/cum/

>>75591482
can you use telegram rn?

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i dont want tinnitus any more

>>75591517
See
>>75591521

Please never give footkraut positive reinforcement

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Name my band

>>75591471
ah yes turning satania black

12.5% of our population is black after all

>>75591693
thats a mexican

>>75591691
the birdnames

>>75591693
why are you so annoyed at memes?

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>>75591471
>slutania
Why

>>75591594
I remember you osting this months ago when i wrote 'if she don't suck, then we don't fuck'
Dude it's hilarious, can you dump everything you have?
>>75591631
He's a boost.

>You are fine, just dont develop forward head posture of peace.
what does that even mean

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>>75591783
fuck off

she's /ourgal/

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>>75591836
She isn't
Like someone else

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>>75591539
Embrace the tinnitus!

>>75591836
Actually Gab was the best girl and Vigne was 2nd best so fuck you

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>>75591796
>everything you have
there's not much


Also, good jam for a warm night like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om4JhjvRN1U&sns=fb

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is this shit finally fizzling out?

>>75591691
*click* *click* *pop* *click* *whistle* *click*

>>75591693
being this mad

>>75592020
he uploads way too much

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i wanted to make the thread

>>75592111
are you back from work?

classic fuccen banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lek9zkwbn9E

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pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day

i'll alwys be wit u no matter wat

Why is Ohio so cute

>>75592111
what would your OP image have been

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>>75591693

>>75592147
nah that's not me
i posted so the guy won't post that pic
>>75592187
not sure
something related to canada

>>75591287
>he misquoted the meme
kys my dude

>>75591334
no

>>75592165
bad post

>>75592173
What do you mean?

What do you meme?

Why do we meme?

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>>75592209
>something related to canada

>>75592306
What the fuck?

I am non-jokingly the cutest poster in this thread.

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>>75592306
my own life

very good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0

>>75592360
It's actually me tyvm

>>75591508
Add me on snapchat my dude

>>75592391
prove it

>>75591471
dont ever save my screenshots again unless given clear permission

>snapchat
>my dude

im gonna be sick

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Defend this

posts your snaps, i'll add you and sned you my dik

>>75592230
>he didn't realize i was trying to be subtle with it
You'll coward

imagine being Justin Bieber.
Loaded as fucc and literally able to pull any chick

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>>75592439
I'll have you know that a fellow /cum/ poster edited that you son of bastard bitch

>>75592501
if you're more productive than your coworkers, then you can negotiate for a higher salary
or you can be a lazy worthless bogan

Is 4chan acting slow to you too guys?

>>75592571
>if you're more productive than your coworkers, then you can negotiate for a higher salary

lmao not how it works not even close

>>75592570
yes, after saving my screenshot
this is not how it was intended to be used, i will file a copyright lawsuit if you dont cease this

>>75592633
see >>75591899

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Heh...

No mere copyright will stop me...

>>75592566
Unless he had a small dicc, then that'd be humiliating and every chicc would think he's over compensating

>>75592618
are you daft? my best friend did literally this with a government job, and they gave him a position with "4 years required experience" 3 months after he graduated.
this is exactly how it works.

the only complaint you can make is that I didn't mention, you also have to ask for more responsibilities, but that was self evident from the comic

>>75592681
nobody cares about dicksize IRL

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>more work is bad

>>75592681
>5′ 9″

its possible

>double negative in my thread
GROSS

>>75592704
he says through tears

>>75592209
Very rude

I just found the results of a psychoanalysis I was subjected to at age 6.
I was never gonna make it.
I feel sick.

>ALSO A SPLIT INFINITIVE
:nauseated emoji:

>>75592685
Wouldn't expect a nigger like you to know what a job is

>>75592731
Fuck phoneposting and fuck phoneposting people

>>75592695
only reality in which "doing more work" gets you a raise or promotion is if the rest of your coworkers are literal bumfuck retards

>>75592794
>if the rest of your coworkers are literal bumfuck retards
He already said that his friend works for the government

>>75592794
well, he's not a retard and his job isn't data entry or making sandwiches.
he's a software developer. doing "more work" in this environment means both doing better work, and getting more of it done.

