/cum/

me in the middle

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Alex

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Not a fan of this OP if I'm being completely honest

What does it feel like to fuck a vagina

Remember when this track was FYRE in the gay clubs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHT-9T9lE1A

>>75606347
Amazing

>>75606318
if someone can explain to me why mushrooms arnt legally a plant ill send them a fraction of a bitcoin

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i like anime

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>Alex

>>75606363

t. pressfag

>>75606353
Because they are a fungus

>>75606347
Imagine a warm pocket of the interior of your cheek

>>75606351
majority blue/white should be illegal for anyone to use but finland

>fungus isn't a plant

>>75606368
Literally what my brother said. I wanted to punch him

got my veggies, grains, meats, and my fungi for a good variety diet

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>A characteristic that places fungi in a different kingdom from plants, bacteria, and some protists is chitin in their cell walls.
Cell wallz n' shieet

>>75606386
They don't photosynthesize either

im white

>>75606347
Wouldn't know. I only have sex with cute bois

>>75606400
how in the fuck isnt it a plant you dumb nigger

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>>75606365
she has nothing to press if she tried

im really white

>>75606403
ew

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gf just sent me this

Got my vaggies, gains, meatheads, and a fun guy for a good variety frat party, bro

plants have cellulose
mushrooms have chitin

>>75606409

>better scorer
>cuter
>dynamite gams

>>75606406
They be chitin filled heterotrophs my nigga

>>75606415
>ew
You should try it. Its heavenly

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>>75606304
>>75606403

>>75606432
No

holy shit the Secret Service vs the Sgt. at Arms

>>75606347
it's fleshy and wet. Like the inside of a mouth.

Post club hits from when you were still cute and went out with your girls (boys) dancing at least three nights a week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFz10R529g

>>75606347
pm me to find out ;)

>>75586079
Sad!

you guys ever wish you could play the piano or sing or write or program or some shit to help you in your endeavors?

*nukes canada for not properly explaining a """"""""""""""""""""""""""plant"""""""""""""""""""""" froma shroom*

>>75606464
Goodnight Calgary

>>75606441
I used to be straight until traps became a way of life

>>75606466
wish i was a woman so i could sing opera desu
the ominous scifi kind

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shit thread

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>>75606462
Ireland would rather have thousands of Nigerians than British protestants who've been there for many years, it says a lot about them desu.

>>75606466
you can learn to play Piano pretty easily.

>>75606475
That's gross

Need a CS major to take my final for me

>>75606456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdB3Oyd5HtU

>>75606474
oyasumi~

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>Anon, do I look cute?
WHAT DO

>>75606493
ok
just so you know i failed a midlevel core class 3 times in a row

>>75606501
Tell her that she's just a cartoon and it can never work out

>>75606466

C++, python, and VB isnt that hard to learn

love anime
love 2D
hate canadians
hate 3D
hate normies
indifferent to mexicans

>>75606489
Its hot

>>75606513
tru tru

>>75606508
explain to me C++ objects if you will

/cum/ is a leaf general

deal with it shitlords

>>75606506

I dont know what that is

>>75606513
No. Why would you want to fuck an asshole? That's where people shit

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Girls like sugar and spice, and everything nice!

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>indifferent to mexicans
I'll put that on the epitaph :^)

>>75606525
basically more advanced algorithms, with c++

>>75606519

y'mean like structures and classes?

There's nothing wrong with being gay but liking traps ought to be an automatic death warrant

>>75606523
the maritimes will rise again

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>>75606544
>There's nothing wrong with being gay

>>75606544
There's everything wrong with being gay

>>75606544
Don't knock it til you try it

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>>75606532

>New york
>Virginia

>>75606552
Only to collect their EI

I just realized Hitler wanted to save humanity

>>75606528
Because it feels good

Do people really not understand that there's a new sexuality in-between gay and straight and bisexuality and it involves traps on one side and futanari on the other?

>>75606575
Enjoy your shitdick

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>>75606571

>>75606583
This is true. I'm this

>>75606583

t. gay

>>75606597
but I have zero attraction towards people with male voices, male figures, male sizes, male hairstyles, male clothing, etc.

