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maisie

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GET HYPE

mods are on point today

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sophie

>>75584030
fuck right off

if cousin marriers had to pay for their own healthcare would they still marry their cousins?

>merchant navy

no jobs there lol

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Me and the fambo

Who was the
>UK prime minister
>US president
>French president
>German chancellor
>Russian/Soviet leader
when you were born?

>>75583905
Most of these guys arent really "strong". They're mostly fat guys who know how to lift things and eat very specifically designed meals. If you put them in an environment for fighting and work, without their meals, then these guys are utterly useless. Even a normal man can defeat one, if they had a weeks worth of training

to the man who said young thug is pleb
please present a better one

IF SHE FRONT DOOR LOCK
AND YUH CANT GET EEN
AND SHE BATHROOM WINDOW LOCK
AND YUH CANT GET EEN

KICK EEN SHE BACK DOOR
KICK EEN SHE BACK DOOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmYmAKG_wA

(repost)

is there any better smell than when you havent washed your willy in a day or two and have been pissing through your foreskin? that kinda salty but nice smell that sticks to your fingers after pissing again?

>>75584053
Winston Churchill
FDR
Don't know
Adolf Hitler
Joseph Stalin

>>75584045
Always jobs in the merchant navy 2bh

>>75584007
Why does modern media keep coming up with bullshit narratives like this? Victoria probably just patted him on the head on one occasion, and now they're spinning the story as if they had unending deep philosophical conversations

Guys is there a way I can keep my phone on but not accept calls?

This girl keeps ringing me and its doing my tits in. She talks for sooooooooooooo fucking long.

>>75584079
would actually heem you if i saw you in real life

naked bike ride in my city on sunday

TERRY MAY

>>75584053
1996
>UK prime minister
John Major
>US president
Bill Clinton
>French president
Henri LaCoq
>German chancellor
Kreigmeister Müller
>Russian/Soviet leader
Joseph Stalin Jr.

I'm pretty sure the first two are right.

>>75584053
major
clinton
chirac
kohl
yeltsin

>>75584123
wrong, thatcher destroyed the industry.
why would a company take you over some cheap stanislawksi for 50£ a year

>>75584053
Thatcher
George H.W. Bush
Mitterand
Kohl
Gorbachev

I know, I'm old as fuck

>>75584053
David Cameron
Donald Drumpf
dunno lol
angela merkel i think lel
Putin

>>75584152
seat mandatory?

>>75584126
This. Brits hated nosey Hindus like him too.

>>75584053
Blair
Clinton
Chirac
Schroder
Yeltsin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl-tmYtHDEQ
me at the end

>>75584053

Blair
Bush
Chirac
Schroder
Putin

>>75584198
prefer not to say

>>75584053
Tony Blair
Bill Clinton
Jacques Chirac
Helmut Kohl
Boris Yeltsin

>>75584187
British officers are seen as the best in the world m8

>>75584126
'christian' britain has an Islamic history.

>>75584053
John Major
Bush I
Mitterand
Helmut Kohl
Boris Yeltsin

Many of you have asked me what the radical centrist is, and how he can be understood relative to rorkesheed, i answer thus with a useful fable.

Were an eclipse imminent, there would be both great excitement and confusion, men would scramble to find ways of watching the seldom occur'd dance of the celestials. However for man's better judgement and at fear of losing hos sight he daren't look directly at the eclipse. Rasheed would believe those who instructed him to look through a mirror, alas for those crooked scholars would distort the mirror in such a way as to lead young rasheed to ruinous thought upon seeing the reflection. And what of rorke? Well his idols, those renown for complaint and pessimism would tell the scamp to look into the reflection of the event in murky puddles, from whence rorkes distorted perception of the heavens is filled with hatred and angst.

After the eclipse, having seen their own versions through their own respective mediums of reflection, rorke and rasheed shall argue as they have ever done, rasheed foaming at the beard and veins on rorkes baldened head strained in anger.

