/brit/

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anime

hate footy
simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU

Hmm yes the ol cringe kino

first

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anime

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the girls and I

love the footy
love pints

hate pakis

did YOU see that LUDICROUS display last night?

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DZUUUUUUUU

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>my program working finally lads, managed to get the analog data read on my beaglebone to send data over the serial line to USB and print on the pc. >Tomorrow I'll try to do a rolling data plot, will be sexy, my own mini oscilloscope

man in house why do you live in this house man in house why not live in another house man in house how much did you pay for your house man in house is your house worth more now man in house you live in a house don't you man in house ah man in house

Just need to keep fasting for a few more hours

Going through some amount of caffeine and nicotine though

watching the match
need a bf x

the FUCKING LINK stopped working

business idea: knock down all the hospitals, build flats there, sell the flats and give the money to the nhs

>>75630066
more.

>>75630284
'bsolute state of this bloke

CITY GOT ME WORKING
GOT ME DOING SERVICE
DON'T DESERVE IT

ello :3

/brit/ character study powerranking:

Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community

mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.


runt tier: Tim
the exact same videos day in day otu. he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this. Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.

>>75630339
>rating 'bena
fuck off pakipoo

you aren't fooling anyone

hot town
summer in the city

Business idea: Someone gets me a nice short thick gf

>>75630339
not a word

>Have a £1.6M pension
>Have two salaries amounting to five times the average UK salary
>Own a home worth £600,000 minimum
>I am not a wealthy man, I love the poor, I'm one of them, honestly

t. Jeremy Corbyn

#rasheeds4mrlp

youtube shit the bed with the 4k stream

shit site shit platform

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Drift?

do i rate pogba? no, no i do not

>>75630339
I like the jewish lad with the schizo sister

>>75630284
who is this man?

doubles

>>75630393
CL winners next season

>>75630339
go away poleaboo

>>75630289
FONT

>>75630399
>man

>>75630399
timothy james byrne in his rented flat in high wycombe

>>75630385
literally listening on BBC 5live

fuck BT

>>75630339
Where are we putting the Aussie with a dead uncle who gets irrationally mad at provos?

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>>75630382

WOGS

>>75630234
is cancer

>>75630399
buckinghamshire extra flags user

>>75630437
is that the welsh expat rorke?

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>CL winners next season

>>75630434
hello runt

football is boring until the World Cup

fact

Ah yes, I hate Britain yet I post in /brit/ all day.

>>75630434
it's not bt it's youtube

their site is fucking shit

>>75630458
Hello nigger

>>75630478
hello nurse

>>75630457
Has YOUR team won the EFL cup?

>>75630478
no u

>>75630444
>Somebody will unironically vote Labour just because they see Corbyn as ARE JEZZA TOP LAD

>>75630469
love britain

certain parts of britain anyway haha

>>75630458
>>75630478
>>75630488
hello

>>75630309
https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/869188345414524929

>>75630064
They're a school or family trip away from Barnet or Havering, where they can see all kinds of wildlife and benefit immensely.

The problem is the London meme. Make it more viable for people to live and work comfortably outside of that city, and house prices can relax. People in London are obsessed with London, that's why they pay every penny they earn to live in a grotty little shoebox. Can't imagine falling for it myself, but those people see no alternative.

>>75630494
*raises paw*

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>>75630470
BT fucked it by turning off SD on freeview

>>75630491
no

>>75630494
same shit as LE TRUMP PRAISE KEK LELELELE

>>75630494
same reason plebs voted for are nige desu

and pooreshitdent toilet bog fart

>>75630511
It's on 115 in the Huuuuuuuud

>it's a "mum and dad try to marry you off to some ugly jewish girl" episode

reee fuck off

>>75630444
Nah corbyn would tell you filters are state owned and you can rent one from your local state tobacconist, or encourage you to recycle by smoking a butt off the ground. Then he'd go and cash out some of his £137,000 a year salary.

leftypol benders OUT

>>75630417
not a normie

>>75630539
Bog yes, but everyone who voted UKIP did it because they wanted the UK to leave the EU first and formost

