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commie slag tits edition
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'vin' a 'nk
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Love communism
Hate capitalism
Not an ideologist just don't like 'em
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love pussy lads
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thinking of starting a new racial slur, dunno who to focus it on though
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pay up piggies
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having a yank
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could do with a sexual release
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my policy? simple really, it boils down to one thing:

FUCK
OFF
YANKS
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guess how many motorways in East Anglia
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Watching Graham Norton. I LOVE being marketed to and worshiping these celebrities. They really are gods to me while I am a peasant. I am part of the hierarchal system of society at the bottom while these gods reside at the top.
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They should honestly create boob museums at this point, the xenoestrogen fueled development is magnificent
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my policy? simple really, it boils down to one thing:

touching
big
willies
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TRYING to do nofap
do not appreciate this OP image
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>>75597917
none
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>>75597940
how big
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is anyone here legitimately not an organ donor
for what purpose if so
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>>75597923
hello nigger
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>>75597941
Did it for 21 days
No superpowers except crippling depression when i failed
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Corbyn brilliant - giving nothing to nuclear war fanatics; nothing to low paying small business people. And utterly connected w audience
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>>75597940
Theres one here x
>>75597941
No fap is a meme
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main parties
>Labour: hard-left, nationalisation, hard socialism
>Conservatives: centre-left, anti-conservatism, anti-localism, pro-surveillance, pro-censorship
>Liberal Democrats: left, socialism-lite, pro-gay, anti-family, ultra Europhiles
>UKIP: libertarian right, populism, localism, actual conservatism, eurosceptic
minor parties
>BNP: hard left nationalist party, protectionism, racism
>Respect: pro-fundamentalist islam, anti-israel, anti-west, pro-jihad, pro-terrorism
>English Democrats: "English nationalism", mainly made up of people for whom the BNP is too sophisticated
>Greens: far-left, environmentalism, progressivism, anti-nuclear, anti-war, anti-GMO, anti-fracking, basically anti-reliable energy
>Liberty GB: libertarian, right, eurosceptic, anti-islam, pro-Churchill
regional parties
>Plaid Cymru: hard left, pro-Welsh language (forcing it on road signs, in schools, etc)
>SNP: failing to get Scottish independence, hard left, centralising powers in Scotland, getting English taxpayer's money and denying it
>DUP: right, religious unionism
>UUP: centre-right, unionism, moderate conservatism
>TUV: right-wing, unionist, conservative, anti-power sharing, eurosceptic
>Sinn Fein: ex-terrorists, far-left, Romantic-era Irish nationalism combined with militant Roman Catholicism, wants of a 32-county Gaelic-speaking Catholic socialist agricultural republic
>SDLP: hard left socialists, Irish nationalists
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>>75597923
why not willy museums you sexist
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anime
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Anyone know how to trick microwaves into working with the door open? Unfortunately, can't nuke the bollocks without closing the door, so I'm in a bit of a pickle here.
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doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llia7gdJd40
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Shitty of London
Isle of Shite
Runtland
Poornwall
Poorfolk
Poorset
Porthumberland
Up the Chuffolk
East Gaysex

UK counties without motorways
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What booze should I pick up on the way home from work lads?
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>>75597970
need ukip in power
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>>75597970
>labour
>hard socialist
Stopped reading
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post your favourite place in britain lads
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>>75597989
slice out a hole in the middle of the door
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>>75597970
>conservatives
>centre-left
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lads is it true that with confidence, you can fake it til you make it?
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why cant all roads be underground?
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Positive feelings: willies
Negative feelings: pants
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>>75597958

FOY

Sudanlad is honorary brit
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>>75597977
at this rate, willies will cease to exist in the near future, but i guess that's a good reason to start making some museums about them
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>>75597977
We can have them established side by side

>>75597958
>muh racial insecurity!
Go back to /pol/ where you can beg for racial acceptance, chicano
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>>75597970
>labour
>hard-left
state of you
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>>75598016
im not posting my room its messy rn
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>>75597952
>>75597969
only over 8 inch willies please x
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*sneezes*
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>>75597970
you appear to have put a party with one (1) seat in as a major party, anon?
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Thoughts?
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>>75598016
solihull and failsworth
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>>75598056
yes hello xx
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>>75597970
Absolutely brilliant post
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>>75598051
hello nigger
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>>75598016
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>>75598035
you don't need confidence to fake it mate

the only thing you need to make it is yourself
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>>75598070
hate jocks wish they'd fuck off
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>>75598070
that can't be real
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>>75598016
longleat centre parcs
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my policy? simple really, it boils down to one thing:

