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star wars caused the collapse of the USSSR edition
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>>75628241
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daily reminder that:

a) thatcher did nothing
b) reagan was a crook with good domestic economic ideas who supported latin american militias whomst quite literally raped american nuns
c) it doesn't matter if a girl has big or small tits as long as she's not fat and has a nice ass
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i love you, anonymous!!
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Let's say you fall in love with a girl but her vagina is kind of gross and beefy. Would you still marry her?
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>>75628270
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th for Democrat brainlets saying Reagan almost started WW3 and then saying that he had nothing to do with the collapse of the USSR
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first for soft pussy
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the gf
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>>75628316
>no dick
lol no
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>>75628316
yeah
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>military exercises that tricked the Soviets into going to Defcon 1 isnt almost starting WW3
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>>75628316
Yeah, then just pay for surgery to get it fixed if it's too gross
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>>75628303
HW was a better president than Reagan
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>>75628268
And a different sperm cell almost beat out you into your mothers egg but(unfortunately) instead you were born. Just like instead of WW3 Reagan's policies helped end the USSR and the threat of nuclear war, say your welcome next time you don't have to worry about a nuclear weapon crashing down on your head you're walking down the street
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>a routine military exercise that wasn't properly reported in the Soviet Union is Reagan's fault
imagine being this much of a brainlet
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Thomas Jefferson believed there would be an all out race war in American, and he believed the blacks would win.
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>>75628468

what does any of that have to do with what I said
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>HE ALMOST CAUSED WW3
Yeah, but he didn't. What he did instead is help end the USSR.
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>>75628510
Maybe that's why he kept breeding that one negress.
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>>75628510
Thomas Jefferson lived in a majority black state. There are no majority black states now
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STOP FUCKING OR ILL SHOOT
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>>75628512
I was thinking the same thing when I was reading your posts. Just say "Thank you President Reagan!" next time you don't have to worry about nuclear winter
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>what does any of that have to do with what I said
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>>75628558
suck my nipples loser
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>>75628510
Tocqueville thought there would be as well but he also thought as an alternative that everyone would become mixed(which is more likely)
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>>75628588
Nuclear winter is a meme, they drastically overestimated the combustibles that would be consumed
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heels are pretty
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Democrats dislike Reagan because of his party affiliation. If he was a Democrat, they would call him the second coming of Christ.
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>>75628558
how about i fuk u bby
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i'm actually enjoying the brainlet wojak pic, tbqh
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my time is almost up

once it gets to 100% it will all be in the past
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>>75628642
I've only ever heard this from 4chan posts, in fact a lot of the stuff I see people say here is just repeated facts from other threads
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>i'm actually enjoying the brainlet wojak pic, tbqh
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>>75628723
Peer reviewed research is for brainlets.
Intelligent 4chan posters don't need facts to back up their statements. All they need is people on 4chan agreeing.
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>>75628723
It's in the wiki article about nuclear winter iirc, probably why everyone keeps saying the same thing.
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legit not drinking for at least two weeks
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>>75628241
>star wars caused the collapse of the USSSR
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Applied as a Barista at starbucks

what am I in for
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>>75628648
They think that Carter was even though he didn't do a fucking thing

>>75628723
They link it on wikipedia iirc

Counter value strikes might induce a nuclear winter but no one does counter value now
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>>75628776
B
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>>75628776
delete that image from your computer
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>>75628792
That's exactly what they praise him for.
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>>75628784
I was one for a year in college. Would've quit earlier but I was working with a lot of cute girls who I liked being around
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>>75628784
ur gona be given a booklet held together with rings, each small square of a page is a recipie for a drink and there's like 70 pages. you have to remember all lf these in ~2weeks and if you lose the booklet they'll charge you something like $150

they'll probably fire you soon if you cant remeber enough or just cant make drinks fast enough, depending on how busy it is when you work and how many applications they have lying around
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Fool me one time shame on you
Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you
Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs
Load the chopper, let it rain on you
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>>75628861
How difficult is it on a day to day basis?

