me and the girls edition
>pass user
um...
the goal
>>75599681
>flags
you gay?
me and the lads purging tories after june 8
Tattooed people? Fucking hate them mate.
>>75599699
leaf
>>75599681
no leaf
woah
>40% attendance at school, 6 C's at GCSE
>Didn't go to sixthform/college
>Didn't go to uni
>22 years old now making 33k in an office job with good prospects
Imagine going through education for years, actually trying, and still failing to get a job
What they say about being tall and good looking is true
all aisha talks about it catholic communists
what a fucking weapon
your task:
1. turn your lights off.
2. https://youtu.be/iEe_eraFWWs
^ play in separate tab.
3. scroll thru my pics. goon as you tribute.
#findom
tories out
corbynites out
rorkes out
sheeds out
lib dems in
blairites in
need a bf lads
>>75599720
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Let's say two straight men are engaging in oral sex until the recipient ejaculates.
Who's gayer? The guy who sucked him off or him?
Labour are going to get thrashed after that trainwreck from Corbyn
>masters degree in chemistry
>hardly any jobs
>£22k starting
>>75599766
oh good I always wanted a shit tory government
>>75599774
delete this
toby young is such a repulsive little slug
needs a swirlie
>>75599735
same
>>75599735
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>>75599761
the one who sucked him off
the statement "i got sucked off" is not gay
the statement "i sucked a guy off" is gay
QED
>Labour are going to get thrashed after that trainwreck from Corbyn
>>75599815
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/the-day-i-stopped-believing-in-the-friendship-myth/
just read a basic economics textbook and it'll tell you that the government needs to spy on your browsing history to keep you safe
life is all pain
When we discover fission and an industrial scale method of storing renewable energy, we'll probably look back at this age like we viewed the Victorians
>>75599845
aha
feel bad for the m8s who are VERY likely to end up with 2:2s
though it is their fault tbf
>>75599871
just tippex the bit of paper mate
>>75599871
literally all me
wifi kills bees my dude
>>75599766
false
>>75599871
>tfw still waiting for results
might go to bed soon
>>75599865
the Victorian era was the pinnacle of human civilisation
Imagine typing up your thesis on a fucking typewriter
One mistake or typo and you've got to re-type the entire page
Don't know whether to fap to traps or NTR
>>75599912
is he ok
https://twitter.com/liberalism_txt/status/869034820072071168
old version of 4chan:
some noticeboard up some shitty alley in zone 3
It's fairly obvious by now that Brexit will be a total shit show, any deal that we do strike with Europe is going to leave us worse off. Every economic and political institution along with the government and nearly all universities put the case forward that it'll be anything but sunshine and rainbows. Any elected government is going to have to deal with this failure and as a result will indeed be blamed for Brexit's failure. So why on earth would you want power?
ello :3
>>75599865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aztAHgOkSiI
>>75600008
excited about this prospect when everyone becomes poorer and blames the tories
>>75600008
>Why would you want power?
To stop Brexit
https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/2/15728276/british-airways-power-supply-turned-off-reports
lol
>>75599909
same should be a week or so maybe
guaranteed a 2;1 min
>>75600008
Just remember that Europe will be so radically different in 50 years that the EU will surely collapse
>>75600074
lucky
i NEED a 2:1 otherwise my career is just dead
>>75600055
brexit must go ahead
it'll hurt us but we must bear it in the name of democracy and freedom
right gonna go sleep
night sissy brit bois xx
>>75599774
HAHAHAHA
>16 stone
Ramadan so comfy
had a bottle of beer and feeling very suggestible x
>The Tory commitment to get net migration down to the tens of thousands risked harming the economy, particularly when coupled with the ageing British population, Emmerson said. “Their continued focus on reducing immigration would, if effective, cause considerable economic damage as well as creating an additional problem for the public finances”.
Do educated people think our economy is like Speed 3 where if we stop importing Pakis the bus will explode?