A blind man enters between them and claims they are both right and wrong simultaneously. Both rorke and sheed mock him exclaiming how could he that could not see, give comment. The blindman says lo you fools for i verily did gaze upon the eclipse directly, i no longer see the falsehoods and illusions around me, but the truth of our ethereal gods were surely singed into the eye of my soul unadultered. You both saw partially but not fully, now you bicker. I the courageous man traded a lifetime of sensory falsehoods for a brief moment of truth. I paid heed not to the manipulators but looked muself upon the play of the heavenly truth alone. I am centred.

>>75584233
not a lexeme

>>75584135
what was that yankyboy? wanna say it a bit louder this time? yeah, thought not, prick.

>>75584233
definitely read every word of this

>>75584217
JANNY

Holy shit, is Corbyn actually going to win? What the fuck are you doing?

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are you swiping down for corbyn?

>>75584228
no jobs otherwise I'd do it

>>75584266
No.

when does The Sopranos get good?
where's the storyline? Where are the major plot points?
I thought it was a serialised drama, not an episodic sitcom
Please tell me it gets good soon, i don't think i can take another 50 minutes of banal family disputes

>>75584066
Swisha House. Classic Texas rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OlfhtKnbeg

Refugee here from brit/pol/, the Labour shills and general retards are getting out of hand

>>75584266
probably won't win

flawed as he is he's still a better choice than mayhem

>>75584298
it's not better here

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>>75584283

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>'christian' britain has an Islamic history.

>>75584053
>UK prime minister
Tony Blair
>>US president
Bill Clinton
>>French president
Jacques Chirac
>>German chancellor
Helmut Kohl
>>Russian/Soviet leader
Boris Yeltsin

:P

>>75584298
>literal /pol/tard
you need to go back

>>75584298
Wait for the election and we'll see it all change.

>>75584287
what do you even consider good telly if not sopranos? breaking bad ruined you all

Just nutted in my bf lads

>>75584356
hot

>>75584018
nice nips

>>75584356
hope he doesnt get pregnant lmao

Chinese takeaway or Indian.

>>75584339
Just a right leaning nationalist, not a /pol/tard

>>75584288
i like southern stuff, like chopped and screwed but young thug i a different thing anyway. literally unparalleled in his type of rapping

PHOAARRR ARAGUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH URGHA HA HA HA

phew just nutted lads

need a good dicking lads

Got mad at my bf while I still had his cum in me. It's a really awkward feeling.

I don't know why we fight. I used to love him so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73LcdfpbLM4

tune

>>75584053
Ah yes the ol data mining.

merchant navy would be comfy, shame there are no jobs

>>75584406
no true scotsman :^)

>>75584440
plenty of jobs

peep show girls, ranked:
1. Dobby
2. Big Suze
POWER GAP
9999999. Sophie

>>75584394
in the mood for some battered prawns with sweet chili sauce

>>75584053
Benjamin Disraeli
Rutherford B. Hayes
Patrice de MacMahon
Wilhelm I
Alexander II

>>75584394
Indinese

benders OUT

don't want to hear about your disgusting practices and psychological issues

>>75584423
just nutted in this poster lads

Navy you say? They literally used to give you half a pint of rum a day as a member of the navy.

What a job!

>>75584453
upside down

>>75584459
>not some doner kebab and currywurst

come on hans

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>Just a right leaning nationalist, not a /pol/tard

>>75584476
wish we could have disraeli back

>>75584506
i have eaten so much of that since i came here

>>75584445
u wot senpai

I don't believe in the retarded jewish conspiracies or "racial realism", I'm just economically centre-right and eurosceptic

>>75584452
wrong

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ONE

NOTHING WRONG ME

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Why does she hold the pineapple?

>>75584498
agincourt best day of my life

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>mums got friends coming round

>>75584549
Ignore this shit

Momentum shills are going full retard at the moment.

