/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

China has cute girls
Korea has cute girls
Japan has cute girls
Vancouver has cute girls

Why can't we have cute girls?

>>75647229
because you can't attach a tangible culture to your own kind so you have no real identity to feel attracted to so you choose the next closest thing

Have any of you watched Pawn Star?

I know you do.

Remember how Rick is supposed to be an "intellectual" on everything, Rick this guy that looks like everytime he visits L.A. he takes a pic on the US Route 66 sign, that looks like he thinks BBQ ribs are fine cuisine is always talking about his love of weird Czech Writers or how he is a history buff because he reads wikipedia.

Thats how i imagine everyone of you fuckers that try to be intellectual on 4chan, specially if you have a flag, american intellectuals if you will.

>>75648947
haven't watched the television in a decade
and i have zero reason to turn on pawn stars if indeed it is available on Netflix or Amazon Prime

why are yall migrating early, old thread hasnt reached 310

>>75648947
>Mexican intellectuals

time for bed, l8ds
i can't stay up any longer. it's already past my bed time

i hope you're still intentionally messing up all captchas

>>75648906
I would memorize the shapes and their placements first, then the red dots and then the lines and practice drawing it out a few times. Seems fairly straightforward

>>75648947
I watched Pawn Stars in like 2012 I didn't think it was still around

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>>75648947
Reminder that this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PabSICNepSQ

i hope you're all catholics

>>75648947
the stories behind the items were always cool, and it was always funny seeing people get Jewed out of their valuables. the most annoying shit is the little comic relief storylines they'd force into the show

>>75648988

Is one of the most popular shows on TV, even here in latin america people are in love with the show.

>>75649024
Didn't Chum Lee go to jail or something?

took another nibble from my brownie

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>>75649031
Jail went to chumlee

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face > hips > nicely shaped tits >>>> i don't think i've ever seen an unattractive ass (this might make me the de facto ass-man though)

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Got my magic underwear today, lads.

>>75649008
>hillary is a socialist guys!

Man, what a load of BS.

>>75649055
fuuuuck is this shooped

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLkmMEEiNBk

Wypipo are fucking stupid

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gf just sent me this

>>75649059
>i don't think i've ever seen an unattractive ass
how many have you seen in person? They're usually the first part of the woman to go cottage cheesed

>>75649071
It is but he did go to jail

really cant wait to never see my roommates again

should do a fap then a sleep

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>>75648947
still marginally better than what I think when I think of the average Mexican

ded thred

damn normies

>>75648909
Film is honestly a medium I never bother to dig deeper on. I don't know why. Most of my favorite films are extremely simple, not that I don't appreciate more complex films.

I guess, in the end, we just prioritize what we're lacking most. I'm a manlet so a lot of young women automatically give me a cold shoulder. When a women shows enthusiasm to me, it really warms my heart. With you, it's depth that you see lacking.
>>75649059
you never seen an extended back with a crack running through it?

We are living in the time of transition. I am sure there are many other pedes like me with boiling blood wants to stop this but can't. This is why we should support Trump in every way possible. He is an anomaly. Europe WILL fall it is just a matter of demographics , money and time. And as in everything else some people wont go down quiet and everything will get bloody. I just hope the next generations somehow will be able to reach out our cries and understand that some of us did try to stop this from happening. Like i've said its the transition process. Soon there will be no enforcers of law in Europe. Everything seems good and dandy sun will rise again tomorrow. It all sounds a-okay but you won't realize how quickly can things go down. As the way of how modern societies work a single collapse will enable a chain reaction of total collapse of the nation. One day you are going to some retarded pop concert the next day you are running for your life. Don't get me wrong i've had most of the pleasures this life has to offer. I am a single guy with not a single fucking problem on his life that causes trouble. But i will be the first one to take the boat the moment we announce the next crusade on Europe. Mudslimes don't understand this thinking we are all bunch of Starbucks dwelling cuckolded betas. Little they know the moment next crusade starts it won't end until every last one of the land you took from us will be regained. Your ilk will be butchered back to Central Asia and sahara desert. Your holy shithole mecca will be turned into ashes. And we will make sure that none of you will be even able to say Mohammad in the daylight without getting shot in the head.

