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Is this the most Americanized countries outside North America?

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Is this the most Americanized countries outside North America?
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>>75657584
I can only see one country but yes, possibly the UK as a runner up
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>>75657584
No
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The Philippines are far more Americanised than we are.
We're more English than we are American, and we're barely English these days
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>>75657606
There are 5 countries in that pic but it was a typo. The UK has it's own culture
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>>75657646
so do we
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>>75657674
Haha
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>>75657681
I could go into detail on the defining aspects of australian culture if you wanted
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>>75657584
>spells Americanisation with a zed
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>>75657584
also I forgot to mention we entered your royal family so you are stuck with us forever

fuck you jans
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>>75657744
and it's not just an australian in the royal family but a fucking Tasmanian of all people kek
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>>75657606
The UK is urinonically one of the least Americanized European countries though. It successfully adapted its own culture for the modern era moreso than anybody else, so as a result less American pop culture is imported than say Germany or Norway.
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>>75657709
I have seen crocodile dundee before, no thanks
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澳大利亚人民自治区是幸福和勤劳的太平洋家庭的骄傲和高贵的成员。
The Peopre's Autonomous Region of Austraria is a proud and noble member of the happy and industrious Pacific famiry.
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>>75657807
That film is literally supposed to highlight the complete differences of Australia and the US lmao
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>>75657799
I was being facetious, I'm sick of cunts saying we have no culture it's annoying

What the hell are we meant to do after only 200 years of colonisation, whilst still being under the commonwealth? We're doing well as it is
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>>75657880
YOU'VE BEEN, THUNDERSTRUCK
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most people here dislike America

the nickname Americans have here is seppo, which is short for sceptic tank.
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>>75657853
That movie is 30 years old, back when Australia actually was on it's way to developed an unique identity
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>>75657988
>sceptic tank.

Hmmmmm
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>>75658018
>buzzfeed

a tiny segment of Melbourne's population isn't indicative of the rest of the country
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>>75658018
why are you quoting buzzfeed as a source, even ironically, in 2017
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>>75658018
>That pic
This is what your average Dane will look like by 2020, and it's beautiful :)
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>>75657988
Why that of all things?
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Top 10 most Americanized countries
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>>75658109
because americans are fat, full of shit, and better off in the ground
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>>75658109
rhymes with yank and >>75658130
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>>75657584
No, it's Canada.
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>>75658111
nauru is even shaped like an obese man
>>75658109
you stink

but really it's americans - > yanks -> septic tanks -> seppo

there's layers to this shit nigga its genius
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>>75658044
Yes it is, these are young people living in the soon to be most populated Australian city. Don't deny you see this shit spread like a disease slowly, it even does here in Denmark
>>75658076
Why do you still have another countrys flag on your poor excuse of a flag?
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>>75658109
Septic tank is aussie rhyming slang for yank and seppo is a shortened version of it. It's also because you're all full of shit.
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>>75657584
possibly, but only because no countries really take up american culture, baseball is popular in south korea and japan only, american football only in canada, some euro cunts took up hockey
if you took every brit who half arses everything out of britain and gave them a new accent you have australians
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>>75658163
I live in melbourne mate, I know what things are like here

I love it when someone on the other side of the world pretends they know more about a country than people who live there
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>>75658160
>nigga
this thread is supposed to be about Australia NOT being americanised.
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>>75658130
>>75658139
You really get that many Americans visiting to form such opinions?
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>>75657584
Why do australian love american?
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>>75658163
says the d*ne with norway's flag minus the blue shit
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>>75658201
the whole world has the same opinion
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>>75658190
I love that there are still people who think we don't have access to social media and news from the other side of the planet. The world is getting smaller Luke
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>>75658201
unfortunately
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>>75658191
everyone says that though
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>>75658249
I have never heard anyone say that
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>>75658221
That's on Norway, we have the oldest flag in the world still used. They're the one who copied us just like they didn't even bother to create an unique language
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>>75657728

>zed
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>>75658235
I love it when someone on the other side of the world pretends they know more about a country than people who live there because they read something on the internet about it
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>>75658249
where? ghetto twitter memes?
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>>75658249
no we don't
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>>75658219
It's in their blood
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>>75658288
That's good because this entire board is devoted to that
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>>75658249
t. Jamal de'Shawn, foreign exchange student
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>>75657584
Norway is unironically the most Americanized country. Not only that, but they actively encourage it and are smug about it.
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>>75658350
lolwut? You're far worse than they are
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>>75658229
>>75658241
What do they do there? I've always wanted to go to New Zealand but I've never seen any reason to go to Australia
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My dad went to Australia to work for a short period
When I was at school there, there was an antiAmerican and pro Chinese slant that the teachers spouted
It was weird because at NZ schools we are taught pro-American stuff and even liberal teachers here have anti Chinese sentiment
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>>75658269
>>75658293
>>75658308
>>75658328
t. niggas
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>>75658410
tourists just reinforce our opinion of Americans being fat, loud, obnoxious and stupid.
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Steve Irwin had it coming
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>>75658159

