Westminster voting intention:
CON: 40% (-6)
LAB: 39% (+5)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+2)
(via @Survation / 03 Jun)
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871090909114490881
Rorkes on suicide watch edition
anime
shall be voting labour and i hope you will be too
Anime
fuckin' moulinyans get da fuck outta my thread, ya fuckin' king kong lookin' cocksuckas
think i would have fucked up less if i was in may's position right now desu
need a qt gf to cuddle
Westminister voting intention:
CON 45 (+1)
LAB 36 (-2)
LD 8 (+1)
UKIP 4 (-1)
OTH 7 (+1)
(via @ORB_Int / 31 May-1 June)
Very confused lads
rents have got britains got talent on and they just had this nog "comedian" on and his whole set was just basically saying how shit white people are and being generally racist for his whole routine and the majority white audience were laughing and applauding him and then the judges commended him on this "bravery"
just how fucking cucked is this country
>>75631935
Anyone would have
>tfw in an ultra-marginal constituency
>tfw voting Tory and there's nothing you can do to stop me
need a bf x
>>75631951
>>75631882
who the fuck is doing these polls?
how are they getting such varied results?
>>75631963
Same desu
>>75631951
Delete this mate
Hello niggers
>>75631974
kill yourself pathetic little nonce manlet
>>75631958
>watching ITV
Your family sound like gutter runts
>>75631951
kek
>>75631974
Good image
leftypol OUT
got called an anime loving nonce in greggs
reviewbrah could be lurking in this thread right now
>>75631951
fake news
>>75632019
I am offended by this image. Please delete this.
>>75631974
fuck off you sad cancerous mong
uh, sweetie, leftypol, like the rest of 8ch, is dead
>leftypol OUT
the gf's mum is out tonight.
>>75632007
>>75632058
why are you so mean
Why do the bad guys always win?
>>75632061
is that why britleftypol has over 60 posts and hour?
"if her age ain't on the clock, she's old enough for the cock"
Words to live by
>>75632075
Me on the top you on the bottom x
got called a pathetic little nonce manlet sad cancerous mong in /brit/
>>75632087
not even close
>>75632092
it's the reverse if you're a muslim
will absolutely be voting conservative :)
Strong and stable leadership!
>>75632087
>tfw the general I made with some commie lads from brit is doing alri
Hope it continues after the election desu
>>75632087
/brit/ gets 60 posts every 10 minutes
Queen just sent me these direct lads
Westminster voting intention:
UKIP: 100% (+97)
CON: 0% (-46)
LAB: 0% (-30)
LDEM: 0% (-8)
>>75632078
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is there a more sure sign that someone doesn't read than posing for photos with books?
My motto?
"work hard, train harder, be the hardest"
Need John Curtice to explain this lads.
>>75632150
rorke
How did Theresa may fuck up so much?
anime
should have known labour would win given the general sentiment in here
>>75632205
tried to fuck with muh internet freedom
>>75632206
>>75632155
want people to think that you read without the hard work? take a selfie with 1984, Brave New Workd or some other generic trite
will not be voting labour
>>75632239
Me on the top you on the bottom x
Will not be voting
>>75632251
fucking rorke piss off this is a /cobyn/ general
Forgot to apply for a postal vote tbph
ngl lads the aussie liberal party are a bit of a cunt party arent they
Lost my phone, my glasses, my weed and my keys
Can't say i'm best pleased desu
boring
this politics talk goes beyond boring it is cunt
the rorkefu
>>75632168
nah
Just found some lads phone, glasses, weed and keys all in one place
Bet he's having a nightmare
see leftypol are raiding us again
wish they would FUCK OFF
>>75632168
>voting
cuck
>>75632322
Un sweetie I didn't ask if you would I said you must
>>75631882
I believe in Jesus Christ and Jezza Corbyn and that a better world is possible
>>75632351
fuck off aisha
leftypol IN
rorkes OUT
simple as
arse
lmao what the fuck no one else has been 100% anything
>>75632313
business idea: sync or wordsthatfollow etc with no political talk
>>75632337
help him out
>>75632346
pics x
Sex bomb sex bomb, you're my sex bomb
>>75632310
unironically lost so many phones on nights out I just take a list of numbers out with me now. it makes for excellent banter too.
