Saturday drinking edition
eka menee suomelle
Hello brothers
hello forest and tundra friends
>>75610563
I love drinking. Should cut it down a bit though, but I'm so bored when I don't drink.
Votic sentence of the day:
piäp õikõ krutoi kanamuna tšihuttaa, se niku toppaab
"krutoi" is a Russian loanword, meaning "tough", "strong", "thick"
"tšihuttaa" means "to boil", but Estonian "kihutada" means "to hurry".
Estonian topata/toppama means "to stop", and the Votic "topata" means this too, but also has the meaning of "to create constipation"
So, translated to Estonian it's:
peab õige kõva kanamuna keetma, see nigu paneb kõhu kinni
In English:
"I have to boil a really thick chicken egg, it like creates constipation"
>>75611619
Hmmm yes interesting
>>75610893
Who you calling brother
>>75611791
You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6LcH12jkx4
>>75611808
What are u guys drinking today/tonight?
>>75612347
Nothing, I used to drink a lot of y2k vodka
Estonian demining squad found 1156 unexploded warheads this week while digging through Männiku
>>75612347
water, alcohol is degenerate
Tere päevast!
>>75612759
Päivvast, herrasmie!
>>75612347
Suomi-viina and Lithuanian Classic
>>75612759
>>75612800
Morjenttes vaan
>>75610563
I need one bottle of beer a day
bump
Why is the Finnic branch of the Finno-Ugric family such severe alcoholics? Is it Russian influence, or something else?
>>75615735
Not only a Finnic problem:
http://vehir.hu/cikk/30124-igy-indulunk-el-az-alkoholizmus-utjan
>>75615735
Culture. We were brewing our own ale well before any foreigners came along. Also autism I guess
Relevant
https://youtu.be/yA6SsX9KWjw
Kuulge keeleteadlased, kust tuleb sõna "pomsik"?
>>75616382
>pomsik
Sounds slavic to me.
Do they sell salmiakki koskenkorva in Estonia?
Me when I was 19
>>75616482
Very few Finnish products are sold here. Exepct for Mehukatti which is GOAT
>>75616486
Looks like you were having fun.
>>75616515
Alright. I ask because I know many Finns go to Tallinn for booze and wondered if it was sold there because of them.
>>75616382
Vene keelest.
Б.O.M.Ж. - бeз oпpeдeлённoгo мécтa жи́тeльcтвa 'ilma kindla elukohata' ehk siis 'kodutu'
Me irl
>>75616590
Might be sold somewhere near the harbor in Tallinn. Idk I don't go to Tallinn
>>75616590
Not anymore since it's getting more expensive there as well, Latvia is the new destination.
>>75616234
delet this
>/fug/
what is this? I can't make fun of lithuanians and latvians like this. Whose stupid idea was this general?
>>75617117
Don't worry, /balt/ still exists.
>>75594334
Me when I was 13
>>75613471
You DON'T drink beear
>>75611474
Mis mänguga on tegemist?
>>75612675
Tap water is full of hormones from contraception pills.
>>75618090
Whut
>>75618107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnIZH-zUQH0
>>75618107
When women who are on the pill flush their piss down a toilet, the synthetic female hormones in it inevitably end up in our drinking water via water purification plants because said hormones cannot be filtered out there. Women are essentially ruining the future of mankind because they want to be whores without the consequences.
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=fi&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=fi&ie=UTF-8&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.uusisuomi.fi%2Ftiede-ja-ymparisto%2F52191-hyytava-tieto-e-pillereista-uhka-ihmiskunnan-tulevaisuudelle&edit-text=&act=url
>tfw no north African gf
Hello, /fug/
I hope you had a wonderful day, have a good evening!
>>75618372
Shit... :/ How can I avoid these female hormones? Should I just drink mineral water? But for coffee and tea, how can I make coffee without tap water?
>>75617965
Wabatahtlised.
upload. ee/files/7079599/Wabatahtlised_v1.1.zip.html
Funny story:
There was this Chad at uni who decided to date a nigress (only place u can find them is at unis).
The Estonian women got way too pissed about it. They even started calling them racial slurs.
Lmao women aren't so happy about getting a taste of their own medicine
>>75618372
Glad I don't live in a city.
>>75618945
Why are women even at the unis? Women shouldn't be allowed to study that much.
>>75618980
Rural 4 lyfe
Some bitch just complained to me about smoking.
>>75619762
I had old ladies tell me that being a bum and drinking every day is a bad thing.