SHANT

>>75648838
>Several of my relationships have been me acting like a professor at some points
Shit I just remembered my ex was like that too (I wasn't always professor-ly, but fatherly I guess - more so since her dad was never around and she didn't have a figure like that in her life)
I guess I just have 1800s-tier expectations - the woman does dumb woman stuff that's unimportant to me and I just manage (- maybe to just to an extent that if she does fuck something up I won't affected by it and the fuck up wouldn't be as bad on her).

god dammit, I think I have a cold

>>75649189
back at it again with the old memes!

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>>75649329

i cant believe how quickly the thread died

a new record

Wypipo are faggots

If you are under age you must say NO to alcohol use. If you are of age and choose to drink, you must use good judgement and drink responsibly.

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>>75649363

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtdIELpTbX8

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>>75649363
>>75649394

>>75649312
That's the traditionalist taste... how does that bode for you in Maine?

I like helping women but I got sick of doing too much of it after supporting this mentally ill woman. Don't get me wrong, I want to support her to better health, but it really did make me appreciate women who had everything together.
>>75649386
I still really don't understand the alcohol meme. Does NOT taste good

why do razor handles have to look like some weird space tool

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>>75649363
>>75649412

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bump

>>75649418
Handy masturbation tool for people in the shower

>>75649488

*saves this in 4chan folder*

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If I could have a manor estate with the style of interior I would be content for the rest of my days to merely lounge about a fireplace and read

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*looks through 4chan folder to decide what to post*

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srsly they are really attractive like WOWZA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

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>>75649518
what would make me content is if I could travel at incredibly high speeds and travel through time to fight crime or witness future/past events

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>>75649523
Then compare it to our president

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>tfw no gf
>tfw understand that now is not a good time to have a gf since I won't even be in the country for most of the year

gonna fiddle my diddle

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>>75649523
>the eternal baguette

>>75649538
I love him. His albums (see: not the remix ones that are free) are great and his friends make good content too (or used to)

even convinced me that southeast MA was a nice place to live till i figured it was just like any other suburb

/tpg/ has really taken a turn for the worst

Who's the cutest poster in /cum/?

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>tfw no gf
>tfw is not a good time to have a gf since i will leave in 2 months
>want a gf anyway

aahhhh

>>75649596

objectively me

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our guy

>>75649597
my personal life is more interesting than yours

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>>75649596
That turk who comes here from time to time is kinda cute

>>75649597
I hate how Cara shaved her head desu

>>75649596
we keep deciding that it's me

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>>75649621
my burdens are heavier than yours

>>75649612
>>75649633

Prove it.

>>75649619
Did he ever release that album after Trump got elected?

>>75649596

is me.
>>75649631
me too.

at least she doesnt like it and did it because she is dumb and thinks she is a serious actress.

>>75649597
where are you going
>>75649546
would laugh but it only furthers the heightist agenda against my people

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>>75649644

pic related, me

>>75649644
i have in previous threads

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>>75649641
Such a dignified monke

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>>75649596
Not me

>>75649652
totally forgot bout that
don't think he ever did

>>75649666
gtfo weeb
>>75649667
But not this thread so doesn't count

who was the anon that told me to listen to pere ubu

that was a good anon

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>>75649678
I remember when Trump won he tweeted something along the lines of "which song do you want first?" but I don't think he ever actually did it.

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>carabeaner makes fun of me(using my style of doing so no less)
>everyone thinks he is talking about himself

>>75649706
wu tang clan ain't nothin to fuck wit

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PIE master race

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>>75649750
>albanian isnt listed as Germanic
Into the trash it goes

alri everyone going to bed nyeee

>>75649717
>carabiner
that's pretty clever

>>75649717

i was talking about myself.

>going to bed before 11PM

buncha squares

god bless the united states of america

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man keepin women down

I'm listening to Abbey Road right now

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>>75649773
In some way are lives are parallel, we even share the same name

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm6Xh7x9i40

i don't think i've ever started studying for an exam more than 2 days away from it

wish i had the discipline

fucking merdos

dont have confidence Im gonna get hired when i go back home

i hate the normie circlejerk around Donald Glover
fuck Donald Glover

FUCK MCCARTHY

poo in the loo

>>75649706
Think he played it on one of his livestreams

>>75649931
who the fuck is donald glover

Canada needs to make like a leaf and blow away xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKzAEyZnK1c&index=2

post comfy music you clowns

>>75649931
hate his dumb nigger face too

>>75649596
cute (x) poster and danmark

>>75649979
black guy from Community

Im overachieving but i just came to the conscious realization.

