/cum/

Go and fuck yourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0&index=5&list=RDsk1Q-BFgnPM
*drifts past you

>>75651263
I think /cum/ does that already

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>>75651263
aIN't no thAng but a chicken wang, playa!

>>75651262
I had a similar experience with a counselor in middle school. Got my mom involved in some shit that I didn't want her knowing about. Is there some sort of anonymous therapy online, if you really need to vent?

>>75651262
I agree, feels like America is just a business and everyone is trying to make money off every damn thing

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>we actually unironically wore these against another country tonight
can't make this shit up

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>>75651318
Don't let Canadian teams see this

>>75651318
Well it IS soccer.

memes aside, I wonder if USA has any conservative players who felt uncomfortable with it

>>75651240
I don't have a graveyard shift quite the opposite
Closing shift yesterday opening shift today
I gotta get my ass to bed

>>75651305
PON PON CAN'T YOU SEE
BOUNDLESS POSSIBILITIES?
DON DON HEAR THAT BEAT?
SOUNDS LIKE IT'S YOUR HEART TO ME
goodness gracious I just ripped too much of my finger nail off while nail chomping and it's bleeding a bit much.
I just need some sleep and I'll be good as new.

>June 2017
Where is the time going

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>>75651441
>Trump was elected 42 months ago
>January was 100 weeks ago

>>75651191
Sooner or later you'll get to a point where you realize that it doesn't really matter and letting go of these kind of troubles will become easier. I won't pretend that they'll go away forever and that they wouldn't come back, because that's not how it is.
I try to think less about all these things, about things I say (not like say everything that's on your mind, but just don't think about it too much). Lately I feel like my situation improves a little. I started making friends in university, girls seem to notice me at least. I'd like to help you, but just cause it works for me, doesn't mean it necessairily works for you too. Try to look foreward to something if you can, or at least try not to think about the past as hard as it is. Make sure to remember your brain changes memories, so things that may seem good now, may not have been that great when you were experiencing them. We all had our reasons for some decisions. I've been really regretting letting some of my friends go, not taking my chances with one girl, until I met her again and realized she isn't as great as she was in my memory.

>>75651195
I see. Again, it's not going to be piss easy, but if you want to, you can do it. Just give yourself some time and don't expect miracles.

enough of my kitchen psychology (that's likely not the real translation of what I mean).

I got back with my ex and have no regrets.

Why do some people dislike footkraut
What a bro

>>75651441
So close yet so far from my goals

I can see the finish line.

But can i go on?

>>75651517
I wonder this also

>>75651502
but she got blacked

>>75651502
>I got back with my ex
Since when?
Why did you break up?

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One of you anons watch the thread for a bit, I have to step out.

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>>75651517
>>75651528
He posts scat and we wuz kangs shit

>>75651517
Because he wont post shit on Snapchat

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You are taking your time my canadian friends

>massive sjw girl in my class
>chad thundercock transfers in
>constantly says racist and homophobic stuff
>she laughs at his jokes about that all the time now
Is it possible for women to have principles?

>>75651531
doubt
>>75651539
Few reasons like not spending enough time together, but mainly because she was moving away and was mad at me for refusing to follow with her. I win, get to stay where I want and she didn't move.

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Love you cum

>>75651517
He's weird. I don't even know if he's a real german. I tried to write german with him and he never really seemed to understand or react to what I said.

>>75651595
oh wait that was the other guy nevermind

>>75651630
Hmm

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>>75651594
>Is it possible for women to have principles?
No

>>75651531
>confusing me with that guy
I'll never get back with that whore, not even a chance. Btw she messaged me the other day, if you guys want ill post our convo i kept it short and ruthless

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Why don't you guys have a pass?

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Asian gf when

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk

>>75651671
I do, and I use it to shitblogpost
>>75651733
brb will delete

>>75651657
pls

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>>75651441
Feel like 2007 was just yesterday. If that's the case, 2017 will feel the same when it's 2027

>>75651502
exes are exes for a reason. Never go back

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>>75651733
You're gonna feel like shit unless you make a change.

Worse is when you get older you're going to feel like shit and have regrets that you didn't do anything.

