>you wake up on a beach full of Germans

Ask them to stop digging so many holes in the sand

At least it's not a beach full of Brits or Russians.

>>75596791
>Russians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S4O6qSy7CY

>>75596675
immediately look for qt bored german girls

>>75597414
>ooga booga where de whit wimmenz at paulo

Steal their stuff

inb4 that autistic German holedigging pasta

>>75597475
med + germ = love

I leave; obviously it must be a pretty bad beach if germshits think it's good.

Let's hope it's not in the East where everyone's naked 'cos I'm not keen on looking at some 60 year old guy's ballsack.

Germans make decent tourists.

me sell sunglass beery cheep ooga booga clikc clik

so why am I waking up in Spain?

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Shit on the beach and then rape a german girl

Can't be worse than an average american beach.

>>75598690
>Walking alone in a non-european country like a stupid bitch
She deserved it.

middle-aged red titties everywhere. like the Germs tho :D

>wake up
>germany covered your neighbors in towels

I politely ask the if they wouldn't mind not digging holes everywhere.