/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

mormons

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what the fuck does a D latch even do

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>>75635389
>animefags

i hope you had a nice day anonymous!

I don't care for religion and want kids but all the pure girls are heavily Catholic. Haven't been to mass since I was confirmed. Really don't want to pretend to be religious again.

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>>75635490
a life I wish I could live

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>I don't care for religion

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>all the pure girls are heavily Catholic

>5556

ha

>>75635501
read Submission by Michel Houellebecq and then convert (to Islam)

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>>75635389
W-w-what is he doing to my wife?!

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konosuba is a thinking man's Anime & Manga

I swear college freshmen get worse every year

>>75635596
>Can't drink
>Can't have BLTs
No thanks

>>75635676
post the thai whore please

>>75635730
BLTs are overrated

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>>75635599
Bonjour France...
Ça va?

>>75635802
>>75635802
good stuff

>>75635596
>Submission
>Frenchman writes a book
>France becomes a hegemon or extremely relevant country by the end
Every time, they are still upset about the Anglos usurping them.

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>>75635719
JoJo is a thinking man's Anime & Manga

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>>75635895

this, desu

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>>75635828
Tout va très bien, je viens de déménager de Paris!
Et toi comment tu vas Canada?

Not a fan of anime

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>>75635916
the fuck

>>75635916
all women have weird man faces, we're just used to it being covered in makeup

i like Aqua (goddess)

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>Not a fan of anime

>>75635979
i'm a fan of you

>>75635730
>wanting L & T

>>75636007
Not a fan of your state either.

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>>75635954
J'ai très fatiguée... Je vais relaxer pour un moment.

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the gf

>>75636036
work harder, slut

>>75636022
not a fan of it either to be desu
want to move asap

>>75636036
Moi aussi. Je vous souhaite à tous un très bon thread.

>>75636114
Why are you living there? I think I remember you saying you're from Washington.

>Jewlia Louis Dreyfus
Ewww

>>75636100

she was a FOX by S9 of seinfeld

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>>75636175
she's so hot in Veep

>>75636131
I am from Washington, only about 45 minutes away from Portland too. Years ago my brother moved down here (reason is irrelevant), almost exactly a year ago I decided to move away from my mom in Washington and live down here (with my brother) so I can be kind of independent while not being completely left alone

>>75636258
Oh. Are you planning on going back to Washington or another state?

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>>75636258
>(reason is irrelevant)
>specifically mentions that

>furpuck

you guys wanna hear a story of mine? its pretty bad

>weeb opinions about sports
>mattering
>>75636365
NO

>>75636309
Maybe back to Washington, but not my hometown since it's too small for any meaningful career. Other than that thinking about a few northern states, basically trying to find something a lot like western Washington but with more snow and has people for jobs

>>75636374

I can guarantee I watch more about sports then you do, chuckles

>>75636411
Baseball is not a sport

Brits got another truck of peace

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>me at the club meeting girls

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I was about to share my embarrassing story, but apparently there's a happening

>>75636441

wrong

also not the only sport I watch

>>75636495
But you also watch anime, which makes your opinion irrelevant

>>75636516

not an argument

>>75636540
Wrong.

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>anime

>>75636476
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-security-idUSKBN18U0VV?il=0
I bet it's another bloody alt-righter

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Would you rather get fucked by a shark or fucked by a squid?

>one (1) week of class left
>two (2) projects
>two (2) exams
>one (1) paper
and I'm done

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Keijo is the thinking man's sport

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>>75636703
>not competitive airsoft

psh

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>>75636703
dam that anime sucked

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>dam that anime sucked

>why yes I criticize trump using a fourleaf clover instead of a shamrock despite fourleaf clovers being considered lucky and luck - for whatever reason - is associated with being irish

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>tfw mfw

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>>75636633
EASILY

I wonder if I was born today if they would say I was on the spectrum

>>75636886

this fucking guy jumps from a 60ft tower into a river and doesnt even break a rib

>>75636898
they'd say you're transgender and use you to push an agenda

>>75636878
wtf?

