/cum/

>>75647222
>walk up to girl what isn't obviously preoccupied
>"hi, want to get coffee?"

>>75645261
fuck you

>huntsville jams one hand up his anus and another into a woman's eye socket
>this arouses her

I've been a wild rover for many a year
and I've spent all my money on whisky and beer.
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
and I never will play the wild rover no more.

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>>75647256
good advice

legitimately laughed at that, cucks county

/cum/fart

frankly american girls are the cutest in the world

>>75647221
i wish britian empire would rule again

Pizza and wings for dindin, buds

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i love being the richest country in the world

>>75647281
true.

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>>75647337
this honestly makes me laugh and tear up a bit

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Did you know that if you watch anime you're a nerd?

>>75647337
imagine if military money went into everything else

you guys would be a utopia

>>75647306
Sorry, Canadian girls are the cutest.

>>75647373
i only watch cowboy bebop and dbz

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>>75647375
DUde imagONE

ameriGA gud 4 uno ajajajajaj

>>75647384
not really

>pennsylvanians in charge of playing hockey

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>i only watch cowboy bebop and dbz

>75647406
what are you dumb

>>75647375
if we didn't spent so much on military the world would be in chaos

>too poor to go to europe
>goes to montreal instead
close enough

>75647436
>americans actually believe this

>>75647375
it doesn't even have to be that much. Shit if we just spent like 400 billion, that would still be tons of cash freed up to fix other problems

if I had to bullshit a number up I would guess we only need to spend like 150 billion to just defend North America and our most immediate allies.

>>75647391
you did not answer me. is far cry what MO is like?
>>75647429
>implying you want Philly fans to become mainstream in ur sport
L O L

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most of you seem normal and some of you even have girlfriends, why do you browse /cum/?

>>75647375

not really.

America tax revenue as % of GDP is way behind the rest of the first world.

>>75647375
nukular boats ain't cheap boi

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>>75647465
It used to be comfy
Now because it's funny sometimes

>75647470
nobody asked you mexico

>>75647459
yes

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>>75647465

is obvious people come to /cum/ to see my posts.

who /havecaraposterfiltered/ here

>>75647509
and it's MT NOT MO

Shall never filter Caraposter
He is an important part of /cum/ but isn't a terrible poster like Footkraut

>>75647337
>science
>2.5%

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>>75647221
(insert evil calm laugh here)

You don't understand right anon?

MEXICO WAS NEVER SPAIN OR INDIGENOUS

MEXICO WAS AND IS SOMETHING EVEN MORE DARK AND EVIL

it's obvious people come to see me post

Mexicans are degenerate

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>I'm pure. Are you pure?
What do

the US spends so much on military because, unlike the rest of those things in that chart 1$ spent equates to >1$ value as output

Personally, i would like spending on disabled veterans to be more effective, instead of stolen by lazy, worthless gubment workers
maybe a short season of energy infrastructure to be built. need dat nuclear

>>75647565
white people are the most degenerates.

>>75647574
that was a pretty good anime i wish there'd be a s2

>>75647585
t. AIDS spic

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>>75647574

MIX IT

>>75647435
pax americana: Latin for "American Peace", is a term applied to the concept of relative peace in the Western Hemisphere and later the world as a result of the preponderance of power enjoyed by the United States beginning around the middle of the 20th century and continuing to this day

you liberals should fuck off the reddit, usa has been a force for good and peace in the last 100 years

>>75647598
my race is the product of whites racemixing non white girls.

also, brazil is 50% mullattoes.

I'm sure some whites have fucked some abbos.

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>>75647585
White people are a abomination to the human race

Long ago before the white man there was peace, but the white man came and now there is no more peace

Just war

75647602
what are you dumb

>>75647574
Who talks like this?

>using Liberal as an insult
Fuck you desu

>>75647465
I can't post on /o/ because I don't have a car
I also like /int/ and posting in other threads
sometimes I visit /fa/

>>75647602
>ukranian coup was good
>arab spring was good
>"fighting" communism was good
i say we didn't try enough when i mattered, and we try too hard on things that we shouldn't

>>75647632
it's probably one of the worst things you could call a person given their current state

>>75647436
I push this argument sometimes and I understand it's a dog-eat-dog world, but looking at everything, I really struggle to see the benefit.

