Mexico, Indiana edition
i haven't masturbated in three days maybe that's why I'm so moody lmao
*reports another german post*
God damn it you beat me to it. Next one is mine, bud.
Fuck Schumer and fuck jewish people
>>75600519
nth for where can i find a mexican gf like yuya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DBinKsnO5I
shitdick is a meme. You don't have to wash out your asshole if you eat right
>>75600566
>she still fakes her stupid fucking voice
If you're white and STILL live in the US in the year of 2017 you are a nazi.
Give the land back to the native people (Africans)
>>75600583
you also don't have to wash out your asshole if you aren't a sodomite
>>75600583
Its not.
Go ahead and try pleasuring your asshole right now and see the results.
*jiggles boobies*
im back from training you guys
i love to lick a girl's asshole
Reminder to do at least one visit to /wsr/ to see if you can help our redditor citizens.
>>75600631
Welcome back Calgary
>>75600557
>>75600631
they're still training you
The Bbc
>>75600631
pretty sure I've see something like this somewhere in this series of threads but I cant quite remember when, why, who, or where.
>>75600656
thanks conway
what did you do today?
i got my confined space ticket
>>75600669
safety is srs bsns for 3 bucks over min wage
>>75600684
can't imagine why someone would do such a gimmick
>>75600678
BRITISH BROADCASTING NETWORK
*judges you*
>>75600708
fucking virgos
>>75600692
>what did you do today?
Applied for more jobs. Bought a night stand
What is a space ticket
Do you like not having a gf?
>>75600692
3 bucks over minimum wage is pretty good for starting off
Really hope all of you have been fasting for Ramadan
>>75600705
>Network
Which of the deadly sins do you believe you suffer from most, Pride, Avarice, Lust, Wrath, Gluttony, Envy, or Sloth(Not laziness, it refers to spiritual sloth)?
I think mine is pride
>>75600729
confined space, for working inside tanks and shit with awkward access and potential for life threatening atmospheres
>>75600738
used to make double min wage, or at least like 20 bucks an hour
oh well shoudl be lots of hours and ot
>>75600751
I have eaten bacon 2 of the last 3 days
>>75600751
>muslims aren't allowed to think about sex or fapping all day
>post this image during Ramadan
>all muslims who look at it go to hell
Day enhanced
Delivering some Muslims iftar desu. Already know the tip is going to be 0.00 because I'm a dirty kuffar
>>75600781
all of them
its only 7pm and im already drunk
congrats to me
>>75600781
wrath
>>75600781
Wrath.
I hold so many grudges, but I am right to do so.
>>75600705
Ummmn no I'm taking about BIG BLACK DICK
>>75600790
>>75600792
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
please see your nearest imam and ask for forgiveness and guidance
>>75600788
That makes sense. How many more days of training do you have?
/cum/ is an atheist catholic radical stoic general
it better fucking be sunny tomorrow...
>>75600803
cop out answer
>>75600833
tomorrow is my last day, we do a physical demands test(aka are you not fat) and some other minor shit
*fasts because Im a neet and have to wait for my tendie shipment from the bitch who lives with me*
oh well
>>75600860
Do you like camping?
>>75600870
Good luck
i want tendies
>>75600900
post cara
>>75600900
could go for some bk tendies with onion rings
>>75600900
*assists you in yours quests for 10 d's"
cum = piece of shit mierda
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08zn8mKhNCz
asshole hurts rn buds
>just got off work
>super exhausted, feel like napping for a couple of hours
>2 quizzes, a research report, and a research dicussion report all due by 11:59pm tonight
>4 hours and 44 minutes remaining
>haven't started any
I'm fucked
>>75600963
literal autism
i want to hurt a girls ass (lovingly)
>>75600973
bit sore from last night bud
>>75600999
This but unironically
>>75600994
yes
>>75600557
Ach und guck mal her eine große Schwuchtel hast du heute deinen Arsch gefickt du Züpfilutscher?
>>75601011
;^)
>>75601011
bit gay
emily
How many of these have you committed recently?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_sin#Actions_constituting_a_.22grave_matter.22
>>75601070
>Practicing magic or sorcery
>>75601070
>...is carnal union between an unmarried man and an unmarried woman
wew, that was close
Catholicucks btfo
>>75600629
me and my gf
>>75601070
>Defrauding a worker of a just wage
oy vey the goyim are on to us
>>75600860
Come to San Diego friend :)
>>75601114
pretty sure homosexual acts aren't kosher either
doggo wan the fishe
>>75601063
Does it at least make sense lol my German is hella rusty
if u fall dow u jus gotta dust yo self and keep movin
this is adorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evcu1MT2Iag
>>75601153
Jesus died for my sins
simply REEKS of flyover ITT
>>75601171
so disgusting
Her facial expressions are GOLD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFv-Zsi1bp0
i'm about to do at least two more sins: drink and masturbate.