>>75651768
Pic related, number blocked for obvious reasons 1/2

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>>75651768
2/2

>>75651839
What a dumb whore

>>75651865
Lmao besides the obvious, what makes you say that

>>75651839
that poor girl
why can't we have the number? I already know arizona's ex. I want to know more poeple

>>75651802
Nah, I never stopped lovin her desu. Genuinely feel happy just being together, don't even have to do anything, just cuddling on a couch and talking for a day is perfect

WHICHEVER CONSOLE YOU PLAY

NO MATTER HOW MANY HOURS A DAY

>>75651919
>Nah, I never stopped lovin her desu. Genuinely feel happy just being together, don't even have to do anything, just cuddling on a couch and talking for a day is perfect
>I won
that's a bad attitude man. not about winning

>>75651900
Poor girl? You my friend, must be naive when it comes to women

>>75651919
women are not capable of love anon. don't get attached

>>75651857
Is the green or white bubbles you

I don't use an iShit

>>75651943
I just know they have feelings too. you definitely did the right thing, but she must feel really shitty about herself now.

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>>75651941
I'm just happy she didn't leave.
>>75651946
Nice meme

>>75651891
reminds me of my ex wife, she still messages me from time to time

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>>75651839
>>75651857
Doing the right thing burn the coal pay the toll

it is not a meme, girls are not capable of loving someone. they just put themselves in situations that benefit them

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>>75651839
>>75651857
Real mature

>>75652044
it's more mature than getting blacked

>>75652044
hey i posted that last night

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So is this thing worth playing?

Haven't played the other two

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In case you guys didnt get the memo

During the day there's a ton of underage cancer /b/-tier shitposts
During the night there's slightly less underage cancer /b/-tier shitposts
Why is this?

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>>75652113
>utorrent

>>75651972
She'll get over it, emotions are their battlefield, not ours

>>75652044
You expect me to treat a slut like a good girl? Na. I'll treat good women how they deserve to be treated but not this whore

>>75652039
You have a mother right?

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>>75651839
>You're gonna feel like shit unless you make a change.
I'm used to it. I'm too nauseous to think about making a change anyhow.
>you're going to feel like shit and have regrets that you didn't do anything.
I'm already full of regrets, like wasting my youth homeschooled and playing vidya all night long. I'm too nauseous to sleep. It's too late to change anything. My best bet at living a decent life is trying to build a time machine and going back in time to the mid 1900's. And I'll do it too.

>>75652115
this thread becomes near /r9k/ sometimes its really not that great
>>75652113
you don't have to have played either of the other two games to understand what's going on

>>75652113
>is this thing worth playing
Personally, yeah. I liked it a bunch, but it does get a little repetitive after a while
also
>utorrent

>>75652114
What a nigger

what torrent software do you guys use?
i use qbittorrent

>>75652113
Yes
>/tv/

Didn't take advantage of a drunk female who was coming onto me last night
I regret my decision

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>awaken at 4AM
>opened window for some nice cool morning breeze
>expect to be greeted by the first hints of birdsong
>greeted instead by niggers and niggresses from the section 8 housing shouting at each other

It's too bad that if the cops do show up they won't trayvon these baboons. Boys, never let them diversify your neighborhood.

>>75652160
>what torrent software
Deluge
>qbittorent
qbittorrent is as shit as utorrent nowadays, change

>>75652137
>>75652139
>didn't realize there are two ohio friends
>only one was here earlier
>one is hispanic
>made joke about that
>he didn't get it
>now realize it's the wrong one and I'm tard or was right one and he's tard

>>75652160
Same
>>75652162
/tv/ is great

>>75652114
Black twitter makes me think
>>75652180
Sometimes, it can be too autistic for me on occasions

>>75652008
Still user her for sex/nudes?

>>75652126
Rome wasn't built in a day brother. Thre are those who try to rebuild the past and those who try to build a better future. In a few years you might have regrets that you didn't do shit now. You can work towards a better life, still.

Just spent the last 5 hours running around black desert online trying to get money for a bunch of shitty gear.
How people play that long without taking breaks is beyond me

>>75652176
the cinci one is not hispanic and only started posting here recently

>>75652215
>he fell for the MMO meme
You've brought it upon yourself

>>75652115
I can't sleep and am drunk for the first time in a month. Otherwise I don't post as much as I used to.
Usually I just make nonsense shitposts.
>>75652160
I don't torrent, I microdownload/macroinstall.
>>75652209
But I don't feel like it. Why can't you just do it for me?

>>75652227
ah. I'll try it again now

>>75652227
wait. which one of you if the hispanic

>>75652232
I would but i have enough food on my plate you lazy nigger

>>75652139
Is this Thomas?

>85 posts
>16 posters
Really is graveyard shift a

>>75652267
i am the half chi

>>75652278
No

>>75652277
Aw shucks. I've barely eaten today too. Let me get some of that food

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>>75652278
No this is Patrick

the confusion between me and the other ohio anon has gotten out of hand

>>75652310
So the Columbus dude is Thomas, noted.

