>go to put French fry in mouth
>French fry hits teeth
>French fry is dislodged from my grip
>French fry tumbles to the ground down my body
>several attempts to grab it fail
>French fry lands on the ground, soiled
So should I kill myself now or what
>>75641996
If you leave it on the ground, France wins. Pick it up and eat it.
Do you love japan
HEHEHE
>>75641996
if you can pick it up before 3 seconds pass you wont get aids
Pls be my gf
>>75641996
Is this what the Japanese call Paris Syndrome?
OK guys I just left it on the ground but I'm pretty sure the cashier saw because she gave me a dirty look
Brb killing self
>>75643239
Should've picked it up and ate it.
>>75643239
If you hate yourself so much you want to die, you would eat the fry. You didn't so it means you have some dignity. You will not kill yourself today.
>>75643239
Why didn't you just pick it up and throw it away?
Fuck maybe I should go back and throw it away
But what if she already cleaned up then it'd be even worse
>>75643970
Just get some more you slant-eyed autist. They're meant to be eaten in full packs.