>>75636918
and hes hot

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>>75636947
anime.

cracked a cold one open with the boys just now

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>>75637212
t. no friends

*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*

Made a thread lads

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My life won't be complete until I have sucked on long Japanese girltoes

*cracks open a cold one*
ah refreshing...

>>75637277
*asks you to post an image of this*

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LOL

>tfw no cold one to crack open with the boys

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*cracks open an iced cold one*
"Ahhhh! Refreshing"

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this one really makes me think

I got 1.7L of decent Whiskey for just 25 bucks. I love the New Hampshire Liquor store monopoly.

someone explain this "cold one with the boys" meme I keep seeing

>>75637440
People with no friends wouldn't understand

>>75637440
can't understand unless you've done it

I want to quit smoking but I can't think of an objectively good reason to

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>>75637440
just another short-lived normalfag meme, it'll be gone soon enough.

>>75637486
its retarded

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>>75637465

too mean

>>75637486
More money to waste on beer

>>75637486
switch to vaping

>>75637486

reduces risk of lung caner by 100%

>>75637516
it relaxes me
>>75637526
I can't buy beer yet, when I'm 21 I'll probably quit for this reason though.
>>75637570
Cancer would provide incentive to kill myself.

>>75637486
Save money

i actually know the precise origin of this "cracking open a cold one with the boys" meme down to the original post on but i won't share it

>>75637590
you're retarded

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What is the difference between phantom and ghost?

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Opinions?

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>>75637658

>>75637658
a ghost can also be a demon (according to webster's)

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http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-security-witness-idUSKBN18U0WE?il=0
Religion of peace at it again /cum/

>>75637622
pretty sure it originated with dads

>>75637783
not the recent internet meme

>>75637686
grinding my teeth reading this.

I'm sick, and taking meds and drinking. So indulge me a little.
I'm watching some Star Wars: Clone Wars. I watched the first season before and didn't like it much, but it seems a little better this time around. Just got to the episode where R2-D2 gets lost, though, and it got me to thinking.
They have this replacement droid for Anakin, called R3-S6. Objectively, it's very similar to R2-D2, but Anakin is a real dick about it. I started wondering, would other people like the new droid less than R2 because it's not R2?
From there, I started wondering about how I - people in general, but me especially - might judge people in general. Have I judged one person unfairly because they're similar to someone I happen to like more? Have I been unfair to someone because I've felt they were replacing someone else who is or was in my life?

>Lost 50 pounds over the last six months through pure diet and exercise
>Went from borderline obese to ideal weight
>Nothing changed
>Still tired all the time
>Still think about necking myself every few hours
It's a meme lads

>>75637686
idc

I think it's time for another buddhism lesson.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What can I do with this?

I enjoy making low quality posts

>>75637758
Closest thing to a terrorist attack in my city recently was a guy stabbing people for trying to stop his anti-Islam rant
A true hero

>>75637783
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cracking-open-a-cold-one-with-the-boys

>>75637969

exchange it for 10 mexican pesos

Just fapped

its not low quality if you call yourself an artist

>>75637969
I don't know, what can you do with 1.87 pesos?

>>75638026
what to???????

autist*

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>>75637969
look at the cool art, flip it, roll it on the ground use it as a token (counter), buy a piece of bubble gum, save it, ?

>>75638008
>>75638039
>>75638063
Maybe I should buy a house with it

>start two world wars
>directly responsible for the worst president in US history, turning the country into the laughing stock of the international community

why is Germany so powerful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_5OkvaMCGo

>>75638189
>directly responsible for the worst president in US history
FDR?

Are you a fan of cute girls? I am.

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>>75637982
Quite the anon indeed

>>75638239
I'm a fan of you :3

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>why yes FDR was indeed the worst president

75638305
Can't say the same for you after you gave a (You) to the Kraut earlier in this thread

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>>75638218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN8wILxis6I

>>75638346
I'm sorry

I'd filter Canada but I like talking to Calgary

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzpCcNdhy5w

What is the best service to use for "muh ancestry"?

