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http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/mp.php?mpid=40733&dmp=6721

Jeremy Corbyn does NOT care about your privacy edition
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anime
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taxation is theft and socialists should be ground up to make sausages
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>>75593811
Um no sweetie x
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could batter any north korean who would dare send a nuke my way
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York
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Must be horrible being Jamaican, they don't have nuclear weapons to protect them
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BASE Corbs
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>>75593865
best city desu
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can I have a (You)? x
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>>75593855

Nah bet they all know karate shit
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Reminder that all modern democratic politicians are amateurs.

Sincerity in the West is dead.

Democracy was a game played during the fall of European feudalism and monarchy.

The great democracies of the 19th century were highly sincere. Very great men rose to fill a void left by kings.

Today has none of that.

Today's democracies are merely role-playing what they think the Gladstones of the past would do.
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The mandem stand with Corbyn
>>75593898
x
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any brit lads want to send me a picture of their dick?

x
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>>75593866
yeah but they got rhythm, good vibes and sweet sweet sensi man
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@75593898
sorry lad, you're on a zero (You) contract
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alri lads
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oh my fucking life

imagine having to do this at work

would actually shoot the gaff up

https://streamable.com/h6do7
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>>75593845

as a sausage factory worker I'm deeply offended by the suggestion to use below acceptable quality raw materials
delete this post this instant
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BUT I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO SAY
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>>75593915
ew not from you
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>>75593865
Meet you in the union bar in half an hour
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I want to kill the next Irishman who posts in this thread
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A plane just flew directly over my house, it was unbelievably loud and the plane looked really close when I looked out of the window
I'm not under the usual flight path (although I'm not too far from the airport) so I guess there must have been an issue which meant the usual route wasn't taken
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that darkie girl was pretty cute desu
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>tfw no finnish sausage factory worker bf
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Sorry but I just can't trust a leader who refuses to use nukes even in retaliation. Nukes should be a final resort but a necessary one nonetheless x
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*takes a hit of that sweet kush*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMS5vKarzO0
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*takes a hit of that sweet rum*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tSq1P5pels
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>>75593917
yeah but I only send dick pics to guys, your gonna have to prove your a man with picture of your cock
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>>75593947
>a worker going against his self interests again
Ah yes
>>75593939
>J-just be happy prole
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>>75593866
How's THIS for protection

*swings my huge floppy willy around like a copper swings his club*
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>>75593917
get on the cross
degenerate
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>>75593991
what the fuck do retaliatory nukes even achieve?

answer: nothing
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CORBYN WHY WON'T YOU TELL US YOU'RE WILLING TO KILL MILLIONS OF INNOCENT CIVILIANS IN A FIERY APOCALYPTIC CATACLYSM?
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I have this mentality where I genuinely believe I could fuck up any ordinary person in a fight. Even guys way bigger than me.
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>>75593937
alri
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*takes a hit of that sweet cum*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOfRtSW4dYE
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>>75594043
Revenge. Why is this hard to understand?
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*does the not allowed post*
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@75593959
*smashes your jaw into a thin paste with a swift uppercut*
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>>75594015
watched this last night

t'was kino dare I say? (yes I dare)
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corbyn has blown it

labour are completely finished
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i hate winter

should be illegal to go above or below 27 degrees
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>>75593991
we'd be dead if we were nuked lad

we couldn't retaliate if we wanted to, and it isn't just our decision to retaliate as we're part of nato and would be dragged in with any attack on any member and would likely be required to nuke back if necessary
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>>75594043

Revenge is a dish best served extremely hot
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have a business idea which involves this cat
https://youtu.be/yFN9PpK9fvg?t=119
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnyMkvb3XjE

raise America to the ground
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>>75594059
>>75594092
rorke
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>>75594080
Pure weevil kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpHCfndib0Q
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Not enjoying this lad roleplaying the limp wristed lefty "nukes should never be used sweetie x"

Poor banter.
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>>75594043
people thinking twice about people using them in the first place sweetie x
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So when do we find out who won the debate?
is there some sort of live-poll i can look at?
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the slaving for the week is DONE

getting pissed
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4567532/Voters-maul-Corbyn-Sturgeon-influence-Brexit.html