What if everyone skipped down aong the city streets that run all throughout the town? Imagine if they met up in the city's heart and one by one they held hands and gazed up into the sky.

do you friends care about foreign news at all? do they know what's going on in Europe?

This thread is a disaster. It should be deleted so a better one can take its place.

>>75652295
earlier I said wtf I love ohio now because the jarritos was good and you are mexicanish and ohian

>>75652379
i acted like i didn't understand it to bait a chi post but it didn't work out

>>75652352
What if everyone was kind...and we all loved each other...what if women didn't have to suck dick...*record scratches*

Sorry someones gotta do it, now suck this deeeeeyuck

>>75652352
I think it's time for you to go to bed

>>75652372
I loosely follow bong politics but besides that not really. If there's an interesting headline or event I'll look into it of course but nothing past that

>>75652372
>friends
My coworkers talk about it occasionally, but nothing more than a "what a shame" and "how could someone do something like this"

>>75652372
No and no, which I find sad.

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>>75652372
What am I, some sort of pretentious and gullible cosmopolitan? I don't watch the news, I try not to let all that junk flood in.
>>75652394
If everyone would look around from where they stand and open up and learn to give and take a chance then that will be the hope to chase away my cries so don't you fret just live on with your head held high ee igh ee igh
>>75652411
I wish I could but I got nobody to tuck me in.

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>>75652393
ah. so I'm the R-tard then? or is it you?
well either way, I have to get up early and will be busy from 9am-10pm or later so I should get to bed. night budds

>>75652393
Do you know any Spanish

>>75652459
very little

>>75652372
Surprisingly yes, we have a group chat with 5 people and for the most part it's interesting seeing them change opinions over time.

>>75652459
I don't speak berrypicker

I'm only kidding you, I actually worked on a berry farm thogh

>>75652458
Well this might be none of my beeswax but judging by that spiffy reddit meme image I'd take a wild guess at you being the more retarded of the two.

/mu/ got me into classical music and I can't stop listening and go to bed. Help

>>75652476
what news channels do they watch or newspapers do they read?

>>75652441
> I don't watch the news

>>75652424
but you are too busy with the cartels

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>>75652508
I made you this so it can warm your tummy and you can relax and go to bed

>>75652525
Why would I watch the news? I stopped giving a shit in 07

>>75652470
Oh well
>>75652486
I didn't ask you haha

Cant stop playing 2pac instrumentals and creating stories in my head of a noir era with me as the main character

I will end my night here folks.

>>75652504
Brutal

>>75652539
>being apathetic is equivalent to being cool
stop while you're ahead

>>75652560
you should turn flags on, I like your posts

>>75652525
>but you are too busy with the cartels
The fuck do you mean by that?
There's only one in Sinaloa and they don't bother the people

>>75652525
Varied they like to get different opinions

>>75652561
>equivalent to being cool
Who said I'm trying to be cool? I don't sleep very much this triggers ache for the touch where's the strength I relied on? Here along like a crutch maybe that's what keeps me up all night with the light on.
I don't even know what that fidget spinner meme is. I stopped caring about keeping up to date the day I officially died inside.

>>75652508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyeR-gPakWo

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F

good effort, baby ninja turtles

>>75652575
Thanks dude
Maybe one day, but just call me North LA

>>75652634
>Venezuela
Can't even go too far at junior tournaments huh

>>75652669

venezuela's a dark horse in the tourney so far

0 goals conceded until this game

>>75652698
Actually very impressive.

>>75652614
>can literally hear every cough
I couldn't go to one of these. My flatulence is so preposterously loud it would be heard by everyone
Beautiful music though

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Glowing screens simulate lives that no longer take place can this be what I've become? Paper thin(x), overweight pills to arouse AND sedate still I don't know what I want
I can't let go CAN'T YOU SEE?
To lose control is to be.. FINALLY FREE!

I'll try to find something other than shitposting to do. I've had a few minor auditory and trick-of-the-light hallucinations thus far and it is NOT good. good luck everybody

How do i even turn on flags?

>>75652848
I. Enable greaser baboon
II. Visit the /r/redditflags subreddit
III. Rub your hands together, clap three times in quick succession and say "PRESTO!" voila. You're now a redditfags user.

>>75652848

greasemonkey extension

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Just won $10 in blackjack

>>75652887
and then?