>>75628916
I'm not doing anything for the summer and I'm decent at memorization so it's not that big of a deal for me
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>>75628951
I think it's a pretty terrible job tbqhwyf
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>>75628929
Hi mikoto
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>>75628974
Care to specify?
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>>75628982
You mean Makita?
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>>75629049
>>75628982
akarin?
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>Play Wolfenstein: The Old Blood on a high end pc
>Runs good but looks like a PS3 game
>Don't realize until chapter 2 that there's an actual graphics options menu and that I've been playing up until then on medium settings
Fuck me I'm dumb
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Not letting you use this pic, asshole
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>>75629017
Every time one of those meme "secret" drinks comes up, people will annoy the shit out of you for them and start yelling when you tell them they're not real. It gets really fucking busy sometimes, and you're gonna have to work nonstop a lot of time. This won't be true for everyone, but my manager was a cunt and the biggest part of why I left.
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>>75629115
>>75629157
Hvad laver du herinde?
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>>75629179

he's roleplaying
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>>75629171
>Every time one of those meme "secret" drinks comes up, people will annoy the shit out of you for them and start yelling when you tell them they're not real.
>tfw I remembered the time my friend asked the girl for a McGangBang at McD's
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>>75629179
He's a proxy for sure
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>>75629135
>playing swedekike propaganda

americans truly are the best goys
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>>75629171
Yeah I've grown thick skin from working at shitholes like McDonalds already so that's not too big of a deal.

And I like a job that keeps me busy, makes the time go by faster. Though hopefully the manager isn't a cunt like you said.
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>>75629234
oh. I thought he was a true dane enjoying the company of north americans
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NATO needs to be disbanded
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>>75629335
you need to be disbanded
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*disbands NATO*
Sorry Latvia
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*rebands NATO*
the us would never abandon our friends !
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WW3 when
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*dissolves US*

welp
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*redisbands NATO*
nothin personnel kid
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Nobody tell Trump Canada isn't paying it's fair share of NATO.
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Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland should join the US
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*disbands all countries*

world peace forever
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>>75629472
lol, no. Keep those faggy continentals on their side of the atlantic
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*snitches on Canada*
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completely forgot this scene existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n86gOQhrGtA
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>>75629487
*exterminate human race*
world peace
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Internet is out

Sent from my iPhone
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>>75629492
>continentals
>lives on the mainland of a continent himself

???
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>>75629487
*creates a rupublic with Fortune 500 CEOs as parliament*
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>>75629527
thanks for the update friendo
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I HAVE TO TAKE A FAT FUCKING SHIT BUT I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE DIARRHEA BECAUSE I FEEL IT BURNING MY ASSHOLE SO I DON'T WANT TO

FUGG
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>>75629535
that's the joke
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>>75629590
damn, you sure he's not puerto rican?
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>>75629654
I'm not sure you're not puerto rican
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>Sent from my phone
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>>75629693
Me neither, but I don't want to give (((23andme))) my DNA. What do I do?
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officially a domino's employee
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>>75628804
Is it scary for you?
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I beat the stinky chinkies, now what should I do buds?
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>>75629729
Welcome to Cici's!
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>>75629729
Making or delivering the za?
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>>75629771
>moigolid
destroy they're cunt
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>>75629801
delivering ofc
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Is this tru
http://www.rense.com/general67/hackerfeelsUSnavyhas.htm
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>Poo links
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>>75629819
Your car will forever smell like pizza, but have fun anon
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>>75629824
bet he got drumpf into office
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>>75629914
He is locked behind spoons in uk
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>>75629819
Do you think you will get to fuck a woman who can't pay for her pizza?
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>>75629878
probably wont mind desu

>>75630001
i'm taken I don't CHEAT
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>>75630033
good on you anon!
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>>75630033
Looser
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watched the koe no katachi movie last night and it was pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEMP0sRgbO8
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>>75630033
Let's see the missus then
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>>75630001
Who orders a pizza and can't pay for it? Everything is online and tells you the total before you order it

