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early morning plymouth posting edition
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first for gas the jews
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I demand a british or anglo bf
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praise kek
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>tfw i have the 'middleclass virgin cunt' voice

K I L L
M E
P L E A S E
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doing a virgin post
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karenime
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been doin kegels for the past couple of days, my dick has reached optimal hardness.

could absolutely destroy a vagina right now lads
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>>75607019
Karenema more like.
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anyone want to come suck my dick?
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having curry on toast lads
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>>75607083
me
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Watched Paxman and the debate and I bloody love Corbyn now.
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have to wash! up my least favourite! activity
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brothels are alri

better than a chubby shag

ahahahahah deanoooo
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I'm in love with the world through the eyes of a girl
Who's still around the morning after
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It's 7am and I can't fucking sleep

what the fuck is wrong with me
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>he's Deanoing himself
Sad!
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i'm too young to vote haha but if I was old enough i would definitely vote corbyn!
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>>75607230
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
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>>75607230
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I met a magic man
Who had a daughter
She learned her lessons well
But still I taught her
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>>75607025
how do
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respect to men here not biting bait

i used to wake up for morning /brit

then i turned full out normie

girl said i looked like a spice boy when i shagged her

lol
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Took me 10 minutes to get it up
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can't sleep send help
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ultra comfy
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>>75607337
is that your room? comfy
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>>75607310
from left to right
>winner, loser, even bigger loser, lol

honestly is there a bigger joke in modern british politics than the lolbour party, or the crusty 20 year old humanities students who so desperately fantasise about socialism?
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>>75607328
*sends a bottle of voddy your way*
See you in the morning ;}
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>>75607328
same. it's bloody 7
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labour party more like GAYbour party
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>>75607337
feels like this is a reddit post
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anyone ever gone to their school at night? fucking spooky
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>>75607376
fuck off literal child
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me and the lads on the way to the ballot box to cast our votes for ol corbs
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>>75607376
yeah
I know what you mean
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>>75607337
>window so normies can spy on you
>doesnt face towards the door so your mom will see your porn when she barges in
tf is wrong with you
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>>75607376
There was a French lad on /int/ once that "tagged" some Japanese words around his old (high?) school when he was "drunk"

It was pretty lame in the end
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Really just despise rafidah dogs such as Shia and Sufi, lads
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>>75607390
i'm 22, i just happen to live near my old high school still
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>>75607376
ive bin 2 ur mum @ nite
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Getting the daily dose of Joe Rogan lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq4Y87idawk
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extremely comfy
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so the lads decided to put it in the group chat when drunk we went to the brothel

ffs
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>>75607430
so you finally lost your v card lisicki? to a prossie no less?
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visited russia in the early 00s,real comfy
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Shagged her for a good 2 hours
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>>75607356
a fucking bottle eh? lad I drink ~4 bottles a week to no avail
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>>75607436
Of course he didn't

He's posting shitty bait to try to get you's and for ppl to ask him about his night

His 'friends' wanted to go to a strip club and he pussied out

No big deal
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>>75607436
lost it years ago 2bh
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>>75607437
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>>75607477
strip clubs are so fucking stupid tbf
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>>75607500
They're good if you can catch an all you can eat chicken wing lunch and get a free show desu
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190kg's horrendous posting helped me to find God and become conservative again
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>when you realise africans have achieved more than blonde people
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>out with group of friends
>there's a cute girl in the group but we haven't talked with eachother much
>talking with one girl about theoretical physics
>she interrupts and is like "Anon Anon, I've been reading about theoretical physics recently!"
>talking later with another girl about writing
>she interrupts again, "Anon Anon, I've got a book idea too!"