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everyone is an idiot except for me

>>75592704
>nothing makes her more wet than the thought of your 3 inch dicc
Sure thing, pal

>>75592872
N-no

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>>75592209
imagine being that guy

imagine coming back from work

getting to his home

turning on his macintosh

loading up safari

going to the 4chan website

going to the international board

searching for a thread called "cum"

opening the reply post

typing in "Im back from work"

uploading the file he loves the most to express himself

and then finding out that the same exact image was already posted

imagine

do you realize what you are doing to that person

snownigger

>>75592789
this >>75592731 and >>75592779 were aimed at you, here >>75592685
dingus

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>>75592899
silly talking at this point

>>75592931
That's the fucking point you absolute retard

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@75592949
you wont get away with this

>>75592397
what's your snapchat

>only i can be facetious

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

*stops talking*

>>75593124
Go to bed Ryan

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>when Ryan begins posting

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>>75592949
thanks for the (you)

Saving private ryan

More like shaving Ryan's privates lmoa

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>>75593083
Ask zar or jeffrey or csis
Would rather not post here desu

>>75592949
all me

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you didn't like the song???

Note to self:

The Ottawa dude is named Ryan

Why is everybody being mean to me? What did I do?

>>75593168
mmmm i thought you were spain

i feel dumb now

no, fagtron.
we didn't like the song

Like brit
hate non-brit
simple as

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>when someone who isn't even a friend calls you buddy/pal/friend/bro

>>75593327
hello lad

simple as
taste is shit

>>75593322
manlet

like non-huntsville
hate huntsville
simple as

>>75593345
Hello nigger

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>>75592949(You)
>>75593239(You)

do you like me?
would you put me on the filter list? please don't

>>75593366

*filters denmark*

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>>75593443

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>>75593467
>>75593471
nooooooooooooo

>>75593471
how did you see his post if you already had him filtered??

i like denmark

She wouldve sucked me off like her life depended on it

Denmark is adorable.

You like cock because you're a faggot

>>75593209
Z*r*

i'm going to post something in the old thread. no one look at it.
it's only for me

>>75593372
his mum is 5', nigga never stood a chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZkE3xB8o8A

>>75593570
True that. Should we replace Mexico with Denmark then?

A picture is worth a thousand words

>>75593617
/cud/
we cow general now

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>>75593257
>mmmm i thought you were spain
What? Why?

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brb working out, no homo

>>75593594
>mom is 5'4
>dad was 5'6
>i'm 6'

Fucking genetics, how do they work

>>75593638
*finishes my essay by posting 3 pictures*

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>>75593642
/duc/

>>75591471

Why are the nips such raging pedophiles?

>writing essays
what is this, grade school??

>>75593650
TINY NIPPLES
TINY COCK

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>>75593570
>>75593551
>>75593617

>>75593466
>clean room
lolno

>>75593701
why are you so obsessed with small dicks?

it on your mind a lot? ;)

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I wonder how many words this picture is worth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fekzQAEXlOc

>>75593715
Imagine pounding Denmark's soft puckered boyhole.

>>75593209
add me
>achjessna

>>75593836
Danes are not for lewd.

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>>75593836
NO!
>>75593886
This, remember always this

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>Gay fags in my /cum/

love gab
like vigne
indifferent to raphi
hate satania
despise tapris

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"Harry’s hand shot up.
“What is it, Potter?” Snape asked, irritated.
“What’s the value of these potions on the open market?”
“What?”
“Why are you teaching children how to make these valuable products for ourselves at a schoolteacher’s salary instead of creating products to meet modern demand?”
“You impertinent boy–“
“Conversely, what’s to stop me from selling these potions myself after you teach us how to master them?”
“I–“
“This is really more of a question for the Economics of Potion-Making, I guess. What time are econ lessons here?”
“We have no economics lessons in this school, you ridiculous boy.”
Harry Potter stood up bravely. “We do now. Come with me if you want to learn about market forces!”
The students poured into the hallway after him. They had a leader at last."