GAS
THE
TAIGS
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>>75598044
Thank you m8, I'll be gone and rid the thread of one more JF, let the American do his thing, he's some slavic or spanish immigrant dealing with a sense of inadequacy amongst his new neighbours, and needs to feel super-white
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>>75598070
>an indndent sand
don't know what that means
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>>75598086
>1400
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>>75598070
'bsolute state of sc*tland
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>>75597970
>Conservatives: centre-left
>Liberal Democrats: left, socialism-lite
>BNP: hard left nationalist party
>Liberty GB: libertarian
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>>75598107
>getting this butthurt over me saying hello nigger
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who likes that "new" radiohead song
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>>75598016
isle of wright
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don't like my posts being visible
shan't be posting much more
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PROSSIE LADS WHAT'S YOUR OPINION
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>>75598016
plymouth
sheffield

simple as
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Going to tell you lads a secret ive never told anyone else

5 years ago I used to post on /b/ 'kik loyalty threads'. The way they worked was, you posted your girlfriends kik and then /btards/ would send her dickpics and see if she stayed loyal or not.

I used to post my own kik, saying I was a bender (which I was), and then play along with it for free dickpics and erotic RP sessions.

Opinions on this confession of mine?
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*points at the camera*
lets's find out
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>>75598148
We don't like new cunt yanks disrespecting brit lads
>>75598142
>not commenting on the labour hard left and hard socialist meme
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>>75598168
>plymouth
white ghetto
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>>75598077
WHOA
very nice haha

*looks your address up on google images*

OH MY! So close to me!
*puts on puma suede shoes and legs it to yours*

wahey alright mate
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>>75597970
this post is brilliant because it pisses off exactly the right kind of people that need to fuck off /brit/ and go back where they came from

you know who I'm talking about
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>all the conservative cunts btfo by being called out as globalist lefties
Irrevocably btfo, you're done, same credibility as the communist runts, get out pronto
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genuinely think i'm developing schizophrenia lads
between hearing voice-thoughts in my head when i was 16, my GP accusing me of being psychotic at 19 and what happened last night, my outlook isn't looking too fucking bright

I don't even have a reaction image suitable for this feel
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the absolute state of it
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1496406056880.webm
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>>75598148
Do you want a lollipop or a gold star? Call the nearest white American to dispense one

>'I am going to say stuff and pretend everyone's butthurt! That'll show people what I am worth!'
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>>75598185
chrishtyuns
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>>75597798
why won't people accept the fact that lil wayne is a better rapper than Biggie smalls, 2Pac and nas combined? are they all oldfags who grew up in the 90s and feel that their music is more superior because it's what they used to listen to in their youth?
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>>75598206
i get those all the time

don't go to the doctor, they give you pills and you just end up depending on them and each time you go off the voices just get worse

mine is really soft and i just let it happen
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>>75598192
:3 get here fast this willy can't suck itself
>>75598181
Smart lad desu
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>>75598016
doxable information
(it's my house)
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>>75598213
you definitely sound a bit butthurt over a word lol, anyone can see that
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>>75598070
the SNP is not a progressive party.
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>>75598016
Your mums fanny and arse wahey
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ah yes


there is:
>Anime time
usually a few hours where threads all have Karen or K-On editions and nonces spam anime nonstop, usually just an excuse to post pictures.

>Rorke o'clock
thread goes full /pol/ for a good 400 posts and discussion is mostly complaining about pakis, lefties, and calling people rasheed. This is a prime time to bait for (You)s since rorkes trigger easily

>/metabrit/
weird discussion about the thread or the general itself. usually a time when we reflect on old /brit/ moments or complain about the shitter aspects of /brit/. lots of discussion about personalities here. doesn't happen too often though

>/britfeels/
late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour

>normie central
around 7pm-12am, most prominent on Fridays imo. Lads asking about what to do with girls, chatting about drugs and getting drunk, loads of tinder screenshots

>morning aussie hours
honestly love this time of day, it's just shitposting while I wake up