>outside of North America

I know it may as well be china but canada is still technically in NA
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>>75658411
what could you have possibly been learning where china came up in the first place
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>>75658229
Not true
I live in the province with the most tourists in NZ
American and Canadian tourists are liked because they are civil and friendly
Asian and European tourists are disliked because they are obnoxious and rude
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>>75658462
reminder Steve Irwin was an American celebrity and wasn't actually that popular here
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This is probably the most americanized swedish girl lol
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>>75658410
work I assume. never asked. Mate of mine was going out with an American girl who's entire family lived here. Met plenty of other American permanent residents too.
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>>75658479
I'm not talking about tourists specifically. Everyone hates chink tourists, sure, but that doesn't mean that everyone doesn't dislike America
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>>75658488
Crikey
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>>75658491
the fuck
>>75658464
I think a canadian would know that
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>>75658494
I've met half a dozen Americans this year alone that have moved here recently. No clue what it is that's driving that
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>>75658249
Literally no one I know says this, and usually laugh at people who do
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>>75658467
This was a long time ago so I don't remember specifics
All I remember is that whenever America came up in class there was always a negative sentiment by the teachers
Like they wanted students to say zero instead of o when saying phone numbers
And America was always the blame for problems in the world
There was subtle anti American propaganda
Chinese Australian relations was portrayed as positive at Australian school
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>>75658494
>>75658543
Unless they're evangelists they probably weren't liked here either so good luck
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>>75658619
there's nothing wrong with any of that
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>>75658488
Steve Irwin was huge in Australia
Don't lie you slimy contrarian fuckwit
He was famous in NZ as well
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>>75657584
I'd say Scandinavian countries are, since the impact of Americanisation is stronger there than here
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>>75658619
Why would Australians jeopardise getting to paste their chinkwife's cunt that night?
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>>75658665
he wasn't

I didn't even know his name before he died
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>>75658665
this

when he died I was on a school camp and all the teachers gathered us around to break the news and some of the kids cried.

>>75658727
then you were a sheltered minority. Saying he wasn't famous here is blatantly not true.
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>>75658651
You have been brainwashed by your education system
At Australian school nobody said anything sexist or racist or discriminative unironically
In NZ schools, male kids are all unironically racist sexist discriminative etc and say their feelings openly in class and teachers can't do anything about it because most NZ male kids think that way
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>>75658651
>>75658727
Why would you go online and lie? Other than to be a giant fucking douche with this shock value shit
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>>75658772
it's true
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>>75658163
Sydney is the most populated Australian city so you're just wrong there.
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>>75658797
it's true

people knew his TV show, but it wasn't nearly as big as it was in America.
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>>75658706
I love it when someone on the other side of the world pretends they know more about a country than people who live there

Also, way too many Angl*s in here
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>>75658784
what the fuck are you even talking about you fucking spastic
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>>75658784
based Kiwis
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>>75658784
oh, I should have realised I was talking to the retarded 16 year old kiwi that spends all day on /pol/ earlier
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>>75658727

>freely admitting to being an idiot
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>>75658784
Why do you do Haka for dead teachers, they're dead they can't hear you ahahahah
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>>75658905
Crocodile Hunter was made to get the Big Strong Americans to notice us
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Chuckling at the Kiwi whom thinks were more Americanised then the country that has islanders masquerading around as niggers
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>>75658862

>I love it when someone on the other side of the world pretends they know more about a country than people who live there

isnt that exactly what youre doing in this thread?
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reminder Steve Irwin was a C list celebrity at best

more people literally knew the actors on neighbours than him
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>>75658862
>I love it when someone on the other side of the world pretends they know more about a country than people who live there

hmmmm interesting that you think that my northern hemispheric friend
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>>75658862
I'm 1/18745th Danish and ate a fish once we're practically brothers
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>>75658947
>>75658957
I just love it when someone on the other side of the world pretends they know more about a country than people who live there because they read something on the internet about it

>>75658823
I didn't know Australia had an issue with its literacy rate
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I would say Sweden followed by Norway
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reminder you would have long forgotten about Steve Irwin if he didn't die like a coward
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>>75658863
In Australia you only say things like cunt
You don't have in depth racist antiMuslim and sexist conversations with your mates in class like in NZ schools
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>>75658904
Wish he would piss off already desu. We used to have a decent reputation on this board before he showed up.
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>>75658936
My Economics teacher from year 12 was a kiwi (literally born in england though) who would start every lesson saying some Hakuna Matata maori gibberish and grab this little necklace everytime. He used to get so defensive when we'd rib him about it.
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>>75658977
I am Türk. danimarka'ya göç ettiğim için ailemden nefret ediyorum
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>>75658953
Why would you want to distance yourself from him? You're a meme culture based on scary fauna and funny accents. Least you could do is attribute something of your kind for credulousness.

