Why don't americans play football (soccer)?

Because we're so daft here that our version of football involves hands more than feet.

because they are fat

we do though

we even have like 6 or more players in bundes

>>75626575
they have a kinda good team though taken into account that nonamerican football isn't in the tops of their favourite sports. I wonder why Canada's football team is so shit I never even heard of it

>>75626575
believe it or not lots of kids play soccer up until highschool and into college. it's a very very popular sport for kids to play at least, but it just doesn't really seem to have a commercial appeal.

>>75628226
I didn't even know we had one either.

>>75626575
Because it sucks ass.

>>75626575
Because it's forbidden to use scooters there

>>75626575
Way too much running for the burger to handle

>>75630823
the only way the french run is backwards

>>75626575
Our women do. And they're pretty good at it too.

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because we have baseball

>>75631394
That's a lot of sharting