>Fedora shitposting
usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images
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>>75598279
not a single word

sorry mate your post just doesn't interest me
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>>75598016
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>>75598008
>>75598024
>>75598053
>>75598065
>>75598142
>>75598189
back to the discord with you
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>>75598279
an interesting insight into how leftypol thinks /brit/ works
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>>75598279
do you keep this saved in a notepad file
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>>75598242
Why would anyone from Sudan be butthurt over the word nigger? That's how he always talks he has autism
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>>75598206
FWIW and a bit later, 9 years ago I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, with self-advocacy and research, long debates with several prominent psychiatrists, got it downgraded to depressive psychosis, got it downgraded again to Autism spectrum with psychiatric co-morbidities

The original diagnosing doctor even congratulated me, don't give up and work your way through it

>>75598242
>produce positive response
>lol you're positively butthurt!

>produce negative or unequiovocal response
>lol you're positively butthurt
Feel what you like, whatever makes you feel good and motivates you to do this
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>>75598279
perfect example of a post i shan't be reading, with excellent reddit spacing
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imagine taking your last breath and never having to experience this god forsaken earth ever again
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>>75598327
FOY newcunt
>>75598319
What? Proof of a raid?
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the tories are clearly left wing
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>>75598024

yep, they are.
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>>75598279
>>/britfeels/
>late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour
>>Fedora shitposting
>usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images
all me
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africans generally don't find the word "nigger" offensive
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>>75598354
>a literal retard getting very upset because I said nigger
keck
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>>75598358
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>>75598360
>replying to TWO posts calling out leftypol

subtle as a brick with your damage control, comrade
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What should I wear to this festival lads? Do I go for something more casual or something more dressy?
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based jeremy, who in their right mind would launch a nuclear missile

would rather burn to a crisp than resort to that kind of behaviour, stick to your guns jezza
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>>75597970
good post
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>>75598016
the 'puter with the gfs
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>>75598358
cannot wait honestly
just don't want to make my parents sad though, would break my dad.
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>replying to autismo yank
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never have seeded a torrent and never will
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>>75598430
'Casionally browse there and I've never seen a mention of a raid except when they do it on pol or r9k
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>the frenchie is also offended by the word nigger
howling, pottery
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>>75598279
>the leftypolist is a neet

hmm really triggered the neurons
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never have seeded a woman and never will
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don't use torrents meself
nuff of that nerd shite
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>>75598497
seed my tight arsehole
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>>75598440

he'd ban guns too, like all leftists do.
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>>75598510
don't you have to shart it out later though
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>>75598515
>leftists wanna ban guns
jesus
how yankified is the alt right
it's so funny (irl chuckling)
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>>75598206
Another thing is that these are almost 1:1 connected to stress levels, so reduce stress levels and genuinely try to distinguish if you're experiencing auditory hallucinations, and not severe paranoid thoughts connected to your state of mind

Good luck and best of health


>>75598410
>>75598490
Oh noes! what has befallen me! The utterance of such a travesty in mere jest! I am devastated!

I bet calling you a fat American would get the fat folds properly jiggling, not name-calling like this ;)
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>>75598264
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seeding supports capitalism
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>there's been multiple instances of suicide bombs in the UK

CREASING

Pretty sure we have just as many muslims as you guys do
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>howling, pottery
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the leftypol discord isn't for raids, lol, maybe some people from there post here, but yeaahhh... *rolles eyes*, you're nuts, fascist
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just said the word nigger on the internet
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>>75598279
anime transcends borders and time
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>>75598552

ours refuse to integrate
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>be Irish

>whinge about muh evil Saxons for 800 years

>claim you need to control your own land and have power over your own affairs

>elect a homosexual Indian as your PM and allow endless swarms of Nigerians into your non country


couldn't write it
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>>75598538
yeah i'm usually in bed after being bummed and when i fart i just feel a warm, gooey liquid seep out onto my sheets

sometimes lick it up if i'm feeling horny haha
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@64
And? I've seen people post pol stuff here doesn't mean theres a raid
t.knower
>>75598581
good lad
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>anon, we've heard you're suicidal? How can this be?? You have so much to live for!
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>>75598546
>acting like he doesn't care anymore since I pointed out he was upset
let's take a look back at >>75598051 >>75598107
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>>75598598
post your most underground memes
the type that alienate "normals"
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>drudgery at cockcrow
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can't wait for the election to be over with so all you runts can go back in your cages
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>>75598613
STOP STARING AT ME
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>>75598580
The stars have aligned and the day of Reckoning is upon hand