>>75584348
Don't get me wrong, i like the writing, Tony is a great character, but even though the dialogue is great, it's kind of empty and meaningless. I want to see mafia shit, not 50 minutes of a middle aged guy talking to a therapist, eating dinner with his family and if you're lucky maybe 2 minutes of banter with Tony and his crew.

>>75584111
>>75584190
fuck off grandads
>>75584210
>>75584217
>>75584219
>>75584333
fuck off literal children

>>75584580
Pics

>>75584453
mark's sister 2bh

>image.jpg

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>>75584569
jihad

deciding whether to hit the charlie or dizzle tonight

>>75584604
hello ahmed

>>75584575
posting from the guyenne you used to own
you're missing out

Had a mate who went to do the navy thing, they get breaks which are months long

Imagine that, you could holiday for half of your life

>>75584132
Aeroplane mode, you can still use WiFi

fuck got nutted in lads

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>>75584287
>>75584595
FUCKIN QUEEERS

>took money from 1.1% ISA (read: -1.3% real growth) and put it into ~1000% crypto investments

Feels good, not sure if I have he minerals to put it all in though hehe

>>75584126
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Karim_(the_Munshi)

They were actually really close, and it's suspected he was shagging her

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>>75584409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eErmn0LLlaA

Riff Raff?

So the stormtards have endorsed Corbyn lads

>>75584624
Have to work all day every day when you're on board though

Also a month break is shit if you've got nothing to do.

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>British """""""""leaders"""""""""""

>>75584622
what

doing acid tonight

>>75584569
so you can compare sizes

>>75584453
sophie was peng I'm the first couple seasons though though

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>>75584549
RULES OF NATURE

redpill me on leeds

>>75584672
not for long lol

>>75584670
Hows it shit? book a flight to anywhere, the world is literally your oyster

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>Ignore this shit
>Momentum shills are going full retard at the moment.

>UK imperator
Constantine Caesar
>US spirit-chief
Great Manitou Apistotooki
>French imperator
Constantine Caesar
>German imperator
Constantine Caesar (and various rebel chiefs)
>Russian/Soviet leader
Proto-Stalin

>>75584672
>Therorkesa Mayhem

No Brits think she's a 'leader' either, she's a flip-flopping mong that got lumped with the leadership role when every other candidate fluffed it.

>>75583721
>>75583848
>>75584132
>>75584356
>>75584423
>>75584426
>>75584495
>>75584687
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>>75584705
James Milner is from there

>>75584746
all me and NAN

>>75584705
Underrated

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bought the wrong sandwich by accident

Are all british girls ugly?

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How did she let it slip this badly?

>>75584595
its less immediately satisfying than most modern shows I agree.

Mum says I wouldn't be suited to life in the military

wish I was an interesting normie who is quick with words

>>75584789
>gif
fuck off

>>75584795
by being your typical elitist cuckservative cunt

>>75584795
Slippy T

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>>75584815

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who is/was the Malcolm X of the UK?

>>75584810
I type a million words a minute, but I speak a word a million minutes. What am I?

>>75584795
fuck off leftypol

Wish someone invite me out tonight

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>South Thanet Tory candidate Craig Mackinlay charged over expenses
reckon if nige had been running one last time he might have finally made it to parliament after this?

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Weather is shite lads

Why are Brits soft cunts?

Slippery May

>>75584858
a neet

>>75584511
is this why there's such a thing as 'radical' centrism?
because you see everyone else as either far right or far left

you're a living strawman, sort it out

>>75584649
>>75584799
am i ever going to see some Goodfellas/Godfather mafia shit, or am i wasting my time?

I'm on season 2, the last few episodes of season 1 were pretty good, but now it's back to the same old boring shit.

In the current episode: Meadow got drunk
Oh wow literally who gives a fuck?
I thought i was watching The Sopranos, not fucking Fresh Prince of Bel Air

>>75584858

autistic

>>75584869
w-would you like to go out with me?

