Apologize thread

I'm sorry for the porkchops and bacon sandwiches I ate today. They were fucking delicious.

Instead, I am here to DEMAND an apology from you ungrateful subhumans. Yes, YOU, who we share this world with for all that we do for you. APOLOGIZE!

I'm sorry for taking over America, outbreed white folks and messing up with their women's minds

>>75645723
I am sorry for purposely leaving my trash instead of putting it in a trash can when I visited your country

>>75645621
I apologized to El Salvador for calling OEA and begging them to order a ceasefire during the meme war of 1969.

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Terribly sorry burgers. I was all an accident, we never knew.

>tfw japanese too intelligent to be at the battle

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>>75645797
YOU CUNT! I WILL NOT FORGET THIS

We are sorry for help Brazil to reduce Paraguay into ashes

>>75645769
Not really lol that's our land

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>>75645797
WTF LITTERING DANISH FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>75646075
you can take it back, it's all shitty parts of the country anyway

>>75645621
Denmark keeps Greenland and the Faroe Islands colonized

>>75646385
sorry about the whole extinction bombs thing

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>>75645621
hey russia, france, poland, uk, denmark, netherlands, belgium, norway, italy, greece, croatia, serbia, bulgaria, ukraine, lithuania, lettland, estland, finland and all other countries that we invaded in the past, you deserved it and we will never apologize for it! so fuck you!

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>>75646075
>that's our land
>chicanos helping you reclaim it
>"fuck chicanos jajajajaajaja"
why aren't chicanos being celebrated as conquistadores?

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>>75646609
Behold! The magic shrinking country!

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>>75646730

>>75646320
If they did, your GDP would be in the toilet.

>>75645621
Fuck you..... apologise for the Anglo Saxons, Vikings and Normans.

You fucked up Britain you Scandanavian cum sack...

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Only thing my country has wronged is itself.

Sorry, world, for being too good.

We should be more cruel and bloodthirsty.

>>75646814
>Normans

You mean the frenchmen?

We won't apologize, fuck off

>>75646875
The Normans were founded by Rollo, A VIking; therefore a Scnadanavian

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>>75646730
with the magic words "al-qaida" 3000 americans dissapear forever!

>>75646907
They served the king of France, their culture was French and so was their language

>>75647012
Well, get apologsiing France... you helped the Scandanavians destroy the most literate latin speaking culture outside of Rome itself. . . . and nearly wiped out the last vestiges of Pagan Celtic Europe.

>>75646966
>Germany making fun of muslims killing people in America

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism_in_Germany#List_of_significant_terrorist_incidents_in_Germany

>>75647053
>you helped the Scandanavians destroy the most literate latin speaking culture outside of Rome itself

we dindu nuffin

>>75647079
>3000 deaths on one terror attack
lol

I appologize to the world for our shitposters.

Sorry for leading the world into a relatively peaceful century :(

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>>75645621
I apologize for stealing the title of best shitposter and taking away Australia's only reason to live

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Can't apologize when we literally did nothing wrong

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What are you even saying? Denmark has raped and pillaged much of Europe, namely Ireland and Britain

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>>75649089
Your government should apologize for MK ultra

>>75646721
>sends negroes to frontlines before they were considered as "equals"
>god bless our troops
>lol fuck negroes

>>75650768
There's nothing wrong with dropping acid and traveling back to 5000 BC to witness the fall of Martian civilization.

>>75650817
WHERE ARE MY GLOWSTICKS, I'M SEEING PATTERNS IN THE WALL

>>75650853
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001900760001-9.pdf

>>75650726
Viking extremists had nothing to do with Denmark.

>>75646833
What about Finland?

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apologize for wasting all that taxpayer money

APOROGIZE IMMEDIATERY

Sorry England for not helping before it was too late. You will always be remembered

>>75646385
Neither is self-sufficient enough to have a non-shit economy. They're dependent on us.

>>75645723
Sorry for trying to bring civilization to America, USA...

Ireland has never harmed anyone, always people harming us
norweigan vikings, normans, anglo saxons...

>>75652506
>WE WUZ GOODBOYZ AND SHIEET

Sorry Russia for that raids at the begining of XVII century. Oh, I think that's all.

>>75652506
Gaelic invasion of the Picts?

>>75645621
>Denmark has never hurt anyone, so you guys go first
Completely wrong. Danes massacred Estonian pagans and forcefully converted us.
Most of the blame goes to the Germans (specifically Low-German speaking from Northern Germany), but the Danes were active in Northern Estonia.

>>75646609
I don't remember the uk ever getting invaded by germany you spesh

>>75651248
I'm a unionist myself, but that's not really the case for the Faroe Islands. Danish aid is about 5% of our GDP, which we could do without if he had to.

we dindu nuffin tho

>>75645621
If Poland hurt you, then you fuckers deserved it and we will gladly hurt you again.

>>75652506
What about all those poor Irish livers?

We and the English are sorry for sykes picot

I don't have to apologize. We literally did nothing wrong.

>>75646833
DELUGE