What did she mean by this? Does she want me to notice her?
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Brooklyn looks aesthetic
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>DAAAA CHAMPIOOOOOONS
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Just made it to the hotel. Big day tomorrow x
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>>75607567
alri football yank
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>>75607620
Hi :3
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>>75607627
good boy
*feeds you*
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>>75607636
Yum yum yum
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big poos
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>>75607647
*thumps you*
muggy yank cunt
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>>75607759
Why daddy?
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want to learn german
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>Photoshop batch script taking about 2 hours
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Watched Baywatch yesterday lads. Good flick. At some point they have Zac Efron play with the dick and balls of a dead man.
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Horrid bus ride down to Vung Tau
Thank Christ we're almost there
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*does a British post*
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>>75607867
Thailad! How are you doing my man?
Me I'm okay. Acquired so many new gfs. Including a 17 years old dramatic arts students, a 23 years whose virginity I took and now I am working on the japanese intellectual pseudo-gf. I love thailand so much man.
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just got home
good morning lads
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>>75607913
grim, hope you have AC
>>75607925
don't know how you can be arsed with dealing with so many girls on a relationship basis. You must have the patience of 10 men.
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Some kid just threw up
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>>75607923
*gets close to climaxing*
T-tell me about the footy
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>>75607518
We have. But we have blonde people too, if that makes you feel better.
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>>75607946
he keeps all his extra patience in his nose
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>>75607956
Get the train next time
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mate just sent me a picture of the view from the flat hes couch surfing in sydney
well the sydney opera doesnt look that impressive
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youve got 10 seconds
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>>75607981
>train
Good joke
There is AC at least
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>>75607964
We built your country, kid. Invented it even. You're welcome btw.
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>>75607946
>don't know how you can be arsed with dealing with so many girls on a relationship basis. You must have the patience of 10 men
Yeah I genuinely enjoy romance and wasting time with girls. Although I kind of use "gf" in a tongue in cheek way. Some of them I only shagged once.
But girls are honestly one of the coolest thing about life. They are so pretty and they smell so good. Look at how the japanese proto gf uses "pertaining". It's so fucking lovely.
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>>75608006
Vietnam doesn't have trains between key cities?
>Frogs in charge of colonisation
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>>75608022
Even we had trains in 1776... Dumb frogs
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>>75608022
This is a small beach town not a major city
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looks like a sky for shoeing horses under
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>>75607956
What's up fellow country who is a member of the very select club of country who kicked fr*nce's ass at war? How do you feel about beating the shit out of these insufferable frogs? Pretty good here. I was thinking about it just a few minutes ago haha
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*hits a lick*
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lads, is it me or are women's boobs getting bigger these days
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>>75608012
You're still in the honeymoon stage, when you've got 3 girls telling you about their day and moaning about co-workers and other bollocks you'll go mental.
>>75608032
oh
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>>75608047
>select club
>beating France
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>>75608075
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In the future, China will be Christian and Europe will be Mohammedan. Really makes you think
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3G1aDG9Bps big choon
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>>75608075
I beat France..
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>>75608082
china can always bust out the red guards again if christcucks get too uppity
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>>75608063
They have been, since the dawn of time brainlet. Bigger boobs=higher probability of getting a baby put in her=bigger boobs on average for the next generation.
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room smells like a fart

wasn't me
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>>75608075
You did beat us. Algerians just got beat up so hard the international scene took pity for them. He wishes his ancestors fought like yours.
Remember, France has the best track record in Europe, been in most wars too.
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>>75608093
>christcucks

What has brought this hate into your heart? Sure you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord
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>>75608082
abrahamic religions are cancer
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gfs boobs are a sight to behold
its like mary shagged jesus and shat out the gfs nipples on the peaks of 2 perfect gently sloping hills
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>>75608120
>my ancestors
Drunken paddies, ennglishmen, and redneck frogs?
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>>75608101
yeah but it's increased so much
even 10-15 years ago i don't remember seeing big boobies everywhere
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>>75608140
Hi Josie
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*gives you a raspberry*
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you and me its only on weekends ;)
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>>75608140
my gf is a chestlet but she's also a sweetheart so it's gonna be hard to give her the boot when i find someone fitter
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>>75608140
pics
>>75608156
*gurgles*
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>>75608158
Giroud scored a perfect hat trick