>>75584921
Where we going x

imagine being such a normie you find the merchant navy boring, its my ideal job

>>75584881
come down to my local and ask that you little spacker
you're harmless without a gun

Flag below comes from a country of cucks

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need a qt gf to cuddle

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phwoar

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>Corbyn is closer to winning the election than at any time during the campaign thanks to a surge in support from women, a poll for the Sunday Telegraph indicates.
>Labour is now just 6 points behind the Tories with less than a fortnight to go – the smallest gap recorded by pollsters ORB International since the vote was called.
>The Tories are on 44 per cent of the vote with Labour on 38. The Liberal Democrats are on 7 while Ukip has collapsed to just 4.
>It marks a dramatic tightening of the election race, with the Tories enjoying a 15-point lead over Labour at the beginning of the month.

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election when the Tories were literally looking at winning a majority of 200 before she slipped to within a couple of points of the most unelectable Labour leader ever

>It's a failure, an absolute failure. You release a manifesto like that with weeks of campaigning to go, it's unacceptable. If you had gone into Whitehall today they wouldn't have been celebrating anything. I think it will be a massive disappointment - Michael Gove

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Boris Johnson

>>75584889
Yes it gets much better there's plenty of that shit

Keep watching and enjoy it while it lasts pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4PeZ6YsbQ8

tune

>>75584940
tescos for some kopparberg

>>75584921
Can I come?

>>75584889
it's never going to be like that
best to ditch it if i'm being honest

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Charles II Francis was an Archduke of Austria and a member of the House of Habsburg.

There were negotiations for a marriage between Charles and Elizabeth I of England.

Queen Elizabeth decided that she would not marry the Archduke; religion was the main obstacle to the match.

Charles was a religious Catholic and promoted the Counter-Reformation.

As the Inner Austrian line had to bear the major burden of the wars against the Turks.

Voted Corbs for a laugh. Is there any way to take back my postal vote?

>>75584795
you fucking tell me, 2 months ago it was gonna be a landslide tory win and labour were unelectable for 10-20 years

now the tories are staring down a barrel and rorkes and brexit fags are panicking

only good thing Ive watched is breaking bad

everything else is a bit shite

>>75584958
YUCK

>>75585027
BB sucks dick
So does The Wire
So does The Sopranos

Rick & Morty is where it's at

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me and the gf

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the pup

>>75584569
>one of her tits are bigger than a pineapple

WHOA

>Politics
FUCKING BORING BENDERS PISS OFF

HOWLING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4565998/Ex-BBC-star-let-boy-14-romp-wife.html

I don't watch television. I just listen to am radio and post here an hour a day from the library where I checkout murder mystery novels.

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me and the gf

>>75584941
why not just join the proper navy?

>>75584869
come to my gfs place with me

>>75585123
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>>75585100
Merchant navy sounds like the regular Navy, except someone's making money. Like the Wall Street of navies. There's probably a cocain ration instead of a rum ration.

getting pretty good at poker lads. think i might be able to make a career out of this

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>>75584985
ok

if i dont wake up in hospital tomoz well it wont ave been a good nite

Give me a recipe for the perfect shitpost.

>>75585150
Do they teach English in France? Because you should learn the language before you try to write in it.

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>>75585148
Th-thanks

>>75585203
shut the hell up you autistic piece of shite

>>75585133
nah, not a normie not gonna lie my lad

>>75585133
NAN

zozzled >>75583358

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reference?

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>FONTismo is here

>>75585230
Bonjour. Je montrez vous ne pas comprendre l'anglais. Alors, continue d'étudier.