Love: Custard, pints, voting Labour
Hate: Racists, sexists, 90's pop music
>>75632378
very rude
>>75632381
ARE
BALE
ON
>>75632378
didn't see this at wimbledon
>>75632378
is that normal in tennis
>l-leftypol are raiding us!
Step away from your computer. You have schizophrenia.
bored tired and horny but cant be arsed wanking
gonna watch shawshank redemption and smoke a rollie might go to the paki shop and buy a bottle of frosty jacks
>>75632396
no i'm not
Watching this lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZD2_LHi5c
Imagine modern young lads having to do something like this. Glad we never will ahah xxx
What are the cons of Labour?
https://youtu.be/nhw5RHvPalk
Alan partridge is voting labour, why arent you?
>>75632441
yea
Diane Abbott is a disgusting RACIST and if you vote for her party you are also a RACIST
>the best athlete britain has ever produced has just entered the kick-ball field
cant wait for the hat-trick
>>75632446
oh my gooooOOOOD i dont CARE
shut up about politics for 1 second it's all you're on about and its so fucking boring
>>75632469
diane abbott
oh, CONS of labour, misread, sorry x
Calijah fuck off, I know you're here
>>75632481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ262b7wBI
Prediction: a new party will be created backed by some important people and will become relevant in the future
I believe it was already in the works for 2020 but the snap election was too soon
>>75632470
he's in the media of course he's a dirty lefty
if he wasn't he would be banned from appearing on TV
>>75632470
Steve Coogan is a smug stuck up cunt
Also
>getting your political opinions from celebrities
>>75632481
And someone from the tories is a racist to scottish people
>>75632518
>she said the wrong figures
yet mays fucked up her entire campaign
which one of you lads are going to suck my dick?
still cant believe i got so drunk i walked around for hours screaming and shouting because i 100% believed i was in a war
what the fuck
>>75632523
>>>/dailymail/
>>75632565
>yet mays fucked up her entire campaign
proofs???
>>75632572
Won't suck it but I'll put my willy in your bum
>cycling home earlier on a narrow road
>giant queue of cars behind me
>purposefully ride closer to the centre of the lane
>they all beep like crazy, unable to do anything
>>75632518
good fucking lord that's embarassing
have no clue why she's employed
>>75632600
Hello nigger
>>75632614
GREAT post
>>75632565
she is going to be the HOME SECRETARY
a literal racist is going to be home secretary if labour wins
and the majority of the leftypol cunts voting labour virtue signal about not being racist all the time
>>75632581
The gap between labour and conservative voting used to be double digits
>>75632623
Um sweetie I'm white x
>>75632575
ahah benny you plonker!!
>still cant believe i got so drunk i walked around for hours screaming and shouting because i 100% believed i was in a war
>what the fuck
>>75632614
bet youre a right runt
>>75632470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbHNVtsAD2M
FREEman by name and so on
>>75632580
>>>/leftypol/
have you all had your avos today?
>women
>>75632396
Jeg bryr meg ikke
>>75632638
BANTERSAURUS REX!!!!!!!!! WAHEY GET IN SMIFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS WHY WE INVITE YOU OUT!!!! HAHAHAHA
NIGHTS JUST AINT THE SAME WITHOUT YA LOVE YA 2 BITS MAYTE XXXXXX
SMIFFFFFFFFFERSS! YOU FUCKING LEDGE WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCKING HELL YOU DONT GET BANTER LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE! SMITHY WITH THE BIG ONE!!
MATE YOU FUCKING ANIMAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>75632565
why are u voting for a nigger u fucking race traitor
utterly pathetic mong cunt
>>75
>>75632658
Hello Brodie
does anyone unironically describe themselves as british?
feel like it's just pakis that do that
>>75632518
>would you use a nuke to save millions of lives? Yes or No?
