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Bin that internet!
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shart
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need a /v/ and /a/ gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1uFnjuN8OI
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>a dozen Samantha Carters

Stargate know what their fans wanted
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>>75665072
You're that kind of guy
oh I'm sorry for you
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So nice to see different ethnic groups working for a common cause :-)
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bit of a silly move.

she has all the people's faith after each attack but she will lose it all if she immediately tries to use it to her own ends that might only be tangentially related to the attack

why is she so fucking hopeless
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This war criminal should have his body dug up and spat on.
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>>75665146
>save britain from foreign invasion
>lefties get triggered at the sight of him
No surprise there.
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>>75665103
i actually look like top left
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SPANK ME MUMMY MAY, TAKE MY ROUTER AWAY, I'VE BEEN SUCH A NAUGHTY BOY, OH YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT MUMMY, PLEASE PUNISH ME, TAKE AWAY MY NHS AS WELL MUMMY I DON'T DESERVE IT, OH I'VE BEEN EVER SO NAUGHTY, SAVE ME FROM THOSE HORRID MUSLIMS MUMMY, SPANK THEM TOO THEY'VE BEEN SUCH NAUGHTY BOYS
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10 firemen or a dozen policemen
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what the FUCK did u say u little runt il fuckin heem u u dolt

fuckin wanker fucin prick cunt paki nigger
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>>75665069
They are massively anti England, if you could somehow count that as being rorke? Other than that they want to join the EU, take loads of refugees and basically make England suffer as much as they can.
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The bloody Daily Mail.
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Why doesn't anyone care for the plight of the white working class?
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>>Two Australian citizens "have been directly impacted" says the country's Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull
>Directly Impacted

Why are Aussies such dumbcunts?
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>>75665151
fucking state of these facebook filenames you've been posting all day
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>>75664200
>Full names of perps
>Sources literally printed on page

You're not very bright are you Hasheem.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/fury-over-rape-sentence-1003385.amp
Post a Reply
Retu
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>>75665187
started giggling out loud
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>>75665085
>Labour has to court literal underage retards for their vote
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Hate gerkins on me burgers
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>le tories will destroy the nhs meme

Where did this come from? Literally no one in the Tory party wants to get rid of the NHS
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>>75665187
>>75665269
both the same person
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>>75665225
They don't want to give away too many details because they're not dumb yanks that go screaming their mouth off during an investigation
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need someone to cuddle with
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>>75665207
the SNP are just self serving. they adopted their views because it wins and retains power not because their sincere values. Most of the ones in power are only want to line their own pockets.

a few authentic jocks do vote for them but they're sparse and quite quaint . the majority are just swayed by freebies on offer
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>>75665146
His only "crime" was in not ending the G*rms good and proper
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495714766141.webm

LADS
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The gf
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>>75665377
'ce
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Couple of breaded haddock fillets on their way. Lots of salt and vinegar and maybe some ketchup.
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>>75665085
Ah yes, seeking voters from the Grime fanbase. I'm sure their political opinions are well formulated through educated opinions and ample peer discussion.
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>tfw have barely used the NHS at all in my 22 year life although I'm very unhealthy and lucky thus far
>just as I'm about to drop dead any minute the NHS goes to shit
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What's her expression meant to convey?
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>>75665395

why did u post this
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495777233106.webm

Important for NEETs

Wagies can ignore
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>>75665319
savage tory cuts
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who /virgin/ here?
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I want old /brit/ back

I'm sick of the endless paki apologists in this general now.

When will Leftypol fuck off? Are they here for good? Will they leave when they fail to get Comrade Cuck Corbyn elected?
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>>75665450
wont load
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>>75665327
>T.'sheed

GET HIM GOOD, JANNY!!
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>typed Brendan Fraser into google images
>half the results are JUST memes
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literally do not give a flying fig about the nhs
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>>75665476
after the election it will die down mate
t. corbyn shill
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Yanks explain this
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>>75665487
ngl kinda fancied him even though i was only 9
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ugh I am angry I am also depressed
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>>75665487
The chon controls the memes
The memes control the world
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>>75665476
>paki apologists
lol there are none fuck off
>leftypol
Um sweetie I browsed brit for probably longer than you x
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>>75665450
404 here la
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>>75665487
poor lad
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>>75665438
Partly to potentially start a conversation about breaded haddock fillets, salt and vinegar (and/or ketchup), or maybe what other lads are having for tea.