I told them my life isn't getting better with women bitching about it.
> Saturday drinking
not xdd
my entire village died because of this
t. dying fug nation
>>75621362
Well fug DDD:
>>75621285
FUG :--DDDDD
Fugg x--Dddd
>>75610608
haha is this fella ok? ecks dee
Every time russians tried to fuck with the mongols they got rekt on an epic scale
>>75621808
Yeah he's just a bit cold
God damn these jews trying to steal my blood again
bois
>>75625414
pojod
Interesting fact about Votic:
"poja" means "boy", "young man". Estonian also has this word, with a very similar meaning.
"pojo" means "boy", "young man", but also "bachelor" (unmarried man).
There's also "poissi", which is a synonym to "poja", and "poika", which means both "boy" and "son".
So this is a difficult translation. "pojo" probably fits best because most of us here are unmarried.
>>75625931
Getting married is the ultimate cuck
What do you guys do when sad?
>>75618729
oh boi, this nice guy again, been chasing him whole day, can everyone pls tell him to fuck off and die, im tired
>>75626125
Get drunk and high as fuck dear s*andi
>>75626168
>s*andi
shadni?
>>75626200
s*andi
>>75626216
Sorry Pekka I don't understand.
>>75626241
suksi vittuun helvetin skandihuora
>>75626125
>>75626284
Ketä äijät, mikä buugi?
Do not answer to s*andi flags brothers.
öki saada rää mölk
onugor tribesman reporting in
Are finnish guys hot?
>>75628055
absolutelly
>>75627738
Üdvözöllek!
Any karelian/sami?
>>75610563
I am part forest Finn.
>>75629199
There was an ethnic Southern Sami here, with a Swedish flag
Having some A.Le Coq atm jtp
Apparently it's brewed in Finland, but its the thought that matters, right? Also it was the cheapest 24-pack I could find in the local supermarket:DD
>>75628717
My type of guy would be
>long hair
>little/nobody hair
>muscles
I realize the meems about finns is that they match the first two nicely but I want to hear directly from finns.
>>75629754
I only have the last part tho
>>75629754
It's a faggot.
>>75629754
>>little/nobody hair
lmao
>>75621780
Saved
>>75618774
Spring water from an uncontaminated source, or you can just buy a reverse osmosis water filtration system.
Ruusssssiiiääääääää
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xJoVCjBUco
>>75629199
Raja-Karjala here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w
Post great music
ameriiikaaaan lämpööö
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAcFEtbTYk
polish faggot hohol hussars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6qnsOrI070
Haluun nussii neekeri huorrrrraaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhDAQW79W8
>>75629811
good start
>>75630306
I know, hard to believe a brazilian wouldn't be attracted to monkeys
>>75632015
What language would be speak?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw
Estonia is Finland
>>75632154
>>75632121
Finno-Ugric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fANJcxwtMvw
>>75632257
fenotipobombay2 vuotta sitten
why all finnish people don't unite with finnland?
Vastaa 1
Piilota vastaukset
Dmytro Baranov
Dmytro Baranov2 vuotta sitten
They are really different. There are only theoretical proves that the Urals languages are from one origin, but they could not understand each other. Compare https://ru.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9F%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B6%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5:%D0%A1%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8_%D0%A1%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%88%D0%B0_%D0%B4%D0%BB%D1%8F_%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE-%D1%83%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%85_%D1%8F%D0%B7%D1%8B%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2
and https://ru.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9F%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B6%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5:%D0%A1%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8_%D0%A1%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%88%D0%B0_%D0%B4%D0%BB%D1%8F_%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%8F%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%85_%D1%8F%D0%B7%D1%8B%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2
Slavic languages look like the dialects of the same language comparing with the finno-ugric ones.
The same is for genetics http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2253976/bin/gr8.jpg
(from http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2253976/)
Lisätietoja
Vastaa
Kolodets1
Kolodets12 vuotta sitten (muokattu)
finnland has nothing to do with ugro finnic nations unless you mean the name of Finnland
Vastaa 1
sign
sign1 vuosi sitten
+fenotipobombay What for? First - we live with a кussian for a long time, we fought together in the Middle Ages and defended our land. Secondly - russian - mixed people, and many among the russians russified finnish peoples (muroma, merya, meshera and etc.).
But in the north we love Finland and finnish people)
Vastaa
Gianfranco M
Gianfranco M1 vuosi sitten
You said you fought together in middle ages.. together with whom? And you defended your land.. which land?