>comp sci/comp e
>plentiful jobs starting 40-50k
>>75600106
wahey just be yourself
dont have a career at all tho
>>75600166
no, but you do need a constant influx of immigrants to ensure that there's enough people to pay for the future
Thank you all for brightening my day. So far, today was a great day of shitposts and comradery. Sometimes this general is a cesspool of negativity and other times it is a beacon of humorous shitposts. Today is clearly the latter. Where I live, the day is over, in other locales, it is almost over so I hope we can come together over the course of this rollercoaster of a summer and look back on days like this. Cheers!
>>75600008
the destruction of the EU is a necessary step for socialism to triumph in Britain and Europe
>>75599720
>33k
lmao, are you implying that's a good salary?
>>75600196
And what happens when those immigrants get old?
>>75600171
yeah but thats in dollarydoos
>>75600166
all our economic projections are based on immigration at over 100,000
Thoughts on starting an apprenticeship at 23?
>>75600229
fully automated luxury communism
>>75600171
yeah but it's difficult to study
>>75600241
depends on the apprenticeship and wage
>>75600153
take 6 months out of your life to sort it m8
you only have to do it once
>>75600229
well then we'll get more immigrants
hate the french me
>>75600231
>dollarydoos
they don't pay in australian dollars if I recall correctly
>>75600268
nah I love it. it's not bad studying something you're interested in
>>75600026
been looking for something like this, thanks
>>75600287
racist
bit cold out
australian weather
>tfw cuckoldry wasn't just an American meme
>>75600313
love RAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WZcgyul7Xk
>>75600355
the British upper classes really are degenerate as fuck
business idea: cripple myself with carpal tunnel so I can just live off bennies
>>75600407
liquidation when
>>75600355
was reading the wiki page for buster keaton earlier
he had an affair with the wife of some millionaire and he was ok with it
makes you think
>>75600355
the word cuckold was invented by a brit mind you
need the entire continent of australia out of business, soonish
>>75600407
>British upper classes
Which they aren't part of.
>degenerate
What the fuck happened to Boris Johnson?
>>75600368
oh wait, this is the guy who wrote prometheus rising lol
business idea: have a wank
>>75600485
look at that brick shithouse in the back
hmm nah
the gf
onaholes smell quite pungently of the artificial substance from which they are forged
the amerijews want to topple another country
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/30/opinion/venezuela-needs-international-intervention-now.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&smtyp=cur&_r=0
>>75600500
mad racist cunt
>>75600522
very creative post, johnathan
>>75600534
Stab her in the cunt.
>>75600475
BBC presenters? yes they are
>>75600500
he's foreign secretary lmao
>>75600522
state of you
>>75600542
>Jared Genser
>He was also a Raoul Wallenberg Scholar at Hebrew University of Jerusalem.
lets write tim a letter, one word at a time
i'll start
Dear
>>75600542
oh no, we're going to topple another communist shithole led by a dictator?
>>75600569
Erm... no. Thick fucking cunt.
>>75600604
tim
>>75600621
Byrne
>>75600228
>>75600228
I'm 22 and I live in the UK... Yes it's alright
Salaries here are dire
>>75600522
"nigger school"
how do you not know this trick
>Erm
umm...
>>75600627
alri
>>75600638
uhm...
>>75600651
The
Listening to new order
Cow pat.
absolutely crap for ASMR purposes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T93gh35zkg
>>75600680
seek help you lonely fuck
>>75600667
How about you listen to the squelch your anus makes when I force my lubed fist right up to your guts?
>>75600703
I'd be okay with this
>>75600680
I hate when people get right in my face to speak with me, so hearing this stuff makes me angry
>>75600698
>he doesnt know
its like you prefer 3d""women"" over internet gfs
>it's another "yank creates multiple posts in the old thread" episode
>>75600698
hmm yeah i'll take advice from someone who is also on 4chan at 1am
>>75600726
why are you watching the old thread anyway?
We've been hearing for years from the media that Jeremy Corbyn is an unelectable dinosaur with no chance of winning and will sink Labour for years. Labour now have their highest ratings in years- much higher than even the last time they were in power.
Turns out it was the media intentionally lying to us, gaslighting us because they fear a country in which his policies are implemented.