Partly fishing for (You)s, like any post (1 so far).

Partly just absently thinking aloud, but on /brit/.

Partly so the lads know I'm a haddock fillet and salt and vinegar /brit/ lad.
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>>75665487
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the fuck did you do this time
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>>75665542
fuck roundeye
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>Um sweetie I browsed brit for probably longer than you x
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>>75665487


Imagine what his children think
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>>75665480
>>75665580
Try

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496591030364.webm

Very important
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never wear jeans. have one basic pair for when I'm going to the pub/restaurant/etc and thats it. just don't find them comfortable to wear
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>>75665673
what else do you wear?
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>they STILL think Leftypol aren't coordinating a raid here for the past week
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>>75665650
i'm about a 4
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>>75665703
>>>/x/
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I still don't really understand why rorke is supposed to be a bad thing
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>>75665677
west mids mentioned
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>>75665650
He is actually very handsome.
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*laughs at England*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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can't believe sara still only has one article on her blog
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P A R T

A
N
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P A R C E L
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>>75665601
Don't like your reddit spacing, no sir. Not one bit, that's how much I enjoy it, not a single iota of pleasure was derived from said reddit spacing. In fact you might go as far as to say it incurred my displeasure, amply so, you might say. I will have to insist you don't do it again, lest you wish me to skim over your posts with nothing more than a registary response in my peripharary vision that identifies your reddit space laden mess, before moving on to more pressing, no doubt, more interesting posts, devoid of reddit spacing.
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>>75665735
Because rad cens think rasheed won't behead them once they explain the merits of neoliberalism to him
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*cums in your bum*
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>Breaking News: Reports of two large explosions in Birmingham city centre
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who /team tom/ here
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>>75665545
you gay?
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>>75665665
can you link the thread?
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>>75665008
>>75665008
>>75665008

>>75665008
>>75665008
>>75665008

>>75665008
>>75665008
>>75665008

we're literally all in here

more people more posts, we can use this one afterwards
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>>75665476

>waaah let me be racist in peace
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>>75665688
tracksuit bottoms usually. the comfy grey wool ones. got about 20 pairs of them
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Hope the pakis attack my city
Would be cool to see
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>>75665665
missing codec or some shite
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>>75665860
rorkesheed
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heh, just part and parcel of living in a major city kid
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Islam sets us free.
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>>75665997
kill yourself
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im sure all these corbyn supporters are just pretending
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>>75665997
>you will never be a lesbian with an muslim gf

WHY live
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part
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paki and nigger of living in a city
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>>75666100
>>75666214
How is he "right" when he just takes words out of context to fit his personal agenda? Full quote was:
>"Londoners will see an increased police presence today and over the course of the next few days - no reason to be alarmed. One of the things police and all of us need to do is make sure we're as safe as we possibly can be.
He was saying that people shouldn't panic if they see police (e.g. because they might assume there's another terror attack underway), not that people shouldn't be alarmed by the attack itself.
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reminder to wordfilter "muslim" to "cultist of mahound"
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*blocks your path*
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To all those bad mouthing Muslims etc:how disgusting it is that you are using this tragedy to further your pathetic political agenda
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>>75666534
and
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desperate for a fag, would stab any of you cunts in the throat just for a whiff of ciggie smoke right now
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>>75666549
i miss old chris chan desu
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>>75665833
Tom has good opinions on Scholes
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>>75666247
I'm literally not, tory police cuts are the reason for these attacks
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>>75666549
*kills you*
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leftypol OUT
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Need a TV series to get into lads, past or present.