Vastaa
sign
sign1 vuosi sitten (muokattu)
+Gianfranco M Together with some Slavic and Baltic (eg. Golyad
>>75632257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ln_1ewJHlc
>>75631470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
>>75632447
Listen this music while high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wBEi1I3ym0
THIS WORLD OF OUR IS LOST
WE MUST UNITE ALL THE TRIBES
RISE A TOP OF THE WORLD ONCE MORE
WORLD BELONGS TO FINNO-UGRIC EMPIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQM8AIbFW4g
My name a Jeff
My name is Shaquewell.
>>75632541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wWh-3ZN-g0
>>75633000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNmCKpJ52W0
Should women be denied the privilege to vote?
>>75633320
they can vote on the subject who of them will swallow my cum
>>75633320
They can vote who will ride my kyrpä tonight :)
Poor people have the messiest houses ever
>>75633419
K Ü R B
Ü
R
B
:DDD
>>75633543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ABO4RXhp0
>>75610563
ITT
>t. pling pong bong kong lee bling clang cling soo poo loo pee lee
>>75633772
*Creep mode activated.*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0rG5mOESzM
*Teleport behind you.*
What did you just say to me filthy germanic.
>>75633851
>germanic
*hispanic
Naked Qt Estonians
https://youtu.be/yJpukUfpayM
>>75633772
It sounds funky af
>>75633977
>Not posting Suur Töll
>>75634042
https://youtu.be/--i3pwGGabE Sorry
Also I remember watching Suur Tõll AS a child. Was quite weird
the scariest moments of my youth life was this fucking thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFILES34wy0
idk why, but i felt very sick watching it, as if it was the human centipede or some shit like that, it just didn't feel normal at all
>>75634144
Suur Töll is the ultimate englightening to unite all tribes.
>>75634144
but you did understand who the red guys were and what should be done about them right?
>>75634042
Lmao while in cosncription we used to blast Metsatöll all the time on portable speakers, even during the Summer Shield. Allied troops got a bit creeped out by it
>>75634254
Naturally
>>75634218
Don't say Töll, töll means loser or weirdo on Estonian
>>75634331
I dont have ô
>>75634417
We use 6 if we don't have õ
>>75634455
6 what
I cri evry tim
F RENCH REPUBLIC
U NITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND
G ERMAN FEDERATION
GTFO
>>75634641
mõõk, m66k, miekka
>>75634672
He sacrificed himself for the tribes.
>>75634641
The number 6. It's Suur T6ll for example
>>75634672
Noooooooo
>>75634684
lmao fucktards you're like 5 years late on the copyright.
now go and be irrelevant somewhere
>>75634684
go back to /cuck/
>>75617620
Yes, YOU don't drink beer but I drink!
Aita tõsta kivi!
>>75634762
>>75634769
stay mad
Next thread should be in honor of Suur Tõll
>>75634881
The eternal evil face of the reds
>>75634881
Did her wife fugg the rred refuuge?
>>75634881
no mida vittu, mul on kõht tühi xD
The Estonian islanders don't use õ either.
>>75635023
Islanders are weird af. Savage people.
>>75634955
You think im mad thatt your a fucking cuck?
LMAO!!!
>>75635023
because they are retarded and can not into proper estonian
>>75635067
>>75635121
THe funny thing is thatthe comic is real, thats how ask girls to dtae because they only date refugees or their brothers.
>>75635121
neeger
>>75635223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPMdiUOy-jo
>>75635223
>>75635121
Türa kusen tiiki sulle praegu
>>75635363
Sorry, I don't understand. I'm straight you see
>>75635325
Based
>>75635358
Suguhaige rsk
>>75635424
go straight to the pond then straight man. it's nice and warm for you now
>>75635528
Mingi kukk on mu lõnga sees. Türa tõmba nahhui mees
Estonia is a shithole. Someone finally put them out of their misery
>>75635696
tfw D master race
I'm finn.
*75635723
it's the butthurt slavshit who couldn't find a job in eesti posting again
>>75635743
Mistä päin olet kotoisin?
>>75635743
Karelian? Volga Finn?
>>75632015
This country will have a dual monarchy system, ruled by two rulers or kings: kündü and gyula. Kündü will be a sacral prince, filling a religious function, while gyula is a war-chief.
Tapa venelane
>>75611474
looks like a nice game, is there an english version?
>>75632121
Finnish would be the language of inter-ethnic communication.
Dialects would be emphasised, although a literary language would be created and standardised for each language.