>>75630532
SHADILAY BROTHER

>>75630546
>Not going along with it so your children get maternal Jewishness and can join the chosen people

>>75630546
images

post hollister-core

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu3ea9uLsN0

>>75630544
It won't find the channel even when I retune

A

>>75630564
t. quintessential normie

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WTF

leftypol benders IN

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kot

>>75630579
ahahahaahaahahhahahahhahaaha

chinny wabs

N

>>75630556
yeah and mummy may would tell you filters are contraband, put you on a list, and send you to the national naughty corner concentration camp for a good spanking

Who /centrepol/ here?
Discord when?

>>75630619
:(

>>75630504
looks polish

I

*YAAAAAWN*
is the man kicking ball over yet?

>>75630639
we're all in the irc x

>>75630667
Why? So you can have our undivided attention again?

>>75630667
half time

M

M

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>£1,450 per month in Islington, absolute fucking steal

>>75630681
Giz a link

>>75630593
i'm honestly not desu

>>75625003

>>75630667
Half time nerd

>>75630692
yes. my gimmicks require your full attention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSn5bpEfuO8

>you won't go on a fun day out with two korean qts

E

Just sent out my postal vote for the Lib Dems

>>75630708
radcenpol
foonetic

currently planning another raid on these chumps

>>75630705
was going to laugh but then i saw the ethnic londoners in your picture and realised it must be real

wew

doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vhahHg0FNo

footballs for gays

british civil war when

>>75630744
sounds like smartphone advertisement music

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rorkes and neoliberals out, this is a corbynbloke general

manga?

>>75630719
you literally are for the reasons i've said multiple times and can't be arsed to do so again

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>>75630752
should have gone postal for jez

>>75630767
Good thing I watch soccer :3

Lancastrian? Nah, Prestonian through and through.

>>75630777
this but unironically

>>75630788
i'm honestly not though desu, wish i was

>>75630802
ffs rosy just crop that repulsive mug already so I can wank in peace

>>75630777
literally this

A

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>when people say birmingham is part of the black country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8

>wmbf

good lad

>>75630826
t. has sex regularly and uses dating apps

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>>75630817
BEHOLD THE NORTHERN POWERHOUSE

>>75630727
did i say you could reply to me yank? *karate chops you on the top of your head, cleaving your skull in twain*

>>75630849
#bleachright is the future

NIME

>>75630858
don't have sex regularly and downloading an app doesn't make you a normie

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>>75630859

you can fedora me, you can t. me, you can @ me, but you will NEVER break my spirit

Business Idea: Get Inspector Gadget style telescopic prosthetic legs, and use them to dominate the sport of football, attacking anyone who complains as "ableist."

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FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID IT

AND ITS CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT

THAT HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN

HE REMAINS AN ENGLISHMAN

>>75630884
If you even have a smartphone you are critically normie tier.

75630884
>don't have sex regularly
doesn't matter still a normie
and using that kind of app absolutely does make you a normie

>>75630901
East German aesthetic

>>75630901
Have they finally gotten around to demolishing it? Was still there last time I was at home.

nowt wrong with normies 2bh

>>75630901
Wew

One too many adverts on this footie stream.

Going back to my video games.

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Are they talking about you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40118317/while-we-work-hard-others-are-xbox-bums

>>75630802
COR BLIMEY

>>75630954
It's a listed building now. They're doing it up, looks a bit better.

>>75630929
pretty low bar for being a normie desu, i could say you're a normie for sending pictures of your willy to sershlad

>>75630971
they looks like a couple of benders

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How will radical centrunts recover?

>>75631013
oh boy what a zinger

>>75631013
is that an insult? besides flour, that's patrician

>>75631013
mad to think that the radical centrist meme has already taken off and is upsetting SJWs

>>75630289
Same x

>>75631013
de_stroyed

>>75631013
>favorite
FOY

>>75631013
Pathetic

>>75631013
holy shit didn't know radical centrism was a normie meme

>>75631013
>favorite
>color
Bet she's southern.

why are urban areas in britain so sterile compared to japan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVj8yg9ZVMA

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London independence when? The rest of the country are thieving runts.