I really fucking hate reddit (self.Incels)
submitted 6 hours ago * by Know_What_Fvck_ThisDishing out truth to non-whitecels one BlackPill at a time
This is the only place on this site that isn't utter shit. You can't fucking post, anywhere else if you post here because these white knight faggots will search through your history like flies seeking shit. They must really get off on us incels, we're the real cancer of reddit, FUCKING lonely suicidal men.
Fuck, the average redditor should fucking die

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>be me, an upper-middleclass white 18 year old just finishing school
>try some graffiti at a legal wall to feel cool and edgy
>some random guy comes up to me, tells me hes called 'Slax', and makes me give him my number
>says he'll hit me up for some graffiti runs sometime
>not sure how ok i am with the idea of actual criminal damage / being raped by this stranger in an alley

Er... feeling a bit outta my depth here desu lads

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>I'm French-Canadian

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>>75585288
so adorable

>>75585346
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lads im so fucking pissed. been a a lake all day, smoking joints, drinking beers, scrumpy cider, did a few donuts in my mates car in the gravel car park. an old couple told us we were a disgrace. i appologized gracefully, as you do. been a goodun

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where is the guac?

25 years old and still feel like a kid

>>75585390
FONT

>>75585390
Runtoid

>>75585390
Hope you're keeping away from the Kopparberg. It's just not worth it.

>>75585364
>>75585415

FOFONTT

>>75585439
NAN

>>75585390
Pics

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>>75585399

gonna sell some xtc tonite

>ireland elected their first gay pm

SCREAMING

this kraut absolutely loves this koppaberg meme

FE FI FO FONT

Pour mon ami Française; le 'scrumpy' est la Calvados de l'anglais. D'accord.

How do I sign up to this merchant thing

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>>75585489

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>>75585460

>>75585498
It's the lad from Tottenham

>>75585558
oh my god it's aj trace

HOWLING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4565812/Racegoers-turn-Epsom-riot-colour.html

>>75585415
nah
>>75585427
nah
>>75585437
amstel and healeys cornish scrumpy
>>75585453
nah but if you wanna look at the lake )resevoir( it's Chard resevoir south devon natural nature reserve

just got 75mg of oxycodone from the doc

>the new prime minister of Ireland is a gay half Indian Dubliner


Very good

there's one of every flag in this thread >>75585023

>>75585608
slow release?
crush em up and snort em

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she's the victim you racist sexists

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>>75585515
Merchant navy; a.k.a. sea Wall Street. Find this handsome fucker, and if he sees a fire burning in your eyes, he'll take you into international waters and have you working for him.

There are no sleep breaks, so the you've gotta save most of your daily cocaine ration for the end of the day.

75585603
>devon
fucking scumbag

>>75585603
north devon*

>>75585390
>joints, cheap cider, doing doughnuts in your mates rundown car

Utterly grim, neck yourself you absolute runt

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>Ireland set to have its first openly gay prime minister, after Fine Gael chose Leo Varadkar to succeed Enda Kenny.

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JUST

>Irecucks
>gay, Indian immigrant prime minister

Going for the double whammy lmao

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40139428

Gib a gf, pls

>>75585631
The southwest is literally the best region in England and arguably the UK.. If you're from anywhere north of Bristol you are a post industrial Russia tier northern scub

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on the train

>>75585603
Is see Dover, no Devon

>Heathrow Terminal 1 is abandoned

Lads
Urbex WHEN

>>75585697
devon is a shitehole and devonians are the nigger of the world

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>devon
>chad reservoir

>>75585699
how are the alps?

>>75585654
And the funniest thing of all is that he's a right wing Thathcherite and actually opposed gay marriage here for years, and pretty much nobody in the country actually likes him

>>75585644
>Joints
yes
>cheap cider
No. Top of the range farmhouse scrumpy fermented naturally from apples and yeast.
>rundown car
nah it's a beamer

>>75585697
Protestant Belfast is comfy

>>75585654
He's a right wing thatcherite that hates welfare, the poor and disenfranchised in society and loves taking it up the bum

Prince Williams hair is BAD

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Henry III the Pious was a member of the Salian Dynasty of Holy Roman Emperors.

