You have 10 seconds to act as French as possible.

*cheats on wife*

I love black cock so much

hon hon hon la baguette en mon cul hon hon je suis a faguette

I smell bad

Anyone got the vocaroo of that autistic American impersonating the French?

EH FILS DE CHIEN, J'TE PARLE LA. BAISSE TES YEUX FILS DE PUTE, BAISSE TES YEUX J'TE DIS. DONNE TON PORTABLE OU J'TE NIQUE TA RACE. VOILA C'EST CA, P'TITE PUTE VA

ALLAH AHKBAR

>>75592879
*wife cheats on me with Algerian man*

>no surrender jokes

That's an improvement.

Sips vineyard wine, enjoys foie gras of the top of my wifes naturally scented armpits and pussy

JE ME RENDS HONHONHNOOHNHONNHONH

>>75592775
Surrender

PLEASE, AHMED, FUCK MY WIFE IN THE ASS WHILE I EAT THIS CROISSANT AND SMELL LIKE A FISH.

HMMMM YESSSS AHMEEEED SO POWERFUL HUH

MINE IS PETIT NEXT TO YOURS HMMMM

>>75592775
Aham. Ta gueule pd !
How was it?

J'aime les algerians et je me fais enculer pour les arabs

>>75593567
>br "humour"

>>75593731
*****PRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT******

>>75593731

Don't get mad, Jean.

But you're all cucks.

*raises white flag*

>>75593807
Canadians are the worst posters on /int/

*puts cream on carbonara*

>>75593941

Although you're a francocuck, it's true.

Canadians, Germans, Burgermans...

All shitty 12 years old.

>>75592974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdn4tV4kzc

>>75592775
*start prototyping a new tartiflette machine*

*ignores this thread completely because it's not in French*

>cuck originates from america
>euros outside 4chan dont even know what the word means
>america always say lelel euros are cuck

:thinking:

>>75593942
Un délice

>>75594142
You win, Colgate.

>>75593672
We didn't ask you to LARP as a Spaniard.

>>75593449
I came here to post this.

honhonhon t'oussant l'oveure etait un jude honhon

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wöwöwö schöschöschö mö baguette prörörörö

>>75593941
we are only bad posters bacuse Quebec posters are 90% of Canadians on /int/

I suggender ratatouille viva le franse

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>>75594431
Most of Canada is living in Quebec, mate.

>>75593449
>>75593459
>>75593872
haha, I like reddit memes as well

>>75593942
I don't get it

*surrenders and looks nervously for some cheese*

>>75594431
>Francophones in Canada are a minority yet a majority on /int/

Sure thing, Jack, sure thing

>>75594802
cause they're all neety NEETs while we have to contribute to the country and thus, we can rarely post.

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>>75592775
I want to replace the citizens of my country with millions of people from the darkest parts of the Congo joungle.

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>>75594431
Preuves ?

Grève des agents de la SNCF.

Merci Beaucoulp, sil vote preto

>>75594039
my sides

>>75594431
Just about every unique thing about Canadian culture is Quebecois.

>>75595019
nuh uh, not Kraft dinner

>>75593182
Ont à dit Français, pas bregnoules ou bougnoules.

>>75592775
*puts ketchup on everything*

allah is great

>>75592775
Liberté, égalité, fraternité

>>75595136
Salam brother

>>75595110
Not a thing

*heads to mcdonalds*

>>75595239
alaykum salam bro

>>75595371
You mixed up France with the US mate.

>>75594431
>blames a minority
typical

anyway as for the french imitation
>ah bonjour cousins québécois
>mais ma fois, vous avez l’électricité ici?
>du coup, je vous aime bien les canadiens

>>75595087
Comme s'il y avait une différence désormais...

>>75595607
just a prank bro

French culture, shit, European culture in general has been slowly dying since the 1970s and Americanization spreading.

>>75594708
Je me rend

*doesn't eat a baguette because it's already cold*

Can't, I just get out of the bathe

>>75595087
>Ont à dit
Si toi t'es blanc je suis le père noël

Anyone got the vocaroo of that autistic American impersonating the French?
EH FILS DE CHIEN, J'TE PARLE LA. BAISSE TES YEUX FILS DE PUTE, BAISSE TES YEUX J'TE DIS. DONNE TON PORTABLE OU J'TE NIQUE TA RACE. VOILA C'EST CA, P'TITE PUTE VA

>no surrender jokes

That's an improvement.

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>>75594039
Thanks mon ami

>>75592775
>be radical centrist

>>75600128
je t'aime <3

>>75600180
Ik hou ook van je

>>75593411
we gave up on that

>>75600204
je veux que votre bite française chaude soit si mauvaise

>>75600303
>I want that your hot french cock to be that bad

??
Seems lewd and unappropriate.

>>75600232
I'm almost disappointed.

J'ai voté Hollande en 2012 sans aucune raison.