>>75601224
*watches you masturbate*
>>75600734
i dislike it less than the company of the women whom i've dated
i'd rather some of the women who turned me down tho ;_;
put your trip back on ryan
>>75601224
*watches you masturbate*
>>75601220
how is that disgusting
>>75601256
im not doing it specifically so you can't filter me without filtering canada
like ryan
hate people who bully ryan
simple as
>>75601070
>Apostasy
>Blasphemy
>Contraception
>Drug Usage
>Endangerment of human life
>Envy
>Extreme anger
>Fornication
>Hatred
>Heresy
>Lying
>Masturbation
>Failing One's Duty to Attend Mass
>Pornography
>Practicing magic or sorcery
>Unjust prices
This is like the last few days lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP7Y9YGTcuM
did you know??
oh well
any leafs have something worth hearing give me a phone call
>>75601325
Fuck this cat
>>75601382
yo fuck you
>>75601390
Na nigga fucc you
today will be a rum drinking day
won't go as hard as last time... i hope
Recommend me a new gimmick.
>>75601490
>>75601490
steal someone else's gimmick
I mean, that would absolutely crush the other person
>>75600988
should have worked on it early, bum-brain
you only have yourself to blame
>>75601070
9 i suppose
>>75601190
>11% humidity
nice try, sweetie
>>75601313
who did you try to kill, and who did you jew?
>>75601510
I have done this to several posters. It is psychologically devastating
>>75601535
Go fuck yourself
can't have your gimmick stolen if you don't have one
black%20man%20pretending%20to%20thing.jpeg
you guys wanna form a warcraft guild?
why do american cities have such hideous borders?
>>75601590
lord no. i'm never playing that game again.
pug raiding was terrible. so were the raiding guilds
there's not many gimmicks left now that I think about it
Finn poster and Cara poster are the only ones left
Haven't even seen fedora posting in a while now
>>75601600
annexation
>>75601590
how do you even get so fat
>>75601590
i've started playing ffxiv
You ever been so mad you beat the breaks off a bitch?
glorious Canadian municipal borders
>>75601437
They broke up
>>75601590
maybe, are talking about retail or private?
>>75601602
>not playing for the sole purpose of casual PvP
>>75601600
what >>75601615 said.
for huntsville in particular, it didn't have a very natural growth. it was a rather small city until the arsenal came around, then it grew as rapidly as its average IQ
>>75601590
i play runescape, not world of dumbcraft lol
im so fucking bored every afternoon this should be illegal
“If you want to know what a man’s like,” Dumbledore said, “take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
Harry leaned back in his chair. “No man is my equal.”
“Harry,” Dumbledore said sadly, “you must not compare others so harshly against yourself. It is our duty to those weaker than ourselves to–”
“I don’t make comparisons. I never think of myself in relation to anyone else. I just refuse to measure myself as part of anything.”
“Harry–”
“You preach selflessness,” Harry said, “but what you really mean is slavery to the collective.” And with that, Harry awarded himself six O.W.L.s — which was his right as an individual — and Disapparated to Hogsmeade.
“The drinking age is fundamentally oppressive,” he explained to Madame Rosmerta. “Under a truly federalist system, youthful drinking is rightly governed by the laws of common sense and natural consequences. One fire-whiskey, please.”
>>75601653
fuck
sad to hear
UNA VELA
>there are women who don't know how to use tampons
>>75601612
we're hiding from the spotlight
>>75601675
imagine you're a celebrity and need to pretend to give a shit about poor afriniggers in order to keep making money
>>75601693
w-well it's not as easy as it looks
>>75601693
inserts work better
What's wrong with being a nigger?
turns out you can filter by leddit flag now
my gimmicks are too subtle for most anons of average intellect to discern
>>75601693
why would they have to?
freebleeding is female liberation
>>75601732
please don't filter me
>>75601672
Is $15 a month more than your weekly paycheck Paco?
*stops time*
*throws multiple knives at you*
*restarts time*
Heh, nothing personnel, kid...