Seen most of the obvious ones.
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>>75665103
phrenology is real
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>>75666509
you think i have the confidence to go to the gym? im an ugly skinnyfat 5'9 pale loser. i would be degraded even more than i currently am by all the successful humans
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>>75665211
went to see him live since i was given free tickets
not all that funny, but not such a bad lad. only really ragged on farage and the division brexit caused.
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>>75666546
Please stay in your containment threads
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anime
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John Quincy Adams (1767 – 1848) was the sixth President of the United States:
>If ever war was holy in the eyes of God, such was that of the Greeks against their Mahometan oppressors
>The precept of the Koran is, perpetual war against all who deny, that Mahomet is the prophet of God.
>While the merciless and dissolute dogmas of the false prophet shall furnish motives to human action, there can never be peace upon earth, and good will towards men.

Louis Bertrand (1866 – 1941) was a French novelist, historian and essayist:
>Arabs have never invented anything except Islam.
>The worst characteristic which the Spaniards acquired was the parasitism of the Arabs.

Manuel II Palaiologos or Palaeologus (1350 – 1425) was the Byzantine emperor from 1391 to 1425:
>Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman.

Mark Twain was an American author and humorist:
>Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters.
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Swipe down
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>>75666582
you just gotta be more confident bro
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>>75665470
can you take inflation into account and make a new graph please x
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wish I was a girl so I could get used as a fuck toy for alpha males with big cocks x
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Muslims are clearly orcs

Who is their dark lord?
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leftypol IN
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Swiping down
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>>75666565
quite enjoying the christine gimmick tbf
but it's just not the same
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So who is going to address the immigration problem?
Mummy May doesn't care, instead she picks on cats for proving relationships.

t. rumanian
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>>75665573
>brit
confirmed for lying
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>>75666615
>>75666633
fuck off
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>>75665187
>spank

FOY
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well well wagies only 4 hours of your weekend left, better make the most of it! oh you didn't get around to reading that book? well... there's always next week right? now now don't get upset or you'll get a bad nights sleep and Mr Goldstein won't want you in a groggy mood now will he? heh
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>>75665170
>lefties
why would lefties get triggered by him

it's the turbororkes and krautboos who hate him
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chocolatine
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how does regular policing stop a van attack?
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miss the girl I used to use as a fucktoy 2bh
been going through a bit of a dry patch since then
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>>75666649
You could start off by going home mate.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkQMGZ1GFCM

still cringing at this video
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swipe down achieved
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>>75666646
it would be funnier if christine raged autistically on youtube as much as the old version
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>>75666649
no one

no party will ever fix immigration but they'll harp on about it because voters will pretend they care and then turn a blind eye for the next 7 years (see: the past 7 years)
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does this old bag really blame the internet for these attacks? delusional
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>>75666696
Only in 2017, eh? Girl can spend all day stuffing her face with junk food, yet she's still perfectly entitled to having Brad Pitt. The modern dating scene is so not rigged at all!
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i do not want to exist anymore
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van attacks could be stopped if cars were outlawed and bicycles made mandatory
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Daily reminder that computers come with a power button.

You can turn them off and go for a walk or read a book. Literally nothing stopping you lad.

I was shocked when I found out this hidden secret
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>>75666692
ummm freedom of movement
and i can't exactly go home since the partner has a life here
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It's a shame there were no young American tourists there to stop them.
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>>75666667
Jokes on you. I have a study day tomorrow and I'm not even studying hahaaa
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>>75666667
>only 4 hours of your weekend left
Nope, Monday is a holiday in Krautland.
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>>75666559
>desperate for a fag

just look in the mirror LOL
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feels good to live in america desu can't fathom having to deal with rape gangs and terrorist attacks and soon you'll have an unironic communist for a leader who will only further appease muslims

i pity the average brit
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>>75666696
sounds like the sort of lad who will definitely murder someone at somepoint
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>>75666726
Men are to blame for women having inflated egos. Maybe if most dudes could keep their dick in their pants then women wouldn't think they have a chance at a Brad Pitt.
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>>75666762
it it national muslim acceptance day
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>>75665085
hate grime, love melodic death metal. simple as
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van attacks could be stopped if we put aside the rhetoric and got round the negotiating table
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>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.
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>>75666752
>study day

never had these in uni desu
what do you do
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>>75666721
anything to not implicate our *greatest ally*
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>>75666793
study
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>>75666773
we get by alright
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also more pics from america
different world i tell you
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>>75666786
No it's just Pentecost.
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>>75666667
bank holiday tomorrow