The large majority of the media is owned by billionaires like Rupert Murdoch, the Barclay brothers and Richard Desmond. The majority of elite, highly-paid journalists went to the same schools, universities and live in the same areas as Conservative MPs. Andrew Neil was Rupert Murdoch's right-hand man. Rebekah Brooks' closest friends are Tony Blair and David Cameron. They do not want an outsider with popular support interrupting their pact.
The media is not your friend. It is not a check on power. It is the chief method in which the elites maintain control of this country by manufacturing consent for their ideas and viewpoints.
what did /brit/ mean by this?
>>75600707
You have no say in the matter.
How do compasses work?
>>75600745
If you don't vote for the Tories, then you have no nuts
>>75600754
>Bryne
what the fuck did u do?
i used to be into feet but recently ie become infatuated with armpits
>>75600767
I'm still cool with it
>>75600745
Corbyn's director of communications is a Guardian editor
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-army-could-stage-mutiny-under-corbyn-says-senior-serving-general-10509742.html
civil war when?
how do i complement a girls armpits without sounding like a creep
>>75600828
Good to know the army has our back in case this communist lunatic gets in
>>75599648
muh dick
>>75600845
finnish nigger
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/06/its-no-fluke-poll-labour-heading-landslide-wales
>>75600768
William Gilbert was an English physician, physicist and natural philosopher.
He is remembered today largely for his book De Magnete (1600), and is credited as one of the originators of the term "electricity". He is regarded by some as the father of electrical engineering or electricity and magnetism.[1]
He concluded that the Earth was itself magnetic and that this was the reason compasses point north (previously, some believed that it was the pole star [Polaris] or a large magnetic island on the north pole that attracted the compass).
He was the first to argue, correctly, that the centre of the Earth was iron.
>>75600745
you copy/pasted this from reddit didn't you
has that arrogant feeling
Imagine thinking 33k gbp (42.5k USD / 57k AUD) is a good salary for a 22 year old
dire state of your country
>>75600780
s-sory ;c
been putting off the simple task of writing a cover letter for over a week now
>>75600873
love it
Love America, Bald Eagles, freedom, guns, oil, Trump, hate pints
>>75600891
if you really wanted a job you wouldn't need one
>>75600887
that's good for a wagie
>>75600913
what
>>75600917
I started at 85k at 23
>>75600355
>people employed by BBC are cucks
not even slightly surprised
>>75600887
how much are you on mate?
did mark ever have sex in peep show
>working
non-trust fund babies leave the thread please
hate white people
hate music that isn't grime
love getting cucked by the wife
love corbyn
>>75600970
yeah he had sex with sophie
>>75600941
t. rich parents
>>75600828
not a fan of the army betraying the monarch
only if she orders a military coup should one happen
How do people out of school afford traveling Asia?
>selling a shitty old lamp on cragslist for $5
imagine being in this state of mind
>>75600970
a few times - sophie, dobbie, april and he got raped by a lesbian
>>75600941
What you do?
>>75600970
he got raped in his own bedroom
>>75600970
yeah with the teen goth girl really early on
>>75601008
Where I work, my company lets me fly for anywhere on my days off (two a week)
>>75600984
Not at all
Just went to number 1 uni in aus and did software eng.
Also living in a first world country helps. That number is in AUD as well.
Uuh why the fuck are people from York so obsessed with nuking everything
>>75601025
love dogs. they're so intelligent and loving
>>75601025
who was in the wrong here?
Speculative realist here
Reminder to Vote Labour on June the 8th
>>75601025
Fake.
>>75601062
gotta nuke something
>>75601084
>voting
I'm not gonna be blamed for this shitshow that's about to begin
>>75601106
touché
>>75601084
>hippies
Do they realize the 1960s ended already?
