You must move to an English-speaking country. If you already

New Zealand

>>75644685
Jamaica

Zambia

>>75644685
Ireland or the UK.

>>75644685
Kenya because I am a dual citizen by birth and I have family there

Singapore.
It's the most economically-free nation in the world and has quite possibly the highest brainbox:brainlet ratio.

>>75644835
>Singapore
>nation
It's a Chinese city state/colony.

>>75644809
You were the worst president.

>>75644872
Nigger Singapore is in a defense agreement with the UK/Aus/NZ

>>75644685
Bahamas

>>75644918
Australia and New Zealand are being colonised by the Chinese as we speak.

>>75644685
New Zealand.

Nice scenery and cool people

>>75644835
>hot humid weather
>shopping malls
>insane laws
why?

>>75644968
>Jobs are decreasing in Australia and Canada because natural resource price has been dropping
>Still, Chinese are buying up
How do Canadians and Australians afford rent these days?

>>75645031
>How do Canadians and Australians afford rent these days?
In Toronto, there are limits to how much you can increase rent per year in some cases.

http://www.ontariotenants.ca/law/act07.phtml#RTA110

>>75644685
UK<3

Namibia

>>75644685
Yanks: fat fucks, no culture, ridiculous healthcare
Brits: terrorist haven
Irish: not even white
New Zealand: smug and butthurt at the same time
Canada: even smugger and even more butthurt

I choose Aus.

>>75644685
Canada

Somewhere, in England.
Because it's comfy (and close to France), I guess.

India

because I do not want to poo in loo

First Choice: New Zealand

Second Choice: Canada

>>75644685
New Zealand, specifically Dunedin

>>75644685
It would be either Canada, either US.

>>75644699
FPBP, also nice dubs.

New Zealand without thinking about it. All the other fuckers saying New Zealand on this thread, enjoy the earthquakes :^)

Australia, because it's basically the same as here. 2nd choice would be Hong Kong or the UK.

>>75645141
"Some cases" being any building built before 1991.

They did close that loophole the past year, though.

Australia without hesitation.

>>75647519
Forgot to post country.

Would live in the UK, namely Scotland, because I am a historyfag.

New Zeland, not even a question.

ireland or scotland

>>75647549
FOY

Japan

Probably the UK, specifically England somewhere. I guess because that's where 99% of my heritage comes from and also there's a lot of cultural similarities to Australia so it wouldn't be too much of a culture shock.

NZ because trans-Tasman travel arrangement.

England I guess. Already am a citizen there. Canada might be nice too

>>75644835
and everyone is autistic to the extreme

some flyover state in america

would be comfy

>>75648753
Why do foreigners on /int/ romanticize our flyover states so much? When someone from the UK or some shit does this, I just imagine it's because they don't have anyplace as empty as we do out west, but you're from Australia. Most of your country is empty.

>>75649219

fargo and there's a bunch of tv shows here about people traveling those places for food, very comfy

>>75649219
everyone here lives in suburbia, we don't really have flyover state shit here

>UK
>get blown up by sheeds
>Australia
>get eaten by 10 foot tall man eating spider or poisonous tree
>Canada
>run by a literal cuck, shit taxes
>Ireland
>OK but too many Catholics for my taste
New Zealand it is then.

>>75644685
usa or canada this are the safest countries in the world

>>75644685
Britain

Ireland bc dual citizenship, nice people, the black stuff, strong economy

>>75644685
Australia. Cute girls, don't care about political correctness as much, and I have friends there.

>>75644685
>USA
Too many niggers and high crime rates
>AusNz
Remote from the other side of the world
>UK
Too many muslims
>Canada
Just about right, the best English speaking country by far

>english

>>75645031
>How do Canadians and Australians afford rent these days?
Supply and demand. When all the resource money dried up all the resource jobs dried up, and when all the resource jobs dried up all the workers bought a house for $80 000 back home in the Maritimes and left.

>>75645031
Sydney and Melbourne are the only cities where housing prices is a problem

>>75644685
America
They have heaps of states to choose from

>>75644685
Canada also has lots of variety, so it would be between America and Canada

>>75652682
>>75652649
don't want to live with your cuzzies in the gold coast bru?

canada but their weather is shit so probably somewhere like florida or california or texas

>>75652035
>don't care about political correctness as much
Things in Australia have changed heaps in Australia in the last few years
Huge cultural shifts have happened in Australia
NZ used to be much more liberal than australia
NZ has got slightly more conservative in recent years, while Australia has surged past us in liberalism.
Australia unfortunately has extremely backwards environmental standards, they are destroying their ecosystems and releasing emissions more than any other western nation on earth.
Australia socially has gone full liberal, probably from living in a nannystate.
Here in NZ at school (I was at school last year) students said racist and sexist stuff in class all the time and teachers couldn't do anything about it
NZ socially has gone much more rightwing

>it's a retarded underage kiwi /pol/tist spews his unsubstantiated drivel everywhere episode

seen this one

>>75644685
heh why would I want to move? I already live in the greatest country on earth.

Australia>Canada>NZ>US>UK imo

>>75652915
WRONG
Deep South>America=Canada>Australia>rest of NZ>UK

My mothers home. Scotland. Already have a house in the Highlands near Inverness.

>it's a retarded underage kiwi /pol/tist pretends that an island that exists purely for tourism purposes is good episode

seen this one

>>75644685

Australia, have family there, a job if I want and I like aussie football.

New Zealand

>go to America
>get shot
>go to the UK
>get stabbed
>go to Ireland
>get blown up
>go to australia
>get poisoned
>go to south africa
>get lynched by blacks
No thank you.

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192KB, 940x570px

>>75652977
>go to New Zealand
>get crushed

>>75652964
We provide food and milk to millions and millions and millions of people all around the world
Without us so many more people would starve

>it's a retarded underage kiwi /pol/tist doesn't understand how the global market functions

seen this one

>>75653100
what are they going to do to feed themselves?
Destroy more rainforests to try to farm on shitty land??!
You have no idea how fertile my region of NZ is
We can put exponentially more animals in an area than most places in NZ can

>it's a retarded underage kiwi /pol/tist doesn't understand how the global market functions.

seen this one

>>75644685
Canada because it's America minus the insane and also Quebec.

>>75644900
Underrated, also chek'd

>>75644685
America tbqh

Canada or USA

>>75644685
Canada. Alberta/Saskatchewan.
Upper peninsula of Michigan is another option. (Finns live there)

>>75653180
Thank you for putting him in his place

>>75653080
Milk is one if the most flooded goods on the market and in massive surpluses in a Ton of western nations. Who you gonna sell it to when other nations already have massive stockpiles and surpluses of it with low ass prices. No one wants your milk

>>75644685
New Zealand, Canadian West coast, Washington, Montana, Oregon, Scotland, Ireland, The UK, rest of the Canada, Australia, rest of the US. In that order. I can't stand the weather in Australia, otherwise it would be much higher.

>>75644685
usa defensively
all others are barely countries

>>75654453
definitely*
fucking auto correction

>>75644685
Australia, NZ or Canada. You can enjoy high income and quality of life without any retardation

>>75654286
t. typical aussiecocksucking northerner

>>75655322
No school tomorrow, staying up late to shitpost are we?
Try to you enjoy yourself and not get angry at the computer screen.