We just help create power vacuums in the Middle East. We have not stopped China/Vietnam's island squabbling in the South China Sea. We stood up to Russia by imposing economic sanctions on them.

Only reason why we spend so much is because the Military Industrial Complex is spread across the nation and tied in with some jobs, so politicians from each side, even if they're "anti-war", will approve things like F-35 funding
>>75647584
I guess it makes sense that if we stay at the top militarily we can avoid major world power conflicts, but it feels like we are giving up way too much. our society can be improved in so many ways

Maine, Oregon, PA, and Montana's thumbnail flag all look the same to me

>>75647640
>fighting dictatorships is bad

you serious?

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>Anon... You're still here?
What do

>Ukrainian coup wasn't good
Step into the elevator, Ivan.

>>75647660
don't ever compare me to those coastal fags again

even if you are conservative i don't get how you can support trump

he literally probably has some mental issues. he's an embarrassments for actual conservatives

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>>75647660
This, it's especially bad when there's an indiana poster too

>>75647663
>daily jihadist suicide bombings are better than """"dictators"""" who protect religious minorities
really makes me think

what dictator was in Ukraine again?

What communist dictator did we overthrow?

>>75647690
r/conservative loves the guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFbV3zbjjU

I'm a liberal who voted for Bernie Sanders in my state's primary and I support Hrrmfld Hrrmpff

>>75647632
liberalism destroy the common bonds of society, traditions, objective standarts of beauty and allow degeneracy.

just let my wife fuck niggers, who am I to tell her not.

cuck.

how do you tell if girl is interested/if you are not being annoying?

Is it normal that im always the one who has to write first if i know her for like 4 days?

>>75647660
all fantastic states

>>75647690
i support him because I would rather have an incompetent, belligerent asshole in office than someone who supports (non-white) identity politics in ANY way

75647710
please the first world countries are talking, go back to the third world table

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>>75647221
>be me
>taking a walk on my ancestors ruins
>see this
wat do?

>>75647690
When Hilary made him look good, you know there were problems.

Plus he's a never ending source of comedy.

>>75647715
This isnt v4 Svejk

>>75647584
How in the sweet hot fuck did you ever manage to convince your stupid ass that one dollar spent in the military budget equates to a dollar (if not more) output?

Did you selectively forget about defense contractors? RnD funding to private enterprises? The massive bureaucratic machine that runs behind it all?

Literally the spending that gives back the most into the economy, not to mention with the most potential to save potential costs in other areas, is education.

>I AM INTELLIGENT SOUTHERN BELLE FROM GENIUSVILLE, ALABAMA
>I CANNOT TELL FLAGS APART

>>75647715
I'm not familiar with Slovakian customs on this but I don't think you talking to her first is any issue

Some people are just passive when it comes to conversations

>>75647693
we overthrew a bunch of communist-leaning leaders in south america

we also tried to overthrow castro but that went less then perfect

honestly the world is a lot better place, it would be disaster if ussr won the cold war

>>75647741
they dont like me

75647732
>le if I kill my enemies win trudeau cuck flag
refugees welcome, pls ethnically replace my country.

lmao

>>75647739
Take pride in the fact that my paternal lineage is most likely Spanish conquistadors who killed Indo men and impregnated their widows.

>>75647739
stand there looking like a creepy atutist.

>>75647574
My cum is

>portland

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What is your favourite sandwich

I like smoked meat sandwitches a lot

I also like black forest ham with toasted bread, with some cheddar cheese and some chicken as well

I wish Fist of Flames would stop posting sometimes

>>75647787
I'm putting myself in the Mexican's shoes, Ravioli. My ancestry is English.

