Canadian children's television series edition
>canada
>denmark
>americaca
Did somebody say /dk/?
>elasmotherium
another cute video from my baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgRZMY_Asoo
Question to all Americans:
Did your father wear a pair of Air Monarchs at one point in his life?
I've just about had it with these nofap weirdos
They say that during like 7 days of not ejaculating, your testosterone rises, and then sort of falls and evens out. But the "evened out" level is still higher than if you ejaculate every day. So they say you shouldn't jack off (or at least cut down massively) in order to keep your test at a natural decently high level. Okay that makes sense, I guess, but that essentially means that chad, who fucks his gf 2 times a day, has super low test all the time. There may be a psychological difference between sex and jacking off, but there isn't a fucking physical one. Testosterone levels are entirely physiological, not psychological. So why is it ok for normies to have sex all the time, but I can't jack off? There is no difference between cumming in a pussy and cumming in a hand.
>>75614700
ooooh boy there is
busting a nut on asian soles is a whole different story as well
>drank a handsome amount of whiskey last night and fell asleep
How was your friday night?
>>75615022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys7-6_t7OEQ
american culture > european culture
>>75614542
That's my dads gym shoe
off to training again for the last time
forgot to get my bank info last night
>>75615636
please don't go. stay
>>75615779
no danmark
it has to be done
>>75615844
ok... i'm gonna miss u a lot. Please come back as soon as possible.
fucking faggot hour here 24/7
>>75615869
ok
>>75615930
you know what
the DS is actually really fun and I would totally play it in public
>>75616136
are you a virgin?
>>75616136
BING BING
Would it be weird to get drunk and watch movies at 10 am?
It's my weekend and this is what I want to do.
>>75616224
WAHOO
>>75616209
yeah but its ok because I never played the ds except like the very first one as an actual kid, now I've picked up my sister's 3ds and its fun, all the cool kids liked pokemon go and all this other so-called "immature" stuff anyway. what's wrong with maintaining youthfulness?
ive awaken
>>75616554
go back to sleep
>>75616554
*tucks in again*
ok good night
>>75616648
*lies next to you*
hi
piss off
gas yourself
*says an insult*
I have reawakened
piss off
>>75617381
don't post that
>>75617624
it annoys me how the text isn't aligned with the background
it annoys me that you still are here
Never marry or reproduce
if you don't like seeing me, you can leave at any time
wake the fuck up cum
>complains about immigration
>anti-natalist
doing a ponder
>>75618042
unacceptable post
>>75618267
what are you talking about? there aren't any posts like that itt
Hello, /cum/
I hope you had a wonderful day, have a good evening!
>>75618334
Toronto often complains about how his city is overrun with immigrants and told people not to have kids just now
>>75618452
i believe he was referencing the edit of that They Live scene in >>75617624 where it shows a big tittied anime babe, and the text is appended to say "Never Marry and Reproduce" instead of "Marry and Reproduce" like it says in the movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqpFjsMtCb0
Fuck off cuck
>>75618552
and? does that mean its not his opinion?
*listens to a raga while on the loo*
Training is pretty slow buds
Btw Conway has a nice ass, what does he feed that thing? Cock?
>>75618444
TAKE THIS DICK
Think I'm going to make some french toast if I have bread
>>75616876
stfu faggot
>>75619436
Greek cock is gnarly. Not even poland deserves it to be honest. just, like, gtfo already.
>>75619736
and mine?
>>75618972
i think he's just memeing
>>75619772
It's cute!
shit
found a pair of my sister's underwear under my fucking passenger seat in my car
I think it's from some time she was transporting laundry and it fell under there.
it will look like I'm some kind of freak if somebody finds it now though, so I have to get rid of it.
>>75619986
shove it in your back pocket at and throw them at her
>>75619644
stfu faggot
https://youtu.be/h4bGJVGAPNM
The best thing Canada has ever produced
>>75620034
stfu faggot
>>75620216
rude post
stfu faggot
>>75619930
it's big! not cute!
stfu faggot
stfu faggot
>>75620311
stfu faggot
>stfu faggot
stfu faggot
>>75620436
>>75620493
stfu faggot
>>75620543
>>75620506
stfu faggot
My friends having a bbq in a few hours should I go or go to the gym and go for a run? Im conflicted.