I usually fuck up real bad at this point.

>>75649415
I guess it works, I'm not "sexist pig" "women are useless" traditional (if that could really be considered traditional), and I probably wouldn't even mention that to a woman - even if she was traditional/conservative herself. It's more of a mindset, and I don't think they'd ever notice since it isn't actually "bigoted institutionalized glass gap wall sexism"
My ex was from florida though (and when I lived there), we mostly got along well and had stuff in common, even though she fell (or still is falling) for the whole progressivism lefty stuff.
She also had an IEP in school but I'm pretty sure it was for dyslexia - if not she's extremely high functioning. Sometimes she'd have emotional problems, but I don't think I was around for anything bad (but she attracted a lot of drama for some reason).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqncOP7OzMg
so this is what art is...

*wipes tears from eye*

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>trudeau
>canadian intellectual

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>>75649011
I'd have to delude myself. p.s., born and raised Mormon who's not religiously apathetic. I don't adhere to philosophy and paganism-ridden mainstream denominations, I reject the authority of the pope & his pompous claim as head of the church. To accept this, you must reject Christ's claim as head of the church.

Let everyone be concluded in their own minds. I'm just irked by arrogant posts like
>>75648918
Not that I'm necessarily offended. I've never referred to myself as Protestant. I simply am a believer. I'm more offended by dunces ignorant of the origins of their beliefs deluding themselves into believing they're followers of Christ. I can't call myself a follower of Christ— everyone is good in their own eyes, yet all that can't be justified by sound doctrine is lies & uselessness.

"the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit."
"We have also a more sure word of prophecy; whereunto ye do well that ye take heed, as unto a light that shineth in a dark place, until the day dawn, and the day star arise in your hearts."

I encourage you to learn more about who you so carelessly submit to:
PAPAL SUPREMACY:
the doctrine of the Roman Catholic Church that the pope, by reason of his office as Vicar of Christ and as pastor of the entire Christian Church, has full, supreme, and universal power over the whole Church, a power which he can always exercise unhindered: that, in brief, "the Pope enjoys, by divine institution, supreme, full, immediate, and universal power in the care of souls

Peter Geiermann, C.S.S.R., The Converts Catechism of Catholic Doctrine (1957), p. 50.

"Q: Which is the Sabbath day?

"A: Saturday is the Sabbath day.

"Q: Why do we observe Sunday instead of Saturday?

"A. We observe Sunday instead of Saturday because the Catholic Church transferred the solemnity from Saturday to Sunday."

>>75649490
but it won't fit in my penis-hole

I really love Star Trek

>>75650005
>gay asian man
>thinks a gay asian PM is good just because
Hmm, yes

>>75650041
same
when asked what show you would delete from memory
it'd be ds9 hands down
would watch another 5 times
and there's so many 40 minute episodes

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I love you /cum/

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>>75650041
Hyped for the anti-mansplaining dialogues and inevitable Trump metaphors from a strong PoC?

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Tomoko is ____

>>75650097
hyped for not noticing any SJW overtones because I'm not a /pol/ cultist infected by retarded SJWs

>>75650097

is that freema agyeman?

>>75650097
I don't care about the political shit as long as it's good Star Trek.
>>75650076
I could never really get into DS9 or Voyager but I did really like Voyager's premise.

I fucking hate thots

>>75650129
but where else did u get qeust info
thottbot was grate

just tried some Jarritos
wtf I love ohio now

>>75650108
bul

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>>75650142

you're just now trying them?

I get one every time I visit a mexican restaurant

>>75650155
pop is really bad for you so I'm trying not to drink very much

what does Jarritos have to do with ohio

>>75650109
>not noticing any SJW overtones
That's what Star Trek has always been about...
>>75650110
No https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonequa_Martin-Green
>>75650116
They seemed to have walked back from what they were saying about the show originally and changed a bunch of stuff kinda late so I wonder what direction it will actually take.

All women are gold digging thots never treat any with a bit of respect they all deserve to be treated like fucking whores

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>pop

>>75650129
#notallwomen?

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>>75650171
What about your mother and grandmother?

