/brit/

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the gf

I've made up my mind, I'll be voting Labour in the elections next week.

Thersea May's message is going off track and Corbyn would be a better pivot against US and EU. Fuck Boris Johnson.

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Me on the left

>>75601832
Arch is far from a fedora distribution

What's up?

>>75603368
arch and i3 is the patricians setup

>acne

This is fucking embarrassing and ridiculous at my age

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got some joint left lads

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>tfw running Arch and i3-gaps on my R61 Thinkpad
hell yea

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>>75603790
same

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>I use any form of Linux

here we are...

>>75603797
>>75603778
Glad we agree lads

babestation

fucking wew
https://i.imgur.com/MMdN92u.jpg

>>75603813
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

post us some choons lados

having a go

>>75603859
so windows is the thing you can take onto the road and be taken seriously as a human being with

got hayfever

>>75603830
good lad

having a poo

>>75603870
linux crushes windows :^)

>>75603847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls

>>75603847
THIS is a choon

and one of the best movie openings of all time
>https://youtu.be/GLjzPwm4mUI
Song name is "Summer In The City"

doing a wank

*HEEMs myself*

europe is doomed

aussies out

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imagine being this cucked

>>75603923
kino

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>>75603969

>>75603890
horrible little weak whor

>>75603991
*sneezes on you*

i know im up too late because im starting to think about going gay for neil patrick harris again

The Invitation to William was a letter sent by seven notable Englishmen, later named the Immortal Seven, to William III, Prince of Orange.

Before the birth of James's son on 10 June, William had been third in the line of succession.

The letter informed William that if he were to land in England with a small army, the signatories and their allies would rise up and support him.

It was carried to William in The Hague by Rear Admiral Arthur Herbert (the later Lord Torrington) disguised as a common sailor, and identified by a secret code.

The Revolution permanently ended any chance of Catholicism becoming re-established in England.

>The Fake News Show
why is this a thing

i fucking hate niggers!!!

still wanking to these

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69263977/#69264287

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69263977/#69264597

>>75604043
Just sent this in to ASIO

>>75604011
*squeals in terror*

>>75604043
not racist tho are ya lad

>>75604065
oh bugger

>>75601832
hes WAY too young to be smoking

>>75604074
nah just dont like em, simple as

nodding the fuck out right now

>>75604105
good lad

>>75604112
>ah yes i'll just post a random image with no context and expect people to know what scheme i've concocted in my autistic little brain

just fuck off you cretin

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>ah yes i'll just post a random image with no context and expect people to know what scheme i've concocted in my autistic little brain

>just fuck off you cretin

>>75604146
its clearly showing the height difference between a 5'11 and 6'0 man

>>75604182
me being an abo is statistically almost impossible since abos only account for 2% of australia's population, and of those, only about 6 have internet access

>>75604208
im unironically one of the six
ama

just had an epiphany in a dream

>>75604245
once had a dream about a girl i barely knew and she ended up becoming my oneitis for about 3 years

keep getting kicked from arma2 matches because im missing a file that wont download
steam aroooo

caaaaaaaaatssssssss
otttteeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Had a meat pie lads. Fuck quebec

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think its time to mak another cup of te

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sometimes, I uncontrollably laugh when others may be puzzled (it's because I find humor in their bafflement).

>>75603859
>t. Paneer

will smith isn't black

>>75604372
No, you

wtf this general is rubbish now

>>75603859
So Linux blow with a single shot of Panzerschreck?

>>75604404
do not care

>>75604404
real yank hours

>>75604404
what about now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4A37AD12zE

hello lads. what did you accomplish today?

>>75604447
repeatedly tried to play ck2 but i get bored after 10 years and close it for an hour

Have you ever seen porn from Africa with high production quality?

https://www.xvideos.com/video22344917/rough_and_hot_sex_nollywood_movie_clip_3

>>75604411>>75604447

Quite impressed with the Armata T-14 tbqh

>>75604440
what a cute bear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjNZ78-EFC8

>>75604462
ah yes
the armat--
*comment has broken down*

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anime

wonder if the police would actually let you tag along on their investigations if you said you were writing a book

>according to an anonymous source

stopped listening right there.

actually not having te having ber

>>75604462
Yes, finally a tank compete with Leopard 2

>>75604488
denwa

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What kind of nose do I have?

actually not having ber having te

>>75604501
what ber are you having

>>75604534
actually not having ber having te

stop wasting my time

>>75604534
Dislexya + insomnia....

