/cum/

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/balt/

I got way more (you)s before I got flags

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Memes.

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Like my tattoos?

>>75596115
Why are you rude to me

Ah yes the whole "I'm sorry, but actually let me tell you why it wasn't really my fault"

As Hillary Clinton so does Kathy Griffin

>>75596135
>tfw unranked

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>>75596135
I'm never in the rankings and I post almost every day

>>75596159
How have I been rude? You called me an autist for not wanting to walk into a sex shop

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s14JM5jGKSKX

Just gonna leave this stuff here

>>75596198
>he thinks sex is sacred
laughinganimegirls.gif

>>75596090
That would unironically be me if I was ever stationed overseas in Japan

>>75596198
I thought that was Ryan lol

I don't remember how you were rude to me

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Hook me up with some obscure memes

>>75596236
I think I've lightly bullied you before for gay posting.

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so true...

>>75596280
people only hate on the south because we have a lot of black people living here.

>>75596280
Reminds me of when I saw somebody once refer to themselves as a Confederate-American

>>75596208

this is all fake.

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Mr. Trump saved particular vitriol for the Green Climate Fund, a United Nations program under which richer countries transfer funds to poorer ones to help them mitigate the effects of climate change.

“Nice name,” he said, adding, “We’re going to be paying billions and billions and billions of dollars, and we’re already way ahead of anybody else. Many of the other countries haven’t spent anything, and many of them will never pay one dime.”

The United States has pledged $3 billion to the fund, which is the most of any country in aggregate terms. But it is far from the only contributor, and on a per-capita basis, it is not the highest. Sweden has contributed $581 million, which works out to a little less than $60 per person, six times the amount the United States is pledging per capita.

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>>75596278
That was probably it

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What type of pizza should I get?

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>>75596208
Can confirm I did indeed say that.

>>75596332
I like you 2bh, just not a fan of gayposting tho
but this is /cum/ so what do I expect

>>75596052
Cute pupper.

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>>75596336
Get me a hawaiian bro

>>75596330
Europeans and their actions aren't worthy of thought

>>75596392
It's just shitposting desu

>>75596280
>people actually think it's bigoted to be bigoted against bigoted people
that's a biblethumper for you

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no one wants to hang out

>>75596418
>it's just shitposting
is that really a reason why he shouldn't dislike it?

>>75596166
haven't seen you around before

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>>75596433

>>75596443
Did I ever say it was? Don't ever respond to me again

>>75596336
None, you should be eating vegetals and chiken.

>>75596433
see >>75596318
the most religious group of people in the US are black baptists

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>>75596280
hmm

>>75596433
the thing is, everyone with the slightest backbone is bigoted against something. but we need to learn to live with each other without wanting to shut each other up or hurt each other

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>>75596524
Reminder

>>75596524
Yeah, but nobody ever hates on southern blacks.

>>75596546
utopian nonsense

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>>75596524
>dark blue areas

>>75596433
Does that mean I can be bigoted against blacks considering they're some of the most racist people on this planet? Same with asians.

>>75596598
my home

>areas with the most blacks are the most conservative

really makes me think

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>hating entire groups of people

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not letting use this image

>>75596524
don't worry they(blue)'re expanding
t. lived in a yellow county next to a blue county

>>75596524
Chesapeake is not 50% + black

>>75596703
some groups have earned it

>assuming learned prejudice means you hate everyone even tangentially related to that group
I would never want to live near negros, yet i had one write a letter or recommendation to my graduate school. she's a very nice and intelligent woman. I wish her the best

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>>75596703
>hating

>>75596579
>appalachia
the maritimes will rise again

>>75596736
check it against 2010 census data and get back to us.
that graph is sourced, your post isn't.
guess which one i trust more

Only hate urban monkeys desu

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Don't forget to get your kots from my Tumblr, the archive goes back as far as 2011
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive

I'm going to bed, I woke up at 5am

pedophiles are fucking assholes

Only hate your mom desu

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>>75596280
its not a regional thing anymore. its a rural vs urban thing now

>>75596904
disgusting.
i didn't want that image in my head

>>75596703
i play poker and ive learned that common variables with known patterns can be very profitable to exploit. in the case of real life it seems to be profitable to avoid blacks because they are many times more likely to rob or murder you than any other race in this country. blows my mind some people don't understand this and cry about muh racism instead.

>>75596932
I told you not to reply to me

>>75596921
still kills me how he turned parts of rhode island and vermont red

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>>75596908
MY MOTHER IS A SAINT

>>75596934
Almost like blacks are more likely to be poor and poor people are more likely to steal from you.