Ahh...she means"hippies"....the bored millennials who role-play as something they never were. Of course..
whats the rap scene like in your town
>mine
no idea
girl in the blue/yellow dress is very cute
>>75601025
me on the left
>>75601135
i thought you might think so but youre wrong
>>75601079
ceasar for pissing off the dog when it was giving all the "no bully pls" signs
not going to lie to you i honestly dont care about any of you and would prefer it if you all fucked off
>>75601134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EkxebsumAw
>>75601160
i don't even know who you are
Just letting you all know that I've discontinued the *gets schwifty* gimmique.
Feel free to use it but I think it has run its course. I'm moving on to greener pastures and more cerebral gimmiquereaux.
Thanks,
Tom
why is center spelled centre in britain but nigger isn't spelled niggre
>>75600941
Oh, is that all? You're cute :) x
>in a threat about kathy lee on /tv/
>janitor deletes it despite it being about a woman whos been on television for years because its about something she did in the political realm
4chan fucking sucks these days 2bh, more reddit than its ever been. janitors are so autistic that they're at no-fun allowed levels.
>>75601221
t. ertard
good morning
>>75601131
it's just a bit of fun you autist
>>75601235
>>75601228
hello nigger
>>75601235
quite literally do not care in the slightest
just leave mate
What do you do for fun?
>>75600680
christ that's basically just porn at that point
>>75601264
yeah nice use of developer tools
>>75601264
don't call me a nigger mate
i've walked on water run through fire
can't seem to feel it anymoooore
me and the girls x
>>75601221
because not all words do the re/er thing
stop looking for patterns where there aren't any
>>75601293
poof spotted
Pregnant Baby Elsa in Bikini Steps in POOP!!! w/ Spiderman Joker Hulk in Real Life Funny Video Superhero Prank
>>75601270
i eat
the reason /tv/ is shit is because there are too many yanks, just like /cum/
oh yeah? well my /ck/ thread has been up for 4 days
quite impressive if i may pat myself on the back :^)
How much does a license cost? CBA walking while my peers are crusing in Vauxhalls and SEAT leons
business idea: revive the past gimmick "mirth"
>>75601311
>the reason /tv/ is shit
/tv/ is a top 10 board
>>75601322
the carrot nose ruined this post
>>75601302
having emotions and appreciating fine music is not gay
>>75601311
>the reason /tv/ is shit
awkward because it's not... :/
>>75601322
/ck/ is an underated board tbqh
>>75601172
>>75601134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxumB1qz00U
Souf Dallas swag
>>75601301
in america we just use er for everything though
/tv/ has too much alt-right shitflinging but it's good for a laugh (sometimes)
golden age of /tv/
>>75601322
I have a thread on leftypol since March sweetie xx
>>75601322
whats the thread about..................................
>>75601349
bums against the walls lads
>>75601395
you need to go back (to the discord)
>>75601406
Not on it
>Aussie
um this is a brit thread huney x
Suggest a movie lads
love Alien.*
watched Arrival (2016)
liked interstellar
prefer something new
leftypol is the eastasia of /brit/
could really use a (you) right now, but getting it for this post will only make me feel worse as i did not earn it
Heading to the gym in a couple of hours. How do i avoid drunk normies?
>>75601309
post belly
>>75601432
gym at 1:30? wtf
>>75601432
>gym
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25
:^)
Lamborghini Mercy
>>75601442
I have a non-peak hours membership. Plus it's more comfy at night
really thought someone would give me a (you) as a joke
wow, made me feel EVEN worse
Heading to the gym in a couple of hours. How do I avoid sober NEETs?
