German-Russian friendship Thread

not again..

>>75661218
hehe, no need to worry, friend

my allies :)

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Soviet Russia was best Russia

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>>75661115
>German-Russian friendship

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Fuck germanby

You mean Russian-Russian diaspora in Germany friendship?

>>75661115
Russian in exile here.

I apologize for my nation's crimes against Germany. I hope we can be friends in the future. Especially after the infatuation with soviet "achievements" in Russia blows over.

>>75661969
>I apologize for my nation's crimes against Germany.
What crimes?

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>>75661245
OMG I'M FUCKING LOST IT

>>75662016
Rapes. Division of germany. Giving out german lands to ungrateful Poles and Czechs.

Hello, German friends

>>75662112
It's not crime, it's punishment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAxadstFhzo

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We will take the Northern coast and Silesia and you can have the rest

>>75661701
Or German diaspora in Russia? I still have Germans in my region, and repatriated Germans even fund restoration of protestant churches here, very nice of them.

>>75661115
Good thread
t. Ethnic German

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>>75662232
Hi, are you from Siberia?

Fuck off stupid Ruski

>>75662036
last i saw that picture is 7 years ago

fuck i was happy.

>>75662360
.

RUSSIA GIVE BACK KARJALA :DDD AND FUGGIN GERMAN PAY REPARATIONS FOR LAPLAND :DDDDDDDDD

>>75662374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI

who remember this garbage

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>>75662443
>i learn the english from rayss vedeoo

>>75662437
KARJALIAN language is Finnish or what?

https://youtu.be/8vDtPgKlMJE

>>75662321
No, Saratov. Volga German Republic was here. Nearest church to me is catholic, with polish monks and nuns тaкиe дeлa.

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>>75662437
Calm down, Ebin, you're drunk.

>>75662529
RUSSIA YOU HAB BEUTIFUL EYES :DDD KISS ME IN THE MOUTH (OR ANUS)

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>>75662574
don't use adult words in the friendship thread you fucking arctic mongol.

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>>75662574
BEENISH BROBTHER :--D

>>75662634
SHUT UP NAZI BASTARD :DDDDD

>>75662643
COME IBAN LETS MAKE A BABBY 2NITE :D:D:DDDD

>>75662527
There are a lot of Germans in Siberia idk why they do not leave this snowy cunt.

/putin-versteher/

>>75662790
Merkel nach Sibirien Putin nach Berlin uezs

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>>75662723
LIKAINEN VITTU SAATANA!

>>75662777
May be they found their comfort place here? I know Belgians, Frenchs and Polacks who moved here and stay.

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>>75662814

my gosh... its horrible..

Yo, Britain check this out.
Two biggest losers on the block are having illusions of grandeur again.

Oh well, so long as you don't LARP as expansionists touring around Poland, in which case, we'll have to shut you both down.

Russia please give back our gold and goymoney please pay us the 15 billion dollars you owe us from ww2

Thanks

>>75662906
Probably they are just calm here.

>>75662928
BLITZKRIEG'D

>>75662928
> France
> threatens someone
I admit, you have a good sense of humor.

>>75662928
Or you can, well, you know... surrender?

>>75663028
Sorry, Belgium, but I have no debts to you.

>>75663049
>>75663053
>>75663059
>being so thick you can't pick up on fucking irony of all things

>>75663059
Oh come on >>>/r/eddit.

>>75663087
Dude, it's Romania. Gypsies always wants gold.

>>75663168
We had gold until you took all of it, Tatarovski.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_Treasure

>>75663142
Looks like ur ass just got blitzkrieg'd because u so buttmad :D:D:D get rekt noob

>>75663247
>made a post joking about France's impending destruction in 1940
>"lol you are buttmad about 1940"
Back to making retarded memes Finland :).

>>75663302
our memes are not retarded :DDD your over sensitive frogbutt is retarded :DDDD

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>>75663329
Don't be ungrateful child. Remember that the Russians only went easy on you since Britain and France were threatening to intervene ;^).

Now come back to mommy.

>>75663225
Ahh that's why gypsies on the streets always asks me to "gild" their hand. They're just trying to return their gold back. And they are selling heroin to revenge for this, right?