>>75596949
you have no authority here

>>75596828
>As of the census[14] of 2010, there were 222,209 people, 69,900 households, and 54,172 families residing in the city. The population density was 584.6 people per square mile (225.7/km2). There were 72,672 housing units at an average density of 213.3 per square mile (82.4/km2). The racial makeup of the city was 62.6% White, 29.8% Black or African American, 0.4% Native American, 2.9% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 1.2% from other races, and 3.0% from two or more races. 4.4% of the population were Hispanics or Latinos of any race. According to 2012 estimates 59.7% of the population is non-Hispanic white.

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>>75596921
>windwaker

>>75596994
ah yes, the state of "NEW" England

>>75596969
great then since i already avoid both blacks and the poor (the two most common variables of crime in this country) i'm at much less risk than the average american of becoming a victim of a crime violent or otherwise

feel much better thanks lad

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>>75596971

>>75596978
are we talking about the same Chesapeake county?
the one in that map that you pulled that information from is colored for 12-49% black, not 50+

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imagine if the northern 'tards were given more rights simply because they had more land

Feel like we need to remove the blacks and other darkies from our country lads

>>75597089
where are you getting all these pictures of my guns?

He always mutters such things in the wake of a mirror. Meshed into one suit, supported on a cane, he stumbled out.
The tales of coffee shops and iridescent puddles told him otherwise. Robes embroidered his figure.
"Why do you run away?" Death inquires.
The shallow breath retorts, "Absurd."

The computer screen dims from inactivity. Death still greets in the disconnected surface of the computer.
"What are you doing?"

The pale office lighting reveals only one shadow in the room. Bags stuffed with nothing, and scribbled sticky notes pollute his vision.
In a meek recorded manner, he pushes in the desk chair, turns away the screen, and pulls the nothings with a tight wrist.

The feeble digital light murmurs the time to him. 9:53 P.M.
The bottle reflects Death's face once more.
"Come join me," says Death. The room only reveals a pair of shoulders, slumped.
"Soon enough."

>>75597136
You gotta remove the chicanos first desu

>>75597156
Your kikebook

>>75597193
i dont' have a kikebook tho...

>>75597187
They're darkies. Anyone that's more than 1/8th native is non-white

>>75597214
Someone opened one under your name

>>75597110
imagine if the southies could bully the minorities in the north because they had more people

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>hey look at me, I posted a strawman

Only two people from /cum/ have added me on facebook. don't you guys like me? :(

>having a facebook

>>75597288
I don't have a Facebook

>>75597284
I do it because people still give me (You)'s

i like the name mike

Hey yo mike! what's up?
Miiikey! how are ya?

>there are too normies in this thread
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

why yes, i'm 1/64th cherokee

>>75597284
who posted a strawman?

1. Gabriel
2. Vigne
3. Raphi
4. Satania
5. Tapris

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>>75597288
I just dont like Suckerjew and his dystopian company

>>75597313
>>75597333
Wasn't referring to either of you guys

>>75597176
i don't quite understand the meaning of this passage.
care to enlighten me a bit?

>American companies

https://streamable.com/h6do7

>having a normiebook
>surprised that no one likes him

>normie
Stop using this word only normalfags use it

>>75597109
you're right and i'm dumb

tfw no gf

normie

>>75597323
i think you mean 3

>not having a facebook account
>not using tinder

>>75597360
ok

>>75597375
enjoy not having friends loser

>American companies
https://streamable.com/hyppf

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>normie

*sees your pic on tinder*
*swipes right*

I don't know if it's illegal in Arkansas to fuck someone without telling them that you have HIV. Don't really care either way tbqh

1. Asuka
2. Misato
3. Mari
4. Rei
5. Ritsuko

>>75597484
is right good or bad?

is wiping right the good thing or the bad thing

>>75597485
now THAT'S what i call a shit post

>>75597363
the modern american woman is being murdered with propaganda and hyper-optimism that feeds the inclusivity of shit like immigration and unconditional love for all minorities

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>>75597497
>>75597512
g-good

DON'T want any niggers, ragheads, wetbacks, or zipperheads in my country unless they're cute girls

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>Chinese companies

WOW

>>75597540
There are a lot of people on the bodybuilding forums that talk about giving people HIV

>Rei
>anything but #1
Atrocious taste

>>75597554
aw thanks! you're such a good friend
i feel like the luckiest person in the world to have a friend like you

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>>75597554
>sees country of origin: Denmark
>swipe right

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>>75596052
>tfw think the girl i like, likes me back
>tfw not sure at all because everytime we face eachother, she always hide her face and looks down
is she shy? or doesnt like me at all? is she autistic?
it happened many times now, she always looks to the floor.