Opinions?
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>be 3rd world's superpower
>get handed your mother at war by algerian peasants armed with old riffles and knives
>three generations "we totally let you win, we took pitty on you, in fact I'll have you know that we have had the single best track record of"
>not a single flag itt who didn't beat france at war.
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>>75608154
Are you sure it's not just summer clothes slags? They only come out in summer and hibernate for winter.
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>>75608203

um sweetie, could you not? thanks hun xx
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what a tit
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>>75608153
Soldiers all the same. What Vietnam did was exceptional.
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>>75608187
didnt watch the game yesterday
i quite like giroud tbH. even if he doesn't look agile and good on the ball as he has always been regular in goal scoring, either for club or country
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>>75608209
wat
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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i never beat france at war
but i could, given command of enough warmen
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>>75608201
USA never beat France at war. British America doesn't count as USA btw
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>>75608140
Good lad. I like volume as much as the next guy but I find beautiful nipples to be the single most important aspect of good boobs. It's so hard to find.
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>>75608203
idk
i see it in winter too
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I just love sucking titties, simple as
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>>75608226
what does sargon even have to talk about these days now that trump is the president and the lefty butthurt has mostly died down
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>denial of holocaust is now illegal in a majority of the E.U. members–nations
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>>75608215
He's one goal behind Benzema for France with 20 less games and has a better goals/game ratio than Henry
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Boobs > legs > ass
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>>75608250
birth control pills make tits bigger iirc
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>>75608250
fair enough, I just recall every summer in the UK there seems to be an abundance of decent slags out of fucking nowhere.
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>"oi bender, when's the last time you got your end away?"
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>>75608257
>fake news is illegal

Good
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>>75608243
>lad
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>>75608264
love a pair of nice legs, me

women with short legs should be genocided
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>>75608254
irrelevant sjw shit
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>>75608254

>the lefty butthurt has mostly died down
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>>75608201
You got crushed militarily, no doubt about it. Hence the political victory. No one likes a colonial bully. Even if said colonial bully built everything good in Algeria, made it a proper 20th century country. But arabs are nothing if not proud, gratitude kills them. And there isn't a flag in this thread we haven't beaten as well. Be grateful for what France did for you.
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>>75608257
>A Gay Indian Prime minister
How will Ireland ever recover?
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>>75608261
eh let's not base our opinion on stats
fact is that benzema has been a starter for Real under multiple coaches, like Mourinho, Ancelotti, Benitez, Zidane etc., and well as you know Henry is just one of the greats. Maybe Giroud is more efficient than then for the NT, which is true I guess, but he's nowhere near thos players. I mean he isn't even a starter for that weak arsenal team
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>>75608257
Imagine not being able to say words without fear of legal repercussion lmao.

All Muslims should be genocided and this statement should in no way be construed as satire or parody: this is a direct exhortation to violence. The holocaust never happened, but it should have. Hitler did nothing wrong except for that one time he forgot to do the holocaust.
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>>75608269
>using software programs to disfigure a guy who looks like a literal antique berber statue come to life
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>>75608201

you and everyone in Algeria speaks French.
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if a president holds a doctorate do they still call him mr. president or dr. president?
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plymouth is sctually shit
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>>75608323
the beheaded trump thing was shut down by everyone in the US though
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>>75608334
Mr Smelly fart
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>>75608323
didn't some yank kid get 8 years in prison for joking about shooting up a school on facebook?
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>>75608308
Yea but Benzema is Algerian or shit and Giroud is pure sexy (ancient white French sexy man) and Henry is from Paris
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*points towards you*
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>>75608334
Mr President is a courtesy title, used to show respect. It has no formal or legal status.

So it'd be Mr President or Dr Trump
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I, Toilet Bog Fart, the Farty-Shitth Poosident of the Poonited Shits of Ameriplop
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>>75608254
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so i guess we agree everyone awake at this time is a loser who has no friends and so didn't go out last night
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ah yes


there is:
>Anime time
usually a few hours where threads all have Karen or K-On editions and nonces spam anime nonstop, usually just an excuse to post pictures.