>>75620636
>>75620690
stfu faggot
*gives you a boston cream pie*
>>75620690
stfu faggot
stfu faggot
stfu faggot
>>75620736
stfu faggot
terrible thread
>>75621102
stfu faggot
This thead shall be terrible now longer, I have arrived.
>>75621154
thnx canada ^.^
>>75621154
>>75621187
stfu faggot
bet you kiss girls faggot
stfu faggot
dumb stfu faggot poster
>>75621296
stfu faggot
DROP THE BASS
very rude thread buds
terrible thread
>>75621411
>>75621434
>>75621442
stfu faggot
ha gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>75621434
>>75621442
babypost canada
stfu faggot
>>75621523
>babypost
https://youtu.be/44nDLsVeqbE
OFFICIAL
THREAD
THEME
>>75621645
stfu faggot
Fun fact.
They call them faggots because, when they use to burn witches at the stake, they thought gays were below even witches and would instead burn them with the sticks/kindling because they weren't worth burning at the stake. Hence the term faggot (meaning a bundle of sticks).
stfu faggot
Is demark the new mexico?
post bellies
*invites my gf to /cum/*
Good morning /cum/, time for quality posting to begin again!
Quality post: I like you guys.
real talk i hope you all have a great day today
Virgin police here. Hands up, losers.
Blog post: I watched Friday the 13th (1980) last night. I enjoyed it a lot and would recommend it to others. Very suspensefull, tasteful jumpscares that did not get out of hand and awesome physical sfx.
I might watch part II tonight.
>>75622251
stfu faggot
>>75622438
Nothing to see here officer.. How may I be of assistance?
What did ya'll do last night?
reee I know you're here
>>75622715
fapped
https://youtu.be/Tc8iu0XFUQc
We need a mind control program by the government to get white people to breed.
>Go to training
>head to a bar and grab some latina ass during the juvi vs real match
Choices choices..hmm
>>75622994
>latina ass
>>75622953
just destroy feminism desu
>>75622953
Na, you vermin are everywhere.
>>75623079
Everywhere that's a nice place to live.
Meanwhile darkskins are everywhere that isn't a nice place to live.
Why's this?
>>75623043
T. Kissless CHI-
Oooga booga where the latin wimminz at
I lost my virginity to a mexican anchor baby
I regret it but she basically raped me
Her father hated me because I was white
>>75623141
america is a racialist society with high levels of inequality
>>75622881
Quality activity.
>>75623141
Donald%29Trump%%4Wrong.gif
Ive seen both sides of the coin. You and the apes are both trash.
>>75623265
i regret my first time too
>>75623265
Did you go to counseling?
>>75623385
no lol
do you realize the kind of shit I'd go through if I acted like a victim as a teenage guy getting raped by a girl
75623269
This post smells of identity crisis, self hatred, superiority complex (su·pe·ri·or·i·ty com·plex - noun - an attitude of superiority that conceals actual feelings of inferiority and failure), and blaming wypipo for the failure of subhuman niggers.
Must be the mulatto
>White people
'You can marry anyone'
>black people
''Marry anyone but your own'
>Asians
'Dont dishonor famurry
>Latinos
'Have a big Christian latino family holmes'
>Jews
'Ill sue you if you marry Goyim'
And somehow white trash thinks they are different than niggers
>
>>75623430
If you were raped you owe it to yourself to get help, discreetly or otherwise.
I dated a Mestiza who was really into punk music
Hate:
Commies
Unionized workers
People whomst drive hybrids
>>75623694
At this point if anyone claims to be raped by a girl, theres no helping such weaklings.
>nooo stop protecting my rights as a worker
unions are good
>>75623694
I mean it was like 13 years ago now, I'm over it. There are far worse things that have happened to me in my life.
shall not infringe
>>75623802
If they actually protected the rights of their workers I wouldn't have a problem with them
Going to do some pullups today.
Ladies try to contain yourself.
>>75623850
Go to bed Ryan
>>75623802
>lady at this state office does nothing productive
>refuses to use any new technology costing the state money and productivity
>causes nothing but drama
>complains over everything annoying other employees
>literally not allowed to fire them because of the union
No, unions are a fucking meme. Don't get me wrong, workers should have some rights but unions have too much power in some cases.