>>75638427
blocked in my country

>>75638468
23andMe
I'm thinking of doing it

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>>75638423
>I like talking to Calgary

remember when conway fucked off

>>75638468

your parents/grandparents

>>75638481
LOL

so much for the country of the free

>>75638468
familytreedna (in depth research)
myheritage (less expensive)

Remember when blacks and mulattoes weren't subhuman?
I sure don't.

>>75638512
ill try it with dns proxy real quick

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>chicano in friend group always defends immigrants and indiscriminately hates police

>>75638468
Wait a year, then use LivingDNA, living DNA gives more advanced reports on your Y-DNA subclade and are working to break everythinf down by micro-region(For example, 23andMe has a category called "British and Irish" but LivingDna is currently able to distinguish between dna from Cornwall and Wales) they also won't own your data like 23andJew does

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>>75638423
i thought we were friends...

>>75638497
Yeah

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>>75638605
They be racisto vato! They deported mi abuela!

>>75638626
>Wait a year
why?

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>tfw I hate you but love you

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>>75638663
You made fun of me once

>>75638554
MyOrigins(calculator for ftdna) and myheritage are awful at interpreting ancestry though, it's a waste of money. MyOrigins also have this feature where they supposedly can interpret your ancient ancestry and they confuse CHG ancestry with steppe ancestry

can you imagine how hard it is being a muslim? Every week you have to defend the very existence of your religion against so many bigoted racists that want to pin you to every terrorist attack.

Muslims are the true oppressed people.

>>75638468
a mirror

Indo-Europeans are the master race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfoLqZ-gtwU&list=RDQMmuAMzbN_tOI&index=19
Time to post the music you're listening to

>>75638744
I mean, after muslims terrorists kill and maim hundreds of people the muslims themselves have to put up with dirty looks and name calling. Truly they are the real victims here.

>>75638841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ehnZNaNow4&t=1682s

>>75638734
you mean the >I dislike breasts joke?

>>75638702
LivingDna currently only can do microregion analysis for certain countries like the UK and the company is relatively new

They're expanding this and are offering people who have 4 grandparents from the same country discounts so they can eventually do the same for other countries in Europe like Germany and Italy

>>75638468
This is another good reason to use LivingDNA, you might get a discount if all your grandparents are from a certain region in Norway

>>75638841

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuNxOjFX8oI

>>75638877
jk, I still like talking to you

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I tried to make iced tea

>>75638878
4 grandparents from a single european country doesnt mean much. Theres been significant population changes in european states for centuries

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>>75638841

>>75638491
23andme is pretty trash
They gave me nearly 25% broadly northerwest european

>>75638427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA

>>75638740
I mentioned myheritage because it was rated high online...familytreedna seems alright though

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>>75638924
Contact LivingDNA right away and warn them! I can't believe they didnt think of this OMG

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@75638978
FUCK OFF AVATAR FAG.

>>75638841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN8wILxis6I

>>75638982

>This video is not available.

>Sorry about that.


ODD

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OVER 5 HAPPENINGS HAPPENING

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C*tholics are absolute scum.

The C*tholic sympathizers ITT should be executed.

>>75638998
They did think about it and dont care. The UK has experienced mass immigration from europe for literally centuries

>>75638878
I imagine they'd be able to remap you profile later though right?
might try it once I have a real job

>>75639081

london bridge, italy explosion, what else?

my GF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW1auLnF93U

>>75639125
Please don't be rude

>>75639081
London bridge
Trump impeachment
...
...
...

America is a Protestant nation. Heretics, infidel, and heathens must convert.

>>75639208
>spanglish

>>75639194
>>75639255
some market near the bridge

san francisco

vauxhall

>>75639144
>I imagine they'd be able to remap you profile later though right?
Yes they said they would update admixture results, the reason I like LivingDNA now though is they give you a more detailed Y-DNA subclade with your autosomal test than any other company at the same price

23andMe also gives you your ydna subclade but it's not as specific. For example 23andMe gave me R1b-u106 but LivingDna was able to tell me the subclade of R1b-U106 that I had. Usually you would have to buy a separate y-dna specific test from ftdna for hundreds to learn that

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brb doing some pullups

>>75639352

>san francisco

what happened?

I havent heard anything and Im like 1/2 an hour away

>>75639372
why exactly would you care about any of this autistic shit?