Always thought Denmark was a fairly irrelevant poster. it's interesting to see that mostly non redditflag users respond to him or discuss him

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>I did something stupid and tasteless for attention and now everyone hates me and it's all Trump's fault! Smash the patriarchy! Fuck drumpf and fuck whypipo!
Literally can't make this shit up

got called racist in walmart

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>>75593920
Imagine seducing Denmark with soft nibbles and kisses on his ear as he whimpers futile protests while physically putting up little to no resistance.

>>75593989

He is an unique poster to everyone.

>>75594000
>criticize the president
>criticize

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Here's my kot,
t. huntsville

Got called a fruit at Loblaws

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“You’re a wizard, Harry,” Hagrid said. “And you’re coming to Hogwarts.”
“What’s Hogwarts?” Harry asked.
“It’s wizard school.”
“It’s not a public school, is it?”
“No, it’s privately run.”
“Good. Then I accept. Children are not the property of the state; everyone who wishes to do so has the right to offer educational goods or services at a fair market rate. Let us leave at once.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tecIUGq1zhQ

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>>75593978
10/10

>>75593978
I'd sign up for that class desu

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>>75594000
I only knew of her from Seinfeld where she plays that very annoying comedian who bothers Jerry. You can tell she is a very shitty comedian since she primarily relies on shock value, a money can perform that niche better by flinging shit at his audience

>>75594000

Feels like a joke response.

Specially considering liberals love to say "freedom of speech doesnt mean freedom from consequences"

>>75594056
Your posts are not making any sense to me

>>75594134
monkey*

>>75594150
kind of want a twitter so i can tweet that at her

why do people say "fair market rate?"
all prices presented in a free market are fair by definition.
the only time prices aren't fair is when they're influenced by the strong arm of the government

I dislike this Alabama poster.

>>75594264

Because people are dumb

Plusvalue does not exist .

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>>75593978
>>75594085

>>75594287
Don't be rude

i want to try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55xCQjbpvRY

>>75594264
Maybe the price isnt at the market equilibrium and there is a monopoly or oligopoly

>>75594287
get over it, sweetie

>>75594000
>criticize the president, lose your job

lel who the fuck would buy this shit? the daily show and countless other normie shit constantly make fun of trump and basically call him a retard at every opportunity.

also

>this wouldn't happen to a guy

didn't a gay conservative male just lose a book deal and have his career waylayed because he made slightly controversial comments about his personal pedophilia experiences as a teenager. seems less of a deal than making a joke about beheading the president of our country in my opinion.

really makes me think

>LONDON – Ireland‘s governing Fine Gael party on Friday elected Leo Varadkar, the gay son of an Indian immigrant, as its new leader and the country’s likely next prime minister.

lol

>>75594335
mayhaps. i didnt' consider that.
I dont' recall ever hearing it in that context tho

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>>75594353
Ireland is pozzed as fuck. There is a huge new diaspora museum in Dublin with advertising all over the place

You know who the mascot is out of tens of millions of irish diaspora? Che guevera! Who the fuck thinks of Che when you think of Irish diaspora? Why the fuck isnt JFK up there or something? Instead Che in full commie costume is up all over the city

>>75594445
>>75594353
that's pretty sad.

>>75594000
Who exactly is Griffin?