I haven't met a single 6+ latina girl that doesnt have kids
>>75623884
stay mad non union cuckboy
>>75623884
Interesting story. My union gives me a lot of benefits and I love them for it.
Unions protected the rights of the workers before
Now they're just corrupt messes
*loads up warcraft*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-bVd9t2XA0
>>75623884
I replied to you but it isn't showing up?!?!
Interseting story. My union gets me a lot of benefits and I love them for it.
>i'm a homosexual
nice meme, litterally impossible because girls exist.
I like my chicken medium rare
>>75623992
>>75624125
I can see your post
>>75623884
This is why the teachers unions need to be disbanded
>>75624154
Don't feel like fucking a gaping wound that never heals, thanks
morning, /cum/dumpsters
>>75624154
i love her
>>75624277
I would prefer that the children of my country receive a good education, this is why I am in favour of funding public schools and paying teachers well.
>Don't feel like fucking a gaping wound that never heals, thanks. No I'd much rather prefer sticking my dick in a literal shithole
>>75624509
I think he is talking about post op trannies, not the female genetalia.
>>75624154
But i literally love dick
>>75624412
We throw more funding at teachers than pretty much anyone in the OECD and it doesn't do any good because the teachers unions keep shit teachers from being fired
Been sitting here at training for three hours doing nothing. Faggots.
>>75624611
You seem to have very strong opions on this matter. I hope the teachers unions of your country receive the reform you believe is required.
>>75624648
What type of training?
>>75624786
They won't. The best hope is to get the students out of those hellholes because at least private workers are held accountable
>>75624412
There is no correlation between pay and trleaching performance in the US. Make it a competitive environment and that will change
>>75624829
Training to become king of cum
>>75624648
Hey Calgary
I don't even have my flags turned on and I can tell who fagway is
>>75624984
Maybe because I like to play memecap for shitposting
Just passed the test for the biggest electrical union around. Got an interview coming up, anyone have any experience with this matter?
>>75624977
Hey whoever you are, Conway I guess
As a libertarian I'm actually starting to like Trump. Pulling out of the paris climate agreement gives him big points in my books
>As a libertarian
>>75625061
Ye
>>75625114
You shouldve just called yourself a cuck, i don't think anyone would have been able to differentiate.
>>75625146
hello me
>>75625160
cucks refer to liberals not libertarians l2meme
>>75625190
I am you as you are me and we are all together
>>75625114
Polluting the environment and getting your smog on my property violates the NAP
>>75625202
>playing politics
Tell me again how you're not a cuck, cuck
>>75625258
Something tells me youre an authoritarian using the word cuck even though you want a big government or religious organization to rule your life
>>75625254
check the libertarian subreddit they're extremely happy about leaving the agreement
>>75625336
Reddit politics boards are always shit
>I go to reddit
>I browse r/libertarian
>libertarian subreddit
>>75625258
a lefty statist false flagging to be an altrighter wow so amusing
>>75625336
Because the accord wouldn't do anything to reduce CO2 emissions even if everyone followed it
>>75625220
You are me as i am you and we are all together
>>75625451
goo goo goo joob
Marry and reproduce (only if you're white)
>>75625481
Shant be doing that
>>75625481
nah to that 2nd one desu
>>75625411
Friend we talked about this yesterday, just read the accord and form your own opinon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Agreement
>>75625411
here's why libertarians are against it
- Global temperature models are highly flawed and rely on a number of unfounded assumptions (see PragerU's videos for more detail - https://www.prageru.com/courses/environmental-science)
- As part of the obligations, the "Clean Power Plan" will cause energy prices to increase by double digits, hitting some states at 25-30%.
- More regulations which entrench existing energy companies and reduce competitiveness (Shell, BP, Chevron, Exxon, and more are supporters of the agreement)
- China release more Co2 then us, assuming "climate change" is true then the onus is on them to reduce first to our level, then we'll talk
>>75625323
Neither
I don't play politics you cuck
>>75625589
Reddit libertarians are fucking retarded if they believe all that
>>75625386
You're posting less than usual, what's keeping you bud?