>>75663142
You can also search for Reddit under your bed or something

Also your """irony""" wasn't that obvious

>>75663485
>Also your """irony""" wasn't that obvious

>people start making Molotov-Ribentropp allusions
>Poland jokingly goes "oh fuck not this again"
>I step because whatever, Francz and Britain being arrogant in the face of Germany and the USSR is funny
>"wasn't that obvious"
Eh?

>>75663431
Yes. Krokodil was invented by romanians to take revenge on Russia. An arm will rot for every ounce of stolen shekels.

>>75663574
I fucking knew it! You're fucking illuminati!

>>75663574
Its meme drug not known outside imageboards desu.

comfy thread to be honest

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Who here likes HoMM3?

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>>75663795
> desomorphine
> not known outside imageboards

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>>75663795
Is aids also a meme disease? This is what you get for messing with G-d's chosen people.

>>75663973
Me. The Shadow of Death was my favorite addon. But it was so long ago.

>>75661115
*autistic screeching*

>>75662036
>>75662374

me too. i lost my old HD were i used to save shit from brchan and 55chan

>>75664110>>75661115
*Wink*

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>>75664110
There is no need for worry, we are all friends now

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>>75661115
>German-Russian friendship Thread
+15

>>75663973
Good game but 4 was disappointing

>>75664005
I doubt anyone at my family and my work ever heard about it

>>75665004
5 was ok though

>>75661115
Land empires move to each other and unite, but it does not mean it happens through friendship.

>>75665831
We are not an Empire
We are but a small country surrounded by other, friendly countries.
We want nothing more than to be friends

>>75665956
Don't talk shit.
We want to crush Russia to its bones and submerge it under our rule.

>>75666039
Dude, Hitler want only Baku oil, racist shit was only excuse for German soldiers to freeze their asses here, reason to die here and be "righteous".

>>75666212
kek, stop your stupid shit. Hitler has been dead for quite some time now and he also was Austrian, propably also jewish and half black.


Germany basically is just Russians and Turks just like Russia (Tatars insteed of turks). We have to unite our people. Russia must be submerged under German rule!

>>75665956
> We want nothing more than to be friends
Thats why Angela and her predecessors created 4th Reich and called it EU? Well played.

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>>75666489
russia can join

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>>75666821
I think ukrainians will be against it.

>>75666821
God that map makes me aggressiv. Russians should be the ritchest and most advanced nation on this planet with what their country has to offer. We could get so much from each other. But they decided to be a corrupt shithole. All the germans scientist and aristocrats we send to you 200 years ago and you still went full slav. Fuck you russia.

>>75667123
> 200 years ago
In case you forgot - 1917 happened.

>>75667216
whoops :^)

>>75667216
>went full slav

I didnt

>>75667378
Thanks to your "scientist " like Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels. Also Lenin lived in Munich for a while, there he got all his "genius" ideas.

East Germany was a mistake

>>75667670
>Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
Literally got kicked out of Germany for being retards

Guess who harbored them? That's right, the eternal Anglo

>>75667969
G*rms dumping their problems onto somebody else, what's new

>>75667969
Soooo...Fuck Brits?

>>75668058
Exactly

>>75666360
>Russia must be submerged under German rule!
I agree with that. When our country was ruled by the Germans, we were strong.

>>75668521
You mean Catherine the Great?

>>75661606
No Imperial Russia was best Russia.

>>75668634
>Russia
>ever being great
>>75668569
She was a cheap whore like the vast majority of russian females.

>>75668569
She was a Whore.

>>75668734
>like the vast majority of russian females.
She was Pr*ssian

>>75668734
I said it was best Russia not great, you silly.

https://youtu.be/F4fONvkOA1w

>>75668734
>like the vast majority of russian females.
but she was german

>>75666935
No they won't, if you return Krym and reaffirm brotherhood between nations.

>>75664885
>Orban's face
He's like "oh man, not this shit again"

>>75669139
No, this shit went too far already. Thousands of people died in civil war, their families won't forget that.
Also, here is the story. I've been in your country few times and I love it. But my father goes to Karlovy Vary every half-a-year and sometimes he goes to Prague for a weekends, because Vary is pretty boring. And once random granny heard that he speaks russian by phone comes to him and asks : "Why did your tanks come to Prague in 1968?" He was 6 yo in 68.
People just can't forget such things.