>>75650199
Every woman in the world EVER has had more than 1 partner, all women are whores

>he doesn't get that you were making fun of him

>>75650217
did you just get cucked or something

>>75650169
>That's what Star Trek has always been about...
you're confusing sjws with progressive social policies

I think you guys just hang out with shitty women

>>75650228
Not really, I just came I to realization all women are fucking whores

>>75650217
I got the nerve to reply to this comment that is not true(even though i agree with you about most women),,,but then suddenly i just don't care anymore.

This word is filled with so much bullshit. I think i'm just not going to care anymore. Too much energy wasted

>>75650252
yeah but men most likely would be also if we could. its just not as easy for us to get laid

>>75650242
some guys like to put their dick in shit (sans fille even)

girls arent real

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>>75650237
Tell me about your sexual organs

>>75650242
anon is exaggerating, but most women are shit at dating
only thing to realize is that it isn't a "woman" problem its a "human" problem because we're all shitty human beings when we're comfortable enough to be ourselves

bought some kid a pack of smokes
he let me keep 3.75 in change
could have just ran off with his 20 though

>>75650284
what's the problem with exploring an androgynous species

>>75650294
my dad says everyone's mental

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>>75650275

>>75650258
You're a retard if you give into the bullshit
>>75650263
I could get laid literally whenever I want from blackmail but I fucking don't because I'm not a fucking whore

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>>75650313
It's more like if that was cutting edge in the early 90's I can't to see what they think up now.
>looked up that image
>saw some results complaining about pronouns
lel
e
l

>>75650344
the pronoun thing was pretty neat for me considering "it" is derogatory in english yet not so in finnish (where personal pronouns are gender neutral, it's all "their/its" rather than "hers/his")

Guys im losing hope and care. It's weird as i cared too much before. Like a switch has been flicked internally and im just watching. What can I expect from this point on?

>>75650320
everyone is a shitty broken person.
least we could do with that knowledge is to just be nice with everyone, because we're all racked with uncertainty and insecurity
>>75650337
just because your morals don't permit blackmail doesn't mean they don't permit whoring. 2 different evils.

>>75650362
They don't permit either you fucking idiot

>>75650378
my point is that everyone has different vices
from whoring to blackmail to internet arguing
we're just products of our environment

>>75650263
I wouldnt ;_;

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>>75650033
And don't be ignorant of the Vatican's hatred of liberty, you Catholics. Be sure that your beliefs align with his malign doctrine, otherwise in a HS-controlled state you would be executed like dogs
>liberty of conscience is declared by all the popes and councils of Rome, a most godless, unholy, and diabolical thing, which every good Catholic must abhor and destroy at any cost."
>It was in 1854 that Pope Pius IX wrote, "The absurd and erroneous doctrines or ravings in defense of liberty of conscience are a most pestilential error—a pest, of all others, most to be dreaded in a state."
>in his encyclical Quanta Cura, Pius IX condemned to hell "those who assert liberty of conscience and of religious worship

And do not forget the Jesuit extreme oath of introduction:
I furthermore promise and declare that I will, when opportunity present, make and wage relentless war, secretly or openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Liberals, as I am directed to do, to extirpate and exterminate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex or condition; and that I will hang, waste, boil, flay, strangle and bury alive these infamous heretics, rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women and crush their infants' heads against the walls, in order to annihilate forever their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly, I will secretly use the poisoned cup, the strangulating cord, the steel of the poniard or the leaden bullet(...)

And the Jesuits' commonly overlooked dirty role in history, Opus Dei, Knights of Malta etc:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoaVj-aHHHg

I'm done, I know none of you cunts would ever give a shit. But this is catholicism edition after all.

>>75650337
Thanks, horse dick.

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>see the gf (doesnt know shes my gf) in a downward spiral after getting new friends
>her snapchat last night showed her drinking at a club when until last month she had regularly refused to do either at all
Rip

>>75650391
If you don't agree all women who have been with more than 1 person who they aren't married to arent whores you're a retard

I'm a sad sad man.

With a hand.

Best i can do with it is move it up and down on my stand.

Don't leave me. Or else

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im still awake you guys

>>75650416
lel, wait until she starts doing the "I don't drink anymore" bit every couple weeks.

>>75650420
I didn't say that they aren't whores at all
>putting words into my mouth
you're literally arguing like a woman right now

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https://a.pomf.cat/vdpqzt.webm
TNG is ultra comfy.
Yet DS9 has the story arcs and deeper character developments...

Toughie.