That's not nukes work ya bloody dingbat
*brings one of these bad boys home after a night out*
ahaha
>why are u voting for a nigger u fucking race traitor
ngl I fucking hate dianne
nothing's perfect
>>75632731
leftypol
>>75632639
>why yes i do make fun of people having psychotic episodes because i'm paranoid and see ebul right wingers round every corner
Zoo time is she and you time
The mammals are your favourite type
You'd better want her tonight.
Heart beat
Increasing heart beat
You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos
Elephants and tacky tigers.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave.
>>75632729
kia ora skuzz
>>75632751
no, british is a catch all term for those who don't identify with wales, england or scotland but want to fit in
though i suppose northern irish prods call themselves british but they're a bunch of lunatics
>>75632463
Interesting watch, are all the Tankers middle class? They all sound like they could be BBC radio announcers
boggles the mind how people are still unironically leftists these days
do they not have any common sense at all?
>>75632782
What did you think of the brave Lions performance last night
>>75632741
mate stole loads of signs from around campus when he was drunk and then got caught trying to put them back the next day
wasn't even a very funny idea to steal them in the first place
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/02/entertainment/kathy-griffin-trump/index.html
>be a clueless lefty
>ruin your own life
>try to blame it on Trump, doesn't work
so we can all agree that Ronaldo is the GOAT of all time yeah?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40118317/while-we-work-hard-others-are-xbox-bums
England is the only worthwhile country in the United Kingdom. We should liquidate wales scotland and ireland and be done with the leaches.
English and proud!
wels
?????
>>75632823
fuck off yank
post something british or go to /cum/
>>75632853
without a doubt the cabbie
>>75632731
I'm from London and I find that a lot of posh metropolitan people describe themselves as British. Probably because Britain is more of an abstract political concept than England, so it seems more fitting for such a bland and international city
shitalians btfo
me on the left
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>>75632851
Total Network Solutions
realwinslol
my team lost
>>75632853
driver started indicating too late
STOP
HE'S ALREADY DEAD
Doing a cry xxx
>>75632853
woah woah, ey Ton', where da fuck are we?
>>75632921
fuck off bruce de rossi
>>75632900
me on the right
woke up at 7pm today
>>75632900
brexit voter vs remain voter
>>75632853
can't tell if the cab was indicating the whole time or just last minute
>>75632921
what part of italy you from lad?
>>75632921
wog on suicide watch
>>75632962
fuck off you sad nonce cunt
>>75632950
soorse?
>>75632857
what a dump
>>75632966
that'd be funny, but neanderthals were actually smarter than homosapiens
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/8898321/Neanderthals-were-too-smart-for-their-own-good.html
>tfw
my life has no meaning
watching this lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZD2_LHi5c
What does Offsides mean in Soccer ?
>>75633015
thanks, please post more things along the lines of that and not your yank rubbish
won some so-called paper on that fourth goal, noice
>>75632823
explain
>>75632966
>>75633019
remainers irreversibly btfo
>>75633001
do you like me
>>75633032
dont worry about it love
war is rich old men sending poor young men off to die
REPLY
>>75632978
Enna
>>75632921
>my
alri Allegri
>>75632853
>Overtaking on the left
Ah yes, "cyclists"
>>75633020
No one's does
"Black mothers love their children more than white mothers"
"Mao did more good than harm"
"White people play divide and conquer"
t. Diane Abbot - The Labour Party
>>75633058
so what? rich men are more valuable and important
>>75633019
just like whites and the rest
>>75633048
She decided this was a good idea for her career and it hasn't gone over well.