^ how is the mail this innaccurate?

there was one measly question about sturgeon which corbyn shut down quickly. he was getting brutalised over nukes and minimum wages, not over fucking sturgeon
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>>75594092
>>75594059
>lets spend £167 billion on 'revenge'
No thanks x
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>>75594157
Thursday night
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>>75594114

wish saint elliot had managed to get in that sorority house ffs
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>>75594088
he came out of that looking better than may desu

all he had to deal with was mongoloid rorkes banging on about nukes as if we weren't part of nato
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>>75594029

m8 I get to buy the b-grade stuff for dirt cheap in the employee shop
would hate to pick the commie bits from the bradwurst
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>>75594114
>y*nks
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>>75594043
>what the fuck do retaliatory nukes even achieve?

What the fuck does pointing a gun at the deranged gunman even achieve? He'll probably shoot me before I shoot him. We'll probably both die anyway so I might as well just throw up the white flag and invite him into my house to murder all my children
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Imagine the country getting obliterated in to nuclear oblivion but the countries leader does nothing because 'all deaths are wrong'
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>>75594153
like, um actually we're a part of nato? nice try though hun x
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>>75594181
>>75594117
>If I die, I do not want my killer to also die

Is this existential cuckoldry?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8D3epKRfuk
Doing a listen
>>75594114
>yank voices
disgusting
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>>75594114
shagged two sorority girls x
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>>75594247
FONT
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>>75594212

N A T O
A
T
O

R O R K E

>>75594213
this but unironically
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>>75594215
>>75594217
>>75594232
haha yeah how about that
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>>75594213
think if the country was getting obliterated in to nuclear oblivion the countries leader would probably be dead desu
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>>75594217
>I want to spend £167 billion so I can kill innocent civilians and feel like I got revenge while I'm dead
Off yourself
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>>75594215
more nukes bigger voice in nato.
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need paki bastards out of /brit/
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>>75594272
Civilians are a meme
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>audience full of trigger-happy Rorkes
Hmm
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what type of tory are you?

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/a-spotters-guide-to-every-type-of-tory-voter?utm_source=vicefbuk&utm_campaign=global
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>>75594262
dont be a moron

the leaders all have lush private bunkers, they definitely wont cop it in a nukefight (or at least not at the beginning)
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another friday
another night in
another no friends contacted me asking to do anything
another message 5 "friends" in my contact list and no one replies/everyone says no
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hope india nukes pakistan 2bh
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Germans lie awake at night in despair at not having nuclear weapons of their own. They know that if they were obliterated at that moment, the atomised dust that once constituted their consciousness would really want entire cities thousands of miles away levelled as well.

Thankfully we don't have to deal with that. We know that if we were exterminated by a nuclear blast the brave boys on our submarines would have the pleasure of killing millions of innocent people on behalf of the human dust blowing around the ruined husk of London.
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>>75594272

It's aight if they are brown though.
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>>75594082
Big enough to get my lips around x
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>>75594193
>he came out of that looking better than may desu
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We need nukes to sit at the big boy table with the Americans and Russians, God knows we'd be totally irrelevant without them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro
Choon
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>>75594159
>tfw 3 hours left
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>>75594213
i watched threads the other day.

they sent nukes against the eastern bloc. but how irrelevant is that to someone whose family has died, whose city is completely flattened, whose breathing in radiation, who cannot see a doctor to fix injuries or illness because there are more people in need of medical support than the entirety of the NHS's supplies (whereby a doctor is no more useful than the patient).

where food is being rationed in exchange for reconstruction efforts. where food and fuel are slowly but surely diminishing, but whereby the blotting out of the sun from dust ensures that growing new harvests are less and less.

a society where civilised people are returned to hand-farming as per the pre-industrial era. what purpose did it serve that hungry, ill and hopeless survivor to know that some poor twat in russia had the same thing happen to him?
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>>75594294
whoah fucking hell I didn't want to read a Pushkin novel, how long is that article
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>>75594272
um actually hunnie, nuclear don't target civilians specifically, but a states industrial means to wage war x
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>>75594306
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>>75594333
>literally did not answer a single question
ah yes mummy looked lovely
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>No deal is better than a bad deal
>"Omg see they want no deal!!"