>>75598623
I was pointing out you were racially insecure, the most abusive American posters are usually non-Anglo and non-Germanic in my experience
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>>75598552
they have like 5x more than we do
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>>75598613
me in the back
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just found out non-anglos use decimals instead of commas for numbers, i.e 1.000 instead of 1,000

Fucking savages
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Stalking running qts on strava lads
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>>75598671
what the fuck is wrong with them
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droppin some redpills
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put it away, tim
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>>75598664
>saying nigger makes me racially insecure
hmm, no. sounds like you were just projecting tbqh
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>>75598671
there's nothing wrong with that and you have to be a moron to get confused
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>posted everyday for 2 years in the /gay general/ on /lgbt/
>stop posting for 2 days during exam season
>never feel the urge to post there again

I've been clean now for 4 months.
Weird, innit
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Lost all desire to have any sort of physical contact with women after just one bad relationship desu. Five years since I last had sex, still masturbate regularly, but just can't find the motivation to actually pursue girls in real life. Wonder if I'll regret it when I'm older.
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>>75598671
>decimals
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>>75598712
pics of your bum x
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got an urge to run outside and stab someone in their neck
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Holy shit
is this true?
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>>75598699
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>>75598733
no
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>>75598613
haha wish i had friends
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>>75598721
same except for me its only been 2 weeks

>>75598733
big if true

>>75598728
nah mate x
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>>75598699
>gap

wow deep symbolism there, never used before
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>>75598741
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>>75598721
>>75598756
FONT
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>>75598705
Okay enjoy calling your real-life acquaintances niggers, and good work on receiving acknowledgement for it

What else am I supposed to do to make you happy and fulfilled from saying it
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>>75598669
3.2% canada

4.8% uk
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>>75598319
>using expired gimmicks
state of you
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caaaats
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need to suck cocks of various shapes, sizes and colours
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big willies in my bum
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>>75598799
>>75598803
Call me lads x
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>>75598794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY4kdiM_x3s
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>>75598741
>I'm late for my holocaust history class

What did the author mean by this? He's some kind of paki, no?
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who here remembers this beauty?
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>>75598785
>jokingly saying nigger online means I shout about it in real life
niggers like you sure are dumb aren't you
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>>75598794
welcome back
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>>75598799
do me first please mate>>75598799
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>>75598825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBjKntYuUIk
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it's all fun and games until an actual black man appears
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>1 hour of work left
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why is the British education system such garbage?
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>>75598778
>/r/hapas shit

lmao fuck off

it's not racist for a woman to prefer tall men with broad shoulders and proportionate faces.

Handsome Asian men slay too
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>find really good eurobeat song posted on /brit/
>listen to it like a dozen times in one day, super catchy
>just found out its from My Little Pony

want to die
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>>75598859
I thought it was a non-offensive word, what happened? You aren't capable of casually swinging it by amongst close friends and family?
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>join international homo-forum
>7/10 are from the UK

Lol what's up with that?
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>>75598778
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>>75598880
it's about passing exams rather than learning stuff
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>>75598756
Don't think it's the same at all then lad, don't want to cause an argument though xx
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2btR9rAcdzo
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>>75598880
>>75598908
Hmm...
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>>75598929
actually in 2017 Oxford is #1 again x
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asians should stop having an inferiority complex, i know a couple who just act like regular guys and pull or have white gfs

all autistic people are bad with women
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>>75598904
>I thought it was a non-offensive word
who said that? are you imagining I said things to fit your own agenda and further your argument? lmao. niggers sure are stupid
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This man in fucking 60 years old and still thinks he's a 21 year old nigger
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Love cute lads
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>>75598880
academys, free schools, private schools, grammar schools etc leads to fragmentation and gutting of comp sector
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>>75598874
how much shitposting do you get to do at work
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>>75598929
Why does literally everyone important in the UK come from Cambridge or Oxford University? Talk about a caste society
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really wish this taig would stop posting these shitty comics desu
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>>75598929
my university isn't on the list
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>join international homo-forum
>7/10 are from the UK