Throw another shrimp on the barbie
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>>75659025
how can someone so close to Australia be so ignorant about the country?

Cronulla wasn't even that long ago. Wait, you were probably fresh out of your mum's vag then and don't remember it
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>>75658922
Haka is a war dance that we do
I'm white but it's fun doing the haka
It is a cool dance
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>>75659025
The reason you didn't have those conversations with people while you lived here is because no one was your friend. sorry mate, h8 ta br8k it 2 ya
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>>75659101
Oh no, the American isn't taking us seriously lads
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>>75659064
>start every lesson saying some Hakuna Matata maori gibberish and grab this little necklace everytime
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>>75659025
hmm that's funny because I distinctly remember everyone beating up wogs and lebs in high school
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>>75659125
Cronulla was adults
I'm talking about school kids
NZ schoolkids are way edgier than Australian school kids
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>>75659234
yeah okay mate I'm sure you know absolutely everything about Australian teenages
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>>75659234
>NZ schoolkids are way edgier than Australian school kids

woah
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>>75659183
People have conversations like that loudly to the whole class in NZ regardless whether people are friends or not
People speak openly about edgy discriminative stuff
That never happened in Australia
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>>75659234
Source? Last years schoolies, a fight started because a bunch of Aussies were paying out the haka to a bunch of maori's
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>>75659064
Its always funny when Maoris leave their nation sized safe space and realise nobody else cares about their stupid rituals.
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the absolute state of this kiwi lads
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>>75659289
Your experience in ONE school in Australia don't define the country you absolute mong
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>>75659298
How is that edgy
You don't talk about how Apartheid was good and how there should be sterilization for Africans
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No we are not fucking "americanised"
We can never be "americanised"

Australia, the US, the UK, new zealand and canada are all part of the anglo-saxon cultural sphere.
Any similarities or cultural exchange between us isn't a result of some unnatural "americanization". It's as natural as Japanese culture taking influence from China, or Iraqi culture taking influence from Iran, or Sweden taking influence from Norway.

But you don't see morons in Japan saying that Japan has no culture because it is too similar to China. You don't see people in Sweden wringing their hands, worrying that they are being too influenced by scandinavian culture. You don't see people in any other country trying to promote tacky, tasteless pieces of kitch as representitive of their identity like they do with "australiana"

The "cultural cringe" bullshit makes no sense.

And yes. America does have a cultural empire infecting all the world.
But it isn't "americanisation" as much as it is "anglo-saxonisation"

And Australia, being an anglo-saxon culture, is exempt from this.
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so much edge in this thread
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>>75659367
actually one of my high school teachers straight up said that and that voted in favour of it while in South Africa
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>>75659378
all wrong

America and Canada are distinct from the rest of us. We're closest to New Zealand and then England, and the similarities to England have been dwindling over the last 100 years
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>>75659357
Every high school in NZ I've been too has been full of openly discriminative edgy teens
The fact there is a high school in Australia where kids were not openly saying hatespeech is really cucked
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>>75659435
imagine unironically writing posts like this
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>>75659367
Is your source just one little Autist you know in your year 9 class?
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>>75659378
retard
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>>75659395
That was a teacher saying that
Not kids
Your older generation is fucking based
However the youngest generation of Australians is cucked
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>>75659435
I went to a private school here, and although my peers were racist, saying it openly would lead to disciplinary action.