*cracks open another beer*
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>>75666792

Makes my blood boil

A bonus for being a leech
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>>75666780
online dating is to blame for it. it gave roasties access to all kinds of men that are dying to stick their dick in any 3/10 or above's holes
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>>75666721
it's edited you idiot
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>>75666800
shetlands and faroes BTFO
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_______ ___ should be assassinated
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>>75666830
I see no curvature
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*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*
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>>75666855
Every Paki
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>>75666830
me left-centre
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>>75666833
>>75666762
S-SHUT UP
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are any of your mates gay? did you know before they came out?
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>>75666721
unironically yes

she wants a government regulated internet where they decide what can be posted/shared/said/redirected to online, with sanctions on websites that don't comply
she also wants your entire internet history, including images and messages sent to friends, to be viewed by bodies like the food standards agency and your local fire brigade

only thing stopping her from enacting the investigatory powers bill is the echr, which she intends to withdraw britain from and in doing so dissolve the european bill of rights and enact a new tory bill in its place


she's literally fucking loopy
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gimmick idea: quit my job, get a motorcycle and ride around the country for a few months while doing freelance work for building websites and apps and shit
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>>75666830
It triggers me desu about how so many Europeans and Asians don't seem to understand how gigantic the US is and how many different incredible landscapes and things there are here.
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>>75666881
the sister is a lezzer
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Researching how to get an Alt-Right gf who hates degeneracy and loves making babies
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>>75666820
the terrorism is only going to increase

it's going to get to the point where you have daily attacks
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>image.jpg
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>>75666881
no
yes
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>>75666881
One of my mates in college was gay. Didn't know until I found a folder full of gay porn on his laptop. He went to uni and become an annoying degenerate.
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>>75666860
ah yes
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Mustafa Kemal Atatürk (1881 – 1938) was the founder of the Republic of Turkey as well as its first president:
>Turks were a great nation even before they adopted Islam.
>Islam – this theology of an immoral Arab – is a dead thing. Possibly it might have suited tribes in the desert. It is no good for modern, progressive state.

Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt (1858 – 1919) was the 26th President of the United States (1901 – 1909):
>Christianity owed its safety in Europe to the fact that it was able to show that it could and would fight as well as the Mohammedan aggressor.
>The Christians of Asia and Africa proved unable to wage successful war with the Moslem conquerors.
>Today, nobody can find in them any "social values" whatever, in the sense in which we use the words, so far as the sphere of Mohammedan influences are concerned.
>Nothing but sheer evil has come from Turk and Tartar.

Thomas Carlyle (1795 - 1881) was a Scottish satirical writer:
> I must say, it [the Koran] is as toilsome reading as I ever undertook. It is the confused ferment of a great rude human soul; rude, untutored

Voltaire was a French Enlightenment writer and philosopher:
>That a camel-merchant [Muhammad] should stir up insurrection in his village.. Each page of his book makes common sense shudder.
>Muhammad cuts the throats of fathers and kidnaps daughters; that he gives to the defeated the choice of his religion or death: this is assuredly nothing any man can excuse.