>Rorke o'clock
thread goes full /pol/ for a good 400 posts and discussion is mostly complaining about pakis, lefties, and calling people rasheed. This is a prime time to bait for (You)s since rorkes trigger easily

>/metabrit/
weird discussion about the thread or the general itself. usually a time when we reflect on old /brit/ moments or complain about the shitter aspects of /brit/. lots of discussion about personalities here. doesn't happen too often though

>/britfeels/
late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour

>normie central
around 7pm-12am, most prominent on Fridays imo. Lads asking about what to do with girls, chatting about drugs and getting drunk, loads of tinder screenshots

>morning aussie hours
just shitposting while I wake up

>Fedora shitposting
usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images
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>>75608376
im going out in 10 minutes haha smd
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>>75608343
Government censorship =/= voluntary public condemnation of a work
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>this is a direct exhortation to violence
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>>75608264
>shaved legs
kys
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>>75608382
an insight into what leftypol thinks /brit/ is like
very interesting
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>>75608372
would be making rorke youtube videos right now if i had a british accent, people like british accents because it makes you sound smarter than you are, but alas my ancestors were pig thieves so i sound like a drunk chav
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>Futa taxi
O_o
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>>75608376
Going out in two hours to meet a friend.
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>>75608287
The very founding doctrine of the FLN is that the goal of the revolution is not military but political victory. It went exactly as planned and was later replicated by various revolutionaries trained by Algeria (Ché Guevara, south africa's ANC). Cf. Arté "Algérie la mecque des révolutionnaires".
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Alan what do you think about Jews lad
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>>75608400
was it a nice pig tho?
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>visit europe
>beautiful towns and high density cities
>cozy villages
>come back here
>nothing but suburban sprawl
i fucking hate this place
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>>75608354
who cares we're talking about sports here
in sport there's no race or social background its only the good ones and the bad ones. simple as.
Henry is a hero for both club and NT. Benzema is very good for club but woeful for NT. Giroud is not very good for club and has a good record for NT (despite his tendency of statpadding against shite teams and disappearing against the great ones)
and Henry is from Les Ulis it's NOT Paris

>>75608376
got 4 hours o sleep its enough
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>>75608400
>rorke youtube videos
that's a saturated market
swear to god those types all sound and look the same
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>>75608424

>pakis and wogs on every corner


ah yes, Europe.
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>>75608376
Posting from an after-party on the yacht of the nephew of the king of Brunei presently
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>>75608276
>disputation of facts and arguing against the Officially State–approved version of history is illegal
>restriction of free speech (not involving personal threats) is also illegal

I think Stalin's Soviet Union or Hitler's Germany were closer to thy præference, Kraut on-vacation.
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might put on a niggy accent and make rasheed youtube videos
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Good day.
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>>75608417
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>>75608455
>waah waah I can't be antisemitic in public anymore
>fucking government reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>75608440
no that's just england
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>>75608463
good een
have a good one
im mildly sloshed, ama? before i go
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>>75608400
addendum: by british accents i mean southern english accents
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>>75608470
> in public
or online.
anyway its not about the holocaust, its about the precedence it sets
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>>75608470
retard
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>>75608428
>we're talking about spots on /BRIT/
it always comes down to race here....

Think about the poor white Irishads who didn't go to the Euros because of Henry's hand ball :(
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anyone else never met a jew?
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should be illegal to be this thicc
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>>75608464
make fun of jewish frugality all you like but penny pinching is why they're rich and you aren't
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>>75608417
I don't have an opinion on them in general. Zionist lobbyists and the israëli government should be BDSed. But my friend David and some other jew/israëli citizens are good people.
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>>75608470
Ah yes hello Moshe Rosenblatt
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>>75608496
dont think i have
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>>75608509
good opinion
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>>75608498
want her to wrap her thighs around my head and crush my skull
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>>75608496