What a dumb bitch
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Going to write a modern day Dante's inferno based on current events and figures
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>>75630188
According to my extensive study of American culture this phenomena is quite common
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>>75630185
there's a pic of her floating around here somewhere
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The pizza delivery boy's gf
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>>75630321
Oh it's that anon
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>>75630377
and what does THAT mean exactly
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>>75629771
play a man's game like Vicky2
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NEED a mormon bf
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>>75630391
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>>75628303

1.) nothing wrong with killing commies
2.) flat is a crime
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I'm high and idk what to do
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>>75630447
hai ;3
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i'm hai as the skai
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>>75630447
mormon bf wouldn't be GAY lol retard
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>>75630624
*glomps*
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>>75630321
She looks like aids skrillex
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>>75630691
UwU
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>>75630676
Neither would a Catholic but here I am

>>75630624
Hey
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>>75630701
that chick is so uncannily similar to him, its creepy
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Making a homemade pizza rn ama
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>>75630701
Holy shit, it all makes sense now. That's why she looked so familiar
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got matched with some brunette basic bitch on tinder...
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fuck reddit
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I've also posted my (ex) gf on here before
People weren't very nice
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>>75630725
post tummy
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>basic bitch
please return to leddit fucking cretin
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>>75630829
No
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I have never gotten a match on tinder
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non/cum/ flags are always weird
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I have gotten matches on tinder but never any responses
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>please return to leddit fucking cretin
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>>75630855
Neither have I but I never used it
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>>75630827
I only posted one picture because I know any and every picture will get saved by someone and stay on the internet forever
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I have never even used Tinder
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>>please return to leddit fucking cretin
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>>75630878
really? I always thought there were so many whores on there that everyone gets laid
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>>75628430
I agree with this statement.
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>>75630900
me neither

seems boring
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>play a man's game like Vicky2
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>>>please return to leddit fucking cretin
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>>75630981
You're only saying that because you know you can't get laid with it
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>>75630900
I don't know what most of these apps are anymore. All I know is snapchat maybe is the one where you send pictures that delete themselves after a bit.
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>>>>please return to leddit fucking cretin
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How do we stop the rampant degeneracy of /cum/?
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>>75631047
poor kid
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>>75631015
>even trying to cheat
no thx
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>>75631065
You don't.
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>>75631065
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i genuinely think canada is the best country on earth desu
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>>75631257
i dont
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>>75631257
cuck
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>tfw the US could have been Euroindo paradise but the Jews fucked it up by killing all the Indians and importing blacks
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>>75631257
despite my disagreement i respect your opinion and am happy you enjoy living there
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>>75631304
could you be a bigger faggot?
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>>75631392
probably
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>>75631304
kys runt
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>>75631392

He could be Conwayanon
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I don't think that America is the best country in the world, I know that it's the best country in the world
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i do like mcdonalds
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>>75631278

That'd be pretty cool. Why do the blacks and jews have to ruin everything?
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>tfw walked in on my dad jerking off to porn
I hope he didn't notice
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>>75631529
whos that
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>>75631615
>im dumb for not knowing some dutch words

lol k
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Taught the religious girl in my classroom what "basic bitch" means lmao
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>>75631569
Probably because it's not as convenient at this moment
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What is /cum/'s age?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13105582
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>>75631663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEisr0uwPQo
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>>75631724
She's asleep
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tatars did nothing wrong
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f
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>>75632016
rip
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I like candy like I like a cock up my ass
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>17 or lower
go the fuck away please
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>>75632122
post ass
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buncha 19 year old fagbags
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Just turned 18.
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me on left
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Vote Conservative
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*kisses the USA*
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dont vote
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>>75632177
heh
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if you vote conservative you actually believe that souls exist
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>>75632526
f-finland!

not in front of canada!
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Vote Labour
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Voted for myself

We should all vote for ourselves
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>>75632605
You're my boyfriend now, your ex can suck Mexico for all she likes.
*kisses you again"
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Drove to the pet store. Hit 80 km/h on a multilane road.