>>75601394
undisputable golden age list
20??-2007 /b/
2007-2009 wild west, no meme superpowers
2009-2011 /fit/
2010-2012 /sp/
2012-2014 /tv/ overlapping a year with /sp/
2015-present day /pol/
>>75601432
who goes to the gmy in the middle of the night
>>75601380
that's because some idiots tried to simplify english but did a half-arsed job of it
I mean come on now - colour - color - both silly
you should have specific letters for each individual sound
hundreds of letters
i apologize for saying the Sopranos was boring
i just saw the Paulie psychic scene and i am fucking SCREECHING
>>75601484
Shadilay my dude xd btfo thos sjwjews
>>75601347
>>75601362
yank tv and films are generally terrible
therefore /tv/ is terrible
>undisputable golden age list
>20??-2007 /b/
>2007-2009 wild west, no meme superpowers
>2009-2011 /fit/
>2010-2012 /sp/
>2012-2014 /tv/ overlapping a year with /sp/
>2015-present day /pol
>>75601508
FUCKING QUEERS
>>75601508
>>75601484
>present day is golden age /pol/
pfffffffffffffffthahahahhaa
>'dora61.jpeg
>>75601484
>2015-present day /pol/
pronounced "gym" as "gim" for far too long when i was younger before someone corrected me
>>75601394
why is baneposting still so fucking funny
are you a paul merton or an ian hislop? take our test to find out!
laptop randomly shut down. Should I check if there is shit covering the vents for it cool down by removing the butt plate with a screw?
https://youtu.be/f4QBRgyitFs?t=46s
absolutely banging choon
any good quizzes for the general election lads?
>1494176054017.jpg
Any of you lads seen that new anime movie Keit Ai?
>tfw handsome but no confidence
>.jpeg
>>75601484
>2015-present day /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3KHQfLBK_w
chooooon
>>75601484
>2015-present day /pol/
>>75601576
genuinely dont know what he meant by that
>why yes I have over 142 fedora images that I post on a image board
>>75601516
>>75601541
>>75601547
>>75601593
>>75601604
>>75601619
eyy liam
>.gif
>I don't have over 142 images saved to my hard disc drive
>2015-present day pol
one of these days i intend to buy a box of a dozen donuts and a few flavors of cheese cake and just have an all you can eat festival of food
>>75601583
ah yes just like everyone
>>75601583
FONT
>_
>nigger.gif
>signed up for private insurance 3 months ago
>used some broker
>gives me some company, 45 pounds/month
>ok.jpg
>charged 45 AND 145 the first month
>meh, probably it's just the yearly excess plus whatever dummy month for whatever reason
>charged 45 AND 145 the second month but miss it on the bank statement because I'm a blind fuck
>notice 45 AND 145 this month
>check standing orders
>two different health insurance companies are charging me monthly
fuck me, I'm scraping for fucking pennies and some fat poo in loo niggers in the city are fucking me out of 200 pounds a month
jews were a mistake
I'm calling these fucks tomorrow even if it's weekend because I want my 450 pounds back. What are the chances of success? Would they be able to just deny them giving my details to two different companies?
She's here
>i have my fedora images saved on my computer and not my phone
>nigger
>Oh yes, I do indeed post to the 'chan from my cellular device
>>75601683
she who works without pay?
>>75601681
aw man that sucks
>I post from my phone
>>75601673
>>75601692
>(random_numbers).jpg
/pol/ getting that many greentexts pretty much proves that the board is in its golden age
look into your hearts
>Josie
>I don't phonepost
>>75601720
how does this image prove josie is janny
Why do British girls have sexy bodies but their faces look odd?
thinking about opening a second 'dora folder dedicated to .gifs and .webms
>Why yes I do prefer posting from my computer and not from the comfort of my own bed as I want to look superior on a vietnamese knitting board
>>75601728
alri philip
>>75601747
is he ok
>/pol/ getting that many greentexts pretty much proves that the board is in its golden age
>look into your hearts
>>75601750
just think about it
use your head
>>75601763
perfectly fine
>thinking about opening a second 'dora folder dedicated to .gifs and .webms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GEhHNsJyho
choon
>>75601754
he looks like a thom yorke macaulay culkin lovechild
>me and the girls edition- 305 posts and 66 image replies shown.
I want to cuddle with Chad :3
Go go go go
Go shawty,
its your birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss
Really weird desu
>>75601777
I'm too stupid explain it to me
>calling the janny by their first name
gawd that's almost as bad as calling them mum or dad
>>75601809
be my gf
So why do people hate corbyn?
Genuinely confused here the past generation has been largely nonsense like the bedroom tax and vast under-funding of public services coupled with an awful foreign policy so I don't get the hate for someone trying ot turn that around?