>>75594445
>Who the fuck thinks of Che when you think of Irish diaspora?
The Irish are usually unionized cunts and are therefore commies and commie sympathizers

I don't see the problem

I didn't even know Che had Irish ancestry

>nobody responded to my kot pic
;-;

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They accepted me in my new job

>>75594508
see>>75594134

That's all I know her from and that's only by facial recognition, I didnt know her name before the scandal

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>>75594297

>>75594490
Ill add u, link it again, but you better ost funny stuff

>>75594353
the nu-right

has anyone visited /wsg/? The posters there are like /b/'s but with better grammar

>>75594543
cumgratulations!

>>75594558
>>75593883

>>75594508
D list celebrity
a literal "who?"

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>>75594543
Nice.

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>>75594508
Kathy Griffin

>>75594508
Kathy Griffin, a washed up comedian attempting to stir up controversy as a way to keep her dying career alive

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>>75594553

chink moving his hands at super quick speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDl7VE8xL8c&feature=youtu.be

>>75594519
>The Irish are usually unionized cunts
Yeah not anymore, they have an incredibly low corporate tax rate and their entire economy is based on giant US companies located their such as google, facebook, dell etc

Really hate working with a bunch of other guys because I was not socialized as a kid to take and give banter.

>>75594584
I only go for birb threads

>>75594645
I meant Irish-Americans. You said Irish diaspora

>>75594589
>disco ogo

Lmao wtf

>>75594539
nice, but I don't fuck with koreans

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>>75594601
caanada!!
you're not supposed to smoke, give me that!

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“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”
“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”
“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.
Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

>>75594678
post your face

>>75594530
What's your ancestry, Thomas?

My mother is your usual mestiza and my father a ginger, that's all I know

>>75594668
That doesnt make any sense, Che isnt even American. Sometimes I feel like you just say random shit for the sake of it

>>75594622
that was rather spectacular.
thanks for sharing!

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>>75594678
But Finland said I could smoke.

>>75594740
>Sometimes I feel like you just say random shit for the sake of it
Pretty much

>>75594715
that's my face

>>75594530
Exactly, so when the museum advertises that it's dumb as fuck. Americans who make up the large percentage of people interested in that won't even understand

>>75594599
Asco

>>75594796
post your voice

>>75594796
Rasmus detected

>>75594599
LONG

>>75594724
My mother is CHI and my dad is a WASP

hey goy learn how to make SATIRE only jews like m-mys mel brooks can make good satire hehe learn goy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62cPPSyoQkE

wow post something serge

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“Give me your wand, boy,” Voldemort hissed.
“I cannot do that. This wand represents my wealth, which is itself a tangible result of my achievements. Wealth is the product of man’s capacity to think,” Harry said bravely.
Voldemort gasped.
“There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.”
Voldemort began to melt. Harry lit a cigarette, because he was the master of fire.
“The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. The minimum wage is a tax on the successful. The market will naturally dictate the minimum wage without the government stepping in to determine arbitrary limits.”
Voldemort howled.
“I’m going to sell copies of my wand at an enormous markup,” Harry said, “and you can buy one like everyone else.”
Voldemort had been defeated.
“He hated us for our freedom,” Ron said.
“No, Ron,” Harry said. “He hated us for our free markets.”
Hermione ached with desire for the both of them to master her, but nobody paid her any attention. They had empires to build.

>>75594000
Dumb bitch gets dropped by literally every gig she had (including liberal media) and now she blames her failure on Trump? lmfao

>>75594679
I'm loving this shit, keep them coming

>>75594877
clicked on this link and immediately closed it

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>>75594898

>>75594865
wasp?

Thinking about becoming that nazi that always goes to the gym and learns ho to box.

>>75594888
Lmao forgot to remove my name

I never do. I only use Snapchat with chicks for lewds.

>>75594973
White Anglo Saxon Protestant

>>75594973
HIs mom fucks insects

>>75594898
i'm loving these. keep them coming

>>75594982
boxing is incredibly easy, you don't need to train for it, just watch a video or two for the basic moves

>>75594973
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

>>75595005
the fuck

>>75594997
you're sick fuck, fucko

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>>75594679
>Ron said, like a poor person
>>75594898
>“I’m going to sell copies of my wand at an enormous markup,” Harry said, “and you can buy one like everyone else.”

