her but always tracked and persecuted me
My mother dresses like a youngster, wants to be my friend divorce my faggtron stepdad and live with me, she disaporoves all my friends and my social activities
My biological father hates me alays makes fun of me and how he's some hot shit and i'm nothing
So yeah I am supposed to go in a brown shithole, just be myself and enjoy life right, that will show them

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>>75675442
Are you ok France?

>>75675435
G*rmanics confirmed for genetically racist

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIAaCRGEhzg

>>75675372
>>75675435
Because catholicism makes people unite themselves for enjoying life and sunshine. People here actually value companionship and friendship, also every segment of society is build upon trust between people. To the point that an employer would probably choose a person he is friend/family with over a overqualified one that he has never met. Therefore people want you to befriend them and usually disregard race as a problem. What usually happens here is the fact that inequality makes life between social classes too much apart from each other, therefore usually leading to some kind of classicism and not really racism. Meanwhile protestant countries usually focus themselves on production, qualification and money. Therefore differences are optimized for a better structured society, like Asians who are smart should go to college, Whites who are leaders should be entrepreneurs, Latinos/Blacks who are usually disqualified should be low level workers. And that should be maintained for optimization and productivity, and since each race and ethnic doesn't actually meddle with each other there are racial tensions and differences leading to clash between races

>>75675719
Protestants suck. Honestly.

>>75674036
>Brazil
> More normie than Colombia or Venezuela
> Ever
> Everything you said, but on steroids
Why haven't you embraced the Gran Columbian dream, Thiago?

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>>75675868
yo abracé el nuevo imperio latino romano :^)

>>75676066

Envie os desabrigados para o norte por favor ,':^)

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>>75675719
>Because catholicism makes people unite themselves for enjoying life and sunshine.
Little boy's assholes are just part of enjoying life?

>>75676137
>Little boy's assholes are just part of enjoying life?
Ok atheist.

>>75674344
> Don't want my children to be malnourished due to annual shortages

This ain't africa mate. Pretty sure this isn't an issue in any south american cunt, not even in Venezuela. Food's plentiful everywhere you go

>>75675442
fuck your mom

>>75676201
>https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/30/opinion/venezuela-needs-international-intervention-now.
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-politics-idUSKBN18U0SO
>http://www.inquisitr.com/4268035/venezuela-protests-food-shortage-riots-turn-violent-as-hungry-citizens-panic/


>""This ain't africa mate. Pretty sure this isn't an issue in any south american cunt, not even in Venezuela. Food's plentiful everywhere you go""

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>tfw all of this and still KV and shut in

fuck you, god...

>>75676360
>food shortage means that there isn't food being produced
you are pretty stupid my friend

>>75676322
I prefer young fertile women

>>75676417
No shit that food is still being produced but why are there shortages, assuming you're correct, if food is being produced?

>>75675719
I thought majority of burger settlers were Catholic as well

>>75676551
The Irish, but they were a minority in the Massachusetts colony.

>>75676492
because people/black market hoard them for profit since the government is creating a monopoly for everything including food supply chains for the population. The ones that have problems with food shortages are those that don't have enough money to buy from the black market or simply weren't able to get food from the government

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>>75676179
>Protestants and Orthodox Christians don't have child molesting kiddie rings as part of their religion
>Catholicism does
Papists, not even once.

soulds like hell desu

but i like brazil and SA just not for this, obviosly i will probably never visit it

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>>75676595
>not knowing about the Catholic colony
lel

>>75676692
WTF why is pope eating this cooked man

>>75676694
Isn't Russia a frozen version of Brazil?

>>75676860
erm, no

>>75676694
I know of some russians living here and they're anti-social as hell, or maybe they're just shy, who knows

>>75676860
Only in size, but even then Russia is twice as large as Brazil

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I want to live in Brasil.
I want to be a Jiu Jiteiro.
I want to eat delicious bowls of acai.
I want to dance with pretty novinhas.

>>75674036
>>mfw catholicism and enjoy life culture everywhere

>Brazil
>Catholic

Don't insult Catholicism pls

I have actually. I'm coming next month for a holiday.

>>75674036
all that is cool but then you knock up a bitch and youre fucked

>>75676551
Not the original ones at least. It was with the advent of the Irish and Italians arriving that America got its first major wave of Catholic immigration.

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Do I have to eat sopa de macaco?

>>75683512
>french
>religion
hahhaa haha hahaha

>>75684247
They have some faithful Portuguese immigrants.

I am focusing on learning Spanish first it's easier, will be going to the Hispanic countries first

Brazil is cool though, hopefully I can learn Portuguese quickly when I am fluent in Spanish

>>75685570
don't wanna discourage you but it's virtually impossible for anglos to become fluent at any other languages.