>>75647710
what does this even mean anymore. vague alt right rambling.

as for the second line, that is up to you being a strong man with character

23:57:31
first worlders don't bother to learn about third world countries so i can't even insult you back, i know nothing about you guys except you are non-white barbarians

>>75647788
pulled pork sammich
or the good ol turkey sanmmich with a lettuce and tomato

>>75647750
lol
the most well funded school districts in the US have the worst performace
(chicago school districts)
pumping money into unionized jobs does not make them more effective
my 13 year dredge trhough public school was a complete waste of my time and talent.
university is where i learned everything valuable, besides how to read. (which i learned at home before i went to school)

i'm a liberal who likes all people but when i post on 4chan i pretend to hate non-whites

if you had to live in a liberal state which one would you pick?

i'd pick Massachusetts cause its mostly white

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>>75647788
For me.

>>75647757
Haha oh yeah that noble meddling in other nations sovereignty. I wonder why they aren't thanking us for fostering dissent and government upheaval, they really ought to now that everything'sbeen fixed down there for them thanks to the glorious USA. How they doing these days?

>>75647803
k

>>75647801
Friendly reminder to filter every namefag
Anyone who thinks of themselves highly enough to give themselves a title on an anonymous imageboard is bound to be a massive tool in one way or another.

>>75647804
so you can't blame progressive crap on liberalism?

75647805
at least there's not le current year crap here and most people are normal people and my women aren't whores, unlike white girls.

they try to promote gay garbage, but they get BTFO here by based catholics.

>>75647831
If whiteness matters that much, why not pick Vermont

why do libertarians love trump?

>>75647831
Vermont, I'd chose staying in NY over Mass though

>>75647831
Oregon

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>>75647756
and how do you figure if shes interested? pretty general questions but im bad at this

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>>75647831
South Dakota

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>>75647837
>Anyone who thinks of themselves highly enough to give themselves a title on an anonymous imageboard is bound to be a massive tool in one way or another.

>>75647857
Libertarians are fucking stupid

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South Dakota is not a liberal state

>>75647715

is just obvious mang

>>75647835
we "meddled with another nations sovereignty" to take down Hitler in world war 2, is that immoral? borders are just imaginary lines, ethics does not end at the borders. we'll intervene when atrocities are at risk of happening

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>actually replying to somebody when you fedora post

>>75647896
>eye meng, is just obviouso hombre

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>>actually replying to somebody when you fedora post

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>>75647867
It varies person to person but generally she'll make it apparent

Couldn't hurt to ask (assuming your emotional attachment isn't too deep)

newfriends can't fedora post

>>75647850
Oh trust me, there are things I oppose with the Democrat party, but I get frustrated when people lump themselves into these two camps: conservative or liberal.

You can take the good of liberalism and the good of conservatism. Blindly letting in refugees is a stupid liberal policy. Trusting abstinence sex ed or starting a war on drugs are stupid conservative policies. Each have their failures and I am frustrated that people set up these simple dichotomies of left/right, conservative/liberal, to ultimately whittle down our will to pick and choose on issues because we are branded one thing or another

>>75647861
you must be liberal

>>75647902
yes that was immoral. we killed a great man to save the least liked group of people in history and prehistory

classic dad rawk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzVwt-1LpxE

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>>>actually replying to somebody when you fedora post

Anonymous http://s.4cdn.org/image/country/co.gif
>based catholics
the necessity of religion in a society is a sign of a third world country

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how do we fix this absolute shit

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This year is going to be great. Is this going to be a great year for you?

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>South Dakota is not a liberal state

>>75647923
Yes, also I live in Oregon.

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>>75647876
I am pulling this post up from the small stub to tell you that I will not be reading your posts and have already hidden post stubs.

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>>75647946
is this true?