>>75601727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fekzQAEXlOc
>>75601675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnGdoEa1tPg
>turns out you can filter by leddit flag now
>>75601682
actually dating
What if men had periods
>>75601771
>humans are animals
Thanks captain obvious, next you're gonna tell me water is wet
*filters everyone south of the mason dixon line*
>>75601804
>bleeding from your cock
no thx
>>75601795
good to hear
>paying $15 a month to play a shitty game when you could pay nothing to play better games
no thanks
I'm going to let you all in a little secret. you can intentionally mistype one letter of each word in the captcha and it will always go through. you'll solve the captcha without contributing to the text learning algorithm
Snape loomed up out of the darkness of the empty Potions room. “Let us get these ridiculous Occlumency lessons over with,” he said, placing his wand on the desk beside him. “Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked so easily — weak people in other words –”
“–are of little value on the open market,” Harry finished for him. “I quite agree.”
Snape looked at him with something strange brimming in his eyes. “I believe I’m going to respect you after all, Potter,” he said.
“That doesn’t matter,” Harry said. “Whether you respect me or not, I remain myself.”
Snape respected him even more for saying that.
should range ban california
>>75601849
are you coming up with these yourself, or are you finding them somewhere?
i love them
>>75601821
conways bf probably had this problem last night :^)
>why yes, I live below the 42nd parallel
>>75601833
alright cool guy
what game do you recommend
>>75601947
dwarf fortress
>>75601947
https://elysium-project.org/
>hating California
Sounds like a poor person's meme
It's not gay unless you touch his balls
>>75601955
>chink infested trash that will get sniped by Blizzard
>>75601958
your entire state is poor mexicans
how can a guy be gay when boobies exist
checkmate
>>75601993
Because girls don't have cocks
>>75601958
poor people can't afford nice guns
and neither can cummifornians
>>75601993
how can a guy be straight if the vagine is so gross?
checksum.
>>75601958
>>75602030
>implying the vag is more gross than the asshole
what's going on in your head, m8te
>>75602021
some do
>>75602048
assholes don't look like someone stuck a firecracker in a roast beef sandwich
>>75602048
>implying a place that festers bacteria is less gross than the place that gets cleaned daily
what's going on in your headm8 m8?
>>75602049
When did you realize you have a trap fetish cia?
>some do
>some do
>>75602046
i don't know what prose means
you pussy ass commie cuck motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mz-eqnxTsE
>i don't know what prose means
“Kiss me, Harry,” Ginny begged.
Harry pushed her away from him with a fist made of self-determination and Bessemered steel. His jaw was as strong and as powerful as a quarry that employs 200 men. “How can I kiss you,” he said, “when you lack the ability to celebrate yourself as the highest culmination of your own values?”
“I don’t care about any of that,” Ginny said. “I just want to feel your lips on mine. Please.”
Harry shook his head, like a proud animal, or the stock market. “I could kiss your lips,” he said, “but I cannot kiss your self-esteem.”
Do they not have chipotle sauce at Chipotle?
>>75602097
typical californian
>make a comment about California
>cletus and his goons hop on their windows 98s to shit post
They don't think it be like it is but it do
>>75602125
i love you
>>75602151
Windows 98 was comfy
>>75602151
t. juan pedro gonzalez
Just got back from dinner
>>75602151
lol califags are so p00r
You're all cockless manlets lol
Especially Oyster Bay
>>75602181
Wonder how many of those whites are hispanic too.
>>75602201
Pretty sure those are non-Hispanic whites
fuk drumpf
cuk drumpf
>>75602282
Who the fuck says it like that
>>75602282
I don't get it at all
the mexican girls here are somehow getting even fatter and uglier
;___;
Here goes shot number one.
>>75602282
just replying because you deleted
Downtown Toronto is most pozzed place I've ever been too.
>>75602362
my sister has a dog that looks just like that one
YAAASSS QUEEN
>>75602384
reminder that Old Toronto is still whiter than most of the suburbs
>>75602423
Hahah what the fuck is this?
>>75602423
did she died?
tyur-onto?
never heard of her
tired of this "white" meme
gonna have a non-white kid and name him Cletus
lol
>>75602512
what is this nightmare hellscape?
>>75602525
canada
>>75602323
i got it but it wasn't funny
gonna have a white kid and name him Tyrone
>>75602512
Actually distressing.
>>75602438
>>75602455
Nah, her handler injected her with too much diazepam.
>>75602525
a utopian future without white people
>>75600781
Gluttony
>>75600781
Goota be Wrath or Lust. I'm constantly pissed off and whack it at least once a day.
>>75602512
>cocksville
hm
>>75602543
>>75602545
Don't worry, my white friends! There is one token white guy in the bottom picture!