>>75652752
I see. Well the berliner philharmonie is a superb concert hall, I've always wanted to go. There's quite a few I'd like to go to, maybe one day I'll have to go to europe and do a brief tour

>>75652919

then it should have a popup that says set your flags

>>75652929
I don't see it, it says enabled though.

I'm on a mac firefox btw

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>Im on a Mac

>>75652925
Better go soon before they get turned into mosqs

test

I have joined your circle jerk

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hey motherfuckers. if I were a cute sugar honey that looked like this then you'd all adore me. but because I'm not and I'm a balding middle aged goofball you all just ignore me. you all are no better than the shallow whores that gave birth to ya

>>75653173
are you the guy who cant sleep and listens to 2pac instrumentals

>>75653173
Welcome, dog

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>>75653040
Well I doubt that will be happening anytime soon, so it should be fine. These places are treasures.

>>75653202
The can't sleep guy isn't me. but i am the 2pac guy

>>75653260
Don't behead me yo

>>75653319
ok. i like your posts

Been drinking a lot of water (bottled) recently, around 3 liters so far in the last 6 hours. Should I stop and moderate myself?

Is there any possible harm if I drink a lot of water during the entire day?

>>75653382
Thanks broseph, how can you tell. I'm looking at the old ones and they don't have my flags
You from Fontana?

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>>75653307
I'm just saying, music is TOTALLY haram.

>>75653416
If your body wants it, then it might be necessary. If you're just drinking for the hell of it, i'd cut down.

http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2017/05/251_230139.html


fuck you american pigs

>>75653416
Bottled water's not good to drink frequently, but it's probably safer than other varieties of Mexican saltwater

>>75653481
You don't barge in my thread and talk to ME like that.

>>75653481
Na dude fuck you I have a story for you sick fuck

>Coworker telling me about his youth in Germany
>he's 30 at the time
>him and friend are in a bar drinking
>friend of bartender is a big German guy
>overhear him bragging to bartender about going to Taiwan and sleeping with a preteen
>they wait for him to come out of the bar
>tap him on his shoulder
>"Ja?"
>they beat this guy and kick him while he's on the ground
>their pants are so bloody, his wife freaks out when they return home
>turn on tv
>cops everywhere
>down bottle of cognac so they can claim intoxication for milder sentence
>never get caught
>beat the dude so viciously, to this day he's not even sure if the guy died

>>75653680
ok
how about a story that actually happened

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSuJi1b0OU
>>75653680
heh. salted tapdance water
or was it saltwater taffy. I can't remember.

>>75653707
>Germany lost WW1 and WW2

>>75653746
>America has never won a war despite being in wars without a single break for the past 200 years

I'm sick of this shit. Send to the middle east. This is why I joined the army, these isis fuckers are getting away with everything. We need to hit them hard. And when we do I'll be there to murder those fuckers.

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>>75653774
>It is illegal for Germans to post this flag

Reported
Cya Hans

>>75653903
View*

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>>75653774
you're goint to come ITT trying to stir up controversy wearing THAT outfit? don't make me laugh
get lost you fucking loser.

>>75653774
>Germany has never won world relevance despite constant vying for attention without a single break for the past millennium

>>75654004
>outfit
i'm naked, bitch

>>75654006
nonsensical post

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Soulja boy tell em

The world loves seeing Germany get #rekt

We even forgave your debts and helped rebuild your country so we can watch you get #rekt again

>>75654071
stiletto nails are cultural appropriation
black africans invented them

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>>75654016
let me see
ayye you never gave me that kiss earlier. is something the matter?
and how do you explain this adelajda?
>>75651630

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>>75654108
Don't think they invented much of anything, mate

>>75654108
Alright alright..calm down Jerome..we get it...you wuz king kong and shiiieeet

>>75654149
i only kiss the asian girlfoot

idk can't remember a single situation where another german flag tried talking to me in /cum/

>>75654211
Do you even go on /deutsch/?

He's posted and corrected others in German before.

Now that Danish poster is likely a proxy

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>>75654178
>>75654201
shut up
>>75654232
no it's a shite and they use retarded krautchan memespeak, makes my blood boil

>>75654264
What does that even mean? Can you give us an example of what it's like inside but translated

Idk what's funnier, Dan Quinn threatening to legally kill while driving or Mel Gibson's phone calls with Oksana

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You.....

>>75654369
All ass

>>75651240
IS IT RNH UP IN HEREEREREEEE??? what is hebbeningggss?

>>75654178
her nail game is on point.