>If you nuke us we'll nuke you right back
>"Omg they want to nuke millions of innocent people in a preemptive strike!"

Do lefties have a basic logic deficiency?
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>mfw tory landslide
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>>75594306
>>75594319
>>75594082
FONT
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>>75594294
loving them images desu
absolute gold, saved em all

thanks hun x
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>>75594217
ah yes because a person murdering you is exactly the same as a country firing nukes at yours
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>>75594306

Threaten to nuke them
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>>75594306
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>why won't you push the nuclear button and kill us all
The audience were idiots
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>>75594399
me in the bush
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>>75594402
Ah yes, state sanctioned murder is totally different
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kekistan
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>>75594375

um actually sweetie industrial centres are always surrounded by residential areas to house the workers x

>>75594319
your turn now x
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>nuclear war is a one country issue
cannot imagine being this incredibly stupid desu

it's not something one leader can definitively answer, it has to be agreed upon by all of nato
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>>75594450
FONT
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*blocks your path*
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>>75594447
shadily brother
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>>75594474
WILSON!!!
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>corbyn is going to lose votes over something which is completely irrelevant to everything.

which country is point a nuke at the UK again?
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>we can't use nukes without american permission
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>>75594474
*votes labour*
p-please don't hurt me mr corbyn
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>>75594450
>your turn now x
yeah not that big
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might do a prossie just to spice up my life
who cares about money anyway?
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nukes are part and parcel of UK defence and it would be foolish to give them up

labour would never do that if in power, this is essentially just virtue signalling
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Would you rather have sex with May or Corbyn?

V IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/13098947
http://www.strawpoll.me/13098947
http://www.strawpoll.me/13098947
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>mfw corbyn flushes the nuclear codes down the bog
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>>75594516
we literally can't

neither can anyone else, including the yanks
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just became an intersectional feminist
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>>75594562
not you (or me haha)

have a cheeky drink too mate x
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>>75594533
aw bb
all dicks are beautiful, you should be proud of yours x

size unironically doesn't matter to me
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>>75594562

you can't take it with you
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>>75594616
>americans can't use nukes without american permission

Mad
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>>75594628
>>75594562
>>75594625
>>75594533
FONT
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I'm voting Corbyn because I am gay.
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>>75594575
they already pledged to keep trident in the manfiesto

it was literally a wasted conversation
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>>75594646
South Americans are Americans too
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>>75594665
>it was literally a wasted conversation

exactly
complete waste of debate time
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>>75594657
this but unironically
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havent been sober in 6 years
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bit mental that ireland's getting a paki prime minister before us
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>>75594646
You can trust us
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>>75594625
>have a cheeky drink too mate x
way ahead of you
would not be having this trail of thought otherwise
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>>75594646
meant yanks can't use it without our (and the rest of natos) permission x
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i chug dick
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*stares you down*
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>>75594509
haven't you heard iran or north korea is going to nuke the uk and if we don't have a nuclear response no one else is going to react. The rest of the world is just going to watch whole we get pumbled by nukes from nk and iran np. Forget nato, it's not as if a few planes fying into new york brought a 10 year invasion into the middle east. That's so much more extreme than nuking the uk.