I'm a bit squeamish about
insects, you see and I
don't fancy touching one.
>>75625584
Even the most optimistic projections don't see it getting more than 3% to the lowest IPCC target
>>75625618
but it's true though
https://www.reddit.com/r/Libertarian/comments/6epd7n/paris_climate_agreement/dic9e6m/
>>75625668
No, and stop using Reddit as a source. Try academic ones
>>75625589
>prager
Stop
>>75625390
>another response assuming im on the other end of the spectrum
Yes...keep playing Goy...just kidding you're a bigger cuck than he is
>In the Paris Agreement, each country determines its own contribution it should make in order to mitigate global warming. There is no mechanism to force a country to set a specific target by a specific date.
Please, do not trust anything Trump says. He is either incompetetent or a master liar. You guys are smart.
>>75625622
I have a life outside the internet you know (haha just kidding)
i love conway. please love me conway
>>75625783
Stop trying to force your values on the rest of the country
every state in the country should have beach body type girls
>>75625835
There aren't any beaches here ;_;
>tfw gun fever
Someday I shall visit the warm sandy beaches of Hudson's Bay
>>75625326
this is retarded you never heard of private roads?
>>75625907
Have you never heard of hyperbole?
The horseshoe theory is real, where it matters most there is essentially no difference between a communist and a libertarian
Told my cousin to fuck off because she said America was a shitty country with no culture
GOD BLESS
>>75625973
I just hate bureaucrats
>>75625989
kys ameriboo frog faggot
>>75626048
wow, that's fucking rude, I feel bad, now
>>75625989
People say we have no culture because ours is everywhere
>>75626044
I think you'll find the board of directors of fortune 500 companies are little better than bureaucrats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E
legitimately good choon
How did you feel when you realized that Trump only pulled out of the agreement because he wants to spite Obama for his achievement and make him feel better about his tiny little hands?
>>75626146
Megacorporations wouldn't exist without the state propping them up
Tfw no btgf
I did no fap for a week to have an extra special fap session and i just had a wet dream last night. Feels like I ate all my veggies and someone else had my dessert for me
>>75626296
I laughed bacause everyone (even the pope) is shitting on him.
>>75626443
too bad she went for the disgusting fake tits
>>75626423
Wet dreams are the best, I haven't had one since I was in middle school though.
>>75626443
now theres a slut
>>75626298
Hmm, yes, please explain how the government props up Fecesbook
Let me put this in spanish for you
¡NO!
>>75626443
She is way more attractive than me, and I can't help but wonder what she would look like with natural face/breasts.
>>75626524
Literal top tier.
>>75626563
nothing natural about that body
you're a porn addicted freak virgin
>>75626093
Yeah that was rude of me sorry. I have autism.
Being that this is an imageboard, post images. No one like you nor really wants to talk to you. So what else do you have to offer?
>>75626724
stale memes
fresh from the cafeteria
>>75626724
>piercings
good lad
>>75626525
>She is way more attractive than me
Are you a f-female?
I'm not sure if I've been had or not, I called comcast and threatened to quit service (I pay $75/month now for 25mn up and down) but I just signed a contract for 100mb up and down for $60.
Donald Trump is a good pres....
>>75627105
how the fuck did reagan have such good approval ratings
>>75627105
dang we were thirsty for that iraqi dick
>>75627180
HADJI'D
>>75627167
Inflation was incredibly high in the late seventies and it slowed down dramatically under his presidency
>>75627105
Despacito.
>>75627167
Then, on March 30, Reagan was shot on the streets of Washington by John Hinckley Jr., and the resulting concern and sympathy helped lift his ratings to 68% by May.
>>75627340
and the margin between the rich and poor was growing, crime was skyrocketing, and we were at our closest point to WW3 since the cuban missle crisis
>>75627167
How the hell isnt higher you mean.