William Ewart Gladstone (1809 – 1898) was a British Liberal statesman. He served as Prime Minister four separate times (1868–1874, 1880–1885, February–July 1886 and 1892–1894), more than any other person:
>Qur’an… an accursed book… So long as there is this book there will be no peace in the world.
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>>75666793
Work in't NHS. It's part of so-called training.
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>>75666906
we'll manage

you have daily shootings and you get by
>>
got some pretty bad unresolved sexual tension with this girl next door
tried to shag her many times but never made it past snogging (which she is awful at)
>>
>>75666897
typical entitled millennialshit cs grad nigger travel hippy
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>>75666866
literally nothing wrong with aldi

can get a coffee porter for 99 (NINETY-NINE) pence
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>>75666901
A mate told me she shagged a black man
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>>75666915
not going to bring the lappy to the pub now am I?
>>
Friendly reminder Australia is larger than the contiguous U.S.

Tiny
Yankee
Countries
>>
The modern world is diseased. Our nations are committing suicide. Progressives defend a violent, reactionary death cult. It is for this reason I have returned to Christ and confess that Jesus is Lord.
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>>75666898
brits can't fathom the concept of open spaces
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>>75666953

Yeah a Jewish yank solid source
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>>75666932
>That a camel-merchant

wow, very problematic
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>Disagrees with /pol/

Fucking RASHEEDS sjw cucks the lot of them! Love pints, Hate muslims!
>>
Yanks literally come into this thread to talk amongst themselves.
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>>75666971
Too bad only like 10% of your landmass is livable
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>>75666898
I understand it, however it is hard to overcome 1000s of years of beating it in to you that Switzerland = Mountains, Austria = Clean, Italy = Pizza.
>>
got the type of mates you'd think that at least a few of them are benders but none of them are
>>
>>75666792
>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas
Ha, we have that too, we call it 13th salary, company give us additional whole month salary before Christmas.
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>>75666992
fuck off leftypol
>>
was going to post something that just happened but when i typed it out it really sounded boring
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>>75666963
no sir
sorry sir
>>
>>75666948
are you implying something?
>>
>>75667000
Are there annoying yanks in the German threads?
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>>75666992
<
>>75667001
We also aren't having tens of millions of people slip over our landborders so it doesn't really matter, plenty of room to go around for us
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>>75667015
Wow Russian NEETs are so lucky
>>
>>75666944
involving gang members in black ghettos in cities like new orleans and memphis and detroit

in britain it's attacks on ordinary people going about their lives
>>
challenge:post a not fat girl who is so ugly I wouldn't fuck her
protip:you cant
>>
>>75667060
what about school shootings yank
what about those
>>
>>75666976
Okay now admit that we're all equals under God and allow more refugees and mexicans
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>>75667034
yeah you're a dumb backpacking hippie nigger millennial with a community college cs degree
I'd beat you to a pulp with a few jabs
>>
idea for a trendy popup restaurant: 5 second rule

the waiter/waitress throws your food on the floor and you must eat it from there, no plates
>>
>>75667060
It is in America too, just even worse. See Orlando, San Bernardino, Sandy Hook, Virginia Tech, and the probably hundreds of other incidents that have happened in the last few years.
>>
>>75667077
and cinemas
and marathons

state of this yank haha
>>
>>75667091
*scribbles idea down*
*scurries away on all fours*
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>>75667071
>>
>>75667060
don't pretend like it's totally localised to one place mate

majority of our terror incidents happen in London so your argument is invalid if we go by your logic
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>>75667124
1 3 2
>>
https://youtu.be/CfDDRJ6y-GY

absolute state of y*nks
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>yeah you're a dumb backpacking hippie nigger millennial with a community college cs degree
>I'd beat you to a pulp with a few jabs
>>
how long before tim loses his mind completely and posts fully nude swipe down selfies
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business idea: wipe out the House of Saud
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Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill (1874 – 1965) was a British politician:
>How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries!
>Indeed it is evident that Christianity, however degraded and distorted by cruelty and intolerance, must always exert a modifying influence on men's passions.
>Mahommedan religion was originally propagated by the sword, and ever since, its votaries have been subject, above the people of all other creeds, to this form of madness.
>Several generations have elapsed since the nations of the West have drawn the sword in religious controversy.
> The religion of blood and war is face to face with that of peace. Luckily the religion of peace is usually the better armed.