>>75685814
estoy triste :(

>>75674036
>mfw girls from every race every ethnicity ready to be fucked
>mfw catholicism and enjoy life culture everywhere
If you were actually catholics instead of faggot LARPers you would notice a contradiction here

>>75674174
Didn't experience any of this in Rio. There were packs of kids looking to rob tourists at the beaches though.

>>75675719
>To the point that an employer would probably choose a person he is friend/family with over a overqualified one that he has never met

No wonder your economy's in the shitter

>>75685990
uhm no? Do you even know what catholicism is about?
>>75686317
Who cares about economy when you can live well lol

absolutelly hate brazilian posters ngl especially this particular one

>>75686341
DESU Rio was absolutely based, but I don't know whether I could live there. The language barrier is a bit of an issue.

It's a place I'd love to keep visiting for the rest of my life though. Latinos have the GOAT work/life balance. Thoughts on Florianopolis?

>>75686410
Floripa is pretty GOAT for nature and beaches. It is the Surf capital of Brazil. The city basically urbanized due to Surfing in the 80s. Infrastructure wise is pretty bad, but nature and tourist wise is one of the most nice capitals of Brazil. Also it got a pretty distinct culture just like the South in General

>>75674036
I would get very sunburned.

>>75674036
>get in a favela
>get shot
Actually i love Brazil, wouldn't mind moving there :-)

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I'm Brazilian and I have as terrible and lonely a life as any one of you guys. Being foreign will help you get laid, girls like to brag about having slept with grongos, but really, if you're a neet in your country, you're gonna be a neet here.

>>75686598
*gringos

>>75674036
Você não odeia inglês? Eu ouvi, eu são Inglês

>>75686679
>Você não odeia os ingleses? Eu ouvi, eu sou Inglês
Não odeio não :D Se não fosse pelos ingleses nunca existiria futebol aqui
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_William_Miller
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Brazilians

>>75674344
>Don't wanna live under a corrupt government.
Not so fast fella

I dont want to mingle with Monkeys.

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>>75686793
Well your compatriots already did that

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>be a member of the Richthofen family
>come to Brazil
>watch your white daughter get involved with black bandits
>wait for her to kill you and your wife
>stay in the sky watching your daughter get arrested, getting involved with a lesbian in jail, meanwhile your son develops psychotic attacks
>throw the family name in the mud
>conclude that it was a bad idea to come here
Brazil is the land of possibilities, everything is possible. Also, last week the boy invaded a house at the behest of the Emperor.

>>75686751
Obrigado amigo
Vai fazer uma visita

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>>75686793
>>75686853
Do German families always behave like this?

>>75685570
This >>75685814
You'll always struggle with genders, and have a thick accent but people will understand you and you get extra points for trying
Also you can communicate with BRs without issues in portuñhol

>>75686893
>Vou fazer uma visita
:)

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>>75674344
>Don't wanna live under a corrupt government.

>>75675442
Have you read Houellebecq?

>>75686853
Such a sad story.

Really shows how and why Brazil is such a shit country that stars on BestGore even above Mexico.

Seriously, I can only wish that one day you will get a Hitler, Putin or Duterte who is cleaning up your shit country and your shit race.

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>>75687063
>cleaning up your shit country and your shit race
>and your shit race
I know a German woman who is very good at it.

>>75676360
>nytimes
>reuters
>inquisitr
wew lad you sure taught me!

>he unironically believes venezuela propaganda

>>75687212
I dont feel insulted by that, because I hate her too.

Man, if I wasnt such a nice guy, I would wish you to be led by Merkel - and not to be bestowed by good guys like Hitler.

>>75674036
>mfw normie in the most normie country of the world
>Brazil
It's one of the most fucked up places in the world. Kill to be killed is in Brazilians' genes.

>>75687644
t. think brazil is liveleak

>>75687451
t. edgelord
>hitler
>good

>>75676739
Because raw pig gives you trichinosis

>>75674036
Because I'm socially retarded, I don't think I would make it abroad

>>75674036
>Why haven't you embraced the Brazilian Dream?
I'm trying I'm a Brazilaboo mate
although your food is kind of shit honestly
I'm learning Portuguese now
Hoping your economy changes up like i dislike the strong protectionism

If i had the money i'd move there sooner than later
work visas are hard to come by and investment is expensive and not very lucrative in such a low competition economy

>>75675298>>75675100>>75675031
Brs are not starving mate

>>75686471
it makes me think of old school Miami

>>75676395
lol fucking how?

>>75676930
they are just Russian
I think only gay Russians would enjoy Brazil

>>75682079
same
Acai is fucking great

>>75686598
many people become more outgoing in a different language

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>>75674036
HAVE YOU BEEN TO BAÍA, DONAL????