>>75647946
probably not

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Replying to someone when you fedora post is pretty silly in all honesty

tfw foot kraute hasn't made enough reportable posts to satisfy my blood lust

>>75647971
fedora posting is retarded in all honestly

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>>75647971
>Replying to someone when you fedora post is pretty silly in all honesty

>>75647832
just had that today

feels nice being the best poster desu

>>75647985
your man tier post

applied for 2 jobs
gas plant operator and field operator
maybe those 5 days of training will be for naught :)

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>tfw going to Romania soon
I will be able to shitpost at the fastest internet speeds available

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>>75648024
PLEASE keep note of how pretty the women are, and come back and tell me

Best poster ranking

1. misafighting posters
2. denmark poster
3. placer
4. fist of fighting
5. paha sapa
6. conway
7. cali posters

===power gap===
99999997. foot kraut
99999998. fedora posters
99999999. cara poster

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>>75648050
i love you :3

>>75648050

t-thanks, y-you too

>>75648050
>still not on the list
>paha sapa hasn't posted in days

>>75648050
upset but not THAT upset

>>75648064
who the fuck are you

>>75647946
im excited
don't wanna jinx anything though

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>>75648064
Ye boi

>inb4photos of my family

>>75648075
me

>>75648075
I am who I am!

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>>75648045
They are ROMANians, I'm sure they will be the peak of human attractiveness

>>75648064
>>paha sapa hasn't posted in days
Wrong.

>>75648050

list isnt worth anything because i didnt make it

>>75647896
she always smile really hard when she seems me for first time every day and when we talk its okay, but when i message her it just seems to me like she just goes with the flow and doesnt really move the conversation

am i being friend zoned?

give me your wisdom Fernando Martinez

>>75648090
sounds boring

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>>75648090

>>75648112
im irish

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>>75648093
you mock me, but my heart is set on this.

>>75648107
you did make it, look at the bottom

at least someone got it

>>75647933
>he doesn't know about the cycle of civilizations

>>75648110
Nope, I've seen this kind of activity from girls before, but only rarely. The good news? She's into you. The bad news? She's waiting for you to make the next move and take things further

>>75648129
boring

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>>75648135
Those women arent even pretty

>>75648110

yeah well some people just don't like texting that much

if you are truly a bitch then dont say anything and maybe she will text you then but she will probably think you a bitch.

Just keep texting her, if she doesnt ignores you or gives you extremely cold answers is fine, but i mean you say you talk comfy IRL with her so yeahhh
>>75648139
mmm didnt mean it like that

>75648153 ▶
thanks for the (you), i officially win the argument

I unironically like caraposter, i don't care if its an unpopular opinion

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>>75648176
you can try and put a manlet down, but we'll just gather together and rise up even stronger than before

what kind of woman do u find attractive (SRS)

>>75648199
>being this new

>>75648199

its not an unpopular opinion

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>>75648226

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>>75648187
>what kind of woman do u find attractive
What kind of question is this? If a woman is cute she is cute, I dont really have a type

>>75648202
any woman who is:
white
IQ > 140
not obese (redundant i know)
some arbitrary qualifiers for face and personality that i make up on the fly

>>75648223
you ranked very low on the best poster ranking

>>75648232
;^)

>>75648234
cute is for puppies

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>>75648234
Why is this for cara? this for cucks >>75648202


>>75648226
>he made another pedophile like statement

how do we end the americans are dumb stereotype that /int/ idiots love so much?

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>manlets

@75648190
>he doesn't have a counter agument
>le not using meme arrows meme
kys canuck.

>>75648265
be a literal genius like me

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>>75648244

im always first place in the ranks that matter

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>>75648251
Puppies are for chinese soup

>>75648265
stop posting, problem solved

>>75648226
FBI
JANNY
CHRIS HANSEN
PLS HELP
>>75648234
alri alri I just found those girls cute okay JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHILL THE FUCK OUT
*SHOVES YOU BACK*
*PULLS YOU BACK IN*
*LEANS IN*
*WHISPERS LOUDLY*
STOP BEING SO FUCKING VAGUE I CANNOT EVEN TELL WHAT YOU ARE YOU SHAPESHIFTER

>>75648239
I know a handful of women that smart. They are beautiful, but you are really limiting yourself with that high a number. ridiculous man

>>75648261
shut. the. fuck. up.

