Criminals of /int/

>>75629793
Are you starving desu? Oh I hope you're okay. Come to USA and you can have all my fast food left overs.

>>75629793
Forgot to say:
1. USA
2. An African American was stepping on my shoes and throwing salsa at me, so I elbowed him multiple times in the face and I almost got arrested over it.

>>75629870
I read that as "so I disemboweled him"

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Only minor stuff like road law violations and blazing da kush.

>>75629793
>Bilad Al-Freedom
>Defrauded HUD for a year
>>75629947
Same

>>75629793
yeah. theft (real and virtual), breaking in, arson, stabbing and other physical assault, trafficking narcotics... goodboi points are negative

>>75629793

Asspain

Yes, I seek south american families in the neighborwood and steal their gold while they are out.

Brazil
I've been framed by the police a few times. Had to stay in jail for 2 years.

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>>75629822
Nah, I'm middle class. i was just a little bit hungry and didn't feel like paying it.
I stole one of those in pic related

>>75629870
>stepping on my shoes and throwing salsa at me
what the fug? why was he doing that?

>>75629963
are you posting shitty memes ironically?

>>75630009
really? expand on that.

>>75630061
theft as in piracy? i've done that as well.

>>75630130
story time

>>75630174
>theft as in piracy?
no theft as in i stole peoples tech, like laptops and phones etc.
also digital stuff like game accounts etc.

>>75630222
That's nasty, bro.
Rough upbringing?

>>75630174

There's something for you to ponder in the late hours.

>>75630276
not exactly. "middle class" or whatever. just enjoy the adrenaline i guess.

>>75629793
>Cunt
Flag

>Crime
Pirating
Tax evasion
Stealing from a government intuition
Drifting
Speeding
Illegal vehicle modifications
Underage drinking (for the burgers out there)
Converting a semi-auto firearm to fully automatic

>>75629793
Took a shit in a swimming pool in Spain

>>75630308
You disgusting normie.

>>75630347
Have you ever been caught by the police?

>>75630366
The only ones I oppose here is tax evasion and steling from the government.

>>75630432
Me too. It was awful.

Only piracy

>>75629793
Poaching
illegal drugs
tax evasion
underage drinking
illegal weapons
street racing
street drifting
document forging

>>75630366

>Converting a semi-auto firearm to fully automatic

cool desu

>>75630461
>Have you ever been caught by the police?
no. my only encounters with the police have been associated with taking a piss into some poor guys pickup truck after running over cars smashing the windows and houseparties that went too wild and loud

>>75630366
>Illegal vehicle modifications
what would that be

>>75630461
In Spain? Nice

1. Ru
2. Buying weed and also shoplifting as a kid (a couple of times)

>>75630574
Nah, I've never been outisde of Brazil.

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>>75629793
1. Germany
2. I pirate music and visit illegal movie streaming websites.

>USA
>Bought drugs off DNM and sold them in high school

I never got caught and now I'm straight edge.

>>75630505
>Poaching
Shot ptarmigan out of season
>illegal drugs
did E
>tax evasion
meh yeah
>underage drinking
Started drinking when I was 16
>illegal weapons
Automatic knife
>street racing
I smoked some civic in a BMW
>street drifting
I did some mad skids in a bmw
>document forging
I sent the customs forged bills for some things

>>75631050
>Automatic knife
Why do you need a knife?

>BMW
Are you rich?

>>75631155
>BMW
>Are you rich?
bmw is bydlo tier car in europe

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>>75631155
>BMW
>Are you rich

>>75631291
Really?
Only the bourgeoisie own BMWs here in Brazil.

>>75631393
Stop it, germoney.

>>75631393
>>75631291
Not him, but BMW only sell luxury cars in Brazil, like Ferrari

>>75631493
>luxury cars in Brazil, like Ferrari
You telling me you don't get the shitty 318 or 118?