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine

>>75650402
You're welcome
>>75650416
All women are fucking whores
>>75650450
You didn't say they weren't whores, you're defending them in your previous replies

>>75650420
>ima drunken retard and if you don't agree with x you are y

You're a sad man.

>>75650435
I thought you drank yourself to death

>>75650462
Not defending them because its not so bad. I'm trying to change your perception of them so it won't bother you so much

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thats a keeper

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>>75650444
She was supposed to be the mother of my children

>>75650472
whatcom would ever make you think iw ould do such a thing

>>75650469
You're a cuck
>>75650473
There's no changing my perception, I've been catfishing girls for years, they are all whores

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>>75650489
I don't remember but there was something

>>75650478
She fucked a bunch of other dudes anyways.
Don't be naive, there are close to no virgin girls over 18. Even my ugliest femal friends have been with at least three guys before.

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>>75650475
I liked this one myself

>tfw I found a a conservative qt who hasn't dated at all who is smart and kind

>>75650509
Idk shes only 18 and is pretty wholesome and autistic

>>75650505
how recent was it? i have experienced a gap in my memory about a week ago

>>75650498
>I've been catfishing girls for years, they are all whores
literally my whole point. thats a shitty thing to do, so don't be so harsh with other people doing shitty things just because its a different shitty thing than what you do

>>75650530
>a gap in my memory
>'''''''isn't going to drink himself to death''''''
we're worried about you

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>tfw found myself a girl not affiliated with any party and just wants to gaym and cuddle with me
feels good

>>75650524
She's had a partner if she's 16 and over
>>75650532
I've catfished with God awful ugly guys who are rich or who are poor and have a huge dick, they literally just focus on that one thing and don't care about the other things

>>75650478
Good thing the mother of my children is a nice girl

>>75650524
Maybe your lucky, but it's still unlikely.
Men have absoloutely no selfrespect. There'll always be someone who lowers his standart to weird levels. Girls don't have to, because they know there's somebdy for them, no matter how weird they are.

>>75650553
Congrats

>>75650551
because I'm not in a financial stable place to raise a family
>>75650570
you don't have kids or a lady>>75650553
what's her number?

>>75650550
>we're worried about you
who is this "we"

/r9k/ needs to leave tbqh

>>75650478
when my ex and I were attempting to reconcile she told me she was not friends any more with her old group of friends b/c they were trying to make her into slut. She was saving her virginity for me but went and lost it to a nigger in a one night stand because he 'said all the right stuff' when we weren't t together. I kicked her out after because i wasn't going to give shit to a woman who witheld sex from me but gave it up in a one night stand

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Should I just travel to SEA to get a wife buds?
Dont even care that it'd be a fake relationship, I just want to have kids

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>>75650581
I'll have one soon!

>>75650591
U did the rite thing

My dad confronted me finally and asked if I am gay, I just came clean and told him about tfw no gf stuff and how I'm a beta. He just laughed his ass off and said stop being a pussy and go out for once instead watching cartoons

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>>75650596
You can just order them online

>>75650582
me, um idk your mom?
>>75650591
that would be heartbreaking. sorry man

fishing lvls?

>>75650596
>have kids
good goy. keep producing the kids, we need more soldiers and nurses for our future wars

>>75650591
how was she saving her virginity for you before you were together?

>>75650616
Pretty sure my parents are thinking the same thing.
Dunno man, I've been thinking about estranging my parents. I don't know how long I can carry this shame of tfwnogf.

>>75650634
>not reproducing
Good goy. Don't reproduce. Die without kids, that way we can get rid of those evil cultureless whites once and for all and replace them with beautiful cultured (AKA dark skinned) people from the third world.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13108710

>>75650616
your dad sounds cool
>>75650634
escuse me russian friend I have a question. How popular is the orthodox church?

>>75650657
My kids would be half white though. Way I figure is that in america its better for people to be varying shades of brown because its hot and only getting hotter and sunburn sucks

>>75650619
>me, um idk your mom?
don't bring her into this

>>75650551
Ain't good enough for any lady.

>>75650659
yes but still a virgo

>>75650640
>>75650616

Why would they be ashsamed? It's not their life anyways. Most parents love their children no matter what, I think you guys are worrying way to much.

>tfw no gf

>>75650675
is it because the food she makes you isn't as good as the hospital? you don't need to drink the pain away

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>>75650678
How does that work out?