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tfw 6'1'' manlet

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>>75648187
>>75648155

ok gracias amigos, she does give pretty good answers(not just yes no, or k) and uses lot of emojis tho, do you think i should wait some more or ask her out right now? i know her for less than week

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>>75648289

Why are non /cum/ flags posting in /cum/ thinking they belong here?

tried to search for news of the tims price increase i saw in airdrie, saw none
maybe i broke the story first here on /cum/

I am committed to excellence and the fair treatment of all.

>>75648301
weak border control

>>75648288
i've had my experience dating brainlet women
never again. i literally cannot relate on an emotional or intellectual level with middle of the bell curve people

*stops talking to rapid shitty*

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>>75648282
>tfw number 1 in best posters power ranking but number 2 in general power rankings

>>75648309
why would you be in airdrie

>>75648312
define fair and excellence

im wearing my stocking leggings

>>75648316
i know you are joshing around but really, as long as she's somewhat smart it's fine. how "brainlet" were these women? what are you expecting? a PhD?

>>75648328
why not
also training for job
price increase probably all across alberta bud, watch out

>>75647470
American military spending 4.7% of GDP in 2010.
Canada: 1.0
Australia. 2.0
France: 2.2
United Kingdom. 1.9
South Korea; 2.7
Mexico: 0.6

youre wrong

don't look up our national debt per capita

turns out i'm poorer than i thought, didn't know that was even possible

>>75648295

yeah well thats your call, if i knew how to date women i wouldnt be posting here believe me
>>75648321
you are gonna drop completely if you keep making the same stupid joke

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>>75648288

>>75648321
>tfw never in power rankings

>>75648338
Those are not core values.

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>>75648282
Who are these posters?

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tfw no avg korean gf

>>75648368
a leaf expecting to be in a power ranking lolololololol

>>75648373
never noticed they were gone til now

>>75648343
how is a PhD in feminist freebleeding theory any proof of intelligence?

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>>75648368

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>>75648368
iktf

>>75648343
one is was going for a PhD in clinical psychology. she couldn't make it
another has turned into a stripper
the rest were in high school and i didn't keep up with them
only the psych girl could contribute meaningfully in conversation with me; but she's a commie pinko, and we couldn't stay together because of that

i've taken myself off the market until i get to graduate school in a couple months, so yes. i am expecting PhD class women.

>>75648354
>>75647470
>tax revenue
>military spending
man, english is hard. i didn't know these phrases meant the same thing at all :\\\\
(i'm being sarcastic)

turns out i had watched the lego batman movie before and just plum forgot about it! fucking hospital

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>>75648373
My alternate personas, ME, ME, ME! And it's always been ME. Dont you fucking get it?

>>75648373
New Mexico = Albuquerque = Stupid anglo italian that is literally "im from the white part of italy" the poster

OC = Orange County = Funny anon that had placer as his flag for weeks, who knows where he is.

Sacramento slav is some dumb slav with brown eyes who hasnt posted in a long time.

Center county i dont even remember myself, why lie to you.

>>75648354
because we essentially subsidize the military for europe and south korea

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>>75648363
HAHAHAHAHA LET'S ALL LAUGH AT THE MANLET AUTIST HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING SILLY AND CUTE AND AUTISM XDDDD LOOK AT HIM MOVE AROUND LIKE A DISABLED OOMPA LOOMPA HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WOW I AM SO FUNNY SO MAINSTREAM XDDD>XD I LIKE THE DISNEY CHANNEL SHOWS FORM THE 90S!!!!!!!!!! WOWWWWWW UR WOMEN ARE NOT CUTE BUT I WILL NOT POST A WOMAN I FIND CUTE THAT WOULD BE TOO REVEALING OF MY SHAPESHIFTING VAGUE NATURE OF PLAYING AS A LARPER OF THE ALT RIGHT WHILE BEING VAGUE OF WHAT I ACTUALLY BELIEVE LE SO MYSTERIOUS TRIAD OF DARKNESS PERSONALITY TRAITS DDDDXDDDDDD

>>75648393
this is one of those convos where im talking about something and then you really want to talk about something else so you sort of snap the proverbial arm of the conversation back till it snaps to get to this desired topic

>>75648405
just seems kinda arrogant and self-limiting no offense
I know how bad really uneducated women can be, but ones with basic degrees can be fun if you click on the right topics.

then again i'm spoiled and surrounded by highly educated women

>average trump supporter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8q5I_ziWEs

>>75648432
You are truly the best poster, then

who the fuck has time to read posts that are more than 4 lines long?

who's ready for some autism with a hint of bloodshot eyes and a side of vacancy

i think is time for a new official power ranking.

maybe next thread, im watching attack on titan.