>>75683850
>what is Maryland

>>75688803
There are socially retarded girls in here too

Post more BR bums pls ty

>>75687451
t. edgelord
>merkel
>bad

Must be nice to grow up in a highly sexual society.

>>75690598
not when you're ugly/below average, believe me

>>75674036
First of all weather-if temperature is higher than +25°C it becomes really incomfortable for me.
Second-crime levels, it is also advised for russian tourists that every country in Latin America has terrible terrible crime situation and your house can be easilly robbed and you shouldn't walk at night outside.
Third-it looks not nice in Google street

Post more brazillan qts

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>>75689937
>>75693526
>tfw they never do
I would like Brazil a lot more if they did.

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Why would you want to live in Brazil when Spain exists?

>>75675719
>point that an employer would probably choose a person he is friend/family with
it's called nepotism. The reason why your country is a corrupt shithole

>>75693747
Spaniards are incredibly ugly compared to Brazilians.

>>75686598
This kills the dream

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>delicious food

>>75687451
t. Edgelord
>Merkel
>Hitler

>>75674036
Because I'm not allowed to move there, and even if Brazil had a system like Panama for example where you can move there if you have like 5000€ in a bank account, I don't know what I would work with there.

>>75698011
why is it hard to get to Brazil?

>>75674036
I don't like macacos or getting stabbed

>>75674036
I played max payne3

>>75686598
This. I have social anxiety and i'm a turbo loner, i don't have a single a single friend. Brazilians aren't nice or friendly or whatever, this is a huge ghetto, Brazilians just treat tourists nice to impress, just like when a cashier smiles to you and tells you to have a good day.

>>75698011
>>75698037
uhm no? It is easy as fuck to get a permanent visa. What is tough is to get citizenship

>>75698183
>stabbed
qua non è Londra

>>75699176
yes the fault is not yours but of a 200 million people country

>>75686679
Out. We want Britain to be back British.

>>75700516
>What is tough is to get citizenship
Is that new? Most of the people I know who went to Brazil back in the days got citizenship quite fast . Or is that because we are stateless?

>>75674572
Just don't wear your sandals with your socks for once in your life Hans and you're golden

>>75702446
It's because you are stateless.

>>75699176
i thought brazilians were very social

>>75686598
Pretty much my point of view.
I'll get my share of bundas but it's still a shit environment with shit pay.
Kind of reminds me of parties back in the day. I hated everything about them, but getting laid always won over that. Except it costs me one night and 10 bucks only.
Not like it's better here but hey, corporate expatriation.

>>75700516
>permanent visa
How can I get that then?
>What is tough is to get citizenship
How is that particularly difficult? In Malta you have to be approved by a minister, is there anything similar in Brazil?

>>75703459
You can get a permanent visa if you are retired and earn like 1000 dollars per month. Also Temporary Visas are easy as fuck at it lasts up to two years and you are entitled to work here. You could simply claim you are here for a cultural trip and do everything a normal br can do except maybe being a public servant or other state shit.
>How is that particularly difficult? In Malta you have to be approved by a minister, is there anything similar in Brazil?
No you need to be in Brazil for 10 years I think, or married to a BR national for 5 years

>>75703459
Also you can renew temporary visas ad eternum

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>>75686598
i want a gf

>>75674036
It's not Normie, my friend, it's absolut SLUTTY.
Not sure if it's bad though but this is how it is called.

>>75700516
it isn't it one of the hardest in Latin america
>>75703756
Getting a work visa is impossible becuase it's illegal to give them out to people doing a job a Br can do

Schools refuse to give out work visas since they have to pay for them and deal with the bureaucracy
If you have a tourist visas you can't work legally and will not be paid legally

For the permanent visa like retirement or investment the average joe could not do it

For the retire one you need to be fucking 60 and for investment you need 150,000 BRs(50,000usd) compared to 5k usd for panama

Mate just accept your country is actually hard to live in for foreigners because it is compared tot he rest of Latin america anyway obviously not as hard as the USA or Canada

Btw Malta guy my plan is to go to uni in Brazil for a student visa and use the new law where you can get a work visa from the government after begin a student for 6 months and use that to legally teach english and live a chill life with a qt Br wife.
>>75703213
>Cambodia
>75703851
Help me get a job in Brazil that pays 1k-2k usd a month and i will help you get a GF :)

>>75674036
I am. Moving to Br soon. I speak portuguese already and have some brazilian qts wating for me :^)

>>75699176
Or maybe you're a massive autistic fucker.

>>75707656
This is true though. So many entry barriers to get a job there.

>>75708956
>I am. Moving to Br soon. I speak portuguese already and have some brazilian qts wating for me :^)
lucky
I have a few qts but i need to learn Portuguese so i can communicate properly
>>This is true though. So many entry barriers to get a job there.
speaking of this what kind of work are you doing working for a Chilean company or something? Spanish teacher? Tourism?