>>75606605

yet you're attracted to penises

>>75606583
Sexuality is pretty complex. It doesn't really matter.

>>75606619
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GOY
BILL BILL BILL BILL

>>75606617
Not specifically. More of the enabler toward these sexual acts that's more, I guess, gratifying than a strap-on.

>>75606571
>Let's kill everyone I don't like so there's more to go around for the people I do like
Everyone just wants to "save humanity" if you agree with them
And everyone who doesn't agree with you wants to do the opposite but coincidentally by using pretty much the exact same means
Kys yourself

>>75606348
Yeah

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r8 my new office

Been official since yesterday :)))

I really got the shit burned out of my neck today at the range. feels warm

>>75606641
uhmm, the people the killed weren't human. Checkmate.

Weed
Weed good

>>75606659
I hope things are going well for you :)

>>75606673
This

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didnt get caught in the 3ds banwave

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>weed

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>>75606675
Been out every night this week my dude and by day I explore the city :^)

>>75606687
What's it like being a child

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>>75606686

Ive had my 3DS off for a long time so I dont get caught

but when I booted it up a few days ago it says it was connected to the internet

All my hair's falling out buds

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>>75606686
>>75606707
Stop breaking the rules

>that one loser who makes fun of other posters by greentexting a small portion of their content with a lame pic but never replies directly to them

Loserville is >>>/t/hat way

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>What's it like being a child

>>75606714
Just shave all of it. Eyebrows too

>>75606719
You making friends? :)

sometimes I wonder if I would be better off doing some traveling or something instead of dumping all my money into guns

>>75606686
What happened?

>>75606747
Depends on where you would travel to and what guns you are buying

>>75606747
There's nowhere worth visiting

>>75606751

nintendo is sending aorund a banhammer for anyone caught with a homebrewed 3DS

bans them from online play and currently theres no way to bypass it

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>>75606739
Kinda trapped between groups desu, never thought I'd have normie problemas like this

>>75606754
not sure and I buy ww1&2 guns

>>75606761
That sucks

UNA BANDA QUE ME DE LA BIENVENIDA
UN ABRAZO QUE ME CURE LAS HERIDAS
LOS TIEMPOS MALOS YA PASARON YO SOY JAVIER HE REGRESADO PORQUE AHORA VA LA MÍA.

lol you guys remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2EJMd7ZN7w

>>75606759
Imagine being this guy. Imagine being such a negative and boring person that you actually believe things like this

>>75606707
i only turn on the wifi when using the freeeshop. I also dont play any multi player game and have only played shantae since homebrewing it 8 months ago which might have helped

>>75606775
SORRY NO SPEAKO MEXICAN

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>>75606769
Stay away from the UK then :^)

when was the last time you saw a good mexican post?

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Necesito estudiar más espanol, buds
African migrants have been a lifesaver because they speak more English than the locals. A group of Somalis last night were trying to convince me Somalia was actually a great tourist destination unironically and that most news about Somalia is disinformation and that it's a wonderful place

>>75606583
Girls are NOT into futa

>>75606804
That one Mexican posted some nice bunda the other day. Cara is no good though.

>>75606810
I still hate you

>>75606813
lmao
you do realize a large portion of straight women are into lesbian porn, right?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBrRBZy8OTs

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>>75606829

Fuck /cum/

You guys are all enormous faggots

>>75606801
and of course, avoid germany too.
http://www.ksta.de/region/rhein-sieg-bonn/hennef/weitere-munition-entdeckt-hennefer-waffensammler-nach-explosion-wieder-freigelassen-26991592
>Ihn erwartet ein Strafverfahren.
He's going to pay a fuckload of money for the mess he made

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Why does /pol/ love Bill Maher now?

>>75606837
How do you know

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>you do realize a large portion of straight women are into lesbian porn, right?