Hello
Hola pendejo
>>75627447
jimmy carter a good o boi
>>75627497
Jimmy Carter was a gun grabbing fuckstick
>>75625150
Finally did my physical test
>>75627447
>>75627447
>and the margin between the rich and poor was growing
But average wealth was still growing, it's not like it stagnated or people became less wealthy. The curb to inflation also alleviated a lot of fears about wealth
>crime was skyrocketing
That's true but it's not like the president had much control over that, it started skyrocketing efor him under Carter. Private prisons, mass incarceration and a larger police force were the only factors that eventually brought it down
>we were at our closest point to WW3 since the cuban missle crisis
Yet the USSR collapsed right after the end of his presidency
Cara shooting a movie with a nigger annoys me way less than bald cara
>I dislike breasts.
Homofags litterally beleive this. How will the ever recover?
>>75627682
did her boob hurt?
LOOK AT IT
>>75627682
explain now how people into futa are gay
>>75627696
This is powerful
And between the margins there are two things to take into account
1)The Reagan years started a era of uber-domination of American companies worldwide, that makes American capitalists way richer than anyone else.
2)The Reagan years were also the start of technological boom, and the disparity between the wages of unskilled workers vs skilled workers started to growth, people with a degree get pay much more than people without em right now, thats a good thing, blue collar jobs shouldnt be encouraged in America.
>>75627651
the USSR collapsed because
A) they were fighting an unwinnable war in afghanistan
b) they actually believed reagan's ludicrous space lazer idea and tried to outspend him(thus also sinking the US into further debt with his defence spending)
c) european countries were already gaining independance (see Poland, Czechoslovakia, and west germany)
>>75627604
Good
>>75627714
well, it's due to the fact that the girls have penises, which is a male genitalia. They therefore have male characteristics and are more "gay" than a girl who has, for instance, a vagina (female genitalia)
>>75627767
>blue collar jobs shouldnt be encouraged in America
yes, what we need is markets being flooded with CS/biology/engineering majors so theres no jobs available
>>75627781
Uh okay? I didnt ask you why it collapsed, don't understand why you guys make random posts like this
>>75627834
>>75627834
Liberals keep saying "Job Creators" as a joke and are always discouraging the creation of jobs, so yeah, this on the left.
>>75627861
the USSR collapsing had almost nothing to do with his presidency, other then the Star Wars program
>tfw no cowtit gf
>>75627709
people are just lashing out at the left the same way the left lashes out at everything they disagree with
won't solve much but since dramabitches will always exist this is an expected reaction
>the USSR collapsing had almost nothing to do with his presidency, other then the Star Wars program
>wanting cowtits
>>75627977
care to prove me wrong?
>>75627916
Don't exactly care about your opinions of how the USSR collapesed, you stated a bunch of random economic and social issues like he caused them all when you didnt even properly understand some of them. It's clear you don't really care about Reagan beyond bashing him
>>75627101
Jesus.
Paying $30 for 120/70mb w/ no cap. Though it's part of a $60 package I get phone and TV on as well, and have haggled it down a couple times.
>>75627916
Except that the USSR only started spending 30% of their state budget on their military once Reagan baited them into trying to outspend the West
>tfw 2 intelligent to discuss about the USSR
>>75627167
Are you kidding?
Look at him talk he could sell anything.
*doesn't jerk off or drink today*
hope you guys aren't degenerates
>wanting korean plastic
>>75628027
you literally said The soviet union collapsed after his presidency like it was thanks to him
>>75628073
Imagine being such a brainlet that you struggle to understand why Reagan was liked
>>75628136
Low T
havign a cup of tea right now
>>75628177
thanks its what i diet for
Gooks being plastic doesn't matter if you don't intend to breed with them
All that matters is that their current state is attractive
>>75628057
Exactly, just imagine if Mondale was president. Democrats would be claiming Trump was a KGB agent or a Manchurian candidate from the USSR
>>75628139
Because you claimed that his polices almost started WW3 like some kind of nutjob when in reality it helped cause the end of the Soviet union and the threat of nuclear war.
daily reminder that:
a) thatcher did nothing wrong
b) reagan was a crook with good domestic economic ideas who supported latin american militias who quite literally raped american nuns
b) it doesn't matter if a girl has big or small tits as long as she's not fat and has a nice ass
>>75628239
it literally did almost cause WW3, you idiot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Able_Archer_83
he's right about the butt thing
>>75628258
>good domestic economic ideas
No one thinks that Reaganomics was a good idea
HW was a much better president desu