Really just want a gf with pale skin and pink nipples. Don't even care about hair or eye color anymore.

>>75597610
seems bashful to me. if she altogether avoided looking at your face, or glanced up at it regularly sometimes and didn't jerk away, but just casually look away it'd be more autistic
she wouldn't do that to her parents

>>75597610
yes she is autistic

>>75597616
slowly you will stop caring about the pale skin
and then the pink nipples are the next to go

>>75597597
this picture made me want tea.
brb with the tea

1. Kuroko
2. Uiharu
3. Saten
4. Kongou
5. Mikoto

Tasting your own cum is haram

>>75597715
Think the pink nipples would go first 2bh.

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>>75597724
Tea is good. Listen to this while drinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AqYJCU98Qg

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what do you do when you're angry?

blue eyes are objectively the best kind

>>75597819
masturbate

>>75597819
sleep

>>75597819
calm down

>>75597847
Blue >> green >>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brown

>>75597684
>>75597688
ive caught her looking at me many times

>>75597847
light brown eyes

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>>75597819
[x] Yell at sky

I have blue eyes

>cucks are voluntarily going to work tomorrow

how much of a wageslave can you be?

oh yeah let the company take away one more free day of my week because i'm so ""loyal""

>>75597934
So do I

1. Marisa
2. Aya
3. Remilia
4. Reimu
5. Youmu

>>75597887
precisely. could split brown into light brown > dark brown, but still the same order and place of everything

>>75597903
CHI

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>>75597976
>1. M
Stopped reading right there.

>>75597934
>>75597965
So do I

Is it wrong for a guy to shave his legs?

>>75598033
Cute

i don't talk to people who don't have hazel eyes

>>75598033
So do I

>>75598054
I shave mine

I have unironically become less awkward to talk to because now I look more people in the eye to determine their eye color.

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getting a hawaiian pizza

>>75598081
Cute

>>75597818
i ain't listening to your weeb shit
check this out instead:
https://obsidiankingdom.bandcamp.com/album/a-year-with-no-summer

>>75597819
take a minute to breathe deeply and calm myself down

>>75597887
;__;

>>75597903
>liking diarrhea brown over superior dried blood black/brown

>>75597956
work is more intellectually, emotionally and financially fulfilling for me than sitting around doing nothing

>>75598054
it's not wrong, but it's gay

So is Conway actually gay or is it all shitposting

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"Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

>>75598123
gay people don't exist

*cleans guns*

about to go get some covfefe at the grocery lads

>>75598117
Oh yeah I didn't get the chance do ask you this last thread. Do you have a problem with actual gay people or just them getting married?

>>75598151
>being this late to a dead meme

should i get a gun license and buy a gun?

>>75598117
>financially fulfilling
it's not like we get paid extra for overtime LoL
they're literally doing it FOR FREE

Europeans with brown eyes are ok because they're more like dark gold than anything

>>75598123
This >>75598145

>>75598174
yes

>a black person
>getting a gun license

top kek

>>75598174
of course

>>75598162
If i can tell someone is gay without having to ask them, i'll probably find them obnoxious.

>>75598176
so you mean hazel eyes?

>>75598175
do you not get paid at all?
what will you be doing instead of going to work?

>>75596052
T H I C C ass juicy pussy!!!

>>75598278
I thought that hazel eyes were the ones that go from one color to another as you move from the inside to the outside

>>75598320
don't talk to me or my kot ever again.
he is not thicc. he is skinny as a rail

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>a white person
>getting a gun license
school shooter confirmed

if honest abe had never been assassinated the blacks would have all been deported back to africa like he originally planned

really a missed opportunity there lads

>>75598343
while that may be reported among people with hazel eyes, hazel means "light brown [ish]"

>>75598344
Burger cat is obese.

light brown eyes are for mexicans and turks

https://youtu.be/Kx1QIlGmhPo
*timelapses*

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Ok so the flight plan that i just filed - beautiful plane i have here tremendous, amazing, you should see the bathroom absolutely amazing- the flight plan i just filed with the agency, excellent good agency very smart very diligent, there's a reason they call it intelligence agency, lists me my man, dr pavel here, amazing physics teacher very smart i recommend it to all educational institutions, but anyway lists me but only one of you, which is very sad because this is an amazing plane absolutely beautiful flight plan

>>75598344
your kot has PHAT ass desu

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>>75598399
Oh

>>75598409
What color are your eyes

>>75598376
don't remind me ._.