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I am 25 years old and am going to spend £110 on this Lego

>>75630971
But old people are the ultimate scroungers

might go on a big bike ride tomorrow lads
>>75631052
please be in chester

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>when people say birmingham is part of the north

*mugs you at gunpoint*

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thoughts?

>>75631093
Hope it brings you hours of fun.

>>75631093
good lad

>>75631108
N-no Gloucester lad

>>75631091
planning law

>>75631093
Go for it.

>>75631093
are you going to use it as a big arse dildo?

>>75631110
>stupid accents
>poor, ugly, post industrial wasteland
>full of pakis
certainly sounds like the north to me

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>radical centrunts

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anyone want to do a /brit/ meet at grimsby train station?

>>75631127
Me in the top left flat

>>75631093
no worse than buying video games

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*blocks your settler*

>>75631162
looks nice

>>75631172
top lad

>>75631172
Wish the EU was communist desu

>>75631141
didnae read

Friendly reminder that Northumberland is the true north

>>75631162
fingered a bird in that phonebox on the right during the great shagging spree of 09

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>>75631127
looks nice

love brutalism
love pints

simple as

>>75631172
>neoliberalism is communism
what planet are rorkes on

love willies up my arsehole
hate tits

simple as

>>75631141
did a Canadian make this?

doing some stinky soft and quiet farts

>>75631162
fingered a lad in that phone box on the left

>>75631127
>prams where the kid is facing outward like he's watching a first person shooter
Why? Surely the kid would prefer to look up at their smiling, reassuring mum.

>>75631172
>today's communists are blue
>wears a blue suit

Hmmmm really makes you think

>>75631252
bit gay

>>75631154

could do but what if one of the modules snap off inside?

>>75631259
bit gay

>>75631093
good goy

>>75631162
got fingered by a fat lad in one of those phone boxes

>>75631139
come to chester then x

Just had the first poo after two days of no poo and it was a huge, dry and it really hurt coming out.

where's the fake madrid?

>>75631252
Please be in the south west

baby i don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight

>>75631082
chips n gravy with your heroin mate? oh yes please extra coal dust in me gravy, thanks. alright stir it all in with t' scrap metal. bloody loovely is that bloody loovely it is, bloody loovely. that's it, that's one of the best heroins of the day, better go home warm up me chips n gravy get ready for the mines

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>>75631231
brutalism is vile stop being edgy

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/5waw0e/facesitting_guys_do_you_prefer_a_girl_sit_on_your/
getting erect from this thread

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the rambling gf

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>>75631292
pls be in canters

>>75631196
>unironically playing Civ 6

>>75631280
bit gay

hm that girl keeps posting varg and PJW

>>75631310
cute smol greggs :3

>>75631181
Shit, that reminds me. I have to buy and get good at a heavily modded version of Silent Hunter 3.

Take it easy lads.

>>75631283
too far away desu x

>>75630859
I regularly go to Preston and I have to say, the station is comfy

>>75631288
it's called atletico

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>>75631310
>we can win city of culture

>>75631320
would you succ me off if i were?

>>75631343
who

>>75631196
>civ 6
>not civ 4 + realism invictus
*declares war*

>>75631311
>facesitting
not on mummy may's wwatch!

>>75631343
i wonder...

>buying games with drm

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Just wanked to Princess Chelsea... without paying

>>75631352
meet halfway in brum? x

>>75631381
>civ 4
>not victoria 2
state of you lads

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nothing wrong with brutalist architecture

>>75631370
;)))

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>>75631013
Bread is quite good, water is seriously underrated as a beverage, white is a good choice in certain situations, and I don't listen to music

>>75631404
off to the gulag

>>75631404
frogposters are subhumans

>>75631416
Alri' for u sweetie xx

>>75631364
are jan

love brutalism hate corbusier

Yanks are the biggest rorkes.

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>>75631162
not for £50

Rorkes are the biggest yanks.

>>75631385
thats why im voting labour xx

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Me with the long hair.