>>75674658
BLEACHED

>>75693581
I observed that image with this song in the background and it's perfect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

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>>75686598
> if you're a neet in your country, you're gonna be a neet here.

Dude, serious talk, I'm a 35 years old NEET, living with my mother. I have sex at least once a month. I'm not fucking any 10s, but you have to lower your expectations. If you want I can give you some tips.

>>75707656
>it's illegal to give them out to people doing a job a Br can do
isn't that literally anything? As an engineer could I go to Brazil?

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>>75674279
I was in Brazil with some friends once. I got pretty drunk and hit on a girl, who later brought me to her hotel room.

She told me she had "something to do" and should be back in no time, and while I was alone in the room I noticed that there was something off, like the room was not actually used by anyone. I tried to get out but the door was locked : that's when I started panicking.

I got out from the window, I was on the second floor and had to do some climbing and jumped, then ran like there was no tomorrow.

Later the next day I talked about it around me and I learned that yeah of course, there are some people in Brazil who get you shit drunk to lure you in a hotel and steal your organs.

>>75711160
>steal your organs.
that's exaggerating. Isn't it?...

>>75711160
fuck.

>>75711252
Well that's what I've been told by some locals, sounds reasonable after you've been locked down by a stranger in a hotel room in the middle of the night, drunk in a country you don't speak the language

I can never know for sure though, but I was really freaked out

>>75711450
I think they would just have robbed you

>>75674036
>Got eaten by an anaconda

>>75711617
That's a possibility, but I'm not exactly an athlete and I was shit drunk, I wouldn't go through the effort to rob a pepe like me

>>75711160
>ater the next day I talked about it around me and I learned that yeah of course, there are some people in Brazil who get you shit drunk to lure you in a hotel and steal your organs

Nah, there's no need for something so complicated when you could just snatch someone in a more isolated area.

On your case, however, they could take you to an ATM, force you to withdraw your money, and maybe take you back to your house and rob the place too. It's called a "Flash Kidnap".

>>75711712
>>75711704
I think too that it would be something like that. If they really just wanted your organs there could have some dudes waited in the room and pinned you down. This sounds like they planned something

Why do Brazilians always wear flip flops?

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>>75712339
Comfy as fuck. Pic related looks like the one I use.

>>75702296
Im English lmao. I just learnt Portuguese you thick fuck

>>75711160
Why would you larp like this?

>>75712339
>hot as fuck
>flip flops are cheap
Why not?

>>75712839
No you are not. You are a fucking traitor to our glorious nation. All Britons know that the only language that matters is English and all foreigners should learn and accommodate English for it is the pinnacle of language. You clearly are not following this rule and therefore should get out. WE DO NOT WANT YOUR KIND HERE.

>>75712702
Ded creps senpai

>>75712702
literally my pair
>>75711090
>isn't that literally anything? As an engineer could I go to Brazil?
yes basically anythign that is why i said it was impossible

Yeah as an engineer you could work for a foreign(European) company probably scandi/dutch or German

also for a Br company if you qualify for management positions

>>75711160
>>75711450
>>75711704
>foreigners will believe this

>>75712702
>>75713009

Brazil must be a paradise if you have a foot fetish, loads of girls with their feet showing everywhere

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>>75674036
>Brazil.

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>Brazilian Dream

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>>75715600
>Tfw you're a moortugese nigger.

>>75674036
This is my favorite Brazil poster because he isn't a depressive negative personality and has a sense of pride. Also triggers the fuck out of people which is funny.

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>tfw have a turkroach face because my parents are italian

end my suffering

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>>75674036
Is this a traditional Brazilian mating ritual?

>>75710734
foder macaco n conta, wesley

>>75722965
Só fodo brancas loiras, netão invejoso.

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>mfw girls from every race every ethnicity ready to be fucked

I already have this, but none of them want to be fucked by me. It's like the Brazilian Dream, but called the Canadian Nightmare.

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>>75723069
>brancas
>loiras
sabe nem menti nego wesley, favela tem isso n, falae qnts quilo d maconha tu ja vendeu hj?

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>>75723365
>norteños are Brazilians if you remove the fishing, carnival, hammock and money thing
>regular Mexicans are Brazilians if you remove the "BBQ culture" and the carnival

>>75686853
not paying a corrupt police officer to shoot her.

what a retard.

>>75724608
do you even get pot noodles there mexico?

its just bad ramen in a pot.

>>75711450
she was buying the drugs to put you numb

>>75728296
Really spins the noodles

>>75686853
>last week the boy invaded a house at the behest of the Emperor.

Was he referring to Hitler?