“While you can still call home the place where your mother’s blood dwells,” Dumbledore said, “there you cannot be touched or harmed by Voldemort. He shed her blood, but it lives on in you and her sister. Her blood became your refuge. You need return there only once a year, but as long as you can still call it home, there he cannot hurt you. Your aunt knows this. I explained what I had done in the letter I left, with you, on her doorstep. She knows that allowing you houseroom may well have kept you alive for the past fifteen years.”
“I think I understand,” Harry said. “The right to life is the source of all rights -— and the right to property is their only implementation.”
Dumbledore smiled. “Which means…”
“Which means that without property rights,” Harry exclaimed triumphantly, “no other rights are possible.”
>>75600781
Sloth. I feel spiritually lost, my dudes.
>tfw dago American
I do not suffer from made up religious techniques to control the masses
>>75602623
tips sombrero
>>75602621
Just kill yourself already and stop posting this you shitskin
https://www.patreon.com/virginiahenrico
reminder i have a patreon, you should all donate
i like being white
>the most staunchly federalist party in quebec attempts to finally sign the constitution
>anglocucks say that we're trying to seperate again
what is it about them that makes them so ignorant about everything?
>>75602655
show me some good posts first
>>75602658
i figure most people find comfort in their own skin
>>75602650
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED JUST LIKE EVERY BODY ELSE DOES
la 'f
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oeZGvT34cg
>>75602688
Start by loving yourself
>>75602320
that's what you get for living in >america
don't trust catholics
>>75602673
a lot of liberal non-whites here have some sort of racial inferiority complex when it comes to whites, but im sure you already know this
t. pajeet
man i need a patreon too
>>75602699
I can't because I'm a fucking WOP
>>75602704
why are the ugly ones burred out
>>75602741
because they're not relevant
>>75602729
donate to me or i'll have to get a job
get out of my thread pajeet
>tfw Catholic
Hate so called "Protestants"
can't remember if i fapped today or not
Christian Fundamentalist. Population maybe a few million
>Omg what a terrible person! Grow up and stop taking your book literally!
Islamic Fundamentalist. Population 1 billion
>Wow so cultured and pious!
>>75602723
i was born in finland and just watched The Wire so i have absolute clarity on all matters racial and ethnic
should be legal to shoot socialists
that would clear out a lot of californians
>getting your news from wires instead of light tubes
australiantier
>>75602762
Christianity is the most tolerant religion
>>75602752
our shit will blot out the sky! pooper power by 2020!
>>75602808
wrong, its Tengrism
>>75602802
but how do we know which commies are pretending not to be commies? literally anyone can buy a gun
>>75602808
that is its downfall
>>75602827
if they're mexican, or post commie shit on their socialist media accounts
>>75602824
Braise tengri
>>75602850
Yeah
>>75602824
wrong, its Tolerantism
unironically am more intelligent than most people i interact with
>>75602868
then you're interacting with the wrong people
Friendly reminder that Cara is a MTF tranny
>unironically am more intelligent than most people i interact with
>>75602868
i'm usually less intelligent
never know the answer to problems in my real analysis class when others are already working their proofs
Unironically have an IQ of 94, had it tested professionally and everything
>>75602888
real analysis is ezpz
im unbelievably intelligent
i dont believe in iq
>>75602903
i wouldn't believe you had an IQ of 100. your post quality is so down there.
maybe you're right
>>75602920
t. uneducated or indoctrinated
all of cum's worst posters are itt
see ya'll later losers
>tfw try to interact with people
>either mostly ignored or just tolerated because the other person is service industry
h-h-heh, y-you too!
Just saw a white woman with a little nigger girl. Can't say im too happy about that, no I don't think I can say im too happy about that at all.
>>75602901
nice B dummy
with our very recent exodus, post quality should sky rocket!
I believe we live in a nightmare hellscape where computers are actual demons that have placed us into a matrix which is controlled by jews who feed off the suffering in the world.