@75633036
not interested in you
>>75633094
1 bullshit
2 true
3 bullshit
>>75633094
She's objectively correct
actually go for Napoli
HOOO HOOO HAAA HAAA
t. Diane Abbot - The Labour Party
>>75633136
ohhhh yea I heard about that kek
can't say she didn't deserve it
>>75633153
fuck off racist leftypol
>>75633173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsK3oaJ4-ks
oooh a a a
>>75632814
very poor, some players were decent but the performance of the team as a whole was dreadful
As a Wales fan I hope Sam can recover his 6N form, against England and Ireland in particular he as incredible but looked well off the boil today
>>75633094
>"Black mothers love their children more than white mothers"
false
>"Mao did more good than harm"
up for debate
>"White people play divide and conquer"
true
>>75633138
she literally tweeted the last one just google it
you leftypol cunts will try anything wont you you racist despicable runts
well well well looks who's back
got kicked from the centypol discord ffs
>>75633180
yea she's out several jobs already
Just a completely clueless idiot. In the interviews she makes it plainly clear that she still doesn't get it.
>>75633138
good post
>>75632853
The car.
>>75633239
No I mean what she said was bullshit you mong not that she didn't say it
>>75633234
RACIST leftypol discord degenerate
>hate the tories
>hate hate hate diane abott
dunno what to do
is there any chance she'll get kicked out or will she definitely be home secretary
Would u ever
Could u ever
Have u ever
Did u ever love meeeeee
this """relationship""" is over, me and you are like fuckin' cats and dogs, Rorke and Rasheed or Tim and Dentist
No fuckin' way can we make this thing work
nazbolpol when
>>75633138
>2 true
Those ~65 million peasants were douchebags anyway
ALL LABOUR VOTERS ADVOCATE RACISM AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE
I have one word: Lib Dem surge
>>75631882
Is it REALLY that close?
Thought it was going to be a Tory landslide.
>>75633315
Ah yes compare that to the whole population of china that then benefitted
>>75633295
people will tell you that she'll be kicked out to sway your vote, but i've seen no indication from corbyn that he shows any indication to do so. seems more like people projecting their beliefs onto him.
>>75633323
you can't be racist against whites
ironic gay roleplay?
>>75633058
would die for the queen and prince phillip no probs
Someone respond to my post x
>>75633246
do you like me
>>75633333
>lib dumbs
>>75633136
Anyone offended by that picture is a runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY
>>75633369
Yeah x it's just ironic ;)
>>75633334
Pollsters are clueless
Huge difference between them
centypol is just for losers who are too weak to hold and true convictions
weak and pathetic degenerate losers thats who centypol is for
>what did I mean by this?
>>75633394
yeah of course it is
hope none of you lads are bent for real
*puts a quarter in the jukebox*
*lights cigarette*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4
>>75633364
fuck off you horrible little leftypol cunt
>>75633354
ah fuck. Think i just might not vote then. Can't in good conscience vote for either
>>75633334
never trusting polls again
>>75633425
Leftypol is against identity politics sweetie xx they believe you can br racist to whites
eeeeeeeeee
hue hue hue hue huuue
wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and shows him off to all her friends
one day you know that beaver tried to leave her so she caged him up with cyclone fence
along came lou with the old baboon, said "I recognise that smell - smells like 7 layers, that beaver eats taco bell"
*starts tickling your scrotum with my finger*
>>75633416
>ywn live in 50s-60s America
>>75633461
fuck off leftypol
>>75632853
can should have looked in his mirror before turning but the cyclist shouldn't have been overtaking on the left, so deserved it, they're fucking entitled cunts. hope his bike was destroyed and there was no damage to the cab
>>75633470
*giggles*
>>75633415
would that be a problem ;3 xx
hmmm yes surely this car is not stolen
>>75633495
nah
What she said :
"How come someone hasn't noticed
That I'm dead
And decided to bury me?
God knows, I'm ready!"
La-la-la...