not me

used to work for an Ultra-Orthdox Jewish company in Brooklyn.... that was an interesting year.
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>>75608409
Quite different from what you were saying earlier, and from what the Vietnamese did (they did beat the shit out of us) It's ok, I don't hold it against you. At least you came clean.
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>>75608496
I've known one and he jewed me (seriously) not even mad.
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>>75608507
>penny pinching is why they're rich
no its not
they're rich because inverted iq eurotards thought it would have been a good idea to let jews solely do trade when they first came to europe
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shaking my arse in bed to the riddim of some dancehall
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>>75608478
if thou so happen to be awake were probably on tube tonight but not watching anything in particular medoesntthink
Good day.
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>>75608496
my clique in high school had a jewish girl in it, i was an edgelord proto-rorke at the time so i bullied her a lot
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>>75608494
>Think about the poor white Irishads who didn't go to the Euros because of Henry's hand ball :(
yes. national hero
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>rorke
???
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>my clique
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>>75608553
will probably wake up early tomoz will endeavour to be there xxx bibiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii gwing now
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anyone else fucking hate frenchies
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>>75608535
My father was mad at the dog once when it killed a little bird fallen from the nest. Can't blame a dog for being a dog.
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>>75608496
know quite a lot of jews
dont have a problem with em
>>
on t'bus lads
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>>75608567
Naw this lad >>75608558 is the homie
>>
Many of you have asked me what the radical centrist is, and how he can be understood relative to rorkesheed, i answer thus with a useful fable.
>>
Many Jews are fine people. However, Israel is far too influential in American electoral politics. It's absurd how people chase vapors of Russian intrigue when all candidates must openly grovel before AIPAC for a chance at winning the election.
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>>75608558
Even worse is what we did with that stolen golden ticket.
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>>75608571
I would have probably been pissed off if it were anyone else, but it was the first Jew I got to know and the fact that he screwed me over was just hilarious.
>>
what does rorke mean and what does it have to do with rorkes drift
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Damn damn damn u so materialistic, but I seen u with no clothes and baby don't forget it
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>>75608581

Were an eclipse imminent, there would be both great excitement and confusion, men would scramble to find ways of watching the seldom occur'd dance of the celestials. However for man's better judgement and at fear of losing hos sight he daren't look directly at the eclipse. Rasheed would believe those who instructed him to look at the reflection of the eclipse through a mirror. Alas for those crooked scholars would distort the mirror in such a way as to lead young rasheed to ruinous thought upon seeing the reflection.

And what of rorke? Well his idols are those renown for complaint and pessimism, would tell the scamp to look into the reflection of the eclipse in murky puddles, from whence rorkes distorted perception of the heavens is filled with hatred and angst and is without its beauty.
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>>75608592
Anyone holding politically incorrect opinions regardless of how rational they may be. It's not a real thing it's just a /brit/ meme
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>>75608566
ta raa xpoxxp
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>IN
algerians that pass for white

>OUT
pakis
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>>75608276
>ministry of truth is a good thing
I hope you aren't old enough to vote
>>
Report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads
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>>75608608
her eyes are brown you dip
not white
>>
alri thailad
>>
alri
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wew look at this view boys
Gonna head down soon
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Trump is a fascist
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>>75608592
because rorke's drift involved white people killing black people
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>>75608301
I am one of the 37.93%,
a, he's about as Prime Ministerial as Teresa May is (i.e. selected by his party).
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/unholy%20matrimony/

Quite simply, Southern Irish politics do not accord with my views.
fun fact: I attended the same œconomic class as Luke “Ming the Merciless Irishman” Flanagan in 2011-'12.
>>
>>75608646
and that was the only time in human history where whites killed blacks?
>>
>>75608645
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'scism
>>
>>75608655
yes
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>>75608626
wtf I hate cumskins now
>>
>>75608647
Honestly, it wouldn't matter if he was a decent politician, but I'm assuming he's a far left europhile, so my condolences.
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>>75608655
yes, white people din do nuffin
>>
It's 3:38 AM and I'm pissfaced on pints lads.
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>œconomic