>>75606846
good riddance german cuck

@75606842

wrong

Will going to college break the monotony of crypto-normie quasi-NEETdom or will I just want to kill myself even more
I have the money saved up already, it's just a matter of what I want to do with it

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hmmm

yes

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. finland
6. denmark
7. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
8. clack my ass
*only made the list because i cant think of more gap*
9. conway
10. new mexico
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano

>>75606860
>german cuck
What

>>75606878

are you just leaving me off on purpose now

>>75606881
go back to germany, cuck

LOVE male genitalia

>>75606851
Literally because he said nigger
That's it. That's the only reason. They've been shitting on him for months and now he casually says nigger all of a sudden he's a hero
Go figure

I only want to date a virgin

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:^)

>>75606907
Hmm context?

>>75606386
>>75606406
They literally aren't a plant you fucking retard.

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https://twitter.com/KTLA/status/865108460739993600
>things that are large enough to choke on present a choking hazard
This is why you can't have niche things

>>75606904
What makes you think I'm from Germany

>>75606899

I just have it saved as many of other regular posts i make.

Do you honestly think i write it everytime? Ill update it now so you can be happy.

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HONEY I'M HOMEEEE

>>75606919
i have a 7th sense about these things

>>75606918
Another argument for libertarianism

>>75606909
I only want to date anyone with a decent looking face and a good personality who'll want to date me likewise
Also they have to have a vagina

>>75606916
Are you a moron?

>>75606916
I would unionically shoot you if you said this to me irl

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>libertarianism

A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are you called like that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>Oh yes why? I filtered the great Sinaloa caraposter

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>>75606918
Unironically am going to try my darndest to take one of these home

>>75606935
My ass

Now really, why would you assume I'm from Germany of all places?

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>Another argument for libertarianism

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>>75606915
Google it you lazy shithead

>>75606909
Normal humans are not virgins into their 20s dumbass. Just go be an autist wizard somewhere

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>>75606964
"No"

>>75606930
youve got some sort of delusion going on if you think 4chan is alright and you cant keep us on your phone

>>75606532
Pretty cool how I can't tell which one is for Hawaii.

Bf was a virgin until 19

What a fucking faggot

fuck you knownothing statists

>>75606663
Have you ever thought about driving it into skyscrapers?

>>75606992
You better be a grill

>>75606966
Proof

>>75606946
>>75606948
You guys are fucking clueless. I miss /usa/.

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>fuck you knownothing statists

>>75607005
Men liking men ain't new sweetie

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>fuck you knownothing statists

>>75606956

But Schokobons aren't like the real Ü-Ei, which is what you are probably looking for.

I'm worried about Hillary. She looks terrible and it hasn't even been a year since her loss

>>75606935
Reeee tell meeee

The weird thing is I'm actually from Germany so you're scaring me. I thought I could anonymously shitpost here

>>75606984
>can't recognize the flip flag
>right beside Alaska which is the same

just took a small piece of 180 mg thc brownie. lets see what happens

>>75607039
don't worry, she still has Uncle Phil

>>75607064
>she still has Uncle Phil
uh, i have some bad news for you...

wish we could deport our filipino population

*adjusts my balls a bit*

I think is funny how human male always expect that they will have sex least one time in their live but many species males don't have sex ever and just die out taking genes with them

>>75606956
They just throw them out at US customs, they have trashed millions of them over the years.

>>75606532
montana is rightful albertan clay

wish we could deport our californian population

>>75607054
9th sense shit anon

>>75607067
>deporting flips over niggers
Theres like 1000 different peoples Id deport first

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>>75606983
I'm on the family computer though. Uninstalled clover for the time being on mi telefono

>>75607005
I'm not

>>75607079
Nah Californians are so based

>>75607067
>the Mexicans of Asia
You already have the regular Mexicans so it's extra pointless

wish we could deport our ohioan population

>>75607074
Well animals are allowed to rape at least

>>75607095
ohio posters are pedos

wish we could deport our population

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>Nah Californians are so based

>>75607104
So if rape wasn't illegal or a crime, you would do it?