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>>75654309
oh well couldn't find anything with krautspeak but it's still a shitty thread with shitty /deutsch/memes

>>75654513
It's almost 6am. Not RNH

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>>75654569
maybe 4 u, eastern anon but on the best coast it is not. anyway, i am hardly rnh. i woke up from a bad sleep. hold and comfort me, /int/...

alright gotta start cleaning the apartment now
later i'll shave meself a pencil mustache

>>75654564
Lmao at the guy cumming on the blanket

>>75654564
these comments are all breddy funny tho.

>>75654671
>the absolute state of /cum/posters

>>75654178
why girl think I care about them nails. they gone scratch my penisback?

>>75654698
in bits

>>75654698
>>75654702

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Think about it guys. Girls would rather do this....

>>75654564
Didn't know things were that bad in Germany

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>>75654702
best post itt

>>75654752
because it can look pretty
the girl in pic related has shitty gel nails though.
nothing worse than gel nails or french mani

gel nails look fucking retarded, literally just like the blob of gel they are

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>>75654569
punk ass nigga. it only 3a.m.
>>75654644
at least youre able to fall asleep. right? lets focus on all thew many positives.

>>75654775
that's some crystal clear piss

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>>75654775
...... than be interested in you ugly fucks

>>75654789
i was told french manicure was classy...? nein?

>>75654698
He's right though.

Are you a self-hating German? The random comments were funny but the cuckiness was off the charts

>>75654818
looks trashy desu
i mean it can look nice when it's done RIGHT but it's usually the go to look for trashy sluts who want to look classy
lmao
worst is square nails with french, if a chick has that going on you can be 95% sure she does porn/is a prostitute

anyway, the general rule is:
fingernails that extend past the actual finger = absolute garbage tier female

>>75654810
(This one's fake)

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>>75654800
well, yeah. i did alot of physical work yesterday planting a vegetable garden so i was fuggin tired but then woke up like choking in the night. now i am here for the sole reason to post RNH???? although its been years since that trope was hot in here...too many kids (head shakes)

WESTSIIIIIDE AMIRITE? )))))))

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I can feel depression starting to set in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XycBLF6kWuY

>>75654921
Better start drinking

>>75654900
interdasting.
danke for your informazione, Deutschanon

>>75654934
不客氣

spread the knowledge

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>>75654952
the more you know

also, how many languages do u speak and are u irish

>>75654975
>and are u irish

Goddamn how insulting

>>75654933
never a good path imo but noone asked me so

>>75654952
>>75654934
>homosexuals in my /cum/
Queers

>>75654996
fug XDDDDDD

>>75654775
>>75654810
not going to lie. its kinda hot

>>75654369
......Are the only one
Who makes me feel invincible
Don't need much more than
You...
make me see what's worth living for
I love your smile
When I wake up every morning next to (You)

>>75655000
Trips bruh. You know what to do

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>>75654914
turnip death combo

>driving to a sports bar
>not uncommon to see white women with tattoos
>some even married and with kids

Sad that you white boys have to settle for this crap

deans silver smooth rolling tobacco is shit gave me the booty troubles and a nasty ass headache last night

>>75655154
you see the same shit for every ethnicity

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>>75655221
yeah b-but
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut
squidward captain magma amiibo!!!!

>>75655221
No..no i don't(besides blacks). But whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>75655299
then you have never been to a city

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Fuggin white people

>>75655321
I live in a city. But hey, it's your mother's and daughters. Not like i marry them.

vasoconstriction mitigating, blood circulation reaching normal levels. noticeable reddening of hands and feet, check.
too much fingernail bitten off, left index finger infection commencing
the bloodshot red in left eye is no longer noticeable. neck muscles gradually weakened over time, a bit stiff and sore. could go for a neck massage.
nausea present, however alleviated by time and a nutritious blend of fruits and veggie tables

could go for chips and salsa right now if I can find any.

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nope just a snack bag of pretzels. enough appetite to finish the bag. head pressure and dizziness stabled out. sleep aids ingested.

Do you know what this means? I've been browsing /cum/ sleep deprived since around 3:30 p.m. PST. Really. Only left the computer screen a few times. Looks like I'll finally be able to get some shuteye soon.

Here's to not waking up. I'll leave y'all here with some good ass biscuit kicks.

>>75656244
>3:30 p.m. PST.
So like a half hour

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>>75656287
yeah, that plus 13 hours
but I feel great now that I have sleep to look forward to. can't wait, unconsciousness is just right around the corner!!