>>75594865
So I've been communicating with a half Chicano this whole time eh?...

Guess your papa couldn't resist the good ol' brown pussy

>>75595026
>worshipping a middle eastern jew that got killed over 2000 years ago

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canada, quit smoking or else

>>75595035
Really wish people wouldn't have this exoskelphobic attitude anymore

>>75594926

i didnt and im getting more angry because of it

Gonna adopt a chink kid

gays should not adopt children

might go to the weed shop and buy some weed

>>75595048
I try not to think about my moms pussy

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>>75595097
If it isn't white, it isn't right

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>>75595074
Send me your nudes if I do

I dont wanna be redpilled

its safer just to watch anime

>>75595130
I think about her pussy all the time

>>75595116
why not
they're not gonna turn them gay

*takes a fat bong rip*

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Pic related, how I feel right now.

>>75595150
But you're gay. Why are you thinking about pussy?

What if two straight men adopt a kid?

>>75595183
To make you uncomfortable

Why does Ryan think people care what he thinks?

>>75595220
I care about Ryan

>>75591517
look at those glowing eyes, like a child playing his new console on Christmas evening

>>75595195
sounds like a plot to some shitty movie

In October of 2012 three hours of personal footage was stolen from musician Justin Bieber.

>>75595234
Thanks senpai.

>>75595220
>>75595234
I care about both of you

>>75595260
Starring Adam Sandler

>>75595195
kid would probably turn out all right if the men are decent people. its usually single moms who fuck up kids, but single dads are fine

imagine having two single dads...

>>75595260
I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry was pretty close to that

>>75595293
y

Can somebody post that Richard Spencer pic where his head looks ultra small and his body is weirdly large?

anyone want to gay marry me so i can avoid paying taxe?

The following footage was illegally uploaded by ab anonymous blogger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys7-6_t7OEQ

>>75595300
This was already a movie. Adam Sandler pretends to be gay with Kevin James to keep his kids.

>>75595293
your name is Ryan? thats not a spic name

I actually have a 6" penis ok

>>75595335
great movie

>marrying another man just for tax reasons
retardation

>>75595368
>get rid of taxes
>government has no reason to interfere in marriage anymore
>everyone's happy
I don't see a problem here

>see sexy ebony queen at work
>she has a kid
like clockwork

>>75595407
It's not like anyone here will ever get a gf

>>75595407
>caring about the sanctity of gay marriage when you can financially better yourself
y tho?

>>75595431
marriage should be a legal structure between heterosexuals. the reproduction of desirable people and the raising of their children is in the best interest of the social fabric and the state

Why can't a man and a woman marry for tax reasons if two men can hypothetically? Perhaps we should do what the MGTOWs want and abolish marriage.

>>75595380
My name's Paul
Btw:
>spic
Grow up

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Harry and Ron stood before the Mirror of Erised. “My God,” Ron said. “Harry, it’s your dead parents.”
Harry’s eyes flicked momentarily over to the mirror. “So it is. This information is neither useful nor productive. Let us leave at once, to assist Hagrid in his noble enterprise of raising as many dragon eggs as he sees fit, in spite of our country’s unjust dragon-trading restrictions.”
“But it’s your parents, Harry,” Ron said. Ron never really got it.
Harry sighed. “The fundamental standard for all relationships is the trader principle, Ron.”
“I don’t understand,” Ron said.
“Of course you don’t,” said Harry affectionately. “This principle holds that we should interact with people on the basis of the values we can trade with them – values of all sorts, including common interests in art, sports or music, similar philosophical outlooks, political beliefs, sense of life, and more. Dead people have no value according to the trader principle.”
“But they gave birth to y–“
“I made myself, Ron,” Harry said firmly.