I don't know what tiny rural region you come from, but in most of urban New Zealand we are just as "cucked" as the Aussies, or even more so. Your anecdotes don't prove anything.
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If Kiwis are edgier then Aussies then why is your country a lefty shithole?
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>>75659526
he's from the south island
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>>75659482
Those conservations come from different schools and were both talked about by normalfags and the cool kids
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>>75659465
It's kind of charming.
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>>75659590
yeah if you find a spastic drooling on your leg charming
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>>75659532
Northerners aren't patriots
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>>75659565
tell us how it goes at school tomorrow mate
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>>75659625
You're hardly one to talk about Patriotism when you can't go a thread without practically deep throating America.
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just remembered why we hate kiwis lads
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>>75659367
>You don't talk about how Apartheid was good and how there should be sterilization for Africans

Yeah, I'm also not on the autistic spectrum. Do you see what your saying 'ooh look how edgey I am, gratify me pls 4chin anons'. You probably don't even have friends in New Zealand.
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>>75659625
Neither are Sydneysiders or Melburnians but we still cop shit for their lefty drivel
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>>75657681
dumb hahaposter
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>>75659703
Where in Australia do the based kids live?
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>>75659774
autism
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>>75659785
south island of new zealand mate

do us all a favour and stay there with your buddies
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>>75659701
I'm not saying I'm edgy, many kids back at school were edgier than me
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>>75659794
t. Zhang
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>>75659839
my family has probably been in this country for longer than yours mate
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>>75658380
wrong, have you ever met a norwegian?
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>>75659838
Fuck, they get even more Autistic? South Island is probably worse than Tasmania
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>>75659885
Tassie is the best province of New Zealand
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>>75659785
australians can only DREAM of being BIG STRONK kiwi MEN
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>>75659858
my dad could beat up your dad
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>>75659921
nuh uh
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>>75659306
>nation sized safe space
what's that? south island?
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reminder hurting someone's feelings online is a literal crime in New Zealand
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>>75659904
Having visited Tasmania a few times now seeing my grandparents moved there I don't see what's wrong with it.

Hobart is pretty comfy.
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>>75659977
shit weather and inbred locals

if you can handle small towns you could do a lot worse, but it's easily the worst capital
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>>75659907
He's a North Islander
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>>75657799
this

Germany, Sweden, Denmark and Norway are the most Americanised countries in Europe.
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>>75660012
have you been to adelaide
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>>75659977
Unironically it's probably one of the better states
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>>75659967
It is perfectly legal to spout any opinion you want in NZ publicly
However in Australia you can get arrested for hate speech
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>>75660039
unfortunately
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>>75660061
http://www.legislation.govt.nz/act/public/2015/0063/latest/whole.html
hmm what's this
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>>75660061
Lmao
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>aussies known for nothing but shitposting
>call americans full of shit
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>>75660133
you're full of new zealanders, american.
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>>75660133
do you not know what full of shit means mate?
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>differing between Angl*s
what a waste of time
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>>75660061
hey mate where did you run off to?
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>>75660109
Yeah we can't abuse people on normalfag book
So what
We can peacefully state any opinion we want in public though
A luxury you guys don't have
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>>75660335
but you can't though
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>>75660220
Hawaiians are different ethnicity from Maori
They are related though
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also reminder the police almost never use hate speech laws
reminder in some jurisdictions there has been a grand total of one (1) case where they were actually used, and the charge didn't stick
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>>75660382
Yes we can
We have freedom of speech in NZ as long as it isn't abusive
Similar to US laws desu
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>>75660397
you've got a really great sense of humour there mate
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>>75660440
hmm not really
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why does this new zelander
randomly start a new line
in all of his posts,
can't he type normally?
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>>75660513
t. newfag
Anons back in the day didn't type like redditors
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>>75660740
mate you were a fucking infant when 4chan started
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>>75660740
Does you Autism know, no bounds?
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>>75660811
I was 4 years old when 4chan was made
Yes I'm a newfag
But I'm not an extreme newfag
I arrived on 4chan early 2015 before Trump had announced he will run for President
Most anons on 4chan arrived after mid 2015 when Trump announced his campaign
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>>75659619
How is >>75660970 not adorable?
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>>75660970
>But I'm not an extreme newfag
>I arrived on 4chan early 2015 before Trump had announced he will run for President
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>>75660970
is this cunt fucking serious
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>>75660970
I was posting before /spee/ was even a board

kys
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>>75660970
kek

KEK

K-E-K
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>>75660970
Mate, I'm a newfag and I go back to 2011
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>>75660970
you should have been swallowed
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>>75660970
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>>75660970
you're brand-shiny-new