>>75607081
Alter was soll der Scheiß

Is there some flag plug I cant see when posting on mobile in or whatever? Does it say my phone language? No one just says good ridance german cuck out of no where and hits the nail on the head

>>75607107
knock it off or else

>el ohiANO

>>75607120
good ridance german cuck

>>75607084
>as hes posts pepes with 4chan file names

csis and I had an autism attack last night and left the chat. stop being a nigger. also z*r wants to meet you. I almost got him to fly to stpain. alsose again there are going to be some nasty messages from some of us. didnt mean it though

>>75607118
Yes? Every man would rape if they could

>>75607120
Did you consider, anon, perhaps that it was a missreply considering the poster below was a German? >>75606847

WOMEN ARE THE OPPRESSORS! EVERY YEAR WOMEN WORLDWIDE KILL 50-60 MILLION OF THEIR OWN BABIES BY WAY OF ABORTION, WOMEN ARE EXTERMINATING THE FUTURE OF MANKIND(BOTH FEMALE AND MALE FETUSES OF ALL RACES)! FEMINISM IS MENTAL ILLNESS, IT'S DESTROYING ALL PEOPLE!

>>75607136
I wouldn't.

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>MGTOW

>>75607145
um, racist and sexist much?

just knocked over a cup but it was empty

>>75607135
I have a usb with all my passport scans and class info along with a small meme folder
And yeah i get you no worries. I did mention the trip a few times so I'm just more confused than anything

>>75607140
Well fucking lucky fucker then

He had me sweating bullets because I thought he could tell who I was. I was starting to think there was an invisible poster ID or some shit and could see all my previous shitposting

the only good things about californians are that they are only in california

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I passed out drunk and had a dream where Mr. Lahey gave me advice. He looked me squarely in the eye and said "a shit pistol never runs out of shit bullets."

WTF did he mean by this?

>>75607154
>>75607157
No you will not

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>>75607157
>>75607154
that's the goal

I still need to get used to the schedules here desu
Dont like being the only one up for 4hrs in the morning

VERY rude posts atm

>>75607159
jeffrey was the only person who knew of it. also hes gonna he in europe next week. you should go see him


but also Id like to see your mental gymnastics that 4chin is ok and we arnt.

*takes peronal offense*

man wheres all the good /cum/ posters like Denmark, Germany and Finland at

>>75607180
My sister married Canadian. Asian canadian that is. She's of in Vancouver

>>75607199

>germany
>good poster

>>75607199
finland guy got conscripted into the army

>>75607159
>>75607191
are you personal friends?

>>75607199
a German is using an American flag rn.

best /cum/ poster coming through

thanks for the entrance

>>75607212
no bud

german here ama

>>75607191
I get up like 4hrs earlier than everyone else because I'm cucked by my sleep schedule
Finished the book i brought on the trip so I've got nothing else to do. More just dont have memegram/clover because I'll be tempted to use them while out during the day when i actually can be doing stuff

>>75607222
if you're friends through 4chan you know that's weird right?

>pushed qtip too far into ear
Ow. Fuck is there anything worse

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>>75607215
>>75607221
>best posters
>don't post images on an image board
Will the real best poster please stand up?

>>75607229
It literally says on the package to not put those in your ears

>>75607235

hi

>>75607237
then wtf are they for

>>75607237
Pretty sure that's how we all use em anyway

>>75607168
He meant get help you alcoholic

>>75607251
Speak for yourself, bud

Strongly considering doing a weed tonight

My bitch ex lied and told her bitch friends my dick is tiny so they've been telling people and laughing about it. I sent those bitches pictures of it and now they are threatening to call the police

I have no problem with smoking weed but I have problems with fags that literally cannot shut their mouths about smoking weed

*talks about smoking weed*

>>75607226
sad desu''

we hate you now (me and csisi)

>>75607271
How insecure can you be?

>>75607267
Do it bud, I need some more unfortunate ly since am all out

dude weed lmao

very bored atm

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>>75607271
>sending a dick pic to a woman
>probably counts as sexual harassment these days
What a time to be alive

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Ok

>>75607204
There are multiple germans, me the NVautist, but I don't post a lot atm, and the one that is obsessed with chink feet.