>>75598407
>>75598428
STOP SAYING I HAVE A PHAT PUCCI

tennessee has the best flag imo

>>75598413
i would like this post more if you shopped drumpf's face or hair in there

>>75598278
we only get overtime added to our time account and can use that up for days off or whatever

>>75598458
>>75598428
Ur PUCCI hairy as fuck desu senpai

why do some people put so much effort into looking like shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC4xMk98Pdc

>>75598535
i assume you mean paid vacation.
i guess that's the same in a sense

really wish we would just nuke the rest of the world already

Fact: You are a cuck
Fact: You were always a cuck
Fact: You are getting cucked this moment
Fact: You are a cuck

>>75598456
Nearly black. Reminiscent of my powerful mongol heritage.
Of course, I know you're not fond of that, but I shan't lie.

>>75598574
post malone actually seems like a cool dude desu doesn't give a fuck about what he wears and just chills out all day

>>75598574
i wear shirts that are a size too large to keep my piece from printing

>>75598611
I didn't know you were Asian

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hmm

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get away from me you cuck

>>75598702
i see our policy of keeping muslims out of the country is working.
i would hate to reverse this and turn into a third world hellscape like france or sweden, and have a killing every week

>>75598702
it also appears that the far right, racist extremists who got drumpf elected are safer than muslim minorities.
my noggin is a joggin with all these thots in it

>>75598702
>Since 9/11, hundreds of Americans and people residing inside the United States have been charged with jihadist terrorism or related crimes, or have died before being charged but were widely reported to have engaged in jihadist criminal activity. In the past two years, the rise of ISIS has brought an unprecedented surge in terrorism cases though there have been cases every year since 9/11, as illustrated below

From the site that picture is literally sourced from

really makes me think

>>75598594
eh it's a shitty tradeoff, we already get 30 days vacation per year anyway
so all we can basically use them for is like leaving an hour early or whatever because it's hard enough finding the right time to plan all of the regular leave already

if i were to receive a payout for all the overtime hours on my account rn it would put me in another tax group and rape me of so much of it that i'd end up having worked for like 5 bucks an hour lmAo

gotta move to taiwan
5% tax, cute toes, that's the good life

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i shouldn't play melee anymore, it gets me too worked up and upset at time lol...

>>75598817
The vast majority of Trump voters were simply average middle to lower working class families

>>75598916
Are you a girl?

is lo-fi hip hop the most braindead "genre" there is?
only literal retards and anime autists listen to this shit

>>75598946
... why do you ask?

What the fuck is a sinaloa
It sounds fucking gay

>>75598985
I'm lonely and a wreck

GUN STORE IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS BOIS
I'LL COME BACK A RICHER MAN THAN WHEN I LEFT

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*wrecks you*

I want a Herman Miller Aeron chair

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Ok so the flight plan that i just filed - beautiful plane i have here tremendous, amazing, you should see the bathroom absolutely amazing- the flight plan i just filed with the agency, excellent good agency very smart very diligent, there's a reason they call it intelligence agency, lists me my man, dr pavel here, amazing physics teacher very smart i recommend it to all educational institutions, but anyway lists me but only one of you, which is very sad because this is an amazing plane absolutely beautiful flight plan.

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>>75599066
*dabs on you*

>>75599116
literally do not regret voting for this man one bit

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>>75599066
try again bich

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>>75599066
i want to look at human eyes not anime eyes

ryan pls go

Ryan is qt and no one should bully him

I'm conservative, natsoc, and with an excellent teutonic pedigree

Literally over 120 arrests for Islamic terrorism in the US for the last two years alone

Just because bombs aren't going off doesn't mean it isn't a problem

*shows u my butt*

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>>75599180
>hey anon. did you want to go get that hot chocolate you promised me?

>>75599434
why don't you get it if you want it cunt

What should I make for dinner buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvpv_NI_N04

>>75599487
tendies

>>75599434
Yeah, it's still warm

First Tim Horton's has opened in the UK lads (in Glasgow). Not happy about it desu, I liked the fact that it was a purely Canadian brand. May as well just be like any other mega coffee chain now.

>>75599567
So is the cum on your mom's face

>>75599586
>now.
it's been like that

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>>75599586
Us canadians have ended our relationship with tim hortons.