>tfw been here since 2006

I've reconciled that suicide is my only escape
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>>75660740
>>75660970
>Anons back in the day didn't type like redditors
>I arrived on 4chan early 2015 before Trump had announced he will run for President

baka
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>>75660970
jesus fucking christ
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I've been here like 2 1/4 years
That is longer than most people on this website don't deny it
I remember that 4chan activity was way less and catalogs would be slid way slower and reply rate was much slower
For example on /an/, a board I often go on, now has the entire catalog slid in less than 2 days
It used to take many weeks to slide the catalog of /an/
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>>75661224
>I've been here like 2 1/4 years
>That is longer than most people on this website don't deny it

really having a good long laugh lads
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>>75660970
>>75661224
where do you even start with these absolute shockers
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>>75661224
you have no fucking clue
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Personal opinions of kiwis has gone steadily downhill since the start of this thread
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>>75661224
compared to most cunts, you've been here since breakfast.
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>>75661248
Explain why activity on /an/ has exponentially grown
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>>75661224
wowee
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>>75661224
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaa

ohboyohboy
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>>75661349
I don't fucking know, who fucking uses /an/
most of 4chan probably forgot that board existed
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don't even know what to say lads
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someone screencap these
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Daniel pls stop
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>>75661224
Kiwis always provide the good laughs
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>>75661446
fucking Daniel has been here longer than this spastic

let that sink in
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>>75659234
>I'm talking about school kids
That shit spread through high schools, kiddo. When I was in high school, there was a period just before the Cronulla riots where text messages where being spread around to bash wogs and come to Sydney, with the "boys".
One kid in my year ended up getting a broken arm after being bashed on the train, targeted by these stupid racist kids, because he was a wog kid.

Sounds like you are poorly informed, underaged, or both.
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>>75660970
>>75661224
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>>75657606
Definitely not, when I go to other european countries there are so many wiggers. Very few here in comparison and almost all of them are in london
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won't be taking any kiwi posts seriously after this thread
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>>75661388
Obviously they haven't forgotten because /an/ has been plagued with reddit tier meme and pet posting recently that slides all the quality threads
Those faggots are ruining the best board on this website
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>>75661476
he's left me in a brain bubbling state
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>I was 4 years old when 4chan was made
>But I'm not an extreme newfag
>I arrived on 4chan early 2015 before Trump had announced he will run for President
>Most anons on 4chan arrived after mid 2015 when Trump announced his campaign
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it's been too long since the last american post
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>>75661480
He's underaged
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>>75657584
Yes, they even circumsise themselves. They cut off their dicks to appease their American masters who cucked them in WW2.
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Shocking conclusion to the thread
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>>75660970
Holy shit, this nigger right here. Cancer in humanoid form.
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>>75661651
Our parents generation were all circumcized as well don't lie
Unless your parents were Maori
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>>75660970
>>75661224
based fucking daniel
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the newzealand dorftrottel in this thread made my nioght
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>>75661388
The kiwi uses /an/ for the same reasons other anons use /gif/.
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>>75661856
kek
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>>75661631
The rest of you guys are probably dying of laughter.
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>>75661856
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>>75661476
please post danny pics I need a refresher on my spank bank
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>>75661856
Wrong
I use /gif/ for fap material
I want to protect native NZ wildlife and sealife one day
We have heaps of amazing endangered endemic species that make us a biodiversity hotspot
Since they're so endangered most of our native animals like kiwis I have never seen in my life
I would love to get a job with native wildlife so I could actually get to see native animals
I also would love to work in Antarctica as well to study and protect their wildlife and sealife as well
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>>75662060
those animals are goners if you're in charge of their survival
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>>75662040
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>>75662060
wow you really have no fucking sense of humour do you
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This isn't even his final form.
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>>75662132
I know you're joking but this is 4chan so there are people here with degenerate fetishes
I don't want to be mistaken for them
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love you danny
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>>75662255
Jesus fucking christ, mate.
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this fucking kiwi I swear
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Does anyone have Daniels goodbye letter?
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>>75662398
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>>75662255
I didn't want to be the first one to say it, but you should go back to fucking reddit or wherever you crawled out of
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>>75662420
thanks, cunts reply at the bottom always makes me kek
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>>75662420
Fuck me dead.
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>>75662420
and he was posting in /cric/ during the aus v nz game on friday too kek
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>>75662432
I've never been a reddittor in my life
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>>75662590
I think you'll fit in there mate
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>>75662060
That's a pretty cool career, stick to it if you really feel that passionate about it. Hey kiddo I like you but let's just set the record straight.
1)stop going on /pol/ so much, as much of a different point of view and critical analysis it seems to have at first you'll realize it's just the opposite of SJW. It'll turn you into a bitter cunt if you let it, you only can help yourself, focus on that
2) you should probably be leaving 4chan if you can, I sometimes wish I would've you're very young and impressionable and there's too many negative outside influences here
3)it's cool you like America. Not everyone can acknowledge that it's been a greater good to the world that it has of evil. But like everywhere else it's gotten corrupted and demoralized.
4)/ck/ /out/ are also great boards
5)don't fap too much