Winston Spencer-Churchill was a grandson of former Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill:
>Unbelievably, Washington is urging Europe to admit Turkey to the EU. Were that to happen, the Muslim population of Europe would skyrocket to 100 million — an act, in my view, of consummate folly.


part and parcel
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>1 3 2
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>>75667150
state of you for watching those videos
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Yanks are literally the ONE country who can't banter us about these attacks yet they try to anyway. Why do they have so little self-awareness?
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Also I finally got the reference from Curb, the diamond lane, it's the "carpool" lane.
>>
Found myself a really clingy, motherly gf who is 8 years my senior a few months ago. But she lives in Italy so visiting her more than 1x a month is a pain in the arse.

Trying to get her to move over here when university starts, but that's almost 10 months from now. Do long-distance relationships ever work?
>>
always funny when leafs and yanks try to act hard

can just imagine them getting brave in their fucking gimpy accents, can't take them seriously at all
>>
>>75667198
woahh
>>
what happened with those two pakis laughing on video saying "fuck you" on a live stream just after the attack?
>>
>>75667077
that isn't ideologically driven and it's not something that 5% of the population supports
also exceedingly rare even when accounting for the gang violence that gets lumped in with it

britain is home to over 23,000 known jihadists

expect a lot more attacks occurring with a greater frequency and a greater scope
>>
varg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YV4GcKtFnY
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>>75667212
The fuck is a carpool. Fucking yanks.
>>
>two Muslim attacks in two weeks

Your country is so fucked
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>>75667124
>tfw find the asian women most attractive
>tfw terminal yellow fever
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>>75667207
When was the last time they had an islamist terror attack? They seem to have quite a good record since 9/11
>>
>>75667085
if you have something to say, say it.
>>
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT

TURN

THE

FRICKIN

FROGS


GAY
>>
>>75667198
>people who have never been bombed bomb you
>you have no excuse for being angry

makes you think...
>>
>>75667230
funny because the rest of the world thinks that about sissy british accents. you sound like prissy morons
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BSRYU-6RRY

thread theme
>>
Islamification of Britain goes way further back than Blair.

Queen Viccy built a mosque for her Muslim lover.
>>
have i just been really out of touch my entire life or has nazism really starting to become a thing in the last year or so
it started from all the anti-sjw shit that started a few years back and it's just seemingly been used as some sort of stormfront indoctrination chamber
just go on the comments for any youtube video of a hitler speech, they're full of people praising him. and a lot of those people are clearly just kids who clearly have no idea what they're talking about
it's kinda scary, man
>>
>>75667262
Part and Parcelâ„¢ lad
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>>75667269
Last year that gay club shooting
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>>75667255
more than one in a vehicle
sad
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>wanted a day of brendan posting about the impending labour
>terrorists ruined it all by sparking this rorke-rasheed shit
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>>75667269
>They seem to have quite a good record since 9/11
not really
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>>75667198
>Islamic terrorism is the white man's fault!!!
>>
>>75667294
ahahaha do they fuck mate, chatting out your arse trying to save face

pathetic
>>
>>75667111
orlando was a jihadist

the other 3 were over a period spanning nearly 10 years
3 attacks in a nation of 350 million people

you had that many in one week

you are truly fucked
you will bow down and accept islam
>>
>>75667245
>What?! My 6 year old daughter and her whole class were shot to bits by a gunman?! That's awful!
>Oh, it wasn't done by a Muslim? Who cares lmao
>>
>>75666866
shit gimmick
burned it out far too quick
>>
>>75667342
orlando was more fatalities than these 3 combined desu
>>
>>75667333
>do they fuck mate