He was triple-king (Germany, Burgundy, and Italy).

In 1036, Henry was married to Gunhilda of Denmark, the daughter of Canute the Great, King of Denmark, England, and Norway, by his wife Emma of Normandy.

Thus, Henry is the brother-in-law of Edward the Confessor.


Henry next turned to Hungary, where he forced Aba to recognise the Danubian territory as German.

This border remained the border between Hungary and Austria until 1920.

>>75585737
they are big mountains

miss are dave lads

>>75585390
>not drinking brandy and smoking cigars

JUST

>>75585752
>>75585775

Sounds like his political views are over compensation for his shame at being a bummer

>>75585722
Except that Devon is the whitest county in the UK by a long stretch, has the lowest crime rates. Literally everything outside evon is nigger tier.

>>75585792
is the term schweinhund offensive there?

I'm a woman. I stumbled across this sub, and I want to talk. (self.Incels)
submitted 20 hours ago by 2222222222--I'd rather die than escape inceldom.
But I won't send you nudes or have sex with you. I only do that for 8/10 men and up. I won't regard your feelings either, I only do that for male models. I want all incels to die, but I will just tease you when you pm me. You can be my emotional tampon and I will lie to you about how looks don't matter and how I was pumped and dumped by many chads and now I am siphoning cash out of some beta orbiter. Looks don't matter, fix your attitudes. Pm me :)))))

have a desperate urge to start on the voddy right now but I'm trying to fight it off untill 9pm

how do I play classic runescape?

>>75585926
You'll be asleep by 9

Start now and post pics of your adventures for the lads

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>But I won't send you nudes or have sex with you. I only do that for 8/10 men and up. I won't regard your feelings either, I only do that for male models. I want all incels to die, but I will just tease you when you pm me. You can be my emotional tampon and I will lie to you about how looks don't matter and how I was pumped and dumped by many chads and now I am siphoning cash out of some beta orbiter. Looks don't matter, fix your attitudes. Pm me :)))))

>>75585926
hello manlet lightweight
I buy alcohol on the way home from work and commerce drinking at 5:30

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didn't sleep a wink last night haha

>>75585817
cigars are alri, brandy is alri. but it's not really party fuel m8

>>75585926

drinking some wine in bed myself

>>75585954
>You'll be asleep by 9
not a bad thing

>post pics of your adventures for the lads
pics of me knocking back voddy and smoking shitty fags?

>>75585882
It's an uncommon low level insult like idiot.

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the gf

Do some of you delusional cucks really use British standard time over Greenwich metro time? wew lad

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you wake up in the northern powerhouse

>>75586050
>pics of me knocking back voddy and smoking shitty fags?
Yes

Sounds like a good time

>>75585954
>yanks can't drink for longer than 2 hours
state of you lot, 7pm is generally considered a good time to start drinking on a Friday night

>>75586084
that's normal

>>75586000
>hello manlet
hi mate

>lightweight
I can knock back 700ml of voddy in an evening mate, don't think I'm a lightweight

>>75586084
>Four in the runt cage.jpg

>>75586081
it's british summer time you moron

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Ælfred Æþeling was the brother Edward the Confessor and step-son of King Canute.

In 1035, Canute died, and the heirs of the former Anglo-Saxon rulers attempted to restore the House of Wessex to the throne of England.

Alfred Aetheling landed on the coast of Sussex with a Norman mercenary body guard and attempted to take the throne by force.

However, he was captured by Earl Godwin of Wessex, and blinded: he died soon afterwards.

In the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle there is an account of this fateful encounter:
>As Alfred and his men approached the town of Guildford in Surrey, they were met by the powerful Earl Godwin of Wessex. Alfred was tied to a horse and then conveyed by boat to the monastery of Ely. As the boat reached land, his eyes were put out. For a while he was looked after by the monks, who were fond of him, but soon after he died, probably on February 5, 1036.