>>75607285
Fuck them. I just wanted to expose that cunt as a liar

there's something noble about alienating everyone around you

>>75607295
>he downloaded all the beaners I posted yesterday
Please ask permission next time

>>75607305

that might just be autism

>>75607300
>one that is obsessed with chink feet
The legend himself. Gonna meet up this month and see the lad for myself and tag team succ

Just watched this movie called ''Frequency'' from 2000

Good stuff, go watch it if you haven't

It'll hit you right in the feels if you don't have a good relationship with your father

>taking pictures of your cock
Why would anyone do this. How can anyone do it unironically?

Going to wal mart to buy the rope I will hang myself with

>>75607336
Girls ask to see it, if you aren't insecure it's not a big deal

>>75607336
A virgin like you wouldn't know lmao

>>75607301
I don't think you should get the cops called on you but still

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>not spinning your own rope

fucking pleb

enjoy nothern illinois employment

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wtf, I hate denny's now!

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Can Finland in to /cum/?

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what other animes ask deep philisophical questions?

>>75607395
Trump's been vetoing all new applicants to /cum/

>>75607395

Binland is always welcome

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>>75607395
only if you accept the real photo and accept our brotherhood in properly ordered pants tucked into boots

Not with mean memes like that you autistic mongolian rape-baby

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Hello? Is anyone out there?

Gentlemen, i am naked

>>75607336
Because girls.

>>75607511

way to go Washington, you fat fucks

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>>75607512
How does this make you feel?

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>>75607511
>no matter how bad Alabama is it always has Mississippi to make it look better
Hue

>>75607348
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>>75607524
G-girls really want to see them? Wtf

>>75607543
which one's alabama and which one's mississippi?
one might be georgia i think

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>>75607552
Bud...

>>75607561
i know Louisiana from True Blood at least

Monogamy is a myth. Animals are NOT monogamous. The christian jew just wants you to believe humans are meant to be monogamous. Open relationships are exploding around the country because people finally realized

>>75607575
>a canuck knows the states better than you

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>the state of american education

>>75607581
they have like 10 provinces, it's not fair!!!!

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is

missisipi alamaba georgia

come on man

>>75607590
i can name every country in europe, asshole, including the make-believe ones like Moldova

>>75607625

and yet you cant even name your own

why USA no sign paris accord? 194 countries agreed to do something and the one time the world gets their shit together in agreement. USA pulls out. what the fuck man? i thought we were friends -_-

>>75607577
Nah we're monogamous. It's all because human offspring take an eternity to mature, and when babies are born they absolutely need care for quite some time. So basically mom does that, dad takes care of mom. It's probably a little bit of both evolution and social factors that led to things being this way.

>>75607657
Fug of globalist :-DD

>>75607657
They did sign it you dip

It's kind of sad to me how we're slaves to our own biology. Wish I could be asexual

>>75607688
You could always chop your nuts off

Man shitposting today has been aawful

>>75607688
wish i could smell dark matter and feel gamma rays flowing through my hair

>>75607688
chemical castration is an option.

>>75607680

you know what i meant you fucking leaf.

I just want to be in an open relationship

>>75607718
Nah you don't

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i just ate a salad

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>>75607717
>In accordance with Article 28 of the Paris Agreement, the earliest possible effective withdrawal date by the United States cannot be before November 4, 2020, four years after the Agreement came into effect in the United States and one day after the 2020 U.S. presidential election. Until the withdrawal takes effect, the United States may be obligated to maintain its commitments under the Agreement, including the requirement to continue reporting its emissions to the United Nations.
Here's how Bernie can still win

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COAL

Get in
>>75607757
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>>75607688
Asexuality won't fix a thing we're still just biological organisms that have evolved to believe we're something more but that still ultimately obey the laws of science and mathematics down to the very thoughts in your brain right now
Tell me, is your life a product of your thoughts or are your thoughts a product of your life? As tempting as it is to say we have free will, scientifically speaking it's just not possible.
You know the old saying, you are what you eat? It's true, but not just what you eat. You are wholly a product of your past and present and there's nothing you can do about it.