These people are so fucking stupid it's unbeliveable
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just had an epiphany.

the most important issue in the country at the moment is the 'NHS' according to the ipsos mori issues index (as of march...)

may was asked about NHS questions

corbyn was asked about some irrelevant shit abotu nukes (which are irrelevant because no one is threatening to nuke the uk).

made me think.
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We could lose the nukes tomorrow and no one would notice.
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Whose gonna win the election it looks like, Corbyn or May?
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>>75594727
Had a chortle desu
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>>75594700
good lad

watch this video it will piss you RIGHT off
https://streamable.com/h6do7
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BABY WHAT'S THE CRACK, WHAT'S THE STOREH
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>>75594717
can i nuke someone pal
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>>75594730
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>>75594657
>>75594682
>implying you two aren't first for the gas chamber when Comrade Corbyn gets in
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business idea: nuke america, then when america tries to retaliate deny them permission
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I hate most of you. Love wiki yank.
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>>75594743

if it was held right now, May would win by a nose

but over the next week anythin could happen
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Reminder if you nuke your enemies, they win
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>>75594738
The point of a deterrent is pretending that you have it and you'll use it.

Love jezza tho.
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>>75594759
yeah but not me please x
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>>75594731
iran halted its nuclear weapons programme.

north korea cannot reach the UK and just wants to be able to reach the US, to spook thme out of ever trying ot topple their leadership. nuking the UK is not a major priority for north korea

if anyone mentions russia - russian oligarchs own an awful amount of capital and property in london.
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>>75594769
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Business idea: Kill everyone outside of Britain then rule the world
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>>75594790
both parties are keeping trident

such a stupid conversation all round
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>>75594794
was a reference to a question corbyn was unironically asked by an older "gentleman" on bbc question time
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>>75594794
>russian oligarchs own an awful amount of capital and property in london

ah yes this would really make a big difference in a nuclear war
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>>75594759
oh go on then x
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statistically I have the smallest willy out of anyone in this thread

Might do a kill myself
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>>75593805
Neither do the Tories, what's you are point?
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>>75594750
watched it all the way through
didn't trigger any emotion whatsoever, you must be a pathetic bitter little man to get angry over things like that
or to even care enough to make this post.. grow up mate, seriously
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>>75594842
Yeah seriously reconsidering obliterating my own people in a hellstorm of nuclear fire now that I have thought about my appreciating property investments.
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>>75594794
>rogue states should be allowed nuclear weapons because at this moment in time they can't reach us

absolutely creasing m8
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>>75594847
how big? being honest?
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>>75594731

We don't need nukes cos everyone else has nukes. Genius.

Also I don't need to be vaccinated cos everyone else is vaccinated right?
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>>75594866
vote lib dems
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>>75594841
I know.
>>75594842
bombing stuff you own is a massive deterrent.

why do you think trade and peace are conflated in the context of the EU
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just ran out of golden age Simpsons episodes lads
not a good feel
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The Tories are good apart from when it comes to giving a shit about non-millionaires and really seem to be uncomfortable talking about the poorer in society

Labour seem good when talking about the less fortunate in society, the general population, but seem to back it up with wishy washy politics

Just can't decide. I think I won't vote for the first time in my life. Simple as
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>>75594871
hmmmmm
might heem you because of this response

where do you live sonny
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who is alri and what anime does she come from
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enew idubbbz video is out lads

he kidnaps live squirrels
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>>75594884
I'm all for (china, south korea, japan and the US) invading north korea ngl

but its not really our business.
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>>75594887
right because I vaccinate myself with the aim of killing the non vacs
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>>75594884
>threatening to nuke a rogue state with one of the largest fanatical standing armies in the world, largest chemical weapons stockpile after US and Russia and a crazy leader is a good idea
no
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>>75594938

FOY
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>>75594919
the tories are good at being tech illiterate spackers who are afraid of those dastardly internet trolls
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>>75594885
literal 4" circumference
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@75594958
FOP
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Had another dream about being late. I dreamt I had slept for 20 hours, waking at 7pm, I reached for my phone, it appeared to be full of missed calls but the battery died as I picked it up.
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>>75594919
Jezza will make anime real
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>>75594957
how fanatical do you have to be to withstand the heat of 10,000 suns? Asking for a friend
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M I A M I

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>75594981

Don't reply me to me or your wife's son ever again, you little runt.
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>>75594893
Marijuana xd
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>>75595000
*votes tories*
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>>75595017
not an argument
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Voting Theresa because I want to see major cities nuked
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bit mad that they can almost never get attractive girls for fetish porn
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>>75595046