fedora bait surely
>>
>>75608693
BASED east coast lad
>>
sold some ket for twice the price yesterday. dumb art students
>>
>he posts from the Least Coast
Sad!
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>>75608693
Why ain't my extra flag shit working?
>>
>>75608667
ah yes leave it to the french not to be white
>>
>>75608520
Very different situations. Indochina was not a department and it's very remote. France wasn't as interested in keeping it and couldn't send as much troops. Also the independance was initially an "Independance in cooperation with France" and things weren't as heated as future generations of braunlets on both sides of the mediteranean made them out to be. Videi right after the independance https://youtu.be/1LqODE6r9Bg
Pieds noirs and native algerians had a lot of socio-economic ties and decolonization could have maintained those but there was another socialist revolution in 1965 that definitely cut everything. There are still quite a few few noir families and they feel totally algerian.
>>
if i had to live in yankistan i'd probs go for the west coast, not california though
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>>75608729
Fuck off we're full
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>>75608729
you'd feel right at home with all the chinkies
>>
Business idea: Smash every Aussie's goon sack
>>
>>75608729
i'd go directly for LA
>>
>>75608737
your state is an abyss

the state of your state
>>
taxi driver trivia
do you know what goon is
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>>75608749
Fuck off we're full (unless you're the Paris footy lad :3)
>>
So what the actual fuck was up with that Question Time?
>nuke the norks
>nuke the core
>nuke the sun
Why are York people so bloody fixated on nukes? Do they think Kim Jong Un gives a shit about the north of England? Do any of them grasp the gravitas of what even a single nuke flying means, do they think they can just be tossed around like Tomahawks?
>>
>>75608749
why's that then

it's full of mexicans and has the worst air in the world
>>
>>75608756
Ah yes, everything you love and cherish comes from the state of the abyss
>>
>>75608770
basically are jezza is uncomfortable with saying he'll use nukes. so they were trying to undermine his leadership elligibility.
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>CUKC
>KEK

Hmmm
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>>75608674

europhile yes, but he's certainly not far left. he's more centre left like May
>>
>>75608783
its a sound place. i already live in paris bad air is not a problem
>>
>>75608792
>are jezza
leftypol
>>
>>75608720
am a soldier of Allah now
don't reply to me kufar filth
>>
Morning
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>>75608805
Fuck off yank

i hate so much when i see americans misunderstanding stuff but then coming out with volatile reactions.
>>
>>75608803
what should i do today lad? up in the ends with the gf
>>
>>75608791
i don't watch hollywood films and i don't use an iphone so basically you're wrong
>>
>>75608820
hi leftypol
>>
>>75608823
Easy there phimo
You don't want to hurt yourself
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9rCGnCMrR8


HOWLING at the facial expressions in this
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>>75608822
depends
want to chill in the park, go to a museum, take a drink somewhere? what would you rather do
>>
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I am so ripped that my shoulder literally has it's own, smaller, shoulder
>>
>>75608729
west coast is honestly shit unless you are a techie or a turbonormie
>>
>>75608848
lmao
>>
*fly to thailand with polling card in hand*
*find thailad's IT company*
*kick the door down*
*walk over to his desk and obliterate him with my third eye*
*proxy vote Labour for him*

ah yes, that'll show that nonce cuck who's boss
>>
>>75608848
What climbing gym do you go to?
>>
>>75608848
cunt
>>
>>75608841
reckon we're gonna do touristy shit tomorrow and chill around bastille today
any other good ends?
>>
>>75608877
Watch the footy at the pub
>>
Why do people think May is a strong leader? Is it just cause she comes across as a mean old lady?
>>
>>75608496
I met a girl on bus who would take the same bus as me back from college in '09-'10, she listened to hardcore dance and said she had one jewish parent.
from Croydon, Charlotte say'd she already had an older b.f.
a healthy thiccness and black hair, damn shame about the nuns' green covereverything uniform and being already taken.