Fucking pimp ass baller coming through guys. Going to shit on this driving test.
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Love cock
hate vagina
simple as
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lib dem surge
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>>75632757
jus b urself
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>tfw your indian(poo in loo) and filipino co-workers were discussing the muslim problem and came to the conclusion that "killing them all including the children" was the only option

Is multiculturalism the ultimate meme?
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>that one time Pawn Stars endorsed Trump at a rally and the media never discussed it
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I have no interest in "thicc" women.
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>>75632808
poo-in-loos and island chinks are underrated
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>>75632824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PabSICNepSQ
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>>75632760
unironically this
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>poo-in-loos and island chinks are underrated
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This is what a real woman looks like.
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although i didn't find any cars to practice parellel parking on today... oh well, i still have a like 2 weeks to get better at it.

captcha: POLICE Cuming
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>>75632969
last time i parallel parked was the driving test
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>>75632727
so assertive~
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*fucks the bf*
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>>75632996
this desu
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>>75632996
>>75633067
I've done it a couple times. But I want to get to the point I'm really comfortable with everything so the test is easy.
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why do political parties exist?
why can't everyone be alone?
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never had to parallel park
>>75632969
you could use cones or boxes or something
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just took 45 minutes to get down the hill and buy a sandwich

fucking AC transit
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>>75633140
Probably because it would cause their shadow-parties to be extremely untransparent
Plebs like to root for teams anyways
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r8 my pizza

was tasty
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might get three female roommates next semester

worried this might be a bad idea
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>>75633220
>not circular enough
>putting salad on it
7.89/10
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>>75633243
what's wrong with you
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>>75633292
sounds terrible
maybe u can fug one before she gets pregnant and drops out
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>>75632996
Same here almost 10 years ago, I tried it once since then but fucked it up and drove away in shame before anybody could see me fuck it up again
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>>75633292
It is
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>>75633347
>>75633380
how do i get out of this

they want to meet me on skype tomorrow

i don't have a skye
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THICC
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*tunnels in front of your gf*

has Elon said anything recently? haven't checked his twitter and shit today.
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>>75633296
fake news
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>>75633421
what's so great about his tunnels
boring machines have existed for a while now doing work
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>>75633410
repulsive
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>>75633404
just don't sign the lease
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>>75633421
spacex stream just started a few minutes ago
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>>75633404
It sounds like a lot fun to me, I'll room with them instead
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USA is the chosen partner in marriage for Finland
>autistic Canada will be married to Sweden
>Mexico will be the drunk uncle
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>>75633453
nothing is special about what he's doing, borrowed tbm, shitty tunnel.

what's different is the vision, layers of tunnels, layers and layers and layers.

need a lot of fucking geotechs to do that.
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>>75633465
yes but how do i escape that without being rude or too forward

i dont like confrontation
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>>75633604
>>Mexico will be the drunk uncle
so mexico married to estonia?
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Perfect amount of ass

''Liking anything bigger, consider yourself a nigger''
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>>75633653
do you know them already
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/cum/ is /fum/
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>>75633699
no, i missed the deadline for on campus housing because im retarded and now im trying to find roommates

im really fucked
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>>75633698
strong butts
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*watches spongebob on netflix*
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>he doesnt have seasons 1-4 downloaded on an external HD for viewing at any time

LOLing at ur life
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>>75633777
just watch the 24/7 livestream on youtube

you can discuss it with people of equal sanity to yours
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>>75633760
Are they good looking?
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>>75633760
Why don't you want to room with three qt females? You can read them poetry and have each of them vye for your love
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>>75633604
>lil autistic skinny Finland
>Big fat loud America
BURGERED
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>>75633839
I've always wondered the size of the trains in that series
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Afternoon everybody
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>>75633838
they're normal college girls

