Ask a drunk icelander anything Going downstairs to get another

>>75647807
>grab a slice from the kitchen
>grab a cold one
>fill up my lip with bacco
>no new posts
the fuck

>>75647807
What's it like belonging to a nation that is so smol in size and population? Are you tall and muscular? What do you think of the other Nordic cunts?

>>75647807
How far are you from the closest volcano?

>>75647807
have you been to greenland? is it green?

>>75647969
meh
all I have know
I am avg height and size
180cm
78kg

>>75647807
* When is your cunt getting culturally enriched?
* What are the largest groups of immigrants in Iceland? What do locals think of them?
* What do you think of Greenland?
* How long does it take Icelanders to travel to mainland Europe?
* Are there any towns of note besides Reikjavik?

>>75648022
idk
Bárðabúnga maybe idk they are all south of me

>>75648059
once
wasnt when i was there

>>75648111
>* When is your cunt getting culturally enriched?
idfk
>* What are the largest groups of immigrants in Iceland? What do locals think of them?
poles
criminals or hard workers
>* What do you think of Greenland?
closest neighbours, like drinking as much as I
>* How long does it take Icelanders to travel to mainland Europe?
a few hours
>* Are there any towns of note besides Reikjavik?
AKUREYRI
(WHERE I LIVE)

wew
time for another?

>>75648665
what kind of beers are popular in Iceland?

>>75647807
Why are you not importing thousands of Syrians you racist?

>>75648665

How is it being able to read Nordic texts from the early 1000's?

can I move to your country?
I'm a grill so that'd mean that one icelander guy wouldn't have to import a third worlder on his own
also with STEM education so I can make money in decent ways. Not a feminist, and motherly housewife at heart

>>75648691
Kaldi
Víking (pisswater)
Slots
Thule

>>75648811
Pretty nice

>>75648936
Can you move to my bed?

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What do you think of Emmsje Gauti?

>>75651066
King
Been to like 4 shows

>>75647807

Do you use the app which allows you to check if the girl you're porking is your cousin or not?

5-1 :^).
Or whatever it was, can't be arsed remembering.

>>75647807
Do you consider yourself North American or European?

>>75653751
What

Eyjafjallajökull desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14p0n1IIvsz

how is my pronunciation?

>>75654000
European duh
This is now a a hungover and tires thread

>>75654272
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14p0n1IIvsz
Top tier

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>Studying English and Danish (or another Scandinavian language) is mandatory for students in compulsory schools[3] and also part of many secondary-level study programmes, so knowledge of the two languages is widespread

>>75654349
f-for real?

>>75654366
No joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26pYeXq4e0
Ekki switcha

>>75654560
dime do migrade do Iceland :-DDDD

>>75654704
no

Do you think West Sweden should take over Eastern Sweden?

>>75654949
dw, I don't support immigration of any kind

What language do Poles speak in Iceland to the natives?

>>75655345
English

How do you deal with the winter?

I won the lottery and have a few million, would iceland be a fun place to chill in for a year or so?

>>75655516
With bigger tires
Yeah

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>>75648949
>Slots
>not piss

>>75647807
Are Icelandic girls qt? Is Iceland worth visiting?