Why do Americans sleep with their shoes on?

We do?

>>75604124
>poorfag can't afford sleeping shoes
lol

>>75604113

Why is spurdo spardo stil awake at 5am?

I sleep in my lederhosen

All wrong OP, Americans don't wear shoes at all. You don't need them to operate a mobility scooter

Because wh*tes are unhygienic subhumans unlike us yellow masterrace who talk off their shoes when entering the house.

>>75604113
He obviously went to bed drunk drunk. He couldn't even get the blanket to work properly.

>>75604124
You dont? Do you kick them off when you go to bed? Do you have a little shoe rack beside your bed for your shoes?

>>75604174

the frog shitposts again!
D:

So we can run from bullets in our dreams

>>75604113
To get ready to kill

>>75604113
they use drugs

>>75604113
in case we hear shots fired, we can run faster and safer due to wearing said shoes

Its so they can jump out of bed at all hours to shoot the nigga breaking and entering

>>75604113
too fat to bend over and take them off