>>75648436
He used to admit he wasnt white, he was a cunt I don't why he liked me because I thought he was an awful poster

>>75648436
he went on vacation. he said he'll be back in a few months

>tfw im #1 of the new power ranking

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too much aurtism right now

look at the boobies and calm down

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>who the fuck has time to read posts that are more than 4 lines long?

>>75648465
o shit the new ep is out already

>>75644501
I was once an amateur writer and took my writing seriously. So seriously in-fact that I developed writer's block after collapsing under extrinsic pressure and running myself into the ground with my failure to meet self-expectations. I'm the /cum/ resident retard to ask about authorship. so
>how do I become a writer, lads?
Q: Which trait does history's greatest writers have in common?
A: Humility

Obligatory. Patience would be the next best answer, but what are you, a time traveler? (But if you're anything like the average /cum/ regular, chances are you lack both these traits anyhow. & chances are you would've been incapable of reading this far). But let us not forget another invaluable trait: having nothing to lose. Are you willing to push it to the limit? I sure as heck know I am.
You can't be a great writer if you're not humble (source: my (undisputed) authority on the topic). I had to learn this the hard way, mind you, by developing self-humbling habits (although mine were formed spontaneously, not entirely sure whether by stress, head trauma, impulsively striking my head throughout the years in response to the horror of my disillusionment, air pollution, alcoholism, underlying mental illness(es), early adolescent dinitrophenol poisoning hampering my mental development and/or demonic possession...(just kidding about the last one. What am I, a gullible Catholic? Do I come off as an idolatrous sun-worshiping pagan to you? Even I'm not that careless) e.g., repeatedly insulting your reflection in the mirror whether aloud or in thought, habitually degrading every aspect of yourself and your work (in all sincerity—not only in derision—because a parody of one's former self mocking a parody of a parody of his former self, I've found, is uselessness; derisive levity will not attain you enlightenment or any higher perspective...

>>75648446
i'm not going for fun. i want a meaningful relationship and children.
i'm telling you, i literally cannot relate on a deeper level to people who aren't near or above my level (not that i could bag someone better than me)
it is intentionally self-limiting. maybe it's arrogant, but i feel that's a matter of perspective.

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>>75648446
Dance for us tiny man, DANCE

>>75648465
I almost forgot, fuck

>>75648424
what? i thought cara just made a little typo and meant military spending as a percentage of GDP

this post is reddit as fuck

>>75644501
>>75648494
but no need to think much over this one. The natural man already has it in the bag), counting others more significant than yourself, recognizing your own uselessness, impermanence, and all that is futility under the sun etc. + that humans are designed to serve a higher abstract purpose in truth and sincerity, and prioritizing the value of your work in regards to these realizations and values (as opposed to the opinions of cave dwellers whose arrogance in their 'night vision' blinds them to the light of the truth). i.e., be no people pleaser. That includes yourself. Having followed these steps, your ego should be disoriented and imbalanced. The line between your thoughts, dreams and reality should have thinned out at this point. All that's left is a twisted reality.

Next comes denial of the self in ways such as moderation, abstention and fasting, but I've never made it far beyond this point. I've aspired to, but have failed many and a time again to stay true to what I believe in, and so it's a tribulation just trying to live with myself. Why else would I be here?