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>>75604557

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just watched an anime movie
not sure what it was. i only saw the last half
it was about an old red-haired samurai teaming up with a kid and his dog to fight some evil warlord
they won obviously

>>75604633
don't like this pepe, stop posting it

Feel like my parents get more stupid every day

>>75604319
forgot the relevant posts
>>75603545
>>75603556
>>75603564
>>75603634
>>75604039
>>75604056

>>75604633
Watch Akira

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>>75604648
i like it though

>>75604577
>>75604655
Samefag

>>75604670
look at him go haha

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>>75604681
wrong

>games that use anything other than enter to chat
why

>>75604743
>>75604743
>Playing videogames

Get a fucking life

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>75604737
>that lame-o paintjob
so lousy: it deserves to be laughed at

>>75604763
while you lead one life im leading dozens in all my games
think on

don't play multiplayer games myself, if i wanted to socialise i'd go outside (or more likely on 4chan)

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there's a chocolate bar buried under my clothes and i want to eat it but my mouth still hurts from surgery

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Don't you wish you could match 9.5s like me?

>>75604810
*spoonfeeds you*

>more homo shit being celebrate by google

honestly tired of this normalisation of gays

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>>75604763
rate

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Literally can't get over how ugly I am

>>75604847
guess what mate

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LADS!

trying to sleep here, and I keep hearing iphone notification sounds and someone listening their to voicemails on their iPhone.

the thing is, I don't own one and I live alone in my house

>>75604856
What am I looking at

>>75604866
chicken butt

>>75604847
>normalisation of gays
you're about 40 years too late
not sure why you care anyway

>>75604876
It's probably your neighbours

>>75604876
S P O O K Y
s poo key

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I can feel my PeKa getting more judaïc by the session.

>>75604898
>>75604904

From that far?!! JFC

>>75604880
Europa Universalis III, Grand Campaign, Knights of St John, 22nd July 1636

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do you hate kuffar (shia), brit?

>>75603051
me on right

>>75604891
it offends the senses

>american posts
>is shit
ah yes

>>75604918
why do gingers love islam

>>75604937
>that grammar
*whacks your head with a hardbound original edition of Wren and Martin*

>>75604951
maybe because gingers look like albino pakis

>>75604912
Don't understand what any of these words mean

>>75604964
the grammar is fine you rat fink bastard

the sentence can be expanded as
'An American posts'
'He is shit'
which is all perfectly correct. never reply to me again.

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Can hear my ceiling crackling

>>75604832
looks like a run of the mill blonde bimbo to me

>>75605000
The absolute state of your "expansion"
Barefaced liar to boot!

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can hear my bones rattling

>>75604985
my guess is it's one of the crusades

>>75605019
10/10 peng ting to me

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>you will never have a thick butt mexican gf
fuck

>>75604951
ostracised by white people, that's basically what islam is these days, just one giant spergout party for losers

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>>75604985
git gud

lads it's almost 5 and I can't sleep


getting worried now. how do I sleep

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watching afro samurai

really hate being ugly

seeing all the beautiful girls in their summer clothes just makes it that much harder

leaving the house today was a mistake

>>75605080
Is that kyary and tim

>>75605097
Why would you want to say it anyway?

I type nigger all the time on the internet but I don't think I've ever actually said it in my life.

dont like slags one bit

say nigger all the time irl

just part of being where i'm from to refer to black people as niggers

don't have anything against em just call em that
simple as

>>75605165
Fucking disgusting racist

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>>75605123

>>75604832
>that lower third

fucking DROPPED

>>75605165
reply to posts you're replying to

>>75605137
gives people a sense of power

case in point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgB0xRvhYw

>>75605193
You've replied to me a very large number of times in this thread

/brit/ is so slow this time of day there's really no point in quoting posts

>>75605097
don't these people realise that people ultimately don't like being told what to do and will eventually get sick of their shit?