In 1929 the remains of 223 soldiers, whom excavators identified as Normans, were found on the prominent hillside immediately west of Guildford's centre. They were bound and had been executed. The grave has been dated to c.1040

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>>75586008

*knocks you out cold*

>>75586105
>700ml

That's an oddly specific amount.

>>75586090
Then isn't your homeboy drinking and posting pics of his adventures? You too

From whence did rorkes and the rasheeds come forth? Who situated them on their different paths? Think of this, and contemplate it within your mind, O men of /brit/. Who will speak the truth and falsehoods?

O Rorke which podcasts did you cast your feeble attention to? Such charlatans and pseudo-intellectuals have all spoken, yet not one mentions the inner meaning. On hatred of others, Rorke is fueled; but I don't believe in it. If the truth lead to hatred, then the world would be condemned to constant misery. Give up your simplifications and consider things from different angles, you fools, stop the blind wish for destruction of others. The centrist has grasped hold of the multiplicity of the truth, where the rorke has utterly failed

The Rasheeds have forgotten logic; they are set upon the wrong destination. As university lecturers and ideological dupes instructed them, they are defending opposing ideals for the sake of undermining those that verily work. Although they are blind, they are also the loudest, yet those who listen hear no consistency. The ignorant fools tear down that which is sacred, just for the sake of it. But when those institutions have been ripped down, what will protect you then, Rasheed? The Centrist has made peace, he does not seek destruction but improvement, where Rasheed has utterly failed in this endeavour.

The centrist understands the complexity of the world's ebbs and flows; the truth showers its nectar upon him. He alone is the thinker and he alone finds the Way.

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>Greenwich metro time
>British standard time

>>75586142
that's how much is in the big bottles

>drinking alcohol
Fat runts

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>>75584856
jez

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>>75582121

finished
bit too much cheese but it's alright

>>75586090
I usually go 6 through to 2.

>>75586189
>voddy bottles aren't 750mL in Britland
Sad!

>>75586211
*smashes my koppaberg mixed fruits over your head*

>>75586142

its a fifth of a gallon you jeb end

need a gf to sit on my face and sniff

drinking budweiser 2bh it's all I have atm

>>75586189
Vodka is sold in litres here.

>>75586235
nice

>>75586211

Hurry up with my curry Abdul

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you wake up in the maritime powerhouse (new glasgow)

need to sit on a girl's face

>>75586270
why not pop some charlie on her arsehole and sniff it out instead

>>75584856
Tony Blair

>>75586281
>he's not drinking Bud Light Lime
Sad!

should i bring coke or ket tonite

>eurorunts and amerirunts talking about how much and how long they drink

ah yes very interest-zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

>>>>75586211
not fat at all drink absolutely loads of alcohol too. suck bacon muhammad

in love with a girl who works in the local co-op

>>75586281
FOY

>>75586329
why not both

>>75586281
awful, even worse than fosters 2bh

>>75586329
Kopparberg

>>75586342
heard stories about you

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Emma of Normandy was the daughter of Richard I, Duke of Normandy.

In an attempt to pacify Normandy, King Æthelred of England married Emma in 1002.

Æthelred and Emma son Edward the Confessor became the first Anglo-Norman king of England.

When King Sweyn Forkbeard of Denmark invaded and conquered England in 1013, Emma and her children were sent to Normandy.

In 1015, Cnut, the son of Sweyn Forkbeard, invaded England.

Queen Emma attempted to maintain Anglo-Saxon control of London until her marriage to Cnut was arranged.

Some scholars believe that the marriage saved her sons' lives.

Harthacnut, Cnut’s son, and his half-brother, Edward the Confessor, shared the throne of England.

>>75586396
>>75586396
>>75586396
>>75586396

>>75586281

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIyWTJTBins

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>banned from /sp/
>loins tour starts tomorrow
JANNY YOU DICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP9tr6Q4Y9s
cute
CUTE