True success will never be measured by praise—it is immune to the conceit of critics—which in-fact it deflects back at their empty and gnostic boasting.
I reckon that you now have the mindset and abstract down, so to cut to the chase, a good way to start is to write about something you're passionate and knowledgeable about. E.g. Politics/injustice? Try muckrakery. Want to groove your way onto the scholarly-journalistic scene of American politics & injustice? Glass ceilings and factions. (But no, there are no conspiracies in America. The Vatican, on the other hand...)

+ the wacky fact of this unnecessarily long post is: Some animals casually described as nocturnal are in fact crepuscular. Excuse me while I go take care of my hands, My fingers are all bloodied from their nails being gnawed on for the past 3 hours.

general ranking

1. /dixie/
2. /cum/
3. /brit/

<<<power GAP>>>

999999. the other generals

>>75648499
>i want a meaningful relationship
o am laffin

>>75648446
>this is one of those convos where im talking about something and then you really want to talk about something else so you sort of snap the proverbial arm of the conversation back till it snaps to get to this desired topic
literally what the fuck is wrong with you

are you that much of a brainlet that you can infer my statement meant knowledge=/= intelligence? or do you think knowledge equates to intelligence like a brainlet?

>>75648512
no. he's saying that the US doesn't collect a large portion of the people's income as taxes.
if we did, we could afford socialist policies and still have high military spending.

>>75648531
don't kill my dreams ;__;

>/dixie/
>anywhere but the absolute bottom

>>75648521
get. the. fuck. out

>>75648521
>/dixie/
You mean Conway talking to himself for 12 hours a day?

>>75648499
well, it's good you know what you want, even if finding a conservative girl with a PhD will be one of the greatest cryptozoology searches one can ever embark upon. good luck.

speaking honestly tho: what do you struggle to relate with less educated women? do you try to tell them about your work?
>>75648501
fucking RUNT
*reaches Wally West Speed-Force infinite speed and slams into your knees*
*you fall over*
bet you don't have a reply to that la
>>75648537
the more you bend the broken arm, the more the conversation screams in pain

>>75646961
>>75646932
not bad, just more american-indian pocahontas like, you nam sayin

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>/dixie/

>>75648577
aint no indian looking like that homey

*poops on your poop then puts it in a bag and puts it in your butt*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmjO1p9Oxrk
this was the song i was truly after last night buds

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>>75648544
>he's saying that the US doesn't collect a large portion of the people's income as taxes.

how come aussies have a perfectly functioning welfare state? they also spend 2% of gdp on military

bucks county is so fucking autistic and stupid i wish he would fuck off to reddit forever

what's up with all this FUCKING PHLEGM
can I chainsmoke RYO cigarettes with getting a nicotine OD
BITCH I want cancer ever though about that

lol at you south haters go fuck yourselves

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*ignores cucks and watches AoT*

dude, i swear the last 4 episodes of shingeki no kyojin the time that has transcurred during the episodes is less than the actual runtime.

2 many flashbacks.

>>75648624
bitch put some mah patata gravy on your tits

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>lol at you south haters go fuck yourselves

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just came from reddit buds

feeling that positive r/wholesomememes vibe!

here is a funny pic that was on the front page a couple days ago
>>75648606
conservation:
*breathes in*
*EAAAAHAHHHHHHHHNNUUUUUUUUUUWEEEEEUUUUIIIIIIHHHHHHHJJJJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUp*

>>75648627
stop posting that pepe, it's never going to happen again

>>75648635
stop consuming asian media

Most of you wypipo are a lot fucking dumber than you think.

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>>75648624
I don't hate the south, it's just every time I got to dixie it's one poster speaking to himself

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>>75648635
>>75648627
>attack on titan season 2 is out
Where has the time gone. I remember when I finished the first season.
And is it June already? These past several months seem like a blur. I've been holding my bladder for way too long.

>>75648660
wooga thornberry league

>>75648676
fuck drumpf?

>>75648606

Do the aussies really have a big welfare state?

America and Australia are way behind, well, basically everyone in the first world apart from glorious nippon.

They are almost 10 points behind the OECD average.