>Lol what's up with that?
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>>75598929
Education system, not facilities
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I've been a vegetarian all my life and I've not been to the doctor for a medical complaint since I was in primary school. God only knows what my power would be like if I turned vegan.
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>>75598953
I blame SJWs
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SHAVED THE BEARD AND FORGOT I HAVE A WEAK CHIN AND JAWLINE
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>>75598997
Depends on how busy I am or how much fucks I don't give
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>>75598965
well he looks like hes 35-40, maybe having full belief that you're young can help you stay young
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wait wait wait
was the first harry potter book really renamed because yanks don't understand what philosopher means
bit funny if so
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>nigger
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>>75599044
only in america it was
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>>75599044
yeah it's too big of a word for us
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>>75599000
Because that's where clever people go
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>>75598958
No just perplexed at why you would make such a big deal out of it, but in the interest of free speech, rock on
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Really wish Bradleyposter would fuck off.
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>>75599053
hello nigger
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>>75599044
yeah
and zootopia is called zootroplis in the UK because only british people are smart enough to know what a metropolis is
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got called a wretched nigger in greggs earlier lads
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need to mak te
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>>75598880
schooling isn't intense enough in the uk and the quality of teaching isn't that great
also exams are what people are taught, not learning
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got called a beta male by buzzfeed
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>>75599044
Led Zeppelin were Lead Zeppelin until they realised Yanks would pronounce it 'leed zeppelin'
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>>75599098
top kek
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>balding at 24
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>friday night
>sitting on the chon shitposting about doing a poo and a wank

well lad, explain yourself????
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>>75599084
that didn't answer the question. why did you imply I thought nigger wasn't offensive?
if you recall, you're the one who made a big deal out of me saying hello nigger
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>>75599079
>Because that's where rich people go

fixed
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tfw rorkesheed
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So used to smelling tea tree oil on my gf's puss that I get a boner each time I smell it.
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>>75599141
got no friends
got no hope
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>>75599131
JUST
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>>75599131
Me balding at 23
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Lads
being a NEET is starting to get boring
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>>75599131

oh man did you get genetically cucked
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>>75599143
I did?

hello nigger
>>
unironically me

http://imgur.com/gallery/3eZkz
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>>75599174
haha yeah
>tfw you apply for jobs but you've been a NEET for so long that most won't bother with you
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>>75599152
whats she putting tea tree oil on her crotch for? sounds like itd burn a bit

that stuff smells pretty crazy. kind of pleasant but incredibly strong.
>>
>>75599174
how long you been living the good life?
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>>75597882
Pure ideology
*sniff*
*tugs on shirt*
>>
>>75599127
holy shit, it's real

>One account of how the new band's name was chosen held that Moon and Entwistle had suggested that a supergroup with Page and Beck would go down like a "lead balloon", an idiom for disastrous results.[16] The group dropped the 'a' in lead at the suggestion of their manager, Peter Grant, so that those unfamiliar with the term would not pronounce it "leed".[17]
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>>75599149
bizarro commie rorke
post your breakdown
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>>75599145
Both universities are actually pretty good at accepting people from poorer backgrounds.
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>>75599131


Dutch?
>>
>>75599203
know that feel
finished uni a week ago and havent applied to anything yet
>>
>>75599182
yup, here >>75598904
I'm tired of arguing with a retarded nigger now to be frank
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>>75599226
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>>75599255
get a job
you'll thank me in 6 years
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>>75599213
7 years
>>
I've never had a relationship with a girl cos I'm afraid she'll cheat on me.
>>
>>75599186
by far the gayest shit ive ever seen in my life
>>
>>75599238
only if you're brown
working class whites are fucked
>>
>>75599172
you look like you enjoy a good pint and a cheeky paki bashing with your working class mates
>>
>>75599225
who hurt the creator of these comics?
>>
>>75599257
How do you I don't do this with children as well? Play along with their fantasies?

Were you expecting a full-fledged debate and honorary doctorate for your effort?
>>
hope i die before climate change gets really bad desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diBka23DfnA
>>
>>75599264
>rorke
>rasheed
>rorke
>bootlicker
>rorke
>rasheed
>leftypol
>rorke
>rorke
>rasheed
>>
>>75599225
I think almost every girl I knew in uni admitted losing their virginity to some mega Chad type guy who'd fucked 100 girls. Think they find the idea of doing it the first time with a normal bloke repulsive or something.
>>
>>75599273
not bad, not bad, been a NEET 3 years m'self
>>
>>75599271
am trying but dont know how to un-JUST my cv and hate doing cover letters
>>
>>75599186
wish I was him
>>
>getting married to a female is gay