>>75631492
>>75631493
it's not the car itself, don't get me wrong. bmw is a fucking beast, but the people most likely to buy one are the bydlo who like to go fast and crash a lot, or organ donors as the doctors like to call them

i murder my grandad 2 days ago

>>75631155
>Why do you need a knife?
to look cool
>Are you rich?
>1996 E36 328
>expensive

>>75631584
>You telling me you don't get the shitty 318 or 118?
>318
ahh yes
You can get them for like 1000-1500 usd or less

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>>75631584
No.

>>75631586
>organ donors as the doctors like to call them
AYYYY

>>75631623
>to look cool
really? brah...

>>75629793
i also used to steal candies when i was like 10, glad i never got caught

>minor drug sales in HS (weed only)
>possesing and using a fake ID
>minor vandalism

that's about it, Imma good boi who dindu nuffin

>>75631806
>minor vandalism

why do you guys do this?

>>75631718
Someday people will know the truth and you'll finally pay for your deeds, mark my words

>>75629793
Rules are meant to be broken

>>75631704
Yeah
bought it from dhgate for 15$

Nothing serious,just stuff like
Dude weed lmao
Drunk driving
Underage drinking
Vandalism
Breaking in to an abandoned house

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>>75631659
My friend back at uni had one like this. I kinda liked it tbqh, comfy when we had long rides and the engine was a beast

>>75631845
>be young
>be drunk
>be stupid

that's about it

>>75630123
Old habits die hard tío.

>>75632123
>e32
noice

>>75631591
Story? Wew

>>75629793
Only torrenting

Sweden
Murder

Mexico
Just a beheading or two every now and then

I was in a fight, well, it was me assaulting him.
he had a broken nose, a broken cheek bone, 4 front teeth missing and bruises all over his face.

I didn't go to jail but spent 300 hours of community service, cleaning up streets, parks and open air markets.

Brazil
Sopa de macaco

>>75629793
I was in a bus. I had to pay 11 lemps for a ride, I only had 10 in my wallet.

>>75632416
?

>>75632512
>it was me assaulting him.
what? why? that's wrong

Piracy, dine and dash, shop lifting.

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>>75630174
>Friend buys some old traphouses in the hood for like 100K each
>Pay appraiser to appraise them at like 300K
>A certain "civil rights leader" in Chicago with a bullshit non-for profit applies for HUD money to convert these shitholes into "low income housing" for the needy
>Bank makes insured loans and everyone walks away with 1 million insured bucks to split
>Make some goons up the place and Mr. Jack tells the bank they can't meet the terms and walks off Scott free

Fun times

>>75630461
They got plenty money already

>>75630512
If the any cops find out I'm screwed big time

>>75630536
Increasing engine power

>>75630174
sopa
de
macaco
uma
delicia

>>75629793
I once accidentally walked out of a store with a can of soup in my pocket without paying for it. Don't rat me out.

Bunch of innocent street fights.

Nothing serious.

>>75630174
When I was in middle school we used to steal from supermarkets for fun. We often had the cash to buy stuff, but paying for things isn't exciting!

>>75633733
Against refugees?

>>75634330
don't think dutchcucks have the balls to stand up to them

>>75629793
>1. Your country
>2. Have you ever commited a crime?
Spain
yes.

basically cybercrime..i had my own spamming botnet and won 1000€/month and some scamming webpages

>>75629793
finland
yes

>>75634912
Stand up to refugees? They live in open prisons with 8 in a room here.

>>75629793
>england
>arson
>selling cannabis
>assault
>carrying a large knife

>>75629793
>Burgerstan
>possession of weed, acid, shrooms, DMT, 4aco, etc.
>underage drinking
>trespassing
>vandalism
>piracy
>various traffic violations
Never got caught for anything except a speeding ticket once

>>75633044
>Increasing engine power
that's illegal?
like how

>>75629793
I shoplifted some chewing gum when I was 6

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