>m.f.w. at home after discovering that
>>
>>75608911
russian nigger
>>
>>75608867
>climbing
Literally the whitest sports ever lmoa. I just do military presses.
>>75608877
Take her to Mauri7 lad. You'll both have a great time. Literally the chillest bar in P*ris.
>>
going to stay up all night on speed i reckon
>>
>>75608934
good lad

>>75608926
just might do that

>>75608883
shart be doing that
>>
>>75608934
>all night
What time is it in ozzyland?
>>
>>75608920
septic tank
>>
>>75608890
she likes to appeal to the rorke.

she had a policy of having vans that said 'go home' on them, for example. she has a policy of literally just banning the internet. she's said she'd rather have no deal than a bad deal for example.
>>
>>75608937
>literally a bigger game than the Super Bowl and you're gonna skip it

Nigga you gay
>>
>>75608877
buttes chaumont is a top park. it's quite big and it's really nice just to sit down and do nothing. when it's summer it gets quite packed though, that's a bit of a problem
there's three great expos going around in museums currently, Camille Pissaro "the first impressionist" at Musée Marmottan, Jamaica Jamaica ! thing about jamaican music at the Philarmonie of Paris and Balenciaga, l'oeuvre au noir at Palais Galliera. If you want to take a top drink go to Le Perchoir in Ménilmontant, Le Dépanneur in Pigalle or Le Valois near Place de Clichy
reckon thats about it. Monceau is a good park too but it's even more packed than the Buttes Chaumont and feels less nature-esque
>>
>>75608950
*sharts on you*
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>>75608939
just near 6 in the pm, sun is already down, fucking winter
>>
>>75608964
gonna be honest here.

i hate all these pol-sci and philosophy students making memes about their shitty courses.

regards,
me.
>>
>>75608971
Wew

Just on 0100 here

Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
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>>75608976
>>
>>75608989

>defections to the alt-right

me mentioned
>>
soundcloud was a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNmP-079zUI
>>
>>75608989
The one which irks me the most is the socialism has never been tried refutation one.

how SAD must you have been to find every single instance of a shitty small-scale socialist commune.
>>
>>75608877
>>75608961
also you should do a quick visit to the art gallery of Henri Landier on rue Tourlaque, there's a bomb thing right now called "vive la vie". Have a chat with him or something, he's a great lad, really old bloke (in his 80s now) but theres still skets knocking on his door
>>
>>75608983
no
>>
real communism has never been tried. we must try again and do it for real this time
>>
woke up at 1am last night in tears with water flowing out my nostrils like a tap

AH YES, HAYFEVER

feel like fucking shit today too, red eyes like I've smoked 12 doobs
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>>75608961
copypastad this to the gf
many thanks
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>DGB up another 50%
Future Lambo owner just passing by
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>>75608989
>James “Scores a goal inside my bumhole” Dellingpole
>mentioned
>>
>>75609047
Wow rude
>>
>>75607376
yeah I climbed on the roof

was cash
>>
imagine being a runt who gets hayfever

doing a HOWL at the thought
>>
>>75609073
i don't have a wii or any weed so i dont really know what you expected here

plus the ping playing with yanks online is anus
>>
>>75608954
So they think she's strong because she says nasty snappy shit.
>>
>>75608989
Neoliberalism is unstable.
It inevitably collapses into populist powerstruggles.
>>
>>75607376
we used to sneak into our old elementary school at night when we were 15-16 to chill there
>>
>>75609108
come over and we can play it on my n64
>>
>>75608976
>i hate all these pol-sci and philosophy students making memes about their shitty courses.

What did you studied, btw?
>>
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>>75609108
I'm willing to comp you lad
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>>75609041
It sounds super interesting but if you do all these fancy cultural stuff with a chick she'll instinctively think that you're trying to impress heŕ and lose all respect for tou and hwr vagina will instinctively dry. Bitches are ruthless like that.
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Making a new
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I am Hideo Kojima
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>>75609178
>>75609179
wankers
>>
what does Algeria think about tennis, esp. the french open tournament?
some fine wans in the crowd there, need more ballgrirls, less ballboys
>>
>>75609147
most girls i know have some type of interest for all of that stuff lol i live in Paris not Sevran
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>>75609191
>>75609191
>>75609191
>>75609191
>>75609191
>>
>>75609128
economics (and dabbled in a bit of polsci and philosophy)

i don't make memes about any of this shit though.
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