Jesus Christ is this your guys attempt at literacy?
>>
>>75666932
I'm going to get arrested for reading this post
>>
>>75667308
this
Anglos are FUCKED
>>
>>75667269
They've had loads. Orlando nightclub shooting, Boston bombing, San Bernardino, Fort Hood, etc.
>>
>>75667198
I didn't bomb anyone, I bet none of the victims of terrorism did. And terrorists usually haven't been bombed by anyone, half of them are fucking born here.
>>
>>75667230
are you the clueless brit who said he's moving to detroit?
>>
>>75667283
They got stuff that'll wack you brain permanently.
>>
>>75667139
terrorism is unique in that it is ideologically motivated

terrorism isn't just violence and in britain its ideological source is islam so you know exactly what is causing it yet nothing will be done about it ever
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>>75667245
l m a o
literally no self awareness, it's beautiful.
no matter what you say, i am statistically more likely to die in almost every regard in the US as opposed to the UK. it really doesn't matter whether it's a nutter in a van or an incel with an AK
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>>75667343
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>>75667309
Not as scary as radical Islam, which is by large, a big portion of why people are going so far right. Nazis are ill informed as fuck though, hitler loved Islam.
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>>75667418
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-syria-iraq-air-strikes-civilians-killed-injured-casualties-children-mosul-offensive-latest-war-a7771146.html
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>>75667418
This would imply that any of our mass shooters as of late have been Christian
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will be sad if /brit/ is gone
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>>75667418
A) It isn't true Muslims performing those attacks
B) the US has killed FAR more civilians than any terrorist group
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just pass the parcel
>>
There was a poll done and /brit/ is about 2/3 leftists of all stripes from centre left to bolsheviks. The rest are centre or right wing
>>
>>75667470
don't worry, I'll be abroad in August and I'll make sure to make /brit/ threads if 4chan does get panned here
>>
>>75667459
Rorke
>>
>>75667459
>>75667473
not christians
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>Hmmm a lot of these muslamic bois are going off their nut lately and acting like they're in a slasher flick

>I know the solution: ban the internet.
>>
>>75667459
Sucks, but those are casualties of war

It's "part and parcel" of living in an Islamic shithole
>>
is there a way i can trace my heritage without paying someone some money?
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ah yes online dating
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>>75667506
not an argument
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>the US has killed FAR more civilians than any terrorist group
>>
Part and Parcel.

Plot twist: the parcel IS A BOMB
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This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>>
>>75667343
it's a lot easier to deal with the problem when you know where it's coming from and know who is going to carry it out which is the case with terrorism in britain

you know it's muslims who do it and you know it's likely one of the 23,000 known jihadists or their associates who are going to do it yet you let these people walk the streets and live freely!

that's just insanity there's no way around it
>>
>>75667342
San Bernardino was Islamists too, and the Boston bombing, and Chattanooga, and the Minnesota Mall stabbing, and the bombs in New York and New Jersey last year, and the attack on the Mohammed cartoons exhibition in Texas.

Plus all the many, many, many, many shootings you have on schools and universities and cinemas and shopping centres.
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>>75666502
4chan really isn't obscure. it's a huge center of influence
>>
>>75667331
Not white people in general, but it's common knowledge by now that none of these groups would even exist today if they US hadn't tried to meddle in the Middle East's internal affairs in the 80s.
>>
>>75667525
who's going to protect her from the bullies if she so against all forms of authority having power? dumb cunt, probably against guns to. enjoy hitting the bullies with a spoon. hate lefties so much
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>>75667575
>it's a huge center of influence
>>
>>75667524
>heritage
RACIST

Wait... Are you white? Important question.
>>
>>75667530
christians commit less acts of terror than muslims in the 21st century
>>
>>75667416
subtract black gun crime from our statistics and you get a rate like that of belgium's
>>
>>75667534
but they have
you can attribute over 250,000 civilian deaths to US air strikes since the War on Terror was started
>>
>>75667548
but you do know where the issue is coming from in the US, your lax gun laws.
dumb fucking yank
>>
>>75667578
islam would tho n that's their justification
>>
my friend is literally paying his mate £40 for a few lines of coke