>muh r1b subclade y-genes
>i'm a proud 0.0045% pure norwegian

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Louis XIV and Bobby Kennedy are the only good c*tholics in history.

That's a fact.

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>>75639397
actually there was only 4 happenings, san francisco is ok

god, I wish illegal immigrants would fuck off!!!

*suddenly all non-Amerindians pop out of existence*

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>>75639423
>into scat porn and feet
>calls others autistic

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>>75638841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0ED4k5jpmg

anyone know that one anime about aliens and stuff that has this girl humping a table

>>75639566
no

>>75638841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWGIaJLz9dg

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>>75639566

i know an anime about aliens, if that helps

>>75639372
23andme also gave me R1b-u106, but I agree that the results I've gotten from them weren't that great

Really getting tired of Islam in the west. The liquors awakening my genocide genes.

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lol damn

>>75639472
>illegal immigrant
if it's illegal, it's not immigrations

amerindians didn't have laws or well defined borders to anything, so there would be nothing to immigrate to

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>>75639585
>>75639685
this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E

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>travel to the land of the "free"
>have to give up every last bit of freedom and privacy upon entry because some high school dropout with a TSA badge thinks he's the supreme authority

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>esports tournament stream in recommended videos

FUCK OOOOOOOOOFFFFFF

>>75639932
autism

>actually coming to the US
why

>>75640010
LOL?
had that too

>drumpf abusing a tragedy to push his illegal travel ban
why didn't she win

>>75640016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw
pop music peaked in the late 2000s

>>75640087
Taylor Swift is a zionist ploy

>>75639964
>Wah why does this country with very few terror acts have high levels of security

>>75640028
Because she's a lying psycopath and a massive cunt

Democrats are pathetic with their completely undemocratic primary system. Super delegates are un-american. They bias the election before the first vote is cast.

>>75640028
bad post

>>75640160
>high levels of security

2009 was the greatest year in music.

I need a kiss

>>75640197
I had to show my passport 5 times and go through 3 security checkpoints to reenter the US.

>>75640253
2017 is

>>75640258
wow
america truly is the greatest country on earth

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the world NEEDS more frogs

when i leave the US i show them my EU passport
when i enter the US i show them my US passport

feels good

Reminder that spiritual Muslims are subhuman.

>>75640311
*radical centrists

FTFY

trudeau is a radical centrist who just puts on a left wing image to make himself more appealing to voters

>>75640336
No one cares about Trump.

>>75640309
>>75640258
>>75640160
>>75639964
this wouldn't be a problem if mudslimes didn't try to blow things up all the damn time

>>75640319
>Waiting in the EU line
It's like you want to wait longer

>>75640354
We've been ruled by radical centrists (neoliberal kikes) for 40 years. How do you explain the state of the west?

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sincerely starting to believe that I hate every single one of you.

>>75640424
Probably because you're an idiot.

>>75640443
you got me on that one, pervert

>How to fix the (((muslim))) situation:
1. Implement radical centrism
2. Detain all muslims
3a.Kick anyone that's actually muslim and not "lol my great grandfather was a muslim so to keep the tradition I'll consider myself muslim despite sinning 24/7" type of muslims
3b. Ban religion *tips*
3. Stop interventionist foreign policies

>>75640472
Shut up, idiot.

And another Anglophone country gets muslim'd.

Good job Anglophones!

>radical centrism
>not this month's hot and trendy new buzzword
heh get wid ta times

>>75640385
i don't recall any EU line to leave

>>75640499
ok, deviant

>>75640319
>EU passport

Doesn't exist

>>75640531
When you enter an EU country the Euros always have a fuckhuge line to wait in.

>>75640537
idiot

>>75640500
>he posts behind an dyk sipping on his little beery

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>>75640600
weirdo

I am the hero my country deserves

taiwan seems very comfy, shame about footkraut

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I am fucking sick.

>>75640628
What even is that, you stupid idiot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

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>>75640746
debauchee

Footkraut is a good poster. I don't understand why everyone bullies him.

>Hispanic or Latino of any race were 20.3% of the population
hate Salem

>>75640807
Salem is a nice city, it's just filled with Mexicans and white trash.