>>75633839
thats not going to happen
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>>75633760
the only downside I'm actually aware of is that the bathroom is gonna be a mess or something
At least you'd have a reason to leave your dorm if it's really that bad
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>>75633920
just room with them. how bad could it be?
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>>75633920
You don't know if you don't try
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>>75633920
>normal
bit subjective
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>>75633950
What is this meme? Guys are just as fucking messy, my roommates would throw up in the bathroom and wouldn't clean it unless I yelled at them
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>>75633920
Is the lease just for the term?
You might just deal with it then.
also period smell is absolutely horrid so I hope you get your own bathroom
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>>75634059
its for a whole year
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>>75633896
Is is hot up there, Thomas?

Here it's disgusting
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>>75634040
Girls are worse. When I lived with my girlfriend, our bathroom was a constant fucking mess. I couldn't put anything on the counters because they were covered in her things. Same with every nightstand in the bedroom.
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Don't know what to watch now that I've finished Breaking Bad and caught up on Better Like Mike
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really wanna quit my job desu
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>>75634387
What's your job?
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>>75634379
The wire so you can talk to that other anon here
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>>75634387
cute kittens
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>>75634379

twin peaks
Corner gas
King of the Hill
the super friends(1974)
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>>75634387
business idea: find a better job and then quit your current one
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>>75634314
Those things were appliances right? At least it's not someones inner bowels. I'd think it would be different for girls you weren't in a relationship too since most women will at least attempt to be courteous to strangers while most guys think acting like a pig is acceptable
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>get contacted by a salesforce recruiter
>they want a B.S. in CS (or preferably a masters!?) to be tech support for their API
>only pays 60k in the city
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>>75634387
i went to dunkin doughnuts because you said they gave out free ones but they were out when i got there because it was the afternoon

it was okay though, i bought a coffee
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unironically an australiboo
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>>75634040
just stuff that adds clutter and doesn't really get thrown away
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god bless the united states
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>>75634465
I had guy roommates for a while and they didn't vomit all over everything. Maybe it depends on the guys.
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I have never had roommates or lived with anyone except my immediate family
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>>75634406
dunkin donuts cashier

>>75634459
I've been looking but pretty much any job would be better desu
it's minimum wage so any pay difference wouldn't be too big a deal
I just want a job that doesn't make me feel exhausted every single day
morning rushes kill me

>>75634488
when I clocked out at 11 am we were almost out already
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hate college
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Might watch mad men
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>>75634787
>"These are the best years of your life"
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I feel like I missed out on some essential college experiences by not getting drunk more

I did puke my guys out and almost piss in a bathtub while blackout drunk though
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>>75634864
but that's what they said about high school
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only reason i dont drop out is because i see no alternative
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>>75634985
there was never any evidence she was a janitor
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>>75635042
He*
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>>75634985
Not enough CHI's to be /cum/
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>>75635013
Trade school
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just 45 or so more years until I can retire
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>>75634985
Jalisco's literally one of the best posters to ever be in /cum/
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>>75635092
>people under 50 now
>ever being able to retire
top laff
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>>75635092
Retire from being a neet?
>>75635095
very low quality post
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>>75634787
>>75634864
>Could have found some qt awkward STEM girl to make my gf
>Instead rushed from class to back home
>Got drunk 4 days out of the week
>No single girls where I work
>Already 25
>Most girls my age are probably thots by now or super religious muslims/catholics
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>>75635282
alter boy
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Im making a new one
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two more years left of eng school. going to be fun lads.
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>>75635300
>not converting to Catholicism so you can have eternal life in heaven and also a nice catholic wife
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>>75635389
>>75635389
>>75635389
new
new
new
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>>75635349
By eng do you mean engineering or the future barista degree?
>>75635379
I was confirmed but I stopped caring about religion
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>>75635300
move to south east asia
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