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>>75648662
I post him because he's cozy

>>75648676
bitch I'm a lot dumber than I had previously imagined

>>75648681
i hate to start drama but conway told me the only reason he spent so much time on dixie is because he hated quebec

>>75648718
that explanation does not make any sense

>>75648559
it's not just less educated women, and it's not education that's important.
if i'm talking to someone, and they don't attempt to critically analyze any part of the conversation, or posit any interpretation of their own, then any conversation i have with them very quickly turns one sided.
I don't ofter have this problem when i'm with my peers, but it always comes back when i explore less challenging environments.

i'm finding this unusually hard to explain right now. does this make sense to you at all?

i dislike alabama

>>75648759
fuck off canuck go freeze in leftieland

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>>75648718
Probably because he's a libertarian and he's triggered by quebecs political views but also because every time someone calls him out conway pulls the "I make shitty posts on purpose" card

>>75648706

Although is still totally possible, my OG post was kinda shitposting that i remembered once i was extracting data from the world bank.

But looking at the Wikipedia list, the US, Australia, Mexico, Colombia, Russia would probably be outliers if someone did a regression with HDI and Tax revenue. Below .2 is basically central africa tier, and there you have some latin american countries and russia living happily.

>>75648773
exceptional post

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>>75648759
>tfw you weren't born in based alabama
>tfw grew up in a state with no culture
>tfw didn't grow up bass fishing all the time

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>be gringo in the EEUU / Los USA in the year 2051 A.D.
>mfw my Hispanic president won't stop playing Despacito
>mfw poles won't stop calling me le 17%
>mfw Germans won't stop calling me kuffar
>mfw Canadians won't stop calling me waitu piggu
>mfw Chicanos won't stop eating cheese wiz and takis off the Statue of Liberty's breasts

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP SAVE ME DRUMPF

>>75648774
as another libertarian, canadian politics in general is fucked up

>>75648744
Yeah, speaking seriously, I do understand what that's like, and I haven't thought about how much I disliked it until now. Several of my relationships have been me acting like a professor at some points, rambling on about something while the woman has nothing to add. It inflates your ego at first, but after a while it gets tedious.

My interests are pretty random and varied in 'depth', so the most I would ever expect out of a partner in 'deep' conversation would be someone else directly from my field. It doesn't bother me as much as it bothers you, as I find playfulness in a woman to be one of my top qualities, which can usually override the depth thing. For me enthusiasm is key, but I understand where you are coming from.

Alright I have to take a shower brb

>>75648808
idktf 2bh

cant wait until i die

hey

>>75648840
>madison county
It's because you're up north

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>>75648744
>does this make sense to you at all?
No. Nothing does anymore.
My existence, I hope it to be Perpetuateth not
>>75648759
Next time keep your doofus opinion to yourself

Fuck you

>>75648852
aYo
iS walla RAD
is walla MIRACLE

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why cant I just be done with finals already

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>Libertarians

>>75648863
and fuck drumpf

got my flaggy flags back on now

what finals ya got left, froge man?

>>75648874
i thought vermin was an anarchist

>>75648795
>>75648706
I mean OECD and EU average are .3

Australia probably just has an efficient bureaucracy

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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now I ask you

how the HELL would you memorize this circuit

shall be putting my willy in a blender lads

>>75648838
the easiest way to check the brainlet level of a woman is to watch a moderately high-brow movie with her and try to discuss it.

>>75648856
>idtkf
i'm saying i don't know the feels you're going through. madison county has the tennessee river flowing through it, buddy. we fish all the time up here

>>75648858
sorry about that, buddy

>>75648897
He switches every couple years to keep things fresh

>>75648902
I think I got Bin Laden last time I took this

Migrate @310

>>75647224
>>75647224
>>75647224

Protestants migrate here >>>/trash/

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>>75648892
not him but i have calc 4 left and i just can't get into it even though calc is supposed to be super simple compared to other math

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>>75648909
Oh

fuck you

>>75648906
try redrawing it in a way that makes sense to you.
pretend you have to recreate it on a bread board.
how would you organize all the pieces?

Someone make a NEW

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>>75648918
shall be migrating BEFORE

Anyone still awake?