>>75640846
I actually like the capitol building

Way too many suburbs though, just like all of north and west Eugene

Getting pretty drunk right now

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hmmm

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My day has been full of unwelcome surprises so far. I'm having difficulty taking my mind off the madness but I really need to unwind...methinks a juicy kiss from a special someone ITT could do just the trick. anyone have a guess as to who that special someone might be?
hint: it's sure as h*ck not a little baby canadian

>>75640949
Yours truly

>screencap of my post from a couple days ago
>diabolical pepe

i had a blast at the range. spent a lot of quality time with my dad, even tho he's a slow shitter and can't bother to shoot his handguns straight or learn proper range safety
he kicks my ass at skeet shooting tho. i feel like i'm catching up.

came home to my stupid bitch sister talking to my mom. my mom started acting like an uppity cunt also. really makes me think

>>75641100
we all care

Had a nice mole for dinner at a Mexican restaurant and then a few minutes after I got outside the restaurant I vomited the whole thing back up.

wtf

how do I quickly change from Dm to Bb

>>75641100
be glad you still have family in your life

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>>75641010
if it's sure as h*ck not some little baby canadian then what makes you think it could be you, a lil baby juicy?
hint, it's the poster above me *##*

>>75641100
don't talk that way about your sister
she might be a stupid bitch but she's still your sister and if she died you would care

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>>75641165
You would rather have a foot sucking kraut than me

It's your loss

>>75641141
Mexican food is a powerful laxative and emetic.

>>75641190
you're right. my life would be better.
if she died sooner, maybe i would still be allowed to live in the house i paid for
(she had me evicted btw)

>>75640746
heaven's gate cult

>>75635389
how'd you get that video of me, op?

Just had brown rice for the first time ever
It was fucking awful awful

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Please
Take me

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Why don't terrorists ever kill the gay /cum/ posters? It's not fair.

Eating sorbet out of a coconut shell right now buds

>>75641322

never understood why people liked it either

shan't be eating mole again for a very long time

>sorbet

>>75641510

>>75641510
You got a problem? Sorbet is delicious.

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>>75641224
You wouldn't play lichess with me just because I don't know how to play chess. footkraut is a better kisser than you anyhow. I remember when she first kissed me a few months back. You, on the other hand, have probably never even had your first kiss.
Ha, now THAT would be pathetic.

>>75641456
4chan gays never leave the house

it's why they act out so much here, because they can't indulge their faggotry with other faggots IRL

luckily this increases the chance of suicide

>>75641456
I'm afraid to leave my house.

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went driving and for a walk with the doggo

also i like vaginas

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>sorbet

I'm edgy and complex

wish i could go to restaurants alone without feeling weird

i'm based and down to earth

>>75641610
Are you implying that I'm a cute girl?

Really drunk now lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxtQQk4bOm8

>tfw you will never live in Dallas, Texas

>>75641737

Texas is too hot for me, and the weathers shitty

>>75641664
i usually eat at the bar section of applebees
doesn't feel as weird as sitting in a booth alone

>>75641737
Dallas sucks

might throw up again

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>tfw you will never live in Dallas, Texas

>>75641774
i would never leave the house to go to a shit chain like applesbees though, and any bar the serves food here will be too expensive. i just want to go to a nice japanese place alone and not have the waiter act like i got stood up

>told my gf i'll show her my cleaned apartment tomorrow
>i will actually have to clean it now

whhheeeewww
time for bed

>>75641737
Dallas is shit

If you like dry heat then go ahead to move to the panhandle.

Or if you like living in a swamp move to the Texas Louisiana border

>>75641860
>i just want to go to a nice japanese place
fuckin weeb

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>i just want to go to a nice japanese place alone

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Edmonton is the Minneapolis of Canada.

>>75641860
Go to a sushi bar.

>>75641901
>>75641935
you guys dont like tempura?
>>75641984
dont like sushi, and the bar would mark up all their food as i said

>>75641883
>>75641883
>>75641883
>>75641883
NEW

>>75641322
try the japanese kind
i hate brown rice too but japs do it good