how do I tell him to stop this?
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>4chan really isn't obscure. it's a huge center of influence
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>*enters thread*
>*sits comfortably*
>*slowly manspreads*
>*look you in the eye*
SOoo
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>>
Old new to be recycled:
>>75662670
>>75662670
>>75662670
>>75662670
>>
>>75667592
i see 'chon memes used far and wide
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>>75667473
>it isn't true muslims
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bought revolt against the modern world a few months ago and now i have a bunch of fascist books in my amazon recommendations
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what did they mean by this?
>>
This film is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
>>
>>75667600
they aren't true muslims, and the christians aren't true christians
>>
>>75667603
Subtract pakis from ours and we have had literally zero terrorist attacks since the Troubles
>>
>>75667473
>It isn't true Muslims performing those attacks
so what?
what difference does it make if you don't consider them to be 'true muslims'?
>>
>>75667605
>250,000
shut the fuck up
there weren't enough bombs dropped to kill that many people cunt
the iraqis killed that many of their own people but you can't blame that on america
>>
>>75667655
>I know more about islam than the jihadists who practice it every waking moment of their lives
ah yes
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>>75667575
>it's a huge center of influence
>>
>>75667603
every country has its undesirables you stupid, stupid yank - even Belgium. the US is just utterly shit at dealing with them. ignoring that fact because of their race is utter stupidity
>>
The sis.
>>
>>75667646
yank stuff doesn't know what muslims are
>>
dont forget 9/11. never forget. never forget islamic terrorists from saudi arabia orchestrated the worst terrorist attack in your countries history. never forget. must take away rights. must elect right wing presiden who will never forget. hello im mr right wing president never forget. travel ban for all terroritsts excpet the terrorists we'll never forget. hello thank you. build a wall increase market for ladders good for economy bomb syria who are fighting the terrorists. never forget. 9/11. hello
>>
>>75667592
>>75667698
take it you mongs haven't been here long.
>>
>>75667656
difference being you want more and more pakis in and will continue to let more and more in

britain will become muslim by 2066 at the latest (the year in which britain is set to become majority nonwhite)
>>
>>75667609
Islam has existed for 15 hundred years, yet curiously terror attacks on the West only started as soon as the US began financing local Mid-Eastern warlords for short-term victories against the Russians.
>>
I haven't been here in like a year, when the fuck did /brit/ get infested with deluded lefties?
>>
>>75667706
*gets stabbed*
*gets blown up*
*protests for more muslims to be allowed in*
>>
the problem with subject truth is that if someone considers the truth to not be subjective, then it is not subjective.
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>>75667732
>take it you mongs haven't been here long.
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>>75667511
>>75667506
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>>75667765
muslims have been kept out of europe at all cost bar the last few decades

do you forget that muslims took over spain, took over eastern europe, took over sicily?
do you forget that for the entire time they occupied those lands they were constantly trying to invade further into europe?
>>
islam is just a wayward sect of ebionite christianity.
>>
>>75665861

>waaah i have no national identity because my country is only 30 years old
>>
I think we all know the real problem here, it's those radical alt-right online terrorists spreading hate and making young Muslim boys feel ostracized.
>>
>>75667902
>comparing events from the fucking Middle Ages to modern day politics
This is why there's no point arguing with people from your country, you're just too fucking stupid and don't know anything, yet think you know everything.
>>
>>75667728
What the fuck was that? What are you trying to say?
>>
>>75668029
>ad hominem

tis truly the least gracious way to admit you've been bested

now run along cuck
>>
>>75667628
Stay in your shit hole pls thank
>>
>>75666898
So what you are saying is that the USA (roughly the same size as Europe) is just like Europe, lots of little countries (states), each with their own terrain, culture, food, dress and way of doing things? Most of us do know that.
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>>75668099
>now run along cuck
This has to be a joke
no way can anybody, even an american, have this little selfawareness
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>>75668227
america is far larger than europe and has less than half the population
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how is it fair the americans get so much land and oil and stuff

this is total bullshit

anyone can be a world power with that kind of inventory
>>
>Work again tomorrow
>another week of this
>another 40 years of this
>only have two days a week to look forward to

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