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>there are people on here who have never had a gf but aren't virgins

>tfw qt coming over tomorrow to hang out

if you have a girlfriend you need to get out of this thread. Just leave

>>75650695
Hi. I'm one of them. Do you have any questions for me?

>>75650703
No

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Me and the gfs

>>75650693
i DO NOT live with my mummy
and she makes fine food

>>75650704
you just said you have a qt coming over. how have you never had a gf, normie?

Is it possible to adopt kids as a single dude in his late 20s?
I cba to deal with a gf but I want to raise chilluns. Maybe get a few asian and poo in loo lads and mold them into turbo chads

>>75650635
I was 18 she was 16. We were going to wait till she was 18. I legit thought she was the one. She moved at 17. Long distance brought us fights because of attention issues. She turned 18 but said she wanted to wait. We broke up. 2 months later she attempts to reconcile when shes back in town for a visit(come crawling back is more like it). Tells me about her new friends and the whole slut thing. I make jokes about her being a cute little virgin, she says she isn't a virgin anymore and got blacked and i legit told her to fuck off.

>>75650712
Thought he had one leg for a second

what we need to do is pump more money into artificial gf's, like on that episode of futurama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA9Otsxj9yw

>>75650725
Yeah probably a good choice to dump her in that case

>>75650720
Because I didn't talk to anyone in high school and spent all my time studying or in my dorm room in college. Also we've gone on two dates but she's not my gf yet. Soon, though. Soon.

>>75650694
she wants to wait till marriage. I'm ok with it because she really makes me happy.
>>75650703
what if you have but you don't do sinful things together?
>>75650714
hm. what does she make? can I try some food?

>>75650703
No

>>75650749
how did you lose virginity then

>Pittsburgh
really hating this meme

>>75650773
I lost my virginity a couple months ago to a girl from Tinder

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>>75650757
>she wants to wait till marriage. I'm ok with it because she really makes me happy.
CUTE

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>>75650734
>tfw no robo-gf

>>75650777
Nice 7s

>>75650743
I told her before too that if a girl isn't a virgin i wouldn't consider anything serious with them. Don't ever tell a bitch she's the one or else she'll slut around thinking you'll always take her back because she's the 'one'(i was so fucking stupid for falling for this trap, shoulda just waited till she was 18 and then kept her as a hole for my use)

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>>75650775
>Our people (nubians)
>Mikey Diederich

>>75650802
yinz pittsburghers make me want to hang myself

>>75650757
>hm. what does she make? can I try some food?
MY TENDIES MINE MINE MINE

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>>75650783
its not cute.

>>75650739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qgf8fYGcmk

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Gonna go mental if i dont get an asian gf soon buds

I subconsciously imagine all black people as smelling like shit, which is why I could never be with a girl if I know she's fucked a black guy before. To me it's like she stuck a hard piece of shit into her vagina and it ruined her for me.

I'm all grown up now, so permit me to sing a little and laugh a little
at least until I can breathe.

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a toast to gf

>>75650838
Just don't get fucked over like i did anon
>i want to wait
>one night stand with a nigger

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>>75650844
>WHY YOU NO GET GOOD JOB? WHY YOU NO BUY ME DESIGNER PURSE?

Knowing a girl like black men makes her look uglier to me.

>>75650867
A nice one obviously
Not some spoiled thot

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my eyes hurt. my neck hurts. my back hurts. my head feels full and pressurized. my ears feel like they're about to bleed.
it's all so nauseating

>>75650857
well we don't live near any black people so it's fine. maybe a full dutchman? that would be devastating
>tfw only 50% dutch

>>75650882
why

>>75650842
>that little slide solo
It's so pretty I could almost cry.
>>75650829
My rustbelt shithole is better than yours tbqhwy

>>75650894
Maybe your shithole would be better than mine if yinz jaggoffs spoke like human beings

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>>75650891
why?
because I'm me. that's why.
how unfortunate I am to be me. what a pestering existence. I ought to black out soon.

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>>75650879
>nice
>asian
Impossible

>>75650916
I felt that way last night because I had too much brownie

>>75650894
Ohio?