Best of luck kid
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New Zealand has Daniel but we have Straffo. Really makes you think huh...
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>>75662611
What the fuck are you doing?
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>>75662420
miss the daniel narrative
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>>75662603
I have looked at reddit once because it is mentioned on 4chan a lot, but it was boring and didn't appeal to me at all
4chan is the only Internet community I have ever become part of because this website is fun and appeals to me
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>>75662611
Leaving 4chan doesn't cure autism
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>>75662635
straffo has an excuse
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>>75662658
What does it seem like?
>>
who /nrl/ here
>>
>listening to the opinions of Australians

Why do people still do this ?
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>>75662819
Piss off Paki cunt.
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>>75662680
I think you'll fit in at reddit mate
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>>75662611
Thanks man
I don't think 4chan has hurt me
In fact 4chan has made me realize how much ecosystems need protection because 4chan made me realize how horrible the human species is and how humans are a cancer on this planet
I want to do everything I can do to protect other species from the destructive species that is humans
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>>75662893
and you support trump
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>>75662880
Don't ever call me a paki again you scraggy bogan
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fucking hell I'm glad I don't live in a country with twats like this cunt in it
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>>75661856
lmbo
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>>75662931
go bomb bridge now
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>>75662925
When have I ever supported Trump
I support his immigration policies and support him not giving aid to third world people who'll just make heaps more starving babies
However like almost all politicians Trump is a fucking disaster on the enviroment
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>>75662995
>I support... Trump

okay
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>>75662995
>claims to be altruistic and compassionate
>is against policies of altruism and compassion

tickle me timbers
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>>75663027
It was the least hopeful option. If you were American what would you have done?
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>>75662931
Paki cuuuunt

Give me some of that chicken tiki masala
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>>75663100
wouldn't have voted
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>>75662981
>>75663116
You can always trust Australians to be very unimpressive on the intellectual front
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>>75663116
>tikka masala
And people dare to say British food isn't good?
>>75663119
I voted trump because at the moment I felt it was the right thing, now I feel silly I bought into ""democracy"" when it's all rigged.
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>>75663061
I'm altruistic and compassionate towards wildlife and sealife, not for third world fucks who can't stop plaguing the planet with heaps of kids in enviroment where large populations of humans can't be sustained without destroying entire ecosystems and destroying civilization
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>>75663195

delet this post
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>>75663195
I am Greek
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>>75663195
Your failure to use a full stop at the end of your sentence indicates that it is YOU, my New Zealand friend, that is unimpressive on the intellectual front.
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>>75663232
What are your religious stands?
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>>75657880
>Australians
>culture
Unironically it's not a big deal Australia doesn't have any culture, you can say "cunt" and it'll still be funny.
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>>75663232
Můj negře

I like you
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>>75663340
maybe give the thread a quick skim before you say that
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>>75663316
Agnostic Atheist
(Don't believe in God, but can't be 100% certain he doesn't exist)
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>>75663340
Thanks man
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*farts*
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Liberia only exists because of America so it would have to be them wouldn't it
>>
Thanks man for validating my opinions
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>>75663376
reddit: the position

fucking take a stance you piece of shit
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Thanks for being a fedora tier turd too man
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Thanks man
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>>75663518
I'm atheist, but in order to be scientific I am agnostic atheist because it is impossible to prove that a being outside of the laws of physics and our universe doesn't exist using the scientific method
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>>75663662
reddit: the position

fucking take a stance you piece of shit
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God I fucking hate this uppity little cunt

I would literally heem the fuck out of you if I saw you walking down the street
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>>75657584
>Bundaberg

is that why I think it is?
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>>75663579
>>75663502
>>75663535
Serious question how much of a dicks are Australians in real life? Here on the internet you all seem like serious assholes but I just can't picture it being like that in real life. I even looked up YouTuber from Australia but they seemed to be alright.
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>>75663739
You obviously didn't learn the scientific method at school
I have a stance
I don't believe God exists
But my stance can't be proven because you can't prove or disprove the existence of God with the scientific method
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>>75663810
reddit: the position

fucking take a stance you piece of shit
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>>75663765
cutting each other down is pretty standard in Australia
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>>75663765
if you're not an insufferable reddit cunt like this kiwi then we're fine
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>>75663765
Many Australians are numales who make up for their lack of toughness and strength irl by acting hard online with comments like >>75663760
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>>75663883
lets see your mug then mate
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yap
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>>75663883
17 year old kiwi kid living in the south island of new zealand has sooo much life experience, must be so tough.
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>>75663883
KEK

YOU are the pathetic little /pol/ numale here

you are LITERALLY seething right now because you KNOW that YOU have just been exposed as a pathetic friendless newcunt.

YOU have been shaken to the core by MY elite truthbombs.