What she said was sad
But then, all the rejection she's had
To pretend to be happy
Could only be idiocy
La-la-la...
what would he say if he saw the absolute state of our country today
*fingers your bumhole*
LADS
>>75633387
*ends your career*
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871103193844940802 19m
More
Westminster voting intention:
CON: 42% (-)
LAB: 38% (-1)
LDEM: 9% (+2)
UKIP: 4% (-)
(via @YouGov / 01 - 02 Jun)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq4m3yAoW8E
can't wait
can someone please give me a kino comfy movie to watch tonight
>>75633506
Kek
>>75633538
"just as I planned"
Just been fingered
>>75633621
*puts my willy up your arse*
>>75633575
Sorry sweetie I'm a neet xx
shag my arse please
>>75633583
Yeah but ComRes gives the Tories a huge lead
>>75633587
Edge of Tomorrow
>>75633656
>"Sorry sweetie I'm a runt xx"
the gf
>>75633587
arbitrary black person
also couldnt watch that anyway david suchet is poirot
>>75633587
not this
CANNOT wait to celebrate a tory victory on friday
will be rubbing it in these dirty leftypol cunts faces not that they will be here after thursday night
>>75633671
so?
>>75633703
Excellent taste lad
>>75633587
avengers 2
>>75633703
*teleports behind you*
>>75633713
>celebrate a tory victory
I wouldn't go that far mate
Traffic cameras are illegal to use in my area 2bh
The county spent a bunch of money installing them at intersections and before they were done it became illegal to issue citations without an officer present
>>75633587
taxi driver or zodiac x
>>75633716
Not a Tory but the polls are all over the place
Can't trust them simple as
>>75633775
dont care
*examines your prostate*
>>75633587
WATCH THE THING
Black man won Britain's Got Talent
He beat a choir singing for missing people and a little girl doing magic tricks
That "commie" girl is literally a nazi
>>75633804
faguette
>>75633830
not one ounce of me cares
>>75633830
Honestly don't care
>>75633830
how can missing persons and little girls even compete
>>75633830
it would've been raysiss if he didn't win
making an arrangement
>>75633830
Issy a cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0q6MJDVtQw
Leftypol WILL call this guy a Nazi
trying my best
arranging to make something
>>75633830
that nig nog doing shit racist stand up against white people??
this country has gone to the dogs
Like a satellite
I'm in orbit all the way around you
And I would fall out into the night
Can't go a minute without your love
theres an escort that lives right down my street haha maybe shall pay a visit to try new fetishes
>>75633919
>"...hardly any of your colour faces in this country anymore"
:(
this frog cunt freaks me out
>>75633939
No he came third
It was the guy with the funny hair who played three notes on a piano while two dozen people sand and the chorus of Human by Rag'n'Bone Man played
gonna do a coffee
Business idea: turbo LS in a Vanquish
don't reckon that the conservatives will be touting internet censorship again before elections anytime soon at least haha
any madrid or barcelona victory is tainted every since i found out they don't need to share tv revenue with the other clubs in their league
european football might as well be dead
the North, 2065
fallen in love with the prostitute
>>75633982
*trucks you in*
reminder
is leftypol an actual thing or just a buzzword?
10 oclock and I'm going home from a night out hahah fuck I'm old
suck a willy and lick an anus
ahh yes, the true british experience x
>>75634018
>third rails
>the north
umm sweetie no xxxx
>>75634024
Woah wtf was just gonna make a dumb joke post about someone doing exactly that
>>75634024
never had this problem because I hate every one I shag with a passion
>>75633906
*refutes argument*
>>75634064
it's a dark web site. you can't get there by googling it...
... you have to bing it
cut by a thorn a few weeks back. cut is still there, vein has gone black underneath
>>75634066
I was back by like 12 yesterday was fucking shite
was still very drunk
the UK doesn't seem to excel at much desu, not nowadays anyway
what are we good at lads
>>75633583
lib dem surge
>>75634148
bits of planes
>>75634064
its a popular board on full. Chan. but you can't type it because this website blocks it
>>75634145
Mate honestly I just can't do it any more I'm 25 and its just not worth it
>>75634148
We're still toptier at universities and high level research and development, especially in aerospace and theoretical physics
>>75634064
It's Real. Very real Comrade
Business idea: life as a heavily armed mountain hermit
8ch