Asian American girls are cute

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tfw cities skylines is glitching and i've no idea which of my 800 assets or 80 mods is causing it

>>75650890
It had nothing to do with a nigger. She made me wait and then gave it up quick to some random bozo when we broke up. Some women are whores(a lot actually) but not all like that other guy says. Hope yours doesn't fuck you over

This

>Footkraut posting at 9AM in Germany because he has no sleep schedule thanks to being a worthless NEET

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>>75650933
But are they nice?

>"You only have value if you slave away for some kike 8hrs a day"
Made me think

>>75650914
pittsburghese is pretty charming

>>75650958
Yeah I've met a lot of quiet and shy asian girls who make me go doki doki

>>75650958
Depends on the girl. I know one who's nice and cute.

>>75650923
I remember your post. Strange how that was last night. I'm sleep deprived and these past few weeks seem like one big blur. Or maybe it's these past few months.
>>75650950
You fool, that's not footkraut.

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>>75650961
don't lie

there was a shy quiet filipino girl who rode my bus. she was in 9th grade when I was in 11th. the one and only time she ever sat with me, she told me a story about getting high on a pill and feeling super horny
>>75650984
why are you so sleep deprived

>>75647224
I bought a catholic book about Jesus sacred heart today. Sort of an investment

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>tfw you live in chinknada and see multiple WMAF couples daily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM&list=RDsk1Q-BFgnPM#t=0
*drifts past you

How hot are most girls on tinder and what are the chances of a quick fuck?

>tfw ignored signs from a dozen girls during high school because i just wanted to go home and game
i am now socially isolated

>>75651042
i did exactly this

>thinkpad toaster cant even run RS3

I remember playing it on a Windows ME computer in like 5th grade

fucking jagex

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Grill at work keeps locking eyes with me for seconds on end until one of us says something
Today we went for like 5 full seconds
We can't even casually walk by each other without having a mini-conversation
What does it mean

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>>75651033
How hot their are depends on how hot girls in your area are.
>what are the chances of a quick fuck?
Depends completely on you.
Pic related is the qt I met on Tinder who I'm going to hang out with later today.

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>>75651067

>>75650987
>the O
kek, I went yesterday. First time in a few months tho

>>75651067
wants the D

>>75651089
but you won't share tendies

>>75651067
She wants you to "make the next move"
Hurry up before she gets over you

>>75650984
you're right.

>>75651042
No regrets, being angry at yourself won't change a thing. It's not too late to change your situation nowdays. It won't be the same like high school, but if you try to work it out you can do it.

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Damn

>>75651075
Im from LA so I hope its not too harsh(guessing mostly latinas)

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>>75651006
Brain GABA imbalance. I tried sleeping last night & managed to get around 4 hours in. Not nearly enough to make up for the >20hrs I was awake yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that and so on.
Even worse is that I've wasted these past 8 or so hours making futile posts. At least I just reached a 530-day streak in duolingo. I've collected 1977 virtual brownie points.

Alright buds I'm gonna go to sleep now
>>75651099
Those better be home made low sodium tendies, Whatcom. Processed food with high sodium content isn't good for you!
>>75651127
*shoots the parent*
Haha whoops

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>>75651099

>>75651134
have you seen a professional? Or tried some otc sleep aids?

>>75651133
I was in LA (I live in Portland) for a little while and I got matched with a lot of qts but was too autistic to act on it.

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I'm addicted to pcp

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>>75651140
>>75651149

>>75651159
If not 7+ i wont even attempt.>>75651168
what was the ratio?

>>75651125
not the person you quoted, but I wish I could take that advice
But it won't compute
holy MOLY IT'S ALREADY BEEN 13 MONTHS OF THIS AND NO SOUND JUDGEMENT OR ADVICE WILL COMPUTE IN THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL BRAIN OF MINE
I must be defective. fish paste!

>>75651125
I don't really regret my choices--mostly my parents choice of school and afterschool work. Terrible amount of hours for a teenager (up to 12-14 per day). I'd say it's understandable that I preferred having *my* time spent in whatever way I thought most productive.

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>>75651172
I'm addicted to marijuana so it's all good

I can't believe how shitty satelite internet is. The only downside to being in the middle of nowhere

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7df_1313947613

someone make a new

>>75651225
Don't fucking tell me what to do

>>75651240
>>75651240
>>75651240
>>75651240
>>75651240
NEW

>>75651153
Yeah, things got out of hand. I risked the police getting involved after venting to the professional. That was some years ago, butI shan't be seeing another, they can't be trusted.