Each municipality would have a certain native language in which it does its day-to-day business, so some bum-fuck Võro wouldn't have to learn Finnish to get by, he could use Võro or even Estonian.
Derussification would have its issues. Where to draw the line between Karelians, Livvis, Ludes and Veps? The easiest way would probably be to do it in a village-by-village basis.
todDay food help helpper bring pitza wiht toppings: cukubmer, weneir and sasauge.
and box of juisse. than k you
>>75636177
Nope, although it's not too complicated, I could translate the important bits as you go.
sibulad postitavad minu lõngas?
rõve
>>75636298
jumalauta mis sitt see on?
>>75636372
Türa ma vihkan sibulaid
>>75636298
No ananass?
>>75636298
replace that cucumber with pickles (hapukurk) and it's perfect
>>75635743
Puhuatko suomea?
Head ööd
>>75636519
ööd, ma sätin ka magama
>Puresh (Moksha: Кaнaзop Пypeш) was a Moksha kanazor (king), ruler of the Murunza kingdom in the Middle Volga region.[1] He was ally of Russian Grand Prince Yuri II and of Cuman Khan Köten against the Volga Bulgars and Erzyas in the 1220s.[2] In September 1237 the Mongols invaded Murunza and Puresh was forced by Jebe and Sübötäi to join the Mongols in their European campaign. Puresh's warriors became the vanguard of the Mongol army and took part in the seizure of Kiev, Sandomierz and Zawichost.[3] Puresh secretly met with Henry II the Pious one day before the Battle of Legnica and they agreed that the Moksha army would join the Silesian and Greater Poland troops. Subutai revealed the plot and Puresh, his son Atämaz and many Moksha warriors were killed sleeping after midnight of 9 April 1241.[4]
Imagine if Mordovians had sticked with Mongols. We'd probably have a Finnic superpower right now.
Good night then, /fug/. Make sure that the next thread tomorrow is Suur Tõll edition. Use the beheading pic
why is pepe still a thing
Hyvä perkele. Mämmi uma delicia. Dont you agree fellow finno-urchins?
Hehehe, i love to sauna and drink bodka.
>>75636707
fug meme counsel decide when it dies. alight? now pepe post while you can
God damn, I didn't save it.
That was a great story, anon.
@75636787
get out, cai-göran
>>75636891
Suck my dick pekkalainen.
>>75636989
the only dick you have is that of abdulson in your imaginary gf
>>75636989
whatcha even doin here svensson?
>The Swedish genocide will happen in our lifetime
Karma works wonders.
>>75637056
>>75637120
Collecting intel
Finns, what is your name for Norway/Samiland?
In Estonian we have the word "Turjamaa", lit. "the land of the upper back".
>>75637162
Not sure why, but we call Finnmark Ruija.
>>75637197
Do you know the etymology?
>>75637126
Sweden is shaped like benis, Finland is shaped like balls. :DDDDD
>Ruija
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rPatQXZVD4
>>75637261
>>75637241
No, but the region is known for its Finnic and Sami settlement and it was included in Greater Finland. Academic Karelia Society and The Association of Finnish Culture and Identity actively promoted Finnic culture there, which lead to Norwegians talking about a "Finnish danger" (den finske fare) because they were scared of us occupying Northern Norway. They reacted to this with reducing Finnish language teaching in schools due to their own paranoia and propagating Pan-Germanist race theories that deemed us sub-human.
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=fi&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=fi&ie=UTF-8&u=https%3A%2F%2Ffi.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FSuomalainen_vaara&edit-text=&act=url
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1P2EJj_jJY
I enjoy this song. Thank you, viro
>>75638308
"On the other side of the water".
Urmas Alender died on the Estonia catastrophe. Apparently he sang this song there.
>>75638472
Sad and spooky. RIP Urmas
>>75638472
Finnish military monitors the waters Estonia sank in, and I read somewhere that they've caught many people trying to dive there and salvage the wreckage.
Why no vowel harmony is eesti, where did it go? Both suomi and magyar have it.
A proto-Uralic man.
>>75632121
Neo-Finnic
Good evening gentlemen
>>75641389
WTF you're no even finno-ugric. you're slav,
>>75641455
Situ pihku
>>75641471
I got your weed right here!
*does a sloppy shit*
>>75641868
I already have weed
>>75641890
Then why are you still looking for it??
Weed is evil anyway. You should find Christ instead tb h
>>75641961
Because I am looking for better weed and I needed this trip to distinguish myself in /balk/ threads
weed lmao 420