>>75605231
you just did it again, i have 1 you this entire thread

>>75605235
Woah check out Mr anarchy here!!

sorry lad I just can't be giving out (you)s willy nilly this time of day

>>75605253
what are you implying?

If dubs I must post my ass if trips penis

hello nigger

>>75605279
ass please

What's your end game?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75605306
word communism

>>75605306
A Corbyn victory.

im going to go to tescos today

back to the leftypol discord

>>75605330
What are you going to buy

bought a cheap tv from walmart a few months ago and it's already got a few dead pixels

>>75605337
dont care

>>75605300
I want a white or br bf to pound my ass

Got called cuckio in Walgreens

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elle!

>>75605253
it's true though, sjws think they can just keep bullying people into submission forever, and they can't

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*walks into thread*
*looks around*
...
SHADILAY!

>>75605365
ok then.....

>>75605387
don't see the appeal

>>75605395
You realise you're talking about saying the word nigger

>>75605395
>>75605235
>>75605201
>>75605074
>>75605019
>>75604806
>>75604782
>>75604743
>>75604648
>>75604489
>>75604480
>>75604459
>>75604416
>>75604372
>>75604260
>>75604258
>>75604233
>>75604208
>>75604146
>>75604105
>>75604075
>>75604065
>>75604043
>>75604030

GOON

cant

stop

GOONING

>>75605426
yes but the reaction to all this word policing is only going to make people want to go out of their way to say nigger because they know it pisses the pc police off

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>>75605404

>>75605447
Why not just not call people nigger

there's an indian guru guy who walks past my house at 5am every day

>>75604951
islam = beards

like 50% of white mens beards have some ginger in it.

Look at his hair.

>>75605468
lesson to be learned from this image: never be enthusiastic about anything

>>75605471
Chuck a shit at him

>>75605471
Stab him in the name of Buddhism

are you happy?

just realised i live between two railway lines

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Me and the gals

the thalmor are right about talos desu, fuck him

https://twitter.com/epkaufm/status/869246939216437248
rorkes utterly btfo

favela monkey is here

>>75605552
Thalmor=Muslims
Skyrim=Europe
Nords=Eurpeans
Imperials=leftists

>>75605567
>Kaufmann

>>75605567
well that settles it

MORE MUSLIMS NOW

>>75605600
pretty accurate analogy, with the key difference that the thalmor are right and the nords are wrong in this instance

the imperials are still cucks though

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>>75605600
>Imperials=leftists

Buena Vista Social Club was the only good thing capitalism ever made in Cuba

bananas

I think I have ADD

*plays my bugle*

need a cheeky reason to live

>>75605567
>From Vancouver BC

hmm

This americANO trying to bants is just disgusting

I'm a fucking lawnmower on my fingernails via biting, every nail is kept to the minimum length without a single active thought to the matter.

Would prefer to have unbitten nails

>>75605716
Tim will eventually post his willy

*chops your willy off*

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>tfw manlet with weak chin and feminine features
>tfw also gay

thank christ
came very close to the edge there

the runts were talking about which was more racist the swasticka or a confederate flag when i walked in and i blew them the fuck out with my redpills by saying no one flies the confederate flag because they hate black people, it's a southern pride thing and there's nothing wrong with it. one of the grills who i thought was a lefty started eyeballing me after, think she might be after the gorilla daddy dick

is life worth living if you're extremely ugly?

>>75605753
My name is Tim and I've posted my willy on /brit/ before

>>75605776
so is getting laid any easier when you're a bender?

>>75605716
To see if /brit/ survives a Theresa administration.

>>75605792
Much smaller pool of people but they're all sluts

>>75605741

i was the same
then i read an article in NewScientist that said stopping nailbiting was 'harder than quitting heroin' and i thought "thats bullshit"
so i had a go at quitting and it really wasnt hard at all

but long nails get dirty all the time from all the shit thay gets trapped under them, so after a few weeks i just atarted chewimg them down all over again

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>>75605810
I can't speak because I still bite, but honestly get one of these.

The hook is great for clearing out gunk from your big toe too.