DUDE
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>Ireland's new Prime Minister is a gay Indian

Fucking hell right off the deep end
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>>75595059
FOPB (fuck off paki bastard)
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brb doing a suicide haha
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>>75594937
brum and yes I am white
I'm also confident I could smash your lights out with ease due to my upbringing of scrapping with pakis and nigs
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*greentexts something and then presses enter twice before typing the rest of the post's content*
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>>75594977
how long tho?
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>>75595046
I wasn't framing it as an argument
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>>75595084
t. conservative party member
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>>75595083

*hits a blunt*

UHUHUHUHUH

NONCE WONCY BRUCEY POO HEHEHEH XD DUDE
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>>75595092
good news scumbag i'm in aston

meet me outside tim's chippy on west road in 40 minutes and prepare to taste the curb
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>>75595064
DELET
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>>75595120
literally doesn't matter with such a small girth
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>>75595118
Gender studies is legit
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>>75595152
go on lad, you can tell me x
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I week to go.
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are spanish people white?
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>>75595143
fuck off hayd you little bellend I know where you live
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>>75595084
t. moderate Muslim at a western popular music concert
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Saw some George Galloway signs up in manny pffftttt
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>>75595084
do NOT do that x
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>>75595194
how the fuck do you know my name

alex is this you? little bellsniff
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>we shouldn't cripple our industry just to fight climate ch-
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>>75595192
No
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>>75595177
why though? it's irrelevant when the willy is thinner than 2 fingers
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ABOLISH THE GREEN BELT
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>>75595224
don't know who alex is but I know exactly who you are pussy
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bossman clearly dropped my 4 pack of stella because they're fizzing up like a cunt
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Just sent out my postal vote for the Lib Dems
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At least Corbyn won't lock me up for viewing 4chan
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>>75595254
do you really big man

you won't mind showing up to our meet then, fucking courgette
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>>75595252
had a thought is all
just tell me lad, ill explain after
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>>75595252

how fucking fat are your fingers mate
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>>75595064
what a step down
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>>75595301
bls win
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>>75595261
>he unironically buys Stella
Sad!
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>>75595299
back to discord, shill
>>
got a g of coke
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>>75595313
bit weird desu, don't like where you're going with this

>>75595321
not at all
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>>75594842
on the other hand, pressing red buttons when the nuclear holocaust is underway will make a huge difference
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>>75595194
>>75595224
>>75595309
just wank eachother off already
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>>75595341
cheeky x
>>
Anyone have the image of the British man reading the Daily Mail?
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>>75595321
4inch circumference means its 3.2cm across
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>>75595309
Meet me on legg lane in the jewellery quarter at 11:30 and I'll straightener you
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>bought 3, 8% pints and now I regret it
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>>75595341
I prefer pepsi hahaha x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmDfB9D6vyY
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Britain is in it's current state because it lacks good, honest men such as Herbert Spencer back in the day.
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>Hayd is back
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>>75595339
>stella is considered a premium European lager in America and Yanks actually drink it out of posh little glasses and savour the flavour
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>>75595387
lucky day sunshine i'm 2 minutes away

i'll wrap a pair of straighteners around your bollocks and burn them from your body you little pesticide
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>>75595192
the Visigoths usually are
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>>75595344
well i didn't want to say before i knew in case it made you feel even worse

but i figger that a skinnywilly is alrigh as long as the length is sort of proportional

7x4 dick = awful
but
5x4 is alright i reckon

plus being uncircumsized is a huge plus you sohuldn't underestimate

basically just cheer up + carry on is wot im saying
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>>75595397
do people actually watch these kinds of videos
>>
>>75595423
crying
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my personal prediction x
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would like to die in a nuclear strike because i'm too scared to 'mit 'cide
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>>75595426
1 on 1 fight, I'll be on my own
if you come with lads and try to rush me you're a pussy
>>
>>75595439
Yes.
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*nukes you*
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXTvsqUphMc
>>
Are you lads going out on the lash tonight?
>>
>>75595469
well aren't you in for a treat i have no mates - you know what, i think i might bring my mate stanley