state of autismo yank
>>
>>75599299
everyone
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Anybody see this? Mental how like 70 teens all hanged themselves in such a short period.
Captcha:bridges
>>
>>75599208
it is known to be an antiseptic/antifungal, i guess she uses it as that. i don't mind it really, the first few times it kinda surprised me a bit
>>
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It's raining outside.
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>>75599299
Some Asian beta I think, or a hapa. He has a lot of comics about how pathetic he thinks MWAF is.
>>
>>75599325
try literally anything
even mcdonalds
>>
bit weird how i talk to you shits nearly every day but i'll never form any sort of relationship with any of you haha
this place is a waste of time hahahahaha
>>
>>75599186
what possesses someone to make this post
fucking faggot
>>
>>75599308
can't understand what you're saying you literal retard. which part is a fantasy?
>>
Love pints
Love the pub
Hate Muslims
Hate leftists
>>
>>75599342
I thought it was topically applied historically to absorb any moisture and 'pustulent material', but taking the theophylline direct from the tree sap is weird
>>
>>75599322
why do you keep posting this image you autist
>>
gay thoughts are back lads
>>
>>75599275
are you 100% sure thats the main reason? this isnt that scary 2bh
>>
>>75599352


WMAF is unbelievably pathetic to be fair

there isn't a single non numale runt who has an asian gf that's white
>>
>>75599379
what image
>>
>>75599364
The fantasy of your unwarranted self-importance, do you want me to play along?
>>
>>75599359
shan't be applying to anything less than 24k desu
>>
>>75599390
asian women are usually decent looking though
>>
>>75599390
He's only butthurt about it because he views white guys as stealing his rightful gfs.
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>>75599297
True

But I'm not working class anymore
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>>75597798
ARE ROSIE
>>
>>75599419
in which post do I act self important? seems you're on full damage control
>>
>>75599375
prolly some remedy she picked up from her friends to prevent any infection.
>>
>>75599286
You're a fraud, Nigel.
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>>75599456
grim
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>>75599456
*neighs*
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>love ukip
>they arent standing in my constituency
>only other party i'd consider voting is labour
>this is the fucking labour candidate
spoilt ballot it is then
>>
>>75599460
hello nigger

>>75599467
I want to know if tea consumption has natural anti-infective benefits, these multigenerational remedies always have something going for them
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>>75599501
spoiler the hog
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>>75599424
so how long are you going to be applying for jobs that don't want you until you realise that you need a shitty job first?
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>>75599363
fuck you irish twat, jealousy is a disease

http://imgur.com/gallery/3SaPK
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496223578388.webm
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>>75599501
>>love ukip
>>only other party i'd consider voting is labour
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>>75599518
that's what I thought. you've got a bit more than autism methinks
>>
>>75599529
will give it a month or two
got a masters degree in physics so fingers crossed xx
>>
Lads, I love tits
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>blair almost invaded zimbabwe to overthrow mugabe

wtf i love blair even more now?
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>>75599544
1 swift kick, that's all it would take
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howling
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>>75599566
No I am just belittling you in front of the other threadgoers by providing nonsensical answers to your self-important seriousness
>>
>>75599542
>(1 of 59)
nah, i'll pass
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>>75599568
>degree in physics
>7 years a neet
pottery
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You know who you are
>>
>>75599558
yes
UKIP and labour appeal to patriotic nativist socialists
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>>75599619
pass me a pint runtboy

*glasses you*
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>>75599518
interesting, this is what i got from a single search
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3249787/

i guess this would affect our natural (good) flora as well?
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>>75599031
shed the gristle tubbo
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>>75599627
Would rather be alone forever than have that top line be my future.
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love how tim still talks about the letter he got sent almost a year ago
>>
has tim really lost it
>>
>>75599648
>>75599648

new
>>
>>75599622
kinda sad desu. shows that nepotism is alive and strong
>>
Labour's manifesto is literally just freebies to middle class tree-huggers in bristol and london
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>>75599622
>>
Tattooed people? Fucking hate them mate
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>>75599657
there is literally nothing going on his life
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>>75599475
>>75599489
shit taste
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>>75599638
Thanks anon, it mainly states that most benefit comes from green tea, not black because of 'catechins' and their antioxidant properties
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aAD0yJ3SdQ

The future of /brit/.
>>
Listening to new order
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>>75597798
Normally I hate tattoos but that Led Zep one is pretty goodo
>>
>>75597798
who's the owner of those nice and soft melons
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