>>75605792
is that a joke?

i only realised i was gay 1 year ago and i am a solid 6/10 and very shy and anxious to boot

i have had:
2 one night stands from bars
1 longtime FWB (6 months)
2 threesomes
1 shortterm bf (3 weeks)
1 midterm bf (2 weeks)
2 hookups from grindr
0 STDs

its a sex life on easymode. men just dont pull any of the bullshit women do - if a guy wants to fuck, hell just straightup tell me

feels good

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nice tren

Popped 10mg of ritalin and put some Debussy on

>>75605853
pics of yourself

>>75605853
2 weeks is supposed to say '2 months', my bad

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>>75605869
this is an unusually nice pic of me btw
>unsee dot cc / munisopa

>>75605853
>go to all-boy's school + autistic nerd, so absolutely minimal female interaction in all aspects
>be a year into uni, not much different, KV
>"Fuck that I'm going to have sex"
>go on OKC
>I'm still an autistic fuckwit but over the space of a year have sex with maybe a dozen people and date maybe 2-3x that (nothing long-term because see: fuckwit)
>fast-forward 3 years
>haven't been able to have sex for 6 months

I would pay $100 to someone to tell me what's wrong with me, maybe my standards have just gone up

>>75605919
that pepe is deeply unsettling

>>75605853
be my bf

I have a 9/10 dick/butt so it's a win/win

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>>75605948
its one of my faves

heres another cool one for you

>>75605973
sorry im trying to stay single so im not tied down when i start uni in October x

love london so much
what an amazing city

>>75606065
hola me llamo mimi

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EL CHILENO
L

C
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I
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N
O

>>75605789
alri mosis my son

>>75606065
agree
soho/chinatown/st james square is my fav place on earth

check out the Kowloon Buffet and the London Library if you have the chance

>>75606130
don't even care much for central
just love how big and varied it is

inshallah white genocide soon

the ol' 'cide

>>75606115
post your nipples faggot

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>>75606157
here's my left nipple

almost 6am and I can't sleep

going to kill myself haha

>>75606190
hairy looking neanderthal of a person

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>>75606207
here's my left eye

ded thred

>>75606202
dont lad

>>75606202
already slept, only had 4 hours and I'm up

wherever i am i must also goon

pay up piggies

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havign brekfsat

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cont slep

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Where is ge?

got a strange urge to go climbing up hills/mountains and cycling through forests

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>>75606381
>tfw still havent gone to bed

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eting porige

any NEETman in?

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I want a british gf lads.

>>75606451
yo

wanked to jap girls pissing earlier on
nothing sexual just clips of them pissing
even for me thats getting a bit too specialist by half, need to cut back a little methinks

really wish i was a pro golfer

>>75606587
same

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>Dugin

>>75606578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqVXgMA2oI

Currently reading Atlas Shrugged by the renowned scholar and pioneer of libertarianism Ayn Rand

A most invigorating read thus far I must say. It truly stimulates ones neurons and manifests an extremely Kafkaesque and bodacious visage through ones mind's eye elevating ones interest to its aphelion

if karl marx was a dog he'd be karl barx

ah yes

no sleep

very impressive

woke up at 4am lads

>>75606645
if karl barx marked papers he'd be karl marx

>>75606662
me too thanks

>>75606671
same

elsa jean petite queen

>>75606632
there is a board dedicated to wankers you know, /lit/?

Fuck off Amerifats and British scum.

just went to a brothel with my friend

ama not doxxable

>>75606671
>>75606678
*brings you breakfast in bed*

>>75606628
draw the line at that and anything shite-related

>>75606700
*kisses you*

thank you

>>75606700
Cheers lad

>>75606699
arent they illegal

>>75606718
i guess

>>75606699
been in a brothel before, ended up walking out. too seedy actually felt a wave of relief after i left

>>75606741
hi x

Wearing a maga hat lads

still a little bit tired. might try induce some lucid dreaming

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just got back from the rugby lads
>pay for a cheap seat
>sit in an abandoned season ticket seat

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>Wearing a maga hat lads

>>75606843
I will rape your ass with my 21 cm erect dick, you like that? eh ? fucking british faggot

>>75606906
new zealanders are the jews of the commonwealth

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ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

made it on infowars lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1wou6VL9E

>>75606987
>>75606987
>>75606987