McCafe is my friend now.

made pancakes with el gf this morn

>>75599487
stew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDwcFrLJRyI

>>75599586
Tim Horton's has been in the USA for a while now

>>75599586
>I liked the fact that it was a purely Canadian brand
There are tims in the US

>tfw no large double double

>>75599329
killyourself

>>75599641
post tits

I'm an atheist catholic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TNtOFBfKGU

>>75599655
that guys a fucking fag
my nephew watches his shit all day

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>>75599680
My penis is 7.75'' long. I am circumsized. I am a boy (boy).

Please stop.

is the k*aut running a bot?

>>75599612
It still felt uniquely Canadian up til now

>>75599641
Why have you ended the friendship?

>>75599660
>>75599667
I thought there was just one in New York or something like that? How widespread is it in USA?

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>>75599743
no
no
no this is so pointless

>>75599751
probably. report him for spamming regardless

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what is wrong with denmark?

>>75599771
>How widespread is it in USA?
There are a few along the northern border states. I don't know how many

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>anti-kraut posting
kyself

>>75599793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlUhKzWQZq0

German fag post proof you are in Germany.

Take a photo of some German words near you, timestamp please.

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>>75599836
I can't believe those fidget spinners exists.

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Is it time for anime?

>>75599809
All stupid American trends become popular here

The german is a neet pedophile virgin who has never left germany. now stop giving him attention

it's never time for anime

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im tired of anime, I want to look at real girls eyes

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>>75593644

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eggs are fucking disgusting

>>75599836
How many of you fags in here own a fidget spinner? I know at least 5 of you do

[spoiler]i don't becuase i'm a loser[/spoiler]

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>>75599918
Go walk into a Starbucks. Wait for a girl cashier.

There you go, you're looking at a probably pretty cute girl in the eyes.

>>75599967
"I'm going to sue" is going to be my new catchphrase

Bumhole's sore lads

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>>75599898
But why?

>>75599918
But real girls will hurt you anon

Anime will never hurt you :)

>>75600007
>using a catchphrase
>in 1438 AH
lmao

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I blame Sinaloa

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>tfw never made eye contact with a female

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>>75599809
t. Greek

>>75600047
>not using ublock
kyself

>>75600049
>make eye contact when makingout w/female
>>a-anon why are you doing that
???

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>>75600065
>implying
The links don't work because of my ad-blocking extension

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>>75600082
her face when

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i just masturbated

Has a song ever made you cry?

stop posting chinks brian

>>75600145
no

>>75600145
I havent ever cried

>>75600142
Why?

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>>75600169
Not a fan of this plastic slant gimmick either

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rip

>>75600142
Did you jerk it to anime?

>>75600145
No, I'm not a bitch lol

>>75600188
cause it feels good bud

>>75600145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8TsAh-zYFI

>>75600206
oh

>>75600194
>tfw you realize he's still alive

>>75600049
I made eye contact with a female and I accidentally opened Pandora's Box

It was so amazing, me and a girl actually stared at each other in the eyes on purpose and I felt so happy

But now I can't stand being alone and I want to be with a girl now and I feel sad

>>75600145
https://youtu.be/H2R2Ck8qKWM

if u have never cried to a song ur a psychopath man

vagina > onahole > hand

there's a huge gap difference in all of them

I'd highly recommend you all try to go up the ladder. 2nd tier isn't that hard.

>>75600198
yes, yes i did

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>>75600235
I always thought Ringo was dead.

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>>75600145
LOOK AT THIS PHOTGRAPH

I am too depressed to cry

I jerked off to KanColle once

>>75600254
I'll stick with my hand

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>>75599844
what now
let's succ together
>>75599844
well you better do
>>75599970
i don't
>>75599875
lol
>>75600051
lol
>>75600145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G3_kG5FFfQ

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>>75600325
mfw

>>75598999
yeah that'll moisten the panties

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>>75600340
THEY'RE RAPISTS

this is literally the only time Switzerland has ever created something worthy of notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqmJilXxJY

>>75600340
mexicans are fatter than white people

>>75600145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKNxeF4KMsY

>>75600360
Guy look at the Japanese immigration sticker, what did he mean by this:

"idk how or ???? work but some of you are too autistic and might reverse ??????? it and get access to the japanese government immigration files ???????? my ??? ???? ??????"

>>75600421
Not anymore

>>75600398
I wasn't a lonely wreck before though

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HOW DID ARE EYES GET SO RED

retard

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>he zoomed in

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argies lol

can you guys post in my thread to make it look like it had a small chance of being successful?

>>>/a/158010408

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>>75600360
>that yellow-brown hand
Explains everything desu

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>>75600491
>/a/

>>75600519

new

https://youtu.be/sIlNIVXpIns

Made you look :)))