>>75602948
stop going to walmart
sicc uf hickops
>>75602934
>m-muh psychology *thinks about fucking his mother* is real s-science
>>75602953
;___;
in my defense, i didn't do the final project, which was worth 30% of the final grade
>>75602962
take your lithium, mr. jones
>>75602934
smart people don't waste effort making good posts
>>75602977
that woman isnt white
>>75602989
exactyly, look at finland
>>75602997
She's Italian ergo white
>>75602978
bad post
>>75602978
good post
can safely say at this point that third eye blind only ever had one good song
>>75603019
t. derives his self-worth from pseudoscience
>>75602985
>take your lithium, mr. jones
>he doesn't realize that computer programming and code are the modern day equivalent of incantation
>>75603044
t. so insecure he makes up farcical facades of people he feels threatened by to make himself feel better
i don't know my IQ
i just know i'm getting a PhD in physics
>>75602978
I can't think of a better post to display how poorly you understand psychology
I did really good in high school physics, on calc 2 work problems, and in astronomy, but I am just godawful at science
>i'm getting a PhD in physics
Couldn't pass algebra 2 in high school
>>75603074
>i just know i'm getting a PhD in physics
I wanted to do the same, but academia just seems like such cancer that it turned me off from it.
Who /finance/ here? All I want are some shekels for the eventual waifu age.
Smoking a little bit of weed each day, pros and cons?
I'm talking like <5 good hits a day
>tfw wageslavery makes you tired
hate this feel tbqh
NANI?!
>>75603129
Yeah jump out of a plane in flight without a parachute
important video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUCa0pkPBhs
Might go back to college and actually get a degree this time
Still debating on it, even know what i'd major in
>>75603140
runt
>>75603168
Get a business degree
>>75603115
cheer up bud, you'll make it one day if you keep trying
>>75603125
i got a C lol. high school is a waste of time
just put forth effort in university
>>75603127
must've had a bad experience. I love doing research. all the faculty i've met, except for the vacuous shitheap terrible cummifornian astrologist professor who spend an hour every day talking about how trump is going to start WWIII with russia, and how he's a stupid russian puppet, instead of teaching class
the rest of them were great and provided me with many opportunities to further myself in an intellectual environment
>>75603168
*don't even know
I'm thinking one of the meme degrees like business or accounting that's pretty much good for anything
>>75603168
art history
>>75603168
african studies
wish i got A+s in my early math classes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyJhZmIyf6E
>>75603074
>getting a PhD
brainlet
>>75603080
i understand what Freud meant perfectly well, but that doesn't mean its not mostly bullshit
>>75603192
>good for anything
those are highly limited bozo
a degree in math is good for anything
>>75603212
good post
there are some pearls in Mexico
>>75603212
>comparing Freud's bullshit which is seen as bullshit in the scientific community to IQ
Yeah you understand psychology perfectly
>>75603221
But I hate math
>>75603168
become a quant and get yourself some goyim gold
>>75603237
why?
>>75603236
nonsensical post
unfortunately i excel in english and really enjoy it but i'd like to get a decent job so i can't major in that
>>75603258
It is actually a completely sensible post. Comparing IQ to Freud's bullshit is retarded
>psychology
don't care
>>75603256
I want to actually learn things, not just memorize formulas and such
>>75603280
no, they're both generally irrelevant to real live
>>75603308
you just don't really understand math if you think that
>>75603308
that's not what mathematics is
I took methods of psychology last year(I think) and got an A in the class
>>75603308
wtf do you think math is
>math is just memorizing formulas
got a 98 in the psyc class i took
hope someone else has realized what post number we're at
>>75603341
make a new thread then you lazy fuck
>>75603308
It's becomes so much easier if you take the time to understand the concepts behind the formulas. What do you think is easier memorizing multiplication tables or understanding how multiplication works?
>>75603341
this is /int/
no reason for a new thread
we're only on page 3
we have another two hours
>>75603350
reeeee
>>75603323
>>75603317
>>75603316
That's what it was in high school, more or less
What more is there to it?
>tfw got my math degree
>any job
>300k starting
>work at McD's
>easiest 300k of my live
>>75603350
this is almost a trick question if they're not literate in math
>That's what it was in high school, more or less
What more is there to it?
>>75603367
here's a thought
calc. professors are 99% likely to let you bring a formula sheet or provide one for you at your exam
what does that tell you?
also a note: most calculus classes are early years
>>75603367
understanding how to organize arbitrary object, define relations between them and how those few axiomatic decision give rise to complex structures that describe real life phenomenon
>me when i finally get my first gf
calc was fun and i had an excellent professor, but i did bad because i couldn't be bothered to do my homework
>>75603404
>>75603404
>>75603404
>>75603396
dunno what shitty calc prof you had but we had to memorize derivative lists
>fedora posting at someone who isn't pretending to be educated or informed
you're doing it wrong, methinks
>>75603266
>not getting an english degree so you can indoctrinate the youth
this is why drumpftkins exist
>>75600566
Tamaulipas :)
Specially at night in the bars and clubs of Ciudad Victoria