>>75595475
So should infertile people not be allowed to marry?

>>75595476
they can. gay marriage obliterated the "sanctity of marriage"

>>75595475
People were having kids for thousands of years before the government started sticking its kike nose into everything you assmad commie fuck

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>>75595492
I'm a spic too though, don't act sensitive

>>75595503
nobody cares nigga

>>75595503
I care keep posting.

>>75595517
How did this only become a possibility once fags could marry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlKJPf8btKE

>>75595522
people starved, ate dirt, fucked sibblings and threw rocks at animals for tens of thousands of years before that.
what's your point?
Now is not then. we have better systems to manage a social structure

>>75595517
government interference obliterated the sanctity of marriage. If you need a piece of paper from a bureaucrat to tell you that your union has value then that's a pretty sad state of affairs

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>>75595503
>“I made myself, Ron,” Harry said firmly.
>>75595530
>mexican is too dumb to understand satire
So when are we kicking Mexico out of /cum/?

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>>75595503
You made my day, anon

>>75595517
The possibility of divorce did.

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Canadians are such awful poster.

I alone carry all Mexico.

The first time I ever heard the word spic uttered was when my dad's brother-in-law said they called his friend spic because he got his toe run over by a golf cart once and started "jumpin' like a spic"

>>75595578
>people starved, ate dirt, fucked sibblings and threw rocks at animals for tens of thousands of years before that.
And the government did nothing to rectify the situation

>what's your point?
That there's no need for the state to be involved because the people can take care of themselves

I identify with Harry on all levels.

>>75595537

>>75595558
because the common law defense of marriage was that it was a religious and social contract between two individuals and the state to reproduce for the benefit of themselves and the nation at large.
since gays inherently cannot reproduce, this conerstone of marriage is no longer a justification for its existence
>>75595652
this is also an acceptable beginning of an argument, but not robust enough for me

>>75595674

the first time i did was on dirty harry

>>75595602
We should kick your boring ass country out of this thread you insensitive fuck

>>75595682
the state became a necessity as soon as people realized they could collectivize into war bands and raid their neighbors thousands of miles away.
anarchy has no place in a thinking man's world

>>75595703
So again I'll ask, should infertile people not be allowed to marry if it's only about reproduction? Maybe infertile people being allowed to marry destroyed the sanctity.

literally about to masJurbate

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>libertarians

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>>75595703
>humans breaking the bond enforced by God
>hurr not robust enough
Are you by any chance an idiot?

oohoooo yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMuoLw-05I

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>>75595674
How does someone ''jumps like a spic'', Thomas?

>>75595739
Shameful confession time: I never saw that movie

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>>75595756
An overbearing state destroys the individual and runs contrary to every Western ideal. The only rightful functions of the state are to defend its citizens against foreign aggression and to enforce contracts between individuals

>>75595803
I miss ring pops.

>>75595785
personally, i don't think so.
i haven't spent enough time thinking about marriage as a union of larger family structures and to collectivize wealth in a socially normative way, but i think there might be a justification there

>>75595833
bad post

>>75595840
I dunno my uncle is a weird slightly racist Southerner. I dunno what jump like a spic means.

i think i heard spic on 4chan for the first time
the derogatory term in arizona for them was wetbacks

>>75595880
they still exist

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>>75595888
>gets btfo
>"b-bad post!!"

>>75595876
i disagree. i think the state should be an extension of the nation

>>75595893
hop the border

>>75595906
and beaners

>>75595931
Yeah, but I haven't seen them in stores in a ling time. Them and nerds ropes.

>>75595941
I don't care what you think

>>75595956
then why have respond to any of my posts and carry on a discussion with me?

>>75595981
I like shitposting

>>75595949
Never quite understood why beaner is an insult

They are good and nutritious

im making a new one

new
>>75596052

>>75595602
>>75595741


hey! no bully mexico
be nice girls