Instead of facing the truth that you are an irredeemable turd, YOU have followed up posted a series of reddit gold posts in a desperate attempt to save face, except all it's achieved is making YOU look even more pathetic than before.

It's over. YOU cannot recover from this. Every time YOU see a post with an Australian flag, YOU will become deeply troubled as you remember the verbal beatdown YOU received in this thread. YOUR heart will begin to race and the blood will pump through YOUR body, and YOU'LL make another similarly flustered post, which will only further diminish YOUR standing on /int/

Reminder that I'm in YOUR head. Reminder I control you now, you little fucking bitch. Every reaction that YOU make is a calculated, planned reaction by ME.

Whether you choose to foolishly reply, or ignore the posts like a little bitch again, YOUR status among the /int/ community will decline.

There is no way out. YOU have NEVER met anyone as dedicated as I am, and I WILL dedicate all of my attention to wiping YOU off the face of this board.

Keep on digging your own grave though, you LITERAL piece of shit.

I look forward to your furious reply, which I will NOT be reading
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>>75663904
What a silly question Kek
I could ask the same from you but I don't care
The whole point of this website is to discuss stuff anonymously
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kek

KEK

K E K
E
K
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>>75663764
Yep, home of Bundaberg Rum.
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>>75664032
never get tired of these
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>>75664032
based fucking matt
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>>75664032
M A T T
A
T
T
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>>75664032
Did handsome elite muscular Matt just do it again lads?
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>>75664032
fuck off fatt
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>>75664032
Based Matt
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So how does everyone know that guy is Matt? Do you all have those extra flags or know each other so well from /balt/ that can recognize each other?
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>>75664238
/sp/ runs /int/ which is run by /nrl/
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>>75664032
Love a good mattpost
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thank christ this thread is ending, I can now die in peace
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>>75664032
i am the /pol/ numale here
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>>75664238
>>75664286
chuck in bit of /cric/ and /afl/ tuu
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>>75664238
get a load of this fucking newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit and the fox sports facebook comments section lads
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Iceland is definitely up there.
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WalkGOD Ltd.
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>>75664032
MattGOD
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Sean.
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>>75664358
Not quite
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>>75664401
No, it's really me, sean
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>>75664439
fake walkcunt
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>>75660970
>>75661224
>>75661856
>>75664032
What a gem this thread came to be
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>>75664452
No, it's me, Sean.
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330th for The Straff
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oi goosey, you here mate?
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I've had enough of /sp/, I know it's in my best interests not to come here anymore.

/afl/ sadly has gone to shit, the amount of Sandgropers has become intolerable and I just can't be bothered wading through the shit anymore.
I used to have fun in /afl/ but now it's predictable and boring. being an australian trip in /afl/ used to be unique, now it's overrun with mediocre trips.

/afl/ used to have fun and witty banter , now the threads are dominated by the same people having the same argument every night. I've always made it pretty clear I know fuck all about league and post about SC only. Now it's a seen as "trying to spread my trip cred" and I just can't be fucked being attacked every time I post. I'm out of contention for /nrl/ SC finals anyway. /cric/ is obviously just warming up, I'm going to cop the blame for just about every new trip and gimmick I can just see it, I can obviously also see why. I'm not interested in that shit anymore but if I trip in /cric/ now I'm just putting myself out there to be accused for the inevitable shitposting. So why bother.

I'll still check in as anon, but convict and my trip, 200 x 300 pics is done. When I jumped on /sp/ today I read the end of last nights /cric/ and /afl/ threads.
It was quite amusing, that anon saying he's not WalkBro IS Walkcunt, no doubt. I told Walkcunt to fuck off and called him a faggot a couple of times the other night and said he was the worst australian trip.

Alot of truth was in those posts though. like the fact I've never actually doxxed anyone, like the fact I'm just a lonely guy, like the fact I need a life.
that's where the truth ends. it's been a fun 12 months but time for me to move on and put my mind to bettering my life instead of pretending to have someone elses.
>>
To me, it seems Matt has wild mood swings. He can engage in mature discussion and light hearted, friendly banter sometimes. And at other times he is very aggressive, angry and just generally hates everyone. I think he is bipolar or schizophrenic or something. He clearly has wil

The thing about Matt is, there is a part of him that is an 'act' for the sake of forcing gimmicks and furthering his '/sp/ identity' so to speak. Stuff like the Philadelphia Eagles shit he is trying to push, with his constant 'muscular' and 'literal and objective' meme posting. That's the gimmicky, banterous 'act'. Then there's the other side of Matt. The one that gets angry all the time, calls people 'normalcunts', criticises 'ausfailian cricket bogans' and the like. They're all the same person Roosterman.