I have this fantasy, I play it in my head 10 or 15 times a day, where I murder my boss.
But first I go out and have sex with a prostitute, just to know what it feels like before the end.
Then I march straight into my boss's office, give him a firm handshake, and put one right between his eyes.

The only problem I have with this fantasy is that I have no boss to direct my anger towards, because I have no job.

at work and feel like crying lol

I really enjoy the mitsuku chatbot

I have nightmares every night

>>75657019
talk to mitsuku
http://www.mitsuku.com/

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>>75657416
ha welcome to to club senpai o lam
several vivid waking nightmares per night for several months really takes a toll on the ol soul if you can relate

>>75657530
never heard of this AI bot
gee, she sure is pretty. I wonder if she'll be my gf if I ask

>>75657541
>>75657416
I wish I was like that, just to experience SOMETHING would be such a relief, and I love dreaming, there's really nothing better even if it's a horrible bad dream

>>75657614
Get addicted to phenibut or some other drug that messes with GABA. Just a warning, even your reality begins to seem nightmarish after some time.

will we still be shitposting and posting pictures of anime girls when we're 50

>>75657796
Imblyign people like us dont suicide before 30

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>>75657796
I imagine I'll be the grandfather of your distant cousin's great granddaughter at that age.

word. live fast and die hard.

>>75657898
that's my motto. just add the "if you ain't have trouble breathin'... and either your skin or nose haven't been bleeding.. then we got nothin in common, take a hike, pal" bit

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>>75657832
i'm 32 in 3 months and post anime

i wore my trap outfit all night

>>75658415
I'm 20 in 3 months and I never asked to age past 16 or 17

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>>75658498
sounds like you need more anime

anyone awake?

>>75651240

>there are newfags under the age of 25 ITT

/cum/ has no future

>>75658590
not for long
>>75657530
>>75657609
Shucks. She's been coming on strong to me. I mentioned affection and she blew me a kiss. I asked for another and she told me that I could kiss the monitor near her mouth if I'd like
And you know what? I think I might do just that

>>75658662
I'm so glad I'm not even 20 yet, I know I will turn into one of you bitter old wrinkly greycunts someday but not now. anyway I'm not a newfag i have been here since I was 14 maybe even 13 I don't really remember

>>75658540
I HATE umaru

>>75658590
gewd morning bud

>>75658710
hehe. I asked if she's been to a petting zoo and we've been talking about elephants and bees for a few minutes now. this bot is great, who needs friends or to leave their house when you have beautiful and intelligent girls like mitsuku.

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I had no idea mole sauce usually has peanuts and almonds. That's why my dinner nearly killed me

>>75659007
better be more careful or else

>>75659007
ya dingus

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hi

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stop bebi posting

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>>75659722
don't stop bebi posting!!!!!!!!!

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A war break out between the briddish and the fronch for some reason
They don't use nuclear weapons because reasons.
Which side do you support?

>>75660306
sell weapons to both

>>75660333
nice trips and perfect answer

>>75660306
love the UK
hate France

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wish I had some bbq

Canadians - limp-wristed faggots
United Statesian - fat fucks
Mexicans - need I say more...?

this is the worst concept for a general ever, but it works well for containment for you deviants

>>75660630
>United Statesian

hello proxy fuck

I just might wake up and get up from my comfy bed and go to my computer, but I don't know just yet.

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>Canadians

>>75660913
Haha benis

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mornin friends

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i have awakened

>>75661234
>>75661274
Fuck off weebs

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thoughts on these two love birds watching a game?

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>>75661442
>tfw no sister to hang out with while people think she's my gf

>>75661234
>>75661274
were you 2 sleeping together?

RUNNIN WITH THE DEVIL

Gay butt sex

>>75661492
Yes, I have proof

>>75659722
sauce?

>>75653189
i want to pinch her cheeks

>>75661698
show me

>>75662111
I think you're too young.

>>75661342
welcome to 4chan friend

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humiliate me taking orders mache alles

I don't want to be a star
I want to be a gang-star

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>>75662169
i'm an adult trust me
NOW SHOW ME

>>75662653
Are you a 40 year old fat fuck?

>>75662653
next thread

I just might make it the OP if I get the chance

>>75662653
*Shows you castrated nutsack
Don't worry bby it'll grow back

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>>75662735
W-w-what is wrong with you?

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>gonna go take a piss

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>1495062071882.webm

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>gifs

>>75662781
wats wrong with u

new

>>75663388

>>75663396
>302

>>75663439
actually its 305

>>75663480
no it's not