(no homo)

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DEVIL FINGER
*prods you incessantly*

>>75631416
>>75631457
both youse meet in my bum ;) x

RORKES ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 40% (-6)
LAB: 39% (+5)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+2)

(via @Survation / 03 Jun)

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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871090909114490881

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 40% (-6)
LAB: 39% (+5)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+2)

(via @Survation / 03 Jun)

OH MY GOOOOOOD

>>75631515
cuck

>>75631546
pics

>>75631533
N E E D a Shimakaze-kun bf

>>75631546
;) alri'
>>75631533
PLEASE BE IN THE SOUTH

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>>75631554
>>75631556
SHE'S FINISHED

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>>75631554

>>75631541
remember the one where the boys nan pretended she was dead then he'd start crying

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the only good looking commie

>>75631556
tighter than a virgins arsehole desu

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 40% (-6)
LAB: 39% (+5)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+2)

(via @Survation / 03 Jun)

you stupid fucking fascist cunts are going to look so fucking stupid

Every method of polling we have in this country vastly over-inflates the left-wing vote. It happens in literally every election

need to take Higuain off

>>75631593
shit meme

fuck off leftypol

>>75631608
she's 14 btw

stop posting her

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>Westminster voting intention:

>CON: 40% (-6)
>LAB: 39% (+5)
>LDEM: 8% (-)
>UKIP: 5% (+2)

>(via @Survation / 03 Jun)

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>the only good looking commie

>>75631554
>>75631556
nice

it will be a very interesting election

>>75631608
trotsky was a cute boy :3

>>75631614
You sound like such a fucking sneering cunt. I hope nobody turns up at your funeral, and I hope you make that funeral happen ASAP.

>>75631614
Polls have been adjusted for the 'shy Tory' effect this time. It'll still be a more comfortable win than polls suggest though I reckon.

>via @Survation
In the bin

>>75631640
miss slaggy non-tattoo rosy desu

polls mean nothing

>>75631640
>commie

She's a capitalist now

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>You sound like such a fucking sneering cunt. I hope nobody turns up at your funeral, and I hope you make that funeral happen ASAP.

shit of get off the pot

>>75631556
SCREAMING

>>75631614
It's just because young people moan on the internet but then can't actually be arsed to vote.

>>75631657
alri corbyn what you doing in norway ahaha

I'M SO DRUKN XD

>>75631633
everything she posts is alt-rihgt racist shite

>>75631655
Good lad

>>75631172
EUROPA DELENDA EST

>>75631744
neck yourself

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

>>75631660
It's fundamentally harder for pollsters to reach conservative voters than it is for them to reach leftists. Conservatives are more likely to be old, at home, not online, not keen to talk to strangers and not keen to share their voting intention. Even with adjustments the polls will still over-represent the left. They thought they'd fixed it after 2015 but then the referendum surprised everyone again

Shit, lads. It's happening

>>>/pol/128310899
>>>/pol/128310899
>>>/pol/128310899
>>>/pol/128310899
>>>/pol/128310899

Reminder that I shall be voting SNP and no one can stop me

>>75631777
ingen bryr sig

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>>75631554
>>75631556
WORKERS OF THE WORLD STATUS: UNITED

https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs

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>>75631786
SOON

>>75631786
fuck off and stay on your board

>>75631196
Want to tickle his Mustache

>>75631786
Fuck off back to /pol/ and stay there

business idea: shake the magic money tree and give the poor more wage rises

*wins the champions league*

THAT, WAS A GOAL

>>75631822
tickle this

*squats naked over your face*

>>75631797
rasheed

>>75631848
Hello nigger

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>>75631728

Business idea: unite the proletariat of the world

>>75631882
>>75631882
>>75631882
>>75631882
>>75631882

ORB poll just came out

CON 45 (+1) LAB 36 (-2) LD 8 (+1) UKIP 4 (-1) OTH 7 (+1)

willy

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Hate that greasy cheating cunt tbf.

AND ANOTHER

>>75631899

>>75631899

>>75631899

>>75631895
what the fuck is up with these polls