But I think it's clear he lets his real self come out too much, which is where the aggression and attacking comes from. He can't just put on a 'shitposting face' (that's his own term that he has used to describe other people, but it ironically applies to him as well) all the time. It's clear he let's his real self intrude on his posting far too often when he encounters posts he doesn't like.

I can see why you might think these posts aren't 'the real Matt', but like you I have also been studying his posting behavior, and it's clear to me he has conflicting personalities. It's funny, he calls other people 'mentally ill' all the time, but I think it is him that is mentally ill.
>>
>tfw going to bring up the big 10 year anniversary next year

can't wait lads
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>>75664610
This is the post (or two posts) that made me, in my opinion. It was here where my career really set off.

I started out 2013 as just Basedogs from the /nrl/ SC league. I also recognized Milky and called him out somewhere near the beginning of the year. However at this time, there was no link between 'Milky's friend' and 'Basedogs from SC'. A little while later, I started ironically tripping as '/nrl/ bro' in /afl/, and Milky recognized me as Basedogs from SC due to 'having similar posting styles'. I decided to confess to Milky that I was also the guy who went to school with him. So now there was a link between the three identities, Milky's friend, Basedogs from SC, and /nrl/ Bro.

Then of course came the 2013 Ashes series in England. You know, the famous series where I started going all out on Obesitygoose. Initially Obesitygoose thought I was 'Angry Iggle', and would always reply to me in such a way (remember the cringeworthy 'IYA CAN'T CONTRAL MAH ANGER!!!' responses that he would post to me?).

Somewhere down the track, I became known as 'trip obsessor' because I was not only attacking goose, but Convict as well. Of course, the Basedogs/Milky's Friend//nrl/ Bro identities were not linked with 'trip obsessor' at this time.
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>>75664625
Then there was Goose, with his constant attempts at being 'that cricket guy' and pretending to know shit about other sports when it's clear he doesn't. I think I really started to hate Goose when he tried posting in /rug/ threads pretending he followed the Wallabies. Then it all exploded in the Ashes when I made that Simpsons song. That's when I really let loose on Goose. But what really shits me about Goose is the image he tries to present of himself when posting with his trip. From his 'I'm going to reply to this random cricket question that popped up with my trip on' when au/sp/ is at maximum shitposting, to his constant use of ironic shitposting when he encounters a person with an opinion he deems to be edgy or in your face or whatever, even if the issue they raised is legitimate (see: people criticizing EA of being a horrible company and him going 'le fuck le system, down with corporations XD XD' in response)

I don't specifically remember when, but at some point in 2013 I started meticulously studying the posting behaviour of Goose and Convict, whether they posted as trip or as anon. I remember this one time an 'anon' tried posting about fantasy in /nrl/ and posted his team. I went to the SC league to find which team the screenshot belonged to and surprise surprise, it was Convict.

But this summer has really gone to another level. Goose being caught samefagging and forgetting to turn his trip off all but confirmed what type of person he is. Who knows what fucking kind of posts he makes as anon, whilst he tries to present this image of 'that mature trip who always discusses cricket when everyone is shitposting and plays video games and definitely isn't some annoying shitposting cunt'.

Anyway, that's the end of my story. These two faggots have made me hate trips. I haven't even talked about Roosterman, and he's right up there in terms of tripfags I hate the most.
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>>75663883
Hit a nerve ther mate
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>>75664642
>tfw matt stopped being tsun to roosterGOD and started acting dere to him

matt is best waifu
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Goodnight guys
Been a fun late night talking with youz
I am glad I participated in this intense and unforgettable thread
>>
I am disheartened by the cynicism on display in this thread. I have no doubt that Reality Check has:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a high school education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a one-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-was a "semipro" soccer player for Gosford City, but no longer has interest in the sport due to a lack to interest. He still has intimate knowledge of the game regardless.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-paid AUD$3 million dollars to end his exile
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machiavelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of January 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
I, for one, don't need proof. I have faith.
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>>75664727
Get those A+ grades mate
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>>75664238
Kek
>Americans
>hurr special flags????
KEK
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>>75664032
fuckin hell matt
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>>75664792
I obviously have no idea about those as I've never had them hence why I'm asking the question you imbecile
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>>75664725
matt is an overweight virgin
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goodbye underage environmentalist
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>>75664900
t. poosterbitch
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>>75664852
Kill yourself newtrash
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why does /sp/ rule all boards?
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/gong/
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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No. But we are probably going to be ruled by the chinks first.
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>>75665692
>posting on topic
Thread posts: 355
Thread images: 44


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