call your mum, for the last time
>>
>>75595443
I like the pint glasses of stella you get in the pub with the handle
>>
>>75595508
No don't really have any friends
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>>75595508
no im all depressed coz the bf broke up with me yesterday x

going to go out on the 11th tho, my mate is turning 18 and im gonna take him to his first gay bar
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>>75595491

fucking slick hair gimp
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watching knowing me knowing you
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>>75595489
harrowing
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>The entire coal industry employs fewer people than Arby’s

lel
>>
>>75595518
no weapons you fucking pussy
you must be a manlet to resort to a shank
>>
I'm voting May because she looks like my mum
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>>75595539
please be in bondi
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>>75595340
>posting expired gimmicks
SCREECHING
>>
>>75595518
he said 1v1 fagt nonce
>>
>>75595550
Don't know why Trump's intent on pandering to a dead industry.
>>
Voting for Sinn Fein because I believe in a united Ireland
>>
>>75595508

nah lying in bed drinking, about to smash the benzos
>>
>>75595539
Is that a rite of passage in England?
>>
>>75595574

It's alive in his mind.
>>
>>75595574
bit like labour tankies still obsessing over the mines
>>
>>75595581
Post jammies
>>
>>75595563
i'm going to end your life, no games sunshine
>>
>>75595586
it is if youre a shy nerdy bender like my mate Seb is
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>>75595603
>labour
> tankies
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>>75595504
ya, corbyn is a brexiteer, he is only quiet about it because he knows that brexiteers are associated with xenophobes, and thats a big no-no considering a big chunk of labour voters are in fact first and second generation immigrants.
>>
Jung was the greatest mind of the 20th century
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>>75595538
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?

>>75595539
Is he gay?
>>
>>75595601
hillary's the president in your mind
>>
>>75595491
why were all the tories so swarthy?

that small business toff was a beady eyed little brythonic as well
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>>75595631
alri Jordan Peterson
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>>75595423
my friend unironically got a 6 pack of stella and we drank it in an alley in new york, they thought it was good shit
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*gets my head cut clean off*
of only I had a knife, I'd be able to cut your head off too
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>>75595644
hes bi

but hes so shy and scared of women i doubt he'll ever get a girlfriend, the poor pet
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>Over 50% of british pakistanis are married to there first cousin

fucking hell lads
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>>75595672

does he actually say that? never pay much attention to memes desu
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>>75595631
psychology is a pseudoscience
>>
>>75595709
>>75595700
>>75595711
cool
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>>75595616
Well if you're moving like that then I'll have to rearrange my arrangements:)
Bet you have no intention of turning up but I'll be waiting anyway at the car park leading down to the abandoned factory

45 minutes to go, it's all up to you
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walking in and all the kids at my internship were talking about which was more evil, the confederate flag or the swasticka and i said i fly a confederate flag at my house even though i don't just to shut them up
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just want to say thank you to everyone who posts here 24/7
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>>75595701

It's not a meme to say that they're devolving due to inbreeding
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>>75595742
np x
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>>75595701
my cousin is pretty qt t.bh
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>>75595733
don't care
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recycle!!!


>>75592217
>>75592217
>>75592217
>>75592217
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goal gf
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>>75595701
>British Pakistanis
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>>75595709
yeah. he's obsessed with the Jung-Nietzsche dichotomy
>>
>>75595733
epic
If this flafg offends u, you need a hitsory lesson
>>
>>75595701
>there
racists are dumb lol
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>>75595701
the other 50% are married to a sibling
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>>75595759
Fuck off Nova you giga weenie
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>>75595730
don't quite know who you think you are but i'm afraid to tell you you're not that person

soon you'll realise this when your herad gets sandwiched between the tarmac my size 9 reebok classics
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>>75595711

Psychoanalysis is. Psychology isn't, but obviously you aren't supposed to believe in every hogwash experiment that hasn't even been attempted to be replicated.
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>>75595504
our guy
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>>75595830
we'll see
when you realise who I am, your tone will change quickly
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>>75595759
:3 xo
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